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40508535 No.40508535 [Reply] [Original]

She's evil.

>> No.40508809

No that's Reimu

>> No.40509393
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40509393

She's perfect.

>> No.40509473

>>40508535
Eh... I dislike her so much I used to be known as "That guy who hates Reimu" but honestly she isn't. She's just really fucking dumb.

Like, at her absolute worst she's basically just a bitchy girl in a high school. Expect instead of a High school it's a murderous dictatorship.

>> No.40509499

>>40508535
Reimu is a very selfish person

>> No.40509738

>>40508535
reymoo enforces an oppressive system upon her own kind to ensure the existence of parasitic gods

>> No.40509836

Reimu will torture your balls...

>> No.40510124

>>40509738
>>40509473
This is a cutesokyo board, keep your grimfaggotry to the grimfag thread.

>> No.40510209
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>>40510124
Grim and cutesokyo are not mutually exclusive. Who sad maneating monsters cannot be cute moe girls

>> No.40510221

>>40510209
Me, and that's why Poomia is trash

>> No.40510345

>>40508535
No she's not. She will protect you when you're spirited away by some asshole hag.

>> No.40510380
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>>40508535
she just needs a little bit of direction in her life... and money, but she definitely means well

>> No.40510464

>>40510124
It's canon, though.

>> No.40510497

Worthless shitter fairy KYS

>> No.40510597

>>40510124
See: >>40510209 and >>40510464

>>40510345
Eh... protect is too strong of a word. If you stumble across her she'll escort you. But that's probably about it.

She probably regularly listens to outsiders getting torn apart around her shrine and doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.40511048

>>40510464
Gensokyo is a paradise for cute girls and was probably made as one.

>> No.40511584

>>40511048
Cute Youkai "girls".

Human girls are equally screwed unless they are a Hakurei or know one.

>> No.40511608

>>40508535
Yes, those thighs are quite evil.

>> No.40511674

>>40510124
this is not a cutesokyo thread
evidence A: reimu is not cute

>> No.40511782
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40511782

I see nothing wrong with that

>> No.40511834

>>40511584
Or are just from the human village.

>> No.40511961

>>40508535
I can make her worse

>> No.40512062

>>40509499
>this post was made by sanae

>> No.40512115
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>>40511674
Youkai jealous of the cute shrine maiden of paradise

>> No.40512207
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>>40508535
Here’s the not-evil version

>> No.40512359

>>40512207
wow! my opinion about reimu had suddenly change. she's also pretty cute!

>> No.40512394

Reimu is so mean that one time I ran all the way to her shrine to beg for help when Yuuka was trying to CBT me. Reimu just laughed and then she brought me back to the garden of the sun and helped Yuuka CBT me!

Reimu is so indifferent that one time I begged for sanctuary when Youmu was trying to rape me, and she just laughed and closed her doors and let Youmu do it!

Reimu is so apathetic that when I asked for her help when Hecatia tried forcing me to wear one of her hideous Welcome Hell shirts, she giggled and said she wants to see too and then held me down while Hecatia dressed me in it!

Reimu is so irresponsible that when the Three Fairies of Light and Cirno pranked me by freezing my hands and feet to the ground so they could use me as a trampoline, Reimu just walked by... grabbed my wallet, took my money and thanked me for the donation before leaving!

Reimu is so hateful that when Rumia tore off and ate my legs and I crawled to her shrine for help, she told me she was busy having tea with Yukari and to buzz off with things not worth her time!

Sanae would never do that to me. Sanae would actually help. At least Sanae's gods are corporeal. Sanae, Kanako and Suwako are fun to be around, unlike Reimu. Sanae will take care of me and Kanako will give me tea when I'm hurt. Sanae and Kanako will offer me their roof over my head when I seek refuge. Suwako-chan will scare the fairies away so they don't bother me.
I hate Reimu, I'm never donating to her shrine ever again.

>> No.40512853

>>40512394
>I'm never donating to her shrine ever again.
Anon no! She'll go crimson slasher on you!

>> No.40515463 [DELETED] 

>>40508535
Lot of tags ITT.

>> No.40515920

>>40511834
Then they are still screwed, just in a different way. They are milking cattle rather than meat cattle.

>> No.40515946

>>40512394
Bullshit, Reimu would never be that cruel. I want Moriyah shills to leave.

>> No.40517324
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>>40512394
>”Moriya shrine has added 5000 yen to your account”

>> No.40517370

>>40512394
I believe you, I once donated 100 yen and Reimu said that wasn't good enough so she and Marisa tortured my balls a while and took my christmas bonus even when I pleaded for them not to
Hakurei shrine is corrupt I tell ya, they don't deserve our donations
Moriya shrine gave me cookies in return for a donation, Moriya shrine is better in every way

>> No.40517428

>>40515920
Milking Gensokyo's humans!

