/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My place is on a Jinko's lap.

Shoggoth loves you

She's loved you for many millennia

>>40507781
But I'm only 24.

>>40507769
Every fox should have a body like this.

>>40507794
With no legs and no fluffy tails?

>>40507769
the cutest wans imo

I want to draw another manticore

>>40507769
Every fox should have a body like this.

>>40507853
make that want into action, words are cheap

>>40507769
The goal is to get a character done during prime time. It must be done.

>>40507781
And I love her

>>40505412
saw this and had to.
>once long ago there was once a cruel being that the automatons truly feared.
>a fox
>she was not a ancient evil.
>nor was she a member of the mofukuza
>she knew not a single damaging spell.
>no she was... a child.
>a very. very hungry child.
>her appetite puts sandworms to shame and if she ate normal food her weight would compete with jabbers despite being twelve when the steel calamity started!
>but what did she eat you might ask? it was metal.
>with teeth of titanium and a stomach of adamantite she could chew through anything she wanted.
>one day automatons attempted to take over her home village. but it had been a while since she had a "good" meal.
>when the automatons tried to take her she lunged at her prey and tore the machines apart with her mouth.
>eventually she was satisfied and the automatons were lying on the ground out of commission.
>despite eating 30 pounds of metal that day her appearance didnt change at all, her stomach was just as flat as before.
>her parents realized how they could lower their food bills and stop the automaton menace...
>so she was set out with a mercenary party that was combating the automatons, then one by one every automation outpost dissapeared, only slight commotion on the network before the base was silent.
>a few years later automaton threat was... consumed, and she disappeared.
>legend has it she still lives to this day. married to a scrapyard owner most say.
>the married part is up to debate on how true it is, some say that the automatons made that part up for some peace of mind. others say its just common sense that she would settle down with someone who deals with a large amount of useless metal.
>and i recommend you dont go hunting for her, i see those cybernetics. the last thing we need is for that demon to get a taste of blood!

>>40507913
nice, dont get the reference but still okay

>>40507859
I am, just going to jump one bandwagon first, to get some more followers maybe

>>40507973
i wasnt making a reference?

>>40507977
what is the latest one anyway
>>40507981
seemed like it but still very cool, hope to see more from you, anon

An elf passerby moons you! How do you react?

>>40508026
why is aunty at school?

>>40507990
well, one manga that no one hoped will get an anime anymore is getting an anime, so I thought I could draw the girl from there celebrating getting her own show with some other characters
but that's offtopic, it's not a MG anime

>>40508035
slapp

>>40508039
panty and stocking?

>>40508035
yank up her panties and wedgie her for such disrespect

>>40508035
see if she can stuck in doorways easily, if not. Not worth my time

>>40508035
I do a 360 and walk away

>>40508051
Tomo-chan is a girl

>>40508071
i remember that one, it was real fun but I got bored of it tho, but enough talk, what shall you draw a manticore doing?

>>40508088
my friend sent me a very nice model of a naked girl sitting with her legs spread, so I want to draw something like that, but I don't draw lewds, so I'll probly dress her up in something nice

>>40508115
Nice, for me. Im drawing a sexy and very busty hakutaku

>>40508115
give her lacy panties

Are there any pics of monster girls dressed like cute magical girls?

making monsters softer than bogeys with the help of plushification potions

>>40508244
Cheshire plushie that sucks your pp and calls u tom

>>40507769

Ghoul mouth pussy.

>>40508133
nice, do post once you're done
>>40508191
maybe I should
>>40508287
cute

>>40508287
This seems to be a very common outfit for manticores

>>40508287
cute yip

>>40508343
Shows off their pride and most prized feature, the mane, also they tend to like dark manes

>>40508298
ghoussy

>>40508202
>Cue the Magical Girl Music Transformation Scene
>The Girl granted these powers is surprised at this transgression.

>>40508287
Too bad they're all earletts

>>40508494
what magic does cute hell-chan have?

>>40508507
BEHOLD

>>40508521
Begging to have her ears pet.

I am addicted to Devil Bug pussy

>>40508298
Ghouls with long tongues with pleasure runes attached

>>40508273
>still has teleportation powers despite being a living plush doll
>still tries to prank her husband with cheshire ass
>except it ends in her being used as the softest pillow he has ever encountered

>>40508494
yeah, "transgression". Meanwhile her tail is thumping like crazy on the floor.

>>40508517
The power of love and friendship, also an immobilizing pink/red beam so she can rape anon, her arch nemesis that she fights in every episode. I tell you mamano cartoons are weird.

