/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40298760
massive fat ass

Umi da?

>>40298778
I wish you were a monstergirl

>>40298829
I aint, nor I will never be. so fuck off faggot

>>40298846
I will turn you into one

Fuck off

>>40298824
Cute doragons.

>>40298824
i dont get it

>>40298900
look at the wiener and see what comes out

>>40298824
I SEE THE AMOGUS!!!
>t.a Cheshire Cat maybe

drink monster milk after a good workout to see amazing gains

>>40298900

take your offtopic shit else where, dumb tourist

>>40298760
Imagine being isekai'd in the MGE world. But you end up in the Order lands. Get accustomed with the Order as you work and perform well enough to become a grail knight with good salary and little bit of land for yourself. All thanks to a tomboy Order paladin girl who did pick you up. Shelter you, help take care of you to be accustomed to your new world a d is your new bestest friend for life. You'd be satisfied right?

never gonna work for the order, it a shit and you are garbage

Is it possible to resist this?

>>40298760

Fun fact: an automaton's belly button is actually a hdmi port. You can hook up a monitor to her and view her current ovulation status or watch your daughter be constructed in real time if your wife is already pregnant.

>>40299093
>tfw you play space invaders

>>40299093
>watch your daughter be constructed in real time if your wife is already pregnant.

>automaton daughter builder is just a modded skyrim character editor

>>40299083
So this is like kabedon but with the tongue? A frightening technique.

I want to become overdependent on a hellhound, so much so that I get separation anxiety whenever we're apart for too long.

>>40299058
Can't have it both ways anon

Did I ask you?

>>40299076
>, it a shit and you are garbage
God damn what the fuck did I do to you asshole? I was expecting a playful "and then she becomes a Monstergirl wife and anon becomes a incubus knight" type of response. Did you so happen to wake up on the wrong side of the bed grumpy face?

nothing in your response provokes that and rather in fact reminds me of shitty /tg/ shit. now fuck off

>>40299107
>playing with your daughter before she's even born
This a very weird kind of wholesome.

>>40299195
uh oh looks like someone's triggered

>>40299228
you gotta bond early, ya know anon

>>40299107
>>40299228
>daughter calls you a scrub and starts shitposting from the womb

>>40299195
Go cry /tg/ some more then.

>>40299093
>>40299107
>>40299111
>>40299228
Please rate my Automaton.

>>40299324
Built for making robo mermaids

>>40299314
>shitposting from the womb
Its raining, it raining hard. Shes already so much like her daddy
>>40299324
a german robutt, overengineered for a single purpose

>>40299126
>miss white horn got into the wine again
>instead of leading the Snuggle Scouts on a wholesome adventure she tasks them with taking pictures of anon bathing

>>40298760

>>40299375
i just wonder, why latex?

>>40299518
i want to go to an undead party and party all night long, waking in a massive cuddle pile on the floor

>>40299503
Imagine the sound of going to one of those big extravagant parties wights like to throw
Just clackclackclackclack all night

>>40299585
made me think of tap dancing wights

If your penis is a muscle, can you train it with monster vagina?

>>40299396
Because it's functionally no different from being naked.

>>40299730
i can see and you can use it like a condom as well

>>40299646
Penis is not muscle.

monster for enjoying hikes through the hills?

>>40299838
is it a sponge to clean dishes with, Haku sensei?

>>40299842
bear

>>40299845
A sponge to clean her pipes with

>>40299845
Kind of, but you should only clean insides of monsters with it.

A Valentine's Day sidestory I wrote for my Daily Life With A Lilim series.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/99846426

>>40299968
Lilims are dorks

>>40299936
>>40299939
so the white stuff that comes out is soap then?

>>40299989
The only womb-grade soap around

>>40300095
>tfw no sweet magical swamp hag gf

>>40299065
>brown
>short spikey hair
>black lipstick
Ratas are really too good at their job

just finished reading the "Utopia the Demon Lord dreams of" part of the encyclopedia and, holy shit, despite all the sex and love happening, the lore goes deeper than I expected. Hopefully one day I too, can add to the mamono lord's power for her to create that utopia and send the Order flying.

