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well ok

Always marry evil

Can I interest you fine gentlemen in some Squirrel Ass?
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>>40490926
>Calls you a pervert for ogling her porcelain skin and ivory scales in the shower (even though she insists on showering with you every day)
>Huffs your sweaty gym clothes like a horny little boxer thief whenever she does the laundry
>Routinely steals your shirts, jackets, and hoodies because "they're comfy!" and "they smell like you!" And "omigod I fucking love you soooo much let's go get coffee together <3"
>Squeals and moans like a schoolgirl when you grope her cute tail
>Reverts to Zipanese when you make love
>Describes the taste of your cum as 'Umami', autistically balances your diet for optimal taste
>Can be placated with a combination of fresh seafood and rough, animalistic mating in the missionary position
>Loves to go sight-seeing, will bring a camera and insist on taking 10,000 photos during the trip
>Loves tranquil hobbies like interior decorating, flower arranging, and WHOOPING YOUR LILLY-WHITE GAIJIN ASS at Super Slut Fighter 15 I
(It's not fair she always pics Sally Mander and spams her Flameheart Ultra)

I WANT TO smooch A LITTLE MONSTER GIRL.

>>40491114
>autistically balances your diet for optimal taste
dang, getting minmaxed by your wife sounds kinda hot

REAL
GOTE
HOURS

>>40491105
Nah, I'm too boring for evil girls.

>>40491150
gote hours are now

>>40491135
vampires frequently do this for blood quality

>Want to be intimate with other women
>Wife is cool with it
> Any attempt is immediately followed by images of wife's sad face flooding thoughts
> Always kills the mood, can't get it up

Anyone else here accidentally get married/become monogamous?

>>40491105
friendzone evil.

Local vampire is coerced by her husband to wear embarrassing outfits.

>>40491181
that's how you get super evils

Jabber-sama is beach body ready!

>>40491185
hope her dhampir daughter doesn't find those photos

>>40491181
i foresee no consequences

>>40491114
>Has cute perky tits that she's self-conscious about (her Mom and 4 sisters are all tittymonsters)
>Refuses to let you eat alone, insists on feeding you, eating some of your food, or just cuddling you and chatting your ear off while you eat
>Doesn't understand why you need to leave her to go to work, pushes you to get a remote work job
>If and when you do get a remote work job she will dress like a typical Office Lady and spend all day furiously sucking you dry under your desk until you eventually ban her from your home office during business hours
>Will be despondent for the first 15 minutes because 'you don't love her anymore' before realizing that a truly devoted housewife/secretary/slutty white sex snek would provide her big strong studmuffin with a snack to energize him for the workday
>Will bring you homemade, healthy snacks during your breaks
>Loves to hear you read out loud to her, will beg you to read her "Musashi and the Moon Princess" for the 400 millionth time
>Loves to go with you to the little coffee shop nearby, always gets a sugary confection disguised as coffee, is a happy, cheery-hearted maiden when she has her caffeine buzz on
>Has a not-so-friendly rivalry with an older Blue Oni who lives nearby, on account of the two of you chatting once in the checkout line of the Succ-U-Mart and her FAT, FLABBY BLUE MILK-SACKS being 3 times the size of her own

>>40491131
Can I have a grown-up Alice that wakes up everyday in with a huge crush on me?

Yeti loves you!

>>40491238
Are you sure?

>>40491135
I know all girls love essence, but I feel like Hebis would be total sluts for sashimi and if you take her out for good seafood she'd be sure to make it worth your while

>>40491236
why not houri?

>>40491276
Sure, but grown-up Alice would be super cute

...

Big girls with big ___?

>>40491211
Would happily show it too her. Get her all flustered and huffy but still happy that we can have some bonding time together.

>>40491338
wombs

>>40491368
Lewd

>>40491338
big ages

>>40491105
>Imagine her slutty mind broken expression while she's bouncing up and down on your cock after cumming 4 times already
>Drunk on red wine, heels pinned behind her ears, begging and moaning for mercy while you pound her senseless
>Promising to renounce evil, abdicate her throne, make you Dark Lord in her place, anything to keep you from breaking her and turning her into your wanton little cock-toy and bed-wench
>Her slutty, impudent underlings cowering behind the doorframe, knowing they're next and hoping their athletic bodies and unholy lusts will let them keep up with their mistress.

Evil Monsters are built for Maledom, enslavement, and turning into wholesome wives and mothers of future heroes

"You're a slave to history. Even after the Calamity. you and your ilk fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people... You solely are responsible for this."

"What do yo have to show for yourself, Anon? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the world will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up."

"You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this outcome!"

"I am Polovean! You think I take joy in fighting in my homeland!? Fighting my own people!? If you never showed up, I never would have lost everything I have."

"I should have defeated you when I had the chance. Just think! How many have you felled, Anon!?"

"If I had beaten you over Dark Rock, this war would have been over by now. It was a mistake. I intend to correct that. You know, they used to call me obsessed over you. Now, they call me their solution."

"Its me and you now. No distractions. No wingmen or comic relief side-characters. No war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best fighter. Every safety is coming off. No second chances."

"Anon. You use the name of a dead celebrity, but what do you have fame over? The irrelevant? To be edgy and contrarian? The monstergirls and our demon lord is fighting for peace and love in this world and you are denying so many people and lives of that!"

