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>> No.40433821
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>>40433808
told you I'll make a new one, fastest hands on this side of Merrow River

>> No.40433828
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Hmmm yes... red

>> No.40433853
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>>40433828
red goes faster

>> No.40433859
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Next OP copy the links from >>40375535, I don't know how this keeps happening.

>> No.40433860
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>>40433853
remember this, when your pelvis is at stake

>> No.40433861

Red kot ?

>> No.40433876

>>40433859
I think someone did that on purpose, not to have monster girls too many times in the begging of the OP

>> No.40433887
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Red.

>> No.40433899
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>>40433887
hot

>> No.40433905

>>40433876
I don't know about that part. It's the lack of spaces after colons that's not aesthetic and tickles my autism.

>> No.40433913

>40433796
Being marked don't mean easy to catch. I will filter the kots until I get the very best (and keep smuggling condom to buy more tom empowering powder)

>> No.40433944
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>> No.40433954

Amazoness Banshee

>> No.40434001

>>40433808
Why the fuck did you copy the links from the thread made by the dumb tourist? Also fucking up the subject, if you are not going to do it properly then don't fucking make a new thread

>> No.40434036

>>40433913
You and all other anons will give up and assume the position the moment a girl calls you tom

>> No.40434177
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>>40434036
The kot I like is polite enough to not misname me.

>> No.40434189

>>40433944
>aka6
I just wish he’d do more solo muscle girl art with less penis

>> No.40434198

>>40434001
I copied it from the old thread, and subject is fine.
next thread I'll copy OP from what the >>40433859 said

>> No.40434214
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40434214

Shog anon where are you? The story must continue!

>> No.40434318

>>40434214
He got shog'd.
He is somewhere beyond the stars now.

>> No.40434367
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40434367

Post yugioh monsters

>> No.40434424
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40434424

>>40434367
Ow my balls

>> No.40434496
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>>40434367
I love traptrix!

>> No.40434577

>>40434036
>Not want to get best kot
Only the weak settled for the first kot. I want at least the funny variant

>> No.40434586
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40434586

>you have ignored Yeti's advances for the last time

>> No.40434590
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>>40434577
I want the dorky type

>> No.40434603

>>40434586
She looks like she turned into a Yeti-Ghoul hybrid.

>> No.40434635
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>>40434367
Someone should do a story about having ragon maids
and no, kobayashi doesnt count

>> No.40434990
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>>40434603
She's a shambler from Quake.

>> No.40435001
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>>40434635
why do dragons and maids go so well together?

>> No.40435004
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40435004

be careful in haunted houses, the walls may drip with fresh milk

>> No.40435018
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>>40434990

>> No.40435022

>>40433821
Merrow River?

>> No.40435062

I want to give a hakutaku, lich, anubis, and wurm a Rubix cube to see what happens and how can solve it the quickest

>> No.40435115
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Protective mothers-to-be.

>> No.40435124

>>40434590
Squishy but strong school 'friend' manticore with braids and glasses!

>> No.40435158

>>40435062
Wurm will eat it thinking that it’s a gem.

>> No.40435174

>>40435158
Wurm would most likely sniff it before hand. But I bet my soul that she would be the first to solve it

>> No.40435270

>>40435124
maybe I'll draw something like that one day

>> No.40435288

>>40435062
>>40435174
>Halutaku gets pissed her ancient esoteric knowledge didn’t prepare her for this and rapes her assistant
>Lich tries to cheat by magically ripping the colors off and putting them back on
>Anubis can’t solve it with her giant paws so gets a slave to do it for her
>Wurm is somehow able to maneuver it with her giant claws and solves it first

>> No.40435296

every day I draw a little and i know I got better but I still haven't figured out how to draw myself a wife

>> No.40435313
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40435313

Elvs

>> No.40435330

>>40435296
>but I still haven't figured out how to draw myself a wife
it is sort of a catch 22
a lot people who do become very skilled at drawing do so because of non step self criticism, as a consequence most artist cant fap to anything they make cause all the see when they see their drawings is their own mistakes.

>> No.40435340
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>>40435330
Most artists, I am not Op of the post you responsed to. I do fap to my own stuff tby using it as a meduim to imagine the scene I drew and have some fat ghost tits

>> No.40435403

Lmao, your wife is a womanlet

>> No.40435413

what ever happened to that artist that would make hideous versions of mge girls?

>> No.40435421

>>40435413
The one who made those Alice and jabber pics? Don't know nor care

>> No.40435430

>>40435403
Well I'm a manlet to it works out I guess.

>> No.40435438

>>40435403
No she isn't, she's the average heigth for her age.

>> No.40435450

>>40435438
aint above 7ft i assume?

>> No.40435488

>portal open
>Join order because of fear and hate
>Try to kamikaze yourself at the lilim mayor speech
>Get stopped by the police and hard failed by being the only casualty and losing an arm and half your face
>Get sentence to reeducation camp
>At least you were right about the evil repressive mamono system
>It's actually just gentle mamono who try to help you
Order bros, did we made a mistake ?

>> No.40435495
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How fancy is your wife

>> No.40435518
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>>40435495
>How fancy is your wife

>> No.40435520
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>> No.40435530

>>40434367
>>40434424
>author drowned
Bros…

>> No.40435538

>>40435518
>look Cirno, I turned myself into a cabbage!
>I'm cabbage Yuuka!

>> No.40435541
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40435541

hotdogging this fishnets-wearing hotdog!

>> No.40435548

>>40435538
It was the funniest shit I ever saw

>> No.40435557

>>40435530
>It's actually real
I'm sad now.

>> No.40435573
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>>40435518
so I assume not very and dresses like a peasant

>> No.40435591

>>40435495
How plump?

>> No.40435602
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>>40435591
very

>> No.40435654

>>40435602
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34122061

>> No.40435659
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>> No.40435679
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>hellhound passionately rapes the boy who lost in the woods and claims him as her husband
>hellhounds are pretty hard to knock up as her mother told, so she hopes to get pregnant with him next year using the trendy "10R-20C-1W" method (10 rapes and 20 cuddles per week, or "fuck and double the hug")
>4 days later, she developed a noticeable bump around her belly
>impossible
>hellhound wife travels with her hubby to nearby werewolf tribe to meet a fertility shaman
>after the check up werewolf shaman concludes that...
>hellhound is pregnant with 5 pups
>and the boy is hyper-virile
>shaman asks the boy his name
>"A-Anon Thundercock, miss"
>meanwhile, the hellhound possessively hugged her boy from behind with her powerful, meaty paws, and began to diligently lick the back of his head.
>the flames from her eyes went wide and bright.
>"What a well behaved boy you are. I am sure you will be a responsible father." said the shaman.
>"Thank you miss."
>"Say Anon... Do you have any brothers in your family?"
>"Yes. Two of them. The youngest works in the fields in my home village in the north, and the oldest is... well, he joined the Order folk, I don't know there he is."
>hellhound-human duo quickly departed and went back to their cave
>during their cuddle session, Anon asks a question
>"Irinda, why was this wolf woman asking about my brothers?"
>Irinda now understands why he got lost in the forest that consist of 12 pinetrees

>meanwhile, in the werewolf tribe
>shaman enters the biggest tent
>sitting down on her knees, the shaman says: "Everything goes as it was revealed in the vision"
>"The Thundercock shall meet the worthy and share the good news. It happened."
>The gargantuan figure rises from the bone throne.
>9 ft of chiseled muscles and granite abs covered in scars fresh and old
>thunder hips that could crush a bear skull into bone dust
>bitten off ear
>firm and perky breasts with the sizes rivaling her own head
>fierce eyes full of bright amber
>and the fluffiest tail in the north
>The Alpha
>"What is our next step, Rapechief?"
>The Alpha comes closer
>"Start the Hunt. It's time for our tribe to take our destiny".

>> No.40435694

>>40435488
No, stay strong and resist the loli pussies. They are portals to nothing but sin.

>> No.40435698

>>40435270
Honestly just thinking of Hanekawa with ears, claws and a tail.

>> No.40435702

>move to a mamono country
>get handed a list of every nearby unmarried monster by the Ministry of Love

>> No.40435709

>>40435538
cursed post but I had a shameful chuckle

>> No.40435728

>>40435702
>it's all his neighbors
>and his roommates
>and he found out there's an omuukade in the attic

>> No.40435803

i miss when these threads were ok with cunny.

>> No.40435804

>>40435728
>find out I have a fuckton of stalkers

>> No.40435814

>>40435803
Gotta come up with something new and not the same thing over and over again

>> No.40435820

>>40435814
Sure, because the hagfags are such a wellspring of original ideas.

>> No.40435835

>>40435702
>portals open
>all the young single men move to monster nations
>politicians get to import all of africa like they wanted.
We are lucky that monsters don't care for black man essence.

>> No.40435853

>>40435803
>>40435820
I'm more of a similar age, friend to lover scenario

>> No.40435866

>>40435820
Anon, worry about how you can make cunny into something interesting to the rest of the thread and stop being mad
>>40435853
Thats cool too, i really want to see the love between a young boy and a troll blooom

>> No.40435873
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>>40435820
Well you can post all the C you want.

>> No.40435876
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>>40435820
you could just post stuff you like. it's what they're doing

>> No.40435905

>>40435803
Then start posting cunny, I love both hags and erotic little (monster) girls

>> No.40435944

>No JK adventuring party that are actually good at what they do
A shame, a real shame

>> No.40435966
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>>40435814
>>40435820
cant you have both?

>> No.40435993

which hagster is the most likely to pick up on your gaming habits (despite never playing anything outside of hypercasual mobile games) and becoming a expert in under a month?

>> No.40436000

>>40433808
Choco oni

>> No.40436014

>>40435993
mindflayer and hakutaku are good at picking up new tricks

>> No.40436030

>>40435679
>consist of 12 pinetrees
I swear they're plastic too. Anyway here's some some fitting(?) music for the hunt.

https://youtu.be/n3NeXSluSok

>> No.40436036
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40436036

jiiiiii

>> No.40436043

>>40435835
>be aerospace engineer
>good with machines but not so good with people
>get approached by a 10/10 girl in ninja cosplay
>the ninja thing is a bit weird but she always does the housework, her cooking is great and the sex is amazing
>for some reason she insists that you don't talk about her to anyone, not even your parents
>and she's really interested in what you do at work
>you've never met a girl who wants to talk about the operating parameters of phased-array radars before

>> No.40436065

>>40436036
high impact eye contact

>> No.40436078

>>40436036
Glowing eyes and eye contact are some of my weaknesses.

