/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40445916
Abe-san...

Now I'm hapoy with the OP fixed

>>40445940
Damn communists and troons tried to take out Abe.

>>40446119
?

>>40445940
He's in MGE now, making dozens of babies as we speak.

>enter the ancient dragon's lair, fight past an army of constructs and solve a bunch of autistic puzzles to reach her treasure room
>nothing but books
>turns out she's another one of those "knowledge is the real treasure" nerds

>>40445940
Monstergirls everywhere, even in dimensions where Abe isn't known to them, are choking up in worry

I know what Warhammer bad but i still want to help the extremist army in a dreadnought armor and have Cheshire pop in to comfort me between missions when I can't get out of the dreadnought.

>>40446141
Go to the catalog, check out the pinned thread regarding for Japanese Prime Minister Abe, I don't want to shit up the thread because of off topic.

>>40446161
dont let the memes fool you, mage dragons are as terrifying as they are rare

>>40446161
But does she have a complete set of William Vollmann's Rising Up and Rising Down?

you get Isekai'd to the MGE setting but you have all the abilities and gear of the last RPG game you played, how does it go down?

>>40446260
Last RPG I played was Ys so I'll just run into monsters and hope for the best

>>40446260
>Noita
I probably kill myself by accident while the monstergirls wonder what the fuck I was even trying to do.

>>40446161
Take her lunch money

>>40446260
Does Monster Hunter count?
I think the girls would laugh at all my relatively slow moves.

>>40446260
It was Morrowind so I'd use the broke alchemy mechanics to prank monsters until I get bored and start dropping corruption potions on human cities

>>40446260
>Albion online
guess I am now a millionaire frost mage riding on top of a terror bird

>>40446260
Is Elite Dangerous an RPG game

Worship vampires

>>40446260
last RPG that was RPG by name was Monster Girl Dreams and if I can do a super powerful Mating Presses and Carrying Fucks while being able to seduce any monster and buff my sexual stamina, while having 250% virility of a normal guy, then I'll become the new Demon Lord I suppose.
I also played a quasi RPG stealth game about escaping German POW camp as an American pilot, but all he could do was pick locks, climb fences, sneak and throw stones.

>>40446417
no

>>40446260
>Kotor
Force grope

>>40446383
I believe so

>>40446260
>MGQ paradox

>>40446260
Would you count DBZ Kakarot or FF14 more?

>>40446521
Then my ability is being a shitter in a Vulture. My special ability is Pulse Lasers.

>>40446510
>you still cant reach the top shelf
bullying lolis never gets old

>>40446579
LASERS?

>>40446521
Oh cool let me guess his skills
>Shit at parking
>Getting fucked over in the stock market
>Doing long monotonous jobs and having fun
>And getting tickets from space bug girls

>>40446590
DAS RITE

>>40446260
>Dofus with end game build
will be top comfy, strong enough to outmatched most mamono but still challenging

>>40446432
Yes.
Dude they give you nice food and cool video games

Recommend me more tanukis to draw

>>40446803
draw a Tanuki being distressed but aroused, being aggresively hit on by a beggar, who's handsome, but still rugged and in tarnished clothes

>>40446260
>Monster Hunter
>be a hunter
>find a fox mamono
>try to get to her tails
>end up walking into the mofu and get trapped by her tails
>queue pinning attack of the fox furiously raping me while tightly hugging me with her arms and tails
>get carted constantly to the seedy mofu den
or if monhun doesn't count
>Roboquest
>have weird firearms and weapons at my disposal with highly technological gear
>modify them to be seggz inducing
>guns fire aphrodisiac bullets and such which cause extreme horny behaviours on mamonos while weakening them
>manage to get a harem that way

>>40446803
Tanuki watching her stocks drop

>>40446260
I was playing a monster taming game.

>>40446803
Tanuki tring to cheat at card games
Tanuki and fox cooperation (I like the old trickster duo style old animes used to do)
Tanuki with a shrine to todd howard
Tanuki showing her daughter slight of hand tricks
Naked tanuki with bank notes covering her nipples and crotch

>>40446803
Tanuki experiencing hyperinflation

>>40446803
Tanuki trying to sell someone the bridge a troll lives under

>>40446608
>Doing long monotonous jobs and having fun
as an Albion Online player I can relate to that

POV: You are of a military task force and you and your team mates have fight your way through a favela full of Amazonians and ocelomehs to track down and arrest a wanted criminal/fugitive

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0naKeVdo5V0

You mess with hubby you get stabby

>>40446260
>Last rpg I played was some mediocre hack'n'slash where I was just a generic viking
I didn't pay anything for this prompt and I still feel cheated

>>40446803
Tanuki on a romantic dinner with (You)

>>40446260
>fallout 2 with endgame equipment
>mock order troops and walk away laughing as they hit me for no damage
>use max barter skills to scam danukis
>be the only person that has a car
>take my power armor off as soon as I have a random encounter with a manticore

>>40446260
>Endgame Skyrim character
Going to use dragon rend to knock a dragon out of the sky and marry her.

