Every thread about every other named SDM member but no Meiling thread!! What is this travesty???

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Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:45:47 2022 No.40243730 [Reply] [Original]

Every thread about every other named SDM member but no Meiling thread!!

What is this travesty???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:32:40 2022 No.40244234 File: 2.98 MB, 1423x2016, 3940067a34748c2c60fd40ad7c0b222c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ugh! That stupid, lazy Meiling fell asleep again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:53:48 2022 No.40246898 File: 680 KB, 900x868, 普通のめーりん.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40243730 Needs more muscle Meiling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 19:18:51 2022 No.40257549 File: 1.33 MB, 1202x717, strong meiling.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can't let her die just yet, gotta at-least go down fighting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 19:44:49 2022 No.40257728 File: 522 KB, 1813x2579, __izayoi_sakuya_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_himadera__6d46ba0a33533c5785f13f7bd4c43bad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 23:53:34 2022 No.40259568 File: 408 KB, 1024x1536, 1651111725444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fellow Meilingfans...is this truly it for us? Why didn't she catch on after all these years?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 00:12:12 2022 No.40259694 File: 219 KB, 850x1200, 1653085677127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40259568 I don't know, she seems in an alright spot to me. >Why didn't she catch on after all these years? Well she's only playable with a story mode in one game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 18:04:46 2022 No.40269430 File: 60 KB, 600x600, FV2FwwsWAAAwlgw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 05:21:48 2022 No.40273722 >>40243730 I know Meiling is cute I know Meiling is hot But how tall is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 05:31:01 2022 No.40273764 >>40243730 I could beat her up with one arm behind my back Meiling? More like WeakLING

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 11:08:13 2022 No.40275993 >>40273722 1 inch shorter than you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 11:17:26 2022 No.40276061 Would Meiling princess carry (You)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 17:34:49 2022 No.40279623 >>40276061 If she wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 17:38:29 2022 No.40279650 File: 663 KB, 570x800, scarlets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40273722 Tallest in the SDM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 21:41:16 2022 No.40281123 >>40279650 I mean she doesn't have much competition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 14:58:56 2022 No.40288540 >>40279650 I'm only 5'5

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 01:30:12 2022 No.40293284 File: 79 KB, 600x748, 1602474880264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Meiling!

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 02:13:08 2022 No.40293533

>>40273722
ZUN describes her as "tall" in an email, though in this context "tall" means 'about as tall as a 15 year old girl'. Fan art typically depicts her as a freaking giant compared to most other characters, so probably 5' 10" to 6' 2", depending on the artist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 02:22:25 2022 No.40293584 >>40293533 >though in this context "tall" means 'about as tall as a 15 year old girl' Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 03:02:00 2022 No.40293775 The hong wears a thong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 09:41:22 2022 No.40296504 File: 2.56 MB, 1489x2782, FO7leVnUcAQw_mv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 09:59:32 2022 No.40296638 >>40293584 Because the mail specifies that Touhous are generally around the height of teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 10:29:40 2022 No.40296889 You wouldn't actually be dumb enough to try to challenge Hong would you right anon? She could end your life without even trying, she could put you into a leglock and squeeze your head off easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 17:33:03 2022 No.40302196 File: 237 KB, 900x1273, __remilia_scarlet_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_fkey__4ee3f0f474886c8b501aa6f25f7ad030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dressing up with ojou-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 00:49:45 2022 No.40305133 >>40244234 Time for some sleep cuddling, I'll be her big spoon. >>40296889 Only to a sex fight where I get instant lossed into an amazon press

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:04:45 2022 No.40315629 File: 553 KB, 1200x1200, only china.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin said it's terminal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:04:02 2022 No.40316156 File: 455 KB, 926x1356, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_chin_motio7201__93ab6be9ae4233e9a94c1d9a7de78b3a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40246898 what about chubby Meiling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:50:08 2022 No.40316442 File: 736 KB, 825x1200, 1616273025228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40279650 >Tallest

