/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kejourou can wash their hair using their hair like you wash your hands. It must be rather convenient.

>>40359690
Lies, when a kej’s hair gets wet they lose all their powers just like sedusa

>>40359717
they just gain the creepy people

>>40359683
I wonder if hellwans can get suntanned.

>>40359683
Can it leave now?

>>40359727
I wonder if Trolls can get safely suntanned

>>40359727
they turn vantablack

>>40359717
That makes sharing a shower less fun.
>>40359727
What would a tanned hellwan even look like, ventablack?

It's dangerous out there luckily she will escort you.

Something seems off with the nun I was sent by the church to help me take on this vampire menace that’s terrorizing the town!

>>40359767
ask her for fresh milk

>>40359727
Beach bully hounds

>>40359767
She’s just shy that’s all! Look, here’s a pic of her at the beach!

>>40359741
Imagine spying on your Troll neighbor sunbathing naked on her backyard, and then she spots you

>>40359773
How is it bullying when all she does is suck your dick and call you a nerd?

>>40359727
>Hey! Get off me! You're ruining MY tan!

>>40359743
>>40359744
Would be interesting to see a hellhound close to that dark, but not having the light interact with the black would look wonky.

I found this fanfic of a baka Ocelomeh using a manual on "dating" with a man she just captured, and using cheesy premade oneliners to try to "establish dominance".

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UxJ7jdJ8ABvKpyvlCy9cuN8fuEkqCGwJFhhycKIAwnw/edit

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A3hJbweNsmFlW0PpP9egYzaIMtVSPHdB/view

>Ah, here's a good one”

>She stood straight, cleared her throat and looked directly at Anon

>-”I didn't know it was my birthday,”

>She took a step forward, shooting her hips to the side, one paw on them, predatory eyes starring right at him, claws creeping out

>-“Because you look like quite the treat~”

>Her cheeks blushed slightly as she tried to contain her smile finishing that sentence, happy with her performance

>Anon was unfaced

>Either due to finding the line unprovocative or the significant amount of blood going to his head

>Not that head, to her disappointment

>Seeing his unchanging expression, she wasn't frustrated, rather surprised

>The pretended confidence fell instantly, her posture turning more reserved, ears alert, tail frozen

>-”Uhhh...”

>It only changed when it seemed she reached a solution

>-”Right! I can't just use this generic stuff! I need to be original”

>He didn't favor her argument, at all

>-”Okay, let's see...”. Her paw held her chin as she looked around, trying to find inspiration from the surroundings

>>40359804
Proper monster bully would also shove her pussy in your face at the same time.

>>40359727
i dont know why but i REALLY want to eat her pussy

>>40359804
She won’t be calling you a nerd after you stick it in her ass on a whim one night.

>>40359814
imagine getting got in the middle of night and only seeing her teeth

>>40359815
stop being a faggot about shilling your shit

>>40359804
You're just gonna let her walk up call you a nerd, kick your sandcastle, and blow you in front of everyone?

>Hello, little Tom, wanna bathe with onee-chan?

>>40359826
Hot

>tfw monster girl thread on /jp/ instead of on /e/
Shiggy diggy

>>40359855
and after you do the deed, you cover in vantablack kissmarks as well

>>40359683

What would happen to a human boy if he were to get lost and wander into a lamias village? People keep saying he would get swallowed but I just think that’s harpy lies

>>40359851
My name is Jeff and I'm eight inches taller than you

>>40359888
>eight inches taller than you
That's easy to fix.

>>40359888
>silence, womanlet

>>40359866
>anon is arrested for wanface

>>40359888
Jeff Bezos is only like 170 cm (5'7") though

I want a genki teen shog who's really excited to show me different things she can do!

>>40359915
If I was Jeff I'd be having sex with women who aren't my ugly ex-wife on my boat that they had to disassemble a bridge to bring to the ocean and complaining that nobody likes my space company rather than posting on 4chan

>>40359913
>gets let out instantly but is forced to have a parole officer with him at all times
>she walks in
>it's the vantablack wan after applying a fresh batch of lipstick

If hex maniac were mg would she be a holst or would she be a wisp?

>>40359942
wisp

>>40359902
dont

>>40359942
Dark Mage

>>40359866
Mean Streets and Helldogs in heat.

Officer Arachne has heard you've been making arachnophobic remarks.

>>40359876
I'm surprised that there don't seem to be many horsepussy proponents in these threads.

