/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reminder that shortstack monstergirls will dominate Earth once the portals open.

Drink your milk

I wonder how many lurkers there are on this thread

>>40261893
LURKERS SOUND OFF

Friendzone dragons until they're undead and cuddly

>>40261881
And that's a good thing!

>>40261757
>there's some gimmick ones like fairy and gargoyle
Garygoyle chan with a meaty body and massive milky sloshing tits
She even leaks milk in statue form

>>40261927
I don't want to do that to a dragon. Undead make me sad.

>>40261941
>She even leaks milk in statue form
so...that isnt a normal fountain?

>>40261941
>weeping angel
>but instead of tears from her eyes its milk from her tits

>>40261927
but why would i want to wait? they can be cuddly while not undead, and that means they dont have to wait as long. i want my snuggly, dommy dragon gf.

>>40261927
>damning a dragon to suffer
She knows what you're up to Anon
She is not happy

>>40261947
it is a place where you can get free hp potions but at the price of maybe getting knocked with some knockers
>>40261972
living up to the name, Mr.Late night?

>mlem

take your medicine.

>>40261972
She can't prove anything.

trust your succubus. she knows whats best for you. come to bed.

>>40261994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvVct6RxQuo

>>40262007
Go away foul demon, I only listen to Nurse Unicorn!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure take it easy in the heat.
Yukis, Glacies, and Ice queens are there to help you cool down.
Slimes are especially good at this, especially bubble slimes that don't just keep you comfy and cool but also scrub away the grit and grime of the day with a pleasing tingle.

>>40262009
>thinking she is not watching you brag about it on 4mon
>thinking you can hide anything from your mistress

>>40262010
when your succ is straddling you, you are safer than anyone else

>>40261874
Damn lady, you got a license for those thighs?

So which girls have the best quality milk after holstaurs?

>>40262052
That is pure coincidence and what is a noble such herself doing on such a lowly site?

>>40262085
I don't know if even a Hellhound would dare interrupt a Succubus mid-coitus with her husband.

>>40261972
>rumor starts that men are actually spurning dragons on purpose to turn them into zombies (NOT because dragons are "too prideful" like they claim
>dragons descend on humans like a bank-run to claim a human "to foil their plan and live longer"
>humans are just confused and scared at all the sudden abductions

>>40262110
ushi of course

>>40261927
with enough training you could probably get your zombie dragon to bite other dragons

>>40262116
empty titles like noble means nothing to the power of love
that gyaru next door got into mongolian throat singing cause her crush watched those things
whats to say the dragon wont visit your sites?

>>40262128
I imagine guys who regularly drink ushi milk turn into some sort of terminator-esque type of incubus. You see one of them get hit by a car crossing the street and they just get up and continue walking away from the crumpled car.

>>40262110
trolls

>>40262110
apsara

>>40262154
I wonder, by that logic. Wurm mik will at the price of some smarts, make you a living tank

>"Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated. Negative... Memories included. Update is live. Acceptance is mandatory."

>>40262176
cute woofer

>>40262154
>terminator-esque type of incubus
>still mild manner anon despite being invincible
he probably apologize to the car for getting in the way

>>40262179
>wurm milk grants super strength
>ushi milk makes you super durable
>wurm and ushi get into brawl over who has the cutest husband
>ushi regenerates just as fast as wurm can hurt her
>ushi can't put a dent in wurms scales
>husbands are re-creating Senator Armstrong fight between each other
>fight ends when they get tired and all decide to go home
>no injuries reported

>>40262208
>why are the peaches bruised
>huh, I must have picked a bad one at the store
>did you see an accident on the way home?
>the news reported a hit-and-run while you were gone

>>40262230
>gain super strength
imagine being taught how to do stuff again without breaking everything by your wurm wife

>>40262253
>ushi finds out anon got hit by a car
>starts freaking out despite knowing he did more damage to the car
>anon tries to calm her down while saying it was only a little bump
>ushi begins carrying anon of to the hospital while he can only "awawawa..."

