/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Got your green right here

>>40274493
does her jerking you off with her roots counts as a blowjob?

>>40274517
No, that's a footjob. Mandragora have shown this.

Living in the wilderness with a nice plant wife is a good ending.
You could even buy yourself some comfort and convenience by selling whatever your wife can produce.

>>40274737
Your wife attract bees and you can start selling honey too

So all things are in flower, huh?

I would like to see more mge adventure series
Helps with the motivation to write more of my own stuff

>>40274843
I would love for Magus to write a book length novel like he did with the Journey of a Magi.
I even thought I could draw illustrations from it.

>>40274884
nice dicksucking tentacles, NERD!

what I like about plantgirls is that they pull you in for smex, and once you're inside, they close the petals and wrap you in their roots. Really makes you feel that you're a part of the flower now.
I like monster girls being possessive in general.

ROOTS

>>40275049
I am glad my waifu doesn't eat through her feet like disgusting plants do.

>>40275049
>licking feet
no, thank you
>worshipping paws, roots, hooves
right away milady

>>40275074
at least his wife won't burp during sex like yours will

>>40275114
>he doesn't want her to burp after fucking her throat and cumming into her stomach

I want to see a haughty Vampire debasing herself by shaking her ass like a common harlot

>>40275186
no, I don't

>>40275241
This is disgusting.

How do you get your hands on raging mushrooms, preferably a large supply in a majority MG city?
I have attracted the attention of a Manticore, and I want to go out on my own terms.

>>40275271
they sell it in every convenience store

>>40275271
Based mushrooms psychos in his way to tame the batcat

Where do I get huge boobs friends?

>>40275422
Head into the deepest, darkest forest you can at midnight on a full moon, bring a half-functioning flashlight and lots of meat, as well as zero navigation tools.

>>40275468
Awawa'd

>>40275422
/x/ is so much more fun on the other side of the portals

>>40275422
alp is a state of mind

>>40275241
Why is her butthole wet? Was it taco tuesday? Is she american?

I missed my call I life. I should be a kidnapped breeding stud for a muscular red oni, not a software developer

>>40275271
Probably a Tanuki owned shop

>that will be $200 good sir

>Go on /hag/
>Beeline towards demon general
>Post a daily reminder that I will never ever sign one of their contracts
>They accuse me of baiting and say I'm not even a man
>Post photo of me signing a timestamp as anonymous for extra BM
>Giggle and go make dinner
>Check back in thirty minutes for my salt
>They've already figured out what city I'm in
Bros, help.

>>40275740
[ufufu intensifies]

>>40275740
you fucked up, you WILL sign their contracts and you WILL get milked by them all day long

>>40275870
Oh no! That's almost as bad as a vampire hag cuddling you from sunrise to sunset in her coffin.

>>40275740
>starting shit on monster girl forums
>doesn't have a bugout bag and clandestine way out of town ready
>or gremlin childhood friend to get you 60 proxies to hide behind
deserved

>>40275740
>imagine not asking for thigh size

>>40276122
>wanna find out with your face?

The Red-Eyed Menace

>>40276148
I need the numbers, I need the hard data of those massive and soft thunder thighs

Excel office milf mg wont leave me alone bros she keeps making up reasons to come visit me...

>>40276200
Take her out for karaoke after work.

>>40276200
Shouldn't have told her that her tail is cute.

>>40276200
>tfw ywn be stalked by a hag OL monster just cause you keep talking to her when you get back from school and her office happens to be around the same area
>Still worth it to see her smile tho

>>40276248
Careful telling her you don't have a girlfriend because girls your age don't like you.

>>40276273
I'll tell her that girls my age dont allure me, I like a more matured fruit, if you get what I mean

Fuck the Sabbath!
Deport all shorties!
All men should be lined up and shota'd!
Crush all pelvises with our hips!
Mootriarchy now!

>>40276161
*laughing eye stalks*

>>40276118
NEED WORM!

>>40276273
I'll flirt with her and tease her, as well as pretend I don't see her while I'm showering

>>40276297
That Mino is completely enraged, we need that Anon who can calm down any cow, the moo-whisperer.

mon nun

>>40276539
all monster nuns should have massive milky tits filled with healing and holy milk

>>40276539
yes

>>40276559
Oh come on, this is an actual demon this time, who is letting all these Monsters become nuns?