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:52:41 2022 No.40316463 >>40316442 i cant breathe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:52:44 2022 No.40316464 >>40316156 All those baos made Meiling fat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 05:34:20 2022 No.40319236 File: 380 KB, 1032x1457, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_fox_udon__edee682ff01bcc540a5ad1b7e70ef184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40246898

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 07:26:33 2022 No.40319738 File: 1.21 MB, 1440x990, 87b0ea471115a87af2f50bea6cd00ad0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, another thread for the prettiest in all of Gensokyo, jolly good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 18:14:43 2022 No.40326520 File: 173 KB, 1000x1000, FTDZ4D0VEAAridN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 18:27:35 2022 No.40326628 >>40296889 bullshit, she already trains with humans and i have 10,000 cumulative reincarnation hours into martial arts. im good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 19:45:49 2022 No.40327288 >>40296889 I'd challenge her to a cuddle contest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 21:09:46 2022 No.40328078 I want Meiling to punch me in the face or KO with a stomach punch and then reverse rape me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 01:11:56 2022 No.40329853 >>40296889 Canonically she accepts challenges from the villagers for fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 02:16:20 2022 No.40330387 >>40296889 giwtwm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 02:18:06 2022 No.40330404 If someone was isekaid in front of her, realistically what would be the chances of an anon being able to waifu her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 02:24:18 2022 No.40330448 >>40330404 Low, but that's because Remilia would have to accept you into the SDM. If you do get accepted and worked as a gatekeeper with her and became her sparring partner then I would assume you'd have a fair chance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 03:40:54 2022 No.40330953 >>40330404 If I remember correctly... they say that outsiders are the kind of humans that are okay to eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 04:08:20 2022 No.40331110 >>40330953 >are okay to eat In the sexy or bad sense?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 08:48:52 2022 No.40332392 >>40296889 It'd unfortunately be the only way I could even hang out with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 12:13:09 2022 No.40334106 >>40330953 >If I remember correctly... they say that outsiders are the kind of humans that are okay to eat Meiling says that about Shrine Maidens though.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 18:18:37 2022 No.40337250 >>40316442 >>40336906 fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 19:02:29 2022 No.40337599 >>40259568 She's pretty popular all things considered but she's just not relevant since she's tied to that gate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 02:30:43 2022 No.40341245 >>40331110 bad way >>40334106 Don't spread those sayings!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 02:38:56 2022 No.40341303 You would never get Meiling to view you as anything other than some random human below her notice. Meiling lives to serve Remilia and the mansion, she will never like you or date you. You will never have a chinese martial artist wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 02:52:55 2022 No.40341389 >>40341303 I have a chinese martial artist wife though. Not Meiling, a real girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 07:43:23 2022 No.40343129 >>40341389 lucky bastard but seriously though man, 'grats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 08:00:26 2022 No.40343245 >>40343129 I wonder if Meiling is ultra-double jointed like she is. I know a couple of female chinese martial artists and they're all so double jointed you can't even armbar them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 10:45:05 2022 No.40344545 File: 293 KB, 653x784, 12a14d9e002637cb886dc979c3c1bf8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40246898 Indeed, strong girls are great. >>40341389 Congrats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 18:12:51 2022 No.40348493 Why is Meiling so widely accepted as being a futa? It seems to fit her very greatly, somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 19:07:49 2022 No.40348882 >>40348493 Hong Dong. Plus she's the most "masculine" SDM member I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 00:57:36 2022 No.40351565 >>40348882 >>40348493 The curse of the muscle girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 01:23:31 2022 No.40351778 >>40348882 >>40351565 I mean, I am not complaining. Futa do compliment her pretty well. I was just surprised by how popular this assumption is in the fandom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 01:31:37 2022 No.40351846 >>40348493 >>40348882 >>40351778 >>>>/d/ and don't come back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 02:15:34 2022 No.40352178 File: 151 KB, 850x602, meiling smelly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my poor lungs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 08:38:35 2022 No.40354018 >>40352178 I wonder where they get the nail polish from