>>40262282
>webbed and dragged to the hospital
>pulled across pavements, curbs, through traffic, across gravel, and through the woods
>ushi bursts into the emergency room demanding the doctors treat you
>unicorn baffled as to how you got these kinds of scrapes and bruises from a car accident
>doesn't matter since they all heal in a few minutes anyways
>ushi nearly crushes the unicorn in a hug when you reemerge with a single adhesive bandage, good as new

>>40262195
Why is she holding the VLC Media Player logo like that?

>>40262368
>ushi tearfully thanks doctor unicorn for saving her hubby
>dr unicorn bashfully assures ushi it was no problem
>meanwhile anon looks guilty as he eats his lolipop provided by dr unicorn

drink lots of wurm milk, it will increase the toughnest to the point that you can litteal walk through a moving tank

>>40262421
It apparently also decreases your intelligence if your post is anything to go by.

>>40262427
Scarfice must be made

>>40262421
Imagine being the order soldier who has to deal with a wurm husband. What do you tell your commanding officer when you threaten the guy with a sword and he just says "Yeah, whatever." and walks away while you slash him until your sword breaks?

You will be taken.

>>40262611
Oh no! Save me hags!

>>40261942
You shouldn't actively try to turn a monster undead, but you also shouldn't feel bad for the ones that already are undead. Don't look at it as something sad. Many people nowadays waste their life only to realize too late that they missed out on something. Undead girls get that second chance that people dream of. Undeath is not a tragedy, it's a reunion with lost family, it's a new lease on life, it's Hel's promise of a happy ending. Every zombie or spirit with a husband is a lonely girl who was saved from her bad end. Every undead girl without one is a girl who finally has the motivation to live her (un)life to the fullest. Do not pity the undead Anon, for in undeath nobody ever truly dies alone.

>>40262625
I will take your place.

marry foxes

>>40262660

no

>>40262660
No, I will marry kot

>>40262677
More of this kot please

>>40262696
Are you sure?

If you ever plan to travel to Zipangu, don't forget to taste local food, especially snacks.
I've heard that spicy potato kunoichips are to die for.

>>40262696
here ya go champ

>>40262709
Yes, she's amazing.

>>40262755
Here's some more kot

>>40262611
I do not approve of Giratina like ghost girls
>>40261881
Nor midna

>>40261994
Pull her tongue
Eat her tail

Is it Oni hours yet?

>...
>...

>>40262696
Rest now.

Remember kids, the longer a monstergirl has gone without having babies since her puberty started, the more ovums collect and build up in her womb
If she were to ever become a hag, then get married and get impregnated, you better believe her first pregnancy is going to have multiples

Not to worry though, her body will have filled out too meet the demand for so many new babies to build and feed!

>>40262877
And this is why I exclusively go for hags.

>>40262877
So I should farm hags? Grow them until they are nice and ripe for breeding? Genius

>>40262907
Yes
But don't let them get overripe! Too many babies in one womb makes for a very uncomfortable monstergirl!

>>40262877
By that logic, even the teen pregnancies are having multiples

>>40262921
how do you know if they are overripe?

>>40262949
When that are dry humping the knob on your door, yelling for you to come out and make them a mother, then you know you've gone to far and must take responsibility

>>40262949
I love bogies so much.

>>40262987
but that is everyday?

>>40263031
And you haven't sated their drooling loins?!
Anon, you're in grave danger

>>40262921
>>40263031
>>40263044
Even I, a true hag lover, fear for anons fate.

>>40262927
You say that like it's a bad thing
>MGC high school
>school casts a spell delaying childbirth with no adverse effects so the new student husbands and wives can continue school until graduation
>class delinquent is beet red every day b trying to hide her maternity under her coat
>artsy girl uses her huge belly as her pallet while painting
>class president has the biggest belly, and is carrying the most babies
>consequently makes about as much milk at the holst teacher
>breastfeeds her husband in class
>upon graduating from school, the spell wears off
>Nurse unicorn is always prepared for the graduation baby boom

VAMPAIAH DORAGON

>>40263223
New Muhut?

>>40263223
>Dragons are haughty
>Vampires are haughty
This is bad, she'll act like she's a final boss and you're her minion.

