/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Keep cheshire in check!

Post your most suggestive rata pics please.

Let's see those cute, little, tree rats trying to seduce you!

No sabbath for me, thanks. Just big titted farmgirls.

>>40457898
What elf flavour do you like the most?

Undead Sabbath erotic

>>40457913
expired

>>40457806
>hellhound jumps out of an alley and demands your money
>tell her that you don't have enough to sate her avarice, and that you'll have to pay in another way
>she says she's married
>you both look at the ground while you redo your belt
>she takes your wallet and leaves
Better call a lich so she can kill you to relieve this embarrassment.

>>40457915
I love dead little girls!
Especially with big butts!

>>40457898
I'll join the Sabbath where there are tree rats for me to pamper

>>40457935
>go to Ms. Lich's Kill Lab
>have to wait in line as other anons have had embarrassing moments
>ask the guy ahead of you what he did to pass the time
>he replies "I mistook a satyros for a bapho and she cried"
>hear a collective "Ouch!" from the others as they pat the anon's back

Fuck hagville and sabbath headquarters! Show me where the grizzlys and dire bears are!!!

>>40457935
>>40457971
>mindflayer turns to drinking after having to erase all of the Anon's cringeworthy memories

>>40458021
No cause you ain't tough enough boy

>>40458030
>making a minflayer look into anons head for his cringe
please don't abuse mindflayers

According to mythology satyrs are highly aggressive rapists. Think about that next time you enjoy an ethanol beverage with the goat next door

>>40458040
>there must be some mistake
>I was supposed to warp the mind of a cute boy into being my loving husband
>ERASE THE FUCKING BOTCHED HANDSHAKE MEMORIES

>>40458021
Want bears? Join the Sabbath.

>>40458041
Sorry I don’t drink. I like grape juice though

>>40457935
>Oh, I'm actually being mugged
>Anon pulls out a handgun and steals the hellhound's wallet

>>40458041
Gonna drink her pure moonshine.

>>40458050
>p-please anon, I just want to make you a happy hus-
>ERASE THOSE TIMES THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING AT MY DUMB JOKES

Thinkin' about that sabbath party jungle juice.

>>40458041
Why would I listen to you? My cool gote neighbor says she is gonna teach me a cool party trick tonight!

>>40458076
You have to DadMAXX by being the only one to laugh at your dumb jokes. Entertain yourself and embarrass your (potential) wife and children

>Even when you retreat into the irradiated ruins from the old wars the monsters still find you
Is there no escape?

>>40458073
Going to wake up tied to a bed with a sore front-side, hair in your teeth, and a ring on your finger.

>>40458082
Oh my god she is wasting SO much alcohol. Doesn't she know how expensive that stuff can be?

>>40458030
Hey, at least she's not the one who has to erase morally reprehensible fetishes.

>>40458082
I really enjoy the way this artist draws eyes in particular

>>40458041
Oh, that's just a rude stereotype, anon. You can't honestly believe a goat is going to do anything bad.

>>40458110
waste? look at the mess! does she know how hard it is to get wine out of clothes or carpet?

>>40458119
I thought from the thumbnail this rata had her panties around her ankles. Made me wonder why she would do such a thing. An esoteric mating ritual?

I love my jub jub wife!

Is it better to be the guest of honor of the seat of honor?

Big girls with big ___?

>>40458201
personalities

>>40458201
Hearts!

>>40458201
wings

>>40458204
>thick as a brick monster runs away crying because you said you liked personalities instead of fat fucking sweater puppies

>>40458214
Gave up far too quickly

https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1545539885947203584?s=20&t=-SMDspun2t40KUxCMxbYuQ
oh hey, barometz

>>40458148
It's the same thing.

Need fat doppel ass

>>40458110
quick! You have to save it, lick it off.
Oh yeah lick it all off...
lower
lower
Lick the pussy clean.
Is it the taste of wine you like so much?
Moan like a slut.

I want to be a bloodbag real bad

>>40458352
>sleeping anon cuddles vampire at the last second
>vampire trapped by cuddles until the morning
awkward breakfast

>>40458298
Rata paparazzi can propably wait in one place for long hours, being able to simply sleep on their own tail.