>>40446828
>every monstergirl has a pin attack
>Basilisk lasers will one shot you no matter what

>>40446803
A gathering of danukis in a Global Economic Forum. Complete with a "head" Danuki looking like a super villain, likely telling the common folk they will own nothing and eat bugs.

>die taking a bullet/bolt/arrow for a lich
>she resurrects me and binds me to her will.
>Now I can take bullets for her for the rest of eternity.
Liches are big romantics like that.

>our boy is dead
what a terrible day for rain

Umi da?

>>40448107
bereavement is great motivation to learn necromancy. MGs love corny shit like that

>Have long decades spanning rivalry with a lich
>Never manage to find her phylactery and break it
>Stuck trying my hardest to make her aheago
>While only getting kuudere sex
>Eventually die due to old age
>Lich raises me
>Admit defeat and ask where she hid her phylactery
>Her phylactery was me
>She begins tearing up
>Me dying broke the spell
>Finally have emotional sex
>Sheets are wet with tears
>Also sweat and cum

>>40448107
But what about resting in peace!? What about learning to let go!? Why must you force a soul back to a body just to selfishly hold onto a person who's time to pass on has come!? Necromancy and immortality bad!!!

>>40448370
She enjoys the cuddling. I do as well.

>>40448341
Big hit in the undead kingdoms that one.

>>40446171
>I know what Warhammer bad but i still want to help the extremist army in a dreadnought armor
>Dreadnought 40k

Nah, make it Warhammer Fantasy instead. Regardless of that one faggot spamming Warhammer memes and our resident "gatekeepers, Warhammer Fantasy is more tolerable with mixing with MGE's fantasy. Just picture it, monstergirl soldiers beating and pro-active dating Empire of Man soldiers into better lives. An under empire of feisty quirky rat girls, beastwomen raiding settlements for the purpose of nabbing men and or young boys to be husbands. High elves who live in that donut island being "beaten" and humbled by Fallen Goddess-aligned mamono to be friendlier and open to other races and monstergirls in general. Think about it.

>>40448442
no

>>40446260
>Skyrim
>Ice Form shout
>A set of armor and jewelry that lets me cast spells for 0 Magicka cost
>Basically all the good spells (Fireball, Fire Storm, Blizzard, Ice Storm, Thunderstrike, Lightning Storm)
>A ton of MP anyhow for other spells like Conjuration and healing spells
>Decent health
No one touches my penis unless I allow it. If they try I’m shooting off magic explosions every 3 seconds.

>>40448442
no
I won't think anything about warhammer

Post your best cheshire cat pics please!

Some say a hidden treasure lies at the heart of hagville, a fortune waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

>>40448496
Ah, right, Incinerate. Can’t forget Incinerate.

>>40448442
No, WHF if crap for mixing with MGE because it's too close and you get some semi-serious autism, at least with 40k the crossover can be amusing in its absurdity.
Also WHF enables /tg/ fucktards and only bad actors push the idea that they weren't/aren't a threat.

>>40448442
Regardless of setting I want a stern big booty high elf princess to sit on my face.

>>40448442
No, I don't want to make hybrid universe, it's always end up badly. In the dreadnought case, I was more thinking about getting in mge and building one by myself because I like them a lot
>Even in sex I still serve

Go hump the legs of the Lilim general. Imagine her reaction haha

>>40448644
Then you could build a normal giant robot. Chicks dig giant robots but most of them don't dig self-mutilation.

>>40448696
Gonna go up to her and tell her that lilims are shit and make fun of her for being an unmarried loser despite having every conceivable power to attract any man she wanted

>>40448546

>>40448762
I was imagining a version where you can plug in or out so it would just need a main spinal connector to be as reactive as your body and give you all data. Robot/me ha that you control with controllers a re lame. Getting one biomechanical is not self-mutilation

i just got pheinas gauged, where is the nearest lich or monster doctor to fix me up

Post your best lilim pics please!