>>40262729
That's one lewd cat

>>40263223
Ideal Dragon body type

>>40263228
Looks more like krekk0v

>>40263223
i prefer the dragon wight

>>40263247
Ah yeah, you're right. Muhut tends to draw the whole nose whereas Krekkov doesn't

>>40263126
>school removes the spell after one semester because the huge bellies are too unwieldy
>also because the labour wards simply couldnt keep up, not when the nurses were pregnant themselves
>oh graduation day was legendary
>the med student anons who worked there still tremble when you mention that day

>>40263223
Here in Dragonia everything is made of dragon!
Vampire is dragon!
Plant is dragon!
Burger is dragon!
(We only take human money, ours is made of dragon shavings)

How do you think sabbath girls help depressed Oniichans?

>>40263319
Omnichans?

LEAF

>>40263319
hugs and cuddles, just like any other mg

>>40263319
Naizuri.

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

>>40263518
I wish to impregnate a big jinko.

>>40263539
We thank you for your contribution to saving the jinko population.

>>40262110
minos, of course

>>40263518
Hello handsom sir, please do the needful and give your 2 feet kok to jinko.

>>40262110
>>40263641
This, remember that Holstaurs originally come from Minotaurs so it's only natural Mino milk would be amazing too.

>>40263223
Man I really like this fight, that teleport always throws me off guard
Still waiting for Brachydios and Deviljho to make their returns, I love those two the most

>>40263905
>Holstaurs originally come from Minotaurs
this is what blows my mind. Holsts are a domesticated breed made by humans as per the guide. How? Did some musclelover bang his mino wife so hard his daughter was born sweet and loving? or did a bunch of nerds and pencilnecks get fed to minotaurs so their daughters would take after their dads and calm down?

>>40263933
I believe the change was gradual over several generations. One lucky mutation and generations of comfy life get you there.

>>40263959
The dream...

>>40263933
you know how many Anons want a Hellhound or some girl like that, but calm and sweet? now imagine that happening over generations with mamonobama working its magic.

>>40263933
I figure it's some guy a long time ago was sucking on minotaur tits and figured out that their milk tasted pretty good. This leads to a mino milk fetish spreading through the population. Naturally the people with this fetish would go for the minos that have the milkiest tits and with docile personalities that would be accepting of getting milked. Every now and then you get a mino that is especially milky and her milk addict husband ends up giving her plenty of babies. Those babies grow up and have their own daughters who may have their own special kid that ends up being even more docile and milky. This eventually leads to a subspecies being evolved in that we now know as holstaurs.

Guys help, the hags are after me.
I don't want to get adop-

>>40263331
Going to ask her Lumberjack father if it's cool if I take her out on a date.

>>40263822
Secret Technique: [Tail Scarf]!

I want to take a bogie on a date and treat her to a candlelit romantic dinner, if only because I just want to see how she would react to that

Post your brest hellhound pics please!

>>40264040
Or random mutations
>insert the comix of the cute heckpupper who paints flowers on her pentagram dress

Well at least kikiposting died, glad to know we still have some human decency in these threads.

Father! The summer solstice has not been observed properly! Where is the maypole and the dancing and the burnt offerings?

>40265009
Žec mi ric, chuj pľuhavý.

>>40265055
In this house we grill our steaks medium rare.

>>40264998
too much of the sweet sweet love and she will turn into heavenhound

>>40265090
I want a kiki to lick my face all over with deep, passionate kisses interspersed

YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKIGN WALL

>>40265094
Dragons eat their meat charred on the outside and raw on the inside as God intended

>>40265129
Her thighs are exposed! Feel 'em up!

>>40265129
The safeword is "police brutality"

>>40265129
What monstergirl would be a Cloaker?

>>40265009
What kikiposting has to do with decency?

>40265009
Spierdalaj

>>40265360
Kiki! Having public sex with Mashtah is rude!

>>40265413
>tfw no thicc kiki with some pudge to molest her belly

>>40265348
Well since russians started the genocide of innocent ukranian people, posting something from slavic mythology is insensitive at best and cringy russian shilling at worst.

leave, homosexual

report and ignore
he's like a fart, ruins the air for a second and then disappears like a bad memory

>>40265469
Slavs are not just Russians and don't drag this here.

>>40265009
Resorting to reverse psychology now, I see.

