/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Am I high or was the last thread archived early?

I think my Lich neighbor is learning my tastes, she's got some holst tier tits recently and is looking softer.
Then again, she also opened a giant swirling portal around her house so I may be crossing a few wires.

>>40528827
Uohhhhhhhhh !!!! Harpy bush !!!!! Erotic !!!!!

>>40528830
It was. Janitors got so lazy that they don't even delete duplicate vtumor threads anymore and it went by fast with slider threads.

Ending 2/20
You took the adventurer’s loan and forgot to pay it back, luckily a cat girl is willing to wipe away all your debt if you marry her. It’s an offer you couldn’t refuse

>>40528857
Best not to mention it too much lest the funni man comes back to post his funni images and gets the thread removed

>>40528833
For me, it's My creepy and pervy dark mage neighbor who got even creepier and now looks att me while I sleep

>>40528886
Can I just skip to the turbo hag ending?

>>40528896
Hex maniac?
Hag?
Hagx maniac?

>>40528912
Yes she is in that archetype, I once caught her schlicking off in my bed moaning my name didint even stop and even squirted on my face

>be space miner anon
>working on a new patch you found
>especially rich pickings
>easily looking at 200,000 for this haul
>keep this up for a few months and you could easily pay off this dinky mining ship
>a few years and you could even retire to one of the nicer mid worlds
>however whilst you where daydreaming the rock you where mining starts overheating
>the resulting explosion sends debris straight through your canopy, venting you into space
>fortunately you where wearing your pressure suit, safety first
>activate your distress beacon and pray someone is nearby
>try to calm yourself to save oxygen
>awaken a few hours later to the bright lights of an approaching ship
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
who has found your poor distressed soul in the vacuum of space?

>>40528958
help...

>>40528958
>a soldier beetle, a houri, and a troll
sounds likes a lot of awawawas

>>40528898
Ending ???
Your citizen application for Hagville has been approved ahead of time due to your willingness to marry the oldest virgin available, as such we hope you didn’t have any urgent plans for the next 4 while you and her make up for lost time

>>40528827
Elves.
That is all

https://exhentai.org/g/2054460/59a435b9f7/ (Dondon Seichou Suru Hatsujou no Igyou Musume to Boku)
Aliens want your seed.

>>40528958
>its a massive vessel
>must be some corporate ship or something
>get taken on board
>queen slime

>>40528958
>Apsara
They must have impressive dances in 0G.

>>40528896
>Local dark mage no-clips into man's ceiling while invisible to watch him sleep.

>>40529156
>Anon wakes up and wonder what the hell is on his face

>>40528999
Can they help defend Ulthuan though?

>>40529174
>Must be a leak.
This is why you need to ward your ceilings.
Girls drool through it.

>>40528992
Good but also
>the next 4
The next 4 what?

>>40529201
Anon, I don't think it was drool, it was too sticky to be that

>>40529237
Her familiar must be so disappointed in her.

>>40528958
> Several hours pass
> Suit's power supply is running low
> Life support failing. O2 is low, heating is failing
> Quietly accept your fate as your vision goes dark.
> Wake up in a comfortably warm and snuggled up next to a yeti
> Find out her freighter's auto-navigation hits the next shipyard in three weeks

COPULATE

>>40529247
I also awoke nude and covered in multiple different kiss marks

>>40529272
Yeti milk?

>>40529292
>Catch her in the act
>Grab her
>Tell her not to masturbate for 6 months
>Tell her to also take fertility meds during those 6 months
>Tell her that if she can hold out, you will give her what she wants

Problem solved

>>40529286
>Anon and wurmy are finally in bed together
>Embarrassed anon has to ask wurmy which hole is her breeding hole
>Wurmy thinks it’s her ass cause she always sleeps on her stomach

>>40529313
Shes vibrating in place, I think she likes that deal

>>40529286
You're gonna trick me, Shinzo Abe

>>40528958
>Genie
>technology progressed, and they are still using the exact same trick

Meepy sleepy I cast a spell on your wife and she is now a creepy creep neet dork

Lately, my waifu has been consorting with Snek Cultists. She's also been buying up a lot of rope. She's up to something.

>>40528958
>Wake up in a locked room, stench of blood all around
>Air vents still working but i can see something moving behind them
>Gargling sound from upstairs, loud banging on a door but it seems to be stable enough to not break
>Notice engineering suit-up station, get in there to receive a couple of metal layers between me and wathever is lurking in the ship's walls
>Engineering suit starts speaking to me in a calming tone telling me controls for the fusion cutter and where the next medical station is, am i already going mad?
>Oh i just scored a living armor wife didn't know they made them like this in space

>>40529476
nothing changed

>>40529065
Slimes are meant to be simple minded and honest girls.
Why does this one look like a sexual predator?

