/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40470620
nice try shorty, but i literally dont care about sex. all i want is a fluffy tail to hug for a majority of the day and whoever the lucky monster is can do whatever she wants (as long as it does not take too much time from the tail hugging)

Post your best salamander pics please!

>>40470704
Is posting mere lizards alright?

>>40470620
I wouldn't reject a baph if one set her sights on me before I reached one of my preferred species, but they just barely register as girls, let alone women.
Just compare one to a healthy kiki maidwife, people could mistake your baphowife for not being even your daughter, but your son.

Is three dark mages too much? I doubt a small hut in the magical forest is enough space for them.

>>40470733
Salamanders are preferred by lizards are okay too

>>40470738
Broodmother kiki wife

>>40470738
Hey now, let's not go too far. Bapho may not have a sexy, mature, womanly body, but she would have to intentionally try hard to be mistaken for a boy.

>His wife is not confident enough to use a sling bikini at the beach
I can understand lolis since they have nothing to show off, but the rest...

>>40470900
she doesnt wear clothes

>>40470900
I do not trust monsters with womb tattoos
They're extremely horny and sometimes even baby crazy

http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/
What's with the dramatic change in Monster Girl Redux site? Is effectively it dead?

>tfw failing at this 6-character nu-captcha every other time
Sneed

>>40470794
Oh yeah that's another issue. Imagine a baphomet pregnant with twins or tiplets, she would look ridiculous, like hyper preg /d/ material. Now the same with a kiki: shapely belly and full, swollen breasts to match - peak female form.

>>40470998
>baby crazy
I fail to see the problem

>>40471017
Logged in and everything seems in place, just with a new style.

>>40471017
they had to shift some stuff over and the baground formatting didnt survive and no one can be bothered to fix it as its been that way for more than a year now

>>40470900

>>40470900
Lolis have plenty to show but micro bikini fits their body types better.

>>40470900
>stern pharaoh queen in sling bikini
Yes please.

>>40471113
>demon king
I sure do hope it's just a translation quirk

>>40471100
jiangshis make unded milkshakes

I was looking for cards for koikatsu and learned there is an alp card

>>40471254
also learned there is a kakuen card

>>40471254
What's so special about it, Alps are monster girls as good as any

>>40471254
let me guess, its slavic

>>40471309
idc about that, just found it weird that they had a card
>>40471310
nah but its a dude, not a chick

>>40471309
Damn right. Alp cu sith is heckin cute and valid.

I also have seena couple honey select cards for demons and Baphomet if I remember corectly

>>40471373
Is the baphomet cute?

>>40471410
thats gonna be a no, bro
https://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20012

>>40471449
cute son

Elves are lewd

>>40471449
At least she still the best pussy...
Maybe the sabbath isn't for me after all.

>>40471581
Wrong, it's just your dity human mind.

>>40470777
Checked and witnessed
It's perfect. Marry all three of them

>>40471032
>baphomet pregnant with twins or tiplets
I don't care how big her belly got, that'd be tremendously cute and sexy at the same time

Is that a Prisma Illya reference?

>>40471774
It's gonna be very tough being the mana dispenser for three ambitious mamono mages though.

>>40471845
Doppleganger potions exist for a reason.

Need fat doppel ass

>>40470777
Patche the lazy fatty, marisa the kleptomaniac, and Alice the creepy weirdo that plays with dolls and has one of (you)

>>40470777
you can live in the scarlet devil manison, since patchy lives there and all

>>40472077
No. It's time to move out. Gonna make sure they are all going out to earn money with their magic tricks and research.

>>40472122
But anon, patchy aint gonna leave, shes called the immovable library for a reason not that one, dummy, cause that library is her domain

>>40467697
Not overly fond of that monster, but I like the idea. Mayhaps I shall.

>>40472148
>Not overly fond of that monster,
why not?

>>40472142
Fuck. I guess we will also go adventuring and questing together for money. Then we can use her library as a hub and resting spot. I bet she has a portal to it.

Be fruitful and multiply,Alot

>>40472160
dont know. think its the profile image, it having two lolis. that, and the having medicine in your cuts thing. it probably feels nice, but it always reminds of when i got alcohol in the cuts on my hands.

>>40472183
there is gonna be a ton of monsters who have curly hairs, hella austistic, are artists, and love retro music and fashion running around

>>40472201
is autism a genetic thing?

>>40472191
>alcohol in the cuts
I always uses hydrogen peroxide on my cuts

>>40472222
actually is, and I honestly have it but enough about me, Most of my kids would love breaking things to see their insides and what goes on there as well as making their own toys

>>40472246
I had no idea. That means theres going to be several ausistic mind flayers running around in a few decades. Fuck.