>>40508582
>Anon always screams and runs when he sees her
>"Chi-chi-chikan beam!~"
>Anon frozen in place
>begging for mercy while hellhound chan starts to tear off his clothes
>crowd cheers when she starts fucking him in the street

>>40508614
>Your Plans Will Never Succeed Anon, your evil organization M.A.I.L. Will never deliver another adverstisement, Not On Hell-Chans watch!

>>40508547
Too monster like we only talk about basic shit like wans here sorry.

>>40508582
Maybe Anon is the Big Bad she fights in the last episode of the series, the episodes generally follow this line:
>Magical Wan-chan meets a new friend
>She is shy/too big/too small/submissive and doesn't think she has it in her to rape someone
>Anon sends one of his henchmen to attack a peaceful MG town
>(Sometimes he turns one of her friend's childhood friends into a paladin)
>They fight and Wan-chan uses her powers to weaken the man
>Her friend realizes she can do anything, including grind a man's hip into dust
>Wan-chan walks into the sunset while Anon swears she'll get her next time

>>40508682
half the thread barely want monsters they just want women who aren't mentally ill.
It's funny and sad.

I want to be pinned down and taken by a hellwan

>>40508521
you call those ears?

>>40508743
Both are equally impossible desires

>>40507769
fox

>>40508775
I'll show you EARS

>>40508682
>Too monster like
How the fuck is weird gloves and boots "too monster like"?

>>40508807
this is plenty monster for a lot of people. Personally i just hate insects, most people do. Fluffy things remind us of our pets.

i want to help a monster relax. not just give her a massage or something, but help her chill out more in general. like helping a cupid be more relaxed and upbeat.

>>40508743
For real
>monster girl thread
>half the thread is just humans with fancy ears, a tail, or claws
Hate what this place has become.

>>40508892
Don't dis 3/4 of the way girls, they're still pretty hot and pretty bestial

>>40508807
carapace is nice, regura taught me well.

>>40508775
As an elf becomes holier their ears expand to reach a perfect cross shape. Once defiled by a mere human they return to normal size

How's this?

>>40508807
I think the fact that they live in garbage is a bigger hurdle than their body. Even quite monstruous monsters live vamp mosquitoes or wums are popular here

I feel like Gremlin wasn't lewd enough. Did I not make her lewd enough?

>>40508915
Meant for>>40508892

>>40508582
>let your wurm daughter watch magical girl cartoons
>she tells you to come look at her magical girl transformation
>she puts on a music player, pulls out a little toy wand, then turns into a 200 foot snake

>>40508743
>>40508892
then post more of the "monstrous" monsters you want to see, for now you sound like /trash/ rejects fishing for (You)s

>>40508582
>Magical Girl Umi-Osho
>She loses to the big bad every week and is endlessly ravaged
>Has stellar reviews and a rabid fanbase
>They are entering the fifth pregnancy arc

Lamia
Harpies
Alraune
Arachne
Centaur
Minotaur
Slimes
Scylla
Undead
Dragons
Chimera

>>40508976
lhaacmssudc?

>>40508892
Post more monsterous women then instead of whining about what others like, if you feel there isn't enough representation of more monsterous girls then you should work to popularize them more rather than criticizing what is attractive to more people because your tastes are different.

>>40507781
>>40507781

McFly-anon isn't thinking 4th-dimenaionally

Shogs are 4-dimensional worms, they experience time as a spacial dimension rather than a temporal dimension. So Shoggoth is free to move her consciousness through spacetime forwards or backwards as freely as you can move backwards or forwards in space.

Shoggy has always loved you, and always will have loved you, regardless of where you sit in her timeline.

Anyone else think that Pharaohs are way too monstrous?

>>40508743
>>40508892
You sound like a faggot that got upset people called you a bitch for posting something that looked more monster than woman

>>40508115
Post Moff

>>40508944
No, I'm just going to keep posting slightly more cat than is standard girls

>>40509014
I like that they have cute feets, paws are nice but cute human feet are nice too

>>40509020
You seem upset

>>40509033
I don't like these jungle cats, their smug aura mocks me

Reminder that you should treat lustful young monstergirls as gently as you would a daughter, and as lustfully as you would a lover.

>>40508972
Constantly 'Battling' her husband over mundane stuff like who's turn it is to wash the dishes or where they want to eat for dinner or who gets the last cookie

>>40509052
God damn right I am, I'm fucking sick and tired of anons bellyaching over shit like "muh cosplay tier" shit when 7/10 times they're niggers upset they can't post garbage like the Wraith from Evolve without being called a /trash/faggot.

This has been going on for fucking years now and it's always been the same fucking shit I swear to god.

>>40508972
Reminds me of the bear from Girls Und Panzer who jobs every fight he's in Same for the Italian team[/

>>40509058
Rejecting a monster loli by saying she has to wait until she’s older!