>>40529543
Sometimes the simplest way to breeding is some good ol fashioned proactive dating.

>>40529375
>Wurm with an anal fetish because she legitimately thought it was her sex hole
Even better if she's light brown with tan lines and white hair.

>>40529427
He probably reincarnated as a boy currently being groomed into a hero by an echidna in disguise.
Bless his soul.

>>40529531
It’s your text-to-speech program reading out basic instructions on how operate a simple cutter and notices you are minorly injured directing you to a place to get bandaids. Now calm your schizo ass down and worry about the shog tentacle ready to drag you away

>>40528958
>be space salvage anon
>medical ship lost in space
>tons of data and materials along with the size of the hospital ship
>find it adrift in the lost nebula
>reach the cargo hold
>ship hasn't been inhabited in 53 years
>find rare medicines that extend life by a hundred years
>open the the container
Cheshire ass.

>>40529634
If that is true, why has I feel so safe and also very tough now

>>40528958
>wisp
I fucking died, didn't i?

>>40529286
>>40529707

Your princess is in another swamp.

>>40529476
I'd bet plenty of anons have wives who would have been NEET dorks if introduced to video games, the internet, anime and such at a young age.
Instead they grew up into fine monsters.

>>40529720
I'm going to lick this toad.

>>40529692
Minor brain damage, probably. Shog can fix it for you.

>>40529719
How, I turned into human pasta and I'm now a just a soul

>>40528958
>Dark Matter
In space, nobody can hear you cum

>>40529739
It's probably safe, you'll just get both you and her horny.
Don't lick colorful toads though.

>>40529749
Nah, I got a living Armour rig gf and I won't accept no piece of stinky goo

>>40529763
MAKE US WHOLE

>>40529618
imagine the talk with miss unicorn on why wurmy not preggers

>>40528992
4 what?

>>40529782
go find another to fill that whole hole you hole

>>40529749
It's not enough that the clothes are shog, the bed is shog, the goddamn house is shog.
Shog now also needs to fix your brain damage, your cavities and your appendix. When does it stop?

>>40529819
Who told you it stops?

Im going to see the dragon princess from the human tower fo doom shes stuck in

>>40529850
Shog is the beginning and the end
Shog is alpha and omega
Shog is genesis and revelation
Shog is chuuni and melodramatic

im sick of seeing shogs

More cute vampire wife content for all of you guys.

>>40529922
she a cute, whats her name?

>>40529926
Rosa is her name.

>>40529296
Unless she's packing extra rations.

>>40529940
nice, shes as pretty as one. use that line on her and watch her blush

>Hellhounds and jungle mamono; Amazons and or Ocelomehs included having turf wars on who gets to fuck white boys

>>40529948
There are other ways to make her blush.

>>40529946
>"sorry anon, cant spare the rations, open wide."

>>40528958
>The ship comes closer, revealing a bulky, misshapen profile
>Poorly welded metal plates over poorly welded metal plates
>A flickering light illuminates the name, haphazardly painted on
>"Ardenuff!"
>My comms come alive with noise
>Gleeful laughter and lewd moans
>Realize I have drifted into pigspace
>Not 30 minutes later my ship is being picked apart for scrap and I'm tied down in the captain's bed, breeding the next generation of orcs

what one liner do you use before taking her to pound town?

Monstergirls groaning on frustration, pain and despair in a roadtrip because their
dark musketeer driver will not stop playing Marty Robbins songs over and over again. Especially muh big iron.

>>40530091
Listen, that song is a classic.
Its the hallmark of every good gunslinger

>>40530079
Mommy, forgive me for my sins within you

>"I'm just saying- pyramids are kind of played-out, don't you think? Maybe we should try some other kinds of buildings. We could bulldoze some of the pyramids in the financial district and put up something more modern!"

>>40530193
I’m going to turn the pyramids into dodecahedrons and cubes

>>40530193
Can we at least try ziggurats?

>>40530079
>Damn female kid

>>40530193
>"Mom we have enough pyramids already. The kingdom needs more railways"

Get in the cagie.

>neet shog
>rather than become stuff she just uses her tentacles to hook up to a bunch of things like the fridge or tv so that she doesnt need to get up
>oh yeah she cleans the house too... she just uses her tentacles to do so

>>40530293
Sorry, miss. My heart still beats

>two animation commissions in the works
Honestly pretty damn excited.
Haven't been around in a while, any new writers or drawfags recently?