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 08:45:39 2022 No.40354046 >>40354018 me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 10:06:15 2022 No.40354443 >>40354018 Rinnosuke probably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 17:35:58 2022 No.40359166 >>40341303 She's friendly enough to talk to people who come by the gate I'd probably run for the hills the moment someone else exits the building

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 05:34:04 2022 No.40363921 >>40341303 She's not arrogant

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:26:23 2022 No.40365392 If anything I could perhaps imagine her at first seeing every attempt at wooing her as some sort of trick or ploy to lure her away from the gate. But with just a little bit of persistance she could be convinced of your honest intentions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 13:53:14 2022 No.40367604 >>40359166 >>40363921 >>40365392 You will never get Meiling to like you. You will never get Meiling to fall for you. Meiling will LAUGH in yout face if she sees you're serious about trying to court her. Remilia and Sakuya will never allow it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:12:19 2022 No.40367807 >>40341389 Have you asked her to cosplay Meiling yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:22:56 2022 No.40367914 >>40367807 Maybe, I'm not sure it would work though. She is short.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:31:26 2022 No.40368019 File: 733 KB, 960x1280, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_fried_rice0614__5d00e1c8a4070f53c195196a0c4f6bb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40367914 How short? She might be able to pull off a chibi version.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 15:20:31 2022 No.40368562 >>40368019 4'11"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 15:30:08 2022 No.40368658 >>40368562 In that case a tiny version of Meiling would work quite well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 16:57:13 2022 No.40369433 >>40367604 Idc, I gotta try

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 20:41:54 2022 No.40370901 >>40243730 Who's she going to fight and why is she smiling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 10:43:37 2022 No.40375992 >>40341389 Please teach me how to achieve this feat. It falls close to my list of "things that would make me smile for life"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 14:21:13 2022 No.40378241 >>40375992 I met her at my university's BJJ club, so it's a matter of having similar interests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:25:28 2022 No.40379446 >>40378241 Did she ever choke you out?

Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:40:45 2022 No.40379577
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>>40367604
I WILL get hit by truck kun and wake up in Gensokyo.
I WILL gain Meiling's affection.
I WILL visit her every day so she isn't lonely at that gate.
I WILL chat with her.
I WILL bring her snacks.
I WILL let her give me martial arts instruction in return.
I WILL do my best to learn and make her proud.
I WILL stand there and help her watch the gate when she feels like napping.
I WILL stop Marisa from getting into the mansion with her help.
I WILL gain Remilia's approval.
I WILL move into the SDM on my new job as security alongside Meiling.
I WILL teach Remilia the basic concept of the walkie talkie and see if I can get her to strike a deal with the Kappa to provide the SDM with handheld radios in order to better coordinate our Marisa thwarting efforts thus gaining more approval from Remilia.
I WILL ask Meiling out on a date.
I WILL kiss her and hold her close.
I WILL fall asleep with her in each other's embrace.
I WILL pledge that I will always be her loyal lover.
I WILL marry Meiling.
I WILL mate with Meiling.
I WILL have a red headed ramily with Meiling.
I WILL raise our kids at the mansion as best as I can.
I WILL fall asleep happily in the same bed as my wife Meiling and our karate kids many a night.
I WILL die a happy old man at the SDM with Meiling there by my side in my final days.
And no amount of you saying I won't will stop me.
MEILING LOVE 4EVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:51:06 2022 No.40379685 >>40379446 You bet she did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 19:30:55 2022 No.40381653 File: 2.16 MB, 2480x3508, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_kanta_pixiv9296614__3fd5c3ad6ff7fdb790f178fbfca75ad0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40243730 Is it normal to want to get triangle choked by her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 23:08:55 2022 No.40384760 File: 834 KB, 1040x960, 1654615728836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40381653 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 04:52:09 2022 No.40388112 >>40379577 You will never do any of that, you will either catch a knife in the skull from Sakuya or be dragged into the mansion by her to be slaughtered and fed to Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 22:58:27 2022 No.40398386 >>40388112 What if you open by confessing your love to her? Surely she wouldn't just kill you on sight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 22:59:07 2022 No.40398396 File: 1.13 MB, 1280x720, CharaStudio-2022-04-30-16-55-12-Render.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40398386 She is mine and belongs to me only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 23:22:41 2022 No.40398613 File: 2.41 MB, 2866x1880, FNLvDPJaQAAtLdg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 3 23:41:08 2022 No.40398739
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>>40388112
I WILL 'borrow' the university hypervessel with my JK grad student and take it to Gensokyo.
I WILL level the front gate of the SDM while Meiling's on break and disguise my hypervessel as said gate.
I WILL trap Meiling in a room of the hypervessel.
I WILL flood the room with aphrodisiacs while my grad student subdues Meiling with danmaku.
I WILL make it a threesome.
I WILL put Meiling in bondage once she's came into a coma, before tucking my grad student into bed.
I WILL go back to my home dimension and show Meiling to my fellow professors.
I WILL prove to the whole world that magic exists.
I WILL show Meiling the wonders of our hyper-futuristic cities and technology.
I WILL take Meiling on a date.
I WILL make Meiling forget Sakuya and Remilia.
I WILL introduce Meiling to the MMA tournament scene.
I WILL cheer her on as she becomes the world champion.
I WILL marry both her and my grad student in a bigamous lesbian marriage.
I WILL go back to Gensokyo with her.
I WILL snipe a hourai immortal from my own hypervessel and snatch the liver before she regenerates.
I WILL feed it to my whole family.
I WILL live forever with my wives.
I WILL open a permanent portal between the two worlds.
I WILL explore the stars in two universes.
I WILL change everything forever.
I WILL be remembered.
I WILL NOT be retconned out of continuity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 15:31:16 2022 No.40404621 File: 136 KB, 640x960, 1643406911426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your response?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 15:36:28 2022 No.40404675 >>40404621 slaps fit ass runs away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 17:22:15 2022 No.40405912 >>40404621 Stares respectfully Asks how big are they, with tact

