/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Consider Redworms

>>40519544
they eat red veggies?

That time of year again...

>>40519544
Y is she red?

>>40519573
Gotta go fast
Red is fasta
You see a red streak and all you hear is MWEEEEEEEEEP

>>40519554
Greenworms aren't limited by color of veggies, so they shouldn't be either.

>>40519566
Summer is amzing

>>40519538
>Manticores rule the universe!
They are so OP, if just a couple of them manage to land on a planet they make all of the defenders give up and welcome the rest with open arms.
Hope next patch brings them in line, I'm tired of the tailpussy meta.

>>40519538
Hags

>>40519597
>very strong
entire planet full of BUFF manticores... This must be the biblical paradise.

Any monster can be improved by making her part Bogey.

>>40519608
I want fancy old monsters to ara ara at me all fancy like

>>40519635
Slimes?

What's the better scenario?
>Defeated by H'Orc in single combat, forced to serve horde as cook/servant/pleasure slave
Or
>Defeat H'Orc in single combat, all P'Orcs become immediately submissive, become warchief of Horde

>>40519635
wurm bogey with wurm bogie sister

>>40519698
the second one is good though my personla favorite is Opiton C
>Gets defeated and enslaved by h'orc, decides to not take it lying down and fucks his way up the hierarchy going from zero to hero

>>40519635
I want to be the blood bag for a bogeypire

>>40519635
imagine teashroom bogey, all her sweeet words make you want to get close and cuddle her

>>40519538
Actually it is Shogs

>>40519635
danuki failing a charm and backfiring horribly, turning her into the marketable plushie

Which monster girls make the best onee-sans for shotas?

>>40519818
Baphomets.

>>40519818
she fat, i like

>>40519791
This is fact

What's up, jackoffs?
This is WalkerAnon here, coming to you live from a certain other board relating to shooties and boom-booms, to bring you the latest chapter in my monstergirl story.
https://www.4binz.org/741

Feel free to comment and review.
Chapter theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PJ033Yza5c

Also, can I please grab a link to the /jp/ monstergirl Discord, I wanna join the kool kids klub (as a representative of the Hellhound huffer's association)

>>40519573
unlike their green counterpart who are nice and pure redworms are red because they are EVIL and CORRUPTED.
they will do EVIL things like eating your veggies without asking and CORRUPTED things like asking people to bring her food instead of finding it herself.

>>40519698
>>40519736
Option D
>Defeat H'Orc in single combat, rebuke her advances and fuck her subordinates instead, telling her that "pigs are all alike"

>>40519538
You werent lying about the next thread being a good one. Not huge on goth stuff, but black clothes on manticore make pp go big.

>>40519597
Where do you get that Gynogenetic trait from? I need it for obvious reasons.

>>40519835
She’s chunky so her cuddles are extra warm for her boys

>>40519870
>can I please grab a link to the /jp/ monstergirl Discord
no such thing

I feel like my monster girl fighting game characters aren't lewd enough. What can I do to change this without making them all grapplers? ususally the go-to for lewd stuff is having them pin their opponent, but thats a grappler specific thing. How do I make a lewd zoner without making them a cupid. i love cupid but it feels too easy? I think I've hit the sweetspot of lewdness before, but I'm struggling to do it again.

>>40519538
What is this, a gothcore for ants?

>>40519946
lewd magics and air kisses for example, flashing, venom using, tossing monster fluids

>>40519870
>/jp/ monstergirl Discord
You'll need to drive down to the Mc'Donalds in Ilola, Kansas. Talk to the drive-thru girl there, Hanna. Nice gal, quiet. Tell her what you are looking for. She'll drive you down in her beater to a storage unit. There's a barrel there, just big enough for one person. Take your clothes off and get inside. Whisper one "UUOOH" for good luck and close your eyes. Be prepared to leave your old life behind.

>>40519968
While its a good idea, how do you fit that into a combo? I don't want to be overreliant on the demon silver thing but it feels like the only choice for having anything longer than a 2 hit.

>>40519982
combo finsher or starters. for example the venom can stun

>>40519791
That's not a shog.

>>40519901
>Being mean to the cute brown piggy
I think making her wiat until you impregnated all her subordinates is fair
>>40519736
>Disney's H'orcules

>>40519982
you ever played anime fighters like blazblue? demon silver is pretty much the same logic, dont worry about it
lewdness can be voicelines, dodges, super modes, taunts, etc

>>40520027
my main games is guilty gear, so yeah. i would still like to fit the lewdness into the abilites though, but i suppose sometimes it cant be helped.

Why is earth the best element?

>>40520092
its the thiccest one of them all

>>40520060
Baiken ochimusha.