>>40276699
Notice the size of her tits? Shes a holst, not a scary monster

What do you think about minigirls?

>>40276724
I'd consider them only if they can shrink me or increase their own size for sexy times.

>>40276724
/d/-tier

>>40276724
protectable and pettable

>>40276724
They can live in my pants.

>>40276724
I get all my news from my own pocket Rata, a reliable source for whatever's going on in the world!

>>40276724
it would take me a while to not freak out when a jumping spider leaps and latches onto me

>>40276812
She may try to copulate with your head

>>40276870
you take that risk with most monsters

>>40276870
Kakapo harpies do that too.

>>40274459
What media, writing or online activity do you think triggers/activates the Monstergirl State Censors?

>>40276977
I like how popular this fox has become

>>40277024
why are you like this?

>>40277024
paladin/angel platonic friendship

>>40276977
>>40277035
That damn smile, it all started with that damn smile

>>40277035
Oh, uh, I didn't think anyone would be awake this late.

Was browsing the past two previous threads to catch up and came across this post:

>>40247481

And color me surprise as I never expected that recently popular or outright famous high production animated hentai femporn trailer to be talked about here. Also here's the trailer the post was talking about, Japanese office lady is isekai'd to fantasy world but is proactively dated by a Yandere boy:

https://mobile.twitter.com/horihori_ahan/status/1530390908335575040

And yeah I do frequently read any Josei or for-women type of hentai dounins I find interesting since yumejoshis make some damn fine and pretty looking porn. But more importantly, what would the mamono think of such femporn? I am willing to believe monstergirls even the MGE ones are not above consuming yumejoshi doujins or Josei hentai/artwork. Especially the still lonely single ones who are still single or suck at getting a boyfriend and thus fantasize about 2D bishie or ikemen husbandos.

>>40277035
>>40276977
I want to fluff her tails and then hug her

>>40276297
>Wanting to be a little kid
Cringe!

>>40275083
the closest thing id do to worship would be bean poking

>>40275531
the idea of exploring the occult and delving into the truely weird and esoteric stuff of a highly lewd yet safe setting like mge sounds so good.

>>40276297
wanting to be shota'd is almost as cringe as liking the sabbath

>>40277024
none
i like in a free monster girl based society. non of this gay ass authoritarian fag shit you seem to like

>>40274459

Come to Zipangu.

>>40277410
What about being a shota AND getting a sabbath loli as a wife? Like you and a lonely hag live out a childhood romance senario that she always wanted, but missed out on.

>>40277492
Can I have the sabbath loli and remain a ojisan instead? I would rather an hero than be a shota.

>>40277492
No and no.
Mental immaturity (even “role playing” as such) is a non-negotiable dealbreaker for me. It’s why Titania are in never-ever-tier for me.

>>40277492
too real man
I love it

zap

>>40277443
Imagine feeding a mermaid a spoonful of snacks like that one webm

Coming to America!

>>40277653
brainlet koi monstergirl...

>>40277771
Is this the girl from the show with the hitman and the spy living together?

>>40277787
Yep

>>40277741
Undead elites, living plebs?

>>40277886
Click on the seal

If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up there
>>40277886
>druella might have a bf
what bigger bullshit that I ever heard

>>40277886
Thank you for covering the news we need!

>>40277492
even worse

>>40277908
Why the fuck would I not?

>>40278031
so where would you hang out? the aracdes, be a naughty shit and be in the red light district or be a good boy

>>40277728
I want to get bullied by the Egyptian exchange student gyarus

>>40278048
If my childhood there is anything like the one I had (in terms of parents, upbringing) I’d be a goody-two-shoes getting good* grades but my timidity + innate fascination with wolfus would make me enormous hellhound bait.
Or I might get childhood-foxed, you never know.

>>40278048
Playing rhythm games and hoping a rich monstergirl (like Wights or Pharaohs) would notice

>>40278031
>nu doom art
>id software logo
So which one is it that she's into? Because if it's the boomer shooter that's extremely based.