Officer Arachne has heard you've been making arachnophobic remarks.

>>40359964
That doesn't look very comfortable. Maybe they should start keeping some kind of padding for the rape alleys

>>40359967
She webbed up my fucking car!

>>40359973
caroline scarred me

>>40359974
And automatic sprayers for cleaning up.

>>40359973
Your mother was a ratatoskr and your father smelled of prisoner fruits.

>>40359973
Officer Orb Weaver told me she had to move in with me or else I’ll go back to jail!
My public defender Wurm is just giving me a thumbs up when I ask her about the legality of it.

>>40359974
>oh i'm about to get raped by you?
>hold on let me get my rape pad out...
>okay you're good to go

>>40359973
I have freedom of speech and I will use it to say spiders are weird

>>40359973
spider crabs are better

>>40359902
whycantihavethis

>>40360015
Well they think you're weird.

>>40360010
Imagine a monster tries to rape you on the toilet but you just ask her if you can do this somewhere else instead because you want your first time be somewhere more comfortable and less smelly.

There's an awful lot of arachnaphobia in this thread right now. That's a problem.

>>40360054
gimme source, or gey

>>40360061
I don't have the source and would also like to not alp please

>>40360071
u know the rules, u gey

>>40359074
>100% pure untouched real cunny, cute gyaru looks, the actual little girl experience, incredibly powerful for her age, but also wants to have fun and enjoy herself with you
Imagine Momonika promising she's going to "give onii-chan something beyond rare and amazing" while she's taking her clothes off, slowly bending over and continuing with "...X-year old baphomet pussy."

>>40360071
don't worry, I am giving you anti gay pass, you just have to say Manticores are best girls and no one else can compete

>>40360080

>>40359976
Getting punished for parking your car at the wrong spot is no excuse for committing a hate crime, Anon. Now you will be the one getting webbed up.

>>40360100
You can have her. Not one drop, anon.

>>40360061
https://pururin.to/gallery/8465/the-thread-in-the-woods

>>40359973
Is that her fingers in the corner or is she tiny?

>>40360166
It's a big building and she's far away.

>>40360100
uoh, Momonika erotic etc.

I love Alps.

i love monster cougars

>>40360250
Older Ocelomeh are desperate.

Turn the tables on Jinkos by pouncing on them when they turn their back to you

>>40360289
Turn the tables on jinkos by phoning them and asking for their credit card details.

>>40359971
Bicorn and Nightmare are two of my favorite mamono.

>>40360285
ye, they are very sexy and I will fill their wombs with baby batter

I miss the dragoncel posting from a few months back

>>40360333
I don't

>>40359683

>>40360333
It was cringe with shoehorned /r9k/ slang.

>>40360289

>>40360341

>>40360341
First you are OK with it
Next you Hate it
Make up your damn minds!

>>40360100
Someone else can have Momonika. I want to be captured by Momonika and wake up as the teacher of a small class (harem) of girls from her Sabbath.

>>40360346
Someone should get her out of there and into a box that fits

>>40359815
>the two docs are in different formats
anon go fix ur shit. and get an AO3 account to dump your writing into

>>40360408
I want her in my bed.

>>40360408
she fits, she sits

>>40360289
i will pounce on her by kissing her neck and hugging her after she comes home whilst we are in a committed, monogomous relationship in which we have sex at least 5 times a day

>>40360388
It's almost like 4chan posters are a diverse crowd with diverse opinions.

>>40360289
im just going to troll them like my ancestors and pull on their tails then run away into the trees

>>40360388
i think its just the people who dont like it dont respond

>>40360404
do loli manticores still have tail spikes?

>>40360408
What if she likes the box? What if she wants to BECOME the box?

>>40360289
That marshmallow tiger looks fierce

>>40360054
I will use smoke bombs to escape

>>40360456
but your arms are restrained, and your mind is in a neo-broken state

>>40360441
yeah

>>40360250

>>40360444
then I shall be in a box in the ground from how hard I'd be laughing

>>40360501
I will never understand that article. How?

>>40360404
Momonika's sabbath must have a lot of great girls
>manticores and hellhounds asking you if you want to try "taming" them

>>40360511
Its from a joke side, but it viralized. Definitively not because some people deep down think its hot.

>>40360404
>packs of lolis on the prowl for salaryman to correct
they have no regard for sustainable salaryman populations

What monster has the most molestable ears?