>>40299968
Yay, more words. Thanks

>>40299968
>baby, stop shitposting and cuddle with me
>hang on babe, he said lilims were shit

>>40300127
she mindraped all the monsters into actual rapists, dude.
Then tried to defy god.

>>40299375
bodysuits are perfection

That thing someone did last thread with the '3 types of mindbreak from 3 different monsters' made me want to try figure out EXACTLY how each monster girl would mindbreak you.

>>40300235
order hands typed this

>>40299093
But can she play Doom?

>>40299126
Arguably the most underrated girl in MGE

>>40300310
HDoom

>>40300329
>has been mentioned in the past 50 threads
There are some girls so obscure you have to actually go back through the encyclopedia to remember they exist

>>40299131
Same. I really like the idea of being reliant/addicted to a moster girl, and only being able to be comfortable around them.

>>40300266
with penis in vagina.
The only ones I remember offhand are the cat kingdom spell to make you sensitive to cats and manticore horny venom.

Dormouse all his the mindbreak aura but I am not sure that counts. Khepri too has a semi mindbreak idea.

>>40300266
sorry, tree rat, you'll need to take the info straight from my mind

>>40300235
>she converted all the monsters into loving wives who perform snuggles with a struggle, dude.
>Then proceeded to not only defy but also push back the demiurge
ftfy

>>40300364
I think last thread is the first time in at least a year someone mentioned kappa here. Nobody remembers them when people ask about forgotten monsters, funnily enough.

>>40300127
how will she solve the housing crisis

>>40298824
sus

>>40300266
Choose 3 more, I'll do it again

>>40300433
a lot of people like the childhood friend thing, which is, as was said in the last thread, their gimmick. i think theyre another monster that suffers from oldprofileimageitus

>>40300473
magic houses, significantly more cohabitation, and turning quarter of the population into lolis and shotas to take up less space.

>>40300473
>building afforadable, deatomised housing in urban enviroments
>pocket dimensions
>expansionism
id rather not the bottom option but the other two are pretty based.

>>40300487
Pharaoh, kiki, yeti

>>40300473
sandworms

>>40300487
well you already did 3 of my favourites, so i guess i'd go with apophis, manticore and ocleomeh

>>40300532
thank you, Demon Lord, for this government assigned sandworm.

>>40299126
getting assaulted and raped by ms whitehorn makes my heart flutter

>>40299842
Mountain gote

>>40300364
Poor Ittan-momen's been stuck on a laundry line for the last 30 threads and no one checked on her

>>40300528
Pharaoh mindbreak
>cannot go to court without touching your pharaoh in some way
>every voice that isn't her Godvoice becomes more faint and harder to hear
>FUCKING HATE APOPHIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING (despite never having even seen one before)
Kiki mindbreak
>gradually lose the ability to clean or even groom yourself- but kiki will happily take over so it's just fine
>find yourself instinctually walking towards the sound of a broom brushing against wood
>kiki can get you to do just about anything by rubbing her wrist feathers under your nose and calling you a good mastah
Yeti mindbreak
>even in your own well-heated house, you get cold easily and seek out the warm embrace of yeti paws
>her touching you with them turns whatever part of your body into an erogenous zone
>always want to be the little spoon

>>40300569
>>40300528
One wants pharoah and one wants apophis. The duality of man. Light against dark.

>>40300569
Apophis mindbreak
>such a fucking slut for venom you'll get on your knees before the whole court and beg your snake godness to bite you
>get the shakes if you haven't been coiled up in your wife's scales in a few hours
>FUCKING HATE PHARAOH WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING (despite never having even seen one before)
Manticore mindbreak
>you no longer have interest in sex that isn't preceded by being stabbed with your manticore's spines
>sometimes you find that you have subconsciously placed your fingers, hand, or even whole forearm in your wife's tail without noticing
>you no longer dread the 6-hour milking sessions
>you beg for them instead
Ocelomeh mindbreak
>you now orgasm the hardest when you are being ritually sacrificed on the altar of the Temple to Tezcliometec
>seeing your wife brandish her macahuitl in public makes you submissive immediately
>once you get home, you can't wait even 10 seconds before jumping her bones

>>40300686
grape snake sounds scary and mean

>>40300756
she is

>>40300756
it's all bluster and posturing. she's an insecure noodle who wants someone to hug and love.