>>40275477
Awawaed and meatpilled

>>40278133
>>40278221
For me, I would either be a good by as well or just gety lured by an old fat hag that learns about what I like and get in her van

>>40277886
Based Jinko dunking on womanlets

>>40278287
You can always trust a jinko to do the needful.

>>40278048
i'd be in the red light district, working as both a struggling artist and a whore

My wife likes the popular first person shooter game titled "ULTRAKILL"

>>40278318
your wife is based.

>>40278333
>>40278318
based on many lipids and roo little protein

Seeing the updates on the nun level update om Poring's fanbox makes me kind of get the nun thing you guys seem to have. That confession room looks pretty nice. Still don't like the skimpy nun outfits, but the aesthetic is cool.

>>40278133
I've always hated being around other people. I was never openly hostile, but normal kids usually knew I wasn't interested. All of my childhood friends have just been the weird kids that could never take a hint to leave, so I just eventually got used to them. I could see myself with any kind of girl like an autistic cheshire that won't talking about memes, a zombie that just started following me and never stopped, a bogie that constantly tries to make me break my default grumpy expression, the greenworm that keeps asking for part of my lunch, the kobold that keeps following me around asking for belly rubs, the queen bee vampire that tries to seduce me out of spite after I ignored her once and she just gets more and more desperate as time goes on, the grouo of goblins that went to the front of class and announced I was their husband on the first day of school, or that shy troll girl that I keep getting paired with in class projects because our last names start with the same letter.

>>40278497
I like nuns with the full habit but their bodies are too curvy to hide

>>40275422
>Mom isn't a monster

>>40278528
Full habits are also bad at hiding baby bumps

>>40278546
Man is the greatest monster of all

>>40277886
Click on fluffing and fluffing accessories please

>>40278528
Same. Maybe not as curvy as that picture, but curvy still.

>>40274459

>>40278593
>when you don’t pay attention to what kind of shampoo you’re getting for your wife

>>40278615
understandable but nuns are very hot

I want to grope and rape a monstergirl

>>40276741
Now if grew to my size, including having a bigger set of tits. Would consider, hate stretchy onahole fae.

>>40278642

>>40277024
Abortion fetish?

>>40278830
anon
that would cause a real crusade

Nobody wants to see that shit. Dumb tourist

All tanuki are cuter with glasses.

It's too hot outside

I want an Ice Queen hug

>>40278830
All they way, but she’d only be allowed to abort by waiting ~9 months and giving birth to the baby, which we raise, love and support until they’re ready to move out on their own making sure to call them every week to make sure they’re ok

>>40278979
Many girls are cute with glasses.

Careful Anon, the foxes are on the hunt

Consider the following:
>have kamaitachi wives
>drink doppelganger potion
>dedicate a single body to each of them

>>40274459

>>40279119
Goop boob.

>>40277995
>Agarthan Nowi and Nah
Not sure why this exists, but I'm not complaining.

>>40279089
>Finally, an answer to the “who’s turn it is to get (your) dick that breaks out every night
Knife weasels are good girls who deserve more attention than they get

>>40279255
Oh no, they all get it every night, the formula from the loli kamaitachi keeps you going for that long. This is just a way to resolve who gets it first.

Reminder to marry your waifu before consummating your love

>>40279290
based and wifepilled

>>40279290
froge

>>40279290
good idea

>>40279290
>She has had a four course meal consisting entirely of raging shrooms, as well as a triple dose of manticore venom
>The wedding ceremony is in twelve hours
>can you protect yourself so you don’t engage in the sin of premarital sex?

I want to recklessly cum inside a kraken and not take responsibility.

>>40279355
All glory to the hypnofrog

>>40279468
Wait, I thought manticore venom only affected guys.

>>40279546
>See frog in bathroom
>Fuck frog like onahole
What the fuck was the MC’s thought process?

>>40279548
I haven’t checked in a while, but substitute any horny venom of your choice and go from there if it bothers you that much

>>40279290
I want to set up a church of Hel, so we can use it as a place to keep the stray zombies and prepare them for marriage. Instead of picking up a zombie from the street to use as an onahole, bring her down to the local church so we can clean her up and put her into a nice dress for her big day. We also have plenty of cute zombie nuns that you can marry. Just be careful, our church's teachings have made them especially excited for marriage and motherhood and your honeymoon will be spent with excessive attempts of baby making.