Warhammerfags go and stay go.

Im just going to fall asleep standing in front of a lim, thats how boring they are

>>40448898

>>40448762
I was imagining a version where you can plug in or out, it would just need a main spinal connector to be as reactive as your body and give you all data. Robot/mecha that you control with controllers are lame. Getting one biomechanical is not self-mutilation.
Let's change subject, we're taking too much room now.

Amazoness that directly said she loves me would placate me extremely easily.

>>40448898
gimme 300-word essay why I should indugle you with three reasons and some convincing arguments as to why

>>40448898

>>40449017
smells like major duty

>>40448811

>>40448984
This is why ms. Haku is still single.

even hellhounds like domesticated doujins

>>40449076
Im her husband she aint single fat and ugly
Unlike you, lmao also Im the gaphags hubby as well

>>40449083
I must grope that belly.

>>40449115
I fucking love hags.

sorry anon but your contract states you have to wear the loader living armour

>>40448951
I said best, not worst, hue hue hue

>>40449115
Fuck off bitch.

>>40449189
Lmao, someone's mad

>>40449189
You first, tripfag.

>>40449117
Same, I want to big, musucalr and proud hellwan into a pudgy lapdog

>>40449230
You first, bitch.

>>40449189
el schizo has arrived

>>40449270
Hella gay, having a name

>>40449272
Hey there glowboy.
>>40449280
What's gay is this general, just happened to spy a bitch on the front page.

>>40449149
Why can't I use the sledger?

40449299
>I've come to something I don't like and come to botch about it like my whore mother
Lmao fucking clown

What are they speaking about ?

>>40449326
ignore it and post mofu

>>40449333
Nice holy numbers, post a holy fox

>>40449333
Fox mofu cringe, only tree rat and kot mofu good for grog

>>40449361
And this why you went extinct

>>40449383
And you will to, fox are only know for that

>>40449399
learn to spell, caveman.Foxes also want boys and kits cause without humans they have no hubbies

>>40446260
>Monster Hunter
Time to hunt demon beasts with my wife

god foxes are so boring. so many good profiles and you go for the most boring of the foxes, an already boring species.

>>40449430
god gave you a mind, two hands and feeet so talk about what you want, anon. How about living dolls then?

Boy, I sure hope nothing important happened during my day off...

>>40449445
cute tree rat, hope she dont have baby rabies

>>40449445
I want to __________ a rata

>>40449410
Writing nice is for the weak who can't hold the big stick. Your bloodline will run dry

>>40449483
Anon, you would believe anything, I really wonder how you still alive, tell me that this fox wouldn;t want to have a cute son to spoil

>>40449445
I know where you live and I just consume 1kg of raging mushroom. You will never harass me again

do dolls play with you?

>>40449083
>slutty hellhound brat insists on reading a manga with you
>it turns out to be a doujin where a proud wolfgirl gets dominated, fucked and mating pressed into submission
>"wow Anon, that looks really exciting, wanna try taming me too?"

>>40449591
Fed and bread

>>40449454
>>40449471
>>40449532
Boy, I sure hope nothing important happened during my friend's day off...

>>40449611
nothing happens, just the world drifting slightly closer to portal day

>>40449509
My middle-aged fox neighbor keeps asking to borrow some sugar from me at least once a week. I don't want to be rude, how do I explain to her that she should buy her own sugar already?

>>40449611
Looks like she just went to the Pancake Palace, nothing out of the ordinary there.

>>40449611
You're next

>>40449639
Start lifting nude in the frontyard,, it's real fun

>>40449591
>shes becoems quite the pudgy pupper

>>40449611
Shes getting her winter weight early for some reason

>>40449639
Give her some of that low-calorie sugar that gives you diarrhea.

>>40449784
this anon has a face not even a mother can love I assume

>>40449696
>do that
>eventually she comes over with a crazed look on her face
>her breasts are leaking through her clothes
>nevermind the funny fluids trickling down her legs
>"sugar.... I need.... sugar"
Thankfully, working out has prepared anon's body for what was about to come and he didn't end up with an injury

>>40449800
>fox thinks she can overpower anon
>gets tired after 30 secs, anon flips her over and into doggy pose
>anon proceeds to blow out her back

Is it hag hours yet?

>>40449882
It's barely past 12 just like my wife.

>>40449913
12 centuries or 12 millennia?

>>40449913
4chan clock says it's just barely past 9

>>40449882
its whatever hour you want as long you make it interesting and novel

someone fix this poor doll

Squirrels are good

>>40449964
Rata News, news you can trust.