>>40472256
not only that, remember what I said I loved to do as kid, now think about a mindflayer

>>40471845
They'll give you the potions you need

>>40472256
>>40472268
cause gonna be a whole new species called mind breakers and Im going to personally teach everything I know about the mind, and pleasure and where is the dopamine center of a normal mind

>>40472268
O H N O

>>40471845
>all three of them ride you ragged, barely giving you time to take a breather before one gets off and another hops on
>they each want more energy than the last for their own twisted magical experiments
>you're treated like a human battery with no reprieve until eventually you can't keep going
>even with mamono mana to help you, you're now shooting blanks
>no more spirit energy for a day or two
>the dark mages realize what they've done to you
>fucked you into a babbling, sweat-sheened mess of a man
>each one feels a wave of guilt at what they've done
>now, instead of competing for your dick and spirit energy, they're competing to see who can pamper you the most while you recuperate

>>40472256
>autistic flayers
what the fuck have you done?! They are going to inject minecraft mods straight into the minds of innocent boys

>>40472335
not even, its gonna be doom mods right in the frontal cortex

>>40472201
What makes you say that?

I slapped the cat ass but it didn’t elicit any recation, what should I do?

>>40472342
>nerdflayer sees anon
>"heh, I wonder if I can run doom on this"

>>40472360
next, cast a potion of lactation

>>40472361
you could in theory in all honesty, there is a gpu, cpu, and a controller as well as graphic dispaly, if you can call it that

>>40472360
It's what you get for creating a generation of double autist Cheshires.

>>40472379
The poor anon. His mind violated not for procreation or hubby-searching, but for autistic vidya. The human rights organizations will have the last laugh!

>>40472342
>flayer-chan unzipping HDoom straight into your hippocampus

>>40470794
>you will never get to hear the argument about mom kiki wanting her eldest children to find their own men to clean after so she can clean up after (you)

>>40470680

>>40472333
Soft and gropable dark mage wives

>>40472360
raspberry the catberry

>>40472427
Don't like matrix endings in mge

>tfw no kiki wetnurse

>>40472493
Discard your flesh and a new world shall open

We demand it

>>40472537
nah, I wanna really lift the weight not get it simulated by zeros and ones

>>40472077
Patchouli a smelly

>>40472551
like you, you would be perfect together, two smelly, sweaty fatty neet losers, lmao

>>40472550
No difference if it accomplishes the same result,you wont even know its "fake"!

>>40472537
>think that robot wife means awkward sex with toaster
>she develops a neural interface for you two and you can fuck her in any way, shape and form in a hyper realistic simulation that's indistinguishable from real life
Robutts just went up a bit in my preferences

>>40472537
the most i can do is discard some stuff down your induction port

>>40472565
if I cant truly feel my bones creaking and my muscles screaming at me to stop, what's the damn point

Suction-cup massage

robo bogie

>>40472537
OK, now what?

>>40472585
Plastics and cans?
>>40472593
they will implement interfaces for that dont worry
>>40472616
now you can kiss the bride

>>40472430
Wat situation would lead to mgs mistaking you for a god?

>>40472616
Power bomb her

>>40472630
prophecy for having pale skin, most likely taco cats
>>40472636
>power bomb a gal that most likely weight around a ton
how to get that human book look

>>40472622
>Plastics and cans?
more like PURE ENERGY

I need mgs in mahou shoujo motifs

>Cheshire has alerted the hoard

>>40472654
so monster energy?
>>40472667
lovely, thank god Im in the hag part of wonderland

Consider Bunnies jannies pls dont ban me

>>40471152
The law says there has to be a king, but it doesn't say the king has to be a man.

>>40472667
Such a good gal, now I can collect all the zombies that are near and take them all home with me

>>40472674
>2m tall bunnies
You have my attention.

>>40472720
>2m
lmao, womanlets

>>40472704
>Anon wants to be piled up by these
you idiot

>>40472671
>so monster energy?
yes but no

>>40472742
nothing a trip to the undead fix up shop can change

>>40472720
they will crush your pelvis and take away your rights

>>40472742
Imagine the kisses,love bites and blowjobs

>>40472756
>>40472742
These poor girls met some kind of horrible fate
The very kind lich at the shop will have a lot of work to do, but she'll get them back into tip top shape!

>>40472759
Oh no!?

>>40472742
i can fix her

>>40472777
>the lich works tirelessly day and and night for a week
>And after shes done, the zombies are so pretty that you can barely tell they were the same people
>And she got attached to them so much that she thinks of them as her kids

>>40472671
>so monster energy
Mother nature will be all like
"Slooooow doooown"

>>40472801
Are those in real game proportions or thats modded? holy fuck

>>40472801
>those hips
holy shit
does she have a license for carrying such dangerous weapons?