>>40520092
docile, bounteous tracts of land that yield a lot of nutritional and delicious produce

>>40520007
Here

>>40520092
Fire girls are far too horny and violent
Water girls are all hopeless pacifist romantics
Wind girls are very ignorable
Ice girls are socially awkward NEETs
Meanwhile, the only baggage earth girls have to carry is that they tend to be on the heavier side

>>40520164
>ice girls are socially awkward NEETS
Slander. They're going to lock themselves in their rooms in protest and play video games.

>>40520164
which is why i love earth girls also tehy tend to be very fertile and have venus bodies

>>40520164
>Water girls are all hopeless pacifist romantics
give

>>40520164
dont let mermaids speak for all waterdwellers. merrow are the best.

>>40519538

>>40520164
>Water girls are all hopeless pacifist romantics
Mersharks are definitely the most likely of water species to convert to Eros worship.

>>40519608
Why are hags literally the best?
I fucking love hags so much.

when I was a wee lad, my mum used to scare me saying a hag will come and take me away

Elves are ___/

>Be Anon
>Be traveling through the dense Jungles of the Mist Continent
>Part of Industrial Agriculture team sent by NukiCorp International to survey this region for new Demon Realm Banana plantations
>Demon Realm Bananas are identical to regular bananas, except they are 50-75% larger and have bigger seeds
>Jungle is hot, humid, and difficult to travel through
>Can't find your other survey bros, they went missing yesterday
>Getting tired and thirsty
>See pic related when you stop to refill your canteen
>Tall, curvy, delicious brown monkey girl
>She even offers you some bananas and mango to eat while you walk
>Abruptly the undergrowth dies away and you see the terraced plinths and towers of the Holy Temple Kakuen
>She asks you to undress and change into a soft linen robe before entering
>Inside the theme it's cool and quiet, and the stone feels nice on your bare feet
>Surrounded by almost-naked Monkey girl guards, priestesses, and supplicants
>The more high ranking they are, the less they wear, aside from jewelry and headdresses
>Your companion is wearing nothing at all besides bangles, piercings, rings, and chains, and she has the biggest and most impressive headrest you've seen yet
>After a while she asks if you're tired and invites you up to the guest apartments for a nap
>She takes you to a spacious, breezy chamber with a huge central bed surrounded by white drapes
>She tucks you in and removes her jewelry before snuggling in behind you
>You fall asleep almost immediately with her murmuring sweet nothings in your ear in her native tongue

>>40520326
sex

Why did you retards make two threads AGAIN?

>>40520326
for ear nibbling

>>40520344
anon was marginally early so they made a new thread out of spite

>>40520323
>Anon is a problem
>Keeps causing problems for his parents
>His teachers have given up on him
>Gets taken away by a hag
>Comes back two decades later a married man with a good job and three children

>>40520344
Go gatekeep the other thread, reeee-tard.
It has no traffic, it'll suit you just fine.

>>40520337
cool, would i be able to introduce them to chocolate

>>40520367
>>40520367
>>40520350
he'd be the samefag from last thread

>>40520350
>newfags still butthurt about mgt customs
Lurk more, especially before making new threads

>>40520379
thats literally what happened
you can cry about muh customs all you want but thats the reason theres two threads

>>40520323
this thread will go mad if KC makes a literal hag monster girl.

>>40520367
>>40520377
What the fuck are you dipshits talking about? I just woke up and saw two threads in the catalog so I asked what happened.

>>40520326
inferior to dark elves

>>40520388
You're the one crying though, we just post in the proper thread and ignore newfags

>>40520389
dark priest didn't sate nunposters, hag won't sate the haglovers

>>40520442
desu dark priest has a really old profile image she gets mogged by any new girl

>>40520475
Could you be any more of an obvious crossboarding fag?

nothing make a monster spacer's day like a distress signal

>>40520487
?

>>40520503
i think he got the wrong number, but dark priest isnt really all that talked about, and they are just as yandere as shirohebis

>>40520503
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OF AN OBVIOUS CROSSBOARDING FAG?

>>40520522
ears spotted
initializing molest.exe

40520522
just gave yourself away, dummy. go back to where you came from

>>40519592
Yeah.

>>40520548
>>40520548
you can even see nude dragons sunbathing like the lazy lizards they are

>>40520545
Foxes are quickshots.

>>40520389
He already did that, retard.

>>40520554
Dragonia's nude beaches are STRICTLY OFF LIMITS to tourists! Being caught at one with a camera is considered an offense of the highest order!

im just going to post the better fox

>>40520442
never said theyd be sated. they'll just be drawn out. Ohhhh the hags. They sing to me...

>>40520520
>and they are just as yandere as shirohebis
I don't see it

>>40520573
I'll just draw the dragons
>>40520583
read their profile, they worship the man they love like a god and even build a church about him

No more endless wars, just comfy chilling on the farm with my breeding sow.

>>40520583
>>40520586
also they tend to also gather followers for her church

>>40520577
sister, we have a hag overdose here!

>>40520602
Sounds nice.