"The people of the lands afflicted by this war and you and your ilk's actions. Do you know what you have taken from them?! Their homes! And for what!?!? To secede from the world, to remain 'pure' and 'human!?' What? You think you can fight this war again in fifty years time as you and your ilk eventually grow old, withered and decrepit!? Do you really think History will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here!"

"How does it feel to not have a country? To no have borders to define yourself against the world? How does it feel to not have ANY loved ones!?"

"Monstergirl-kind and our demon lord is building a new reality for mankind to be in peace and be loved! Our chance to be in a prosperous loving world! And this is how you've dealt with it!?!?"

"This is my Home! Here we are, fighting for Polove's Soul. This is the deal you made, right!?"

"What happens when you shoot me down!? Can you even think!? What will you return to!? Who will be your special girl or loving wife you will return to!? Where will you go!? We all know how this ends! So go ahead, shoot me down and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!"

"The rest of the New World and New Reality and even the demon lord herself will try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

>>40491388
>abdicate her throne, make you Dark Lord in her place
What is your first decree as the new Dark Lord Anon?

>>40491388
It’s better when it’s a dense Anon and an ancient evil waifu. The comedy of her trying to not show her husband her evil organization and henchwomen is absolutely amazing!

I want to worship a shirohebi.

I really hope the mods get rid of that fag.

>>40491407
Outlaw NTR, Guroporn, "Romance" stories that glorify cheating, and make it law that tragic love stories are to be re-written to be wholesomely romantic with little to no drama.

>>40491210
cuyte

I finally slept with a pudgy 8ft tall creepy yandere hag hellhound, and let me just it was amazing in koikatsu tho

>>40491407
I begin funding a project designed to capture monsters like Holsts and Kobolds from peaceful, idyllic level 1 zones and corrupt them into Miniboss characters with a slavering need to defeat and rape the innocent and pure-hearted heroes they will send against me.

Also I get some of my bros to go as well-dressed, charismatic boss characters with relatable motives and backstory and unique movesets to handle any uppity Princess Knight types.

>>40491421
>ancient evil waifu has an evil meeting with her henchman
>anon busts in with tea and snacks for his wife's "social club"
>wife glares at her henchman to stay quiet while anon passes out tea and cakes
>anon presents his wife with a special cake that has a heart on it
>gives her a big smooch on the cheek and happily goes off to leave the ladies to their "knitting"
>the room is silent as everyone eats the snacks while trying to ignore the blushing and heart pupil ancient evil

I know a WHFxMGE guy used this image, but I did found and saved it from pixiv. So ignoring the WHFxMGE record with pic related.

What are these high elf officers thinking of?

>>40491469
level 1 zones are already hard enough. have you seen that werecat?

>>40491407
fuck taxes, everyone gets to own the latest rapeinator 9000, all monster drugs are legal, hags get first dibs, and Anons can train without getting ambushed and get past level 1. Also gonna be an underground arena between monsters and humans

>>40491421
I like that too, but there's something about cocky, oujo-sama evil girls that demands a thorough installs 2koma.

Plus, think how cute it will be to see the proud and regal Dark Lord crawling around heavily pregnant and chained to your throne, blushing as her former allies greet you, the new Dark Lord™ and swear fealty while trying not to stare and knowing they will join her if they fail you.

>>40491496
Gonna actually do anything other than spam gachashit images?

>>40491338
bigness

>>40491481
>Level 1 we're at infatuated with local boy
>Kidnapped by a horse of the Dark Lord's P'Orcs
>Filthy pigs force-feed her Dark Mana-infused tuna, Lilim Milk, and Demon Catnip until she is corrupted beyond saving (i.e. she has red eyes now and her voice is low and seductive)
>Now her thoughts of Anon from the idyllic life she once lived occupy her every waking moment
>Her uncontrollable lusts make her the perfect inquisitor, corrupting innocent maidens and overseeing the feeding of male Heroes to pits of Orcs, Ghouls, Vampire Mosquitos, and slimes
>her skintight latex battle suit and leather jacket marks her as a high-level commander, and her personal flag (tuna fish skeleton on a red background) is enough to terrify villages into submission
>Dreams of nothing more than getting her wicked little paws on Anon the Hero and letting him pound her si--ahem, defeating and making him her personal servant forever!

>happy couple in the demon realm
>hes actually unemployed though...

>>40491480
Their gonna stuff you in a tank with 4 foxes

>>40491397
Wait hold up I don't check that board often, but didn't you mongoloids resurrect your thread on /tg/?

>>40491495
>Lonely Dark Lord™ hates humans because they're 'beneath her' (has a library of Forbidden Love smut)
>Vows to destroy every neighboring human kingdom
>Her minions shrug and go along because hey, free husbands
>Human anti-hero defeats the Dark Lord and enslaves her as his personal pleasure slave
>Virgin Dark Lord literally cannot handle the pleasure of Anon's average cock and stamina, only gets worse as he incubizes
>Her smut collection was entirely softcore lovey-dovey romance, so she has to be taught how to properly pleasure a cock
>Not naturally submissive, just utterly broken to pleasure, trembles in fear and anticipation whenever Anon gives her a command
>Whenever she starts recovering herself a bit and showing her independent streak, Anon ties her to the bed and wrings another half-dozen orgasms from her
>Occasionally Anon brings her former subordinates to bed as a reward for loyalty or a punishment for failure, the Dark Lord is forced to watch and schlick herself silly as Anon breaks them too
>Eventually the fallen Dark Lord embraces her fate as Anon's new brood mare/pleasure slave/pet, and seeks only to one day deliver as much pleasure to him as he does to her every night

How safe is it to be a slave to a monstergirl? Are they typically more merciful and kind?