>>40530325
>two animation commissions in the works
What girl(s)?
>any new writers or drawfags recently?'
None that I'm aware of. but I guess that would depend on how long you've been away.

>>40530287
>"We have railways at home"
>The railway at home is just an overworked sphinx pulling a cart and going "choo choo"

>>40529922
The only thing better than a dragon is a vampire.
The only thing better than a vampire is a dragon vampire.

>>40530193
Apophis queendoms have much better architecture thanks to graped anubis.

>>40530373
Poor sphinx. I’m going to start a workers union to end this cruel treatment

>>40530353
>What girl(s)?
Salamander and demon wife
>None that I'm aware of. but I guess that would depend on how long you've been away.
Couple of months or so, two probably?

>>40530373
delete this cruel behavior toward sphinx
make her have a happy life with anon

>>40530325
Wouldn't call myself a drawfag but I can pull up my tablet when I'm not a lazy sack of shit.
So never.

>>40530406
>Apophis queendoms have much better architecture
If you think dick-shaped columns and vulva-shaped arches are better, yes

Why does haku sensei want me to stay after class?

>>40530505
You got a 13% on your most recent test, she is worried about your academics

>>40530521
Maybe I can persuade her to arrange a little 'extra credit work'.

>>40530521
I got every question right, I even checked with the class angel prez who got 100. I think something is amiss...

>>40530505
She wants you to stop hanging out with the wrong crowd

>>40530446
The dick shaped columns are actually somewhat subtle and have pretty colors.
Unlike boring monochrome pyramids.

>>40530505
She wants you to show her third eye.

>>40530551
Well, you can't trust the class prez. She's a little weird, herself.

Why are humans such sluts?

>>40530600
I'm only a slut for meaty trolls

>>40530552
She doesn’t get to choose my friends for me!
Besides, being friends with the cats keep me safe from the prowling rat gangs

>>40530446
obelisks > pyramids
and this is a fact

>>40530648
Obelisks would suck to live in though, too many stairs

>>40530552
Hey, i just wanna have some fun

>>40530666
Obelisks are great decor, space efficient and improve morale. perfect for minmaxing
its what drives autismdogs up the wall

>>40530597
momma told me that bible thumpers are the biggest pervs

Any tips for the hagville solo instance?
Using magic build.

Anyone still have any stories of Ms. Angel's visits to an orphanage?

>>40530753
i just walked through, got an older wife and some supplies and left without a fuss. Why you wanna fight?

>>40530753
If you just want to cheese it then take a few serums of blistering heat with you.

>>40530775
Because I need the loot and I won't lose to hag pussy

>>40530825
bring a loli and her youth aura will have the hags too paralyzed by flashbacks of their lost youth.
Also the loli will fuck you.

>>40530825
bruh, just ask for some like a little boy and then take the one you like the most with you on your adventure. Life is so much easier when you dont fight pointless things ya know and is more fun when you make the scary looking older gal blush

>>40530898
For some reason I read that as "scary looking older gal bush"

>>40530940
which you can see if you flip her skirts cause some hags dont even wear those or bras at all

>>40528958
Lmao

>>40530966
Itll also be the last thing you see for you get got

>>40530940
i wonder what do reptiles have as bushes
>>40531062
>He got cuddled by a water bogey
>>40531067
completely worth it

>>40530505
>You played one too many pranks on miss haku
>You are going to her house for some "remedial" lessons
>Shouldn't have never made her lactate by fake crying

Post monstergirls from non-monstergirl settings.

>>40531195

>>40529618
>>40529791
You joke but this exact situation actually happened to a Serbian farmer couple

>>40529901
NEED

>>40531209

>>40531226

>>40531213
>Serbian wurm and farmer anon

>>40531243

>>40531257

>>40531266

Fatty

>>40531266
>>40531257
>>40531243
>>40531226
>>40531209
>>40531195
Faggot

>>40531274

>>40531279
much like you, you would perfect for each other

>>40531285

Anons, why do you liek these girls

>>40531292

>>40531292
Anon, she isn't a monster girl as much as we wish she was.
She's good but she's not for this thread.

>>40531306
she cute, where shes from

>>40531306

>>40531274
>Swat comdoms out of her hands
>impregnate her with octuplets right then and there

Smug your way out of this one fox

40531316
fucking ew, please leave

>>40531313
She's Lidelle from Puyo Puyo and one of its most popular minor characters because of how cute she is.

>>40531301
My heart yearns for fantasy

Shame we don't have a meido to deal with this nigger

>>40531337
yeah but I meant the ones who who were just posted like aisha

>>40531316

>>40531301
I want the monster on the outside

>>40531353
same, so why you like the ushi?