>>40458352
>vampires claim they are rich, elegant, and in high demand
>have to spend millions to produce media that depicts them as such
Really makes you think

>tall vampire shoves you into her coat and carries you away

>>40458417
foxes did pretty good portraying themselves as something besides being loud, smelly, tactless wild animals

>>40458464
>marry fox expecting a graceful maiden
>actually get a house full of hair because she sheds so much

vampgina bones erotic

>>40458486
>shedding
sounds like someone isn't performing proper mofucare. For shame, Anon.

>>40458497
a fine physique

>>40458417
and the one time a vampire movies trending its because people were making fun of it.

>>40458608
>vampire's pushed to the brink by the morbius memes
>one overhears a clerk mutter 'morbin' time' under his breath when she enters the store
>slams him into the cigarette display and demands he take it back
>fangs bared, eyes glowing, tendrils of the night itself emanating from her being
>Anon says he won't do it any morb
>vampire riot breaks out
>swarms of bats, spontaneous exsanguinations, and the kidnapping and feeding of any unmarried man available lasts for two whole days and nights
>colossal spike in dhampir births six months later

>>40458608
That's because they keep making bad films about MALE vampires instead of ladies

>>40458663
Anybody has the pic with gender-swapped Twilight story?

>>40458641
Being the police/special forces who deal with mamono would be very cool
I

Why did no one tell me if I creampie my monster opponent in the arena she wins? I was dominating her whole match this is fucking bullshit

>>40458744
Monster arena's are bullshit

>>40458753
MGE has canon tornament's right?

>>40458772
dragonia hosts them, yes

>>40458744
You would've lost if you pulled out instead. I got an immediate disqualification when I did it against a Salamander. Apparently it's unsportsmanlike conduct and it didn't matter how much I was winning before

>>40458753
>sign up for amateur league because you are just a scrawny nerd fresh from Earth
>your first fight is against a 200 kg of muscles and rape hellhound
>most of mamono audience was already masturbating before the fight even began

>>40458808
>bukkake is unsportsmanlike
lel she can stay seething and covered in my cum. fuck the rules

>>40458803
reading it also sounds like alto-eris wants to fight in the tornament then fuck her partner in the medbay

>"The body... The body burns... Hey, are you a warrior or not?"
>The swordswoman dragon "Blue Flame" Liliafrau
>Danger:
>Habitat: Stadium of Dragonia
>[Request for Urgent Help]
>This time, I hope your abilities stand out, as you will have to defeat a really strong dragon.
>The person you wish to defeat is Liliafrau, known as "Blue Flame." She is one of the strongest dragons in the Empire of Dragonia, also called a reincarnation of the Sword of Dolandina, known for her invincibility in this stadium.
>Having a character peculiar to the Lizardman bloodline, she longs for a strong opponent, always wanting to do battle with the strongest. >Last year she participated in the Great Colosseum Tournament, but her opponent was a man with poor blade skills. She left the battlefield untouched by the man, despite her victory.
>Without a husband, her flame of battle does not fade. Now manifests in bars and arenas throughout the city, with the goal of extinguishing some more "flame." Her heart desires to find a man as strong as she is. I can understand her, but I can't lose sight of the fact that with her "search for a suitor" she scares other people. She will swing her thirsty blade until she can satisfy herself.
If you have the courage not to fear the dragon and the fire of love that surpasses her fighting spirit, take your sword and fight her.
>~ Dragonia Great Tournament Committee ~

She is either a boss fight or the MC of a fighting game

>>40458870
>Use water magic
>Water beats fire
>Win easily

>>40458815
>gangster boss tells one of her henchwomen to take the fall against Anon so they can clean up on a rigged bet
>get's Anon in on it too, sets up some choreography for them to run through
>day of the match
>henchwoman charges out of the gate, slams Anon into the ground, and has his dick inside her in less than a minute
>kidnaps Anon into witness protection to escape her old boss

Basic rules of the Great Tournament of Dragonia
○In this tournament, we welcome guests from all corners of the Demon World on behalf of Her Majesty the Demon Lord. The purpose of this event is to show love for the martial arts and to embody the bond between humans and mamono, to demonstrate the current understanding that transcends races and tribes, and to show the possibilities of the future.
○ In this tournament, the only weapons allowed in both events are Demonic Silver weapons. The use of non-Demonic Silver weapons and attacks that directly damage participants' bodies are not allowed.
○ The use of magic is restricted by the same rules as described above. The use of magical attacks that directly damage a contestant's body is forbidden. There is also a special restriction on the use of magic, read the document on the use of magic to which we refer.
○ As a rule, single-player battles are single-player and end after one bout. The pairs formed during the "singles performances" participate together with the pairs from the "doubles performances" in the tournament format to determine the winner.

