/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to hold Cirno down and forcibly impregnate her

When I have a particularly bad day, I sometimes try to imagine Yuuka giving me a lap pillow, or stroking my hair, or both. I'm not sure why that is.
I'm tired.

>>40289349
This

no, grow out of daydreaming and chunnibyou, life will be a lot better

>>40290972
tsmt

>>40287085
Well kinda. What I'm working towards in real life is owing a House near a Village on/by the Alps and living a peaceful and quiet life there. My Touhou fantasy is basically that but in Gensokyo (although that usely involves me getting some kind of powers for self defense purposes).

>>40289349
This but with Kasen

>>40290496
I once imagined Okuu doing pic related to me when I was lying in hospital after nasal surgery and was in a considerable amount of pain.

>>40290972
Far as I know these things only exist for people in the first place because they are unsatisfied with how things are. Getting rid of them doesn't make life get better, life getting better makes you stop focusing so much on them.

>>40292139
they both influence each other. in my personal experience, when i stopped myself from daydreaming what i'd do in "insert x fictional world" or "in a world where i was successful" i found myself doing actual things and hobbies which made my life interesting enough to where i'd daydream less because i lived an interesting life. of course being realistic and not daydreaming is just one part of attaining a life you're happy or content with and there's so much more but if anyone is struggling with chronic laziness and lack of motivation, imagining yourself getting isekai'd to a fictional world where you have an OP advantage isn't helping and is just temporary escapism.

One recurring one that I had was me participating in a large-scale war of Gensokyo vs a demonic invasion (I blame Doom for this). One particular sequence featured me facing off against one of the archdemons leading the invasion, barely beating him and getting nursed back to health by Yuuka.

i don’t get it what’s so good about this game.?

>>40302106
The deep dark fantasies it inspires.

>>40292041
Kasen is for mating press cervix press creampie in womb. Making many half hermit half humans with her.

Camping out with Mokou, sharing snacks, telling bad jokes, getting scolded because it's the third time this week she has to lead me out of the bamboo forest, stuff like that.

>>40305342
How would Mokou react if you told her that you're getting yourself lost on purpose - to meet her?

i want to fall asleep in reisen's arms as the moon and the starry sky casts light down onto us

I'm a professional gardener irl and have always really liked Youmu, so recently I've been able to really daydream quite a lot about her and how I'd try and help around Hagagokuro with my leet mlg outsider horticultural skills. She's probably one of the only 2hus I could probably actually have a chance with if I ever brb to gensokyo. Plus I want to tease Youmu cause she's a big dork like me.

>>40316627
She'd get pissed, but she'd probably forgive me for it pretty quickly. Worst-case scenario, I might have to ask Keine for help.
If I waited until further into our relationship, her response would probably be something along the lines of "you're such an idiot, anon" followed by a quick punch to the arm.

>>40287085
Alot of my touhou fantasies tend to be about entities or forces far greater then them.

Usually if I think of scenarios it'll be more so for an OC than myself.
Recently it's been an OC searching through Muenzuka in search of Outisde World goods or another character encountering her there.
Because her ability causes her to see into the future for a short amount of time, she becomes bored very easily and seeks excitement that she can't find in Gensokyo.
I guess it's a bit of projection, because that's how I've been feeling recently too.

>>40287085
Yes, a lot of them.
The prelude being me writing a personal account of the notable denizens of gensokyo.
Scenarios come naturally; Having tea at the hakurei shrine on a slow day and chatting with various people (and youkai). Flaunting my (diluted) nobility to Remilia and securing comfortable accomodation at the SDM. Admiring sunflowers, getting addressed by Yuuka and telling her a story about the one 2 meter high sunflower i grew once.
Just having a good time sharing stories, getting to know everybody and writing it down for posterity. Kept secret from the humans, though, knowing how fickle the balance can be. Maybe releasing it to the outside world through Sumireko or Yukari.

I fantasize about touhous dominating me and using my dick as nothing but a dildo to pleasure themselves with.

>>40294896
Well that sure is quite the sorry mentality. You just can't comprehend following anything but the path laid out before you.
Our lives are too short for us to spend them adhering to the "proper way". I could spend my entire life trying to please a woman and hope she doesn't betray me or make my ideal waifu in my head. I could work my ass off and still not be able to afford anything in this corrupt bullshit world or become the god of my own. I'm glad you're happy with your life but that just isn't feasible for everyone.