Did you and your monster wife fall in love at first sight? If not, what events did you undertake together that led you two to get closer and develop feelings for each other?

>>40509079
I inserted my penis in her vagina.

>>40509070
Read the first sentence in Jack Nicholson's voice from A Few Good Men

"Did you post a meme making fun of Lilims?"
>Such fucking bullshit, Your Honor
>You want the truth?
"I think I'm entitled to the truth"
>You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
"COLONEL! Did you post "Druella is a Smelly NEET Virgin"?!"
>YOUR GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID!

Tired of all these cosplay tier monstergirls get some real tastes

>>40509117
No

>>40509014
Nope.
Most of that golden wings and headgear seem to be costume rather than bodyparts - e.g. the flappy bits are secured by rings, not finger-joints.

>>40509095
I'd call her more than that, if you're gonna insult someone like a Lilim you go big or go home.

>>40509145
Ah, a truly monstrous visage
Imagine being such a cuck you can't enjoy both girls with silly hats AND monstrous girls equally

>>40509163
I can enjoy both but that doesn't mean I want to see both in a MONSTER GIRL THREAD

>>40508902
I wish regura would draw more bugs

>>40509145
Too monstrous for me.

>>40509179
Elves and Dark Mages and Kunoichi and such are monster girls. Sometimes less is more, and every girl, no matter how 'basic' has quirks that make them top-tier (like succubi).

Just post Monsters you like, especially if they are rare. I rediscovered my love of Moths because someone sent me a cute pic the other day.

But what if man was the real monster all along?

>>40509190
sure thing boss

>>40507769

>>40507792
>Imagine not knowing that our linear view of time means nothing to her
>Not knowing that it was written in the stars that you are her master
>Not knowing that she already knew about you before assertors even understood fire
>Not knowing that the love she feels for you transcends time and space
>Not knowing if you want her to make you coffee or tea for your afternoon break

>>40509217
She looks very soft.

>>40509244
>furfaggot
Ew, go elsewhere

>>40509247
Polt is not furry, she is exempt from that standard.

>>40509190
I'm going to check gelbooru nd save the first big ass and titty sfw pic I see and then post it here then

If anyone says "stop that's not a monster girl" I can just say it's my dark mage, elf, or kunoichi oc and keep posting it

This is the reality you chose

>>40509256
No she's not, furshitter.

i just went to clean some shit and i come back to this, god damn

>>40509257
Stop posting like a redditor.

>>40509247
You should have been expecting it from the moment this was brought up.

>>40509269
Or what, you gonna downvote me? Abs wh does reddit convention live in your head rent free, unless you are a redditor

bro can't even english. Just stop. You are already an embrassment to your family and friends

Ah yes, when you have no logical retort? pointout that they made a spelling error

>>40509298
>Abs wh does reddit convention live in your head rent free
Are you havening a stroke there buddy?

>>40509341
Posting from my phone

>finally convince your robo-maido that she should accompany you outside the house
>just dinner and a movie
>she will have to disconnect her weaponry attachments in public
>sits and observes as you eat at the restaurant, cataloging all the extra waiter subroutines into memory
>find an inoffensive movie
>get tickets instantly online
>popcorn and drinks, one coke one 20w-40
>five minutes into the movie, she takes off her faceplate and connects it onto her wrist-joint
>you've seen this modification trick before when she wants to look for stuff on high shelves
>tfw she puts her hand-face down into your lap and unzips...

>>40509298
only a phoneposter could mess up "and" that badly.
and since its confirmed you are a redditor, please kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
perhaps the succubus you get will only laugh at you for two days if you throw in the towel now.

>>40509355
>>40509366

>>40509357
She could have reached there normally, no?

>>40509256
Not furguy, but Polt is Canon Monmusu the same as Siths are unfortunately canon MGE.

>>40509357
>leaving her guns at home
sorry for your forgotten freedom, but still cool
>Unzips your pants to grab your neil armstrong cannon
>>40509378
you know how robots are, always trying to show off that they are perfect

>>40509355
>>40509377
All monster girls with paws fears the auto correct.

>>40509366
Only a redditor would let reddit convention live in their head rent free to this extent

You gotta go back bro, I'm sorry

>>40509378
Yes, but combined HJ+BJ > just a HJ.
>clever subroutines

Anyway since you fags decided to abandon the argument entirely and attack my typos and paragraph spacing guess that means I win

>>40509366
just leave the mentally ill twins to scream in vain as they turn to drugs to feel something

>>40509385
No, she is very 2A ofc even though there are few reasons to OC in MGC - it was more to foreshadow that her modules are swappable

Desert dog

Just don't reply to them bro n-not because they're right about everything and we don't have a retort or a-anything b-b-but because they're... they're uhhh... they're mentally ill yeah that's the word we could totally defend our position if we wanted to y-yeah

Tell me about the hags

>>40509425
Gonna tell my Apophis momster that I want a desert dog for Christmas

>>40509388

>>40509483
imagine how tough that phone gotta be, a fucking modern nokia brick phone

nokia automaton

>>40509377
Ffs Anon, just buy your Wan a stylus.