What's it like living in the undead "slums"?

>>40520670

>>40520586
>their duty is to perform missionary activities, but since they’re also fallen themselves, once they find a man who strikes their fancy they prioritize their own desire and abandon their duty to run off with the man and seclude themselves in “Pandemonium”. Once secluded in Pandemonium, they will keep having sex with the man as they are driven by endless desire, falling even deeper into the depths of pleasure
Where is the cult part from, a Q&A or something

>>40520726
might have mixed them with shog desu, but they do become quite obessed with the man but that last part is why most dont tend to like them all that much

>>40520674
>Go to undead slums
>Nothing but zombie butt
Damn, I wanted to kiss a ghoul and then run away.

>>40520670
Glad you put 'slums' in quotation. They're quite nice. Quiet, often, but nice. Very dense. If you're a man and live in one of the homes there, its a bit of a claustrophobic, cuddly experience. Thats assuming you live with zombies, of course.
Otherwise, its just a pretty good place to live. Lots to do, lots to see. The necropolis is a good place to go to see stuff and eat. Variety of food isnt the best, since most of the people who live their dont eat much but blood or their husband's energy.

Bunny cunny

>>40520771
What about losing to a low level zombie instead?
Ghouls are fast and scary, zombies are slow and comfy.

>>40520857
do wonderland rivers flow with milk

>>40520890
that's a nice oosh

which monster

>>40520913
This one

>>40520857
>Glasses wearing cheshire who eats fruits
No thanks. Give me a monster who knows where the good demonic junk food is at.

>>40520913
The first one that grabs you will be your wife, no negotiation.
Don't be in the first wave of portal goers or you'll just be slime/witch bait unless it's in a city.

>>40520936
>The first one that grabs you will be your wife, no negotiation.
Refuted by KC himself.

>>40520921
you have two options:
the ripe hags that have lived thousands of years
or the blubberwocks who have actively hunted for the richest and best junk food.
choose wisely, as unless you have a wife both will see this as a proposal.

>>40520964
Give me the tweet, bro. I'll take it as gospel because I take mge as my religion and KC the prophet.

>>40520670
Paradise

To be honest, the idea of a monster girl free-for-all sounds pretty neat, try not to get captured and husbando'd

Post a fox that is not a quickshot

>>40521076

>>40521090
u-unpost this

>>40521076

>>40521076
This one. Know fear. The ears are immune. The body is immune. The mind is immune. The soul is immune. Unassailable.

>>40521122
time to introduce the burger

>>40521122
She looks like she instant losses to smooches and ear rubs

>>40521149
>instant losses to smooches and ear rubs
what did i fucking say

>>40521145
>Ancient evil fox decimates the army's of men with ease
>Is Stopped in her tracks with delicious hamburgers.
>1 year later and she has totally given up on her ambitions to be an evil queen and is quite content with Double Quarterpounders and French fries and Diet Coke.

>>40521145
>anon introduces fox that has become a bulwark of instaloss immunity to borgar
>she loves the taste so much that she becomes fat because she eats to fill the void
good job you ruined a perfectly good fox.

Reminder that any beast girl can be improved by adding muscles.

>>40521158
I dunno, I was too busy looking at hag tits to listen

>>40521122
Look at all those seals. It must be uncomfortable, maybe I should take them off, if only for a short time. She promised she'll behave

>>40521206
I don't blame you.
Hags are simply too good.
How could we ever hope to defeat them.

>>40521206
A good place to rest my face

>>40521188
I'll take all fat foxes or any other ones off your hands

How do I ask out my wetnurse kiki that I've known all my life? When I try to hit on her, she rebukes me for trying to play with her emotions

>>40520670
It would be mostly zombies, ghouls and jianshis, after all liches an wights are living in upper class zones

>>40520975
>Hag chef
>Tasted pretty much every restaurants
>Knows ancient forgotten delicious recipes
>All her fat goes in the right places
Need this, especially if she's an undead.

>>40520975
>>40521327
both, so i can see the hag try and help the wock to eat better food

>>40520092
Mass is boring, but required.

>>40520573
I NEED LEWD DRAGONS

>>40521122
when will you guys stop pulling off the seals? im sick of reapplying it whenever i go home on the weekends. i dont get paid enough for this shit.

>>40521358
then im just going to steal the fox instead, and leave a doll that looks like her

>>40521358
She asked REALLY nicely though, besides, she looks like she could use a break

>>40521363
thats what they all say. guess il have to pick up your mindbroken ass on monday.

>>40521382
if there aint no mind, what can break?

It should be illegal for men to be taller than boob level.
I want a demon realm that applies megamorphosis to all monsters so that all men will learn their natural place as boob rests. Men should be able to experience this joy without having to turn into shotas.