>40449860
>anon proceeds to blow out her back
Too soon

>>40450014
is that how abe got shot?

>>40449929
sounds like senior citizen discount hours to me

>>40450028
much like that fox you posed

Pharaoh is important.

what did you catch the anubis doing

>>40449964
i think i dig chicks with ties. ratas, familiars and anubis are good girls

>>40450154
Looking at big booty pharaoh pics

>>40450184
butt why would she do that?

>>40450154
Does she carefully masturbate with a claw or just rub her whole bean against it?

>>40450197
Buttcause Pharaoh is the greatest.

>>40450201
a good question that I dont know the answer for

>>40450168

>>40450201
she took a cast of anons hand when he wasn't paying attention to use for such purposes

>>40450208
Butt Ms Anubis's butt is bigger

sexiest pic

>>40450273
! !

>>40446260
Terraria Calamity, so I keep my overpowered magic and accessories. Yeah the Order isn't going to be around much longer.

Its very hot to see monster girls drinking from anothers breast

>>40446260
never played one, im shit at them

>>40450215
That's because she is butt blessed by the Pharaoh.

>>40450382
really...

>>40450421
>has no butt
>helps glorify the butt of her subordinate
A true leader

>>40450421
Of course. Even the Apophis is a fan.

>>40450463
>that purple lipstick
>THose plump lips
Now although this Pharoah is flat, I still find her sexy

>>40450421
>"Oh no, it looks like you'll have to suck the venom out if you want to save her!"

>>40450512
something I'll glady do but hope that entire bakery aint placed on my face

>>40450208
ahem

Pharaoh child wife with a perfect fat ass

>>40450551
Big booty lolibaba pharaoh goddess. Also smug.

sand wan cow

name me a better combo

>>40446260
>starting equipment from DQ3
I'm fucked. Literally.

>>40450636
Vampire mistress and kiki meido

>>40450675
good combo but
jabber and gazer

>>40450636
wurm and another wurm

>>40450712
nah, its auntie wurm and dragon momster

>>40450636
Anubis+Wight or Demon+Pharaoh

>>40450729
i see the former is better than the latter but ghost and her aunt phantom

>>40448811
>High elf sorceress who will use your face as a pillow for her fat butt while gossiping with her friends
or
>Dark elf warrior who will order you to give her scarred and sweaty body a tongue bath after removing her armor.

>>40450765

>>40450565
That minus the "baba"

40450773
smells like a failure that wasnt aborted

how highclass is your wife?

>>40450802
Highest of class

>>40450815
now this is high class

>>40449964
I would do many things with and to a rata. Loving things of course, but things none the less.

>>40450832
The most charismatic mistress. Can't ask for a better lady to serve.
She also pays really well

>>40450893
>>40450893
also has great milk and lets you rest your head between her knockers

>>40450893
Made for deflowering and carrying sextuplets. She may act all haughty and noble but she'll always have your best in her mind and woe betide who even as lay a finger on you.

>40448496
>phone poster
>off-topic picture
Just kys, please.

>>40451064
she even gave you an early birrthday present

>>40451143
Christmas this early?

>>40451153
Shes so kind, aint she?

>>40451116
OoooOOohh it's summer

bunny is very lonely, hug her before she dies from loneliess

>>40446260
Last RPG I played was Elona and I could almost take down a god there so I'd be quite comfy.

>>40451234
>loneliess
Turning her into a broodmother will solve that problem.

>>40451390
How many more moon rabbits will there be now

>>40450636
Satyros and Hatter

creating the hellhound

>>40451192
Something's different about this vampire...

>>40451453
Take a bit of sulfur, lots of coal, a fire, and a black dog
Then heat it up to the temperature of the core and voila, you have a hellhound

>>40449115

>>40446260
>Project Zomboid
I have canned food and a frying pan with me. Also, some books on carpentry I can't read.

>>40451489
Just imagine the milk in those milkers

>>40451515
A perfect drink to have to maintain stamina during eternity-long session of sex

>>40451542
Also makes great lube

>>40451542
Also perfect for milk baths

>>40445916

>>40451542
Monsokyo's Hagsville is scary.

>>40451572
Very fancy bat, always at her best to get a man after 1xxxxxxxxxxxxx years

>>40451542
>>40451515
It's for all the ??????-yokai daughterus you will be making with her.