>>40360542
Werebat

>>40360161
>pururin
Holy shit that’s old, I still remember when fakku fucked them up

>>40360542
Demon, perfect and elegant knife ears just the right shape and size. Makes you want to rub them with your thumb and index finger and nibble.

>>40360339
>Graped anubis keeps adding "Facesitting training" to your schedule

>>40360542
wurms and elves

>>40360542
Demon because of the knife ears but also because of those beautiful eyes you can stare into

what monsters would be the type to live in the cites?

>>40360638
Ratgirls and pigeongirls

>>40360441
Yep, and they use them to try to get out of their quizzes.

>>40360638
Devil Bugs are total city slickers

>>40360501
Coconut is definitely not 200 ibs. I mean she's tall, surprisingly strong and has the body of a pinup model but that's just slanderous.

>>40360638
Pyrow

>>40360728
i would date a way older pyrow for money if she paid me in highschool

>>40360595
I've always really liked the straps. Even better when they're a bit too tight and squeeze her skin.

>>40360772
or grown too tight, thats my favorite

>>40360463
My mind is an unbreakable mental construct

>>40360501
thats one heavy cougar
>>40360664
which is better?

>>40360514
What if I ask a Hellhound to tame me?

>go for waifu
>Take pyrows offer of practice marriage so you're good to go when you find her.
You fell for it anons.

>>40360514
>Siren and Gandharva band nerds eagerly showing off their skills on woodwind instruments, before making an awkward blowjob pun

>>40360834
>which is better?
Ratgirls are smarter, pigeongirls have better living space if you're not afraid of heights.

>>40360542
i do get the molesting ears thing
but its banshee

A reminder that Living Armors have become creative in their chosen form after getting
a taste of modern society. Anything that fully covers you may be one lying in wait, not just traditional protective gear.

>>40360930
Living armors were one of my top girls, surprisingly.
There's just something about having a wife willing to shield you from all harm with her 30cm metal plates

>>40360930
i wonder, would they adapt to the hubbys fighting style? as in if he fights with just fists or something

>>40360993
power loader

>>40361058
>power loader
too slow

>>40359027
We don't have more ?

>>40359815
Where can I find more of it and please post it AO324ag4

>>40361072
>he doesn't know about the grappling hook

I will legally MARRY and pronounce my lovely Pyrow childhood friend as my WIFE and we will have wonderful baby making sex on the night of our WEDDING.

>>40361133
still too slow, I'd opt for something faster, I want to hit fast and hard, not be a slowpoke

>>40361157
>"I'm sorry mam'. It appears for fuck buddy has severe brain damage. "

Imagine having two Shog wives.

>>40361195
Ah yes, now I can get fucked by lewd horrors beyond my comprehension twice as much!

>>40361195
Do they fight over who gets to be what furniture?
>""It's my turn to be masters bed!"
>"But you got the be the chair AND the cutlery, I think it's only fair I get to be the bed tonight"

>>40361195
Imagine the shogibilities.

>>40361157
I'm going to forget the offhand promise to marry my childhood friend. Are verbal contracts binding?

>>40361218
Sometimes fight, sometimes meld! While fighting, sometimes one will overtake the other! Or, possibly, they switch off - while one acts as the furniture, the other stays primarily in humanoid forms!

>>40361242
Why does just looking at this picture make me want her to sit on my face?

>>40361218
An advanced form of biochemical warfare that to the untrained observer looks like they're just making out with each other.

>>40361242
>Not saving your copy of the contract and surprising her years later when she gives you another marriage contract with your copy saying you two are already married

So here's some monster girl trivia we've gotten courtesy of KC answering questions on Patreon. I'll reword the info for clarity but you can view KC's words in full here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1164&start=40

1. The spell of anthropomorphosis can be used instinctively rather than learned, allowing women who have recently monsterized to hide their changed form. In fact, monsterized humans are often better at using anthropomorphosis than natural born monsters since they were human originally.

2. While its not that unusual for a monster girl's home to be reinforced/sturdy, it's not something the average home has either. Monsters are only overwhelming strong at "maximum output", and are good enough at controlling their strength that even a wurm is likely to accidentally break a door by knocking on it and such.

3. Undead being able to reproduce applies to those with entirely spiritual bodies as well, like phantoms and will-o-wisps, since they are a "race" rather than just a spirit.

4. A cupid has four wings and they are shaped like hagoromo, i.e. something variously translated as heavenly raiment, a robe of feathers, a feather mantle, heavenly kimono of tennin, etc.