>>40279550
>he doesn't fuck random frogs as onaholes
NGMI
I bet you don't fuck random jellyfish either

>>40279568
but that kinda takes away the fun of picking up a stary zombie, cleaning her up, making sure she's happy, then slowly get romantic with her tho

>I’ll never lose to mantico-

>>40279285
>Hey, it’s my turn to be first tonight
>No, you get it tomorrow, you got it first two nights ago
>Wait, I only got for like, half a turn last night, I want to finish the rest of my turn
>No, you are not going first two nights in a row, besides, the rule is that you finish him once, and then swap
>But you finished him THREE TIMES before switching that one night
>You are never going to let that go, are you?
>Damn right I won’t, you are always going on about the rule but then you went and did something like that!
>We were on raging shrooms that night, I would like to see you control yourself any better!
>When are we doing that again?
>Ask Anon
>We should, and then we get to have three a piece before swapping like you did.
>But what about the time YOU….
When they finally figure it out, Anon had already fallen asleep and they decided to just cuddle for tonight

>>40279548
It probably corrupts human women into monstergirls

Fat fucking foxes.

>>40279683
Fucking fat foxes

>>40279583
You can take her home and clean her up yourself. Just don't get sexy with her until marriage. Kissing is okay though. Also bring her down to the church one a week for worphip if you like. It helps get her used to the idea of marriage and teaches new undead that undeath is a blessing of a second chance at a happy life. You don't have to be a couple to visit, but the other worshipers will probably try to push you two into getting together. And if you decide that you do love her, the church will be happy to hold your wedding. We hope you and your new zombie roommate (and hopefully future wife) can one day become regular members of our church. I hope you have one Hel of a day!

>>40279683
nips

>>40279683
>a diet? how rude!
>just for that im going to eat a extra plate of tofu and force you to watch.

>>40279737
What about them?

>>40279683
We're going to burn some calories, fatass

>>40279596
>quote from man milked dry

>>40275083
More of this please

>>40274459

What happens if a guy drinks ushi blood?

>>40279780
Instantly incubized and ready for Ushi pussy.

>>40279780
ushi blood is highly corruptable, and can melt through armor and weapons too if I recall.

>>40279473
>anon thinks he's safe because he doesn't live near the coast
>anon checks the news
>"sea witch demands that authorities hand over anon"
>"all ships entering or leaving the country will be sunk unless her demands are met"

so hot, need AC

>>40279837
That’s implying the miraculous situation of getting away after creampieing her

>>40279808
Why is that fennec fox thing everywhere now, I open the fox_girl tag and almost always there's some new picture with her

>>40279837
>sea witch
Urusla

>>40279851
Anon had an escape rope and could just teleport out.

>>40279870
Because Suzuran is our light.

Fat zombie.

>>40279837
Would you make a deal with a sea witch anon?

>>40278660
dont

>>40279808
How many times are you going to post the same thing with no text

Hello?

>>40280046
Goodbye

>>40280046
como estas?

>>40279977
>Making a deal with sea witch because reasons
>You expect her to make the price marrying her, or giving her your firstborn (which she will gladly provide) or some other perverted monster spin on the deal
>She asks for your voice
>Wait what
>She wants your voice. Until one of you breaks the pact.
>While you mull over the decision, she clarifies. She wants your voice for a single day, no more, no less.
>It IS only for one day, so you decide to take the deal. All you have to do to complete the pact is to shake her hand.
>Once your hands make contact, there is a flash of magic, and you feel the spell take hold.
>You also instantly blurt out “Will you marry me”
>Wait, you didn’t say that, at least, not consciously
>You realize what she meant just in time for the tentacles to coil around you
>she is now in complete control of what you say
>As you float there, tangled in her grasp, she starts talking about how you two need to find a sea bishop to complete the wedding ceremony.
>And she just so happens to know one just under a day’s swim away

>>40280069
try and say
>I always was under your spell, honey
>Ever since I saw you

snek

>>40280127
mira la cola en esa lagarto

>>40280144
Sorry, but this is an AMERICAN board.