I've been thinking about how one would realistically court a pharaoh and have come up with four options
>Find one still asleep in her tomb. Moderate chance of being graped by a neet apophis
>Get into an arranged marriage. Will likely require you to be an aristocrat or have gullible/greedy parents
>Write anonymous love letters until her secret service tracks you down. Probably the most reliable option
>Luck

>>40451600
If I remember correctly, she was a axtol or something
>>40451612
Or another option is break in and steal her

>>40451612
I've put thought into marrying a baphomet which has the same problem but I assume the answer that the wg3 gives is the same as what applies to pharoah
Ask very nicely over and over until they decided you are good enough
This may only apply to baphomets who are probably not drowning in as many options as they imply.

>>40450893
>>40451143
>>40451192

Good fucking LORD

>>40451624
>break in to steal the pharaoh
>get stopped by anubis
>pull out a tennis ball and throw it down the hallway
>continue breaking in while anubis goes chasing the ball

>>40451600
Although "gap youkai" is not the name of a species, as she is more of a one-of-a-kind type of youkai.

>>40451489
>>40451542

You can't do this to me anons.
I'm trying to curb my hag addiction.

>>40451612
Just proclaim yourself as the protector of Earth. The white haired space Pharaoh of Mars will come for you.

>>40451653
>Not pull out a t bone steak the size of a dinner table
Anon, you need more time

>>40451662
Stay addicted, boy.

>>40449430
It sucks, but bland, vanilla designs will always be the most popular because they inherently have the widest general appeal. Same reason why cows and succs are so popular too.

>>40451672
Jokes on her. The personal union between Earth and Mars has ushered in a new era of peace and husbands for the Mars desertgirls

>>40451684
And dark mages as well

>>40450273
How did a hatter get that big

>>40451723
Wonderland is weird and the rivers flow with get big water and sometimes milk

I would love a black hole girl

>>40451762
>arch-shogs
Spooky

>>40448984
Haku-sensei is great, but Haku class-rep is even greater.
>The class rep sits behind you in class
>You are staring at the demon teacher's clevage while she's bending over
>At that moment you feel Haku-chan press her fingers on your neck and your scalp tingle
>She chuckles and whispers "interesting" while you start sweating
>She corners you during recess
>"I see you are struggling with the material anon, would you like to study together? We'll go to my house after school"

>>40451489
>>40451542
>>40451683
imagine she gaps away your limbs for a bit and starts milking you for your cum haha or starts playing with your body all she wants

>>40451772
Don't you want your dick to be spaghettified?

>>40451806
https://e-hentai.org/s/23b2e8b701/2049800-5
IMAGINE

>>40451843
or in the middle of you giving a presentation or something, she gaps your penis to play with

This shit isn't even monster girl related

This is why touhou shouldn't be allowed here

>>40450636
two apophises!

>>40451881
That's a lot of grape

>>40451881
is one of them yellow or gold colored?

>>40446260
I punch you in the vagina and use you as a power fist.

>>40451879
I thought someone was shitposting and trying to see how long he can post pictures that don't look monster girl related until someone starts complaining

>>40446803
Tanuki playing for an empty theater because the tickets were too expensive.

I think she is asking for a glass of water.
I better go turn around and get that

>>40451843
This, but with BEEG lilim or demon

>>40450208
Pharaoh needs correction immediately

>>40451612
Marry an apophis and encourage your apophis wife to continue her plot to take the pharaoh's kingdom. Then when the time is right, assist your grape snek wife in subduing the pharaoh. Do this in a lewd way. Sure, you may be in the dog house for a bit since sneks are natural yanderes, but you just landed a second wife which is a win, and your first wife is now queen, which is also a win. Just reassure your grape snek wife that she's your one and only wife, and that pharaoh will just be yours and hers personal slave. They'll warm up to each other over time, and apophis will become okay with it. Just gotta play is carefully. Also this gives you a good dom/sub dynamic where you can enjoy both roles!

>>40450636
Two blood related pharaohs.

>>40451879
>>40451905
Nah, but if you wanna talk about something else, go ahead

>>40451923
Never turn away from a frog, especially if you're wearing shorts or some other pants that come off easy. Your butthole will pay the price. Frogs will lick anything

>>40451772
>she has her own world within the singularity

40451942
now thats a brown stained shitpost looks like

>>40451956
uhh then ill just walk backwards

>>40451905
Touhou has always been allowed here
On top this being /jp/ there has also been an overlap between the fanbase .

>>40451940
I am not that much into spider girls, but the "sensory deprivation in spider silk cocoon with only your dick sticking out" thing sounds very hot. Spooky spider girl dominatrix.