>>40531364
I really like her design. She was one of the first MGs I ever saw, it was love at first sight.

>>40531348
Well Aisha is brown and muscular and had one of the earliest pairs of cartoon titties I ever saw

>>40531350

>>40531382

>>40531374
Nice, now imagine her dressed like a zipnagese princess
>>40531379
not into muscles but i can see that

>>40531398
this was fucking drawn by kc

So this is probably the same ADHD faggot that bitches when we don't use his threads he spams when we hit the image limit, right?

>>40531312
She looks like a Wight to me.

>>40531401
>now imagine her dressed like a zipnagese princess
Oh I have. I wish there was more nice looking Ushis instead of the default rape train with no brakes. Just for a change of pace.

>>40531398
What does she steal

>>40531292
It’s super weird how close she is to the Wight in appearance. Except the tongue piercing.

>>40531414
Thats nice, she isn't.
Seriously, you have Vritra that you could use, the three valks, and a few other girls.
Kriem is nice but she's not a wight.

>>40531415
a change of pace is very nice, i wonder how a royal family of ushi onis would be like

>>40528827
berd

What does /jp/ think of nature spirits born from a sleeping goddess?

>>40531513
why is this lady asking me to come to her house, she told me she had the latest cpus and computer parts and she does but she told only give me some if I play a game with her

boobs too big.

>>40529313
>on the final day, after skipping doses for all the duration, she takes 6 months worth of fertility meds at once
any solution is just a new problem you'll have to deal with in the future

>>40531513
>tfw ywn have a cute romance with that old dark mage from down the lane that you used to play with as a kid and come back to ask her out on a date as a 20 year old

Reminder that calling mamano mages "manawhores" is highly offensive and you should not do it

>>40531616
calling any girl a whore is offesive, Anon

>>40531420
Your heart.

>>40531616
very cute and fancy demon

>>40531616
Mana is stored in the womb

>>40528958
>Look closer
>Those aren't the lights of a ship
>It's the light of a volcanic planetoid
>And I'm on a collision course with it

>>40531705
thats a big gal
>>40531704
that is cope, its stored in the tits and the love handles

>>40531643
Wait no, I need that to live

>>40531513
The profile Dark Mage is one of the prettiest girls in all of MGE.

>>40530193
>but pyramids are cool! if they weren't cool there wouldn't be so many board games with pyramids!
t. the local nerdnubis

>>40531717
>that is cope, its stored in the tits and the love handles
No, it actually makes sense. The womb is where babies are formed and gestated which is the entire meaning of life. Therefore it makes the most sense that mana would be stored in the womb and vital organs then flow into the secondary sexual characteristics.

>>40531727
I honestly don't know who has the best profile picture.

>>40531727
I agree, just something about that getup, both mysterious and alluring
>>40531763
ok but why do monster with tons of magic have massive sloshy titties and hella curves

>>40531782
meant this pic

>>40531782
Mostly because they get lazy and teleport everywhere instead of walking.

>Commit crime
>Get sent to the snake pits for life
Heh jokes on them,thats exactly what i wanted

>>40531820
thats not truly, Mage sensei told me this >>40531798

>>40531782
>ok but why do monster with tons of magic have massive sloshy titties and hella curves
The most powerful magical monsters have flat little girl bodies though

Vampires are made for______?

>>40531925
not that i know, those mages have good voltage but let loose in an instant, draining themselves within an instantance, bigger and thiccer mages only need to give a litter power to match two sabbath witches
>>40531945
teasing all day and all night long

>>40531727
It's the coquettish expression isn't it

>>40531853
What law do I have to break to be sent to a hellhound penal colony?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr3hflUHuog

>>40531967
call them sulfur bitches

>>40531980
I won't be satisfied until everyone of the inmates and guards is pregnant and we can start our own city state from the prison. A Country of 1 giant hellhound orgy and blasphemy.

>>40532030
Gross,sounds like a hive of scum and villainy

>>40532030
>Anon becomes Mister Unchained

I want to have post-workout sex with a hellhound, feeling her sweaty body pressing against me as I get reversed mating pressed.

>>40532041
>Merchant Caravan arrives to the newly formed City State of Wankanda
>Before entering see a sleepy hellwan at a booth renting rainboots and poker chips
>Merchant Anon begins to ask what the rainboots are for and she just states plainly do you really want to know?

>>40532130
>what the rainboots are for
they don't have solid roads and the streets are covered with mud?

>>40532158
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Simple things like mopping and sweeping tend to be neglected in favor of mating.

What do I do if I find a town of living dolls and living armor

>>40532190
>Town full of Living Dolls
No escape, so find your favorite Living Doll hybrid or Living Armor hybrid and learn to love your new life.