>>40458981
>can't die an honorable death in the arena
Now what?

>>40458981
so would pouring water on a salamander/hinenuzumi count as "damaging?"
>>40459036
honrable loss to futre warrior waifu

>>40458981
Am I allowed to throw sand and fight dirty?

Did the mega always need a password?

>>40457913
Drow

>>40459048
Being picked up and kept as a pet is hardly honorable anon.

>>40458298
Good night rata

>>40459277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOS00ttAblQ

GIWTWM

>>40458744
Sounds like a draw to me.
>>40459093
No, something's wrong. Wait for Wikifag to fix it.

Worshipping lilim thighs is important.

>>40457898
Not interested to a 1/4 of a woman

>>40459590
Standing thigh sex with tall lilim mistress while you are moaning into her cleavage.

>>40458815
>get matched against a 2.5 ton wurm
>technically an amateur because she has no training and only a vague idea of what a fighting tournament even is
>doesn't really matter because you break your hand the first time you punch her

>>40459628
concentrated loving

I'm a newfag, who's the artist that makes these images? i love these pictures and wanna save them but reverse search leads to japanese websites

>>40460562
latenight

>>40460562
latenight, smelly newfag

>>40460582
>>40460584
thanks!

>>40460208
>doesn't really matter because you break your hand the first time you punch her
>she panics and defaults to "protect human" mode
>audience finds this extremely adorable and you two become super stars

>>40460582
>>40460584
guys why'd you respond instead ignoring him?

>>40460208
>striking instead of throwing
Dummy

>>40460674
Relax

>>40460674
Because a newfag that asked an honest harmless question and wasn't an asshole about it is not the end of the world.

>>40460208
>End up wresteling
>Put the wurm into pin and I win even with her trying to coil around me
>And for your victory, you use womb piercer

good morning, I dreamt of fat milky tits

>>40460916
Good morning sir

>>40460932
did you have a glass of milk?

>>40460674
Why the fuck would you ignore a legitimate question, this isn't /monster/ or some shit.

>>40459142
Anon, we've been over this. I want spider vagina, not a vagina that's full of spiders.

Has science gone too far?

>>40460983
well we kind of already have a newcomer who gets extremely angry over things that were posted for years, It is probably not wise to invite more people who will do more of the same.

>>40460983
Who told you those lies, some uppity high elf?

>>40459628
>1/4 of a woman
Just the right size, 1/4 of a woman's age too if they're not from a sabbath.

>>40460674
Because gatekeeping an artist's name is something a passive aggressive high school girl would do.

>>40461114
stop giving it attention

>>40461122
You have no power here. Go play hall monitor somewhere else. I'll reply to whoever I want to, even retards like you.

40461136
okay, have fun. hope you dont shit up the thread, now back to my warm ups

How weird would it be to say to a succubus that I feel safe held in her strong arms when she's not visibly muscular (yet)?

Okay, have fun.

Now back to making breakfast.

>>40461181
not really weird since monster even flabby and weak, are way stronger than normal humans

>>40461069
I need a drow to train me

>>40461201
That part isn't weird since she's likely physically stronger anyway. I was thinking about her getting caught off guard because she wasn't cultivating that image and didn't expect that to be complimented.

>>40461292
ah, then she would be caught off guard but not really weird, her feeling weird would come from asking if you can lick her eyes or something similar I'd imagine

>>40460699
>You Succloaks are in trouble, but trust me, my Dragon gf is goona swoop in and save me.

>>40461201
that's why you incubize and benchpress wurms like a momsterfucker

>>40461330
you have to drink their milk as well and dont forget about having a very strong core, lower body, and strong delts and the thickest neck to make vampires drool

>>40461330
>momsterfucker
Haha that's me!

>get monster wife
>she does the rapey with you
>seeing your dick suddenly bulge inside her as incubizing happens
>knowing your body is no longer your own

Anon, your body is yours. You're still at the helm.

>>40461414
>knowing your body is no longer your own
Don't care, had sex

>>40461414
>knowing your body is no longer your own
Das hot tho.

>>40461414
Being the property of a mamono is fine though.