>>40491210
This is a photoshopped picture, Jabber-sama is definitely not beach body ready

>>40491732
>creatures that run on your spunk AND love
I'm sure it's horrible and totally not rebranded marriage with more kinky play.

I haven't seen many Bogies lately, are they out there taking advantage of the recent "Clussy Fever"?

>>40491135
>entire forums dedicated to cum-maxing
>taste, texture, mana content, and frequency have all been refined into a perfect science
>have to wait for your wife to measure out exactly 6g of pineapple per kilogram of your body weight
>jacks you off into a glass so she can post it for the other girls
I swear I'm going to drop our wifi package if she keeps this up

>Keep calling Ms. Ryu everyday
>Ask her for snow
>Says I live in the desert kingdom and out of her jurisdiction
>And she couldn’t do it even if she wanted to
>But what if you wanted to?
>Blocks my phone number
Why are Ryus so mean?

You wouldnt fall for such obvious bait, would you?

>>40491833
only if she promises that she'll kill me after she's done

>>40491833
No, I have trust issues so I'd never fall for a monster's trap

I will say it again for those who did not see previous thread. It is embarrassing that there are some human villainesses out there that managed to look far more beautiful, sexier and prettier than most monstergirls. Come on monstergirls, get good and prettier.

>>40491110
Pound her ass while overdosing on the fluff

>>40491876
What monstergirl would she turn in to? We know one of her colleagues maybe a Gremlin carried around with an old-school golem. And her other dead colleague was a fire and frost combo dark mage.

>>40491876
Stop wasting image cap with your off-topic garbage

Oh nice, this faggot is replying to himself now.

This innocent girl will be your guardian angel/little sister from now on, use her wisely.

>>40491963
>Little sister
>Is easily a foot taller than you, slim, brown, athletic, loves to wear slit dresses or daisy dukes
>Has the pure heart of a guardian angel

Based, they say every time a bell rings an angel gets her wings, do church bells count?

>>40491963
Is that bicycle shot a reference to Frivolous Lola?

>>40491957
>now
always did

>Walk by your roommate doing the laundry
>....wait a second, you don't have a roommate

>>40491247
Positive

Whoevers the owner of the mega folder, left your encryption on

Yeah, now that you mention it, how long has this Gremlin been crashing at my place?

>>40491708
They try to revive it every few months but their autism inevitably kills it again in a day or two.

Post your most suggestive hellhound pics please!

>>40492136
I see that there is actually a combined Lewd RPG General now, even incorporated their old thread in its OP. But I guess being annoying shitstains here is more fun than taking their autism to the appropriate place for it.

>>40492267

I've sent over bad romance anime for the monsters to watch so try to avoid walking near walls or this is going to happen to you

>>40492061
>of course I don't.
>it's my beloved wife that I've loved all my life
>how clumsy of me to take her for my roommate like that

>>40491105
THE EVIL WOMAN
https://youtu.be/nxz1DuVaRr8
would she like that song?

Kot Tok

How do I repair an ancient, magical seal?
Respond quickly it's a time sensitive matter

>>40492407
How can I forget the classic Romance Anime of Thunderwan The Destroyer.

>masturbates in your bed to mark it

>>40492607
how many times, woman!? I told you a hundred times, your pussy juices belong in my stomach!

SEX
E
X

>>40492550
>sleep paralisis demon sucks your dick and calls you a scared pussy

>>40492619
>Get home from work because beast wife going into heat
>Snail Trails Everywhere, the couch, every single chair and somehow on the large sliding glass door
>Wife no where in sight, get to the bedroom and you are greeted by the sight her of scooting across and she simply states you should have taken a sick day if you didn't want everything marked.

>>40492607
>come home
>shower drain is clogged with hur
>burger patties you prepared for today are gone
>bed is damp and reeks of fox
>but still no fox to be found anywhere
>this is the 10th time this month
fucking sneaky furball, she's going to regret it when I catch her

>>40492556
sorry bud, but sealing is illegal now. also, unsealing a fox counts as a marriage proposal. ya know, ancient fox tradition and stuff. so congratulations, i guess.

>>40492621
Would the child of a dragon zombie be a normal dragon or a zombie one?

>>40492685
Man locksmiths must make fortune sith how much men need to change locks

>>40492704
Hold on a second, I didn't even unseal the fox, it just broke from old age.
I wasn't even informed I was moving onto land that contained a sealed fox

>>40492763
undead is a race, so they would be another zombie dragon

>>40492794
You entering the room changed pressure and temperature, causing the last microstrand to break apart, therefore you are guilty. No, her peeling it off almost entirely doesn't count, because she didn't technically break it.

>>40492794
then you're fine and unmarried for now, however, as the home owner you're obliged to offer her permanent residence as she reintegrates with society. and no, moving wont save you, shes your responsibility now.