>>40300756
sscary yes, mean no. scary is good, in my eyes, though.

For the low price of submitting to ocelomehs you'll receive a large supply of high-quality chocolate every time you get sacrificed.

>>40300803
What about homegrown chili

>>40300803
cocoa and maize alarunes

>>40300831
that sounds amazing

>>40299503
Thighhighs and heels are too damn sexy

>>40300803
But they don't have solid chocolate, their chocolate is a bitter drink.

>>40300854
>sugarcane alarune gets you addicted to her nectar
i suppose this was inevitable

>>40300868
Son, be a dentist!

>>40300868
chewing on her finger to get that sweet sweet sugar

>>40300803
I prefer Jinkos over unga-bunga cat

>>40300880
i leave that for sadistic mamano like manticore

>>40298760

>>40300364
I said underrated, not obscure.

Post your best apophis pics please!

>>40300803
This is the most hugbox post I have ever read

>>40300515
>pocket dimensions
Just imagine each dimension being lead by a lilim like it's a mod running a game server and there's a different theme to each one.
>bedtime cuddlesex dimension filled with weresheep, dormice, and ittan-momen
>milk dimension where you will suck the titty and you will like it (no flatties)
>sabbath dimension (no hags allowed)
>nerd dimension where the lilim hired a buch of gremlins and anubis to build the ultimate techno pyramid.
>you got caught bullying kobolds in the wholesome only dimension, so you get sent the the rape zone filled with hellhounds, manticores, ogres, etc. until learn to be a good boy
>gladiator dimension where fights with demon silver weapons are held, you are allowed to accept fallen opponents as prizes for victory
>danuki dimension where the headquarters of the interdimensional store chain is based. Filled with business women and their trophy husbands.
>hag containment dimension. A horrible place that holds back the most ancient, desperate, and fertile monsters in existence. You have to sign a waiver to go in, and there is no exit

i like how friendly monsters are

>>40301000
They're only pretending so they can get you into bed.

>>40300329
>>40300932
White Horns are well liked.

>>40301047
for a slumber party?

>>40301062
The lack of art says otherwise.

>>40301090
but good art

>>40301073
>pic
Need this but with dormouse or imp instead. Maybe even Runya

>>40301090
Unfortunately, not every quality girl gets to have a dedicated waifufag.

>>40301090
sounds like griffon. fluffy, well-liked and brought up infrequently.

>>40301129
be the change you want to see in the world

>>40301129
So be that guy!

>>40301129
Hence my claim, they're likely the most underrated girl in MGE

>>40301151
And hence my picture, a good girl with less fanart.

>>40301151
what's a perfectly rated monster to you?

tie up deer

>>40301215
Oh deer

>>40301047
nono, they're genuinely nice (most of the time), its just getting you in bed is a biproduct of the niceness.

>>40301215
help deer

>>40300973
this also allows my fantasy of having lewd versions of settings availible. lewd silent hill, lewd doom, lewd stellaris, lewd guilty gear. name it and its there, and its infested with very horny monster girls.

>>40299968
Nice, I was worried it was dead for a while.

>>40300973
Let me go to the muscle dimension.

>>40301232
be hunted by deer

>>40300973
I ain’t signin no damn waiver to get into hagworld, I’m busting even if it kills me

>>40301183
Not as good at whitehorn though.

>>40301185
Most are appropriately rated.
Some examples: hellhound is top tier and has copious amounts of fan art. Cait sith is garbagio and has little fan art.

I'm just making a claim that whitehorns are underrated. Really I think all of the centaur races are underrated, but none more so than whitehorn.