5. The blue and red lines extending from a chimaera's shoulders are lines of magical power. They do not hinder her movement given they are made of mana, and they simply extend if she raises her arms.

6. The "treasure ball/jewel" on the chest of every dragon family monster is a solidification of the dragon's mighty magic that is formed from her body. If it is removed she simply grows another one. The jewel can be used in the creation of various magical tools and armors.

7. Wyverns can breathe fire, though the fire is not as powerful as dragon fire.

8. The "hands" covering the ryu's breasts are not hands but scales that grow in the shape of hands.

9. Oomukades have a shell with centipede legs attached on their upper arms, though it is hard to see in the profile image. As with so many parts, they often make it disappear during sex.

10. Krakens are mysterious beings. Part of their "clothing" is actually a membrane their body grows, and part of it is real clothes they wear. But it is not clear where one ends and the other begins.

>>40361327
>even a wurm is likely to accidentally break a door by knocking on it and such.

Oops, meant "not likely to break."

>>40361327
>6. The "treasure ball/jewel" on the chest of every dragon family monster is a solidification of the dragon's mighty magic that is formed from her body. If it is removed she simply grows another one. The jewel can be used in the creation of various magical tools and armors.
It'd be nice to make wedding rings out of one.

>>40361327
i want to steal and eat a dragons embedded jewel

Reminder if you fall to temptation by filthy angels there will be kind pure foxes weeping

>>40361195
>Shogs merge together to become Dire Shog
>You're sealed inside two Shogs at once

>>40361327
>4. A cupid has four wings and they are shaped like hagoromo, i.e. something variously translated as heavenly raiment, a robe of feathers, a feather mantle, heavenly kimono of tennin, etc.
That sounds cool but I have no idea what it means

>6. The "treasure ball/jewel" on the chest of every dragon family monster is a solidification of the dragon's mighty magic that is formed from her body. If it is removed she simply grows another one. The jewel can be used in the creation of various magical tools and armors.
Stealing and hoarding dragon jewels, that'll show them

Okay so here’s my plan to get an amazon wife
>Go into amazoness village
>Walk up to biggest gal
>Throw her over my shoulder and walk out

hello i might post a very autistic fighting game character moveset of a monster girl soon
which monster should i do?

>>40361424
how much can you deadlift

>>40361424
you got the strength to do so as well as grappling ability to make sure its you whose carrying you?

>>40361363
>dragon has to save anon's life after he nearly chokes trying to eat her gem

>>40361445
I'll train my jaw everyday to be able to even crush diamonds with ease to prevent that diaster, the side effect will be having the most sqaure jaws

>>40361458
Gonna need to visit a Gremlin to install some high strength teeth. And a Lich to fleshmend your entire digestive tract back to use.

>>40361431
redcap

>>40361327
>8. The "hands" covering the ryu's breasts are not hands but scales that grow in the shape of hands.
I liked the headcanon that they're vestigial wings.
>>40361412
>That sounds cool but I have no idea what it means
Cupid's second pair of wings is that cape-like thing under her upper wings.

>>40361490
I wont mind it and I would use my new strength to eat steel and soild bones from a massive water buffalo to wow the crowds

Alps have the highest anal sensitivity out of all mamono

>>40361619
Gross

>>40361497
honestly not even read their profile, but ill give it a shot.

>>40361619
Anon, I think you're just gay. It's ok, but I think you're a little bit of a faggot.

>>40361634
There's nothing gay about marrying a bro/close friend who Alps for you

Mush the mush.

>>40361652
i want hugmonus fat shroom ass on my face

>>40361431
fuck, nevermind i dont know how to format this. ill find a way.

>>40360433
Playing the triangle with your local kitsune sister's necklace. Definitely won't find it annoying after the first time.

SNEK

>>40361619
Anal is for sluts and gays.

>>40359683

>>40356997
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoyKECQnPw

POV: You are an adventurer who's encountered a demon realm incubus dad boss fight. Said incubus dad is now fighting (You) so that his still single werewolf daughter can finally have a man.

Hint: explore the surrounding areas to find the lost Tiny Music Box. If you find and show him the Tiny Music Box even during the boss fight, he will be grateful and you will earn a special bonus.

>>40361753
all sneks good

>>40359683
Guys, if you are in the MGE setting. Do not, and I mean DO NOT ask a Human Supremacist what is the race of his girlfriend or if she is "pure human" or if she's a "monstergirl I disguise."