>>40265508
>>40265523
why do you fall for such bad bait?

>>40265469
You sound like you're legitimately insane, seek help.

>>40265526
Mermaid momster

>>40265508
Yeah and once upon a time name Adolf was a completely normal name too, but things have kinda changed.
>>40265528
Go away, Ivan.

sad man

>>40265469
How about not putting IRL politics onto a fantasy dog-bird-maid.
You wanna ban the wonderland girls due to all the shit britain did as an empire?
Or ban the mist girls due to china's bullshit?
Or better yet, ban the zipangu girls/throw the entire stting/thread/board into the trash becuase of Nanking or the unit 731 experiments?
didnt think so, grow a coat extra of skin and some logic in your brain

I'm going to post Kikis just to mess with the /pol/ faggot

This bait is not great, but not terrible either. I'd rate it about 3.8

I mean
Druella would go down for war crimes
I would call it the "rape of lecasite"

>Exploring zipangu forest
>Encounter ushi
>Claims to be a professional rapist
>Ask her how many guys she raped to become professional
>Attempts to have her way with me
>Cums first

>>40265603
what about that one lilim that torched a forest becuase it groped her hubby?

>>40265603
I'd go down on Druella

>>40265612
shes still a professional
as a rapist, HER pleasure comes first, fuck your feelings.

>>40265612
oh the shame of that lying ushi

>>40265597
I'd rate it 3.6
Not great, not terrible.

>>40265603
Spreading love and happiness is not a war crime.

>>40265616
She's a hero, burn all tentacle forests.

>>40265585
Yeah my country is getting invaded and you're laughing.

>>40265616
>>40265643
The tentacle forest is a whore, the tentacle girls are alright though.

>>40265641
Sounds like cult leader talk
weildy for someone not under the fallen god (in that way)

>>40265654
>jokerlaughingmeme.jpg

>>40265654
Your country is not being invaded by Japanese porn monsters.

>>40265675
And yet you refuse to even budge a little and show us some respect.

One of these days Cheshire—pow! Straight to the Moon!

>>40265684
You don't deserve respect. Go fight for your country instead of crying about Japanese porn monsters.

>>40265699
stop taking bait, dumbass

>>40265684
Respect would be not bringing up the ukraine russia conflict in the first fucking place
Getting but blasted over slavic myth is (which IIRC Ukraine has parts of Slavic culture in) is the most bullshit I've seen in quite some time

The usual trolling is one thing but concern trolling while pretending to be an Ukrainian? That's a new low. Shame on you. Go away.

I like girls that represent my culture.
Logically we are most likely to be grabbed by one.

Since we're on the topics of meidos.

You have a choice:
>1 shogg
>1 kiki

Shog cons:
>Will lose sanity until incubization (at which point it'll only somewhat come back)
>May rape you dumb
>Everything will always be shogg
>Won't have an ounce of control but will think you do
>May not smell the best at times
Shog pros:
>Surrender your mind, let the pleasure come to you
>No worries other than being absorbed by shogg in those more aggressive sessions
>Always very lewd
>Instant gratification
>She'll immediately recognize and attack your sweet spots

Kiki cons:
>No instant-gratification
>Takes time to find those sweet spots
>Will almost always need to make the first move
>Not as versatile as abyssal slime
>Clogged drains maybe be in your future from her hair and feathers
Kiki pros:
>The wait makes that first time mind-blowing
>Fluffy, feather tail makes for excellent down for pillows and a cuddle device
>Pure and innocent until it's not
>Incapable of foul smells
>Will turn you into the best version of yourself

>>40265748
>pretending
There are a lot of ukranians on 4chan, go check /pol/ if you don't believe me. Or are you angry because you're getting a reality check that no one likes you, Ivan?

>>40265616
>>40265658
She burned it because they had hurt her husband not because they groped him. Those were the old tentacles that used to kill and maim people.

>>40265734
Wait ukraine is slavic?

>>40265799
>>May not smell the best at times
Hey, I'm sure Shoggy smells really nice. She provides her Mastah with good soap, toothpaste, and shampoo.

Rivers full of bitey fish today

Can we just go back to hagposting?

>>40265859
who fishes in a river?

>>40265826
What the fuck did you think it was?