>>40280190
>not confederate version
La creatura...

>>40280190
YYYEEAAAAHHHH

>>40279972
This zombie looks more competent than most.

>>40280190
sorri, im no understand los cerdos como usteds son

>>40280196
Traitors deserve to hang.

>>40280190
>>40280201
>FREEDOM DAY is coming
can't wait

>>40280212
>harpy with arms
cursed

>>40280190
Sorry, I don't have a fat folder.

>>40280203
it's a wight pretending to be a zombie to get free cuddles from her husband

>>40280190
sir this is /jp/

Some random thoughts I had:
>beasts in the demon realm can be hunted, people would usually have some normal metal weapon for that
>dealing with sentient beings nonlethally would require a demon silver weapon
>hunters are carrying two weapons: one for men/mamono, and one for beasts
https://youtu.be/LDnENTDuAiI

>>40280212
Why does treason never prosper?

>>40280292
just look at the size of those thighs on that gal on the left

I like to watch my harpy wife lay eggs

>>40280190
>>40280243
/jp/ - Just Polish (Kikis)

>>40280354
Pervert!

Gazer gazes at you gazing at her.

>>40280292
Breast mogging is always fun

>>40280325
Because nobody calls it treason when the revolutionaries win.

party invite sent

>>40280361
If my kiki continues nagging me about going to the church, I'll start showing her my stash of john paul 2 memes

>>40280384
I wish to touch

>>40280292

>>40280385
I'd go to a church if it worships a MGE god (except for the Chief God of course).

>>40280410
them freckles tho

>>40280412
hel, eros, mara, bacchus and poseidon are all very admirable deities.
in particular i like how poseidon is in open rebellion against the chief god.

What monster makes the best childhood friend?

>>40280440
Lizard girls.
People also forget that's literally kappas niche

>>40280444
also yuki onna

>>40280440
Dhampir

>>40280440
>>40280444
Yuki-Onnas too.

>>40280440
wyvern, greenworm, bunyip and apophis

>>40280440
wurm

>>40280440
Lilim

>>40280471
it's hard to take corruption seriously when it's a little girl doing it

>>40280384
Man, I got lucky! This team of high leveled adventures accented me into their party despite me being low level. It's a bit weird they're all girls though.

cow

>>40280384
How does one deal with monsters spamming you with party invites? The game doesn't seem to have a block button.

>>40280384
>tag: animal ears
what kind of FUCKING ANIMAL REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40280506
galleon is qt but that's too many headthings, silly design

>>40277024
Contraception, pulling out, D I V O R C E

>>40280523
solo party

I want to sniff boob sweat and milky monster bras

>>40280537
Fox, obviously.

>>40280537
The original tweet says 誘惑してくる褐色獣耳狩人ちゃんです, so it doesn't help.

>>40280523
You can only block after you join a guild. Unfortunately guilds have the ability to force members into parties, so you'll probably end up getting teamed with a bunch of monsters anyway. There is an all man guild that tends to accept all that want to join, but they also have the problem of random monster players constantly following them around and spamming lewd emotes. I once got followed for 4 hours by some minotaur warrior that wouldn't stop using /headpat on me. Reporting this did nothing.

>>40280631
>all man
all alps you mean, I see the way they look at new recruits

>>40280608
Imagine being in charge of laundry at the hellwan village. Hound sweat and juices, just imagine that aroma.

>>40280643
nah, smells too much like rotten eggs

>>40280465
>>40280471
Apophis and Lilim seem less like the "childhood friend" type and more like the "child girlfriend" type

>>40280648
You get used to the smell of sulfur and charcoal, so much so that you can't help but to be at full mast when a hell hound is within 50 feet of you.

>>40280665
sorry, Im more into p'orc, jabber, bogie, and wurm smell instead

>>40280641
There are no boys on the internet, only alps, cheshires, and scamming automatons.