Reality is what you make of it and your insistence of forcing everyone to conform to your standards is abhorrent.

>>40331986
i was going to respond "neet cope" or something but i relate to this too much.
>I could spend my entire life trying to please a woman and hope she doesn't betray me or make my ideal waifu in my head.
who am i to judge, if you're happy and content, you're living the life you want even if it isn't how most others live it :D

>>40287085
Sleeping with Yukari inside her gap space while hugging her. Imagine being in complete darkness, the only things you can hear is her breath and heartbeat...

sovlfvl thread

>>40287085
Man, I wish writing gappy fanfics was still a popular thing to do, touhou fantasies were the best thing to come out of the fandom.
Me personally, I always focused about the daily stuff. Walking the roads of the human village, drinking tea with the girls somewhere comfy like the hakurei Shrine or Myouren Temple, going to Eientei for a check up or being invited to the Moriya Shrine to pray, that sort of situations. I never really had any romantic fantasies since none of the 2hus stuck enough with me to call her my waifu even though I liked some of them, I guess that happens too.

I think a lot about Gensokyo. I'd love to go there and even find a way to become a youkai if only to prolong my own life. I'd love the chance to live in a stagnant, peaceful little paradise. I'd make friends and just be a genuinely nice person to everyone I can. I kind of have the personality of Marisa where I can roll with the more adult characters, still play and have innocent fun with the childish ones, but above all leave an impression everywhere I go.
I'd be so scared of something bad happening though. Good times can never last and Gensokyo's no exception as long as I'm too weak to protect it. I just want to be happy forever and to have kind friends who will never leave me. Friends that I don't have to lie to and Gensokyo seems like the perfect place for that, but even it isn't absolute

I know that probably sounds weird but it's probably just my trauma speaking.

Me and a fren used to have this one we would do. Where we were both whisked away to Gensokyo, somewhere near where Yukari and her family lived. We would do our best to survive, building a home and doing odd jobs occasionally to get by. We would sometimes be visited by the Yakumos who thought it was strange that we welcomed their company with open arms and were unafraid of youkai. Eventually becoming friends of the family.
Once we got our lives together, we started a small business selling homemade alcohol. Wine, beer, and even spirits. Slowly building up until we have the most popular brewery in the land! The Yakumos would visit a lot more, especially Ran and Chen, the later of which would take up with us very well and think of us as fathers. On one night, to celebrate how far we've come, living in this world, we throw a party. Nothing spectacular, just us and Ran and Chen. Drinking a little and enjoying the night sky. Once we've run out, myself and my friends would go together to the storehouse to get more to drink. Stopping to look at the stars and talk about how much our lives have changed. How we've come so far and how much happier we are here than in our original world. Particularly, how happy we are together. We both tearfully confess our love and wish to spend the rest of our lives with one another. We kiss and bring the bottles back to the house. Sitting side by side we drink together and enjoy the rest of the night and eventually the rest of our lives.

I have constant day dreams about living at the Hakurei shrine and helping around the places. Cleaning it, sweeping leaves, cooking meals, preparing for parties, learning how to bonk yokai with a gohei. About how I could help Reimu and Marisa solve incidents and maybe solve some myself, meeting other 2hus along the way. It feels more real than reality and despite it being a completely mentally unhealthy thing, I've felt more mentally healthy than ever since I started doing it constantly

getting real yikes vibes from this thread

>>40289349
this but with Remilia

>>40345040
What you mean

>>40345607
I want to be held down by Yuuka and forced to impregnate her

>>40345794
See>>40345830

>>40345794
Newfag having his first interaction with 2hu fandom i guess

>>40345840
Newchads bring fresh new ideas to touhou and prevent it from becoming a circlejerk.

If i ever got isekai'd to the 2hu world, i think if i don't die horribly during the first days i'd just hang out with Alice and Marisa given enough time to roam the forests

That's a gamble i'd be willing to make, not that i cared too much in this world.