>>40265861
i wish to bed with a hag

>>40265874
Bears

>>40265874
Fishermen

>>40265826
Anon... do you need a map?

>>40265874
me with magic

>>40265861
No, we must post alps

>>40265931
actual disgust

old school demon women, Y/N

>>40265959
Devilman Lady is HAIRY

holy.

Time for mana recharging.

>>40265874
Meramaids for skinny dipping boy

>>40265959
Old school demons? Y
Devilman lady? Nope

>>40265989

i want a silly dragon gf

>>40265907
No, I need a hakutaku. All of her.

>>40266041
You'd have to find a polka dots dragon

>>40265799
Is it even theoretically possible not immediately ask kiki to marry you the moment you have sex with her and she looks at you with those cute puppy eyes?
I think it's not possible

>>40265874
people who live near them, presumably

Okay, Anon. You declared that you will marry the strongest girl and mamono organized a tournament organized to determine who shall be the bride.
The last two standing are:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Who shall win? Or will you take them both?

Okay, Anon. You declared that you will marry the strongest girl and mamono organized a tournament to determine who shall be the bride.
The last two standing are:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Who shall win? Or will you take them both?

>>40266222
>Lizardman vs. Jorou-Gumo
I expect the lizard to win, but I am 100% going to submit to the spider if she's victorious, especially if she's got some nice muscles.

>>40266222
>Vampire VS Ghost
ez win for Vampire
>Werewolf VS Merrow
the doggirl sure of her victory would chase a frail merrow to the nearest body of water, where the fishgirl would transform her legs into tail and pull the wolf into water to gain advantage
Merrow wins, unless the fight takes place in a waterless terrain

>>40266222
>Alp
>Nightmare
Nightmare will win.

I know she'll win because I'm gonna give her every ounce of my support to defeat the faggot turned monster. My cheers for her will demoralize the alp, and the alp will lose.

Personally, I prefer my horsepussy to have horn(s), but I'll take anything over a faggot alp. Probably even a sith.

i declare that i'll marry the haggiest of them and these two are the winners
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Auntster Cheshire erotic

>>40266287
Your hatred will only encourage the alp to fight harder, and make the nightmare nervous

>>40266299
very erotic indeed

>>40266222
I... have trouble imagining how their battle would even look like.

>>40266299
Aunster cheshire is the most dangerous of all mamono. No man, straight or even gay, can resist her charm.

>>40266222
This might sound crazy but I'm betting on the cheshire. That shit-eating grin is hiding something.

>>40266329
Lots of pies and banana peels. Bogie will win after a well placed pie causes kunoichi to slip and fall on her face, to which the bogie pics her up by her leg that's sticking up. The bogie then attempts to give her a lollipop for the good girl, but the kunoichi with stars above her head and swirls in her eyes is out-cold and cannot accept, so bogie is proclaimed victor

>>40266373
Hopefully not shit though.

>>40266373
shit I forgot the picture

>>40266317
Nightmare too stronk though. I will be horsepussied
Alp will lose. Low morale always loses.

>>40266375
Bogies are master of comedy fighting tech

>>40266406
Indeed, the unorthodox style of combat will throw the kunoichi through a loop, both literally and figuratively. And despite kunoichi's reconnaissance on bogie, bogie is too creative and has too many tricks up her sleeve that the scouting proved worthless.

>>40266432
and not only that, they fight with using clowns fist and clownoperia, the upgraded version of the drunken fist and caperoia but that is only shown to the other bogies and those who become clown

Childish imp wife seems like it'd be fun. Someone to always cheer you up and call you super cool and the bestest, awesomest guy in the whole wide world! She'll make everyday fun and excited, and without all the cringe that cheshire would bring!

>>40266389
>>40266373
>a daughter of the demon lord herself, with such a degree of magical power that she can bend reality to suit her whims
versus
>memes
Yeah you're probably right

cheshire lilim vs bogie lilim, who wuns

>>40266471
also she looks young and fresh

>>40266512
The cool, down-to-earth satyros that hit it up with you while the long battle took place.