>>40461285
Good boy.

how many different colors of elf are there?

I bet human diplomats going to mamono realms have to be very good at eating mamono pussy.

>>40460983
This is elfphobic propaganda.

Fighting game autist again. Wurm Question. Do I make her a powerful, overwhelming rushdown with lots of guard crush, or do I make her a zoner who throws boulders? Or both?

>>40461628
Zoner if you want to make a bit of a joke, Rushdown if you want to stay closer to the original purpose.

>>40461628
I vote for the former. Wurm is unstoppable object.

>>40461628
>>40461653
I'd say a stance character for both, just one is the wurm scared but I'd say the former, cause In MGE She wont stop until she gets her man. Also have a move where she pretends to be a train

>>40461595
Only the most cunning negotiators are chosen for this role

>>40461628
also, she has a tendency to be motherly in Canon

>>40461589
If the color exists there's an elf with that color. If a biome exists there's a native elf population to it. Elves are the humans of monsters.

>>40461753
>Elves are the humans of monsters.

>>40461753
are there violet sewer elves?

be careful anon at the church you revive in

>>40461711
The female diplomats would last slightly longer at their job than the males I suppose. Depends on how long said monsterizing takes with any given mamono patron.

>>40461414
mm that's so hot, also you are now as sexualy proficient as her and can start turning the tables and fucking her into passing out/submission
incubizing rocks, also your dick is now hentai sized

>>40459277
>>40458298
>>40458119

>>40457907

>>40461711
You have to be a master debater to even have a chance in the world of monster diplomacy.

>>40461850
the best thing would be to fuck each other into passing out

>>40461850
>fucking your human gf and turn into an incubus at the same time she is monsterizing.

I will not, under any circumstance, lose to a mere dark elf.

>>40462011

>>40459277
Oof, I wonder what she smells like down there

>>40462011
>>40462089
They train their whole life to make humans lose to them though.

>>40462092
My semen

>>40462121
I doubt it

>diplomat Anon with a bicorn or nurari handler

>>40462155
just a fancy and politically important whore with a pimp at that point

>>40462177
sounds very hot

>>40462096
Elves regardless of color are made to lose to cock

>>40462188
It really is hot but for me one of my fanstays is to be turned into a love doll and be used by a fat old hag

>>40462177
no wonder Im forced to wear such skimpy outfits

>>40462218
>is to be turned into a love doll and be used by a fat old hag
Hands bound, mouth gagged and eyes blindfolded by a rich old manticore?

>>40461769
we call those rats
>>40462336
no, basically cant move, can feel everything, cant speak but still poseable and can still make grunts and moans, face stuck smiling. I wouldn't mind that

>>40462218
>fat old hag
Trans hag I hope?

please end yourself, mr. ugly

How do I mess with Miss Haku so I can get spanked by her?

Today is Tuck a Demon into Bed Day. Please tuck a demon into bed.

>>40462452
but my demon roommate tucks me into bed tho?

>>40462448

>>40462364
Sounds like the fate of someone who crosses the fat faceless tanuki hags in charge of the city.

>>40462557
sounds perfect, now how do I fuck with them?

>>40457898
gote

>>40462697
what about the gote, you welshman?

>>40461918

a normal tree rat thats been spying on you

What are the cutest monster girl and husband pics out there?

>>40462697
>no rectangle eyes
Is she truly a gote?

>>40463017
you and your wife

>>40462992
Tree rats are better even they're petite.

>>40462912
Now this is the ideal form!

>>40463025
nah, shortstacks are better

Behold, human!

>>40461850
Yet another reason for loli superiority, you can fuck them into submission without any need for incubization.

>>40463077
Hola. senor. Que paso, con usted. Yo nada mas quiero leche

>>40463077
Y que paso con usted, Vieja. Por que yo nad mas quiero leche pa tomar>Me puedos brindar un poco

>>40463091
But can she carry baby to full term?

>>40463033
I disagree

>>40463117
lets agree to disagree

>>40457898

>>40463148
speak about why you post without saying anything?

>>40463159
Too busy being smothered by elf tits.

>>40463190
>>40463190
whats game is that?

>>40463200
It just looks like a shitty daz model to me

>>40463210
i see

>>40463159
quoting the OP always seemed the strangest part to me. there's no significance to doing it.

>>40463200
>>40463210
>>40463222
It's from Honey Select.