>>40472836
Modded obviously, although the vanilla ones aren't bad either.

>>40472759
first the cat kingdom and now the underground burrow rabbit kingdom
we dont stand a chance

>>40472860
figured due to the lack of pantsu,but still,the thickness scares me

>>40472800
anon she will fucking eat you

>>40472863
Anon,bunnies live in forests

>>40472872
The sabbath portal project goes nowhere because management insists on writing it all in baby talk

>>40472882
but they do burrow
forest burrow rabbit queendom

>>40472875
thats the point! i bet zombie bites are both painful and pleasurable

>>40472882
but i don't get fat rabbit ass stuck out of their warren that way

>>40472868
As it should.

>>40472816
How do liches cope with the fact their zombie daughters are being scooped up by random zombie loving guys without asking her or even a proper wedding

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

>>40472913
by coming around to their house and introducing herself as tthe zombies mom

>>40472919
Your singular wife on the left looks like a good mother for your children, the other two.

>>40472919
mustelids are cool

>>40472902
Now i got the mental image of a big,strong amazonian bunny girl "Hiding" in a lousy made hole ready to ambush anon with her ears sticking out

>>40472852
>anon the hip inspector
it's a tough job but someone's got to do it

You can turn any monster from the monster hunter series into a monster girl. What would you choose and why, what do you think they would be like?

>>40472983
all of them. duh

>>40472982
I will make a new job called "Monster girl fertility rater"

>>40473014
Do you have in mind how any of them would act? I could see a tigrex girl being particularly loud and agressive. Moans that wake up the whole neighborhood.

>>40472983

>>40473018
i hope you have a handheld device that makes beeps like the motion tracker in aliens when fertile monsters are closing in

>>40473062
>the thing starts beeping like mad when he meets his older troll neighbor while she tries to flirt with him for the 1000 time

You will huff tree rat fluff.
You will enjoy it.
No is not an acceptable answer.

That is all. Thank you.

>>40473062
What for anon?

>>40473075
hmmm
tree rats stink
no

>>40473075
Give me a tall one, she doesn't even have to be busty.

>>40473085
You stink too, so it's a perfect match.

>>40473094
they have big tails so more stink

>>40473081
i like the sense of danger, anticipation and having the monster know that i know

>>40473104
Then help her wash it in her exceptionally large and luxurious bath

With so many of our writefags posting on AO3 now, are there any good monster girl stories on there coming from people that aren't from these threads?

Are there jewish mamono?

I wonder how many times the MGC police have to deal with men calling in about getting raped and them having to explain that their wives can't legally rape them and to stop wasting police recourses.

>>40473139
>someone links that s2 is happening
>link was from two years ago

>>40473108
I admit hearing several beeps at once sounds scarearousing,would make me freeze up or run for dear life

>>40473146
Im going to make a whole underground market of contraceptives to be sold for cheap and avaivable for kids to have even highschoolers, just to prevent the MGCPD from becoming piggies

>>40473147
Danukis. And they won't accept a dick that isn't 10% off, uncircumcised

>>40473184
>spoiler
but i wanted some nuki nookie...

>>40473198
You still can. Just get some scissors

>>40473198
i regrew mine somehow

>>40473175
>underground market of contraceptives

>Lich jailed after it was found out she had been selling magical contraceptives as "fertility potions"
>Court unsure if they can sentence her to life in prison

>>40473212
Can you describe your diet, climate zone, workout routine, and anything else that might affect this?

>>40473223
nah, i think it was just partial removal desu
>>40473219
me and that lich will get the best lawyers, since we are doing this to give the police something to do after

>>40473198
If you pay her, she will probably snip it for you. No guarantee that you will not get a horrible infection, though.

>>40473184
Lucky for her, 10% of 0 is a pretty small number.

>>40473219
>not selling fertility potions labeled as contraceptives
>not selling baby supplies nine months later
I thought liches were better at long-term planning.

>>40472801
It annoys me that I never played 1.0 even with its flaws.

>>40473241
Some demon realm infection. Makes you perpetually horny. Unbearably horny. Almost always erect. Don't worry though. Danuki will take care of it for you. Apparently only her spit can heal it. Numerous applications will be needed though

>>40473147
vampires

>>40473062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgxrucghX7I

>>40473296
What’s the point of the top of the doors sliding who’s tall enough in japanland to even reach there besides tall fox

>>40473317
Ventilation?

>>40473260
Selling the poison and the cure, in true danuki fashion.