>> No.40436082

I wanna go to mge comiket dressed as some scantily clad fighter and how many monsters grope me

>> No.40436090

>>40436043
That just a normal feminoid using you...

>> No.40436102

>>40436082
Remember to remind them that cosplay is not consent as you strut around in speedo

>> No.40436105
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>>40433828

>> No.40436113

>>40436105
how big you like your fish?

>> No.40436130

>>40436102
>end up getting groped big fat nerd mgs
>some even sniff me

>> No.40436139

>>40436130
I mean, I'd be in heaven with that.

>> No.40436157
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>>40435993
Onis.

>> No.40436167

>>40436090
They wouldn't do it if it didn't work.

>> No.40436170

>>40436157
Its going to be a fun summer
Sadly I had to dig into the funds a bit to get a certain cute caster so I'm in rebuild mode.

>> No.40436172

>>40436167
men are weak to affection as they never receive it.

>> No.40436212

>>40436139
Me too, would be worth it to work out and be at like 3% body fat

>> No.40436217

>>40435966
Sure. You get a thousand years old loli angel

>> No.40436234

>>40436212
Its like a guaranteed way to get a harem, just be a fit guy and show up to a nerd MG con.

>> No.40436235

>>40436157
Erotic bottom
>>40436170
Totally worth it

>> No.40436245

>>40436167
And I hate them for that. Even if they get monsterized, I will go with a natural mamono, ni oubli ni pardon

>> No.40436257

>>40436235
It is. She's cute and the farming is just a bonus.
And honestly, outside of maybe two 4*s, this summer is probably the best one to skip.
The only thing that makes me a bit sad is I had EXCEPTIONALLY bad luck getting her so I don't have any spare SQ to try and 'force' Himiko or Vritra

>> No.40436271

>>40436257
>>40436235
>>40436170
Why do you pay? Honest question

>> No.40436293

>>40436271
Well you see
I don't, I'm free to play outside of a few guaranteed rolls that pop by every new years and anniversary.
Outside of that I just save up what the game gives me and don't splurge except on a few girls.

>> No.40436315

>>40436293
Oh, ok. I thought you would pay

>> No.40436373

>>40436234
>come into the con
>blast some hardstyle as you enter, posing
>watch the nerds flock over

>> No.40436378

>>40435993
Ancient succs and demons could level drain you gaming skills too

>> No.40436402

>>40436378
>gets glasses, freckles, and braces as they do

>> No.40436403

>>40436315
Nah, I'd never whale for a girl.
Either I roll her with what I have or I just don't get her, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

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>>40436113

>> No.40436436

>>40436418
Fatty tuna fish

>> No.40436451

>>40436436
She's on a diet

>> No.40436461

>>40436418
I just want to pinch her cheeks.

>> No.40436466

>>40436451
Diet of quarterpounders and onion rings

>> No.40436476

>>40436373
>Sir, you're causing a ruckus, please go to the designated harem creation zone.

>> No.40436507

>>40436065
Your life will never be the same after getting caught in a Basilisk’s gaze

>> No.40436525

>>40436466
Stop being fishphobic

>> No.40436541

>>40436476
The hell is over there?

>> No.40436568

>>40436541
>Its just a corner of the room where you aren't in the middle of the walkway.
>Its also next to a connected love hotel

>> No.40436586

>>40436525
Sorry, I think you mean whaleophobic

>> No.40436666
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>there's a skinny nerd on the beach

>> No.40436755

>>40436568
>said love hotel is also where Manticores, Hellhounds and other assertive monstergirls kidnap anons who are just there to buy doujins and milk them

>> No.40436794

>>40436755
>tfw the anon they kidnap is the maker of their favorite doujins

>> No.40436802

can I get something off my chest?

>> No.40436810

>ywn grab a manti tail and stuff your face in

>> No.40436818
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>>40436802
yes but you will be judged

>> No.40436826

>>40436802
If you have to ask then it's probably best you don't.

>> No.40436862

Someone should post those Korean, shirohebi, meme pics. Why?
Because they're adorable, and the thread needs more white sneks

>> No.40436871

>>40436862
Ive seen enough of them, I want to the rest of them

>> No.40436883
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40436883

Hot, sweaty, noncomittal casual sex with pyrow! Definitely not catching feelings as you press your body against hers! Not growing to love her as you bask in the pleasant afterglow! Not moving in to live your long lives together!

>> No.40436890

>>40436883
Incidentally pure gyaru.

>> No.40436912

>>40436883
asking pyrow to keep an eye on your sentry while you go off to get more metal

>> No.40436914

>>40436883
Move in with her and pretend to be married for those sweet tax cuts, no strings attaches just practical reasons

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>>40436810
>wanna put your face in here?

>> No.40436926

You get into MGE but you must marry a big fat bipdeal Bicorn as your first wife
>>40436915
>shove entire upper body into the tailpuss

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>>40434318
>>40434214
Got shleepy

>> No.40436962

>>40436802
no, the neko will sleep on your chest and you can't stop her

>> No.40436978

>>40436818
I stopped writing because this whole time I wasn't writing mge stories rather I was writing fanfiction of another series and changing the characters to mge characters. I thought the comic was too obscure and niche for anyone to notice. But then I came across a thread about it on/a/ which got me to look in the archives and find out it was huge on that board over ten years ago. I became terrified that sooner or later someone was going to make the connection and out me, so that is why I decided to disappear .

>> No.40436983
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40436983

>>40436947
Shog!

>> No.40437002

>>40436926
>You get into MGE but you must marry a big fat bipdeal Bicorn as your first wife
That's not... terrible. I know just the activity that burns a lot of calories without even going outside and I'm sure she'll be more than happy to share me with a girl of my favorite species.
I love MGE, it's so hard to come up with a real bad end.

>> No.40437008

>>40436962
Little loli siths sleeping on your chest must be a dream

>> No.40437027

i desire shog with massive ass that cant fit through most doors
>>40437002
i would marry that fatty and keep her that way but its okay

>> No.40437043

>>40437002
>I love MGE, it's so hard to come up with a real bad end.
The only bad end is that MGE isn't real

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>>40433808

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>> No.40437070

>>40437002
It's a bad end if your monogamous but also don't want to hurt her feelings

>> No.40437073

>>40437059
i wish to hug and kiss this robot

>> No.40437108

>>40437070
Stock up on doppelganger potions. She gets the harem fun she always wanted and you are still technically married to one woman

>> No.40437116

>>40437043
I can't think of any bad end exactly but I'd imagine that there is a lot of settling when push comes to shove.
Turns out that hellhound, baphomet, lilim harem is a lot harder to see through when that holstaur wants you right now.

>> No.40437144

>>40437116
holsts are better than any of the three, none can naturally give milk

>> No.40437162

>>40437116
All monsters are extremely beautiful though. The worst among them is a 10 among human women. There really is no such thing a "settling". They're all beautiful and fiercely loyal.

>> No.40437188

>>40437162
Get married and give up your dreams.
But really. You can't think of any girl at that might be able to do the old mindbreak seduction that might not be quite what you were looking for?
I can think of a lot. I know that I'll be giving oceans a wide berth until I get hitched if nothing else.

>> No.40437191
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>>40433808

>> No.40437192

>>40437162
Maybe but you can also hate the main features of some monsters even if they're beautiful

>> No.40437202

>>40437191
rubber butt

>> No.40437208

>>40437192
Also a few do the old bait and switch like nachas who only verbally harass you when they aren't sexed up. We'd know, but a lot of people won't on the day.

>> No.40437219

>>40437208
or the juro gumo who become sadists at night and are the perfect docile woman in the day

>> No.40437235

>>40437188
>Get married and give up your dreams
What?
Why do you think getting married is the end of the road?
You don't think she'd support your dreams and want you to succeed?

>> No.40437240

>>40437192
After awhile though, mamono mana warps your mind into liking those features.

>>40437188
Only girls I wouldn't want are cait sith, matango, mycenoid, and alp. But even then, if one come onto me strong, I don't think I'd have the heart to say no without giving them a chance.

>> No.40437242

>>40437188
Like this anon said, they're a few species (like hellhounds) where I prefer death then being forced with them. I don't want to be edge lord, it's just that they disgust to no end and remind me of very bad times and it's not because of their physic.

>> No.40437250

>>40436078
You would not survive a Shog encounter

>> No.40437297

>>40437235
I mean, she might not be super into your harem dream. You might not have the heart for it anymore either. It might feel like cheating.
Or maybe you really wanted your first time to be a threesome with your harem, whatever. Something like that.
It's the end of a particular fantasy at least.
>I don't think I'd have the heart to say no without giving them a chance.
I think a lot of anons really beelined on the "if she detects no lust she won't be into you" bit. It might help but it takes away way too much agency from monsters who are meant to be fully sentient.

>> No.40437325

>>40437297
She'd be able to sense that your into harems
If you're into it, and she still chose to marry you, then she's into harems as well

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>>40433808

>> No.40437391
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40437391

Looks like I'm going to start studying literature in the fall. What books do I bring to Professor Haku's Lit 101 to impress her?
>The Centaur Steppe
>The Hand That Robs the Cradle
>Flowers for Wurm
>Of Large Mice and Men
>Consider the Greenworm
>120 Days of Wonderland
>Run My Milk, The Holstaur Said
>The Long Dark Teatime of the Boudoir

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40437395

imagine minding your own buisness and a gnome pops out the grownd and says "helllo"

>> No.40437404
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40437404

>>40437391
The Great Catsby.

>> No.40437406

>>40437391
what is hands that robs the cradle about?
>>40437395
I'd say hello back, it would be very rude not to

>> No.40437422

>>40437297
Wait, the no lust = safe is false ?

>> No.40437431

>>40433808
these threads made me like gyraus. wish they were real.

>> No.40437440

>>40437406
>what is hands that robs the cradle about?
Naughty nurses playing with young boys. It's very artistic and literary.

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40437450

>>40437422
It isnt. It is canon that monsters know what you truly want, even if you dont know it yourself
>>40437440
Im making my report about that

>> No.40437453

>>40434214
was there a shog greentext i missed? i missed the second half of the last thread.

>> No.40437455

>>40437395
Do like Luffy and push her back

>> No.40437472
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40437472

old bat

>> No.40437476

>>40437450
So as long as I truly hate something I'm safe ?
The fact that they know better then me what I like and by extents who I'm annoyed me to no end, even if they're right.

>> No.40437478

>>40437472
According to vampire lore (that I learned from Count Duckula) you can't photograph vampires. But I do love blood sausage.

>> No.40437487

>>40437059
I want to kiss the love-bot.

