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Cats are moe.

>>4051346
They slobber and shit all over the place, unlike the self-maintenance cats.

Dogs are the stupid ones.

>>4051362
Cats - Tsundere
Dogs - Yandere

>>4051369
>They slobber and shit all over the place

Unlike cats, they can be trained. Just because you're too much of a retard to get a dog to go outside to shit doesn't mean they're any less clean than cats. They don't get hairballs, either.

Whatever, enjoy your ugly, unintelligent, shit tier pet that only tolerates your existence.

>>4051371

>dogs
>yandere

Who did you have as a pet? An ex-dog fighting pitbull?

>>4051371
>Dogs - Yandere

So fucking true

>>4051388
Enjoy your shitty doormat pet that you have to tug around on a leash because it's too retarded to do anything by itself.

>>4051371
My cat is a moeblob, though.

Cats aren't attention whores like dogs, and girls like them better.

>>4051410
Please make it more obvious that you've never had a dog, Probably grew up with a single mother, which is why you're such a faggot no self esteem girly man who's afraid of receiving affection so he only gets pets that hate their owners.

Dogs aren't stupid. It takes a lot more intelligence to work in a pack than to be a lone hunter.

Cats are just big rats. You know it's true.

>>4051432
>anon
>worrying about what girls think

Dogs are fucking annoying as hell
I wish I could kill my brother's dog

Dogs are smelly, stupid, messy, NOT cute and eat way too fucking much.

Stupid dog, stop barking and let me fap

>>4051432
>Cats aren't attention whores like dogs, and girls like them better.
>girls like them better.

lol. Ever gone out with a dog in public? INFINITE BITCHES

You're not going to get any girls with your cold-hearted, evil cat you keep at your house but only see once a week because it's off crawling on your shit and hiding.

>>>/a/29347324

>>4051449
Cats smell nice, smart, organized, <cute> and don't eat that much.

>>4051435
>Probably grew up with a single mother, which is why you're such a faggot no self esteem girly man who's afraid of receiving affection so he only gets pets that hate their owners.

Shit, it's true ;_;

The worst thing about having a dog is being unable to get food in peace, without the bastard blocking your way out of the kitchen until you push it away. Damn you, dogs.

>>4051463
>Cats smell nice
>Has lived in a house with 5 cats since birth and doesn't realize that it's the worst smell in the world for somebody who lives in a normal home.
>Wonders why girls don't like him

>>4051452
Like any of us go out looking for 3D sluts, moron.

>>4051449
Fuck you man, fuck you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM&feature=channel_page

>>4051473

Just give him some of your food you greedy fuck.

>>4051371
Dogs bark at people, but are really friendly when you get to know them. Cats, on the other hand, seem harmless, but scratch your face off.

Dogs - Tsundere
Cats - Yandere

>>4051490
But that would've made it even worse, what kind of advice is that!

>>4051452

I have gone out with my dog in public, it was an Alaskan Malamute so it attracted more women than you can even imagine.

Cat's are still better.

>>4051479
Are you fucking stupid? I don't have 5 cats, and mine smells like perfume. Fuck, I'm going to hug him right now.

>>4051503
>Cat's are still better.
>Cat's
>'s

>>4051505
>and mine smells like perfume.
Possibilities:
a) You're deluded, it smells like cats piss and vomit like every other cat
b) It has diabetes, which can cause cats to smell like apple pie.
c)You spray your cat with perfume and pretend it's your waifu.

I like both dogs and cats but dogs are stupid and need to be "taken out" which would require me to leave my room, whereas cats do their buisiness in the litter box you just need to change every few days.

Therefore Dogs < Cats

for those of us who are anti-social fuckups, normalfags go get dogs.

Cats encourage people to become furries, just like James Cameron's "Avatar". Dogs, however, are like a bro who will never leave you. If your dog smells, it's because you are a shit owner who probably shouldn't be taking of anything ever. Cat lovers... lol!

>>4051526

Oh yeah, I love keeping around a box full of shit and piss. Much better than having a doggy door and keeping all shit/piss outside, that would be terrible!