>>40473278
All attributes of vampires which might make them "jewish" (soulessness, hunger for the blood of infants) are propaganda. Vampires are good girls.

>>40473317
Who do you think built that place?

>>40473366
>>40473366
human mens might as well be infants due to how old the typical vamp is

>>40473212
demon energy got me fucked up

>>40473317
I would imagine depending where they are located, the room could be opened up further with the panel being removed, others could be like closet storage, along with filling up space so it's not just a blank wall/divider.

>>40473385
Listen here vamp just cause you spent the last century sleeping doesn’t mean you’re now wise and know what’s best for men it means you’re a neet

>>40473377
even though kdfs been silent a while rubber still spooks me

>>40473414
What happened to him, anyways?

kiss the big bat or get chewed on by the little bats

>>40473422
My guess is he stopped cause most people find his commissioned stuff kinda off putting and almost everyone ragged on him for such fetishes so just gets comms and doesn’t bother posting it for us. Or he simply got bored and stopped posting, or he died, or the FBI got him, or the CIA is grooming him or anything really you’re guess is as good as mine

>>40473481
I'll take bat sith, thank you.

>>40473414

>>40473422
No idea, but I just checked his Twitter and he posted something yesterday, so he's not dead. He hasn't been posting there much for a while either.

I want to be captured by the Alraunes in the vampire castle and forced to breed a sprawling massive labyrinthine underground forest maze

I dont want to sex plants, they can get me as high as shrooms can

>>40472256
>mindflayer put all your memories in alphabetical order again
>your recollection of events is now a disjointed dream sequence
FUCK

>>40473494
Cute, as far as things go. Too bad this is probably a man.

>>40473485
>>40473537
I do hope he's OK, I really enjoyed his mother/daughter stuff, even if I'm not into latex.

>Marijuana alraune

>>40473636
anon, i dont wanna burn my wife

>>40473653
bake her into brownies then

>>40473636
I'll take any kind of plant at this point even if my mind ends like a vegetable from so much draining

>>40473678
even nightshade?

>>40473636
I cant imagine one without a Jamaican accent

>>40473565
another anon lost to the hedge maze.

>>40473653
Pruning a plant is like giving it a haircut. You're not hurting her any.

>>40473678
>Anon gets paired up with an onion alraune

>>40473704
>she dresses in many layers

>>40473682
What stops Yukionna from melting just from the weakest hug? How can children be made, logically?

>>40473713
>brings you to a hotel
>takes 30 minutes to take off her clothes

>>40473713
And she thicc

>>40473685
I really meant anything, I don't want to think anymore just be a semen dispenser

>>40473738
Anon, Ms. nightshade is very pretty but you'll be poisoned by her

>>40473740
Even better!

>>40473699
Captain Crazy.

>Get seeds from peach alraune
>Says they’ll turn out great
>Couple months later and I got a trio of peach alraunes

>>40473700
>hedge maze
>a bunch of plant girls and one very lost minotaur
no maze is complete without her

>>40473788
>Not also taking the peach alraune herself

>>40473792
Team work, baby.

i'll have one opioid alruane pls

>>40473792
>roots keep wrapping around your ankles to buy more time for the lost minotaur
>the walls keep giggling when it happens

all of you sick fucks just want sex not love

>>40473824
My man, I would literally fall in love with the first monster girl to show me some type of love.
The sex part is just a very nice bonus.

>>40473296
silli foxx

post thought provoking mgs

>>40473933
Whenever I see an automaton I wonder what caliber her arm guns are. Does that count?

>>40473933

>>40473824
Coming from someone who has had real problems with relationships I can safely say I just want to be loved. I’ve had too many times where exes were using love as a tool to get me to do things. All I want is a loving relationship like my parents had; sure they weren’t rich, and they argued a lot, but they still loved one another and that love I guess just isn’t for me.

>>40473979
really gets the noggin joggin

>>40473979
>how did she get here?
>will she be mad if I squish?
>is she happy?
>can I take her home?

>>40473824
Why not both?

>>40473636
Is her name Mary Jane?

>>40473971
her calibur is at least 2

>>40473933
A picture of a wurm using a rock to smash old nuggets to bits

>>40474003
Inches

>>40473933
Sometimes I think a lot of girls would be awkward to parade around. Sabbath is one thing but can you imagine introducing a literal loli to your family? It's the same with going squid or spider or whatever. Alice is a little creepy too but honestly not that bad. The culture shock is gonna be something else, man.
>"Hi mom. Yeah, I know, this is a literal six year old. But she milked me with that giant dripping tail of hers and in her culture that means we're married now.