>I will bite you and you will like it

>>40361815
Can I beat him and still take his daughteru as my waifu. Also he won’t be mad when he finds out about the harem will he?

>>40361652
stick a fork in it

>>40361753
>>40361927
yes

imagine acting like a love doll when youer wife gets you in the mail but make breakfast before she gets up

>>40361964
As long as I get to bite back, we've got a deal.

Bonobo kakuens are the best!

>>40361372
Instead I'm asking a shy, reserved, flat-chested tengu to sit on my face while she reads.

>>40361372
>you are a bad girl, quell my lust
a true wordsmith

>>40362027
so if i pour water on them they'll just get bigger?

>>40362247
Ah shit wrong thread. Well she's a salamander girl so it still kinda counts right?

>>40362238
yes but don't pour wine on them as it turns them into hags

would you that gecko girl that is looking at you fap from behind you?

>>40362254
it's just not the same when they're not on fire

>>40362267
if it's a horde of idiots like in NV i could be persuaded

>>40359683
>Be yourself, touring in the MGE Desert Lands
>Suddenly a desert mamono approaches you and asks you aggressively:
>"Hey you, human boy! Who do you swear allegiance to, Atreides or Harkonnen!?"
>You have no idea what she is talking about. Though you do notice she has some drugs being put into her nose through a nasogastric tube and has glowing blue eyes
>She demands again; "You heard me human boy, Atreides or Harkonnen! Who do you swear allegiance to, what house you come from!?"

What is your answer?

>>40362283
shes on the ceiling ya know?

40362286
fuck off to /tg/

>>40362286
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>40362286
I work for the Sardukar Pharoah

>>40362286
Harkonnen. I am a fat ugly bastard and I am proud

>>40362295
It's funny, he remembered to put "mamono" in there once but neglected to actually name a species.
Truly a strange creature.

>>40362304
Imagine liking being a fat ugly bastard
>>40362310
yeah, just to shoehorn your shit

>>40362310
>>40362315
I just didn't know what monstergirl would fit for a Dune joke or meme. Other than Sandwurms, I just could not for the life of me, figure out what desert girl would look well in having Spice flown through her nasal cavity via nasogastric tube and having glowing blue eyes. So many options, yet could not choose one.

>>40362329
Scorpion sounds like it would fit the scenario

>>40362329
ok, and? Seen stuff what you said like you did, ever get good responses at all?

>>40362267
>gecko girl that is looking at you fap from behind you
>panic and try to tab out from your gecko girl porn
>switches to impregnation porn
>try to tab out again
>switches to wedding dresses on very pregnant geckos
>just try to close the whole internet
>she sees your background of pictures of her with the caption "Do it for her"
man how would you recover from that?

>>40361753
For all the hate Hebis get I don’t mind them. I wouldn’t mind a Hebi wife and make a new shrines worth of workers with our daughters.

>>40362352
hate? no one hates hebis. Stop lying

>>40362304
>>40362315
>fat ugly bastards

That sure is a very creative way of describing the Apophises. Behold, The ugliest La Creatura imaginable!

>>40362356
how taught that fat hag in the throne how to post?

>>40362247
>>40362254
>Somewhere in the multiverse there is an Arknights where the Kuranta are actual centaurs instead of just humans with horse ears and tails

>>40362286
faggot noblility shit. return to /tg/ you fucking sperg.

What's a monstergirl/fetish combo that would bring you to your knees, and welcome a (purely hypothetical) monstergirl incursion (should such an opportunity be offered to you?)

>>40362355
"Hate" is far too strong a word but I do not particularly care for scales.

>>40362295
>>40362410
Its a reference or bastardization of a Skyrim dialogue mixed with Dune references anon.

>>40361753
Hebis wouldn't like that I'm into bigamy.

>>40362416
Just a simple fox or succ, with lots of doting and handholding and scalp massages. This would floor me, as I would instantly be put to sleep.

>>40362402
I was never big on centaurs, but I am not immune to hot lady knight

>>40362422
and both fucking suck. if youre going to mix settings with monster girls, pick an at least half decent one. and make sure to actually keep the monster girl stuff in there. dont just reskin them.

>>40362422
and? read this>>40362449
your focus should be on the monsters first, everything else second

>>40362416
Pretty much any fox that isn't some terrible non-MGE flavor of abusive.
Hellhound would also work but in that case I'd probably be too "busy" to help with any purported incursions.