>>40509424
understandable, still one sword keeps the other in the sheath
>>40509513
gotta be an 2.5" thick stylus

Hey! Yeah, you there!

Tell me about your monster girl wife.

>>40509405
>>40509435
nobody replied on the argument because of how blatantly wrong the post was you fucking retard
elves, dark mages, and kunochi all have very specific designs.
kunochi also have a tail.
>"Their long, slender, yet powerful tail isn’t just used for binding and carrying their prey, it also serves as a grappling hook, allowing them to freely move on walls and ceilings"
directly from the kunochi MGE page.
dark mages are also not really liked here (or posted too often, at most two or three times a thread) because of the fact that they have no monster parts and elves meet the bare minimum because of knife ears, so elf posters are tolerated while the majority of people here couldnt care less.
these are the final (you)'s i'll give.

>>40509534
I don't have one.

>>40509534
which one, jabber, wurm, or bogie who boogies down every friday night?

>>40509425
! !

>>40509552
All 3. We can't go and let one of any of them feel left out can we?

>>40509559
ones hella of motherly, another is the extra creepy and pervy one, even wants to lick my eyeballs, and another is my hella chaotic senpai from Clown college, Can you guess which is which?

>>40509534
She's cute and funny. Also has really cool magical powers!

Congratulations Anon, through completely randomized and fair means and not at all rigged or manipulated, you have been chosen for OVERTIME. Get on up to Ms. Anubis' office to receive your new assignment

>>40509385
>> show off
>Robo-maido starts a spreading incident through the whole theatre
>nearby Scyllas and Shogs start competitive tentacle HJs of their Anons
>more humanoid mamonos cant be left out - they start a mexican-wave ripple effect of "oops, I dropped something, just let me lean down to get it...", ziiiip...
>big Wok cant get bent over far enough, so she just grabs her Anon by the hips and lifts him out of his seat like eating a burger

>the theatre manager doesn't even bother running the next reel, nobody is watching the movie
>warn the staff theyll have to vacuum up a mess of spilled popcorn before the next screening

>leveling for a mofuzerker build as a bonus is extreme mofu buff efficiency, ontop of resistance to non-mofu damage
>enter a dungeon with your fox wife
>pick up a cursed artifact near the bottom
>it bomb's your mofu resistance, if you even so much as get close to the fluff you will get one shot
>its also binding.
>you hear a alarm somewhere and the laughter of various fluffy tailed MGs rapidly approaching
>your wife is built to be a mofu buffer, very low offensive capabilities
>you have no mofu resistance up items as they reduce the efficiency of mofuzerker bonuses
how do you get out of this one?

>>40509635
>eventually MGC Theatre doesnt even bother getting new movies in until that one reel wears out
>actually boosts its profits despite low popcorn sales

>>40509623
BUT I NEED DINNER

>>40509623
>Overtime ends with me paying child support
>Have to do overtime to be able to afford that
>End up with even more runts
What a plan

>>40509635
>>big Wok cant get bent over far enough, so she just grabs her Anon by the hips and lifts him out of his seat like eating a burger
heh, but thats why I love girls who way bigger that me. They can easily lift me into sex postions

All the anon that say shit like "lilims are neets!" Or "lilims are stinky" like a bunch of school children probably don't have big enough balls to say it right to one's face! If they even attempted it, they be turned into mind broken messes with just a glance

>>40509584
>creepy and pervy
Jabber.
>chaotic senpai from clown college
Bogie.
>motherly
Wurm.

How'd I do?

>>40509717
Well of course I can't say it to their face. Those losers are always stuck in their rooms!

>>40509732
spot on, you get free milk from your nearest monster

Embrace her

Jiff in hell

>>40509077
No need to be shy, they're already old enough.

>>40509745
...I like Cait Sith. She's still a cat, so I still like her.

>>40509754
Where do you think the portals go

>>40509717
lims do stink, I fainted just by being within 20 ft of one from the smell

>>40509754
But I’m allergic to peanut butter!

>dark mage teacher casually summons you just to show off
>molests you in front of the whole class while applying familiar contract runes

>>40509244
Why in earth does my image count as furry porn but not this. Does the 3 lines at the crotch trigger the janitor as much as the thread

>>40509842
Going to pin her down and impregnate her infront of the whole class as payback.