>>40301258
The hunted becomes the hunter

>>40301258
haha who would ever be hunted by some dumb deer? haha

>>40301281
i find hellhounds suffer from attention but maybe i've seen too much art

>>40301258
Oh deer.

>>40301281
>. Cait sith is garbagio
but that's wrong

>>40301258
I like the idea of being hunted, I like deer girls, but I don't like the horse/reindeer back/hindlegspussy. Help me. I need a satyr-looking deergirl.

lewd purple hellhound with a womb tattoo, pink fire and tentacles that can spring from her back and turn any body part they touch into a warm, throbbing erogenous zone. full body molestation, cuddles so good they can make you cum.

>>40301314
They're not in my top 10, but they are undoubtedly KC's best creation in terms of both design and personality and how well it meshes with the source creature. Cheshire cat is a close second. Also not in my top 10 in terms of preferences, but it's hard to deny their design quality.

>>40301377
Sorry we are fresh out of those, all we have left in stock is dork hounds

how now some octopus?

>>40301402
octopussy

Post your favorite shirohebi pics please!

>>40301402
i could fro some kalamri pussy right now

>>40301493

>>40301493

>>40301510
Who's the artist of these little meme pics?

I keep seeing them.

>>40298760

>>40301493
no, I'm going to post doragons

AMOGUS

>>40301541
They come from some Korean site.

>>40301541
It's korean 4chan stickers

>>40301545
cute but don't pipe foxes want to multiply

>>40301547
That tail looks ridiculous.

>>40301541
koreans

>>40301402
This was some good ASMR.

would you a dino monster girl?

>>40301574
Korean sneks are so silly.
>>40301599
I consider Cockatrice an honorary dino girl.

>>40301569
Huuu.

>>40301618
i just thought of a cockatrice telling her great great great greatx20 grand aunt trex about how you like trexs and you cant stop talking about them

>>40301618
korean hebis cute

>>40301599
yes

KC needs your help!
Write up a new monster girl
In haiku format

>>40301763
I don't know how to count syllables in English

>>40301407
>>40301402
She wants that all time high

she gets the best fanart though

who asked, fuck off

>ywn get spooned by a dullahans body and spoon her head
Why live

>>40301835
She DOES look pretty fluffy though.

Traditional succubus greeting, also popular with holstaurs.

>>40301871
>anon wants to show that he is cultured
>does the succ greeting with his succ friend despite his lack of chest
>succ friend starts huffing his scent on his chest as she holds on tighter
what a silly greeting

>>40301909
>anon then trains so he has massive pecs so he can do the greeting propely

>>40301871
>greeting for ants

>>40301909
>Anon learns teleportation magic so he can do the Cheshire greeting properly, getting his ass in the Cheshire's face

>>40301916
>after many push ups, anon has big manly pecs
>he does the succ greeting again with his friend
>anon feels proud at being able to properly greet is succ best friend
>succ meanwhile is losing it as she slobbers his chest and is humping anon
>but she said it is part of the greeting so anon thinks nothing of it

>>40301909
>single-use technique to instantly defeat any monster, including bosses
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Why are foxes either cute young girls (or at least pretending to be one) or ancient hags with no inbetween?

>>40301402
Yer cookin' sucks

>>40300487
Might as well request my favorites as well.
Lich, black harpy and demon.

You should take a nap.

>>40302122
cause they fight for dominance on who is the better fox while the patrician way is a fox your age

>>40300487
wurm, bogie, jabberwock
those three are the best in my opinion
>>40302122
man, just look at how soft ran is, i just wanna molest her and platy and feel how soft she is

>>40302122
You're just not looking hard enough.

>>40302178
Gonna have lewd dreams about knocking up my nightmare neighbor. Heh, "neigh"bor.

The wiki says Ghouls are the best at blowjobs and Baphs have the best pussies, but what about everything else? Do Wights give the best handjobs? Who does anal the best? And what form of mofu is optimal for tailjobs?

>>40300487
Bogey, Phantom, Troll

>>40301493
Hebi Hebi

OPEN

>>40301866
That's one of her main appeals. No girl is that fluffy.
Other girls have fluffy parts but she's all fluff.