>>40530293
I'm too ugly for you, Ms. Wight.

>>40532260
That is a wisp, new fag

>>40532276
>new fag
>accidentally confuse the mamono names
k.

>>40532307
I didn’t mean it as an insult, anon. I just dont wanna sound gay saying newboy

>>40532249
Living doll jinko and living armor cheshire

>Portals open
>Earth conquered in 7 hours
>Mindflayers overworked for 7 years

>>40532328
>newboy
k, anon.

>>40532447
Anon, are going to get that worked up about it?

>>40532446
Poor mindflayer, I wonder what I can do to make one relax

>>40531960
The expression is perfect but it's also the eyes, the hairstyle, the colors, the elegant pose and how the robe shows off her body just right.

>>40532447
why are you a russian?

>>40532464
Yes. I've been in this fandom for about 12 years. And calling me "newfag" was more insulting to me than if you wrote "i fucked your mom" or something like that.

>>40532515
MGE is more popular in nihilistic Russian shitholes than the West. I suspect a large chunk of the passive-aggressive catty faggot posts that plague this general have everything to do with them.

>>40532528
Are you the same dude who got pissed over the hakus as well. Seriously, grow thicker skin

>>40532515
What's wrong with that?

>>40532542
Nah.
All the /tg/ people are clearly American. Russian artists make quality mgs

>>40532587
why is some much the art alps though?

>>40532190
now my question is if the dolls and armor have a symbiotic relationship.
the dolls help the armor move around.
and the armor reinforces the dolls.
would they also be a package deal in this situation? seduce one armor get one doll free

>>40532603
Because Russian women are vampires (the bad kind) and most russian men would rather a women with the personality of a man whowould be way more trustworthy.

>>40532616
ye and the monsters that live there give birth to twins all the time, one living doll, one living armor

>>40532542
Cope the shitposters are 100% americans

>>40532649
This.

>Be me
>Get home from work, exhausted
>Waifu is speaking with some clients over video chat
>Try to tiptoe past and not disturb them
>Wife hears me
"Pardon the noise. Just my husband."
>I can almost picture the grin she must have had saying that
>Clients start gushing. They want to see me.
>Wife calls me over
>I am not allowed to refuse
>I enter her study
>She's moved from her desk to the chaise lounge, setting up her notebook on a small folding table beside it.
"Long day at work? Why not lie down, right here?"
>She motions to her lap
>My legs virtually move on their own
>Before I know it, my head is resting against her thighs
>Giggling comes from the computer speakers
>Waifu leans over the top of me
>I am momentarily trapped by softness on all sides
>She adjusts the webcam and leans back
"Awwww!"
"So cute!"
"He's like a puppy!"
>I flip around in her lap so the webcam stops showing my face
>And so I can't see the monitor... because her clients are none of my business
"Hehehe...Sorry, he's a little shy sometimes."
>Waifu starts rubbing my back through my shirt, and combing through my hair with her fingers
>I try to relax
>Her touch is very relaxing
>I try to ignore the clients still gushing over me
>Eventually they go back to what they were discussing before
>I doze off
>Sometime later I wake up
"Thank for the help...puppy"
>My heart rate triples for a moment, while she swiftly leaves the room to get started on dinner

Is my wife exploiting me for her work? Am I being used to improve her relations with her clients?

>>40532694
>puppy
Get a divorce, that shit is fucking cringe just like mommyshit

>>40532694
nah, she just wants to show how cute you are, My wives tend to hold me out by my ayrmpits to show how cute I am to their freinds

>>40532710
Anon, if you dont like it, just dont talk about it and move on

>>40532694
It's OK so long as your wife is not a bicorn. She might offer her clients additional services

>>40532721
How about I talk about whatever the fuck I want to you retarded cocksucker

>>40532721
>>40532742
*cums on both of you*

>>40531209
I still remember watching Outlaw Star and Tenchi Muyo as a kid and not understanding why I was feeling so weird in my pants.

>40532746
Fuck off, outsider.

>>40532742
>>40532746
I just feel sad for you two. All you want is the attetion of your what you lacked in a father figure but Thats all ya gonna get out of me

>>40532761
Redditor

>>40532710
She did that just to tease me. She never ever ever ever ever ever ever does that normally.
>>40532711
If she tried that, she'd need to restrain me or else I'd shove her down and fuck her on the spot.
She's lucky I was tired that day.

How do you escape a knife weasel before her sisters corner you

Lets forget those two morons and lets talk about the common zap weasel

>>40532784
Smoke bo—
OH CRAP SHE'S GOT MY ARM!