>>40509638
Don't go for mofu meme builds, lmao. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to pump my baph wife's primo cunny full of cum for the next dungeon

>>40509855
I believe that's probably why, a vulva was completely visible. I am not a mod so I can't pretend to know their reasoning but a good rule to follow is 3 is the dangerzone of where the line gets blurry.

>>40509842
>catches me in the middle of the some serious fist training
>hands are pretty shot
>I just faint

>>40509244
I always liked Polt. She's cute.

>>40509638
>Playing with Friendly Fire on
NGMI

>>40509534

>>40509860
Curvy Hag mages forget that while low, the risk of being 2koma'd by your Human boy familiar is never zero

>>40509917
I don't know. The is a sfw board so the polt image still has a clear outline.

I suppose she's naked under her fur, kek

>>40509754
Its giff

>>40509960
>Why yes, I am a Wight Supremacist

>>40509754
Jif is actually super low quality peanut butter, I don't understand why so many people were psyoped into thinking it's good.
>t. Food autiste

>>40509965
It's clothed so it's not NSFW. If it has clothes or some other obstruction like fur I think it's fine.

>>40509866
now anon, can it really be called a meme build if the only logical counter is a very specific cursed artifact?

>>40510000
>Fire Dog has so much bush it doubles as a bikini if she doesn't comb it
That's the stuff

>>40510029
Naturally, a fine thick bush that enables a girl to go commando without the oppression of panties is top tier.

>>40509917
1 and 2 is not furry, 3 and onwards is, once you start fucking with the face and torso, you enter furry turf

>>40510000
That's NSFW on the grounds of being absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>40510113
I'd go to 3 desu

>>40510115
At least your dick will never got cold

>>40510115
There's nothing wrong with crotch mofu,

>>40510115
Your mind has been poisoned by western/schlomo's 3d pornography anon.

>>40510115
Reject your indoctrination

Helo thread im drunk again. need monster ot look after me. who recomend?

>>40510225
Sleep on oni abs

>>40510225
titania

>>40510232
protective.
powerfu. seems likeabad thing to be attacted to but i likethe red or blue skin. very cute.
>>40510240
shehas very very cery very very prety wings. would trust.

>>40510225
Drunk on a Wednesday?

>>40510271sory.

>>40510177
>>40510186
You've been poisoned with simptoidality if you prefer, let alone tolerate, gross shit on even 2D girls.

>>40510271
im drinking water in solidarity

Nuns or maids?

>>40510338
I take it you're a sabbath fan?

>>40510344
please soberme

>>40510384
nuns and holy milk

>>40510384
Maids for sure

>>40510338
Disliking natural features is learned behaviour

>>40510384
Maids for me

>>40510384
eastern style nuns please
>>40510388
ok im sending the sober signal... it was ineffective

>>40510405
You know what else is learned behaviour? Language, being able to walk, knowing how to eat and not starving, and more.

>>40510386
problem? dont tell me you're a moral puritan as well?

>>40510433
>Knowing how to eat
Ah yes, our ancestors just fucking died instead because there was no schools teaching them how to chew

>>40510416
shrine maidesn?
also let those love what they want, we are here for our love of monster girls since women are the monsters or we are the same?

>>40510446
He means using utensils dumbass.

>>40510435
i think he is trying to get you to show some irony. most people irl would just straight up fucking kill you if they knew you liked lolis, and yet here you are complaining about clever censoring as if its some sin worthy of being satan's personal buttplug.

when are the jannies going to clean up this mess?

>>40510483
when i get payed

>>40510435
nah, just connecting the dots is all

>>40510479
>clever censoring
that's what you call a lack of personal hygiene? how quaint

>>40510416
dont try again. i quite like being drun. didt think idid. satyre please. wine goat. need.

>>40510501
Are you from some dumbass culture that teaches it that way? There's no other possible explanation for having no knowledge of proper care

>>40510491
ew

>>40510514
In the first world with developed medical knowledge, proper care means shaving you moron.

>>40510513
going t dunk you in the fermented Barometz

>>40510501
man, you're so fucking dense that a sandworm would sink to the bottom of the desert if she tried to scoop you up.

>>40510177
>Muh jooz
I don't even watch 3d porn. I've never liked bushes.

>>40509185
He makes some damn good bugs

>>40510456
>tfw ywn drink the holy sake from the oni shrine maidens tits

>>40510529
the what now

>>40507769

>>40510526
Literally not what that means, proper care is washing and trimming, shaving is a style choice

>>40510562
who put this fish in latex
>>40510566
same shitter from before, so leave him

>>40510529
wait. same guy repsonding. is the barometz the happy looking plant? shes very cute. would hug and protect but in no state to do so. not ingeneral. but not now.

