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oh u, girls cant have sex with each other

So fucking cute.

>brofist.jpg

This is true. So pure, that any who could possibly masturbate to it are monsters.

>>4037754

>Little girls having sex with little boys dressed like other little girls is the purest form of sex.
I found your problem and fixed it, free of charge.

... And Yukari gapped Reimu's mouth out of jealousy so she couldn't kiss Remilia?

It truly is a pure and beautiful thing..

And here is a prime example of why I like /jp/.

Little girls having sex with men is the greatest form of sex.

Pure girls doing pure, innocent things

>>4037768
>I am a faggot who can't get off unless I see cock.

>>4037825
When they have sex as girls, they still have cocks.

>>4037825
And you're the male equivalent of a /y/ fangirl that has given up on reality. You've been jerking your hand so much that you no longer know what sex means. Just the thought of a male and female having sexual intercourse is a turnoff for you because you can no longer project yourself into the role of the male.

>>4037878
takes one to know one

>>4037825
bro fist

>>4037744
I have no mouth.And I must do pure, innocent things.

Yuri hurts my male pride.

>>4037878
Some of us just find the penis is disgusting and like seeing pure beautiful things with other pure beautiful things.

>>4037923
>Some of us just find the penis is disgusting
I used to think you were cool Tohno.

>>4037947
It's not nice to lie.

>>4037768
>Little boys dressed like little girls having sex with little boys dressed like other little girls is the purest form of sex.
I found your problem and fixed it, free of charge.

>>4037923
Warning: This is a NSFW (pig-disgustingu) 3D photo of a female genitalia. Futa lovers and advocates of 2D love, need not apply.

Frankly, the vagina is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it attacks it's owner once a months in a bloody torrent of pain and humiliation which inspires unjust rage from the owner. Next, its pleasure center its the measly apology that is the clitoris. Imagine if your cock were the size of a nipple, and you know what we're talking about here. Not fun.
Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread. It also pops out babies, the most annoying little fucker ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

The vagina sucks. Cocks rock. Cocks are clitoris the size of bananas. God, that's simply awesome!

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a cock. Bottles, hot-dogs, rocket ships, gun, cannons, candles, lamps, trees etc. etc.

>>4037923
>Some of us just find the penis is disgusting

And vagina isn't?

>>4037995
Not the unused ones.

>>4037995
I don't find either particularly appealling; just to look at I mean. Sex is hot and all, but I can only watch the softer stuff without being grossed out.

>this thread

>>4038047

My own clone!

Girls' love is forced while boys' love is pure.

>>4037988
pasta, etc

I fap to straight stuff, but yuri is more :awesome:
Can't really describe it.
If I could, I'd fap to every single yuri I encounter, but that doesn't work for some reason.
Stupid instincts.

Butch dykes kill my boner. Yuri is all I have left.

>>4038069
>Girls' love is forced while boys' love is pure.
Truth. Girls simply put don't have the same sex drive as males. Males on average masturbate once or twice a day, while females on average only masturbate once a week.

Also: gays > lesbians

Gays for the most part look cute but lesbians look like fugly men. (And no, I'm not only referring to the butch ones). The more ugly/butch the lesbian, the greater their sex drive. I've never seen a cute looking lesbian before in my life.

>>4038111

Yuri gives more emotional satisfaction

>>4038111
Are those ribs or is Yuugi pulling on Parsee's skin that much?

>>4037979
>>4037744
I agree

>>4038127

Shut the fuck up about 3d. We're talking about cute little magical girls with frilly dresses.

Moar little girls.

>>4038127

Doesn't the fact that girls don't always fuck/masturbate every hour make them more "pure"?

Whatever, your opinion. Although lesbians > gays.

This is, of course, talking about 2D. 3D is always pig disgusting, they have hairy males and fat or old lesbians.

>>4038186
Is this translated or just that one page?

>>4038240
http://www.solelo.com/blog/index.php/2009/12/touhou-project-doujin-gokusai-color-its-fine-to-pay-wit
h-love/

True innocence.

>>4037744
Touhou needs more scenes of little girls clutching other little girls

>>4038127
I like lesbians, but only in 2D. I completely agree with you that 3D lesbians are pig disgusting.