>>40521409
It is illegal for men to be taller than boob level
It is also illegal for men to be shorter than boob level.
It is scientifically proven that head at boob level is optimal height difference

>>40521363
>>40521382
look guys, theres a legal process to unsealing a fox. you need proper documentation and a rehabilitation plan. once you got that approved by the state. you can take your man-eating primordial evil home. until then just stop trying(and failing) to unseal a high level seal with no prior experience or education on how they work. no "she spoke to me in my dreams! i must save her!" or "she looked so uncomfortable! i just wanted to help her!". just get your papers in order and then become her slave.

>>40521526
I pull off paper and get hugged by fox, I don't see what's so complicated about it

>>40521546
every time you pull one off a burst of her power is released, giving multiple extreme orgasms. most men dont make it past 3 seals before blacking out. sometimes i can feel the pulses from outside the door and have to wait until it calms down before i reseal her.

>unseal ancient evil
>its a haku whose been keep tracking of literally everything that has happened from when she was sealed some 100000 years to now and even knows everything about you even before she saw you

Monster sister incest.
Ponder the thought.
Consider it.

I hope it was your plan to kill the thread with cringe, because you succeeded

>>40521638
>have devil bug mom
>get spawncamped by 20 devil bug sisters
>you never had a chance

>>40521638
This is as good as the momster and auntster situation

>>40521618
>unseal haku
>call her a nerd
>reapply seals
silly learncow

>>40521707
>don't unseal haku
>explain to her the entire lore of Bionicle
>walk away

>>40521707
did you know it takes .5 secs for a human to got from thinking to do something to doing said thing, and knowing monsters who can move then that easily.

>>40521721
What would this achieve?

>>40521707
>>40521721
>pass by her room while running
>Hear
>"NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS"

>>40521707
I heard if you speak English and do math wrong wnough, she'll break the seals and rape the smarts into you

Pipe foxes are too fuckable to be left alone. Especially when they're wearing onesies.

>>40521866
>Haku fully sealed except for her eyes
>start doing math wrong on a chalkboard in front of her
>mispell everything you write
>all while saying "this is so easy"

>>40521917
>Hakus eyes are bloodshot
>Every wrong answer gets a snapped chain and ripped seal in response
>And the haku is way bigger than you realized when she creeped up behind you
>And she asked you what 10+9 is as she held you by your head
>To get in the last laugh you said
21

>>40521911
>Pipe foxes
The what?

>>40521358
KEEP THE FOX
IN THE FUCKING BOX
Have you forgotten what happened last time she got out? That village of (mostly) flufflytailless monsters were never the same again. DO YOU KNOW how much fucking time the wondering scholar had to spent filling in entries like 'Foxwurm' and 'Foxsucc'? Poor guy.

>>40521638
Blood related? No. No blood relation, fucking go for it big man.

>>40521994
foxwurm?

>>40522002
Its a wurm but... Fox. Kind of like a hybrid of a bunnyip, wurm and fox. The encylopedia is out of date thanks to someone here. Cunt.

>>40522012
so shy, but a schemer, but not too bright as well

bout to open a free kissing booth in the swamp

>>40522037
The Fox genes overwhelm, as is usually the case. The are part wurm in physiology only. Mentally, they are all Fox, with the strength of both Wurm and Bunnyip

>>40522062
Hope you like getting your neck kissed by vamp mosquitos

>>40521994
Gonna release the fox in various environments so the wandering scholar can "discover" new species like foxpharaoh and foxshark

>>40522064
nah, I know how dominat wurm genes are, they typically even overpower fox genes with ease so I know a foxwurm will have simple and cute plans

>>40522078
Don't play with magic, anon. Lest you end up in a Mofuzone.

>>40521358
Fuck you too, Abe-no-Seimei

>>40522062
If you want gumbo anon you could in UST ask

>>40519566
I wish winter was back, please Ice Queen-san freeze the beach, bring the cold

>>40521969
Im the goodest at math

>>40522064
I will take the fluffy snek

>>40522062
That sounds dangerous, you'll choke on frog tongues!

>>40522062
>anon is covered in different colored kisses by a group of dark mages with Bayou accents and is currently getting the air removed from his lungs by one while hes being taken to their covent

>>40522002
A turbo Bunyip
A Turbunyip

>>40522158
i want to speak fluent frog by the time the day is over

>>40522175
you wanna speak in ribbits?

>>40522062
Them gators gonna toy with you

Staring contest with a basalisk

Supermoon tonight, will gaze up at it and beg for the sabbath to whisk me away into the warm arms of loving lolis.
Wish me luck.

>>40519538

>>40522330
Weird looking Yuuka

Ya'll been watching call of the night yet, pretty decent vampire girl anime. Slightly lewd but sfw it seems.

>>40522351
The Tanuki will always be superior to the Kitsune

>>40522355
As long as it has lots of sucking action I can get off to that more than sex

Did anyone want some milk?