>>40280643
needs the poke

>>40280672
>tfw when the monsters on /4mon/ find out one of the regular drawfags is a boy

>>40280678
>drawhags

>>40280685
I'd still be drawing hags on /4mon/

>>40280257
they hunt men with their pussies, not swords

>>40280707
very fancy royal sea slug

>>40280705
But what if they want meat (and not your meat, perv)? Gotta hunt down a demon realm beast for that.

>>40280730
The mantis profile says they can still kill things with their claws when they want to.

>>40277908
>If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up there
Yes.
Could I keep my memories? Even if I were born in a "normal" family without my father dying when I was 3 I still worry I'd end up as a dumb sperg without no self-awareness. My stupidity and the time I wasted, especially during my teen years, still makes me cringe every day. It's not even the exciting kind of stupid.
That is also why childhood friend scenarios kinda scare me to be honest.

>portals open
>take witches offer to relive life as childhood friends with her
We are the larp now.

>>40280762
Yeah, you get to keep your memories

wabbit season, bitches.

>>40280707
>try to go off the edge of the map
>ghost leviathans spawn in to stop you

>>40277908
Would I still be born from the same parents? The same family?
If so, I can't help but wonder how things would be different. Surely I'd still be somewhat directionless, but then again there's still the ever present possibility of having an infinitely loving wife to help me through the worst of things that would still inevitably happen

If I can keep my parents, siblings, and memories, then yes, I'd like to start again in MGC

>>40280782
I don't know if she's ready for all that

>>40280856
Same family but now all the female side of your family are all monsters

>>40280867
What monsters?

>>40274459

>>40280881
Depends on where you from and the myths from there

>>40280908
bitch, what the fuck are you even

>>40280927
Not even the people in her game are sure.
>As the only known representative of her eponymous race in Rhodes Island, the enigmatic girl from Sargon codenamed "Manticore" has a very vague background.

>>40280947
weird bug but I can dig it

>>40280956
devs straight up said 'we dont fucking know'

>>40280852
Imagine crash landing on a planet with a bunch of alien mermaids. Lolis in the shallows, normal mermaids as you go farther in, but in the deepest parts of the oceans is the BIG girls. Hags that look like they could be a fertility goddess, muscle girls that would put an amazoness to shame, mermaids that are tall enough to use you as a teddy bear. Don't try to leave though because surrounding your new home is an abyss that goes deeper than you have ever seen. You can only imagine what horrors live down there. If you listen closely you could swear that you hear moaning and if you go out too far you may being to see a light begin to rise from the depths. By then it's too late to go back.

MGE NFT when?

>>40281163
>tfw you would just most likely float on the surface or find some dry land to live on

>>40278830
Ponchi monster girlverse when?

>>40281166
I'm not paying for a pre-generated picture of an ugly bored Kakuen when I can commission one that actually looks good.

>>40279972
>An Undead army doesn't march on it's stomach, but good food every now and then doesn't hurt.

would you join all monster wrestling gym and actual try to learn how to wrestle and grapple?

>>40281219
Sure, but I don't know if I'm large enough to compete properly.

>>40281219
As long as it only had small and flat girls who enjoyed a bit of light ryona.

>>40281244
they will most likely have monsters around human sizes as well and I bet most would be quite willign to teach you the basics and the exercise rountine
>>40281251
then you get just as small as well for not actually wanting to learn

Being a human boy is great, I got a free membership for the gym that opened recently!

>>40281268
>you get small
What the fuck does wrestling have to do with lifting? I do that on my own time.

>>40281283
so you wanted to wrestle with small girls so you gotta be as small as them to actually learn something, you perv.

>>40281166
>connection between earth and MGE too weak for portals, but just enough for information to get through
>a danuki has a idea
>people can "buy" a waifu ticket in the form of a NFT
>this will generate a bit more energy on the earth side to strengthen the connection while allowing things to happen faster when they do open
>when the portals open the ticket serves as a long range mana mark for monsters to find their beloved...
>but earth humans all just pass it off as a cash grab and it, only three buyers in total.

>>40281296
Who said anything about learning? I just want to satisfy our mutual ryona fetish.

>>40281268
Fair enough, guess I'll start with wrestling mice, how hard can it b-
https://imgur.com/a/miSEOgy

40281300
ogey

>>40281219
Sure I'd love to learn how to put big haughty monsters in their place

>>40274856
You mean illustrations from JOTM?

