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4048025 No.4048025 [Reply] [Original]

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 11: ???
Touhou 12: ???
Touhou 12.3: ???

>> No.4048039

>Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
>Touhou 11: ???
>Touhou 12: ???
>Touhou 12.3: ???

Sengoku Reimu?

>> No.4048044

she's mortal, so everyone else only has to put up with her for a few decades more before she becomes senile

>> No.4048048

>>4048044
If Gensokyo doesn't crumble to chaos by that time.

>> No.4048054

>>4048044
DO WANT pics of senile Reimu

>> No.4048057

Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

>> No.4048063

Touhou 13: Reimu goes into Space

>> No.4048078
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4048078

Touhou 1: Reimu defends her property.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurengcy operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a west nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkeness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu drinks tea and relaxes.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
Touhou 12: Reimu investigates alien incursions.

>> No.4048083

Reimu = evil bitch then?

>> No.4048097

>>4048083
Just a regular bitch

>> No.4048095

Touhou 13: Reimu goes back in time

>> No.4048100

>>4048083
She also beats up bird girls for reading.

>> No.4048102
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>>4048078

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough miko stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

>> No.4048105
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4048105

>>4048083

>> No.4048106

Touhou 12.3: Cirno's the Strongest, Sanae is the Successor, Mei-Ling saves the world from evil Catfish.

>> No.4048114

>>4048025
>>4048078

I say these list are both biased.

>> No.4048129

>>4048114
thats the joke.jpg

>> No.4048145

>>4048114
No shit.
The real Reimu is in between the two. She acts like a bitch, but her actions are helpful more often than not, so the people still tolerate her.

>> No.4048149

>>4048044
INB4 the elixir of immortality

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>>4048149
More like boundary hax

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