>>40448442
I don't mind it.

>>40451984
for me, getting snuggled by a snake

>>40451683
I want to impregnate gap hag so goddamn badly.

>>40450802
A pig in a tux is still a pig.

>>40452000
why arent you in the barn, anon? I thought I put your feed in the pen

>>40451999
When it comes to high level mamono, you will have to work extra hard.

>>40451980
Touhou isn't monster girls

If you wanna talk about Touhou then go to the dozen or more threads for it already up

>>40452033

>>40451923
>anon turns around
>he can feel his pants getting removed

>>40452033
You are gay, that is what's up.

>>40451967
I think she has a certain GRAVITY to her personality that makes her irresistible

>>40452061
>the moment the tongue is on his wiener
>He trips the fuck out

>>40446161
>open one of her 'treasured wisdom' books at random
>its all Anon-on-merelizard hum-dom porn
>its handwritten not printed
>flick to the end pages
>the last written page finishes with:
Brave Anon opened the 'treasured wisdom' book at random...

>>40452033
>Touhou isn't monster girls
I think only 3 characters are actually humans.

>>40452085
very much so

>>40446260
>Persona 3 FES
If I get my Journey set than I'm overthrowing the DL, Apt Pupil + Pralaya crits everything and Repel Ice on Shiva means no weakness. There's also Satan with Die For Me, Samsara and Black Viper with 92 Mag to take out all the small fry. All those hours overgrinding mean something!
If Answer than I'm being forcibly married by a Kama-Itachi or anything with wind powers. My nigga Thor can't keep up.

>>40452097
fugg

>>40451956
>Hyper yan black hole waifu won't let you leave. Ever.
>Anon spends his last day free saying goodbye to friends and family so he can be with a woman he's never even met yet.
>Finally gets into the center after centuries of spaghetti fixation.
>Finds that her dimension is full of hoarded garbage that's been sucked in over the years.
>Remnants of old planets and suns and other space debris she can't bring herself to part with due to gravity and local dumping restrictions.
>Is mortally terrified to have another person see what a slob she is and cowers in terror before slinking off to stress eat.
>Years of unabated feeding have turned her into a chubby ball of moe and ravenous hunger.
>It's doubtful she even knows what sex is.

>>40452085
Also isn't the only male character in all the games just an old cloud man?

>>40452009
Why aren't you off sucking your massive bag of dicks you seem to never be lacking in supply of?

>>40452071
>you can't run away now

>I want to post Touhou
>Hmmm, well, I'm on /jp/...
>where there are dozenss of active Touhou threads up at any time...
>I could use one of those...
>ORRRRRRR I could go into a thread for this obscure, niche monster girl hobby and spam THEM with my Touhou pics because -- ahem *adjusts glasses* -- according to the lore, most of the Touhou girls aren't actually (even though they look 100% human)
Legit kill yourselves.

>>40452014
>High-level mamano
>Got her eggs smashed in by angry man.
Sure.

40452128
lmao eileen is a dummy

>>40452140
Anon is paralyzed adn cant move but every last touch he gets, the sensition is 100 fold

>>40452161
Lol.

>>40452112
She can be helped, I can help her

>>40452112
so kirby?

>>40452161
you mad?

>>40452112
I will clean out her NEET hovel and turn her into a respectable celestial object

>>40452180
Lmao.

>>40452161
do you just go through life endlessly mad at everything

>>40452161
this is a monster girl thread on japanese culture board
Touhou has monster girls (and they are the one being posted, no one posts Reimu and Marisa here) and is japanese.

what 2hus would your monster wife cosplay as?

>>40452112
>tell her she is xxx solar masses
>she uses superheated gas to burn me

>>40452183
Anon, what part of nothing can leave this place didn't you get? You'd be heaping it all in a corner and putting a tarp on it at most.
Hard mode: build a fort.

>>40452161
Cheer up

>>40452112

>>40452244
I have a miko outfit fetish so probably Reimu.

>>40452161
touhou fits, but I wish it didn’t
hate when I see faggots from these threads bleed over into my 2hu threads

>>40452112
perfect
>>40452272
what type of monster is your wife?
>>40452275
nigga, stop lying. I have been in my fair share of them and I have yet to see some of us over there

>>40452252
>"You post–main sequence NEET".

>>40452282
>what type of monster is your wife?
Pharaoh. Rejoice for brown miko!