>>40474035
>hey ma, I married a 4 ton dragon and she wants to meet you
>Wurm wife has to duck down to enter the room

>>40474035
especially when it's surprise polygamy

>>40474035
A Lamia would be the funniest. She'd look almost completely normal at the door, sans a few scales, then when she comes it she just keeps coming and coming.

>>40473933
I know deep down that I will fucked up and snap, even with a mg

>>40474035
>>40474073
>so i was walking by this playground and she and her gang of friends jumped me
>they tied me to the jungle gym and raped me for 3 days straight
>anyway we're all in love now
it'll be better when the next generation comes around and they can hear about how their parents met too

>>40474114
Them and you having a trumpant wife and she comes into the house in card form

>>40474035
>"Remember when I said I shattered my pelvis because of a workplace accident?"
>"I wasn't fully honest."
>"I DID meet her at my work.."

Imagine loli Salamander sex
>dragging your tongue over her cute firm belly and sleek back
>feeling up the subtle muscle tone in her shoulders, arms and under the plumpness of her thighs
>completely filling a hot, tight lolimander pussy with your cock
>playing with her tiny chest while doing it from behind
>your hands grabbing her sides, firmly anchored by wide loli hips, only letting go to grope and playfully smack her huge butt as you plow her even hotter and tighter rear hole
>lewd cuddling and petting her wildly burning tail afterwards

>>40474179
>imagine loli
no

>>40474143
I think your parents are gonna run from a big ass spider

>>40474179
the nice thing about salamander foreplay is you can watch her tail flames to see how well you're doing

Did we ever find a cuter kitsune than this one?

>>40474211
Ye, creepy 9’ fox

>>40474179
>Imagine loli Salamander
Why would I imagine a worse salamander?

>>40474240
>anon inadvertently saying he wouldn't like his salamander daughteru

Kind of fooked up anon.

oh no spacer anon a pyramid ship has shown up on scopes!
you better think fast before your beloved ship gets blasted and you get turned into a space pharaoh's personal hot water bottle

>>40470680
Cow.

>>40474035
>anon brings home a fairy
>so is that your pet or something?

>>40474283
Why the fuck am I in space?

>>40474301
being free, being unshackled, being able to go where ever you want

>>40474299
The key to having your fairy wife be respected is to find a cool looking fairy to be your wife.

>>40474301
have you seen the going price for Bexalite anon? few months of work in a decent patch and you'll be set for life

>>40474283
>you get turned into a space pharaoh's personal hot water bottle
I surrender!

>>40474309
>>40474319
Good reasons, but I’m really trying to find the milk planet, where rivers of breast milk flow

>>40474275
Just because I have sex with their mother doesn't mean I want to have sex with them.

>>40474324
you'll want to head to the shogstars for that brave explorer

>>40473485
What happened with the orginial gazerfag who commissioned gorrilion pics?

>>40474323
your ship isn't going to be happy with that

>>40473996
>>40473979
>This is actually the sealed form of an powerful ancient evil mindflayer.
>you only get to see her real form when she mind melds with you.

>>40474335
Nah, there is a planet for that, that filled with goop monsters

>>40474343
Surrendering would save the ship though right?

>>40474319
but all the good spots in civilised space have been claimed by nuki mining cartels, and if you go to the rim and beyond your just gonna be set upon by pirates

>>40473636
Keep worms away from them

>>40474343
The fuck? She’s peeing on me, hasn’t she?

This image makes me want to pick up a Ratatoskr with my mouth.

>>40474379
Fml, i meant peeping on me

So im doing dark mage next. What kind of magic should they use? Obviously, eromancy, but what else? Summoning? Megamorphosis? Lightning?

>>40474428
common magic like fireballs, and the like also give her a magical girl stance that boost her attack ten fold but slowly increases arousal

>>40474193
>foreplay with a loli salamander is sort of gentle manhandling
>she moans and her tail burns brighter when she's pinned down in a suggestive way or lifted up in a suspended congress like position

Lescatie in fanfictions
>Idyllic fantasy kingdom
>Just and peaceful, only fights to defend itself from monster aggression
>The Fallen Maidens are bad people because going against your government is the worst thing you can do
>(Either that or they completely forget their gigantic baggage after a little pep talk)
>Everything changed when that mean old Druella launched her unprovoked attack
>Druella's tactics are so braindead you just need to insert one Gary Stu in the middle of the capital at the peak of the invasion and kill a bunch of monsters to save the country
>The whole world weeps as this shining beacon of goodness is turned into a 24/7 open-air brothel