>>40492794
thats what they all say kid.
truth is you should buy a rose gold ring with a ruby on it, instead of white gold with diamond, those ancient calamity foxes just love the color red.

>>40492959
is that a whale girl?

>>40493096
Yes

>>40493114
I want to lick and molest those two tendrils around her face, they must be squishy and pleasantly wet.

>>40492886
Which is a bit confusing in the case of dragon zombies but I don't think KC has any other example of monster becoming undead even though it seems possible.
I just think he didn't think it through

>>40493334
well default undead is human, but other monsters can become undead too, my headcanon at least, though im pretty sure he said other types of monsters can be undead as well, along with being parasitized by slime or cursed swords

>>40493382
The cursed sword waifu giving birth to little swords problem.

>>40493419
i would assume its a succubi with a sword attached to it already

>>40493419
Your daughter comes out strapped with a knife, df style.

>Scammed the dumbest wurm alive
>Promised to be a loving husband if she marries me
>I don’t even love her at all
>I adore her
>What a dummy

>>40493757
kek, dumb snake

I like to think that minos aren't actually dumb at all. That they're actually quite intelligent. It's just they put zero effort into anything that doesn't interest them. And since all they like to do is sleep, eat, fight, and fuck, that's what they're good at.

They can cook the best meaty foods. They're expert warriors and can teach refined fighting techniques that center around brute force and throwing around heavy weight. And they can cuddle and pleasure a man like it's nobody's business.

They have no need for refined speech, math, fashion, salads, ranged weapons, or silly concepts like money or property.

She attracts a mate by appearing to be sleeping, and when they step too close to the loot, she grabs them and forces them into a strong, yet comfy, snuggle hug while she finishes her nap. Then the lewd begins once she wakes.

Also, almost every minotaur will shit on you for using knifes and swords. Axes, hammers, and maces are the weapons of choice. Preferably two-handed weapons. You will get made fun of for using a one-handed axe or mace for being a weakling, but she still respects the weapon choice. Two-handed axes and hammers, that's what she loves

>>40493878
Sorry lady, i use a gun
going in melee is for meatheads

>>40492763
A normal dragon baby i guess?

>>40493919
>Gun
And that's why you got raped unconscious by a level 1 slime.

Melee reigns supreme. Dump all points into strength and endurance

>>40493878
>when they step too close to the loot
This is why every adventurer should learn some kind of telekinesis spell

>>40493956
Haha, just be careful not to "accidentally" slip up and target her chains.

>>40491105
>mmed the dumbest wurm alive
>>Promised to be a loving husband if she marries me
>>I don’t even love her at all
>>I adore her
>>What a dummy
I wanna marry an evil lich that hates all life.
Except me, she would kill (well, turn into undeads really) anyone who would harm me.

>ancient fox hag decides to play videogames with her husband
>eventually they get to terraria
>she picks up a metal detector
>it always says "fossil detected nearby"

>>40493878
>melee
I will tell you what i told my former dragon knight companion...melee is worthless and you get in the way instead of helping me
Guns>melee

>>40493919
>>40494012
>Mino weilds a canon like it's a shotgun

>>40494012
See >>40493947

>>40493947
>get isekai'd into MGE
>easy peasy i got a gun, no unwanted wife for me
>shoot lvl 1 slime
>bullet just plonks in there doing 0 damage but aggroing the slime
Well then

>>40493878
I want to visit the Minotaur city of Minos and continue the tradition of teasing the guards, just like the Anubis' in Egypt.

>>40493947
>using weapons at all.
nah let me tell ya how it is, ya dump EVERYTHING into agility.
you can outrun everything. even a sandworm.

>>40494081
You need to be max level to outrun a sandworm

>>40494081
>running instead of fighting/shooting
Pathetic

>>40494081
I bet Minotaurs have lewd fantasies about overpowering Dex-build Anons, holding them tight while they try to escape her grip, riding them senseless, then raising beautiful DEX/STR children together.

>>40494049
Imagine having diplomatic immunity when visiting, could grab any Minotaur boobs you want, help yourself to fresh milk.

Small INT/WIS men belong to big STR monsters

WHM Wurm

>>40494081
Running uses stamina, not agility.

>>40494168
Going to rock his cute little nerd world.

>>40494166
>diplomatic immunity
Sucking on mino breasts is not a crime though, it's an official and legally binding marriage proposal.
Diplomatic immunity won't stop your new wife from carrying you off to your new home and starting your honeyMOOn

>>40494168
So gun users aka doomguy wannabes belong to demons?

>>40494049
I'm interested in the Mino princess.

>>40494227
Oh no.

>>40494168
What about DEX or Faith men?

>>40494202
Wee hates emu?

>>40491077

>>40494293
The ultimate tomboy

Im going to train to be the strongest creature alive and just use my bare fists in MGE, as well as get creepy monsters as my wives
>>40494202
wurms are the best girl

Okay, here's the deal. You're gonna get to cuddle with a monster for an hour. No sex. Just wholesome cuddling. At least for that hour. After that hour, you'll get to decide whether to pursue something more intimate or just go your separate ways and look for true love elsewhere.