>> No.40437491
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40437491

>>40437476
They are better than you after all

>> No.40437499

>>40437422
KC never said that they need lust to be interested. He said that the lust makes the semen taste better and they do their best to invoke it. Combined with everything about seducing men then it is clear that no lust just means they're going to try to make you horny.
Even the mana marker spell doesn't say other monsters will totally avoid you if you get a mark saying you want some specific race. It just implies they aren't going to outright rape you in civilized territory and the girls you do want will make a go at you.

>> No.40437505

>>40437478
According to vampire lore (that I learned from some Twilight review) that's because of the silver that used to be used for photos and a digital photo should work fine.

>> No.40437511

>>40437505
Makes sense to me.

>> No.40437532

Post your best cu sith pics please!

>> No.40437561

>>40437532
I only like the sabbath one. They look too anthro for me.

>> No.40437585
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40437585

just gotta post another gyaru

>> No.40437606

>>40437561
Then post that one

>> No.40437626
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40437626

>>40437606
I think the girl in the back is their baphomet. She's very cute.

>> No.40437635

>>40437626
Left, bapho
Center, familiar

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40437643

>>40437585
and another

>> No.40437648

>>40437635
You're right, I never noticed the horns because I never looked at anything but the center girl.
Could be a witch though.

>> No.40437699
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40437699

cow with glasses and a bit of pudge and shes your milk maid

>> No.40437700

>>40437699
Cute cow, gonna spoil with snacks and give daughters.

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40437709

>>40436271
There is no gacha I’d ever spend money. I’m F2P and play solely for plot and characters. Longtime fan of the franchise and there are some historical and mythological figures I’m a really deep fan of such as Vlad III and Beowulf. So it’s more about them than the cute girls that are released too. Though they are welcome too such as Atalanta.
FGO’s problem though is that chapters can be real hit and miss due to multiple writers.

>> No.40437720

>>40437700
She seems real smart as well, might be a haku

>> No.40437740

>>40437709
God I feel you on that. Altera is fucking scattershot with how she acts. On the plus-side we've got some good stuff coming next year.

>>40437720
Look, sometimes a knowledge cow wants to live the easy life in the dairy.

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>>40433808

>> No.40437747

>>40437626
>looks just as much furshit as the other ones
How is that supposed to be "less anthro" again?

>> No.40437749

>>40437740
>the smartest haku in all the world just wants to take it easy on the senpai

>> No.40437756

>>40437499
Ah, so it's not safe at all. Does that mean that we have no agency?
Because I don't think I can wrestle my way out of the wrong encounter and I'm not smart. Grug doesn't like having no choice...

>> No.40437759

>>40437747
anon, report and ignore or if you cant, dont give him a you

>> No.40437773

>>40437699
This is a robot cosplaying as a cow!

>> No.40437778

>>40437747
No tits (presumably). They are not my favorite girl either way.
>>40437756
I assume the worst that can happen is you get stalked by a girl you don't like until you break her heart.

>> No.40437798

>>40437759
This is the designated sith thread. The Sabbath is even linked in the op.

>> No.40437811

>>40437773
then why is she pudgy, robots cant get fat

>> No.40437818

Cu siths are kinda cool. I'd wife one

>> No.40437831
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40437831

Just gonna post another cow

>> No.40437844

>>40437778
Are you forgetting rape?
Even if I go with her, I would be the one in pain... until I get brainwashed, I know. Still, my grug brain wants to be the one winning...

>> No.40437848

>>40437059
>387.44 million millimeters
That still works out to 387.44 kilometers. The human intestine stretches out to 3-5 meters. Either this is a very, very big bot or a very dense bot.

>> No.40437860

>>40437749
Look, sometimes the simplest life can be a fulfilling one.

>> No.40437861

>>40437844
I'd like to hope it's not that drastic but one huff of hellhound chest fluff and you'll probably be changing your mind in what girl is okay to you.

>> No.40437862

>>40437848
>dense
debubot

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40437866

>>40437848
Silly machine.

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40437884

>>40437866

>> No.40437889

>>40437811
That’s robot propaganda. The downside of having fully functional and breedable wombs is that you can also get fat, pudgy bellies and big boned asses.
Such as >>40437831

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40437904

>>40437889
shes an elf or is she lying to me?

>> No.40437913

>>40437884
"Nah."
>*slow-motion YARGH*

It's so cheesy and out of place compared to everything else in the game that it ends up being amazing.

>> No.40437918

>>40437889
>The downside
Oh, pish posh!

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40437934

>>40436983
jell-ousy

>> No.40437935
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40437935

I got that maid you wanted

>> No.40437958

>>40437904
iirc she is a bioroid elf. So she is both.

>> No.40437970

>>40437934
jelly pussy

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40437990

>New Profile Just Dropped

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40437996

>>40437958
i know, still elven bot titties tho

>> No.40438003

>>40434214
You want more adventures of Space Ranger Anon? I was thinking something like Gillegan's island, he tries to escape only to end up back where he started at the end of every episode

>> No.40438004

>>40437990
imagine the mofu
please don't use up the image limit, use catbox instead

>> No.40438019

>>40438004
Sorry, I'll post an edited version in a bit

>> No.40438021

>man I could do anything with this cyborg technology like even cure cancer or clone mankind back
>I’m gonna build sexy busty breedable robots that will be fucked till humanity is rebuilt instead
Scientists why?

>> No.40438029
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40438029

Why isn't there a SINGLE mge quest that's in the spirit of the actual setting?
>alp quest
>futa mge monstergirl quest
>order paladin quest
Like what the fuck, how hard would it be? Why can't there be someone like Magusanon, but for a quest? It would be so easy to have players go on an epic adventure after voting on what monstergirl they want the protag to marry, fighting off monstergirls trying to be the one the whole way there.

>> No.40438039

>>40436983
Get to the dark core of planet Shog!

>> No.40438048

>>40438039
Nonono! That's where she's most sensitive!

>> No.40438061

what do i need to do to get planet kiki, also what do i bring?

>> No.40438079

>>40438029
theres so many alp quests its a little disturbing

>> No.40438082

>>40438061
A claw hammer

>> No.40438084

>>40438082
why?

>> No.40438088

>>40438079
Troons

>> No.40438089
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40438089

>>40438021
Because we can. Next question.

>> No.40438094

Let's talk about how cu siths are really cool

>> No.40438096

>>40438021
For the glory of mankind.

>> No.40438097

>>40438084
You can hammer in nails and you can pull the put as well.

>> No.40438101

>>40438088
I don't think there is as much overlap between trapfags and troops Is there?

>> No.40438102

>>40438079
It's starting to piss me off. Two thirds of every fucking MGE quest I see is "alp quest."

>> No.40438104

>>40438029
If it's anything like every other setting most writers are women

>> No.40438110

>>40437934
How do shogs interact with other slime monster girls

>> No.40438111

>>40437070
>>40437108

Yeah what >40437108 said, you shouldn't be cheating on your bicorn wife anyway, cheating is wrong even if your wife gives you a free pass

>> No.40438119
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40438119

>>40433808

>> No.40438121

>>40438097
so no vodka?

>> No.40438122

>>40438110
They interact on lower frequencies and apply the appropriate viscosity on contact surfaces

>> No.40438123

>>40438111
But by not cheating you make your wife sad.

>> No.40438142

>>40438122
What are they talking about? Or 'vibing' about?

>> No.40438149

>>40438142
Such concepts do not exist in human language. Might as well ask what mold dreams of.

>> No.40438154

Hip loli chesire that calls you an old man and speaks in indecipherable rap lingo

>> No.40438157

>>40438149
>Might as well ask what mold dreams of.
Can't a Dryad tell me that?

>> No.40438171

>>40436402
>Bubbly gyaru succ goes from talking about the latest fashions to how allying Poland as Theodoro is for scrubs
Not sure if I like it

>> No.40438177
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>>40438094
I think they have exceptional difficulty being “cool,” actually.
They’re little overeager furballs. Very cute, but no coolness. It’s like expecting a Familiar or one of LN’s marshmallow cats to be “cool.”

>> No.40438178

>>40438157
Possibly.

>> No.40438181

what kind of fighting game archetype would a h'orc be? im thinking of having a lot of their moves be using p'orcs to like fire a catapult or amush her opponent, but i dont know if she should be a zoner, or a rushdown, or a shoto, etc. help.

>> No.40438184

>>40438177
She's adorable

>> No.40438199

>>40438181
She has some very sexy smell

>> No.40438209

>>40438199
yeah i dont know how to use that element of them? im thinking of having her have a sort of damage aura? since all the characters use demon silver, its less knock the opponent out and more 'fill their arousal gauge', so the pheremones could do that slowly? i dont know.

>> No.40438235

>>40438209
Grapple moves that force the opponent into smelling armpits, butt, and pussy

>> No.40438236

>>40438177
They're definitely cool. It's even in their name. Cuool Sith. They definitely take the cake for best personality among mamono

>> No.40438246

40438177
40438236
Fuck off with the furry shit, and please move to trash

>> No.40438247

Is it possible to get a harem of elemental's? Would you be able to cast all of the respectable magic from them?

>> No.40438255

>>40438247
Luka boy in MGQ was able to so why not you?

>> No.40438268

>>40438247
Yeah I think so? I remember reading about making a covenent with them, so just do it with all 4/whatever you're after.

>> No.40438273

I want to beat magic with just martial arts and brute strength so I am going to learn from the best martial artist monsters

>> No.40438293

>>40438255
>why not you
Cause I don't want to go through the shit he had to.

>> No.40438294

>>40438273
suplex the lilim (with love, in a safe enviroment so no one gets hurt)

>> No.40438301

Just because I married my Alp friend and have baby making sex with her exclusively does NOT make me a faggot

>> No.40438302
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40438302

>>40437904
>>40437811
First one is a robot robot, the second one is an elf robot.
Funnily enough you can actually decide if you want to keep the robot robot fat or make her slim in the game.

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40438304

>>40438273
Why fight the magicians when you're gonna fall in love with your master?

>> No.40438309

>BROOOS I LOVE MONSTER GIRLS SO MUCH OMG
>*posts slightly chubby human woman wih huge tits, tiny horns and cow ears*
>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!
You are the most boring person to ever exist.

>> No.40438317

>>40438304
I have to prove a point, magic is not all powerful

>> No.40438320

>>40438309
Show me on the doll where the cow touched you.