Lescatie in canon
>Shithole of corruption and social inequality
>Ruthless noblemen and power-hungry clergymen fighting in their high towers while the poor die of exposure in the streets
>The powers-that-be are constantly doing shit like sabotaging that hero because he has the support of that other noble house, or kidnapping children from the slums to turn them into secret police assassins
>Provoked Druella's wrath because the national sport is the ethnic cleansing of nearby mamono communities and monster sympathizers (read: desperate peasants that accepted monster help because the rich fucks in the capital literally left them to die of starvation and at the mercy of the local bandits)
>So ruthless and savage to monsters that Sasha, one of their best warrior priesstesses, had a crisis of faith and opened her secret orphanage just to save as many children as possible
>Druella uses a multi-layered plan years in the making that includes infiltration, corruption and propaganda as well as the decapitation strike on the capital
>Queen Francisca genuinely cares about her people and she's trying her best to fix the country with Druella's help

>>40474490
too many words but the pic makes it hurt less since it cute

>>40474507
Miss wurm you shouldn't be on the internet unsupervised

>>40474490
what's your point?

>>40474416
gotta ensure ship security at all times anon

>>40474542
words

>>40474490
I think most people know what a shithole Lescatie is in cannon. I always just assumed it was /tg/ and HFY fags that said otherwise.

>>40474529
i wish had a wurm wife to show funny vids to

>>40474211
She IS pretty damn cute

How do I stop a werewolf from bulling me?

>>40474490
tl;dr version
>Leslie in canon was basically pre-revolution France
>Druella fixed this (and avoided considerable bloodshed)

>>40474573
MC there deserves the "biggest gayest faggot of all time" award

>>40474542
I read another story that immediately turned to "let's save poor innocent Lescatie from the invasion" and I just wanted to vent

>>40474598
and water is wet

>>40474603
just stop reading those

>>40473718
MAMONOMANA, obviously.

>>40474573
monster tears too strong

>>40474410
The mail squirrels are free. You can take them

>>40474603
it irks me that westerners obsessively try to warp MGE to their standards instead of doing MGQ fanfics. It's just perfect for their bloody monsters vs. humans conflicts and canonically allow some humans to even defeat monster lords.

>>40472872
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>40474490
Druella is a goddess

>>40474645
let me make a humble suggestion to this goddess:
shower

>>40474645
she seems like a busy lady between all the administration, making equipment (lilim cloth, bullets, gems, etc) and spends her free time writing heartfelt letters to neighboring countries.
no wonder she's got no time to find a man

>>40474693
Standing thigh sex with Druella in the shower

Ratatoskrs have cute clothes. I've been thinking about other dressing up the same, like Demons and Tanukis.

>>40474586
Bully her back with a squeaky toy

>>40474586
Refuse to hug her during a thunderstorm

>>40474710
They can also dress as catgirls canonically. There is no actual limit to what they can wear.
They might even dress casually sometimes.

>>40474757
That's not bullying, that's abuse.

>>40474712
>Group of delinquent werewolves
>Take out a squeaky toy
>Suddenly they all start wagging their tails while trying to hide their excitement

>>40474746
BIG
MOLESTABLE
EARS

>>40474784
i have a hard time deciding between being webbed up, constricted in coils or slimed.
it'd be nice if there was some way to sample it first without getting married to see what feels best

Oh god the spiders have wings now.

>>40474869
man, i really wonder what mad scieniest monster is doing this so i can commission some of my own

>>40470702
ULTRA based
snuggling all the way

>>40474757
I want to hug a big and though werewolf during a thunderstorm.

>>40473150
Apparently that links says s2 is delayed to fall 2022 due to covid. Without that shit it would have aired back than.

But only time will tell.

>>40474761
There are other fun swaps too, like Hellhound and Troll.

what does chessh butt smell like?

>>40474952
i didn;t think mm was going well enough to get s 2

How would a ghost react if you tried to perform an exorcism on her?

>>40475042
such steamy foreplay

>>40474573
Yea, it was pretty cute and vanilla. Need more hentai with lonely mgs.

>>40474490
To be fair, aside from some that are just autistic, aren't most stories written from the perspective of a human that's afraid of monsters and would easily believe a romanticized tale of it's fall?

the problem with troll handjobs is no matter how big you are it will make you feel small.

Dear Druella,

Have sex, incel.

Love, Me

>>40475056
>Demon, ghost and undead love it when human priests try to banish or exorcise them
>It just makes it all the hotter

>>40475115
>Love, Me
Oh, she's gonna lover you alright.

>>40470680

>>40475109
That's kinda hot.