The battle went of for hours. Everyone left. Lots of fierce combat, pranks, and battle. Neither one of them defeated each other, and when the match was declared a draw, they saw that you left. At which point, the janitor cleaning up the arena informs them that you left with some other girl but can't remember what she looked like or where you and her went.

It's things like this that leave lilims in a perpetual state of singlehood.

>>40266522
>Youthfulness
An ideal trait for any potential wife.

>>40266569
nah, I'll stay, then when they come up to me. pie to both their faces, sweep legs, then pants them in front of all their court

i would get a cyclops as my personal blacksmith

>>40265931
Alps shouldn't look like men, they morph into women as sexy or sexier than your average succubus

>>40261874

>>40262110
flayers

>>40265178
Kauken? Maybe?

>>40266222
Ratatoskr vs Living Armor
Yeah I'm handing this one to the squirrel. If she got this far she must have one hell of a secret technique

>>40266809
brain melting milk
>>40266880
something fleshy vs, a literal tank made of steel
betting on the living armor

>>40265654
I am laughing.
At the Ruskies ransacking washing machines for computer chips to get their planes working again.

>>40265799
Shog. The first 4 cons are pros, end the fifth one is easily avoided. Love shog.

>>40266927
They don't have any planes we destroyed them all already
also they don't have any tanks too

>>40265799
>Since we're on the topics of meidos.
Reminder Kikifag was the /tg/ poster all along and maid posting is just another spammed meme, like foxes, boats, and meta arguments over gatekeeping.

>>40267022
I remember when he flat out admitted to being a /tg/tard, and then immediately had a meltdown because of that, poor sod went through all stages of grief in span of several posts

>>40266907
What if Rata is Anon's childhood friend + she remembers her friends that got her here + she uses the hidden technique she promised her master she wouldn't use one last time?

>>40267022
get under the dress

>>40267022
So we cant talk about Kiki’s anymore?
>>40267065
>childhood friend
She gets him by default, no need to fight but still remember newtons laws about the conversion of energy

>>40262110
Sandworms.

>>40267107
That’s just called saliva, anon

>>40267071
>>40267096
Don't even humor these shitstains with (You)s please

>>40267050
I 'member.
>Who's the real spammer? Me or the people dabbing on me?
>The truth should be obvious!

>>40267022
I also remember how the guy flinging shit at him burned down the entire thread and was only driven away by a porn dump

>>40267151
>He's back
>He's trying to pretend he wasn't the one BTFO by the porn
Fuck off, meidoslut

Not this shit again.

>>40267183
Maybe you should stop giving him attention, he usually leaves after his meds kick in or he gets banned because of his relentless samefagging.

How does one get the too dangerous for himself to be alone achievement

>>40267183
fuck off you schizo as far as I'm concerned both of you acted like massive niggers.

>>40262110
any monster with venom/poison. manticores, apophis, etc. its got a little kick to it that keeps you coming back for more.

>>40267209
Have a radical monster level drain you for your own good.

>>40267232
How about trying to use a cannon to shoot myself into the moon?

>>40267209
Become a serial molester but never go any further.

>>40267266
I’m going to start by molesting fat tails

>>40267266
>How to get the demon realm feds involved speedrun any%

Reminder that there's bad actors hanging around mgt these days, looking to start shit. Act accordingly and stop feeding those idiots
https://files.catbox.moe/naksh9.jpg

>>40267296
>The MG /jp/ fags lack an ounce of self-awareness
And that's a good thing.

>>40267284
I’m going to mess with them, suddenly appearing in their office acting like an employee then spiking the coffee with wonderland illusion beans

Gentlemen, let us ignore the shitposts and get to a more important matter:
Which monster really is best for cuddles?
It has to be Mino or Yeti, I don't see how other monsters can really compete. Maybe one of the snek bodies for a fullbody hug?

Is there a way to trick foxes?

It doesn't matter if I have a waifu or not. Sometimes, I just get the urge to kidnap the mail squirrel.
It helps that they aren't nearly as mobile as the mail birds.