>>40510384
Nuns

>>40510577
its like a big jello fruit with the girl in the middle
your going in the jello

>>40510566
nah that is what it means but of course you wouldnt know

>>40510602
Go be uninformed somewhere else and let us post in peace

>>40510592
i can swim. you're going me a vfaovour. thank you for htis.

>>40510479
>most people irl
Are barely sapient mentally ill troglodyte cattle on two legs who evolved to just slave away for a feudal lord until they die, so about the same ballpark of IQ as the average pubefag.

I hope baphos are hairy down there. Pure smooth is icky

>>40510608
Your tribal shithole culture taught you wrong, buddy

>>40510433
Are all learned behaviors good, using drugs is a learned behavior, is that good? Not everything we are taught is good.

would a monster aprove of me eating this mf pot n ooodle?? i hopeso because im doing it. ill bethe best house husband.

its amazing how sexy angels, please refute me so I can speak about angels

>>40510669
i really like angels. i enjoy the idea of a yandere angel, but not like stabby angel. i like my life but i would like it if she took me to a heaven of just me and her (and eventually our children.) issue is, i dont want the children to grow up lonely, so it cant be just us forever. but home is just me and her. lewd heaven. tentacles?

>>40510662
if you actually think there are schools that teach you on how to become a junkie, all i can say is that I pity you, I truly do.

>>40510678
I love yandere angels as well, I like the creepy ones sucj as this one for example. Just imagine having an guardian angel thats gone yandere and knows every little bit about you, and shes your teacher

>>40510692
I didn't say anything about schools, learned behaviors can come from media, adverstising, art. And not all of those things are created equal in value and some outright promote the degeneration of traditional values on purpose.
You wouldn't happen to be Asheknazim are you?, you argue like one.

the hell is that, cause I dont wanna know, Im just post this very tall and cute angel

>>40510483
>>40510490
You know what they say, you get what you pay for.

>>40510708
i agree, but not the teacher thing. bad power dynamic. unehalthy.

>>40510738
i want to have sex with my superiors, thats unhealthy?

>>40510716
I dont know what delusion you're living in where media, advertising and art promotes becoming a junkie. Maybe you should try a different example of "bad" learned behavior?
>Da jooz!
you wouldnt happen to be a poltard, would you? you definitely argue like one.

>>40507769
Foxes stink.

>>40510741
i mean yeah but the idea is kind of weir.d i understand attraction to power. i get it. but it can be bad sometimes. then again,with monsters, mana makes it perfect no matter what. so nevermind.

>>40510753
Good

>>40510669
Does that include blue angels?

>>40510716
fucking hate nazis. worst. leave. please be loved. itll fix you. the liars that made you like this wont help.

>>40510708
She's just an autist though.

>>40510775
YOU are her autistic obsession.

>>40510762
blue angels are good
>>40510775
ok, autists can be quite creepy

>>40510753
>finally portals appear
>get the fox wife you always dreamed of
>time to realize one of your fantasies - showering together
>you're super hyped up until she gets wet and start smelling like a wet dog

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/100903632

>>40510781
>>40510762
I want to fertilize this

>>40510799
need me blue angel teacher gf

>>40510796
too drunk to read but im proud of you

>>40510768
Nothing can fix me as I am not broken.

>>40510799
have many children and give them a happy, healthy childhood

>>40510781
Blue is best

>>40510817
>plus sized elf
you are just as broken as me, you fatfag

>>40510817
Your taste in manga is beyond shit

>>40510817
>not broken
that's what all broken retards say, as your pic proves

>>40510669

>please refute me so I can speak about angels

Okay, angels aren't real, they're just lazy smelly harpies trying to avoid an intervention to lose weight by claiming they are now divine messengers and their fat meat sacks aren't affecting their flying at all.

>>40510817
What in the actual fuck anon?

>>40510849
angel butt is better than harpy butt

>>40510853
mamano do want to create the master race though.

>>40510817
>the shitposter actually is a crossboarder /pol/tard
kek

>>40510865
who likes ffatties and futa as well as genderbender, truly a piece of work

>summer heat
>ask shoggoth if she can do anything about it
>the next day there's a new air conditioner in the house
>it runs great and makes the whole house cool
>the only weird thing is that sometimes when it's running i can hear what sounds like penguins from inside it

>>40510853
Burzum is a tough band to appreciate, I understand.

>>40510856
>angel
>harpy

An angel is just a deluded harpy anon, don't enable their mental illness

>>40510881
harpy have wing arms, angels dont, This smart angel told me so

>>40510817
wait wasn't this argument about pubes

>>40510887

Harpies that don't have wing arms are just a subspecies, if you look closely you'll see that those "angels" have suspended their halos with wire and string

I want you to think of your favorite Monster Girl, now picture her as a teenager, what kind of dorky or chuuni behaviors would she have? Or was she just born cool?