Here're the monsters available:
>Beelzebub (Slender, young adult physique)
>Lizardman (Semi-muscular physique)
>Sandworm (Well-endowed physique)
>Scylla (Exotic | Average physique)
For some reason, this baphomet volunteered out of nowhere, but she's available as well:
>Runya Runya (Loli physique)

So who you gonna cuddle with, anon?
Will you pursue further relations, or will you just enjoy the experience and move on?

>>40494081
Little monk…

>>40494416
Scylla sounds nice
I'd rather a Kraken but you take what you can get

>>40494032
Of course you'll want it, because all monsters mindbreak men into loving them no matter what they look like.
It's in the book I checked.
You think slimes are horrifying? Slugs, insects? Not for much longer.
>, one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful. Other than that, one's sense of time and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters.
The guide also has a bit about how art flourishes among monsters, which I like.

>>40494309
White Mage. Final Fantasy. Come on anon, this is basic vidya knowledge, can't you recognize the dress?

>>40494416
Beezles don't get enough love. I'll cuddle her

>>40494416
Runya runya is a hard sell because I don't care for writing and don't want a magiclet.

>>40494416
Lizardman has the best physique and I think would be the best for a relationship afterwards. Scylla wins if it's just cuddling, but I would be more than fine with her as a girlfriend.

Im going to make a burg shop that runs itself in MGE why? Cause monsters need to learn of the taste of the burger and fries

>>40494528
Wasn't there a burger in Dragonia? I'd try my luck with pizzeria cause I don't think pizza was confirmed.

how do you keep an mg from doing something
drastic ?

>>40494586
Would you put pineapple on pizza?

>>40491238
Yakutsk Yetis have free access to cuddling whenever they want, no one bats an eye because it's so cold and their eyes are frozen

>>40494416
I don't understand the question, why is there only one option?

>>40494609
I wanted to spread the word about pizza, not start a war.

>>40494586
its more like a falafel sandwich

>>40494462
I never played any Final Fantasy. All my knowledge of that series is limited to Kingdom Hearts 1.

>>40494625
fluffy paws

>>40494586
I'd do quesadillas

>>40491077

>>40494639
But I want a war because someone served pineapple on pizza with pepperoni

The only monsters that can compete with dormouse for best smelling (and tasting) monster would be sugar cane/beet alraunes and fruit alraunes.

Dormouse has the upper hand though since they're more mobile, and you don't need to live outside.
Dormouse is unbeatable if she lives outside Wonderland.

Still, I think dormouse is severely underrated. Definitely top tier cuddle material
>Big enough to keep the bed warm
>Small enough to not take up much space
>Heavy sleeper, won't get upset if you toss and turn
>Fuzzy ears and tail to molest until you fall asleep
They definitely give yetis a run for their money

>>40494937

>>40494937
>he forgot about trolls

you know with the competition for limited amount of men mgs probably have slurs for different species

>>40494937
I would consider a large one.

>>40494997
I want to hear what they would call each other

I want to live in the Scotland of wonderland

Do Shrooms, anon

>>40495198
god no

>>40495227
why?

>>40495233
fungus creeps me out

>>40495240
but why? They wont do you any harm

>>40495247
hatters are pretty mild on the "shroom monster" scale

What are they talking about?

>>40495339
probably just baaing

>>40495288
How about the bouncing shrooms?

>>40491131
I want to kiss AND fuck little monster girls.

I believe in dragon supremacy

>>40495389
no

>>40495405
Any objections or arguments?

>>40495389
dragons are fat and old

>>40495389
>>40495440
also smell, are haughty for no reason, run out of breath in a foot race with in 10 secs, call me a little boy and are fat

>>40494306
Faith get demons

>>40495434
they smell and are often fat

>>40495465
>>40495458
>>40495440
Lies and propaganda

>>40495485
It's true, Dragons are fat and smelly. You can smell one from a mile away since they stay in their caves watching their hoard, like the hikkineets they are

>>40495547
I know it would hurt and realistically I wouldn't want it, but any time I see a martial artist monster like this part of my brain instinctually desires to have her beat my ass

I want to see the dragonia branch of the church of our milky lady

>>40495547
Whenever I see a martial arts monster. I want to train and fight each other until we are the best in the whole world then turn our last match into how we made the next generation of fighters

>>40495575
she just knocks your hp bar down a little bit. i'm sure it's fine

>An ancient evil awakens

>>40495622
She should go back to sleep, breakfast won't be ready for a while yet

best monster to be a living daki for?

>>40495654
Oni

>>40495622
>She finds (you) and draws many doujins of her and (you)
>And many monsters read those doujins so when they look at you, they pervertedly giggle

>>40495654
every snake

>>40495676
Anon what the fuck

>>40495685
So you wouldnt want a monster to make doujins about you?

>>40495677
Bunyips in particular

>>40495654
bogey

>>40495654
Jinko

>>40495694
Why is that anon?
>>40495695
that just sounds weird,i wouldnt be prepared

>>40495716
its either that or a one to one replica of you as a completely realstic love

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

>love comics from both east and west
>sometimes spend hours of my day looking at artists drawing on the youtubes
>the only thing that actually makes me want to learn to draw myself though is porn
Art Fairies don't judge, right? They'll still teach you, right?

>>40495733
>shes the good cop, Bogies the bad cop

>>40495716
Look at her. You would be literally surrounded by white fluff. Bunyips are the best cuddlers, no contest.