>>40463242
>quoting the OP always seemed the strangest part to me.
not really, you come across the thread, you dont enter but just click quick reply on trhe op and post your pic

I want to get tightly hugged by lilim's wings. I want to be unable to escape no matter how much I struggle.

>>40463243
Got a pirate that for the booty

>>40463287
It should be noted that the outfit in >>40463190 isn't in the vanilla game but is a mod. https://kemono.party/patreon/user/954612/post/16776571

>>40463311
Ok

>>40463280
Your mind won't survive!

>>40463273
oh, i always disable all that stuff

Fox butts drive me nuts.

The illustrious Dragon Knight saves you from a band of vile Siths! Do you:
A. Reward her bravery by asking her on a date
B. Thank her, but say you're not into tailets (Speech Check Pass Chance: 11%)
C. Demand to see her panties, as is custom where you come from
D. Curse her out for separating you from the dirty, smelly furries
Hidden Dialogue Option: Ask her how many eggs Deonora has left

>>40463474
last option

quick question, should I do for honey select2 libido

>>40463114
Technically yes, but those responsibilities should wait until they're fully grown at least.

>>40463489
She becomes enraged and accuses you of insulting her queen. She then cuts you with her demon silver sword and leaves you on the ground.
From this, you can infer Deonora has very few eggs left.

>>40463501
worth it Im going to break into Deneora's castle in broad daylight with nothing but a big shield and mace and nothing more, beelining it to her court

>>40463474
Gonna go with C and try my luck.
Or it will turn out she doesn't even wear panties like the perv she is.

>>40463455
Symmetrical boatfox stern, need that on my face

>>40463497
I personally don't care for it, it pushes a less anime style character model, Koikatsu is better in my opinion.

>>40463524
She blushes and stammers but is adamant on respecting other cultures. After she takes off her greaves, you see she's wearing very plain white panties. Lame. You call her a pervert anyway.

>>40463544
not even striped... grandma hagon knight

>>40463544
>Lame. You call her a pervert anyway.
>The only correct way to talk to a dragon

>>40463550
at least she wasn't wearing bloomers

>>40463589
>>40463589
I would call her a cute 2hu if she did but no shes just a boring grandma knight

>>40463535
Anilingus anon loyal to the foxes

>>40463607
Marriage required. Make more bondage spiders.

>>40461628
Honestly I’d expect a Wurm to be one of those massive, powerful, but fuck all movement speed characters.
Like Aganos.

>>40463433
It wasn't much use anyway.

>>40457898

>>40463638
will she grow up to normal size, if I put her into cumjar for a few nights?

>>40463659
>How to have the Demon Realm feds break down your door in one easy step

>>40463690
Demon Realm is a federalist state?

>>40463633
True. The human mind is filled with many useless things. It should rather be filled with thoughts on pleasure and pleasuring the mamono.

>>40463638
small snakes

>>40463638
tiny sneks

>>40463751
>>40463767
>>40463638
>the meaing of spilling your spagetthi takes on a whole new meaning

>>40463638
miniature snakes

>>40463775
>having pockets full of tiny snakes
but why?

>>40463792
sometimes, you need a little pick me up in the form of tiny snakes telling you ganbatte ne

>>40463792
It's easy to take them outside that way and it's warm inside the pockets.

>>40463747
there is no higher calling

I would let a very small lamia coil around my neck and whisper advice to me throughout the day

>>40463821
that but a full size apophis

>>40463821
what kind of advice would she give? I can only think of her "advising" you to buy more eggs for her to eat

>>40463831
hope you have strong legs and trunk
>>40463833
how not to be a sperg

Why are dryads so picky about what kind of fertilizer you get her?
Every time I get a dryad fertilizer she keeps saying something about "No, the "other" kind of fertilizer".

She has got the hots for (You).

>>40463833
Telling me what monsters around me are whores
all of them, apparently

>>40463810

>>40463843
and Im running from the MGCPD since I dont pay for my bus and train fares. We are perfect for each other

>>40463792
POCKET SNAKES

>>40463859
Anon, those small prices are levied to make sure the public transportation is in good condition and on time. You should pay them so the poor snailgirls can get to work on time.

>>40463870
Oh no, not snails, my true weakness.

>>40463870
but i sill aint gonna pay them, i'll hop the turnstiles again and again

>>40463883
So you want to make the snails cry?