>> No.40438327

>>40438320
>points to my chest, to be specific, where my heart would be

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40438328

>>40438320
I wish a cow would touch me

>> No.40438333

>>40438123

There's a considerable man shortage, I'm pretty sure a bicorn would be plenty appreciative to even get a man, monogamous or not

>> No.40438334

>>40438304
Ah, yes the old flame rat master

>> No.40438351

I am here to announce that I love fat hags.

>> No.40438359

>>40438328
Imagine jus shoving your head between those massive melons and hearing the sloshing

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>>40438110
they are really good at making friends

>> No.40438366

>>40438351
Ok, and? Got something else to add

>> No.40438368

>>40438320
kek

>> No.40438378

>>40438361
She looks like she's being held against her will.

>> No.40438388

>>40438361
Mmm leche

>> No.40438390

>Warm, slimy, sticky, cu sith kisses

>> No.40438399

Who asked you

>> No.40438400

>>40438366
>Got something else to add
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister

>> No.40438407

>>40438378
She wants to make sure Anon gets to enjoy his ice cream.

>> No.40438408

I asked

>> No.40438411

>>40438366
Yes, I wonder what would happen if I posted that on 4mon.

>> No.40438416

>>40438411
I see many hairy and fat muffs in your futre

>> No.40438430

Sloopy, slimy licks to the face from a cute, adorable cu sith

>> No.40438431

>>40438246
Trash doesn't care for the wholesome stuff. They'd just slap giant tits and ass and make abominations of cute loving girls

>> No.40438435

>>40438327
>Stealing a mans heart without marrying him is considered one of the worst crimes possible in MGC
>Some in the jury faint when they hear this

>> No.40438446

>>40438320
Cows are fine. I'm straight dude who likes tits and thick bodies, so obviously. That's the problem though. Cows have a stupidly wide appeal because it's just a thick human woman with tiny horns and cow ears. Literally the only unique thing they have is cow ears.

If I wanted humans in cow print bikinis I'd just browse /a/ for 2 seconds because they're everywhere. That's how fucking basic they are. It's the same shit with all of the gatchafags spamming shipgirl foxes all day. There are numerous other places to discuss shipgirls.

I don't dislike cows but goddamn it is annoying that hardly anyone posts actual monster girls.

>> No.40438450

Furfags and alpfaggots fuck off
>>>/trash/

>> No.40438454

I don't know if this anon is trolling or actually likes siths

>> No.40438464

>>40438454
Isn't it obvious? I bet he thinks he's subtle.

>> No.40438466

>>40438446
It's an unfortunate truth that the most popular monsters are the ones that are basically human. Succubus are even more popular than hellhounds

>> No.40438475

>>40438454
I genuinely like cu siths.
Cait siths are meh.

>> No.40438476
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40438476

I want to make more moomoos

>> No.40438480

>>40438454
Uhhh, anon. I think I have a house in Guayaquil to sell that comes with a free taco cat

>> No.40438485
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40438485

>As a true noblewoman, I posses infinite love for all my subjects. Stop worrying about being "worthy" of me; instead, worry about praising me sufficiently.

>> No.40438487

>>40438102
If I had stable time table I would give it a crack on fiction live

>> No.40438488
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40438488

>>40438466
Technically all mamano are part succ.

>> No.40438493
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40438493

>>40438446
What really gets me are artists that draw catgirls but are too afraid to add the fuckin tail. Literally just ears.
I can’t imagine the mindset where adding a tail to your catgirl is too spicy.

>> No.40438496

>>40438446
I feel you. But it's unsurprising that the most vanilla stuff is the most popular.

>> No.40438503

>>40438493
Tails are actually too far to a lot of people. The ears are exotic enough

>> No.40438512

>>40438488
honestly I wouldn't want a single piece of this cake off the fork if I could lick it off from her succulent breast, pussy, ass and abs

>> No.40438513
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40438513

are jabberwocks vanila

>> No.40438525

>>40438513
I think they're strawberry

>> No.40438527

>>40438513
I swear, this wock is getting bigger every picture. Jabberfag, are you eating right? Maybe it's you getting smaller.

>> No.40438532

>>40438513
>>40438525
Red velvet

>> No.40438537
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40438537

>>40438512
Indeed but she will be upset if you don't let her feed you.

>> No.40438545

>>40438525
>>40438532
what about a pure white jabberwock

>> No.40438548

>>40438493
the problem with tails us how do they even work with clothes

>> No.40438552

>>40438513
CHOCOLATE DRAGON MILK

>> No.40438564

>>40438537
okay, but only a little bit, and then it's time for the real meal

>> No.40438569
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>>40438503
Like I said, I just can’t imagine that.

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>>40438548
true, either they lift up the skirt or do they have a hole in the back to let out the tail
>>40438552
milk chocolate

>> No.40438579

>>40438548
You… put a hole in the clothing, anon.

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>>40433808

>> No.40438592

Jabberfag is cute..

>> No.40438596
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>>40438590
>Even got a snazzy kimono
also why we got homo now

>> No.40438611

>>40438446
>>40438493
That's one thing I like about mge, just adding paws to beast girls makes them feel more like something you'd call a monstergirl without crossing into furfag territory.

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>>40438571
>either they lift up the skirt or do they have a hole in the back to let out the tail
What bout this?

>> No.40438633

>>40438624
thats just lazy and stupid

>> No.40438637
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>>40438247
It wasn't a harem but isn't that what Saphirette did? Get buddy-buddy with all the elementals?
She's a good girl.

>> No.40438649

Still thinking about cu sith

>> No.40438654

>>40438571
>>40438624
You're forgetting the buttoned up skirts.

>> No.40438664

>>40438654
i would like an example

>> No.40438674

>>40438454
FYI it's mainly one retard pushing that shit for easy (You)s for several months now, add random summerfags joining the fun and you have the full picture

>> No.40438687
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sex with tigers

>> No.40438693

>>40438687
tiny taiga

>> No.40438697

>>40438674
>one retard
Well any time someone makes an mg thread on /v/ it gets spammed with furries
So I'm not sure what's happening.

>> No.40438707

>>40438596
>>40438571
>>40438513
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>> No.40438725

>>40438664
I don't think people draw that often and I can't remember any specific picture like that. Lemme pull up my old post for elaboration: >>/jp/thread/S25913190#p25928745

>> No.40438741

>>40438707
Jabberwocks are the only monster that when they make the “Eat you” joke I would take seriously. Not even sandworms I take seriously

>> No.40438754

40438707
40438741
fuck off both of you, jabberwocks will not eat you

>> No.40438757

>>40438741
Never trust a diamonds suit girl.

>> No.40438764

>>40438754
I don't want to pay rent

>> No.40438772

>>40438764
ya just did by responding, now lick my anus, slave

>> No.40438774

>>40438764
I don't understand your meaning

>> No.40438779

>>40438764
Then get a Sandworm.
Or Dryad.
Or Wisp.

>> No.40438783

>>40438707
>>40438741
Fuck off vermin

>> No.40438787

>>40438697
Because people who really don't like monster girls call the fans furries in denial and equate the two to shit on them, that's what makes this transparent. See also usage of "tranime" on other boards.

>> No.40438816

>>40438787
Yeah but I wasn't seeing that shit to that extent two years ago

>> No.40438821

>>40438764
Don't have to pay rent if you live in a jabberwock's belly

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Im still gonna post wock and look how sad she is now

>> No.40438847 [DELETED] 

>>40438829
If anything all the vote talk has made her horny.... and hungry. What a fatass

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>>40438847
>vote
Im voting wock as the cutest monster girl of the year

>> No.40438857

>>40438829 #
If anything all the vore talk has made her horny.... and hungry. What a fatass

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>> No.40438862

>>40438829
At least Gazer knows not to drink too much.

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>>40438862
>At least Gazer knows not to drink too much.
She drinks her Goop.

>> No.40438872

>>40438856
I'm voting her the deadliest vore monster in all of Wonderland. How many shotas have met their demise in her stomach?

>> No.40438875

>>40438787
>call the fans furries in denial
People who don't like monster girls don't even care and see us as just another group of horny weebs. It's usually shitposting furfags talking about us being in denial and trying to worm their way in by starting stupid arguments
>what is even a monster girl
>how much monster is too much
etc. You know, classic concern trolling

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>>40438869
thats been fermented for 3 years in a jar

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>>40438856
just look at how cute she can be

>> No.40438914

>>40438894
The many faces anon sees right before he gets swallowed whole by the fat dragon

>> No.40438918

>>40438894
I wonder if anyones made her in Koikatsu yet, I know of eat least 4 monster girls someone has made models of.

>> No.40438920

>>40438881
How to mind control a jabber
>Hey I heard they opened a new buffet at X location
>Jabber rushes there as she’s banned from every other buffet in a 100 mile radius

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>>40438918
bapho, jub, chesh are all I know
>>40438920
i want to put a jabber in some cosplay with tight outfits

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>>40438446
Yeah, but KC's cowgirls have a little more going for them on the monster side than the average.

>> No.40438936

>>40438487
>the story of every decent writefag

>> No.40438947

I wanna marry a cu sith and give her many puppers

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>>40438378
she could always complain to the local authorities

>> No.40438952

>>40438927
I have chesh, hellhound, anubis, not into baph to each their own. The chesh model is wonky as shit the back of her head keeps dissapearing.

>> No.40438961

>>40438948
Would a slime giving herself big tits technically be considered a form of catfishing?

>> No.40438971

>>40438929
>Holst sneaking into farmer anon’s room
>CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP
>He awake now but pretends to be asleep
>Holst slides into his bed and presses her tits against his back
>Says she can’t wait for him to milk her in the morning but laments that she doesn’t wanna wake him up
>Farmer anon decides to do an impromptu midnight milking

>> No.40438974

>>40438961
nah, she could just keep big tits unlike a flatty that puts pillow

>> No.40439010

>>40438948
>Tattletaling to mom
Why can’t they just share anon fairly?

>> No.40439021

>>40438952
neither am i, I just seen them

>> No.40439031

>>40438920
nah its way easier, fishing pole and a box of twinkies

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>> No.40439046

>>40439033
got anything to say gachafag?

>> No.40439052

>>40439033
smol fox
big ears
I like

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>>40439046
No, the tails got him.

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>> No.40439121

>>40439087
what would be other monster girl horror movies?

>> No.40439135
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>>40437884

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>>40439121
A Haunting In Wonderland, the story of a Cheshire a Yandere Cheshire, Assault on Precinct 69, the story of how detective anon unsuccessfully defending a police station from a gang of Hellwans, of course Horror Movies and Porn are really not that different in Danukiwood.