>>40495743
Bro, She would help you just to be able draw porn, they love drawing porn

whats the theme song to mge?

>>40495767
you fucking your wiife to a beat

>>40495776
>Bicorn listening to a 10 hour loop of you fucking your other wife to a song
>"Damn, this song is fire"

>>40495787
>bicorn music making wife making songs using sounds from you fucking your other wife

>>40495745
pregnant bunyips must be a handful

>>40495796
>"Hubby, we need to get you a amazoness wife. We need more base."

>>40495767
>>40495776
This
https://youtu.be/f7LhiQVmJG8
But it's cheeks clapping and pelvises breaking

>>40495809
>amazon enters hubby's room thinking she scored
>room is filled with recording equipment with bicorn ready to start recording

>>40495809
>newest album release in the bicorn beats genre
>pregnant sex
>more base, belly drum taps, sloshing titties

>>40495834
but she did scored,didnt she?

>>40495820
>the yell from you getting pelvis broken by a big jabberwock is used as the bass drop and the sound of you grunting is used as the counter melody for the melody made from you moaning while getting molested by a big fat tentacle monster girl

>>40494606
squish them routinely

>>40494606
Impregnation should keep them mellow for a few months,instead they will focus all their attention to you

>>40495846
yes but she also only scored 7/10 on review sites

>>40495845
>the next album, Cow
>Many moos, many sloshy tits, many sounds made from milk drinking/ milk hitting things at a high pressure

>>40495653
>An ancient evil goes back to bed

look at jabberwock chan and tell me she aint cute

>>40495907
Her curvy body scares me

>>40495907
she is...rotund

>>40495923
fuck you anon that made me chuckle

>>40495733
i like her too tiny jacket a lot

>>40495907
poor bikini is gonna snap and smack anon in the face

>>40495886
Solo albums when?

>>40495937
>wet raiju noises
well she is the expert at solo play

>>40495111
Pretty landscapes, lots of rain? Me too. I unfortunately live in normal scotland.

>>40495907
Looks chubby

Going to Zipangu as a tourist and getting stalked all the way to your home country by a shirohebi!

>>40495976
Snek on a plane?

>>40495976
i want to take refuge in a barricaded shack while lusty shirohebis tear at loose planks trying to get inside

>>40495976
>getting a free complimentary hebi
brb booking a flight to zipangu

>>40495989
she will tear the entire wall off in seconds

>>40495935
and why is that bad?
>>40495957
Shes just big boned but still cute!

>>40496020
that's a lot of Love Power

>>40495907
She'll be cuter after a plushification potion from the local tanuki

>>40495923
and very soft

>>40496071
so she becomes part bogey?

>>40496038
Baby crazy lonely monsters are a force to be reckoned with

>>40495989
>seeing flashes of alabaster-white scales through the cracks in the walls
>hearing slithering all around you, the cracking and splintering wood, and their whispered promises of what they're going to do to you
>having absolutely no way out
hebis are frightening

>>40494586

>>40496112
Its all spicy isnt it

>>40496119
plausible

>>40496112
burgs are good dragon bait

>>40496112
I wonder, can you get fresh dragon milk in any restaurant or dragon kefir from an undead dragon running a resturant?

Gonna call a dragon knight a pervert because she only saves men to get in their pants.

>>40496164
Its a very effective tactic,i would drop my pants if a dragon saved me

>>40496164
>it was anon running away from a demonrealm scorpion
still counts i guess

>>40496150
>uaing burgs to luring dragons into your home
>using them to domesticate a wild dragon

Date the kiki hag.

>>40496204
I will, but she keeps telling Im too young for her which leads me into giving her hunch for a week, I will try agin dressed in my finest suit

>>40496217
She is pretty desperate to have a man move into her estate though.

>>40496219
So i should just break in and declare myself the new master of the house then?

>>40496112
>Dragon size is recommended for our couples
I want my wife's thighs to come in dragon size.

>>40496231
You could just do the normal romance path you know.

>>40496245
it's a little boring

>>40491719
nice

>>40496245
but it wouldnt be as fun for both me and her, I want to be that ruffian, that street urchin that unwashed peasant that this noble kiki falls for, and just as quick as I break in, I give her a good frenching that leaves her unable to move then run leaving a note when Im going to come next

>>40496257
Don't scare her though

>>40496112
>buy your holstaur some dragonfire grass to try
>observe results

Is that a dare?

>>40496267
eh, she knows martial arts and stuff. any would-be robber gets bodied and tied to a chair for some intensive corrective master training

>>40496267
thats a perfect kiki, just perfect
>>40496268
>Watch holst-chan drink her own milk vigorously

>>40496267
Just imagine this is your maid/wetnurse from when you were a kid

>>40496284
>tied to a chair for some intensive corrective master training
Imagine the demon silver laced glove handjobs

>>40496309
You'd be a very healthy child

>>40496346
By thats do you mean fat?