>>40532779
It's fine if your waifu uses embarrassing nicknames. Just call him a nigger and move on.

>>40532809
We don't use that word here

>>40528987
Space hebi wants you to stay in your bed for a while longer.

>>40532784
Grab her tits, she'll be too surprised and embarrassed to fight back

>>40532803
they always get stuck somewhere

>>40532809
Letting your wife call you "puppy" means you're a complete faggot just like people that let their woman peg them.

>>40532824
Kill yourself, nigger.

>>40532824
How can we avoid it when everybody knows your shog will insist on getting a cat and calling it "niggerman"?

>>40532835
That looks like a big familiar

>>40532846
they are related.....

>>40532831
>Grab her tits
>her sisters show up and see you grabbing her tits
>an argument breaks out about how she promised to wait for them before making any moves
>First sister is too stunned to explain the situation
>Use this distraction to escape
It’s a foolproof plan, really, I have avoided 237 knife weasel attacks this way

fancy zap weasel

>>40532839
Seriously fuck off. Remove yourself immediately. Commit die.
I wanted to do a quick green about cute stuff with my wife, and you're using it to soapbox over your fucking /pol/ culture war bullshit.
Drink poison. Kill yourself.
Holy shit, is teasing between lovers suddenly haram in this fucking dumpster fire of a thread?
Die.

>>40532934
Looks like I struck a nerve, don't worry anon when your wife leaves you after growing distant with having to deal with a fag like yourself I'm sure she'll find someone nice.

>>40532694
How nice

How about them krakens, huh?

>>40532966
ye, them sea witches

>>40532966
Hate em

>>40532966
>tfw you tell that sea witch to make you the handsome man alive in exchange for your soul
>Nothing changes and shes tells you cause you already are in her eyes

>>40532966
Scyllas are cuter, but Krakens are cool too.

If a portal opened and a single note fell through saying "marry me" I would jump in. Even if that note was covered fur and royal finery.

>>40532839
hey faggot you should go back cause its obvious you haven't read the setting, at all.
everybody gets a happy ending... except for futa niggers.

I just wanted to post this picture because it makes me happy.
Kamaitachi are neat

>>40533041
No shit everyone except unfortunately just NTRniggers and futafaggots get happy endings, retard. I'm still going to call you a spineless faggot for liking something as pathetic as petplay/petplay nicknames or mommydom shit.

>>40533041
>except for futa niggers.
KC himself said that futa is okay and can exist in MGE to some degree, just that he doesn't want to bring it up.

>>40533062
Kill yourself

>>40533062
A little bit of spice in the bedroom never hurt.

ignore the bait and lets talk about why you like your favorite monster! What about them you liek about them! What is the cutest part about them!

>>40533055
>except unfortunately just
and unfortunately*
Jesus I think I tried combining sentences into one

>>40533055
im not the petplay guy, im just saying it how it is.
plus id be willing to bet you have a even worse subfetish.

>>40533089
I like girls that can take charge and have a sense of superiority and she can fulfill that niche perfectly.
She's also smart and good at magic. These outweigh the possible downsides of being a male in the cat kingdom(that probably don't exist anyway)

>>40533128
Thankfully not, loser..

a fox fell down the rabbit hole

>>40532966
I love how they can grow massive

>>40533089
Gazer is my favorite monstergirl. I like every part of her, but especially her fluffy tail. I enjoy brushing her tail, because it calms my nerves and I can sometimes catch her smiling peacefully. It's a side of herself she tries to keep hidden from others. A kinder side, with a kinder smile than her typical manic grin.
On that note, Gazer's sharp teeth are very pretty. I sometimes want to touch them, but she'll just starting licking and sucking lewdly on my finger, and then laugh at my reaction. Sometimes, she'll nibble on my fingers, neck, ears, etc.
Gazer's skin is soft and smooth and warm, and has an interesting contrast with her goo. She gives very good caresses and massages, but asks me to reciprocate.

Gazer is always watching me. Always. Sometimes that makes me nervous, scared, aroused, etc. But overall, I like that. Even if she's laughing at me and mocking at me, I like that she is still watching me. It's much better than being ignored.

>>40533200
why she tiny tho?

>>40529901
Given the nature of the eldritch I would not be surprised if she connected an umbilical cord to her mastah

>>40533151
>fox goes to wonderland
>her guide is a cheshire
and thus when she returned the overworld was never the same, merging the antics of a cheshire with the trickery of a fox created a being of pure chaos.

>>40533089
kikimora. Great homemaker, a loving support for when you have a bad day, always ready to make your favorite dish for when you have a good day and loves it when you get rough.
Absolute perfection.