DURRR HURRRR I OWN PET A BUT NOT PET B THEREFORE A > B EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A MATTER OF PREFERENCE

Dogs are bro and will fight along side with you. Cats will fucking run when it sense danger and leave you fending for yourself.

Cats are pussies.

Cats are masters of taking it easy.
I want to be a cat.

>>4051540
Cats only need a litterbox when they're kittens.

>pets that aren't little girls

>>4051550
Cats are proud, much more proud than dogs.

>>4051525
Seriously, mine smells nice, he's neutered, so no piss or vomit. He's sleeping in my lap right now, he says you're a faggot.

>>4051548
I have a cat and 3 dogs, I fucking hate dogs.

Don't you guys hate it when you see someone pet a cat incorrectly? Cats make it so clear where they like it and where they don't, yet most cat owners still fuck it up. I, of course, haven't had a bitchy cat, ever, because I'm such a good master.

>>4051537
There are so many cat-shape furrytards out there. Fuck!

>>4051585
Depends on each cat, their personalities are extremely varied unlike dogs. Some won't tolerate you pet their bellies.

>>4051577
Nothing proud about being a flaky, distant mooch that only cares about itself.

People who like dogs are just puppets of modern-day consumerism who watched too many kids' dog movies as children.

>>4051604
>their personalities are extremely varied unlike dogs.
>I've never interacted with a dog in real life.

>>4051611
I have 3 dogs!

>>4051618

You must be one shitty owner then.

>>4051604
Yeah, mine hates it to be touched on his back, but loves it when you pet his belly and especially his head. It looks like he cringes when you touch his back, only a monster wouldn't notice.

Japanese dogs being cute.

>>4051526
I trained my dog to go outside and then come back in.

>>4051627
I'm a great owner, and what does that have to do with anything? at least come up with a valid argument, moron.

>>4051634
>OKLAHOMA

What island of Japanu is Oklahoma on?

CATS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!!

Cats are better because they don't wreck everything. They're graceful and shit.

Cats do things like maliciously shit in people's beds. They are evil. Dogs accidentally go on the carpet.

>>4051644
>what does that have to do with anything?

The fact that you don't know is proof enough that you're a shitty owner.

Cats are the perfect pet for you, no paying attention required. Sure they'll never be affectionate, likable, useful, or even show up other than to eat, but then again that's all cats.

>>4051634
That's not cute at all. Their faces make them look like ugly obese kids.

>>4051657
Haha what?

cats:
+low maintenance
+easier to handle
+soft fur texture
+cleaner
-depending on personality, cat can be really great or terrible
-hard to train to do things if they don't have an inclination
-don't 'need' you besides food.

dogs:
+can be trained to do many things
+actually 'need' you besides for food / stronger bond.
+tend to be more friendly (less variant on personality)
-need to be trained appropriately.
-need more care
-puppies are fucking terrible. you see that carpet in the op's pic? that's what puppies do.

both:
-shed everywhere
-smell
-brushing / coat maintenance depending on type of fur and length

overall, i like cats better, but only if they have a good personality. Most cats have shitty ones.

>>4051611
owned 11 cats, 6 dogs over lifetime, volunteered hundreds of hours at shelters.
many cats make really shitty pets.
almost all dogs can make decent pets, and most can be good pets.

>>4051658
I already said I'm a good owner, they are healthy, I bath them regularly and such.
But they are so fucking retarded.

Animals are shit.

>>4051661
Have you ever pissed off a cat? They do that when people that violate their territory. They start claiming your stuff as theirs. It happened to my mother when she was a child.

>>4051697
>>4051661
It's true. My cat did this all the time. He also liked to attack me while I tried to sleep, and also barf EXCLUSIVELY on my pillows.

I've owned dogs for as long as I can remember.

You Have to Train Them.
It takes a considerable amount of time for reinforcement of positive behaviors. People are lazy&stupid, so ill-trained, poorly cared for dogs are everywhere.
Don't blame a dog, blame the owner.
Also, dogs ARE bros. A dog that regards you as its master will automatically act as a competent guard dog.
Having a growling dog on a short leash has deterred several motherfuckers from coming too close on a late night.