>>40496316
>her horns clonk on the door frames every time
Silly gote

>>40496327
>kiki's been going at it for hours
>beg her to stop
>you didn't say it with enough authority; she isn't convinced
this master stuff is harder than it looks

>>40496346
not only that, no other girl would ever catch your eye, always trying to drink that milk again
>>40496349
all monster milk will build tons of muscle

>>40496351
>her hips clonk the doorway every time
now we're talking

>>40496377
She getting quite embarrassed everytime her fat ass gets stuck in the doorway

>>40496084
>Turning whoever drinks it into a lifesized plush doll compelled to find and cuddle their partner into submission
More or less

>>40496415
fumo bogey when

>>40496415
i'd give one to a manticore. you know, as a prank

>>40496415
do they get button eyes?

>>40496395
Or her massive tits
Or fat tail
Gosh, doors are not made for monstergirls

>Dragon wife cooks you a delicious burger
>All she made for herself is a sad looking salad
>She's worried about ruining her abs that you love so much
Always remember to be thankful to your /fit/ dragon.

>>40496170
>Dragon knight saves anon
>Before she can even start her monolog about how you can replay her by having sex with her you already have your pants off
>She still tries to have the whole speech while stammering and unable to take her eyes off your dick

>>40496425
>plastic spines bounce harmlessly off you
oh how the turn tables

>>40496425
make sure she doesn't prank you with one once it wears off

>>40496267
that kiki needs to start childbearing ASAP

>>40496453
nah, I'd make sure she dont got abs

>>40496453
But she needs nutrients, not starvation.

>>40496473
>every time she squeezes you all you say is "i love you"
does this break the manticore?

>>40496453
I'lll have the abs, my dragon can be soft and pudgy

>>40496477
>>40496492
Pudgy dragons are bad,
The soft belly and love handles make them lose their fierce aura, their domineering presence and they regal looks.

>>40496478
Don't worry, she's drinking plenty of special protein shakes.

>>40496453
Listen, she needs to either be big and soft or big and bulky with muscle or some combination.
So its time to get minomilk in her diet and increase that intake.

I want fox milk.

>>40496509
>their regal looks
the nobility have the chance of being pudgy compared to the poor workimg peasnts of the field, so they will look exra regal with pudge, and they can dominate rooms by eating the most

>>40496453
I prefer she gets buff, so she needs the protein.

>>40496453
>eating a salad
>as if she was a cow
>and she has such sad titties doe one
>And her tail is tinyy and skinny
Donate to the dragon feeding organization to prevent sad dragons with small tits and tiny weak tails, toady. Every 60 secs, a dragon gets called a tailet

>>40496540
I want chromatic aberration to die.

>>40496540
>>40496592
>last captured frame from helmet camera of UN expeditionary forces member sent through the portal

>>40496592
Pet of the Yakumo's

Hey anon
Hey anon
HEY ANON, WHAT DID I ASK YOU?

>>40496620
You asked me what you asked me.

>>40495622
What about non ancient evil girls?

>>40496628
>Anon was milked by the haku in front of the whole class for being a smart ass

>>40496620
They were called Minutemaids because that's how long it took for them to extract juice from a freshly stiffened stem.

I love tittymonsters.

>>40496453
thank you /fit/ dragon although starvation shouldn't be needed with mamono mana

>>40496612
i want to see the wonderland found footage

>>40496651
>Anon was left outside tied to a pole, naked and slathered in honey and candy for being offtopic for the bugs

>>40496689
i see lots of soldiers being made into shotas

I'm so warped mentally by years of consuming dating/relationship blackpills dissolved in a soup of three-letter or just implicitly misogynistic hentai, I can't help but feel paranoia and disbelief even when reading comfy shorts by local writefags. Fucking kill me.

>>40496689
>just a close up of soaked pink bird crotch

>>40496689
You fool.
The footage itself acts as a portal.

>>40496736
i wanna go there to see what type of food they got

Orgasming whenever lilim wife rubs her tail against your body while walking past you!

>>40494609
Taste minmaxxers are going to order "Hawaiian" for their Husbandos

>>40496689
>last soldier hyperventilating in a cave
>pink blurs from rustling bushes
>disembodied purple ass
>a man facedown in pajama rat tea
>some legs sticking out of an oversized eggshell
>they were all picked off
>he can still hear their screams and moans in his head
>he feels a tug on his sleeve
>from behind a little girls voice says "hey mister"
the footage ends here

>>40496354
I imagine kiki meidos are god tier at handjobs in general.

>>40496886
Prostate milking.

>>40496316
She looks like she rapes men

>>40496899
Anon, that’s gay, ya know

>>40494416
^this is a good prompt--it has an interesting and varied group of Monstergirls from outside Thread Meta, and an interesting and thought-provoking scenario.

It would be a tough sell since I love Scylla's and Lizzie's both. Not sure what a Beezle Bug Hug would feel like, but provided she doesn't insist on eating in the bed I guess she'd be nice too.

I guess I gotta go with Thicc Sandworm, although since I assume the Sandworm would involve cuddling inside her mouth, it might be hard to extricate yourself afterward.

>>40496905
that's a harmful stereotype

>>40496899
I prefer to be milked by her ussy

>>40496911
How.

>>40496918
I wish to have sickly sweet romance with this succ

>>40496922
>that smile
>those hand movements
Oh no!

>>40496922
Anything up the butt that ain’t a prostate exam is

>>40496922
>that smile
>those hand movements
Oh yes!

>>40496260
Thanks, I know most anons here are femdom but every once in a while haughty Monstergirls deserve to have the tables turned
>>40496918
>Love-Detective Succ is going to solve the mystery of which girl Anon likes if it's the last thing she does!