>>40281219
im built like a beanpole. someone would break my arm and we'd all go home crying.

>>40281309
>Underestimating mice
rookie mistake

>>40281309
Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sex
>>40281338
thats why you have to bulk up and train harder until you are not built like one and I heard monster milk is one hell of a way to bulk up

>>40281356
>Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sex
Wait what? I was told that was a legitimate 'finishing' move!

>>40281371
so you gonna suck your foe's wiener then? alp

>>40274459

>>40281356
>thats why you have to bulk up
but i dont wanna be bulky
i just wanna be able to defend myself, i like how i look now

>>40281383
No way! They showed me how to use my own signature move, where I eat them out instead, I've used it several times and always manage to use it once a fight! They tell me it's a powerful technique.

>What? It's just an ordinary Elf- OH MY GOODNESS

I'm going to get a Gandharva into pirate metal.

>>40281400
it will also effect your bones and ligments, mr stringbean nor will you be all that stonger
>>40281408
>anon went to the gym of how to be an escort

>>40281400
>He doesn;t want to drink warm monster milk with a nice rice, chicken, and egg meal after whopping your own ass in training

>>40281517
>elf chases you into abandoned warehouse (why are there so many of these around?)
>it's pitch black, but you managed to lose her
>can't hear the sound of her footsteps anymore
>hear her giggle
>she's right behind you
>the last thing you see is a foot-long fluorescent tongue lick her lips before getting pounced on

>>40274459
>Exclusive preview of the new meidobot model

>>40281564
>>40281517
where would you find these raver frog elves at?

>>40281600
There's probably some species of Swamp Elves that gets a little too into alchemy.

>>40281517
Mercy

>>40281616
swamp hags, I wonder if the lick and kisses leave posion behind?

>>40281542
not really no

Toxic dart mucus frog with black skin and neon coloured parts to make her glow in the dark, and venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.

>>40281672
imagine the high you'll get from kissing her

I have a fetish for the exotic warrior tribal woman and I feel bad about it.

>>40281672
>venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.
I hope to see you at the next Venomfest, where Monsters from the around the world gather to boast about their venom's effects on men.

>>40281696
Ill be there. My wifes insistant.

You know I hear foxes get their tails from the number of boy’s virginities they take so all multitailed foxes are really huge sluts

>>40281672
I could ask my wife to hook you up with a friend. I can't believe it has been so long since this

>>40281741
She sounds lovely.

>>40281692
Return to kot, conquistador

>>40281517
>You're looking to buy potions from me? Are ya sure, kid?
>I mean, last thing I made had some side effects.
>Unless you're looking to show off when kissing your girlfriend or somethin', I dunno if I can help ya.

>>40281740
Sounds like single tailed fox cope

>>40281754
exactly where it comes from. i love the idea of being an explorer, and getting seperated from my group then taken to her village. no idea what anyones saying, but she seems very happy to have me there. shes a lot stronger, faster and potentially smarter than me, so theres no escape either. new life, thousands of miles away from home as some kot's cumpump/husband

>>40281740
Lies and slander.

would monsters in society discriminate against humans?

>>40281807
Yes thats why monsters bad

>>40281807
why are you like this?

The trick with anubi is to stop around 6:50, then work your way to 7:00 with individual presses.

>>40281814
just trying to make conversation

>>40281807
>trying to tie muh realism into MGE
get >>>/out/

I like vampires

I want a harem of bad girls

>>40281858
i dont want to go outside i want to be bullied by monster girls

https://twitter.com/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112?s=20&t=X57S1jNiqvw5naLQlJSCLQ
dodo titties
i think the dumb titties are my favorite. also evil titties, not that ms dodo is anything but an angel.

>>40281927
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>>40281962
Use Nitter
https://nitter.it/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112

>>40281927
>>40281979
BIRD TITS

And she looks so proud of them too.

>>40281962
Guess you'll have to wait till you're 18 then anon. The shotacons can keep you entertained in the meantime.

How do I rape the ushi before the ushi rapes me?

mgs for the best of the best of the best?

>>40282019
Eh?