>>40475141
book good,
game meh
series went down the drain

>>40475109
https://imgbox.com/7qKzy7Td#

>>40475217
It’d be better if they didn’t day 1 battlepass shit instead of fixing their game

>>40474035
>Dear mom,
>I know you've been worried about me and relationships, grandkids
>good news is I have, not only a girlfriend, but a wife now!
>not just a wife, but wives!
>now I know the sudden nature and scale of this might raise some concern,
>but I can assure you that we all love each other to the fullest
>They want to meet you so we can do a formal ceremony, please be understanding of their appearance and appendages

>>40474035
at this point i could bring a shikibus and the only question my mom would have if dry fishing me would result in grandchildren

>>40474035
>Mom, I know she's literally a corpse, but I love her! She's a lich, so she doesn't show a lot of emotions, but that's fine.

>>40474035
>Echidna explain to my mom just how many kids she's planning to have with me.
>She will even let my mom name one of them

>>40475272
>>Mom, I know she's literally a corpse,
now you reminded me of that icp skit where the guy doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend even though shes dead

>>40474035
>Jabberwock wife speaks with my mom with her other mouths while she is eating

>>40474035
>hi mom
>yeah she is touching herself its where the electricity comes from
>yeah all the time
>dont let her near the forks and block any electrical outlets

>>40474035
I should consider myself lucky, introducing a 2m tall musclebound tiger woman to my family shouldn't be hard when she's well mannered and self-disciplined.

>>40474035
>introduce loli mg wife to family
Disowned immediately
>introduce haughty and dominant mg wife to family
Instant animosity between them and wife

>>40474035
>family is very old
My Ushi Oni wife is going to have to be extremely careful
Which in and of itself will be very cute to see

>>40474035
>She has alot of investments in rare earth metals
>and can read ancient scripts
>oh you already stopped caring at the "has millions in gold" part? ok....

>your parents show you wife your baby pictures

>>40474602
he didnt want to stick it in some random hooker thot, which is understandable

>>40474035
>try to convince them your kitsune-bi is actually a monster
>they all think you're crazy
well i guess that part didn't change

>>40474602
i still give it to the guy who couldn't embrace moth deep love

>>40474629
Some people literally just basically want MGE to be (maybe tamer) MGQ. Bruh just go to MGQ then. Instead they try to shove a square peg into a round hole and get upset when it doesn't work. MGE isn't MGQ and isn't meant to be like MGQ.

>>40475441
>they see you touching the air above her head and where her tail would be
she's doing the fox thing with her hands too. how can they refute this overwhelming evidence?

>>40475513
because she's dressed conservatively
truly an insidious disguise, long skirts and pantyhose. especially since they also use them to tempt you into tearing them off

Tfw no yandere lilim to pull you into her personal dimension and lovingly rape you until there is nothing in your head but her.

>>40475501
When people seek escapism they tend to go for something a little more grandeur. More people want to be a badass chaos lord than have a cute wife.
Then the natural follow up to that is to just twist the setting a little to justify killing thousands of monsters so you get the cute designs and also mass killing. It's not actually that hard if you read the first two books only.

>>40470680

>>40475542
Thing is, they don't actually self-insert or make their own characters, they drop badass edgelords from other universes in MGE and make them slaughter mamono for some "justice boner" or something.

>>40475541
>powerful lilim ruler keeping her pet husband in a pocket dimension so she can enjoy him whenever.
It's the optimal way of doing things. She is a busy ruler after all.
Also she might magically transform you into a pair of panties(mamono mana TM) that she will wear when working

>>40475435
>price of gold drops
>family gets hostile to her
;_;

>>40475542
yeah i don't really get it. violence is gay and power is for the weak. i'll be a store clerk or a farmer or something; as long as monsters are there for me i'll be fine and dandy wherever.

>>40475611
She is priceless

>>40475623
You probably thought differently when you were 14-20.

>>40475659
maybe? thankfully i'm old enough it's not recorded forever

I am torn weather I want to be a squid for a flayer or a slime for a shog

>>40475712
All roads lead to femdom

>>40475728
would a beloved maid do such a thing?

>>40474035
>Anyway, this is my new wife
>No mom, she is the dragon
>No she can turn into a girl, she just didn't want to drive up here because her tail still gets in the way of the seat
>That's none of your business

>>40474035
>Hey ma, I fucked the roomba

>>40475757
Almost got me there Mrs. Shog

>>40475805
what, you didn't want a mindflayer maid?

>>40475757
She would because she loves her mastah. Mastah needs some training though.

>>40475816
Not much to clean up when your living space is between her legs. Not sure how boneless the squids are either.

>>40475804
The roomba you say?

>>40475830
she does some great ear cleaning

>>40475712
Being a squid means you can be used as a pillow for your mindflayer's massive butt. Also you can join the secret squidbro club.