>>40300266
Gazer, Ratatoskr, Tengu

What'd be the genuine reaction in you told a single lamia you want her to eat you?
Accepting? Weirded out but still accepting? Turned on? Anger that you believe in stereotypical lamia behaviors but still goes along with it? Eats you on the spot without saying anything?

>>40302207
it's dwarves who do the best handjobs. don't blame you for forgetting

>>40302225
ass of a gazer

>>40300266
Dormouse, sandworm, bogie

>>40302225
>>40302281
Chiisai desu

Here's your wendi, bro.

>>40301364
doe, a deer; a female deer

>>40302207
Technically sandworms best ghouls in that category

>>40300487
raiju, jinko, danuki

>>40302269
Not for me. Bogies are adept at handjobs too, they're more of my speed.

Constantly laughing at a monstergirls advances due to self deprecation until she finally snaps!

>>40302293
fug

>>40302346
i love their massive hands, perfect for handjobs

>>40302399
Constantly redirecting her to other men until she drags you to the bathroom!

>>40302283
Nah u are
I can't tell what's better between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl for Gazer

>>40302418
Why would she do that? I don't have to pee.

>>40302418
i refuse to be raped in a public restroom. too unhygienic

>>40302446
Shouldn't have brushed off her advances.

>>40302423
since she's going to be looking at you anyway and gazers typically got more ass than chest i'd vote reverse cowgirl

Thoughts on purple hebis?

Is there a specific reason we're getting a lot of gazer posting as of late or is it just a random phase like the black harpy stuff from a few weeks ago?

>>40302526
making shiro anything but white feels counterintuitive

>>40302532
just one dude who loves gazer

>>40302533
I'm not talking about shirohebis. I'm just talking about hebis, snakes.

Lilims are great

>>40302544
i'm for purple

>>40302557
A little purple or a lotta purple?

>>40302551
only if they are small

>>40302551
why?

>>40302551
Lilims are dorks and I hope one hears me say that

>>40302567
big purple

>>40302568
ah yes, the pocket lim. for when you need to cause horny

>>40302551
they are mediocre and bland

>>40300266
Kamaitachi, Hinezumi, Gremlin

>>40302569
A lot of reasons
the power to corrupt women into a variety is one
then theres the raw stregth and beauty

>>40302579
How big?
Lemme see

>>40302585
I personally think the same of hellhounds and kitsune but thats preferences for you

>>40302551
As body pillows and as ATMs. Nothing more.

>>40299032
Heh

>>40302593
just seems like an albino succ

>>40302614
Regular succs are great!

>>40300973
>anon gets portaled into MGE lilliput
>gets captured by an army of miniature monstergirls led by a fairy-sized lilim

>>40302614
They are just albino succs, and don’t let them tell you otherwise.
>I am the daughter of the demon lord herself, tremble before my majesty
Yeah right. Why would royalty be slumming it down here with us humans?

>>40302639
>Anon treats his Lilim friend's claims about her heritage the same way as "my dad works at Nintendo"

>>40302568
imagine having her on your shoulder

>>40302518
Yeah, reverse cowgirl is the best of both world since gazers don't need to face you to look at your embarrassing expressions, and you get the benefit of seeing fat jiggling gazer cheeks.

>>40301835
Like a moped, fun but don't want to let anyone see you with one.

>>40302621
Men were made for succubus pussy.

>>40302665
>tells you to pick the lewd options in conversations
>wraps her tail around your head to hold on
>when you eat at inns, she sits in your lap and demands to be fed
>can be used as a pillow to sleep on or cuddle
>hisses at human girls when they get near
very nice adventure buddy

>>40302727
wedding ring too strong

>>40302746
>>hisses at human girls when they get near
heh

>>40302746
Hilariously powerful monsters tagging along to torment low level adventurer Anon is one of my favorite scenarios

>>40301569
She's just teasing

>>40302784
>torment
nah its better if they cheer him on
imagine a high level demon be lvl 1 anon's personal cheerleader? even defeating a slime is a great achievement

>>40302784
i wonder if anon will ever make it to lvl 2

>>40302746
>is always there when you are training
>gives you water and some food when you are done
>Keeps on pushing him to be better
>even is there when Anon hits his first bottle neck
>Also loves seeing him draw

I will marry the chief goddess and we will have lots of angel daughters

>>40302829
thanks for taking one for the team

>>40302784
>Anon becomes a dragon rider at level 1, whether he wants to or not

>>40302551
How do human bois compete with the lilim?