>>40281994
please don't post offtopic images

>>40282009
dont let her know you exist, SUPRISE ATTACK

>>40282019
Succubus

>>40282039
Shotacons are worse monsters than monster girls. They have monstrously bad taste.

>>40282040
But they're better at that than I.

>>40281927
that artist is really into birds. neat.

>>40282009
That is the neat thing, you don’t

>>40282077
Sounds like an ushi who was adopted by a cheshire

>>40282009
honest answer? probably cant. also, maybe dont?

>>40281861
She big

>>40282108
Make
More
Moos

>>40282143
Oops, didn't mean to reply

>>40282143
I will not touch the cow

I'm glad at least one person responded.

>Wife wrapping your arm around her shoulder to help you walk around the house after she fucks you senseless the night before, and granted you a day of recovery before The Venom comes again
>Flayerwife having consensual, romantic sex with you instead of raping you because she cares about you and likes to see you happy and prefers it when you nuzzle into her at your own will
>Wife staring at you waiting for the venom she put in your drink to kick in with visible, slightly unsettling anticipation on her face
>The demon you summon quickly escaping the summoning circle to make sure you havent hurt yourself in the summoning process, and quickly giving you some of her energy so you can marry her sooner
>Cuddling with march hare wife, the two of you getting hornier and hornier and eventually fucking eachother to sleep
>eldritchmage wife showing you the cosmos, and the planet the demons of chaos reside on
>Ratawife writing an article on the Makai elections while you fall alseep on her shoulder
>Apophis wife coiling you up, biting you, and opening the hole full of mummy momsters and slowly lowering you in, your lethargic, horny body unable to resist their assault
This has been a list of my monster girl related fantasies. Good day.

>Adopted by a Kitsune as an infant, she's been your mother your whole life
>As far as you can tell she's a normal woman who works from home and spends as much time as she can with you
>As you get older, you notice that a disproportionate number of your classmates are also Kitsune, and that they all maintain an almost professional attitude towards you
>This comes to a head when you get bullied in high school only to catch those same Kitsune taking turns roughing the guy up pretty bad only to scatter when they notice your presence
>You confront your mother about it and she insists that she has no idea what you're talking about, but she fixates on the guy who got his ass kicked tripping you earlier in the day
>The next day you learn that all of your teachers suddenly retired or left to teach at other schools and have been replaced by Kitsune
>In addition, that guy got moved to a different class
>Your mother continues to insist that she has no idea what you're talking about when you press her for answers, but that night you hear her screaming at someone over the phone and using words and phrases you never would have dreamed she would ever say as she threatens to, quote, "give somebody a cement enema" if her orders are questioned one more time
>A few days after that she sits you down and begins the incredibly awkward task of presenting you folders with pictures and biographic data of the same Kitsune in your class and asking you which one you like
>Noticing your hesitance to respond and misinterpreting it as indecision, she adds that you can pick more than one if you want
>You're now convinced that your mother isn't quite who she claims to be

>>40282146
No you're right, there needs to be more cow foxes.

>wife asking for piggy back rides
>wife asking to push her on the swing
>wife using her baphomet given sheer magical power to gas a school of holstaurs with lolification gas "just so they can try it for a while"

>>40276297
you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

>>40282143
he's got a point

>>40282143
When does she get released to the game?

>>40276297
no anything-archy
fucking gay
leave me be on my eldritch commune

fIrst ee ofre the human aj alcojolix brevrage
THEN WE FCKINHG GTO HIM!

>>40282193
did ya get him? more importantly, did you get consent?

>>40282165
I fucking love baphomets. Doing maou's work.

>>40282203
Men dress like they beg for it so the consent is defaulted
t. Dragon

>>40282165
>anons feeling the cravings again
>goes to the usual place, a local playground
>there she is, a baphomet in a trench coat under the jungle gym
>she's waves a little packet of powder as anon draws closer
>5 minutes later anons snorting lines of fairy powder off a baphos belly
the good life

>>40274459

anything to report?

>>40282261
No, there still aren't portals and we're still alone in the universe.

Drunken question:
Would a banshee have banshee children, or children of whatever species she was before becoming undead?

Response needed, my gf can't stop crying and wants pickles and peach ice cream