>>40267360
bunyip

>>40267360
She'd look down on you for even asking the question but she's too shy to make eye contact

>>40267360
i always say wurms are among the best

>>40267360
Bogies should be pretty amazing

>>40267366
there is, gloating them to rape you but outlasting their feeble stamina and blowing out their hips

>>40267360
the usual from me - a Manticore
>big wings to wrap around
>strong arms to hug you with
>fluffy arms and legs to keep you cozily wrapped
>neck mofu to put your head in
>tail hug to "seal the deal"

>>40267395
wonder if you can do anything with lilim sweat

>>40267360
Gazer has fluff and stalks and even slime if needed. And she can make you feel super super relaxed whenever she wants. Of course, she's the best.

>>40267411
blink two times if she has you under her hypno powers

>>40267360
any monster that is big enough to smother you

>>40267421
And that's a good thing

>>40267296
>MG /jp/ fags lack an ounce of self-awareness
Sounds like a pot calling the kettle black.
Where is it from?

>>40267360
Hellhounds will hug tighter than a lamias tail, they don't want anyone to take you away, or for you to try to run.

>>40267476
They would be absolutely thrilled if you try to run

>>40267476
>they don't want anyone to take you away, or for you to try to run.
But so do shirohebis.

Sandworm milk

>>40267514
i like snake kisses. what's the minimum duration, around 10 minutes?

>>40267514
and thats a good thing

>>40265756
Is that why I love demons?

>>40267360
wendigo but you're the cuddler here.

>>40267527
>10 minutes
>minimum
Try 10 hours

>>40267577
but i'll be late for work

>>40267296
>they have a janitor babysitting their threads
His post could have been a bit shorter if he just said "I've never visited these threads but I don't like them".

>>40267604
Should have thought about that before you decided to wake up looking so deliciously cute

>monster daughters

>>40267629
turns out crazy people say insane things

>>40267604
your job title is now 'snake kisser', dumbass

>>40267022
What's wrong with being a gatekeeper?

>>40267296
>The thread is full of people that resemble the target audience
>None of these sheeple are smart enough to stop liking the thing they like
Are you fucking autistic or is it just Asperger's? Is this level of stupidity achievable natty, or did you need to take drugs to pull it off?

>>40267637
yes very wholesome, and you should keep it that way

>>40267643
this is why you R&I, you're not only making these thread better, you're also helping them out, since they need their delusions dispelled, not entertained in order to get better

whats the worse that can happen if I bathe in the river instead of waiting till i get to the inn?

>>40267360
I have a personal top few. Demons, manticores, apophis (specifically them, not lamia in general), or banshee.

>>40267679
sounds like an elf thing. you're liable to be elf'd.

>>40267629
or your typical case of
>newfag fails to lurk before posting stupid shit
>gets scolded by anons or reported so hard that even meido does something
>cries about ebil /jp/ fags
>afterwards optionally resorts to shitposting to teach /jp/ a lesson

>>40267693
i at least have some modesty and wear a helmet, thats the lewdest part after all

I want to put an elf on a high-protein diet.

>>40267653
>Lamia wife cuddlestrangles you and kisses you hard
>You manage to free one arm and dial your boss
>Maybe you can still manage to call in sick
>Your boss picks up but you didn't manage to free your mouth in time
>Your wife's tongue is still trying to taste your tonsils
>You hear your apophis boss chuckle and say it's OK to take a day off so long as you switch to a video call
>She's bored at work and could use some entertainment

>>40267785
>that lip color
amazing

i am being forced to confront that i may be a kisslut

>>40267821
you are

Give me a rattlesnake lamia wife

>>40267909
i want the weird ones like sidewinder and seasnake

>>40267909
She might use you for target practice every now and then but they're just demon silver bullets so it's fine

>>40267637
no daughter dicking.

>>40266222
Anybody want a depressed beaten Lilim?
She never stood a chance.
Luckily the Kiki only had a demon-silver frypan, no pencils allowed

>>40267360
Bunyip has mofu and coils, S-Rank tier hug

I want a lamia to kiss me and hold me while elevating her upper body so that my feet aren't touching the ground. I want to have my mouth raped while being held suspended in the air.