>>40362416
Switching between gentle femdom and mild domination of a larger hellwan, not excessively large but a healthy 6 footer.

>>40362416
>Tail pussy that does the thing est did to the protagonist of milking farm
>Addictive fluids. Venom, milk, saliva, etc. Maybe all of them
>Flayer-esc mind control and squiding, but the mind control is lighter
>Pheremones that make me reliant on her, and not want to be away from her
>Carries me in her bodysuit (so is also really tall)
>Has a cage which she carries/floats around which she keeps me in when im not in her bodysuit and we arent having sex, or a pocket dimension which her jacket leads to
>Rituals that involve summoning more demons that she makes me fuck
>Purple/black colour scheme

>>40362416
2 chicks at the same time

>>40362555
Oh and also
>Big tiddy
>Womb tattoo/lewd tattoos/markings like an amazon
>Weekening/tiredness inducing kiss
>Level drain

>>40362416
very meaty, tall, motherly and milky wurm or other motherly monsters

>>40362416
The main ones are:
>Imp/aggressive sub
>Dryad/maid kink
>Liliraune/sex games

>>40362565
>>40362555
Fucks sake, also:
>Evil in aesthetic

>>40362416
facesitting from a tall hellhound

>>40362449
Imagine game of thrones but with monster girls.
Everyone gets so caught up with the sex part they forget to do the plotting part

>>40362416
>vampire
>earplay and kisses
And just like that I'm fucking married.

>>40362416
Houri with a corruption fetish.

>>40362254
She's a good girl and I'm gonna tell her.

>Unidentified Oriental dialogue

>>40359683

>>40362449
>dune
>fucking sucks
Unironically acquire taste

>>40362416
>Alice
>But when she's turned on she starts acting like a Cheshire

>>40362416
Any mamono with an oral fixation, basically. Anything from nibbling, to sucking on my fingers, to keeping us locked making out until we nearly faint only to do it all over again, to the lewdest wakeup blowjobs imaginable. Lamia, bunyip, apophis...that whole family would destroy me like that.

>>40361327
>even a wurm is likely to accidentally break a door by knocking on it and such.
>>40361346
>Oops, meant "not likely to break."

I am not sure I like it, the Wurmy being so physically strong and having to deal with her with care, is one of the things I like the most about her.

>>40362673
But anon, this 4chan! Here in 4chan, everyone is a contrarian hipster who dunks and dissess on anything popular and mainstream. Basically, just like Tumblr but more Right and conservative leaning.

>>40362739
Same, but it makes sense with their motherly nature

Be honest, suppose you're still single and a cu sith approached you and poured her heart out to you, begging you to her lover.

Would you accept, or at least give her a chance?
Would you do it if it meant you may not get another wife?

Fuck off

>>40362774
I accept

>>40362774
I would pet her.

>>40362774
I’d accept mamano mana would probably make her more human to fit my tastes

>>40362774
I refuse. Yiff in hell

>>40362416
Any of the more seductive/romantic monsters with Charm effects. Hatter, Satyros, Nurarihyon, etc. Dominant flirts that pull me along under their spell, breaking me down over the course of a night of fun and whimsy before having their way with me.

I would welcome my monster overlords.

>>40362763
Their motherly nature is one of the things that would make it even better their super strenght and having some problems. Like Wurm hugging you and you being all like "I can't breathe, please don't hug me so tight"

>>40362858
I think it might really depend on the age of the wurm, like younger ones might not controll their strength as well as the older ones

>>40362774
I'm too nice. If some girl came onto me that hard, I wouldn't say no

>>40362774
Any anon who says they won't is lying. The moment she rubs up against you the snout goes from furry abomination to exotic feature on cute warm alien

Fuck off, furries

>>40362879
cry

>>40362774
I've never gotten along with dogs.

>>40362893
Why are u?

>>40362819
Would you ever friend one though?

>>40362416
Just give me a gentle femdom hellhound and I'll be happy

>>40362898
Fair enough

>>40362416
Yes

>>40362933
PUSSY

>>40362416
Face licking and either lamia, sandworm, cow, monster loli, canine, centaur, white horn, lizard, jabberwock, Cheshire, or harpy.