>>40345794
people sharing their pedophiliac fantasies and delusions over fictional girls, its a fucking video game not a way of life

>>40344293
Disgusting. You and your "fren" need to stop being such flaming faggots

>>40346465
>>40349959
You must be fun at parties.

>>40352202
Nobody here goes to parties unless you mean /jp/ orgy meetups

>>40318672
That's fun. I used to work as a groundskeeper for a local church. Most of those duties entailed weeding in the extensive gardens around the church and the rectory, as the priest is a huge aesthete. Sometimes when I got sick of work, I would pretend I was Youmu keeping up Yuyuko's garden. Except Yuyuko was a bald, old Italian man...

>>40287085
I have vivid fantasies and dreams about living with my wife Kogasa.

I fantasize quite a bit about hibernation with the seasonal Youkai outside of their preferred season, be it Letty or the Akis. When you think about it, we aren't that far off from their way of life, although it may not be as strictly defined as them, life is kind of just a cycle of opportunity & lack there of, and having to do our best to cope when the sun's not on our side. There could be a lot to learn from someone who has life defining appreciation for seasons too. Again, it sounds so simple, but i've felt overwhelmed by a lot myself so I'd appreciate the company of a seasonal Youkai like that.
It helps that Minoriko & Aki have quite the generous body but i'll try not to ruin the mood I set up by being too much of a horndog, although i'm moreso interested in hugs & affection than anything sexual.

>>40354129
Spoke a little fast, I meant Minoriko & Letty.

I like imagining myself being friends with Koishi and playing with her, or Wriggle and running through fields of fireflies

>>40354129
>When you think about it, we aren't that far off from their way of life, although it may not be as strictly defined as them, life is kind of just a cycle of opportunity & lack there of, and having to do our best to cope when the sun's not on our side. There could be a lot to learn from someone who has life defining appreciation for seasons
I've always felt weird about this. In my own personal life, nothing's ever really advanced for me, be it good or bad. My whole situation has stayed stagnant and actively resists change.
I live in Florida. Seasons don't exist here. Whereas the seasons represent Birth, Life, Decay, and Death, there is no cycle here. It's just the same thing every day, forever. I'll never grow, I'll never weaken, I'll never die, I'll just be. That's what it feels like sometimes.

I live with my family and everything's happy, if unchanging. They've talked about moving up North and that makes me feel odd. The prospect of seasons and change is so foreign and frightening to me.
Of course I don't see that ever happening. That's what they've said for years and we never get any closer to that. If they ever did though, I'm not sure I could follow them. I don't belong in the cycle of life and death.

>>40287085
Killing Reimu and ending the Hakurei bloodline, casting down the Youkai sages, and burning Gensokyo to the ground for the sake of the human village.

>>40354469
Pretty sure the village dies too without the Hakurei Shrine.

>>40354469
Reimu would help you in your quest if she wasn't too lazy to do her job properly.

>>40352311
kek based.
>>40354129
Based and season-pilled.
>>40354466
Floridabro... Do you actually enjoy your current situation?
>>40354845
This.

>>40354845
Youkai needs humans. They need conflict with them.
Humans don't need youkai. They are usually harmed by them.

Conclusion? Youkai are parasites.

>>40367248
Predators are different from parasites. Lions depend on the existence of the animals that they prey on, but aren't considered parasites, even if the prey animals could live well without them.

>>40367248
>Some humanoid youkai live harmoniously with ordinary humans, especially those who frequent the Human Village. However, there are exceptions, and these youkai build up the tension between the humans and youkai. Youkai typically need humans' fear to live, which range from friendly surprises to assault threats.
Doesn't sound too bad unless they're actually attacking them

>>40354845
>Pretty sure the village dies too without the Hakurei Shrine.
Not really. Only reason they need the Hakurei Shrine is because of the Youkai. Only reason Youkai are around is because of the Hakurei Shrine. It's a protection scam.

>>40356027
Not much of a excuse.

>>40368370
Which they are. Especially outsiders.

>>40287085
WRITE THEM DOWN ANON!!!

DON'T LET THE STORIES BE LOST TO THE AETHER!!!

While it might not be Touhou related, I've been dreaming of stories of their adventures and trials and defeats of the Godslayers and Baneslayers.

>>40287085
I want to strike down and kill Hecatia. She's too dangerous to allow to continue to exist.