>>40452223
>=> I'm only mad at you anon. You're the one who gate keeps my anger. Now like wavy lines and avgn the mere gasp of air you let out of your nose every time you chortle sends a cascade of oxygen atoms battering the back of my neck and it sends me into such a fury that you can not imagine. Yes I am always angry because you still yet breath. Nigger.

Some touhous are qualify as monster girls, some don't, if they don't then don't post them. I think if you cried about the fox girl ran being posted you are crazy.

I wish some retard wasn't always trying to start shit in these threads. At least /tg/tards just post literally the same thing all over again so they are predictable.

>>40452275
Fishy post

>>40452161
Who are you quoting?

>>40452305
choco reimu....

>>40452310
>I wish some retard wasn't always trying to start shit in these threads
I'm assuming tourist are coming because of the Abe thread

>>40452282
I’ve seen that dude that draws grotesque fat wurms share his “art” of a touhou character (I think yukari, but it’s been a while) done in the same style. Think he called himself the wurm priest or something when I used to browse these threads more.

>who am I quoting?

>>40452310
just ignore him, it's not like he's very dangerous, he can't even post pictures anymore

>>40452045
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>LOL U MAD BRO I ONLY CAME INTO YOUR MONSTER THREAD AND SHAT IT UP WITH PICS OF GIRLS WHO BY EVERY SINGLE PHYSIOLOGICAL ASPECT APPEAR HUMAN IT'S NO BIGGIE BRO WHY SO SRS JUST LET ME SPAM YOUR MONSTER THREAD WITH *PICTURES* OF GIRLS WHO *LOOK* *HUMAN* IN EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING POSSIBLE WAY IT'S OKAY BRO TRUST ME YOU SEE THIS LOLI OVER HERE SHE'S ACTUALLY A HAG MILF BECAUSE SHE'S TECHNICALLY A 20000 YEAR OLD ANCIENT EVIL DEMON
Kill.
Your.
Selves.

>>40452340
that would be and wow, you really hate me. Get a life

>>40452306
Nobody cares when people post Ran or Kagerou, but when people start dumping pictures of what might as well be a human hag it becomes awkward once you remember that we reject certain elves just because they happen to be from warhammer

What's the image limit?

>>40452357
nah, I don’t hate you, I just don’t like your art. Clean up your lines in your sketches and stay in this thread pls and thank you

>>40452379
have something more recent

>>40445916

>>40452333
It does feel like newfags If that that other "monster girl thread" was any indication.

>>40452373
People posted rem before with no problems for years.

>>40452377
150

>>40452373
i only posted honesty remi, riesen, waggy, momiji, and yukari as a spider and kanako as a snek

>>40452391
that’s actually pretty good
sorry for judging you too harshly, all I had ever seen in the past were your rough sketches

>>40452400
Not to that degree, we argue over conserving the image limit all the time and then suddenly someone dumps images of human-woman-but-shes-actually-a-monster-girl

>>40452391
Still grotesque

>>40452406
Ok. I'm finding 150 pictures of wild, vastly inhuman monster girls and am going to flood every MGE thread with them from now on. I will rinse and repeat until Touhoutards fuck off. You wanna post that shit? Be my guest, but you're not doing it here anymore.

>>40452442
or how about you calm down and just post what you normally do?

I like warrior Lilim.
I wish Beast didn't take months to update his shit.

>>40452452
Hmmmm. Considering it.
I'll pass.

This is the only way you'll ever learn.

>Ywn be a cheshire's TOM

>>40452440
I cant please everyone
>>40452429
well thanks
>>40452442
anon, just calm down it ainrt that bad to everyone else except you

>>40452452
he is most likey same shitposter who posted porn for I forgot the stupid reason as well attemping to gatekeep something retarded

what happened to these threads? how did they manage to drop in quality so fast?

>>40452484
>responds by posting more touhoushit
Nah. I'm going to stay mad. You deserve what's coming.

>>40452500
summer?

>>40451939
Extremely hot

>>40452471
I remember the times when some guy was posting monster nuns every thread, with the same pictures,
but I didn't really mind until he started to post regular human girls in nun outfits, that was too much, so you know what I did?
I asked him to stop posting human nuns and tone it down a little bit with nunposting in general and guess what: he did and it's all fine now
and Warhammer doesn't get gatekept, because it's not MGE or MGQ, it gets gatekept, because it's western and goes against the principles of Monster Girl settings this thread is based on
>>40452500
yesterdays thread was very good, this one is worse, that's life

>>40452500
Some shitposter and not enough wholesome pictures.