I'm not picky

Post your funniest cu sith pics

>>40362416
>Shoggoth
>Glory holes

>>40362416
Muscle monsters with a pregnancy and breeding fetish

I'll just post this fat fox ass

>>40363014
and I shall post this smol fox

>>40363024
im going to post this spoopy fox

>>40362985
nah post the silliest bogie pics instead

>>40363046

>>40363046

>>40363014
What taillet.

>>40362951
I would not call her mama

>>40362951
i would call her mama

>>40363052
My personal favorite

>>40363057
>the hidden sorrow in her heart shown in her mask from being a chestlet

>>40363070
i'm sure she could break me with enough time. divinities are annoying like that

>>40363046
smug clown

What is up with centaurs unbirthing shotas? I work at an airport and this is the fifth time this month we’ve found a boy in an older centaur’s womb through our X-Ray machine

>>40363070
>>40363084
The fragile young human mind can never beat angel tits

>>40362416
There are quite a few, but I think the most effective would be if I got home one day to find a Dark Slime Carrier kneeling on my bed, clothes folded next to her, pslime pooled under her.

You get adopted by fox momster. Either Runya Runya Sabbath fox or some Inari/Youko girl. Asks for your assistance in her work and you agree, either just writing about your experiences with MGs since you came to this world in case of Runya Runya Sabbath or writing some journals for your momster's work. You had one week, told your momster you were working on it, but you were just playing videogames and being pampered by her and kept postponing it. She asked multiple times if you were doing it or needed help, you told her it was okay. Until it was Sunday, and your momster found you hadn't written nearly anything, your momster got into some trouble in the Sabbath/Work for not handing it that work.

>She flips you on her lap, your buttocks bare and keeps you in place as she is lecturing you. How do you convince her to not spank you? Did you succeeded?

>>40363180
show her the comics I made about it

>>40363180
Ahh, to be the son of a loli momster

>>40363118
Damn, you are right

>>40359804
>buries you in the sand
>sits on your face

>>40361327
>the jewel wasn't just an ornament
Huh

>At work
>Anubis manager watching me over my shoulder
>Doesn’t comment or say anything
>Can feel her breathing on me
>Try to break the ice
>Ask her if she wants a date
>She becomes immediately flustered and red faced
>Says how salacious it is for a manager to date those under her
>But that she isn’t against it after all the forbidden fruit is the sweetest
>I pull out the plastic case of dates and pop it open
>Hand one to her
>She chips her tooth on the seed

Yup, they're great

>>40363346
just imagine seeing a jabbers thunder thighs jiggle as they bounce like a bunny

>>40363180
I simply flip around and show her my raging erection

>>40362416
Cuddling with a Manticore in the morning sunlight. If I felt warm fur and sharp claws I would melt.

>>40362416
>blackmail
>slow burn corruption/mindbreak
>gloating yandere
>toying with you while mocking

Wish I was filling some haughty vampire's wine glass right now.

Sniff kiki _________.

>>40363464
milk

>>40363464
broom

>>40362997
Uh Oh! Order Female Knights Tacticool!!! T.T ! Me want Tacticool Female Order Knight wife!!!

>>40363464
Breath

>>40363445
I would never subject myself serving some undead mosquito. I think they should pour my wine

>>40363445
What's the point? Vampires are notorious messy eaters

>>40362997
>>40363482
Please kill yourselves.

You have attracted the attention of a lizard.

This wendi looks cold should I invite her inside for some stretchy meat?

>>40363522
She looks like shit

>>40363522
How does she got those tight looking leg spats on?

>>40363484
Correct answer!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for salamanders, the heat does not effect them, only the 'heat'

>>40363522
I challenger her to a fighting game

>>40363351
HNNNNNNGGGGHHH!!!

>>40363522
Fucking shit, liking Sallies as a protectionfag is so painful. If they were more indiscriminate in their husbands, they might be the #1 MG in my list.

>>40363624
>protectionfag
I still dont get this

>>40363232
God I wish that was me

>>40363667
Likes to be protected by a stronger monster and/or being the weaker party in the relationship. Like Hellhounds and Amazons.

>>40363613
And imagine the milk of a jabberwock

>>40363667
What do you not get about it?

I hope you'll be joining in the running of the bulls

>>40363725
i wrestle 'em into mating presses and I shall teach my sons the same

>>40363732
That's no fun at least run away from them at first

>>40363698
>>40363712
not that I have anything against protectionfags but they always instantly make me think of this song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t4_X6cdQSW8 whenever they are brought up

>>40363756
Ahh I see, some people take it too far like anything one can go off the deepend and lose sense of reality.