>> No.40439229
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>your own adopted daughter starts treating you like a kid when she grows up

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>>40439010
they can try

>> No.40439239

>>40439229
Fuck off, spic.

>> No.40439242

>>40436271
I saved for a year to get 5 copies of my waifu.
>>40436157
This summer is a hard skip for me. I like Tomoe a lot, even grailed her, but I'm not going to roll for a swimsuit version of a girl with husbando hangups. I honestly just hate the lineup for this summer.

>> No.40439263

>>40439229
I can read Spanish
But it's always in my mom's voice in my head so I won't.

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>>40439203
Hellhounds in shimapan are for teasing

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>>40439273
You would think she would wear black panties for her chunni personality but she is secretly a girly girl at heart so long as her hellhound friends don't catch her.

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>> No.40439340

>>40439263
I have a feeling there was one but I couldn't find the English version. I know this scene was posted once before but I can't recall whether it was in Japanese or not.

>> No.40439350

>>40439340
>I have a feeling there was one but I couldn't find the English version.
Is this the case thst you might have download it but you your pic folder is too large to search through?

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>>40439229
>>40439239
>>40439263

>> No.40439354

>>40439296
>>40439273
Cu siths are the better hound

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>>40439296
Post pictures of her in dresses with greentexts on 4mon to slowly corrupt others to dress like her

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>>40439366
>Open a hellwan socialization program because of the constant incidents of hellwan sexual emergencies
>Seems to be going fine, they are dressing more ladylike and their speech is getting more eloquent
>Still no progress made in their habits of kidnapping human men off the street
>In fact it has made men let their guard down seeing these newly angelic looking hellhounds approaching them.

>> No.40439460

>>40439350
I certainly didn't download it.

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Could you train your childhood friend?

>> No.40439478
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(Reposting this as another anon recommended)

We released our short mesugaki game, "Slay the Dragon! Taming the Fire-Breathing Brat!" on Itch. Shocked at how well it's doing.

The base edition is free, it doesn't cost anything. The "deluxe edition" just comes with extra goodies and costs a few bucks.

Thanks again for the support.

https://outismedia.itch.io/slay-the-dragon-taming-the-fire-breathing-brat

>> No.40439482

>>40439239
chill mutt

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>>40439477
not on purpose, that'd be weird

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>>40439477
It's important to start training early

>> No.40439522

>>40439476
now thats a lovely fox alright

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>>40439477
it'd be quicker for her to train me

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Wow, free Hugs? What luck! I've been feeling down lately, a nice hug sounds good right about now...

>> No.40439561

>>40439552
I'm going to get a nice free hug from whatever nice creature lives inside this merry cabin

>> No.40439566

>>40439552
>just a hellhound
i think a lonely yeti, dark mage, or troll would be better

>> No.40439577

>>40439566
i doubt she's alone

>> No.40439580

I want a Heavenhound
I have been a good boy
Please goddess

>> No.40439587

>>40439580
sorry, we only got boneless heavenhounds

>> No.40439593

>>40439566
>dark mage
Well, creepy woods is a popular habitat for them

>> No.40439597

>>40439593
also swamps for some reason

>> No.40439602

>>40439597
They like toads.

>> No.40439606

>>40439597
pretty convenient for ingredient collection

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>>40439602
froggies are pretty cute

>> No.40439664

>>40438039
>>40438048
stand before her true form anon after your long a treacherous journey to the heart of the planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn9trJXUrp0

>> No.40439678

if you had to marry a frog mg, which species would you pick?

>> No.40439686

>>40439678
One of those ones that makes you hallucinate.

>> No.40439705

>>40439686
so a cane toad? I wonder, instead of licking you, would they force you to lick them to get you addicted to them?

>> No.40439724

>>40439664
and so he vanished...

>> No.40439733

>>40439478
Looks pretty neat.

>> No.40439750

>>40439678
I'd just marry one of the local ones, no need to look for something exotic.

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>> No.40439796

>>40438856
Seconded for wock

>> No.40439817

>>40439616
not enough frogposting here.

>> No.40439820

>>40439678
B I G toad. That or a dartfrog.

>> No.40439822

>>40439817
there could be a frog on your ceiling, watching you shitpost, eating your tendies, sniffing your head

>> No.40439834

>>40438548
you don't pull a hole in the clothing and all the school-age catgirls will accidentally (or "accidentally") lift their skirts with their tails, exposing their underwear to the whole wide world (and more specifically, their future husband)

>> No.40439842

>>40439822
dont slander me like that, i do neither of those last two things

>> No.40439847

>>40439817
need a froggirl to choke me out with her tongue and give me a toungejob at the same time

>> No.40439854

>>40439817
Frog girls that expect amplexus must be strong.

>> No.40439874 [SPOILER] 
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>>40433808

>> No.40439886

>>40439820
so gaintt bullfrog

>> No.40439901
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>> No.40439903

>>40439886
suppose so. just want to sleep on big, comfy slimey frog chest. ideally with venom.

>> No.40439908

>>40438633
You're lazy and stupid

>> No.40439933

>>40439903
they make good reeees as well

>> No.40439935

>>40439874
Why?

>> No.40439940

>>40438725
Hmmm I wonder

>> No.40439969

>>40437240

I would absolutely unflinchingly say no to Siths and Mantango, furries or mindless sex battery no freaking thanks

I don't really have a problem with Alps though, since they're basically just reflavored Succubi

>> No.40439973

i wonder what a handjob from a frog monster would be like?

>> No.40439989

>>40439779
Remember that eldritch beings are immune to all status effects except [Horny] and [In love] with both are 500% more effective.

>> No.40440010

>>40439664
I'm gonna need a bigger ukulele.

>> No.40440025

>>40439989
>cut to anon kissing the unknownable color and making her red

>> No.40440027

>>40439973
prelubed, sticky yet slippy, unending because the aphrodisiacs and their time-disassosiative affects. also, really good.

>> No.40440028

>>40440010
serenade the shog

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>>40433808

>> No.40440050

>>40440045
got something to say?

>> No.40440068
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>>40440050
I love fat tails. That is all.

>> No.40440080

>>40440068
why. In a hundred words and citing why you do with official sources

>> No.40440095

>>40439969
>Mantango
new matango is just mushroom flavored woman now.

>> No.40440101
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40440101

Space Pharaoh-sama is the coolest!

>> No.40440105

>>40439969
Yeah, but I'm a softy. I'm not a hardass that's mean to people

>> No.40440115

>>40440101
but she looks scary

>> No.40440114

YO! Yeah, you there, anon!

Tell me some things about your monster girl wife.

>> No.40440117

>>40440101
Gonna feed the pharaoh to Mistress Apophis

>> No.40440119

>>40440114
My nun wurm wife heals by using her breast milk

>> No.40440123

>>40440101
>bodysuit
>open/openable at the front
>sci-fi looking
perfect

>> No.40440143

>>40440123
It very much is.
Now get to work, with your tongue

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>>40440045
>>40440068
nice

>> No.40440155 [SPOILER] 
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>>40440080
My source is that I made it the fuck up.

>> No.40440164

>>40440117
https://youtu.be/JHGXfFJ2TMk?t=24
>Space battle in space egypt territory intensifies.

>> No.40440173

im going to fight against waterbears in space

>> No.40440183
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>>40440155
WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH
WITH A BRISK ATTACK
THE REPTILE TAIL RIPPED FROM ITS BACK

>> No.40440206

>>40440183
that brings a tear to my eye for that lost juicy fat tail

>> No.40440205
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>>40437027
Here

>> No.40440209

Now I want to gently cuddle a fat tail.

>> No.40440210
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>>40440183
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIIIN

>> No.40440217

>>40437027
>i desire shog with massive ass that cant fit through most doors
Sultry bombshell shog maid with an accent.

>> No.40440224

>>40440205
i see no booty, nor hips. put her back in the oven, she aint done yet
>>40440217
french accent

>> No.40440247

>>40437027
>i desire shog wih massive ass that can't fit through most doors
Impossible. Shog is the door.

>> No.40440259

>>40440247
then she failed me, gotta send her back to the maid academy

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>>40440206

>> No.40440267

>>40440261
pls no, anon. You'll get fat. Its filled with fat

>> No.40440277

what goes on inside Anubis's mind?

>> No.40440295

>>40440277
schedule upon schedule as well as pyramid porn

>> No.40440297
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What is something your waifu would do while you're not paying attention, or sleeping, etc.

>> No.40440325

>>40440297
gimme a handlebar mustchae, painting my face like one of those ancient pics of demons from zinpangu, gimme male verison of pic related, paint my face like a clown, shave off my eyebrows, write my stats on my back and then steal alll my shirts

>> No.40440352

>>40440277
Thinking of her Pharaoh's fat ass. Anubis and I are both big fans.

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>>40440267
fat is what makes it tasty

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>>40440297
the forbidden dance move

>> No.40440367

>>40440354
but you get fatter and uglier than you already are

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>>40440367
>you get fatter and uglier than you already are
fuck you

>> No.40440391

>>40440377
well i would fuck me too

>> No.40440436
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40440436

el coquí

>> No.40440446
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>>40440436

>> No.40440456

>>40440095

News to me, that doesn't sound so bad then

>>40440105

You can reject someone's advances without being cruel to them

>> No.40440466
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White hair and dark grey skin improves any monster.

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>>40440446
es no coqui, es un vieja

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For worshipping

>> No.40440548
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marry a frog princess

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>>40440456
She comes out of it now and walks around and everything. No bad ends and all that.

>> No.40440587

>>40440564
i would go with bouncing shroom tho, just something about watching her bounce around is so cute

>> No.40440618

>>40440277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIsp_O_3BsQ

>> No.40440619

>>40440512
Why should I worship her

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>>40439874

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>>40440512
For sex

>> No.40440643

Mi hermano, pls no.

>> No.40440646

>>40440619
She is the pharaoh of the school.
You will have to join one of the factions eventually. And while she might order you to get her stuff from the cafeteria from time to time, she is the one paying.

>> No.40440664

>>40440646
i aint joing no faction, but I am gonna try to bang all the teachers tho

>> No.40440674

>>40440646
I'd jump at the chance to be her and her clique's boy-slave. Getting food, carrying bags, going out on practice dates with them, whatever they want!

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>>40437472
Fruit bats

>> No.40440685

>>40440664
>getting protection from the bombshell demon teacher
That's an option as well.

>> No.40440688

>>40440548
How do I kiss a mucus toad without gagging?

>> No.40440700

>>40440676
she looks a very ripe fruit
>>40440685
i aint gonna need no god damn protectetion, rather I'll need to be kept on leash lest I impregante the entire school, even the lunchlady toad to the janny kiki

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uhhh I kind of just kept giving her gold things as a joke haha... but it seems to have changed her.... I don't know if I should stop.