>>40463891
sorry, my family is all criminals. The law nor saddness can't touch me

>>40463870
maybe those snails shouldn't work then
maybe they should have been mothers

>>40463870
i do it cause I want sgt anibis to notice what I'm doing, next IM going to rob an entire chain of banks from tanukis and take full ownership of that chain of banks and be the ceo of the company

>>40463912
They want to be mothers but they can't catch boys. Because snail.

>>40463870
Protect snail

>>40463973
She has a giant shell, she can protect herself.

>>40463967
i like to root for the underdog but i imagine most snails and slugs have to wait and catch anon while he's sleeping

>>40463988
Protect her smile

>>40463990
that would be terrifying to wake up to

>>40464001
you'll feel better about it after you nut a couple times.

>>40463990
>wake up from a nice nap
>find a snail, cat, bug, and kiki staring each other down at the foot of your bed
>all of their heads snap to you
>they all jump for you while screaming "MINE!!!"
Ah jeez

pofu

>>40464030
remember kids, sniffing moth powder is a gateway to doing shrooms with teashrooms

>>40463810
who dis girl

>>40464041
that's a yuel

>>40457898

I am not addicted and can quit anytime.

>>40464088
cute creepy crawly, i wonder if ookumades perv on their crush

>>40460208
>you start crying
>she surrenders immediately
>take the dub

>>40463967
>come home from work
>your snail kids excitedly rush in for a hug
>several minutes later you hug them
hnnng

Can someone post the Wurm Train pic? Not sure how to make Wurm's train attack work.

Slow romantic sex with Snail wife!
Relaxed and easygoing life with Snail wife and Snail daughters!

>>40464314
ma'am, please don't steal the employees
yes mr. anon is a nice guy but you can't keep trying to steal him

is this the power of essence?

>>40464328
i hate when ms fox makes you frisk her

>>40464237
they aint no wurm train pic yet but, imagine the wurm popping out the ground at high speed, impacting the opponent then going into the ground again with the opponent in hand

>>40464343
Got it. Thanks.

>>40463833
>chibi hebi demands to ride in your pocket at all times to scare away home wreckers

>>40464341
just get the oni guard to frisk her, that will shut her down real quick

>>40464348
if you dont like that one just in case, the wurm will coil up like a spring, tighter and tighter unitl bam, highspeed 3 ton wurm hug at the speed of a bullet train

>>40464338
gotta keep giving more essence to see how far evolution can go
for science of course

If a monster wants my top tier anime obsessed essence she's going to have to wine and dine me first.

>>40464360
I'm probably going to use both, actually. The dig thing will cost meter, but be really useful for getting in if her opponent is spamming projectiles. She tunnels underground and repears in front of them/directly under them. The spring will just be a jump in.

>>40464367
what makes your essence so top tier? pineapple juice? good personality?

>>40464367
but will she listen if she already ripped your pants off and about to get your dick?

if a monster wants me for a night she just needs to pay me the fee of milk and some time drawing her sexy form

>>40464367
i fucking love wine
wine elemental mofu when

>>40464402
>>40458082
either that or a fancy barometz would be good

>>40464387
of course. she is a considerate and thoughtful lover who knows your limits and respects your boundaries

>>40464380
i think a good follow up to the subway hug is the diamond crushing hug where the wurms just squeals about cute the opponent and hugs them very hard or the mother of all smothers move where the head of the opponent is forced between the wurms massive titties
also a pic of my wurm wife

>>40464444
Checked, all mamono now have to respect consent

>>40464384
KC said it. And it makes sense in lore that years of pining after monster girls that don't exist is going to concentrate into something they like eating since they get off to the emotion in semen or something like that.
His setting is remarkable consistent even when it comes to alps if you take it all from the point of view of a relatively crazy succubus who thinks homosexuals are mentally ill and need help.

>>40464367
you guys got any last requests to a monster before imminent rape?
i'm not too picky but i would sheepishly request a change of locale to something private, indoors and on a bed

>>40464509
fresh breast milk and some pampering before I get raped until I pass out

>>40464463
Im going to make rape great again!

>>40464509
That would really ruin the mood.

>>40464528
the thing about requests is they don't have to listen

>>40464463
>big monsters now have to awkwardly flirt instead of pinning anon to the ground and raping him
Hurray for consent!