You must sleep!

>>40363712
there's not a lot of stuff to be protected from once you got a wife

>>40363773
no

>>40363775
You are protected from other mamano.

>>40363773
I don't want to. That means going to work.

I want to know what happens when you call one a bad girl

>>40363773
nah, i must conquer sleep to become truely stoing
>>40363750
why should I run when I can wrestle and stop their chrages?

>>40363785
Yes! Sleep or be sheeped!

>>40363788
being married does that too unless you're an natural turboslut

How much does a full time lich get paid?

>>40363725
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
He saw the riders coming hard
And he heard their mournful cry

>>40363818
Either gold or love from her husband.

>"Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated. Negative... Memories included. Update is live. Acceptance is mandatory."

>>40363852
?

>>40363852
This is how it always starts. First a building, then the whole block.

Is your wife a bully?

>>40363859
references are inherently funny because you recognize them and definitely don't need things like context or timing.
especially when you repeat it over and over, people love that

>>40363852
Kill yourself

>>40363876
Isn't this artist a retarded yurinigger?

>>40363794
>Anon calls a hellhound a bad girl
>She gets visibly upset and teary eyed
>Rapes him until he takes it back

Oh nice, that samefagging retard that spams images is here now. Shouldn't you be in your own thread shitting that up instead?

>>40363885
Yes

>>40363899
Then fuck off, faggot.

>>40363901
Aww is that you, "Fuck off"-kun?

>>40363899
A real pity.

>>40363909
You gonna start replying to yourself like a massive shitheel again?

>>40363915
You going to throw a massive shitfit over a single innocuous picture baiting me into posting shit just to piss you off again?

>>40363852
? ?

>>40363756
Ya know? If you take away the singing, the music is actually really catchy.

>>40363922
I'll take that as a yes. Go make a new thread just to reply to yourself for 20 posts while wasting MORE image slots you obnoxious nigger.

>>40363927
All you have to do is stop freaking out. That's literally it

But no

Anything else you hate? I'm kinda sick of posting this stupid cow and I don't really have many yuri pictures

>>40363893
how many pictures is anon allowed to post per thread? i always forget the quota

>>40363667
It's when you're a little fag and victim and need some women to do your job.

>40363934
0, same as the amount of posts you should be making on this website you samefagging retard

>>40363939
That wasn't me, schizo

Don't worry though, I'm going to bed in a few minutes anyway

>>40363939
picture of a fox

>>40363943
Do your family a favor and remember to go down the road instead of across the street.

>a buh buh just ignore me being a spamming faggot pls no upsetti my feewings by calling me names :((
Absolute fucking state. Please never post again.

>>40363949
Man all I wanted to do was post a picture of a funny dorf making funny dorf rune

But no

>>40363939
>>40363949
I can't believe that you keep falling for such low tier bait repeatedly you subhuman mongoloid. for fucks sake he even uses the same images every time you would have to have genuine fucking brain damage to keep feeding someone who is really blatantly fucking with you (you)s.

>>40363960
Go ahead anon, just keep sit there like a cuck instead of doing anything while shitposters overrun this place. It's been going SO well for the past years.

>>40363962
>>40363957

>>40363962
You probably hate Meru too

>>40363962
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>40363962
Don't like it? There's another perfectly fine thread you can cart your ass off to. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just fine.

>40363973
Yes, why would literally anyone like some daiperfaggot's shitty whore OC?

>>40363979
I KNEW IT

>40363977
>REEEEEEE NOOOO YOU GO TO THE SHITPOSTER'S THREAD GO GO I WIN
Fuck off, faggot. Get a trip so I can filter you.

I’m sorry good night anon, the thread is indeed burning down

>>40363973
Not him, but I don't like the part were Meru possessed a human girl to gain her form.
That girl's soul and her parents must be worried

>>40363992
I always wanted the Apophis's cobra hood to be a part of her body, not jewelry

>>40363998
Eh, she's not shapely enough in the animations for me so I just look at the pictures which don't really have any greater context

>>40364004
I'm the exact opposite. I hate hoods

I also hate snake hoods

>>40364005
I try to do that

>>40364005
>>40364015
>>>/trash/
Get lost, merufaggots.

>>40364010
But why

I also love burqas

>>40364018
Literally all you had to do was stop freaking out

I should have ignored your request for clarification on Centurii

>adhd spammer is also a daiperfaggot
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