>> No.40440720

>>40440704
her titty milk should be gold flavored

>> No.40440723

I want to _________ Runya Runya.

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>>40440674
Such loyalty will be rewarded. Nobody is going to mess with you at school either.

>> No.40440729

creeping coin anubis

>> No.40440737

>>40440704
Anon, you fool, this is why you start her off with gifts of bleached sandstone and arid green plantlife, now your kingdom's aesthetic is going to be all garish, gaudy, and blend in with the desert sands!

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>>40440587
I am a tea shroom man but I respect your tastes

>> No.40440745

>>40440742
tea shroom is also very good, would be perfect for a regura doujin honestly

>> No.40440758

>>40440704
Give her aluminum. They don't know how cheap it is these days.

>> No.40440766

>>40439478
Excellent, thank you.

>> No.40440773

>>40440728
>get handed an ankh keychain by the pharaoh's 'personal assistant'
>aka her childhood friend anubis in the legwarmers
>demands that you wear it on your bag, as it is a gift from the queen
>humour her and do as she asks
>walk down the corridor the day after and every single person is looking at you
>oni bully stomps over to shake you down for change, but squeals and runs away when she notices it
>It's only a keychain...

>> No.40440775

how many shrooms/fungi are there in MGE?

>> No.40440800

>>40440773
Now you are truely blessed by the desert goddess. Best school faction

>> No.40440803

>>40440564

Did KC release a new profile for her or was the change more of an errata?

>> No.40440821

>>40440800
what about the outcast faction?

>> No.40440831

so i get shit on for making a mild video game reference but this
>>40440632
>>40439874
gets a free pass?

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>>40440803
It's an updated design that he made for the game, it was shown in a patreon dev diary. He also posted this Hatter design sketch based on the new shroom.

>> No.40440842

do you see any replies aside from yours

>> No.40440869 [SPOILER] 
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deal with it turbo autismo boy

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imma post another frog

>> No.40440876

>>40440821
>shog weirdo who speaks broken english
>scary aura Alice
>BEEG and clumsy Bunyip
>Manticore of short stature with "Napoleon complex"
It's an option. They have good taste in video games.

>> No.40440880

>>40440869
I'm more offended you didn't take an actual screenshot.

>> No.40440900

>>40440876
>of short stature
shes a womanlet

>> No.40440905

>>40440800
>stuck in the middle between the Anubis and the Pharaoh at lunch again
>always surrounded on all sides by beautiful dark-skinned girls wearing expensive clothes
>they smell nice too
>Anubis begins complaining about the way you dress again
>feel a little hot under the collar and embarrassed about it
>"Don't you feel bad wearing such shabby clothes around the Queen?"
>Pharaoh silences her with a single glance, before ordering you to come with her on the weekend
>show up only to discover that everyone from the clique is here with you
>expect to carry more bags for them - but your usual route takes a sudden detour to a shop aimed at men
>everything is a blur as the Queen quickly picks out several dozen different outfits and shoves them into your arms
>"Change."
>no god voice needed, you do as the lady commands
>sweating like a pig when you finish, they're going to roast you alive
>step out in front of the crowd and wait for the verbal abuse
>doesn't come, instead they talk about how handsome you look or what would suit you best
>an hour later you have an entire wardrobe hanging off each arm
>Anubis avoiding eye contact, tail wagging furiously
>"Just make sure you wear what we chose for you, okay? I can't abide seeing you retreat into that shell of yours."
>Pharaoh reminds her that she needs to be better at telling people what she wants

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>>40440512
No sorry I already applied to join the temple of Bastet. I heard the priestesses are very... affectionate.

>> No.40440940

I do not want to be kidnapped by a ghost girl

>> No.40440960

i want to wake up in an haunted manison

>> No.40440968

go on

>> No.40440975

>>40440960
You have always been the master of the mansion though? Your pale kiki maid says so.

>> No.40440976

Holy shit this thread is a complete fucking shithole now. What the fuck happened?

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i want to go to snake church

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>>40440976
>implying it’s ever been any different

>> No.40441002

>>40440975
wait what, I dont remember having an orignal thomas inch dumbbell, and the dinnies stones here in my massive fucking gym in this haunted manison, also why does milk flow though every faucet and why is it warm and sometimes pink?

>> No.40441006

>>40440999
It's absolutely gotten FAR worse. This is almost worse when we'd get raided by /tg/fags every other day.

>> No.40441016

>>40441006
its most likely the same dude who made and tried to keep that other thread up whose still mad

>> No.40441022

>>40441006
Accept siths into your life so the shitposter loses them as ammunition to derail.

>> No.40441024

I want to ___________ with Runya Runya!

>> No.40441032

fuck no, so fuck off furry

>> No.40441035

>>40440976
I'm pretty sure that the OP copying the OP links from the shit /tg/ thread brought tourists and crossboarders

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>>40440905
>The day they all follow you home.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>> No.40441080

>>40440297
i kinda like the idea of having that kind of tattoo, but since i dont have a womb, i dont know what the point would be. id need a ball tattoo

>> No.40441096

>>40440999
Wish Vada drew more of that familiar

>> No.40441103

>>40441080
just turn it upside and add a stem to the middle

>> No.40441131

>>40441024
The answer was "play legos".

Come guys, are you even trying?

>> No.40441138

>>40441080
i'd probably get a small one on the collarbone or neck. nice to have something extra to play around with during sexytimes

>> No.40441140

I want to get ______ by a monster nun

>> No.40441146

>>40441140
rehabilitated

>> No.40441149

>>40441063
Do you really think that they were going to leave you alone? Even when they protected you from bullies, filled you with self-confidence and allowed you to spend so much time with them that their scent has been infused into your bones? The game was rigged from the start. A cool guy like you deserves a girlfriend or eight, everyone's going to know that you're the king of the school by the time all of them are done having a turn with you.

>> No.40441159

i wonder what would it be like to have a ancestor that was an automaton come to meet her descendants

>> No.40441165

>>40441146
but y

>> No.40441168

>>40441024
sleep with(nonsexually)

>> No.40441179

>>40441165
they're nurturing and stuff

>> No.40441184

>>40441179
understandable, so you gonna try and be social now?

>> No.40441190

>>40441184
oh heavens no

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>>40441190
you make sister ushi very sad since you dont want to learn how to be social, she'll even teach you how not to sperg out

>> No.40441230

>>40441149
>some time later
>anon is passed out on his bed naked
>while desert girls are playing video games on his console

>> No.40441246

>>40440984
Fo they worship Uroborus

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>> No.40441290

>>40441271
Gonna say anything?

>> No.40441297

>>40441290
dont steal my style, fucking poser

>> No.40441299

>>40441297
2slow, bitch.

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>>40441299
seems like someones mad, little boy wanted attention

>> No.40441307

>>40441301
No thank you, I dislike monster nuns.

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>>40441307
ogey

>> No.40441314

>vtumor meme
Oh nice, another cancerous fag.

>> No.40441315
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40441315

the nun you find in the chapel of the haunted house

>> No.40441320

>>40441314
what? which post?

>> No.40441325

>>40441320
The one directly above the post you replied to.

>> No.40441327

>>40441315
gonna clean her face to really see that pretty smile

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>>40441325
i have been saying ogey for the longest before that shit, so shut up newfag
>>40441327
>She blushes, tries to say something chunni but runs away
>leaves a trail of ink
>Leads to her room

>> No.40441347

>>40441339
Nobody believes you, retard.

>> No.40441355
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40441355

see anyone else that sides with you?
Cause I ain't see a soul

>> No.40441370

>>40441339
>follow ink trail
>find spoopy nun re-applying her makeup while practicing her chunni lines
>notice her (you) doll on her dresser

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>>40440720
>>40440737
>>40440758
Look im not saying I didnt try to follow your advice she just was very convincing

>> No.40441389

>>40441370
Do you
A) use magic to make the doll move and use your voice to make it seem you somehow died for fright shortly afterwards and you possessed the doll
B)put on a scary green mask you found and try and scare her
C)Attempt to steal her pantied
Or
D) give her the D
>>40441380
is her milk gold flavored tho?

>> No.40441396

>>40441389
>is her milk gold flavored tho?
Chocolate, but its very... rich

>> No.40441406

>>40441380
>more armor
>somehow even lewder
at this rate, she will be both heavily armored and naked at the same time

>> No.40441410

>>40441380
Praise the golden goddess!

>> No.40441418

>>40441389
always C, bet her panties are pink and cute

>> No.40441432

>>40441418
>Its striped pink and white
>Just like her face when she saw you sniffing them

>> No.40441449

>>40441432
>sniffing her panties while looking her right in the eyes
>slowly put them in your pocket, and then take another pair to sniff from her drawer
>...
>spooky school never prepared her for this!

>> No.40441480

>>40441449
>slowly approach t posing all the while
>slowly lift up her habit and start sucking on her titty

>> No.40441482

i need mg pirates

>> No.40441499

>>40441482
Then post them booty

>> No.40441546

I wonder if there is a style of sex fighting in which you can judgement nuns with you sheathing your meat sword by zipper in MGE

>> No.40441561

>>40436666
>throwing frisbee on the beach
>your friend botches a throw
>sails over the comfy human beach and into muscle beach territory
>giant mamono all stop mid hoist
>look at the frisbee and then at you
>a brawl breaks out over who gets to bring it back to you

>> No.40441563

>>40441546
Fuck autocorrect
I meant Nut

>> No.40441600

>>40441561
I’d just be working out with them honestly

>> No.40441604

POV: You are of a military task force and you and your team mates have fight your way through a favela full of Amazonians and ocelomehs to track down and arrest a wanted criminal/fugitive

.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0naKeVdo5V0

>> No.40441616

Just gonna hang out in the slums and fight in the pit for some dosh

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>>40441301
I must confess to Sister Mofu!

>> No.40441641

>>40441604
Why fight, just tell the Amazon that person was selling condoms and doing vacestomies

>> No.40441652

>>40441563
?

>> No.40441659
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40441659

Cuddle with monsters if they ask

>> No.40441660

I read an h mamga forgetting to read the tags first
I'm in need of some healing....

>> No.40441668

>>40441659
Would she mad if I pass out?

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>>40441660
How bad? Dhibi tier or....