>>4051697
Oh my, that reminds me of the time my mother had guests over and one of them treated the cat kinda roughly (and badly of course), and my cat destroyed the fucker's iPod. I was so proud of my cat.

A cat is a pet only if it's neutered, otherwise they're piss everywhere and all sorts of other bad things.

fuck cats and dogs.

parrots is where its at.
Loyal, cuddly, intelligent.
they can be trained to shit in the toilet!

>>4051714
Your cat sounds awesome. The most malicious thing my cat ever does is sleep on the stairs at night when the lights there are broken, I've fallen down the stairs because of that rascal at least 3 times, every time it happened it left me there on the floor laughing for a while.

>>4051739
Birds are too noisy. They are only good if you have a soundproof room.

My cat tries to talk to me, always responds to what I say and has different meows for each thing he wants, so I always know when he wants food or petting.
I really wish he could talk...

Cats > *
Here's proof.

Last night my cat woke me up at six in the morning by shoving her entire head into my open mouth. It was not a pleasant experience. I almost choked to death on my fucking cat.

>>4051739
Ok what?

>>4051739
Parrots are awesome speaking as an owner, except for
SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK SCREECK at least a good chunk of the day. Parrots are noisy as hell.

>>4051763
He obviously was trying to kill you, he must have had a good reason.

>>4051778
Well, I did forget to change the litter box for like a week straight. Maybe she wanted revenge.

My cats always sneaks on me when I ignore him, then I'm walking around and he jumps and kicks me in the back. Cats are ninjas.

My cat used to lie in wait for my mother in the living room, and our couch was pretty much next to the door that lead to the hallway, so everytime she came into the living room he jumped on her head, jumped off and ran away at lightning speed. It was fucking amazing.

>>4051760
This is great, good laugh

OH MY GOD I WANT A CAT ;_;

>>4051795
Yeah, that's awesome, they also can run horizontally on walls, then jump and land on your face.

1) cats are less domesticated.
2) less annoying than dogs
3) will hunt mice/vermin and bring you murder presents

Dogs are actually pets
You know, companions that hang around you.

Cats.. well fuck them.
They arent fine too.

>>4051808
Cats are more like assertive roommates than pets.

>>4051808
My cat is right here with me. He just wants me to pet him and steal my heat though, but it's still nice.

Cats piss all over everything. Dogs beg and act like they are starving whenever there is food around.

No pets for me please.

Dogs are always happy to see you

Cats would eat you if you died

>They're cuter, and as loyal as a 2D waifu
You will never have a dog waifu ;_;

But anyway, Cats > most dogs

Dogs are only good when they're actually useful; if I had a dog I'd want a German Shepherd or something (really any sheepdog is a good choice). I don't know why anyone would want a small yappy dog, hounds have the problem of baying at the moon and pissing off you and your neighbors at night (although basset hounds are pretty cool), big but useless dogs are just food vacuums.

I'll never understand why labs are so popular; shepherds are just as friendly to their owners, and actually protect them instead of trying to play with the guy breaking into your house.

I've never had a mean cat before. The one I have now is afraid of anyone except me and when people are around it sleeps on my clothes in front of my door, and when I open it it will jump on my bed and beg for huggings. It often sleeps next to me, too. It's adorable.

>>4051844

I've had a Beagle and a Basset Hound and neither barked at all. Hounds are god tier.

>>4051840
See
>>4051728

>>4051844
Shelties are god-tier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQVX8iGbgk

Marimo

Dogs are smarter.

Cats are useless moe~ though.

Dogs are filthy animals, but they are also stupid and loyal. Cats are also filthy, but to a lesser degree, and they are more intelligent and thus think for themselves more.

In the end, there's only one right choice.

>>4051877

Thinking for yourself =/= intelligence. Felines are dumb as shit, it doesn't take intelligence to have sharp teeth and claws.

Dogs are smart enough to realize the worth of having a pack. They can also be taught infinitely more, and can actually perform jobs.