>> No.40520069

>>40508535
>asshole
>girl
i fail to see the problem
rude girls are hotter

>> No.40521769

>>40509499
Yeah! She keeps my heart all to herself!

>> No.40523110
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>>40512062

>> No.40525782
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>>40508535
She's devious

>> No.40534085

>>40525782
Imagine how horrible it would be to be trapped with Reimu in a shotgun wedding
No matter how hard you tried to run away, Yukari would just drag you back to your new wife

>> No.40537075

>>40508535
No she is not

>> No.40537956

>>40508535

>> No.40538037

>>40534085
Oh no sounds awful haha, watch me run away from the most beautiful shrine maiden ever

>> No.40544427

>>40538037
Reimu is pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside

>> No.40544748
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>>40544427
I love her both on the inside and on the outside

>> No.40544939

>>40544427
Typically, if you cut someone open and look at their insides they are going to look pretty ugly.

>> No.40545137

>>40510124
this is a moonie hate board

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>>40544748
You only say that because you want to use Reimu's insides

>> No.40546057

>>40525782
She wouldn't bother with destroying condoms.

Like, she could just force any man to marry her.

>> No.40547947

>>40538037
preposterous! have you ever met another shrine maiden on your entire life?
should I host a contest to decide who is the most beautiful shrine maiden ever?

>> No.40547959

Just because she's poor doesn't mean she's evil

>> No.40548020

>>40547959
Is she poor because she's evil, or is she evil because she's poor?

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>>40545351
That is because I want to put a baby in her
>>40547947
Reimu would win anyway

>> No.40548665

>>40547959
She is a good girl but she is poor which makes her angry and irritable

>> No.40549439
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40549439

>>40545351
Now maybe Reimu is a grump
But she really likes her bump
Youkai futa dicks are plump
When inside her they go thump
Into her womb she bids the semen pump
And then her heart also sounds "ba-bump".
Nine months later; under Eirin's eyes she will dump,
A mini-miko from her big fat rump.
You may think it reckless love,
But she's gotten it all taken care of.
Because little Reimu is not a chump;
She has an axe and she has a stump.
If from her marriage you shall jump,
Your imminent murder shall be her trump.

>> No.40549467

>>40549439
Reimu does not fuck youkai

>> No.40549603

>>40549467
Then why do they come to her shrine with impunity? Let's face it, the only donations she recieves are payments from youkai looking for a cheap thrill

>> No.40549821

Typical of Moriya shrine whores to slander the beautiful miko of paradise

>> No.40553354
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40553354

Anyway, who’s the cuter shrine maiden and why is she Sanae?

>> No.40553469
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>>40553354
Sanae get back to work instead of shitposting.

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>>40545137
Damn straight!

>> No.40554115

Who cares if she's evil she has big tits

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>>40554115
>reimu
>big tits
Sure you weren’t mistaking her for someone else anon?

>> No.40567633

>>40534085
Yukari is so helpful in maintaining Reimu's happy marriage

>> No.40567933

If 2hu was an eroge, Reimu would be the first girl you meet. Flat, friendly and harsh at the same time, but definitely the first route you would play.

>> No.40568182
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>>40567933
>the first route you would play
The only route I(me) would play

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I would like to get really drunk with Reimu and fall asleep cuddling on the tatami floor!

>> No.40572677
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40572677

>>40553354
It's neither. The hardworking hermit is clearly the cutest miko.

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>>40572677
Based

>> No.40584246
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>>40508535
No, she's Reimu

>> No.40584319

>>40508535
can i rape her

>> No.40585895
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40585895

Pure evil.

>> No.40586073

>>40512394
fake and gay, my wife would never be that mean and apathetic, stop spreading fake news and anti-hakurei propaganda ! MORIYAS, GO BACK TO YOUR SHRINE!!! WE ARE FULL.

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>>40508535
She's sweet and pure, unless you piss her off.

>> No.40594183
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>>40508535
Even at her worst, she isn't evil, just a tragic puppet of fate. However, at her best, she's one of the most benevolent forces in Gensokyo by a huge margin

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>>40594183
Good thing shes (almost) always at her best

>> No.40605154

>>40594183
>one of the most benevolent forces in Gensokyo
Which isnt saying much when everyone is a jackass in that backwater realm

>> No.40605274
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40605274

She's just a normal girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAwmQODQi_8

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40605439

>>40605274
She's a beautiful normal girl

>> No.40607387

>>40572772
Something feels wrong.

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