>>40475611
offtopic, but at this rate gold will be the only thing going up soon

>>40474035
>hey ma
>yeah i brought my wife shes hiding in the pool
>shes not a furry snake ma shes a lamia with fur
>the difference being one eats rats and the other eats chips!

>>40474035
>hey mom, see I told you I can get a gf
>don't worry about the tail and the spikes, they are harmless

>>40474035
>yes she's undead but they can have children and everything
>no I don't know how it works, it's magic
>h-haha yeah she's one of those that look younger than they are

>>40474035
>so uh, that's her huh? are you going to let her out of the bottle?
>oh god no. she'd melt most of you if she got even the slightest chance
>"damn right i will" is heard from the dark slime

>>40475455
>Live in a shack you
>Get mindraped into having paranoid schizophrenia
I will admit it wasn't the best monstergirl wife deal out there

>>40476132
Every girl is best girl from loli to.... I don't know KC doesn't actually do hags that's an extra fetish you guys picked up.

>>40476132
she wouldn't have had to resort to such extreme measures if he accepted her love

>>40476173
This

>>40476132
This wouldn't have happened if he wasn't such a huge bitch about getting a loving monster wife.

>>40476173
If she didn't mindwipe each time he would've gotten used to it

>>40474035
>yeah dad, she is a ruler of a whole desert country
>yes that does mean free airplane tickets and hotel stay for you two
>mom...no mom she is not a military dictator. She is a pharaoh.
>What is the difference? One is a beloved ruler by divine right while the other is a murderous despot!

>>40476204
it's a good thing most monsters don't have time powers. they'd want to get that first romantic meeting jusssst right and keep retrying

>>40476217
>Introduce wife to famalam
>So is she chinese or japanese
>No mention of the fox tail or ears

>ywn end up in a hopeless match against a dark elf gladiatrix who then has her way with you in front of all the spectators

>>40476290
Gonna start licking.

>>40476290
utterly disappointing to be matched against an elf.
manticore or chimera and you've my interest

>>40476290
>losing to an *lf
ew lol

>>40476290
I guess after some time the excitement of pitting the biggest baddest dark elf dominatrix against strongest Order POWs wears off and they need to try something new - replace the hardened Order warriors with random skinny virgins who got sucked in by the portals.
>"ooooooh this boy won't be able to walk straight for the next week once she's done with him!"
>"I bet 10 coins he'll just surrender and start worshipping her pussy on the spot"
>"that fight was a complete rip-off, I hope at least we get free tickets to their wedding as a compensation"

>>40475757
If she is asked to

>>40476417
>>"I bet 10 coins he'll just surrender and start worshipping her pussy on the spot"
I would lose to one heel CLACK

>>40476290
at least let me train for fuck sakes

>>40476290
>anon just sits down, takes a book and starts drawing
>flirts with her
>wins without throwing a punch

Centaurs are made for being older sisters to shotas, unbirthing them in their soft warm pink wombs, carrying them on hammocks under their bellies that gives their access to their engorged udders, playfully thwipping them in the face with their musk-coated tails, force feeding them in public to let everyone know he belongs to her, taking him out to help her try on centaur panties and asking him which looks the prettiest on her

>>40476537
>Unbirth
Abomination.

>>40470777
GIWTWM

>>40476290
Fuck this bad end. It's because of this kind of scenarios that I will bring with me a fucking explosive belt or something that allow me to sleep for eternity trough the portal. Enjoy your gladiator fight when I and maybe my opponent are spread all other the place.

>>40476633
Is an elf really that bad. Basically a human

>>40476615
Don't mind that retard, he's just fishing for (You)s
>>/jp/thread/S39100813#p39103393

>>40476428
>hey ms shog i'm tired of thinking, can you fuck me up for a couple weeks?
something like that?

>>40476653
Dark elf are the same/worse to human girls in my book. They're few monster girls that I hate but i hate them enough to consider death as better end. I just hope that the good ending tricks will keep far away from them.

>>40476682
Ok, just ask her to find you a gal and you’lll do the same for her

hello thread. fighting game faggot is drunk; pleas give me syggestions. hers a raigu or something idmk what ill post after pressing browse...fuck yeah tigers

>>40476653
It's probably the dude who gets really butthurt about femdom and conflates monsters with 3dpd.

>>40476682
They don't really enslave you anon. KC said so. The closest you got to actual slavery is Anubis schedule autism or cat kingdom rape correction which I guess is actual unironic rape.

>>40476633
Take your meds first, it's just harmless funposting. No MGE monster will force you into a relationship if you really hate them, because they want a partner for lifetime and beyond, not just your spunk and everybody familiar with MGE knows that.