>>40287085

>>40287085
I want to settle down and marry Hecatia. She's too cute to allow to continue to be single.

>>40394094
Junko already did that.

i want to walk through the woods with marisa and look for medicinal mushrooms and herbs

>>40374651
You're evil.

>>40287085
cuddles and kisses with sumireko

>>40400461
No I am good. Killing Hecatia would be doing the world a favor, a complacent and moody goddess like her should not be in charge of the afterlife. She could go off and end the whole world if something made her angry enough, she has to be dealt with, greek gods like her are nevee good to keep around. She must be destroyed and replaced, it is the only sensible thing to do.

>>40394642
I want to go mushroom picking with Marisa in the Forest of Magic and then fuck her up against a tree after she accidentally consumes an aphrodisiac mushroom

I dont much think about things like this because I don't think it's healthy for a person so out of touch with reality as me to make it worse for myself but oh well, here it goes.

Its a windy but warm day, the sun is starting to set as I and Seija are sitting under a tree on a hill or a mountain watching it slowly set.
I light up a cigarette for myself as I lay against the tree, calmly admiring the beautiful sight in front of me.
I take a drag off the cigarette and blow the smoke out as I watch the wind blow on her hair.
As I admire her beautiful hair and those eyes I can't help but wonder what it is that gives us a purpose.
I ask her what it is she thinks life is truly about.
She looks at me as I gaze in her red eyes anticipating for an answer.
>Just having fun I guess?
She responds as she closes her eyes and bursts into a smile.
My eyes open wide as that was not the answer I was expecting at all from her.
I try to think back to myself if I misheard or if she could mean the opposite in some way but no.
I pat her head
>I see
She opens her eyes and looks at me and throws back the question at me
>what do you think it is?
I lay down on the grass and take an another long drag off trying to give myself time to think of a response.
>I don't really know, I used to think it was about being successful, being comfortable, gaining the respect of people, but I cant achieve any of that.
>Right now I'm trying to find my place in this world.
She lays down too and wraps her arms around one of mine as she says
>I think there is no meaning to any of it or a place for any of us, what does it matter. We are the ones that make that happen.
>We are here! Let's just enjoy it instead of wasting it away!
>Besides you have achieved what you listed, Don't you feel comfortable here? And there is no one in all of Gensokyo who hates you except for me! I think that is a way of being successful on its own.
>My rebellions have never worked out and they never might but it's fun to try and maybe one day it will work, failure isn't a reason to give up.
My eyes light up as her words resonate in me.
I hug her and start crying.
>Thank you.. Thank you..
All I want to tell her is that I love her but the words won't come out, I don't know how to put the words so she would understand them.
I let go of her as she smiles at me shedding tears of her own forming a heart with her hands as she turns to look at the sun that has just about set.
>Hey, let's go grab something to eat, I hear the princess is over at Reimus.
She says to me as she wipes the tears off my cheeks.
I nod at her smiling.
As we start walking to The Hakurei Shrine holding hands.

Anyone have any good self-insert stories to read?

>>40337668
So unbirth?

>>40410106
What a coincidence I want to do this as well but with Alice instead of Marisa

>>40410058
Nuh-uh. You gotta brutally and (lovingly) fuck her in mating press. That should teach her who's in charge in Gensokyo (we, the humanCHADS).

>>40413053
Nice one Anon, you should probably consider writing it down or something, make fanfics out of the stuff. It's healthier than letting it cloud your mind constantly at any rate.

>>40414450
Well it will remain here in the archive heh.
Im not much of a writer, in fact I've never written anything like that before.
Just saw the thread and I suppose I took the opportunity to express myself and my feelings.
All though that said I try keep fantasizing away from myself, I often drift off and feel sad the world we live in isn't like that.
I think it's better for myself to come to terms with reality.

>>40414202
Yukari would love the feeling of having absolute control of life and death over someone

>>40417810
Power tripping is for stupid humans, not ancient jaded youkai. Besides, my wife always has control over life and death.

Actually never mind, being ancient and jaded is all the more reason to power trip constantly by stealing Reimu's snacks, Rinno's curios, making Eirin and her pupils shit themselves, dropping whales into liquor bottles, manipulating and spying on everyone, the works.