[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 158 KB, 992x1349, 2aaea65e292bb884a542fb307046cc60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40420130 No.40420130 [Reply] [Original]

Anon, do you take Konpaku Youmu to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?

>> No.40420293
File: 1.17 MB, 1398x1984, 2786443106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40420293

>>40420130
Yes!

>> No.40420295

no

>> No.40420377
File: 288 KB, 1500x1400, FSzAqlDaAAISriv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40420377

Youmu?
I was supposed to become wedded with Yuyuko today...

>> No.40420399

>>40420377
You know what to do —ntr

>> No.40420428
File: 2.50 MB, 1929x1500, 93072594_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40420428

>>40420399
But anon, I can't do something like that...

>> No.40420464
File: 961 KB, 1727x2500, 5315290222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40420464

>>40420428
That is the only option if you care about sex and sex only. If love is involved then you need to dump one. Make your choice.

>> No.40420886

>>40420130
Yes yes yes yes yes yes a million times yes. Youmu, if only you knew how much I long for your warm body pressed against mine (hugging.) and how much my fingertips crave yours (holding hand.) …

>> No.40421172

>>40420130
Sorry i wont marry a criminal who committed election fraud

>> No.40421235

Never in a million years would I marry a dork like Youmu. She doesn't deserve it.

>> No.40421475

>>40420130
No i refuse.

>> No.40421503

but i wanted a yuyu wife

>> No.40421888

help! police! rapist!
rape! raaape! raaaaaaape!

>> No.40421965
File: 3.01 MB, 3508x2480, 1654111593556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40421965

>>40420377
Yuyuko?
I was supposed to become wedded to Seija today.

>> No.40423910

>>40421888
Youmu is not a rapist, shut up!

>> No.40424501
File: 1.70 MB, 1019x864, A74A7CBF-90C9-4FC8-85C9-92D3B6029013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40424501

>>40420130
Yes I do take my beloved Youmu as my wife

>> No.40424583
File: 373 KB, 573x800, youki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40424583

>>40420130
I do.

>> No.40426848

>>40420130
I love Myon.

>> No.40431910

>>40420130
This wedding is only happening because Youmu is intimidating me into it, she'll try to slice me to ribbons if I say no! Somebody help me! Where's the miko at to stop this?!

>> No.40432623

>>40431910
The Miko is busy chasing the ordinary magician because she stole something from the shrine again.
I have no idea how this keeps happening, there isn't even anything worth stealing there.
Marisa is just doing it to fuck with her im sure.

>> No.40433078

>>40431910
The miko is busy with our wedding at the moment, try again later

>> No.40435700
File: 1.58 MB, 2024x1425, 0354c0063824c7505e98dffa7a58c1db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40435700

>>40431910
Come now, you shouldn't be this upset. Youmu would never force someone to marry her, Youmu is a nice girl and you should feel privileged that she'd like you enough to want you as her husband. All those rumors about her being a rapist are false, and calling her a dork is just what her detractors say because they're jealous of how cool she really is. She's very sweet and will be your faithful companion always by your side, there to give you comfort in bed and even protect you against things you can't handle on your own, and you can help her with gardening too. And if possible despite her half-ghost nature, she'll have your kids.

How could anyone hate Youmu? How could you not want to marry this bundle of love?

>> No.40445400

>>40420130
i think most old windows gen 2hus are boring, so no.

>> No.40445419

>>40445400
Obvious Bait.

>> No.40445482

>>40445419
nope
10 years of the same shit can do that to a person anon, i'm more interested in where the new girls will be taken. there's nothing left to say about old touhou.

>> No.40445489

>>40445482
You say this like Marisa and Reimu will ever be out of the franchise.

>> No.40445582

>>40445489
ZUN might kill them off, would be interesting. But sure, those 2 are always relevant to recent happenings, more than 70% of the cast, but it's not like you learn much about them with each new release.

>> No.40445628

Youmu is still more relevant in current 2hu than Alice

>> No.40445654

>>40445628
by "relevant" you mean "threatening marisa"?! exposing local villagers to danger on their own party!
youmu is bad and wrong! I hate her!!!

>> No.40445776

>>40445654
t. Seething Alice

>> No.40456065 [DELETED] 

eew

>> No.40457579

I hate Youmu! I will never marry her!

>> No.40459606

I love Youmu! I will always marry her!

>> No.40466374

I love-hate Youmu! I will sometimes marry her!

>> No.40466780

I fear Youmu! I will wet my pants when she's near!

>> No.40467768 [DELETED] 

I do not fear Youmu! My pants remain comfortably dry when she's near!