>> No.40441684

>>40441668
nah, she will just molest you but she can't help it

>> No.40441686

>>40441600
I think they would be working out with you

>> No.40441694
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>>40441676
>How bad
tags: ryona,guro
Now I want to cry

>> No.40441701

>>40441686
Is there any difference! I wanna be bigger and stronger and they want to stay that way

>> No.40441706

I keep my country accent so I can scare off city-slicker monsters

>> No.40441709
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>>40441659
You don't have to tell me twice

Or at all

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>>40441694
Oh boy, that's rough anon, here some mofu to heal.

>> No.40441717

>>40441694
That's why I don't search for anything without a shitload of exclusion tags

>> No.40441738

>>40441709
I wonder what this underwater unicorn smells like

>> No.40441786

She's your maid, not your wife.
Stop breeding her.

>> No.40441792

>>40441786
Sorry can’t hear you over the sound of her moans

>> No.40441801

>>40441786
No, going for multiple, simultaneous impregnations of the meido.

>> No.40441821
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>>40441786
Oh no, it's too late!

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>>40441786
>Stop breeding her
you're assuming I have a choice

>> No.40441852

>>40441823
You always have a choice anon, and you chose to not marry her and make a proper wife out of her instead keeping her as your maid

>> No.40441855

>>40441786
There's nothing sweeter than a Kikimora who, despite being "the help", treats your guests the way a marquise would treat a baron while still holding true to her duties as a maid.

>> No.40441925

>>40441852
The whole maid shtick is fun though.

>> No.40441945
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>>40441786
She's my maid and I'll do what I want

>> No.40441957
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>>40441786
but i knew since I was young and she told me its only right to pay the maid in kids

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>>40441786
no

>> No.40441978
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which way you want to be carried? top right is speaking to me

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>>40441786
Nah she is both

>> No.40442075
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40442075

Impregnate vampires.

>> No.40442091

i want to carry my 1000lb wurm wife on my back even if it means Im a few feet shorter afterwards

>> No.40442102

Will the economic forum danukis with the evil German accents please stop telling me my country's sovereignty, independence and nationality is invalid!? Will those danukis stop saying mamono corporations make better leaders, will those danukis stop telling me to eat bugs and not own private property dammit! These danukis are not making themselves look good and are making themselves look like fucking James Bond villains!

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>>40441406
>>40441410
fortunately she has opted for an attire more practical for certain "activities"
>>40441786
I am her maid she is my Master...wait a minute

>> No.40442144

>>40442110
>makes a cleavage window to stick your dick in
>go for her belly button window and poke it
dum dog

>> No.40442146

When playing as King Anonymous in the Demon Realm should I build tall and begin expeditions to the Mist Continent and Zipangu or consolidate my surrounding land by marrying the untaken queens around me?

>> No.40442175

>>40442146
Be careful anon, you better be genre savvy and or knowledgeable, smart and understanding of politics and Geopolitics. For example, the moment your plans of of colonizing a foreign state is leaked (inevitably). Do not be surprised when The Federation invades your country through both retaliation against terrorism and because of the possibility you have lots of oil in your lands.

>> No.40442186

>>40442146
I prefer the Hermit Wizard route, disappearing into the dense Demon Realm foliage and only emerging as a lvl 33 spellslinger.

>> No.40442229
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>>40442146
Won't matter cause your totally not evil demon advisor will overthrow you and make you sit in your castle breeding

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>>40442146
Quick succ is best strategy especially to stop Slime blobbing

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>>40442229
i should stop hiring megahot advisors.
however,

>> No.40442282

>>40442262
>Anons advisors are also his harem.

>> No.40442290

>>40442229
This is why every king needs a good spymaster to look out for him

>> No.40442306
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>>40442262
>anon keeps hiring advisors because he wants to be the best king
>they all have evil plans of overthrowing him and taking over the kingdom
>however they keep getting in each other's way
>somehow king anon has survived 45 rape/corruption attempts within a week
>he is oblivious to all this and is always deredere to his advisors

>> No.40442312

>>40442262
This ear cleaning meme is a genetic thing, isn't it?

>> No.40442356

>>40442312
I guess? i'm heavy into thighs to begin with but ears do give me a pleasant tingle and it's nice to trust someone to that extent.

>> No.40442379

if human girl cosplay as kenomini do kenomini cosplay as human girls?

>> No.40442388

>>40435993
>hag goes to an anon with a gaming addiction
>she’s so old she thinks they’re talking about gambling
>Anon introduces hag to video games
>within the year there was an all MG CS team in the finals consisting of some the most oldest and most virginal hags ever

>> No.40442439
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40442439

STOP!
You get to choose KC's next new monster girl. What is it?
Pic related for me.

>> No.40442447

>>40442256
>letting the anubis empire farm
>letting the oni warband raid your lands
your rush strat wont work

>> No.40442462

>>40436418
Not big enough! Go to the Abyssoprlacic zone and find me the biggest, oldest Greenland Shark girl that you can!

>> No.40442473

>>40442439
Phoenix.

>> No.40442497

>>40442356
I meant specifically Japanese. Thought there was something about them having a wax buildup problem.

>> No.40442498
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>>40433808
Bottom-heavy gator girls.

>> No.40442509

>>40442462
>ms greenland shark hits pubery around age ~150
that's going to be one weird sabbath

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well I guess this wasn't a bluff

>> No.40442573
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>>40442439
High elves, Western High Elves or Tolkien-esque elves. Noldor.

>> No.40442588

>>40442573
More magic than generic archer?

>> No.40442593

>>40442439
dino gal

>> No.40442594
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>>40442552
Fun times

>> No.40442609

>>40442552
>>40442594
but isnt this spirit.. EVIL???

>> No.40442626
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>>40442609
i can fix her

>> No.40442630

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that Dwarf holds are quite comfy with all the stonework, beds, and good food.
Just....don't ask why they make their tunnels and halls so big, its a sticking point.

>> No.40442631

>>40442609
Yes.

>> No.40442634

>>40439678
The biggest one.

>> No.40442643

>>40442498
how do you guys see the deathroll working?

>> No.40442652
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>>40442609
I hope so. I wonder who the lucky guy is that ended up with her, if she's found someone yet.

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40442664

Hey I heard that people are doing dangerous cosmic line experiments again, I wonder if some of them will go haywire, that would be a shame, haha

>> No.40442666

>>40442552
Wait, what? What the actual fuck? Oh no.

>> No.40442668

>>40442643
mating roll

>> No.40442669

>>40442643
No matter what you do, she will ALWAYS be on top if she wants to.

>> No.40442685

>>40442609
Her entire thing is telling rulers that it would be cool if they killed thousands of people and drove their nation to ruin.
For her, the monster is on the inside and outside.

>> No.40442689

>>40442666
This has been going on all year, and now...uh...check the news. Now.

>> No.40442698

>>40442626
but can she fix you?

>> No.40442705
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40442705

I heard a large particle collider has been reactivated for experiments, would be a shame if it went haywire, haha

>> No.40442721

>>40442664
>>40442705
ayy lmao

>> No.40442726

>>40440548
I’ve been kissing frog girls all day long and not one of them turned into a princess! I was had!

>> No.40442725

>>40442698
She already has.
Half the Anons in this thread already daydream about getting tricked into unsealing the ancient evil fox, myself included. She already won.

>> No.40442757

>>40442726
they are royalty of the swamp not just humans royalty tho

>> No.40442778

>>40442439
carbuncle

>> No.40442810
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>>40442725
She was with us the whole time

>> No.40442818

>>40442726
Thank goodness, could you imagine if the frog princess turned into a human woman? Outrageous.

>> No.40442831

>>40440935
Fuck that stupid cat. I’m gonna find the temple full of dog girls and throw an entire basket of tennis balls while they’re praying!

>> No.40442856

>>40442831
gotta toss some fresh bones and nice juicy steak

>> No.40442886

>>40442725
hmmm order stocks seem to be low, time to buy
>>40442818
ya that would be very disappointing, watching the prehensile tongue fade into a modicum of its former self...
>>40442831
>>40442856
or toss a priestess of bastet in

>> No.40442931
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40442931

Drew a tanuki wondering why you're selling animal organs, knife handles, throwing darts, and dirty rags to a weapon shop.

>> No.40442956

>>40442931
Loot drops are loot drops, now gimme my money, merchant.

>> No.40442972
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I hope it's the swimsuit version. Thirstiest girl.

>> No.40442978
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40442978

How many templates can you stack on a monster grill, e.g. a dark mage vampiric Bicorn for example

>> No.40442988

>>40442931
man you can just see the moment her hopes are crushed

>> No.40443003

>>40442931
i have some kidneys to sell if she doesnt want it, i removed them myslef

>> No.40443011

>>40442439
Kelpie.
I want more horse pussy.

>> No.40443013

>>40442978
The question isn't "how many?" it's "at what point is it considered a chimera?"

>> No.40443018
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>>40442978
I REALLY like hooved, yet bipedal girls.

>> No.40443025

>>40443003
From myself to be exact

>> No.40443051

>>40443018
It makes the lingerie in their designs even better. That fucking Bicorn, damn.

>> No.40443057

>>40443013

I meant more along the lines of "naturally" rather than an abomination of science, anyone can become a vampire or mage without special intervention

>> No.40443066

>>40443018
Horses are better when quadrepedal

>> No.40443073

>>40442091
>MGC Strong Man competition
>Hellhound husbands punching through bricks
>Oni husbands bench pressing almost 800 lbs
>Ushi Oni husbands pelvic thrusting through walls
>Wurm husbands pulling fully loaded eighteen wheelers
>the winner was just an average joe who’s married to a Kikimora
>he won it by explaining to his daughteru that Santa Claus the Easter Bunny and the Birthday Skeleton aren’t real

>> No.40443075

>>40442931
how much is my body worth?

>> No.40443076

>>40443018
>>40443051

I love them too, in my headcanon the 4 legged races can alternate between bipedal forms at will

>> No.40443077

>>40442931
>I just cleaned the counter and this boya just threw his trash on it?
>I'm gonna rape him

>> No.40443101

>>40443018
>>40443051
yeah, that bicorn makes me want to really give into what she wants fully
>>40443073
thats just mean

>> No.40443130

>>40442306
she has perfect attire. this is what id want my wife to wear casually.

>> No.40443150

>>40443130
*that and bodysuits. not the thin kind though.

>> No.40443154

>>40439566
>Dark Mage who bought a comfy cabin in the woods to get away from modern high-tech living
>Always gives you lots of 'presents' to mail for her in town
>She must have a lot of friends to always be sending out birthday gifts...

>> No.40443156

>>40442439
Reminder: “Chupacabras” are actually just feral and sick coyote girls please be careful when handling one she might have rabies!