>>40510917
wouldnt change that much, sh'd just be way more rambunctious and more reckless, guess who that be
>>40510909
are you sure

>>40510917
Always up to no good and a bad influence on Anon.

>>40510817
post this in the /lit/ bookshelf thread

>>40510917
>Zombie sitting in special dead class
The only cool thing about her is her body temp

>>40510929

Positive, I am an expert on this topic and not at all suspicious

>>40510998
I hope that kid's gamer chair keeps him safe from that lewd succubus.

>>40510998
purple demon ass, just whait I asked for my chirstmas

>>40510917
Forever having the ability to reveal your childhood friend's embarrassing secrets truly is the best power

>>40510917
She's naturally pretty cool, a bit haughty and playful. Gets flustered when lewded and has a hard time admitting she's horny.

>>40509207
Don't be silly anon that's the plot of Urasawa's Monster

>send a letter to DL because I am interested in lilims
>she accepts and invites me over to her castle to meet my wife
>get taken to the maternity ward
>have to watch DL push out my future wife

you are a fine, weaving piece of art. find a monster that knows this about you.

>>40509492
Keep in mind it also has a touch based screen, who did they wurm proofed that thing?

>>40511070
sorry, didnt get that last bit.

Pollimating my Alraune Ghoul wife...

>>40511053
I guess we figured out how to be allowed to watch the DL give birth

>>40511085
I remember you. Good taste.

>>40511053
>mamono making you watch them give birth
now that's a weird way to flex

I want perfect English from all of you. Or no haku milk

>>40511114
All languages evolve over time therefore there is no such thing as perfect English since tomorrow it could be different.

>>40511114
1337 5p33k 15 th3 w4y 0f th3 futur3, c0w

>>40510762
>>40510781
I love those guys, they do awesome tricks.

>>40510796
How long do you plan on making this? Because I'm autistic and tend to only like to read completed stories.

>>40511096
Thanks bud.

>>40511114
proper english proper sminglish fladeda

>>40511122
you get high marks but aslo a scolding with milk

>>40511114
I only want hag milk anyway.

>>40511172
most hakus are very old, thats why they are teachers

>>40511114
Isn't it improper in formal English to start a sentence with a conjunction? I think this Haku might be a fake!

>>40511180
Ms. Haku seems obsessed with trying to shove her tit in my mouth, making up all kinds of excuses
What gives?

>>40511180
diamond nips

>>40511182
Im just the messager
>>40511191
She wants you a bit smarter, thats all

>>40511171
That's fine, I always got good grades for minimal effort in school.

>>40511218
>How to enrage a haku in a single step

>>40511218
i would say her teaching method is abit easier

>>40511215
I'm going to sleep instead of study, nothing she can do about it.

>>40510917
Jinkos are naturally born cool, of course. Though I do imagine Jinko waifu who was a stoner smoking catnip when she was younger, the times she doesn't want to go back to.

What’s a loli satyros look like? Just a different colored bapho?

>>40511250
she can play with your body as you sleep

how munch gold does a dragon wife cost?

>>40511283
They have different hands too.

>>40511299
tree fiddy and a burger

>>40511283
>that pic
I want them both

>>40511305
>Satyros pretending to be a baphomet to get into a special bapho only meetup
>She heard they have an open bar
>Getting past the guard is easy
>Just says she likes human hands because they make her husband’s dick look bigger
>She dyed her hair purple to match her grape veneer
>Her fur goes up to her waist and she has a tail because she’s apart of that beast sabbath
>Finally gets in
>It’s a juice bar

which of your two aunts house would you go to, to your aunty haku or your aunty winegote

>>40511380
Neither, one pesters me about studying and the other is an alcoholic.

>>40511380
Winegoat she’s more fun and passes out letting me touch her boobs

>>40511380
>they actually live together like an MG version of The Odd Couple
>Haku is by the book
>Winegoat is more sporadic
>both love their favorite nephew very much

>>40511380
Haku's only advantage is if you need help with homework, and even then only in some subjects. Winegote auntie's wisdom is not to be underestimated, and she is more fun.

>>40511114
I only speak English and I can’t do that very well so no milk for me.

>>40511422
>>40511427
Auntie haku is fun! She can teach you about how to please a woman.