>>40302727
>Anon thinks succubi are just sex demons who can only prey on lustful sinners
>Swears he is immune to them because he's an honest religious man
>Loses to succubus pussy in mere minutes
>Now knows his place

>>40302841
They don't. They accept their fate.

>>40302551
Lilims are SHIT!

>>40302727
If they look like that yes.

>>40302784
>"Help, I'm Trying To Level Past 1 But My Elder Lich Necromancy Teacher Won't Stop Pampering Me?"

>>40302551
The only thing worse than an echidna family dinner is a lilim family dinner.

>>40302840
>anon goes with his dragon "mount" to a dragon party
>meets other dragon riders who have high levels and many legendary items
>meanwhile anons only claim to fame is getting bullied by mice in Mouse Hills before getting picked up-I mean chosen by his dragon

>>40302854
sounds like anon needs some spiritual guidance

>go in a bus with your wife
>just a few people inside, there's plenty of empty seats
>there's a guy with a happy little Werecat sitting on his lap
>another guy has a soft looking Cheshire contently sitting on his lap
>your massive Jinko wife looks at them, then at you
>you know what she has in mind

>>40302920
If she fits, she sits.

>>40302823
If he does, he gets level drained back to level 1.

>>40302727
>Be Succubus
>Still lose to Elves
Pathetic

>>40302960
No one has ever lost to an elf.

>>40302940
>anon turns in a quest and becomes lvl 2
>lvl 99 fox congrats anon by giving him a very deep and messy kiss
>holst quest giver has to stand there awkwardly as anon has his hard earned lvl drained by the kiss
>fox pats anon's head as he recovers from the kiss
its not fair

>>40302975
i definitely never would. nope, no sir.

>>40302975
that because with elves you win

Sniff jabberwock ___________.

>>40302995
Yeah, win a consolation prize.

>>40303026
jealous you didn't win anything lilim?

>>40303040
there's always the oldest maiden award.

I wanna fuck my boss

Smooth, cool and soft undead loli bodies are made for kissing

>Anon awakens one day to learn he has been chosen as a hero.
>His quest will take him across the word to the distant lands of Zipangu, where he must defeat and re-seal an evil fox from antiquity
>It will be a Long and arduous journey, and the steps he must take to prepare for the ritual of sealing to work on such a powerful fox will take him to every corner of the world seeking all sorts of artifacts and ingredients
>However, the hardest part would be finding said fox. A being of her power could be hidden anywhere in the world by now.
>But all that can be worried about later. First, like all the great journeys, he must step foot out his door.
>Anon goes downstairs to find said fox lounging on his couch, wondering when he will be ready to start their journey

>>40303069
I want your boss to eat me

>>40298760
Impregnate sea succs.

>>40303141
>anon decides to seal her at his house
>she can't be evil if she is too busy eating snacks and watching tv

>>40303169
but anon, you're skipping the honeym- the epic journey! surely your inconspicuous fox companion will appreciate a lovel- long and arduous journey where you consumate your lo- forge bonds in the fires of fate!

the most dangerous monster is a serial bridesmaid

I wanna explore a lamia's digestive tract

>>40303183
nah, I just baked her some cookies so that whole thing can wait

>>40303008
's best friend gazer

>>40303258
breath.

I require 2m ,or taller, dragons with large flame sacs.

>>40303343
I'll be happy with any

>>40303361
give lizard

>>40303343
we all do

>tfw no loyal and protective dragonwife

>>40298876
Based

>>40302920
This is just one of those things you must accept when you get a Jinko wife.