>> No.40443157

>>40442588
Absolutely YES! Japanese Fantasy Elves, or a majority of elves you see in fantasy anime are just fucking boring, weak and generally lame-as-fuck hippie archers living in muh forests or middle-of-nowhere mud hut villages. Generally elves you see in usual fantasy anime are more like lame and pathetic wood elves or brown skinned "dark elves" who act more like goddamn weirdos and highschool edgelords. Japanese fantasy anime be needing more Western style high elves, Tolkien-equse Noldor who are powerful magic users and at the same time no-nonsense military professionals in the battlefield. Inb4 muh warhammers and teegees, think about it. The High Elves, especially Tolkien elves/Noldor are already anime as fuck, being powerful wizards and kickass warriors. Western elves are already shonen protags with muh power levels with magical power swords. But no, they only be lame all-female wood land vegan hippies that only go; "EEEHH NANI!?" when the human protagonist(s) do something comedic or unorthodox in their expense or be easily dominated victims.

But in the case of High Elves/Tolkien Noldor being in MGE. They can just be tall blonde haughty, snotty snobbish oujou samas that are powerful magic users.

>> No.40443168

Post your best sabbath pics please: baphos, witches, and/or familiars

>> No.40443204

>>40442439
Quetzalcoatl

>> No.40443223

>>40440831
The 'gatekeepers' here are autistic faggots who only care about their pet peeves and let the rest of the trash slide

>> No.40443233

>>40442439
BASIC SHIT
Pegasus, Metal Slime, Long, Prometheus, Onryo, Alien, Bigfoot, Hydra

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>> No.40443255
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40443255

what does the sand kiki say?

>> No.40443264

>>40443233
>alien
There's a D&D dungeon where there's a crashed UFO in a fantasy setting. That might work for MGE.

>> No.40443280

>>40443255
I hate sand, it’s coarse and gets everywhere.

>> No.40443291

>>40443255
she calls you "my pharaoh" instead of mastah

>> No.40443294

>>40443157
They basically did reverse elf elves in Final Fantasy XI. Highest STR, lowest DEX, low AGI, second highest HP, second smallest MP pool and highest CHR among the races. They were tall too and the girls were thick as fuck but the guys looked sort of dumb. Also, french.

Man, that was some funny shit. I miss that world.

>> No.40443299

>>40443255
>what does the sand kiki say?
>"Why is it so dusty in the desert!?

>> No.40443331

>>40443255
>>40443299
>“I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.”

>> No.40443332
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>>40443299
that kiki aint too bright it seems

>> No.40443353

>>40440876
But do they play tabletop games?

>> No.40443360

>>40439229
I can read spic but can’t take it seriously because it sounds like everyone is wearing a sobrero trying to fight bulls

>> No.40443371

>>40443332
what about desert shog?

>> No.40443382

>>40443299
>feral sand kikis can be found in the wilds, trying to clean the desert
>because of how impossible it is to sweep away all the sand, they rape anons in frustration

>> No.40443389

>>40439477
Pretty sure this was already translated

>> No.40443396

>>40443371
slime + sand thats all I gotta say

>> No.40443414

>>40440114
My Bat gf likes to shitpost on telegram when the lights are off

>> No.40443433

>>40443371
she is chocolate flavor shog instead of grape flavor shog

>> No.40443446 [DELETED] 

>>40440984
>go to snake church because you wanna play with venomous snakes and don’t wanna drive to DC
>it’s just all snake girls in nun habits
>yeah you get to feel their tails but it doesn’t do much
>after the service I was held down and made to impregnate all the nuns there
>now I have to go snake church every Sunday
>6/10 wish I went to the insect church instead

>> No.40443448

>>40443371
i guess she gets rolled up by a khepri to form a weird slime carrier

>> No.40443465

>>40443382
>somehow unite the sand kikis
>Cleaned the entire desert of sand, found a bunch single sandworms and even some drybone skellies

>> No.40443473

>>40440984
Based Pentecostal-anon

>> No.40443491

>>40443446
i would go to jabber church, clown church or wurmholst church

>> No.40443492

>>40443382
I want to sweep a sand kiki off her feet and bridal carry her to our house, so she can finally appreciate something which can be fully cleaned.

>> No.40443507

>>40440210
I AM THE ORGASM APROOOACHING

>> No.40443519

>>40440984
>go to snake church because you wanna play with venomous snakes and don’t wanna drive to DC
>it’s just all snake girls in nun habits
>yeah you get to feel their tails but it doesn’t do much
>after the service you were held down and made to impregnate all the nuns there
>now you have to go snake church every Sunday
>6/10 wish I went to the insect church instead

>> No.40443525

>>40443446
>choirs got a nice voice
>experience the healing powers of constriction
>apophis venom communion wine
>take home several bottles of snake oil
i mean it's at least a 6.5/10

>> No.40443548

>>40440210
That’s cool, you can’t keep zapping the microwave to make it work though, this is the fifth one we had to throw away this week!

>> No.40443556

>>40443519
>>go to snake church because you wanna play with venomous snakes and don’t wanna drive to DC
hhhhehehe

>> No.40443595

>>40443525
>>>>>>>Snake oil
Anon....I dont wanna alarm you....but it aint oil

>> No.40443634

>>40443492
>sand Kiki actually fully cleans your house
>she is done
>she cleaned everything
>she’s finally free of that anxiety to fully clean everything
>now she’s left alone with her thoughts for the first time in her entire life
>after about 30 seconds of sitting on the couch she gets up and opens a window letting in a bunch of sand and dust
>oh dear another mess

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>>40443492
>making an honest maid out of desert kiki
good man, too bad you will be rewarded with more feral kikis as they hear of the mythical building that CAN be CLEANED

>> No.40443683

>>40443382
All I can imagine is these kikis building or searching for homes so they can have something they can clean.

>> No.40443716

>>40443492
>>40443642
im going to take her to my house on the beach

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Welp, Former PM Shinzo0 Abe has crossed over, hopefully he's in the arms of a big titty monster now.

>> No.40443814

>>40441701
No, Anon. I mean WITH you.

>> No.40443823

>>40443780
You're not dead until your wikipedia article reads 'was' instead of 'is'

>> No.40443844

>>40443814
Nah, I aint good enough for that unles I can do 1234, i cant do a 69

>> No.40444016
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40444016

How deep do I have to go till I meet a sea dragon?

>> No.40444074

>>40444016
once you see weirdo pervert vamp squids

>> No.40444174

>>40444016
just dive into that weird lake no one visits for some reason.

>> No.40444181

I'm almost interested in starting a comfy monsterGIRL quest thingy, just to see you guys destroy it

>> No.40444221
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>>40444174
>go into lake
>find the evil temple with the dark ryu
you fool

>> No.40444253

my comfy life in MGE would be having a adoptive bicorn momster who raised me to be the best slut in the world

>> No.40444336

>>40444181
fear not, as i won't read it

>> No.40444348

>>40444221
yeah but what are the evil kurohebi like?

>> No.40444361

>>40444336
always a good reason not to write

>> No.40444423
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>>40444348
They are degenerates that give bicorns a run for their money
Absolutely not cute hebis!

>> No.40444566

>>40444181
It would be fun to do something live like that. Just make a story with thread inputs and see where it goes.

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>>40444181
DO IT

>> No.40444812

>>40444181
Just whatever you do, do not allow the futa faggots or Order faggots to taint it. Because they absolutely will try.

>> No.40444842

>>40442439

Daemon, Dingleberry, or Dingbat

>> No.40444855

>>40444181
Reminds me of the /a/ threads. Just ignore any suggestions to kys.

>> No.40444867

>Cheshire Cat UwUs at me and notices my bulge so she glomps and nuzzle wuzzles me

>> No.40445267
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woah ded thred

>> No.40445281

>>40445267
>3 toes
I hate this. KC could have spent 2 seconds looking up a dog's paw online

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The Church of Perfection in Steel has sent a representative asking after your marital status

>> No.40445321

>>40445315
Status: Single hermit

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>>40445267
I am BUSY doing VERY IMPORTANT THINGS like trying to get ffmpeg to fucking behave.

>> No.40445339

>>40445324
>ffmpeg
what

>> No.40445353
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40445353

Any tips on how to impress those gym cows?

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>>40445339
>FFmpeg is a free and open-source software project consisting of a suite of libraries and programs for handling video, audio, and other multimedia files and streams. At its core is the command-line ffmpeg tool itself, designed for processing of video and audio files. It is widely used for format transcoding, basic editing, video scaling, video post-production effects and standards compliance.

>> No.40445391
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>>40445321
Unacceptable. You will report to the nearest chapel for processing

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>>40445353
You have to deadlift one of them

Warning, they're almost 300 pounds. And don't bring that up.

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>>40444867
memories broken

>> No.40445422

>>40445391
Yeah, but that means I have to go somewhere. I'll pass.

>> No.40445425

>>40445404
>And don't bring that up.
I'm going to do it

>> No.40445435

>>40444867
I want a bugs bunny Cheshire, not some memeing annoyance.

>> No.40445451
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>>40445422
It was not a request

>> No.40445473

>>40445404
>300 lbs
>Deadlift
Honestly doesn’t sound that bad

>> No.40445480

>>40445473
Yeah I should have said "at the very least weight 300 pounds"

>> No.40445511
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40445511

Big horny girls with big ___?

>> No.40445558
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Fuck onis

>> No.40445560
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40445560

Is it true that all foxes are quick shots?

>> No.40445563

>>40445511
hearts.

>> No.40445574

>>40445451
oh no

>> No.40445580
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>>40445558
Don't tempt me

>>40445563
Correct

>> No.40445592

>>40445560
Yes, it’s pretty pathetic. You know you should go bully those quickshot foxes with your dick that’s be really funny

>> No.40445593

>>40445580
I just want to nestle my head between those breasts and fall asleep

>> No.40445609
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>>40445593
It looks so nice

>> No.40445611

>Your wife/wives start asking you about your world's history
Are you sure they should know?

>> No.40445643

>>40445611
Yes. Fuss and misery.

>> No.40445644

>>40445611
I'd just say my world was lost in hellfire and leave it at that.

>> No.40445669
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>>40445560
Yes, but it doesn't matter much when they can keep going and going and going an-

>> No.40445675

>>40445611
Time to put my history minor to use

>> No.40445707

>>40445611
nero did nothing wrong

>> No.40445715

>>40444221
I would love her

>> No.40445739
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>>40444016
about 1300 meters

>> No.40445749

>>40445739
They like warm waters.

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>>40445611
Let me tell you about the jews.

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