>>40497057
i aint, I like both dominating and being dominated

>>40491077

>>40497077
this was posted twice, but still. wurmy is a cutey

>>40497057
>you shook off a full blast charm spell from a lilim?
>oh, yeah. i guess she wasn't my type
>anon scoots closer to the succ
it is a mystery

>>40496164
>"you're not one of those pervert dragons, are you?"
>"umm... no?"
>"oh that's a shame, I was hoping I'd get rescued by one of those pervert dragons"
>"wait I mean yes!"

I got no problems with bapho fuckers, but do parents in MGE get any sort of agency in their daughter's sexual life? I don't mean freaky shit like no sex until you are 20, but if i had a beautiful baby Demon/ Manticore/ wathever i'd be pretty horrified at the idea of a middle aged loli fucker getting with her while she's an 8 year old
Is reject for partners with a gigantic age gap a hereditary trait?

>>40497216
you can shelter your little girl but it does increase incest risk

>>40497216
or set her up with your friends son whose the same age

>>40497216
I don't think you get a choice. What she rapes, she rapes.

>>40496354
>>kiki's been going at it for hours
>>beg her to stop
>she won’t stop cleaning that one spot on the wall that won’t come out

>>40491077

>>40497270
That must be an actual problem considering how many daughters most mamonos tend to pop out
If we live in a version of MGE where males can be made from a human+monster couple the ratio female to male would still be extremely unbalanced, people with sons would be swamped with friends asking to set his son up with their daughter/daughters
<va2gn

>>40497292
When you land a bapho please remember your friend anon might still be waiting for one!

>>40497292
>If we live in a version of MGE where males can be made from a human+monster couple
>female to male would still be extremely unbalanced
uhhh, first thing sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation (so maximum 20 years) and the second thing - it's not stated anywhere that births will be skewed towards females

>>40497314
>sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation
I don't know why, but I always found that answer to be super boring.
I want them to eventually be able to be able to birth men, but one generation (if it's a human generation and not say, a demons which can be 2000+ years) seems so short.

>>40497331
they've been waiting for 1000 years, imagine how many pairs waited for their beloved sons and didn't get them
also I think that: 1 generation = right after you get portaled, so that you still have the hordes of single monsters coming for your dick to choose from, but can still have sons, if you want to

>>40497346
>nasa didn't announce they found the portals in space yet

>>40496377
>when you have to fish Dokutah out of Suzuran's tails again

>>40496592
does it not hurt other peoples eyes? i don't get it

ded

>>40497446
Wights rule, vamps drool

>>40497314
Sons will start popping out after 1 generation? I always assumed it was an unsolvable problem and the main "conflict" of the setting
The more you know

>>40497469
How new?

>>40497469
he's assuming they fixed it when the portals open.

>>40497314
>first thing sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation
????

>>40497475
Not very
Around 2 years?
I didn't read any of the main books if it's written in there somewhere, just all the encyclopedia entries and a bunch of fanworks

>>40497469
the conflict is deciding which girl to take you

>>40497446
>vampire mistress drinking from her shog maid

>>40491077
Foxy fox

>>40497526
I felt more safe when she was holding the cleaver.

>>40497552
I wish to break the noise level rules in the library with koakuma

undead-on-undead violence

>>40496636
>Ancient evil was sealed before she could become a threat like her mother
>She's now unsealed and vows to take revenge
>She will force foolish humans to eat vegetables and read boring school books

>>40497513
To be fair I think it wasn't brought up in the books, but KC confirmed it several times in the Q&As, which was talked about here on multiple occasions.
>15)If there are too many mamono, then won't they have problems because of the lack of men? Probably then harems and the like will become common.
>If the number of mamonos increases to a level when there are not enough free men, then the balance between the Demon Lord and the Chief Goddess, whose will prevents the incubus from being born from the marriage of a human man and a mamono, will already be canceled. And the birth of incubi, who are human males, from a mamono mother will already become commonplace.

>>40497603
pretty messed up to seal an evil before she did anything.

>>40491077
Hebis are sweethearts

>>40497591
also known as advanced slapstick

>>40497619
>Anon goes to his local shrine to pray that he'll receive Valentine's chocolate this year
>Valentine's Day happens, no one gives them any at school
>That is until the hebi shrine maiden sneaks a box in his locker

>>40497591
how do undead decide when to stop fighting? not like they're going to get fatigued.

>>40497216
>if i had a beautiful baby Demon/ Manticore/ wathever i'd be pretty horrified at the idea of a middle aged loli fucker getting with her while she's an 8 year old
Things tend to work out for the better in MGE and monster girls have a good sense for character, if she did get an older boyfriend you could expect him to have some kind of class and not be a hideous fat hentai man or a satanic rothchild ghoul or something.

>>40497591
imagine getting kidnapped to be some rich wights husband

>>40497617
there was a short lived era of redflag laws in MGEmerica, caused everything from sealing children to grounding a raiju
that provoked ancient evils into doing more than just kidnapping men for sex or peacefully taking over order held towns and improving the quality of life.
i believe "napalm fox" was the most popular nickname for ancient evils of the time.

>>40497658
When their parents or their boyfriends/husbands tell them to go home.