>>40464463
>consent
Dude just say this:
>Wanna see a multiple hours of videos, then talk about a blue cartoon hedgehog's lore who can run fast?"
This is the perfect way to protect yourself from monsters raping you, as it dries up any woman's pussy.

>>40464548
cute cow

>>40464558
but now the nerds are going to rape you

>>40464566
why post fox but nothing esle?

>>40464558
>raped by cute monster
>she doesn't share any of your super autistic hobbies
Cheshire wins again.

man, i want a velociraptor monster gf

>>40464593
jubjubs are pretty close

>>40464548
>Hellhound post on 4mon
>"How the hell do I get a man now that the anti-rape law has passed"
>Get responses like "just suck his dick, lol" for succubi
>Get a detailed response about challenging him to a duel by some salamander
>Gets a way to long and detailed post from a haku that has clearly never talked to a man who wasn't just her students.

>>40464603
Cockatrice body, Jubjub attitude.

>>40464612
GIVE

>>40464612
big legs, thighs and ass, bigs tits, has claws, hunts in packs and is very short

>>40464606
>>40464548
>case of hebi vs Anon goes all the way to the supreme court
>she claims that since they were destined to be together, it wasn't rape
>court rules that because there was expressed adoration and he came that it was making love
>men everywhere decry the decision
>these cries are quickly smothered by large monster bodies

Fatcubus.

>>40464626
sorry, try again, that succ aint fat, her tummy is even as flat as an ironing board

>>40464625
>court rules that because there was expressed adoration and he came that it was making love
Consent that day, was once again, banished as rape ruled that day

>>40464626
Not even fat.

>>40464603
we're in trouble if jubjubs ever figure out how to open doors

>dude men's best friends lmao

>>40464675
Cope.

>>40460983
I remember that thread too

>>40464171
The catch: she takes you home.

>>40460983
Rude!

>>40464709
He's gonna fuckin drown when the rolls in

>>40464709
It's a good thing I'd have waterbreathing with a mermaid, otherwise I'd be freaking the fuck out at being chained to an underwater rock.

You just hit by a spell that turned you into a plushie version of yourself and a wurm picked you up, what do you, the spell wears off in an hour

>>40464723
that's the implication, yeah. completely at the mercy of ms fish

>>40464728
workshop a catchphrase i guess

>>40464723
You have that long to accept her. Or else

>>40464743
why squid go tribal tho?

>>40464743
Why are westerners so obsessed with terribly watermarking their awful art?

>>40464773
think someone gonna steal or something

Focks

>>40464859
>fox using the ancient sword of her ancestors to put jelly on her toast again
young foxes have no manners these days

>>40464859
long legs

Look at my daughters, look at them mofu.

>>40464937
need to always keep your daughter's mofu nice and shiny

>>40464937
I wish your daughters would rape me

Y'all are so excited to get portal'd to MGC.
Poor fools don't even realize that without a valid passport, you'll just be put in the hagville adoption center.
And trust me, you won't spend more than a few hours in there.

>>40465026
>"Don't worry, Anon. We use the most thorough investigative interview processes to find you the most suitable spou- I mean, care taker."
>an hour later you can hear the sound of a heated auction taking place

>>40465026
You act like I'm not gonna just find the nearest canine officer and throw myself at her.

>>40465026
>>40465051
I'd like to see them try to sell me off when I start autistically babbling in public about 14th century armor and German swordsmanship techniques in between diatribes about 2hu lore and how Rhodoks are the best faction in Mount and Blade.

>>40465053
All Portal Officers, Operators and miscellaneous personnel are married monsters to prevent this very thing.

>>40465071
>Rhodicks
Not even matangos will want you with that shit taste.

>>40465073
Ask the officer for her daughter's hand, easy.

>>40465051
>"caretaker" shows up.
>actively panting and drooling, hair disheveled
>pill bottle sticking out of her pocket

>>40465073
That's dead wrong, the mamono armed forces are canonically staffed by majority single monsters looking for husbands.
It's considered part of the compensation.

>>40465026
anubis keeps seizing my passport
if only there was some convenient way to gain citizenship

>>40465051
I'll show myself off and start drawing some of those monsters or just start making weapons using pipes of various lengths heavy hexnuts and some ducktape

>>40465026
I'll tell them I'm from Dragonia and I lost my passport. If they put me in touch with the embassy I can ask for a new one.