>> No.40468230

I want to kill Youmu so she can never rape innocent men ever again!

>> No.40468244

I want to kill myself so that Youmu will be forced to rape more innocent men!

>> No.40468290

I don't want anything to do with Youmu. I am happy with my current wife

>> No.40468929

I want to place Youmu under arrest for the crime of kidnapping, raping and forcefully trying to make illegal marriage arrangements with innocent men. Men need protection too.

>> No.40468960

Youmu does not rape people, please stop slandering her like this!

>> No.40475485

Why so much accusations on an innocent girl?

>> No.40477798
File: 582 KB, 700x880, f87a9a8c80051a3199fadec9d7896fcb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40477798

>>40468960
>>40475485
Then explain this!

>> No.40478062

Executive Producer:
DICK WOLF

>> No.40483979
File: 959 KB, 3415x2386, Full perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40483979

Loving half-wolf

>> No.40484462
File: 445 KB, 1173x1472, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_evandragon__9a409e50bb2ab4c12864b3f9630d1852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40484462

So how exactly did Youmu gain a reputation for having a shapely butt?

>> No.40485195

>>40477798
This is 100% consensual, it's her husband's fetish.

>> No.40486896

>>40420130
It's not like I have a choice either way.

>> No.40487064
File: 252 KB, 1451x2048, gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40487064

>>40420130
Sorry, but I'd rather not have a brony be my marriage celebrant.

>> No.40487666

>>40484462
By having a shapely butt.

>> No.40487895

Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to love anyone or anything.

>> No.40492467

I'm sorry, I like Yuyuko more...

>> No.40503562 [DELETED] 

>>40420130

>> No.40503781

>>40485195
Yeah, mine.

>> No.40506242

>>40420130
No i already have a wife. Fuck off hag

>> No.40506603
File: 1.11 MB, 1317x898, 1657720206518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40506603

Youmu is not mature enough for marriage

>> No.40506748
File: 1.03 MB, 3530x2694, izayoi sakuya and konpaku youmu (touhou) drawn by kyanduru - c55ed46b27eaaec16d006dd2d6871e0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40506748

>>40506603
No please, Youmu-chan, stop, I really think Sakuya-san is beautiful and would bear wonderful children, but we can't 3P. Marriage is sacred. I'm begging you it already took all of my will to never ask for it outright myself please reconsid- AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.40510570

>>40487666
I see...

>> No.40510586

>>40420130
>Marrying a walking fucking corpse
Lol, no.

>> No.40516610 [DELETED] 

>>40420130

>> No.40524303

>>40420293
Too big.

>> No.40528951

>>40420130
I do not.

>> No.40529632

Stop declining Youmu! Why would you ever want to break such a good and sweet girl's precious heart you monsters?!

>> No.40529676

>>40529632
Because that would mean breaking the precious heart of my sweet girl

>> No.40529687

>>40529676
Whomst?

>> No.40529737

>>40529687
My wife, my beloved

>> No.40529752

>>40529737
They don't truly love you. They'll never love you as much as Youmu could.

>> No.40529785

>>40529752
Even if that was true, that still doesn't change that It would hurt her. Besides why can't someone else have her, why don't you have her?

>> No.40529794

>>40529785
I'm already taken with Yuyuko.

>> No.40529834

>>40529794
Get someone else to do it then

>> No.40536657
File: 442 KB, 752x1062, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_hikuchi_riku__c1db8c51ddbf5bc1b689e1d338f4efab (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40536657

>> No.40536673

>>40536657
Youmu... I only know how to be rough... We've talked about this. And yes the honeymoon is going to be with your usual clothes on

>> No.40537622
File: 895 KB, 1031x1500, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_akino_irori__96e80206db36a57968bdf8dbc2a45a50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40537622

>>40536673
Why not with other clothes darling~?

>> No.40538261
File: 215 KB, 1400x1802, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_op_na_yarou__b66abc8c77be421bdc29bf0d6d861174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40538261

>> No.40547583
File: 642 KB, 1117x1433, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_saisoku_no_yukkuri__159279ec2590af94a90d6fff76ef3e2b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40547583

smug

>> No.40559143
File: 247 KB, 1000x1421, _saigyouji_yuyuko_356e23dfae58e617856ae7f1b194ce9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40559143

>>40420130
>do you take Konpaku Youmu to be your lawfully wedded wife
Why would I take Youmu as my lawful wife when my beloved most beautiful girl is next to her?

>> No.40559172

>>40559143
Because you don't understand how much money and time it takes to keep that girl fed.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action