>>40452442
>Touhoutards
I hate newfaggots

>>40452520
>>>/trash/
Fuck off

>>40452504
>shitting on LN's Ran picture
okay, at least we know you're just a shitstirrer, likely a crossboarder

>>40452514
I don't give a shit about Warhammer. I politely asked them to stop spamming Touhoushit, and they laughed in my face or ignored me. This is exactly what they fucking deserve.

>>40452545
I've known Latenight longer than you.

>>40452500
A single mouthbreather who should've been euthanized years ago.

Very cool lim

>>40452563
i wonder if she still has kuma panties

prove that you're not a filthy terrorist
tell me one thing that you like about harpies with BIG AMERICAN TITTIES

>>40452500
One guy likely a tourist trying to start shit.

>>40452579
i like turkey

The reason you all like Gremlins is because they look tired. Same reason as Aloe too.

>>40452563
Dork

>>40452539
No, this is my home

>>40452587
damn right you do, stuffing a fat turkey full, is what every American loves

What's a good birthday gift to give to a Pharaoh?

>>40452604
a better face

>Ywn have a cheshire MOLLY

>>40452539
And this right here is the best part.

Cu and cait siths are LITERALLY part of MGE and you redirect this guy to /trash/ because he posts ONE PIC OF THEM. Meanwhile, you dom't give a fuck when retards flood the place with pics of Touhou """monster""" girls that look 1000% human.

This is a MONSTER girl thread. I don't cait and cu siths either but FUCK AT LEAST THEY'RE MONSTER GIRLS. You people need to be reminded what this place is about. And I'm gonna fucking show you.

>>40452520
Wish there was a pic like that for cu sith. I love cu siths so much

>>40452579
ni hao capitalist swine
red mist continent kingdom will end of bird freedom
once panda learn the fuck

TOM'D

>>40452601
they do have big titties, like all american monsters should

>>40452629
This is a human woman wearing a cat hoodie.

would you a spider?

>>40452622
I don't think you do.

>>40452579

we need more evil foxes

>>40452640
>human

>>40452609
My face is the best face for her to sit on though, in the whole kingdom.

>>40452656
goofy walking birb

>>40452652
I do though. I have a strong desire to cuddle one in bed

Dont respond to the gays wishing for attention,just ignore and report

You can't respond anyways since everything I said is correct. There is no possible retort.

can't imagine caring enough to even report
the only reason there are these kinds of shitposters is because some people here can't take it easy
meidos aren't gonna leave their vtuber threads to deal with it even if it breaks the rules anyways

Oooh, im so scared. You gonna start soon, tough guy?

>>40452719
i see what you did there, also what would it be like having an ultra rich neet wife

>Anon I missed a spot I think we should start over

>>40452730
most of the time early on would be comfy days at home
later on it would be constant adventures showing her all the stuff she's missed out on after you coax her out of her NEET cave

>>40452750
>its 20xxxxx years since shes come out her cave
>Take her to an arcade

Nah. What you meant to say is the reason people like me exist is because shitters like you would rather poke and prod the beast instead complying or striking a compromise.

I was reasonable at first. You laughed and/or ignored me. Now it's obvious that this place won't be fixed unless I go scorched earth and make it happen myself.

>>40452254
I mean she would not have to be so depressed

Bro thinks hes a beast when hes on 4chan, look at this dude and laugh

>>40449964
>ywn give your small squirrel waifu a piggyback ride or princess carry her to bed or hold her up like simba

>>40452796
big tiddy nazrin uses her chest instead of dowsing rods to find treasure
very impressive rat

>>40452348
God damnit you're right. All my images are either normal human women or bleached porn now. Thanks for forcing me to purge everything. again. I could be enriching this thread with picture of chubby mom bod mamano but now it's all just human women. I hope you're h-happy hacker.

Not a beast. The beast.

It's a state of being. A latent entity that lies within and comes out to manifest our convictions.

>>40452539
No. Hugs are not shit posting.
You are the shit poster in this sense. Hug and pet the kitty or loathe your suffering at the hands of the cat kingdom ministry of love. You WILL get toxoplasmosis and you WILL love her.

>>40452563
She's only popular because her parents are rich and she's a skank.

gremlin with a badass cyborg arm that is also a sword and also an onahole and also a gun

>>40452843
Can you not?

>>40452869
I dont want anything that also functions as a sword and gun near my dick

>>40452884
but demon silver. if she accidentally shoots you in the balls you'll just get really horny.