I keep changing favourite species, happens once a week
At this rate i might just go Bicorn to get all the flavors and make a bunch of ladies happy

>>40511465
Anon, u whore

>>40511114
GIMME MILK

>>40511469
Yeah, maybe
Or maybe i'm offering love and sex to a bunch of monsters who would be out of luck otherwise
Who has the moral highground now, punk?
And yeah the idea of a bicorn watching and getting last/first serving is kind of hot

>>40511489
>pov: you called your teacher mommy for the fifth time in a row
>>40511500
Yeah, I’m just calling it how it is, I would love to be used by fat old hags

Is your wife a gentlewoman?

We're gonna be talking about the PENIS!
We're gonna be talking about the VAGINA!
Do you think that's funny anon? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the TESTICLES?
Yes we're also gonna be talking about the SCROTUM! The CLITORIS!
And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!

>>40511728
something that miss haku does often to studentx teacher doujins

>>40511728
My parents gave me a note that says I should be excused from this class

>>40511728
Jennifer you have been working at this school for 15 years, will you stop trying to grope children? Just ask the janitor out already he's the only single man left in the facility in your age group

>>40511728
My momster said she was gonna homeschool me sexed.

I want to sniff cheshire's notorious arse

how soft is a ghost's body?

>>40511728
heh heh heh

>>40511789
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Gonna livestream myself breaking into a graveyard.

I want to ask shirohebi to preemptively mind break me so that I would be incapable of being attracted to any other woman ever again.

>>40511728
For as long as there have been humans there have been dick jokes, all cultures, every part of the world regardless of technology level, dicks are funny and they always will be.

>>40511728
very, miss haku. Im just gonna fall alseep for this tho

>>40511810
I want to visit the local shrine and get dragged away by a pair of kuudere Shirohebi twins so we can start on making a family together.

>>40511810
I want to out yan a hebi just to show her how it's done

>>40511728
>makes no mention of the ovaries
Come on, step it up.

>>40511728
I want to learn history with my haku teacher, specifically about Sussus Amogus.

What monsters have addictive bits on them; I figure manticore and apophis at the very least with their venom but wanted to see if there were others. I was thinking that a stalker-type villain that slowly gets the hero addicted would make for a decent character

>>40511913
holsts and their milk

>>40511838
Sounds amazing

>>40511913
holst, fox, bogey/yeti/ bunyip/wurm cuddles, shrooms, alarunes. just to name a few

>>40511913
foxes.
dont huff the fluff unless you are ready for a serious commitment.

>try to suicide bomb a squad of extremist monsters
>next thing you know is you're pieced back together, they're all crying and you have a Lich wife now

>>40512075
Thankfully alternative forms of fluff are medically safe and free to be huffed,

>>40512220
as long as the alternatives are not exposed to fox mana for extended periods of time. its horribly corruptive in the tail department.

>vampire mouth/blood
>manticore tailpussy
What other girl has a way to milk something without her vagina? The other big issue is they gotta do more than the cock or they end up fighting for space.

>>40507769

>>40512356
Wight claws

tutel

>>40509002
This is amazing and I love her

>>40512378
Goofy turtle

>>40512378
flipping your turtle wife on her back and watching her flail around!

>>40509002
didn't they get bitchslapped because they couldn't do that stuff due to being purely scientific while the magic squids just went lol lmao with their cosmic magic

>>40512484
>turtle wife eats your ice cream
>flip her on her back

>turtle wife tries to act smug in front of her friends
>flip her on her back

>turtle wife wins an argument with you
>flip her on her back
very useful wife

what are some good places to find monster girl stories? I know about touch fluffy tail and anubis. Are there any similar websites? Megarchives? Discords? Forums?

which be the darkest mg?

>>40512378
Very bullyable.

>>40512356
They all have butts.

Why are there so many fox hags, where are there ones my age, or at least ones that look like it.

>>40512570
Ass and mouths are just alternate vaginas. They're the cosplay tier of sex.

>>40512576
Just go to married daughters and ask if they have daughters to spare
Make sure to specify the age as she would probably toss her NEET hag daughter at you

>>40512514
Monster girls redux perhaps, I know there are stories in ff.net and AO3 but they vary wildly in quality

>>40512596
Fox seller I want your haggiest neet fox

>>40512596
Those are some big hips.

will chain mail protect me against succs?

>>40512502
>very useful wife
I think "exploitable" is the term you're looking for.

>>40512694
no, knowing how to wrestle and how to pin a monster into a mating press

>>40512694
they will compliment on how handsome you are in the armor
so no

>>40512694
only if its a suit of living armor that is very possessive of you

>>40512596
>she would probably toss her NEET hag daughter at you
Well, it depends, does she look like one, because like I said I wouldn't mind as long she looks like she's in her twenties. In fact, that'd be preferable, the more tails the better.

>>40512745
just be warned: her only skills are eating, arguing on 4 mon, and reading very sappy romantic literature