>>40522472
me, I want milk

>>40522181
im gunna croak

>>40522439
why is this nurse so thick?

>>40522472
imagine the creamer

>>40522426
It does, aparently her sucking blood is akin to eating and copulating in the story's canon. While it's no Lady Yupeil it's very well animated and written in my opinion.

>>40522355
>Ya'll
Get out

>>40522366
Reads like a pretty shitty girl compared to fox

>>40522351
Raccoon contributes to the family.
Leech spends it all on chicken nuggets and tofu.
Raccoon waifu deserves to have a large family.
Leech deserves to have her tail shaved.

>>40522541
No.

>>40522630
>Trashy raccoonberg always trying to get over on you a literal shapeshifter and deceiver
>Humble innocent fox is happy to be a wife and nibble on chicken nuggers and tofu
I know where my heart belongs.

>>40522687
Such good girls.

Thursday night!
Remember that you can spend time to practice with your auntie so you can get lucky on Friday!
She will always be there for you to help you score, drain you stress, pamper you and even cheer you up if you didn't got lucky.
Auntster are the best

>>40522715
Is the auntster you’re describing a bicorn, by any chance?

>>40522715
Aunster pampering erotic, even more if the momster joins the pampering

>>40522715
>pyrow aunt teaching you all about sex and what do you do to excite the gal before you do the deed and how to learn how thrust in a way to see what causes the most pleasure

>>40522715
But no girl is as cool as my auntster!

>>40522759
Can you teach an old dog new tricks?

>>40522781
out of a winegote, an orge, or a oni. which is the cooler aunt?

>>40522351
Tanukis are not raccoons.

>>40522799
winegote all the way, blue oni a close second though

>>40522786
No but they can teach you by experience

>>40522806
they are just cousins to foxes
>>40522814
>experience
lmao, books can only teach you so much

What's the best race for a sickly man? I have a few conditions that require constant medical help and I'd like to get a wife qualified in medicine/healing regardless of how she looks

>>40522835
Greila. Not a race though.

>>40519544
That's it!!! I'm getting the Insecticides!

>>40522835
Kiki, shog, and automaton

>>40522767
It's all fun and games until your aunt gets practice pregnant after your practice sex

>>40522835
get a doctor mg

>>40522835
Anyone from Greilia's sabbath, including herself.

>>40522835
Lich, she'll keep you going but if you die she can just raise you. However IF you died you'd wake up to a crying Lich wife so you better now unless you ate a grey mushroom

>>40522759
>undead momster and auntster pampering
Yes

magic and monsters

>>40522835
I think most monsters can learn healing magic/make potions. You could probably go for a Grelia sabbath loli or a lich if you want the best treatment available, but so long as you don't mind the occasional malpractice you could even go for a wurm.

>>40522885
>casting fire magic next to a huge stack of books
Dumb kot, she's getting banned from the school library soon

>>40522885
using magic on monsters!

>>40522894
Behold the most dangerous mage in existence.

>>40522909
>not a loli
Just a cosplayer mage

>>40522909
>hellhound apprentice tries to seduce her master anon
>he hits her with a rolled up newspaper and tells her to keep studying

>>40522909
>completely countered by a bucket of water
lol. lmao.

How rare is it for Monster girls to give birth to human sons? Is it common? Do the sons get any traits from their mothers?

>>40522855
>>40522861
>>40522876
A greilia-alligned automaton sounds great actually
Perfect medical knowledge with no possibilty of error

>>40522916
>>40522918
>>40522920
You'll never see it coming if you forget about her adventuring partners, the evil cheshire witch and the knight/tank.

>>40522934
In current setting, not until the demon lord wins against the chief god, then I’d imagine they inherit the strengths of said monster type

>>40522934
No by the guide, so you can imagine a zombie giving birth to a healthy human boy

>>40522909
>>40522949
this is the truly most dangerous mage

>>40522885
Giving extra mana to young Dark Mage apprentices!

>>40522904
Now this is the proper use of portals.

>>40522949
shes so fashionable i dont care if shes evil i want to get pimped out on some checkerboards

Who is the jeffrey epstein of the monster girl universe? What race would she be? Who is in her black book, the ones who rode the shota express?

>>40522987
>keeps going to her hips
>none to her chest
well I guess some mages don't have large mana tanks

>>40523019
your mother who whored you out to officials for a higher office, who were old, fat, and hairy for asking that type of question

>>40523028
I don't remember getting on a plane or getting molested

>>40523037
magic and flayers

>>40522904
>you can't escape the tummy rubs, cheshy!

>>40522904
infinite petting works is an ultimate spell, it works on all monsters

I would turn into a squid for a flayer

>>40523082
I'd rather become part shog for my shogwife

>>40523018
If you want to make sure she fills out when older, you should keep filling her holes on a regular basis.

i would be buff for my wife And do it gradually

>>40519538
Guys, I over heard the goth manticore telling her friends she was going to "cover his skin in so many black lipstick marks he looks like a hellhound". What should I do? She already sent me a voodoo doll of myself impaled with her spines. The principal put her in detention for doing it, but she also put me in there too for "inciting her lusts." Is there a way to walk away from this without the nickname of pincushion?