Just because your cat acts like an aloof jackass doesn't mean it shares traits with the personified human aloof jackass, who tends to have higher intelligence than average.

Here /jp/ have a little dose of SEXINESS

>>4051877
Birds that cook their own dinner?

>>4051844
I wouldn't go for German Shepherds, since they come with all kinds of problems like hip problems and the like. A certain breed of Belgian Shepherds (don't know the English name for said breed, in Dutch they're called mechelse herders) would be my choice if I really wanted a shepherd.

>>4051901
Felines? Dumb? The fuck are you saying?

>>4051918
Yeah, I have one, just came from the vet. They have horrible deaths I've heard, poor him.

Had two cats. They were very self reliant and would only rub their bodies around my ankles to get food. They spend the day stalking around the house, stalking outside, and sleeping on my car or the TV. Never had problems with hairballs.

Had a couple of dogs. Some of they are smart, most are retarded who run around like idiots and keep getting in my way. And you won't like it when they have been outside after a rain. Still, they were fun guys.

My cat dropped dead in my backyard, and my dogs died of age.

I cried like a little girl when my cat died.

I have a cocker spaniel. The poor thing is an idiot, but he's cute and nice. He used to hate little girls though, because the people who had him before us pulled his tail and ears. In fact since we got him when I was 5, he snapped my cheeks ;_; Dad taught him that was unacceptable pretty quick

I love cats too though. I used to feet my old neighbors cats since his family took him away, and most of them were Tsundere towards me but they let me pet them after a while.

Short version? They both are messy as fuck if you don't train them, but they both are cute and rewarding, there is no reason to make it a fight.

>>4051843
In before a million photos of dogs eating dead people in warzones.

>>4052091
If you say so

I heard that cats smell bad. Dogs seem more friendly overall than cats.

/jp/ - /an/ ?

only faggots dislike dogs.
Dogs are bros, cats are whores and faggots.

I have only cats, and I like them a lot, but my friend has some dogs and they're really nice too.

Overall I guess it's just a preference. Both have their strong and weak points.

My cat only has 3 legs
Cripple moe~

Have you idiots forgotten?

;_;

>>4052436
;_;

>>4051371

This.

That's why I love Dogs. Because they are Yanderekko.

But I can't resist petting any cat I see at the streets.

>>4052450
Stray cats could have ringworms though.

>>4052436
THE CAT HAS DIED

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/

>>4052436

>>4051844
>>4051918
My grandmother had a German Shepperd. Her name was Greta. Whenever my grandmother would go on a long trip I would take care of Greta.

I love that dog, it was a sad, sad day when she had to be put down... ;_;

Dogs are cute but can be hard to control.

>>4052501
Why would you purposely kill a dog?

>>4052488
Cats are awesome

>>4052501
Old age is a bitch.

This is my cat. Adopted him from a local shelter when I realized I had been living completely alone for 1.5 years and missed at least talking AT something here. He's old and had been at the shelter for like 9 months because of it, so he's really affectionate. Attached to my lap.

But I also had a fantastic dog a couple years ago who we also adopted from a shelter, the dog had been abused. It was timid as hell but completely the most loving thing in the world. My parents put her down last year, I miss her.

>>4052524
meant to be directed towards>>4052519

Supposedly Bombay cats are like dogs in many ways and are affectionate. Are there any other types of cats that are like that as well?

>>4052553
God. Now I miss my old cat ;_;
He was a true bro, always sticking with me, listening to my rants, sitting on my lap all day watching me browsing /jp/ until his whole body just went all "fuck you I'm old, I'm gonna stop working now". It first took his eyes, he got pretty bad eyesight and was prone to light and then after some time his kidney gave up or was about to give up. That was the point where I decided to give him the rest he needs and put him to sleep.
He wasn't even scared of the vet or something like that, I guess he knew it was time for him. He was lying on that table, looking at me, giving me one last "meow" and then they injected the stuff.
One single tear came out.
Now I'm all alone again, but I salute you Oskar ;_;7

When my dog dies I will cry. I spend a lot of time wih the cats at the nursing home when I visit my grandmother, I don't think I'd mind having one.