>>40465085
Cavcuck detected, get fucked with pike and bolt lmao

>>40465026
>>Poor fools don't even realize that without a valid passport, you'll just be put in the hagville adoption center.
Please tell me they run those really sad commercials but it’s just a bunch of anons looking really sad and alone sitting on their couches eating pack ramen and getting drunk.

>>40465095
>go home with your new custodian
>chains you to the bed and feeds you a ton of drug laced food
>by the time the human rights activists raid her house, you're already a mindbroken mess
>lilim calls for a systematic reform of the human distribution process

>>40465164
They can't raid her house, she's behind 20 daughters by then.

>>40465140
>lolololol suck it, swadians!
>sits in their dumb corner of the map the entire game
>conquers one city and never leaves their fortress again
Damn bro, you sure got me. Guess my centaur wife and I will have to settle with the other 90% of Calradia. Have fun with your hill fort, though.

>>40465026
I'll be that one anon always asking for milk

>>40465026
>And trust me, you won't spend more than a few hours in there.
The great escape with loli sympathizers. Hags are just... awful. I mean, really, why.

>>40465026
my ancestors are masters at running from the ICE agents

>>40464937
Cute daughters anon.

>>40465219
getting repeatedly mindbroken by both sides as they keep capturing and recapturing you sounds fun
ms flayer can sort out the mess later

>>40465051
>Before each auction the recorded interview is shown to the crowd
>riot control measures have to be put in place to stop them from storming the merchandise room

>>40465026
Joke's on them I caught covid so I don't think I can be sent there

>>40465282
>Interview of anon
>Anon is very very confused and very anxious
>Extremely jumpy and very shy to touch
>Even doesnt look at the officer in the eye until told to do so
>Is also built like a stick

>>40465026
Oh no!? Is there also some paperwork to fill with my preferences, because that would be totally horrible as well!

>>40465323
>officer just takes anon for herself
>officially because it is protective custody
>unofficially because she can see him as a good father as she ruffles his hair while he is on her lap

>>40465282
>The ambiance for the auction is wet noises, panting and the occasional muttered-under-breath curse word.

>>40464460
I will take notes from you, wurm aficionado. There will be wurm tiddy smothering.

>>40465255
if the flayer is going to be doing all this fixing might aswell be renamed to mind mender

>>40465323
>Hags are practically foaming at the mouth

>>40465323
>protective monsters IMAGINING
>hag monsters who want to give him a good meal IMAGINING
>sadistic monsters who want to hear him scream IMAGINING
You can practically feel the UOOOH aura through the bars of your cell

>>40465282
>ms cheshire lets a couple jubjubs loose in the merchandise room
oh the humanity

>>40465390
thats a one fat bird

>>40465026
Yeah right, I’ll go to the nearest bathroom and flush myself down the toilet. One way ticket straight to Wonderland, those suckers will never find me.

>>40465398
poor thing is too fat to fly, so be a good guy and take 4 jubs

>>40465406
Wonderland is just a containment zone for neet monsters that don't want to do anything

>>40465359
>>40465368
>On that day, it was the most dangerous auction ever

>>40457898
Dear diary, the tail was fat.

>>40465419
>enter wonderland lost woods
>all you hear is creepy nerd otaku 'ehehe' giggling
>from all directions

>>40465282
>Anon keeps watching the price climb
>keeps tells the crowd to calm down because he's not worth that much
>Price skyrockets from monsters wanting to either heal him or punish him for thinking that

>>40465419
With any luck I’ll end up in the home of a neet Hat that likes iced tea and vidya.

Dark elf ass and tits.

>>40465453
>crowd gets more heated as price goes up
>some start masturbating
>anon won't be able to leave without getting a tit shoved in his mouth by the end of this

The Wurm is armed.

>>40465282
>review officer asks anon if he knows any tricks
>anon proudly says he can do a back flip
>fails the flip and lands on his face
>laughs it off by saying the room is to cramp
>all the while he has tears in his eyes and a bloody nose
>hag riots for anon ensue

>>40465427
What if I hug the tail?

>>40465419
>go to wonderland
>want a cheshire that torments you with her jokes
>find out that everybody in wonderland is just a bunch of fat lazy shut ins who gave up on the overworld long ago
>whatever, mamano mana will take care of the weight
>find a cheshire
>all her jokes are self depreciating cries for help followed by depressed and slightly crazed laughter