>>40523102
GOTTA GET BIG NOW
but i can only do like 10 pushups

>>40523148
what happens if you stick a manticore with her own spines

>>40523151
baby steps, anon. Slow and steady wins

>>40523019
>>40523028
>>40523037
>>40523042
The Truckers of Winterstown get their names and personal information neatly written down on a list. But the names and information of Jeffrina Epstein's log books and her boyfriend Mr. Maxwell get silenced or pushed under the rug. Really makes you think huh?

40523162
smelly person, stop and take a shower then come back when you actually something that isnt smelly with doodoo

>>40523019
>>40523162
I have no fucking idea who are those people or how they are related to this thread

Are elves monster girls or not?

>>40523271
They are, just really vanilla tho

>>40519538
"YOU! Solitary, now!"
>t.Monstergirl Prison Warden

>>40523271
No, but corrupted ones are technically classified as one in MGE.

>>40523284
finally
peace

>>40523148
Flirt with the class president unicorn.

>>40523284
Ma'am, I'm already in solitary, the guards put me here so I don't get raped by the other inmates.
Whose idea was it to make this prison a mix of monsters and men?

>>40523284
hey at least I can practice in peace

>>40523284
Finally I’m safe from the monster menace

>>40523255
/monster/ or /tg/ niggers trying to have off-topic garbage forced into these threads.

>>40523271
>>40523279
I am going to paint these two elves wombs vanilla if you know what i mean.

My mofucopter goes "KON KON KON".

>>40523271
They're very, very borderline. Just barely enough to fit, but one of the most boring choices imaginable within the category.

>>40522904

>>40523284
She's supposed to be outside when I'm in solitary though

>>40523471
Thankfully this kind succ was here to help anon and teach him proper summoning circle design. How nice.

>>40523468
We need to step up the elf hybridization program. This is one that got crossed with a glacies.

>>40523457
*Ride of the Valkyries intensifies

>>40523457
imagine your wife had a face like that

Do vampire bites actually hurt? Im scheduled to get one tomorrow and I’m out of my wits

>>40522631
>Guy's drawn like 80 pictures of her and 15+ paizuri animations
When you love someone...

>>40523095
I am fine with that also, in fact I would PREFER that

Uohhhhh !!! Hag erotic !!!!! Hag’s belly and chest !!!!! Erotic !!!!!!!

>>40519566
Ushi surfing

Somethings wrong with the fairy I ordered.

>>40523595
she has the "moving on their own" inducing curves

>>40523617
you must have clicked the goth box when you ordered
what other boxes did you click? this is important

>>40523617
Is... Is she going to help me on my quest to be a hero?

>>40523595
>hair covered eyes
gonna lift her hair and kiss her forehead

What do you do when you're beating your childhood friend at some wrestling but then she has her big sister tag in and they both beat you? I'm tired of losing

>>40523672
Say that you don't want to play with her anymore and leave.

>>40523672
go defeat their aunt to re-assert dominance

Bacon Shaman.

>>40523724
>Not posting the first half

>>40523703
i would dine on her bacon if you can ascertain my meaning

>>40523755
fair enough

>>40519538
Hey congrats. You have been Isekai'd to the MGE world or any lovely Monstergirl setting where the monster or demon girls love human men and want to to start lovely lives with them. But here is the catch:

You are Isekai'd in Monstergirl City (MGV), but during a human uprising rebellion orchestrated by The Order or humanity-first faction. You hear the screams, gunfire and revolution going on. Will you still find a waifu?

How would monsters feel about someone trying to use magic to remove all emotion from their mind?

>>40523788
Fuck off

>>40523772
>>40523724
Thanks, I love it.

>>40523829
Oh no, bats!

>>40523829
>4000 year vampire tricked into wearing memeclothes by her younger lover

>>40523829
>"...and this is your mother when I defeated her in combat. I just couldn't resist marrying her after this..."
>wow cool dad! mom looks silly!
>*angry vampire noises"

>>40523724
Ideal size difference.

Post monster girls in pajamas

>>40523861
Small jinkos are underrated.

>>40523861

>>40523861

>>40523887
I love brown cows!

>>40523788
How do monstergirls even deal with human uprisings?

>>40523910
How now?

>>40523861

>>40523910
Imagine waking up in a field in MGE with many holsts looking at you since you fell from the sky and haven't woken up

>>40523887
>hair covering eyes
Oh no, one of my many weaknesses!

>>40523929
someones hasnt followed their diet

>>40523861

>>40523861

>>40523861

>>40523861
but y?

>>40524002
can you prove this?