>>40303426
>tfw no dragonwife to teach you how to shout and speak as the dragons do

>>40303453
>tfw

>>40303396
Fatalis?

>>40303459
The moment you perfectly shout your dragon wife's name is considered a major milestone in your relationship with her. It'll take decades, maybe even centuries to accomplish this. But they say something quite special happens when you reach that level of training with her. Needless to say though, if you thought your love and devotion to her was strong before this, it'll grow to a whole new level you never thought possible afterwards.

Need cute loli dragon with a thick lower body and a cute short tail.

>>40303518
i could see one fitting into the momonika sabbath pretty well. a dragon would love being covered in gaudy jewelry

Hear me now. Gyaru automatons.

>>40303551

>>40303551
>Anon detected
>Plotting Anon’s course to determine optimal janitor closet ambush locations

>>40303551
>she has a dimmer that changes how brown she is
need

>Monster territory schools have plenty of classrooms but only ever have a maximum of half in use
>The rest are kept unused to serve as “private rooms” for monsters to drag anons into between classes, consensually or not

>>40303662
but my attendance record

>>40302518
>>40302671
But what's the point of her seeing me writhe in pleasure if I can't see her own pleased reactions?

>>40303483
yes

>>40303697
makes sense. gazers are kind of selfish

You know what I'd be weak to

Genuine smiles

>>40303736
never been raped by a blind lady before

>>40303483
that's a good dragon surname. i would take interest in this fat tails lineage

>>40303528
>Momonika sabbath dragon covered in gaudy jewelry
She won't become a dragon zombie that's for sure.

>>40303772
Liinalis more like haha

>>40303915
The real leg monster

>>40303949
clack (x50)

>>40303973
>having to buy a crate of shoes for your wife
>and that is only a single pair for her
please no

>>40303973
Imagine how long it would take oomukades to put on/take off heels

>>40303979
legs but no feet

>>40303973
>get kraken
>get 4 pairs of high heels
>unleash the clacken

If owls are such great mages why do they keep taking sidejobs as waitresses?

>>40304021
elf or vampire

>>40304024
magic doesn't pay the bills

>>40304024
husband scouting

>>40304034
Show her neck and see what she does to find out

mlem

>Allright men, we are bunking down here tonight before we continue into monster territory tomorrow, so keep an eye out during your watch tonight.
>As you know, because of our close work with Zipangu officials on this mission, they have sent one of their own operatives to help us on our mission. Ki Tsune.
>She knows the lay of the land around here, and her help will be invaluable over the next few days.
>Also, because of that freak accident involving blue fire, her tent burned down. As such, Miss Tsune will be sharing a tent with initiate Anon.
>Jenkins is on first watch tonight, everyone else get some shuteye. We move bright and early tomorrow

>>40304105
Ok I will kiss her, but she better taste like blueberries

how do i keep snakes away

>>40304200
secretary bird

>>40304200
Marry a mongoose.

>>40302293
Yeah, like that one.

>>40304212
sus response.

>>40304200
get a burd
>>40304208
good choice

>>40304024
They got a brand deal with Hooters so now they get paid way more than human waitresses and it's a great way to meet single guys. They usually work there until they get a husband and then use the money to help get a cute house in the woods to start a family. Hooters gets a big boost in customers and owl mages get a nice startup for their married life. Win/win

>>40304234
step on me pls

>>40302293
i wonder if deergirls would co-opt the point system to rate males
>anon walks into a winterstown bar and some whitehorns in the corner start elbowing each other and whispering about a 14 point buck

>>40303736
that swirly palm thing is so relaxing. i need.

>>40304234
>harpy with arms
but why

>>40304278
hands are nice

>>40304278
it's not my favorite but i can get down with it

>>40304278
i like the look of that blue one. yugioh, i think?

>>40304313
Yeah, that'd be yugioh.