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 18:03:50 2022 No.40406273 File: 49 KB, 581x674, FVKdBDxUsAA-uQi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40404621 Look at her boobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 18:45:34 2022 No.40406632 >>40404675 She will catch up and do lewd things to you. Are you sure you'd want that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:05:40 2022 No.40406863 File: 3.21 MB, 3096x2156, 78f20de5f17b855eb2b4f20101197ae7dec7354c_s2_n1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40406273 They are so big they stretch her top!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 20:11:06 2022 No.40407544 >>40406632 Don't worry, I can outrun her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 07:11:21 2022 No.40412274 >>40404621 uh....thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:23:13 2022 No.40417929 >>40406632 Yeah sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:25:42 2022 No.40418463 File: 256 KB, 1275x1800, 1637720295030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 13:38:08 2022 No.40425324 File: 697 KB, 720x1358, illust_95967411_20220207_100907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 04:21:25 2022 No.40432200 nothin WRONG with the HONG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 08:10:21 2022 No.40433477 >>40243730 Built for Sakuya’s tongue

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 10:36:16 2022 No.40434444 File: 133 KB, 1026x1039, FVRlwD9UcAAgVjo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >captcha: RXHAG

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:50:40 2022 No.40441401 File: 173 KB, 850x1200, 1631841594435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 06:06:56 2022 No.40445544 File: 211 KB, 1429x2048, IMG_20220708_073430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She got bigger again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 06:11:28 2022 No.40445586 >>40243730 Guys we did it, we overtook the Sakuya thread, we’re finally on top!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:28:12 2022 No.40448113 File: 1.96 MB, 2347x3000, FVScEv7aAAE9CX6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 11:11:55 2022 No.40448631 >>40445544 All the more to support a gatekeeping family with

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 12:13:20 2022 No.40449307 File: 128 KB, 1254x1771, 1641660540283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40448631 That chest will produce so much milk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 14:45:56 2022 No.40450919 File: 255 KB, 1140x855, Hugging Giant 2hu Butts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40445544 >She got bigger again.

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