>>40519538
Slightly sloshed fox

A Battle Royale game or Battle Royale match taking place in a Demon Realm. What happens?

>>40524059
incredibly sloshed fox

>>40524074
need a sloshed and sloshy fox

>>40524074
Black mofu, bold, strong flavor.

>>40524074
So how the fuck do you walk in those sandals? Just hope the ground is soft enough you pierce it or just balance all day?

Anon, You got into MGE but you get to choose the town you fall into, thing is the one you choose is based on a random species. said town will have that species and hybrids of it and other monsters as well
so roll, the three you roll will constint of the monster whose the main monster, the other two are the most common monsters that are in a hybrid
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>40524117
By being a graceful, shapeshifting fox, not a clumsy human.

>>40524074
too sloshed fox

>>40524120
>High Orc
>Pharaoh
>Jabberwock
My white ass is gonna stick out like a sore thumb.

>>40524147
That's it, I'm cutting her off.

>>40524120
>Unicorn village
>Bubble slimes and Salamanders
So they've got a rather unique slime infestation and more than a few hot blooded, ponyta cosplayers.

I'm OK with this.

>>40524120
Bear town

>>40524234
>Adult Hornets trying to act proud and like they don't want any of the Grizzly's honey
>Meanwhile Hornet kids are always begging for extra honey on their ice cream

>>40524120
>danuki village
>ocelomeh and chesire cat hybrids
I'm instantly shaken down and fleeced for my coin by merchant cats I literally cannot hide from. Is this some sort of cursed cat kingdom where men are nothing more than trophy servants for wealthy cats?

>>40523929
>d-don't look at me!
>it's true, I'm a pig!
>a fat, tubby, useless piece of trash who can't stop eating!
>babe, calm down
>calories don't matter, your mana will just burn them off
>oh... right...

>>40524120
So uh... a town of Pyrow's with ninja plants? The fuck.

>>40524288
>>40524351
Anon, the monsters will be mixed with the first being the main while the other two are the combined with the first

>>40524147
Behold, the village shrine maiden.

>>40524355
Why are you making this shit so complicated

>>40524361
Nah, just what I came up with while watching some golden boy but thats aside from the point. The basic jist of it is that the town will be filled with the first monster you role and the other two wiil be mixed with the first. I did it to see what combos could be made this way

>>40523788
>”Fellow Citizens! Residents of Monstergirl City and environs. By which I mean non-monster and pure human and otherwise. At any rate, first, as a matter of great urgency, if you find yourself still within the confines of Monstergirl City, you are well advised to leave the city at once by the fastest means available to you! We have restored service to much of the commuter transport system in order to carry non-fighting civilians out of the city as quickly as possible. We have also established camps and triage areas in the surrounding environs. I repeat to any civilians and non-fighters! While there was certainly a great benefit in destroying the monstergirl administration center core, we have detected one rather unfortunate side-effect. It would appear and inevitability that very soon now, the former monstergirl administration center will be consumed in a destructive event whose magnitude I cannot currently estimate with any certainty, except to say that it will eradicate an area of many miles radius. Again, evacuate the city at once! On a lighter note, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the administration center’s core is the complete removal of the monstergirl’s perpetual demon energy fields. Previously, the demon energy once perpetually present affected certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively enhanced and strengthened giving birth to more monstergirls and incubi. Meaning, no more rampant casual fornication, no more sex involving the woman on top, no more kissing before marriage. It is time to practice abstinence or at least safe sex that wouldn’t result in unwanted births or any fornication with the monsters and demons. We must make the most of the time we have as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the monsters and the rest of the demon realms attempt to restore their dominion. Since this is in fact, the first opportunity we have had to speak openly about the baleful influence of the monstergirls and their Demon Lord and her nefarious sons and daughters, there is much ground to cover. I hope to institute a series of useful bulletins in the days ahead. For now, we must make use of some relatively meager exposition. The destabilization of this Monstergirl City’s administration center core has had repercussions that were not entirely unexpected. The destructive pulse formed a damper in the other surrounding network of linked monstergirl demon energy cores. Thus giving us time to continue fighting back, regrouping, rearming and our enemies are deprived of their connections. In short, Monstergirl forces are cut off, giving us ample time to fight and regroup with other resistance cells and eventually reorganize a much larger offensive against all of monsters. But, this is only a temporary state of affairs. As I speak and as we all fight and as the monstergirls are trying to restore their order, they have reinforcements soon to be bound. Especially those coming from The Royal Makai! But just as worse, there are human forces and soldiers within the monstergirl forces. These men and soon to be monsterized women have abandoned their humanity and souls and many of them still fighting against us despite divine retribution that is soon to come! So do not be fooled by their appearances and honeyed words. Continue fighting the good fight or evacuate the city! Even so there is greater reason for hope now that at any time in the past decades. We have made in secret, several technological advances which we will do our best to deploy in advance of the Demon Realms’ return. We and The Order are diligently training and assembling new generations of not just warriors and soldiers, but scientists and technicians. To help in the greater fight against the monsters and liberate other humans under demonic oppression, for what all of the monstergirls and demons fear the most is not any tangible human weapon. But our will! Our intellect! Our ability to respond selectively and rationally to every terror they turn against us. We place our firmest hope in the human spirit, even knowing how easily it may be shattered. We have all seen family and friends crushed by the monsters and demons. Some of our fellow humans have allowed themselves to be co-opted and purged of their humanity by the demonic monstrous energies and lust. And those who resisted have met a most terrible fate worse than death. Still, I cannot overstate how important it is that we retain our humanity. Only it will allow us to hold together as we must for their inevitable return and what is certain to be unimaginable retaliation. Oh and in case you might have missed any part of this message. It will loop repeatedly until there is no point in looping it any longer. I apologize in advance for any inadvertent errors or omissions. I wish you all luck and safe journeys, Chief God be with us. Chief God bless us.”
>t. Uprising Spokesperson