>>40303169
i like the idea of pampering a ancient evil fox into a needy neety chubby hag.
>day 1
>fufufu. you think you can tame me?
>foolish boy... but alright, i'll humor you
>show me what you've got
>day 10
>oh anon~
>its time for you to brush my tail.
>habit? HAH! as if i, a thousand year old fox, could be swayed this quickly. this has not even felt like a hour to me.
>day 100
>aaaanooooonnnnn!
>where's my fried tofu?
>dont forget to brush my tail as well!
>day 200
>h-huh? i havent been outside of my room or the bathroom in a week?
>this is nothing! one time i spent a entire year meditating while waiting for a hero to finish her journey.
>i dont see how watching tv and meditating are that different.
>year 2
>AAAANNNNNOOOOooohh damnit.
>alright, you win. you tamed me.
>why am i admitting it... i was hungry and involuntarily called your name.
>huh?!?! how did you know i wanted meat instead of tofu this time?

>>40303744
i kind of want a blind/deaf/mute kiki who still does the maid stuff anyway.

>>40304285
>try to hold hands with hellhound
>her massive paw just squeezes your hand into a fist that she clenches
>you don't have the heart to tell her that's not how it's supposed to work

>>40304397
Big beans

Phocks

>>40304405
>sees a unicorn tenderly holding her husband's hands
>looks down at your hands smothered by her massive paws
>asks you if she's doing it right
>tell her she keeps your hands warm
>she hugs you so hard your ribs start to crack

>>40304463
I hope deergirls would be just as fucking stupid as real deer

>>40303343
Sure

>>40304463
these "monster stuck in wall" situations are all too common

birds? chocolate birds?

>>40304463
>oh man i got stuck in anons fence
>i hope he doesnt do anything bad to me

>>40304512
do you think she knows you are looking

>>40304519
i'm pretty sly, she probably didn't notice

>>40304423

>>40304512
I just thought, would blindfold sex work on a Gazer? Can they only produce a limited number of eyes?

>>40304423
foxy fox

How do I level drain a monster girl? Especially that smug minotaur rival of mine stealing all my quests

>>40304557
drink all her milk and she'll be helpless

>>40304557
suck on their breasts as that is where they keep their levels
why else do high level monsters have huge knockers?

I've heard blind buys reach really high prices in the black market. Yanderes love them. And I don't even want to get into the topic of blind shotas.

>>40304578
>yandere thinks she hit jackpot from buying blind anon
>she was not prepared to be constantly saving him from danger
>him walking into traffic
>him about to fall down stairs
>him feeling around for a snack and almost touching a hot stove
>she cant even lewd him cause she is too tired from saving him
>atleast he gives her hugs alot, even if sometimes he hugs the fridge instead

>>40298760

>>40304603
This is why spiders are the best yanderes. Just web up the entire house so he can't hurt himself.

>>40304623
>can shapeshift to anything she wants
>still gives herself titty mole
tasteful flayer

>>40304635
isnt that a shoggoth

>>40304603
i don't think blind people spend all day bumbling around unless it's a new thing for them.

>>40304639
Oops, yeah, meant to say shog

>>40304603
>Not keeping him chained when you aren't around
She's probably very young. She will learn the ways of the yandere.

>>40304578
>And I don't even want to get into the topic of blind shotas
A yandere hag just orgasmed from the thought.

>>40304643
>yandere chains anon to her wall
>he walks forward and gets yanked back and falls
>he starts tearing up and sniffing while saying he says he got dust in his eyes

>>40304578
>blind shota gets bullied by someone while in the city
>next day the bully's personality is completely changed.
>the only hint of what happened being the lingering smell of foxfire on him...

>>40298760

>>40304578
What about boys that were raised to be fighters and nothing other how to speak and fight

Since we are on the topic of yanderes if you like the whole idea of being 24/7 supervisioned a yandere Nightmare must be pretty sweet
During the day she'll bind you physically
During the night she doesn't have to since she can do wathever the hell she wants in your dream and it's just gonna be a whole lotta her

>try to get a job
>Danuki are running all the employment agencies
>can't get a job, because they keep replacing the drug test with a semen test
I think I'm going back to being a NEET