>>40533331
>tfw when she also learned how to teleport like a cheshire
zero to mofu in an instant

>>40533200
when will gazer wash the tar off herself?

>>40533206
She is an aberrant being that excels in altering perceptions, and also an arrogant and mocking individual that will gladly wield solipsism as a cudgel to torment others.
But yeah she smol. She be cute like that.

>>40533374
When will you stop wearing clothes?

raiju

>>40533410
okay, I undressed
what next?

>>40533410
>>40533478
hello?
God damn it, Gazer tricked me again...

>>40533465
Hmmmm yes.

>>40533089
My favorite mg are hellhounds.Their gimmick fits them perfectly, their aggressiveness and their protective nature is exactly what people would want from a monstergirl that's an overly affectionate guard dog. Also, I get pretty anxious and have problems approaching people so I love the idea of a girl who'd make the first move and will always make sure I feel safe. The cutest part about them is their tails, I always like to imagine that my waifu would have a very fluffy tail that wags in excitement whenever we get lovey-dovey. But I'd also like to mention their hottest part, their tongue, because they're untamable and very rapey I feel like hellhounds would probably be one of the best mgs for aggressive and sloppy open-mouth kisses

Are there bars in MGC that cater to specific types of monster girls?
Which one would you go to?

>>40533089
I like the mindflayer smile. I like the squid thing too, but only on occasion. Or maybe not, maybe most of the day, or for weeks at a time.

Making the quickshot fox cum in public

>>40533719
>headpat
weak, you are supposed to fist the fluffy ears for maximum damage

>>40532966
Kinda OP that they can learn magic on top of having enough strength to pull down an oil tanker.

>>40533734
Not to mention their boobs are MASSIVE

>>40533719
I want a quickshot wife

>>40533711
I'd run a dive bar for the tough agressive types. I can deal with the fights and stuff getting broken but my one fear is the regulars finding out I'm single

>>40533741
their everything is massive

Hmm...

>>40533766
Which is why I love her and need more images of her

>>40533790
taking a guess
scat coffee

>>40533711
wouldnt it be that they're dedicate to certain types of men, made for monsters? or would there be both?

>>40533797
Yep

I mean it's a real thing, but it doesn't make it any less gross

>>40533797
>>40533814
what

>>40533790
>>40533814
Consider suicide.

>>40533790
>mamono luwak coffee
>they hold the coffee seeds in their pussies for entire day until they are completely soaked with their juices
>any man served this coffee will instantly fall for the "source" of the taste and get a raging boner

>>40533751
Too bad. You are getting the evil hagtsunes that will ride you all week long and laugh at you for cumming so much and so easily

>>40533089
Cool beauty on the outside, cheeky degenerate on the inside. Also very smart.

>>40533797
>>40533814
>>40533825
>>40533826
Wait don't go!

>>40533711
I'd go for retro bar that plays retrowave and serves alcholic oni milk so I can rest after my fights
>>40533814
fucking ew. Another reason why I like milk better, it comes from tiddy

>>40533824
There's some kind of coffee that's made out of coffee beans extracted from the waste of a kind of cat that eats the coffee berries

Supposedly the digestive enzymes make the coffee better but it's still really gross

>>40533825
Why don't you go fuck yourself

>>40533833
Never post again.

>>40533844
No thanks, redditor. Hurry up and kill yourself now.

>>40533856
Subhuman wannabe jannie

Here we go again, both are fucking homos. now please learn to stop same fagging

>>40533856
take meds

>>40533860
>>40533885
Stop treating this thread like a dumping ground and bringing absolute fucking garbage in and nobody is gonna call you a faggot.

King of the thread is here, everyone. Remember to only post approved pictures from approved properties and in approved ways so he doesn't have a meltie.

No, he's not going to tell you what triggers him beforehand so you're just going to have to post things and find out

Shut the fuck up and look at this bat's ass.

>>40533903
And from the front

>>40533913
front ass>back ass

>>40533829
also eating her out will get you higher than a kite
>>40533913
I want fucking milk, aHHHHAHAHHH!

>>40533913
I bet she goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo when she's happy.

>>40533902
>posts implied scat in mgt
>cries about ebil gatekeepers
What happened to lurking before posting? I'm not even that guy but it's obvious you are new here. All you had to do was to twist in some more vanilla way and nobody would sperg

>>40533913
The NEET bat finally get a job?

>>40533940
>I'm not even that guy but it's obvious you are new here
He's an admitted shitposter, probably the same guy that spams images until we hit the limit and cries that we haven't made a new thread while making fun of thread culture. Same guy that also spams gachashit and emg NTR cow whenever you call him an annoying fag while reddit spacing his ass off.