<--------------------------- /an/ is that way

>>4052568
faggot. I'm going to find a stray cat, claim it, and fucking put it to sleep, tomorrow.

I like dogs. My mom says cats are evil.

I like cats. I want a pet that doesn't require my attention, less annoying, relatively quiet, and won't make me get out the house

>>4052774
Don't believe her!
She's a woman! Woman are evil anyway!
Would you trust a villain who's calling someone else the villain? I doubt it.

My friend's mom said this once, "You feed a cat and it thinks, 'Hey, I must be God!' You feed a dog and it thinks, 'Hey, you must be God!' "

>>4052804
I think it's more like:
Cat: "Fuck yeah food!"
Dog: "Fuck yeah food!"

Ever trained a cat to go for walks? Tough as shit to do, but well worth it for the attention you get.

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/

http://www.cracked.com/article/133_7-dogs-that-accomplished-more-than-we-ever-will/

http://www.cracked.com/article/122_6-insane-dog-behaviors-explained-by-evolution/

>>4052835
>>4052851

Huh, sorry to rain on your cat-hating, dog-worshipping party but Cracked is a satiric website. Do you also happen to get all your vital facts about the outer world from Something Awful?

>>4052863
There are sources for their humor that you can look up.

Besides, since when does something posted on cracked have -LESS- legitimacy than something posted on 4chan?

Cats die gracefully. Dogs will stick around long past their prime to constantly depress you every time you walk in the room.

I would know, for the past 3 years, since his twin sister died, my aunt and uncle have kept this fucking dog around that just sleeps in one spot, sheds, and groans whenever it struggles to stand. There's nothing particularly wrong with it, it's just really fucking old.

Cats and Dogs are both nice...

I have both
but then I'm a farmer in the arctic...

>>4052886

The fact that your family is heartless and cold to an animal that has tried to serve as a member of your pack(your family, but it understands you to be a pack) it's whole life and in return it is given no recognition at all is a sign that you are the ones with a problem.

No more pets for any of you.

>>4052886

Foor that matter, my friends adoped a cat that was 7 ears old, and it was old then, yaowled a lot, and was missing a few teeth.

It hung on for another 14 years, getting grumpier and more irritating as time went on.

Be it a cat or dog, I am not someone that should have pets.

Dogs make me uncomfortable and I couldn't have one as a pet although most of my friends like them, one has two german shepherds and my sister is getting a dog after she moves later in january.

If you have a dog you have to be strong and confident. You have to be a leader in order to let the dog be comfortable and healthy.
Without a pack leader dogs become nervous and neurotic which isn't good for anyone.

Cats are more for observing than having a relationship with. Kinda like having a cute fish that has a lot more opportunity to do hilarious things.

>>4053016
Great. Are all dogs like that? I want a dog sometime in the future but I'd hardly describe myself as a leader, strong or very confident.

remember that the Japs live in overcrowded areas where they can't have their dog going outside to shit or have the space to let German Sheperds and other faggot dogs run around. In overstuffed apartments people tend to have a low tolerance for noisy dogs when they they get home from work.

Cats can stay indoors 100%

>>4053130
Also when dogs get bored, a lot of times they start to bark which is a problem for the neighbors if the owner is at work or school.

>>4053061
Basically, yes. Dogs are pack animals which means they NEED to have a pack leader. Just like they need to eat and breathe. If you don't act that role either they'll be forced to take up the role of leader and protector of the pack or they'll become neurotic from the uncertainty.
Dogs can be wonderful pets but you need to fulfill their needs and they differ from a human's needs.

>>4053243
What does it mean for a dog to become neurotic?

GET OUT CANINE DEVS

>>4053263
Eating the carpet, pissing in your shoes, taking a dump in your lap. All the doggie goodness.

>>4053287
Oh. So basically become like a cat?

>>4053359
Dohoho

Why this thread resembles samurai vs knight faggotory?

Dogs are true bros.

>>4053452
Because all x vs y threads are the same thread with a few words swapped out.