>rata reduced to having to do top ten lists.

the dude who wrote a /t/g essay,. Your mountian of useless words make me head hurt. now please stop breathing

>>40524385
I ain't reading that

>>40524388
Hey, top 10 positions for better impregnation is a very important medical fact for citizens to know.

>>40524385

>>40524388
>rata puts top 10 foods anon likes
>next day everyone in class brings a lunch for anon
>even the teacher

>>40524388
>>40524408
>Ratatoskrs doing Nuke's Top 5 style of youtube content or any other generic or clickbait top 10 list youtube vidoes.

>>40524388
I'll give her a whole story as I make chaos throughout MGC as I clown around with my party

>>40524400
>mountian

>>40524428
will miss haku finally make words hurt less?

>>40524421
>"And now my top 10 of top 10 video subjects. Number 10, the number 3 position of La Phantoma's top 10 design hacks for cosplay covering blah blah blah blah"

Its not her fault that people don't trust the media to give an honest story about the Unicorn World Order.

>>40524120
>living armor
>werecat + tsurara
So like a medieval castle town in the snowy mountains with tons of fierce stray snow cats around it... pretty neat aktchually

>>40524460
where the hell is this coming from

>>40524400
maybe for a smelly neet like you take a shower idiot. or don't lol that would be funny to just constantly smell your pungent odor to the point where I can't get it out of my head and if I go a long time without smelling it I'll become frustrated but also aroused and then I become a girl because your musk has gender changing properties (crazy LOL) and all of a sudden I started becoming submissive and breedable and neither of us can contain ourselves and it isn't really gay because I am now a girl that has a womb and ovaries and we can literally start a family and that's what we do we have two girls their names are kimberly and helen we love them very much but one of them gets into a car accident and the trauma makes me turn back into a man and you die by suicide and I'm back to looking for another man that can turn me back into a girl only to reunite with my only living daughter that isn't surpised to see me as a man because the power to switch genders has been passed down to her and I always have the power to switch at will but never knew how it was performed so she shows me and then I become a girl again and she becames a man and then we fall in love have sex and start another family nobody dies this time and shapeshifters finally exist.

ew, mr. smelly is back and wrote another eassy. go to clown school with the funny shoes

>>40524460
why am i on a bed, you cant eat hot wings on a bed

>>40524465
This feels like a bot just spamming images without making any kind of text posts.

>>40524495
i figured as much but the source is what Im wondering

>>40524465
https://exhentai.org/g/1086307/1d0f19185e/

>>40524120
>manticore, automaton, wurm
How am I supposed to survive hydraulic tail pussies and wurm strength sadists?

>shoggoth comes out of the portal from another dimension right behind her lover to take him with her to meld together and become one

>>40524513
by pitting the electronic against the weaker organic

>>40524518
That sounds great

>>40524518
im tire of seeing the shog, please tone it down and try and bring it up whenever the topic of maids comes up please

40524505
ew

>>40524482
and he turned out to be gay as hell, must have learned in that horrible rainbow place

>>40524513
>Evolved to be the perfect anon hunting monster
>Improved upon with literal machine efficiency
>How do I survive?
That's the neat part, you don't!

>>40524513
>the automatons are painted woth red and black tape on their tails

>>40524560
I don’t get what’s so great about tailpussies, wouldn’t they just feel like an onahole? Not gonna make someone cum THAT fast surely...

>>40524571
They're for kissing.

>>40524518
Give me the shog RIGHT NOW.

>>40524571
The problem is how smug manticores are about them. You have to prove them wrong, so go ahead and stick it in.

>>40524583
thats why manticores are the best kissers

>>40524523
>pitting them against weaker organics
>when you're the weakest organic
Congratulations, Anon. Every mechacor is now after (you) for your poorly worded order.