I want to drink both Oni milk and mad hatter milk to really fly

>>40533756
>Accidentally let it slip that you're single
>The bar goes from people shouting and laughing to being dead quiet in an instant
>Objective: Survive

>>40533856
>he does it for free

>>40534054
Get a trip or fuck off, redditor..

>>40534060
no

>>40534060
>>40534063
Now kiss and fuck

>>40533054
Gee, why does anon get THREE wives?

>>40534029
>loud neck crack noise as they all turn their heads to face you

>>40534070
sorry but I don't want to get his scent of poverty on me from all the work he does for free

>>40534073
Cause he's an extra special boy, especially in the head meaning his three wives really want to keep him safe from himself

>>40533089
Dragons are my favorite. I admire their strength, pride, and wonderful personality. I want to be princess carried by a red dragon to her hoard and gently raped.

>>40534092
tsunderes are pretty cute

>>40534101
I womder if mgs get soecially aroused towards tsundere men

You know what you call a grumpy cow?
A tsundairy

>>40534024
How to approach an Oni and ask for milk without getting clobbered?

>>40534151
I can picture a cheshire just giving a blank face to this before walking out with a sigh

>>40534165
say you want some special oni sake

>>40534170
>Whats wrong Chesh, Cat got your tongue?

>>40534165
"I want milk, can you please not clobber me?"

>>40534165
Call her mommy

>>40534208
thats how you get her aunt

>>40534165
look at her titties and then making suckling motion with your mouth

>>40534218
I fail to see the problem

>>40534274
shes way older and a bit softer

>>40534256
Boba and booba!

>>40533089
foxes
i dont really care for much aside from the fluffy tails.
for that reason i'll also accept others like a raiju or ratatoskr. but im not too much a fan of paws so no hellhounds.

>>40534278
>>40534274

>>40533089
Harpies.
I like the thrill of talonjobs, the pretty feathery wings and super soft crotch down you can rest your face in.
Also easy childbirth, none of that live birth mess

>>40534300
So you gonna just be okay with that type of oni? That makes you drink her milk, well you got good taste

>>40534329
>oni auntster drinks
>lurches over to you
>shoves her tit in your mouth
>hugs you tight
>falls asleep

I do indeed fail to see the problem

>>40534401
you also are gonna get shitfaced, since Oni milk is quite alcoholic

Zzap

>>40534470
imagine having a raiju aunt thats coming onto you in more ways than one as in her juices

>>40534470
I want to use her clit to complete a circuit

Woodpecker harpy to peck your wood.

>>40534510
that would hurt alot also they got freaky long tongues

>>40534470
Raijus were the first mamono type i ever jerked it to
Quickly switched over to lamias and other "weirder" types but they will always hold a special place in my heart

>>40534417
Then you sleep too, she will hug you tight and call you a good boy

>>40534519
>that would hurt alot
The kind of peck that doesn't hurt.
>also they got freaky long tongues
In a harpy that sounds like a cool thing. In real woodpeckers it's weird how they use their tongues to cushion their brains when they hit trees.

>Has tail
>Is fluffy
>From Zipangu
This is a fox.

what would you do if the nun has no face
https://imgur.com/IlExeQr
posting in imgur to gauge reaction

>>40534572
Does she like fried tofu?

>>40534575
I read nurse for a second and immediately came to mind Silent Hill, those sexy faceless nurses that I probably would bang anyway

When are we getting a Hydra mamono? and i don't mean some copout with 1 female head and 20 snake heads but a proper 3+ same looking squashed into a reptile body like pic related

>>40534585
I did the math and came to the conclusion "yes"

>>40534681
I support this

>>40534592
i would doodle a mob face in for my wife

40534736
fuck off scaly

>>40534794
I almost warned him about you

who.... asked

Do it!

>>40534825
i thonk this be a wurmyu.

What accent does your wife have?

>>40534834
more like warmyu

>>40534929
franglais

>>40535006
Frenchie, s o what is she, a rabbit?

Polar bears!

>>40535018
more like a ribbit

>>40535020
Where’s the blubber, it’s mighty cold up north

>>40535024
French frog, hmmm there’s a joke there

>>40534929
I want a southern belle Wight who exclaims "Why, I do declare!" when I jam my tongue in her butthole.

>>40534736
I would

>>40534681
supposedly its mother hydra from lovecraft, more like an anemone rather than pic related

>>40535060
I gotta say that southern belles are American ara ara types

>>40535050
saved from the cooks kitchen ;_;

>>40535097
Heh, at least she wasn’t a snail

>>40535020
Natural Human predators.

mg for this feel?
https://exhentai.org/s/8f808f0c0b/2260512-25