>>40267937
I was forcibly married to my Devil Bug momster when I was but an innocent little boy, I don't think I have much of a choice

>>40267945
>all kiki does in amke lilim chan sit in a sieza the entire round and just lectures her about how she should act

>>40266222
>PurityHoss vs Yuri foreplay flowers
>They make the Hoss lose... by making the Hoss 'lose'
>broken purity hoss covered in yuri juice nectar
I declare a tie and help the plants 'finish her off'

>>40267937
there are some inevitabilities when man and monster share a roof

>>40267896
She looks dangerous to both kiss and get a blowjob from.
But then again, fear only improves sex.

>>40267653
>>40267896
Imagine waking up every day with a lamia wife staring at you hungrily before raping your mouth for a whole hour.

>>40265799
Will always pick Shog

>>40266222
>Kakuen vs Papillon
That's gotta be a terrifying butterfly. She must have eaten a lot of veggies in her greenworm stage. I would take both but I still want to see a monkey fight a butterfly

>>40266222
Whoever wins I'm getting horsepussy.
Do 2 Unis fight? I suspect theyre both too nice to fight each other.
Decide it all on a coin-toss
The winner is so upset at seeing another Unicorn lose she decides to share the winnings.
Neither is cheating on the other, so nobody turns Bicorn, sharing the love with each other is the purest form of Unicorn purity love.
2 white horsepussies

>>40261874

>>40268180
Kong vs Mothra

>>40268208
They joust with their horns. It's actually quite violent.

>>40267757
>but anon didnt put her on a workout routine...
>so she just got fat.

>>40266222
>Big finale: Mothman vs. Dark Priest
>Tensions abound as Mothman literally flies circles around her prey
>Dark Priest can only dodge roll, but fatigue is setting in fast
>Unable to hold on for much longer, she drops to one knee and begins to pray
>Mothman swoops in for the coupe de grace
>Suddenly her movement slows
>Her eyes are transfixed on her opponent, who has begun to glow in a faint, but enchanting light
>Lost in a trance, she draws closer to her foe, the glow intensifying in brilliance.
>The moment she moves into point blank range, the glow bursts in a shimmering burst of light that blinds the area
>As the light fades, the priest rises to her feet, a confident smirk on her face while the mothman lies dazed and unconscious on the ground
>"Gets 'em every time."

>>40268240
sounds like a perfect elven hag

>>40268235
>Horn-jousting
Theyre shorter, so a bit closer together than trad Lance style.
And central, so they can't really run at each other as theres no strong-side offset to aim at shields as they run past each other.
More like toe to toe, back and forth headbutting, or horn on horn swordplay
That closeness and square-on means there's also hands wrestling, horse tits mashing together, hairpulling, clothes-ripping, shouting at each other face to face turns to tongue-kissing... yuri-style girl-girl foreplay fighting breaks out until theyre both so horny they drag the 'prize' into the middle of their 'fight'... double horsepussy.

>>40266222
why make them fight
theyll get hurt

>>40268304
a pair of horns became two

>>40268235
Head mounted horns are like a fixed stabbing blade - that might work if they head-charge at other mamonos, but 2 of them the same just means that they both stab each other simultaneously in the face, so a fight is not very practical.
>yeah, they'd have to coin-toss or have a baking competition or something.

>>40266329
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/0p10/

>>40268343
i can see it turning into some type of lethwei match or something but yeah, I can see them baking cookies furiously for Anons approval

>>40268340
Demon-silver weapons, and Dr Unicorn and a few Necromancers as the medic team, means any damage is only temporary.

>>40268343
A unicorn fighting other mamonos would be a formidable opponent.
>an actual damage rather than a demonsilver toy weapon
>plus after it stabs the opponent, they get the damage and real pain, but then the unicorn horn magic heals the wound, then stabs them al over again, rinse repeat until the victim mindbreaks pain with no lasting damage so the Unicorn doesnt have to hold back.
That explains how they got to the Finals, but then its either >>40268343 cointoss or bake-off, as otherwise they just keep sticking each other in the face until they collapse from stabbing, getting stabbed, and healing themselves and each other. Either brutally gory or just brutally boring.

>>40268441
what the fuck anon
theyre cute monster girls

>>40268441
it would most likely end up in a clinch and end up with both of them resting their heads on ther others shoulders and trading blow after blow to the others midsection, occainsly one lifting their head up to attempt to stab but either getting pushed by the other, getting their front feet tangled up, or accidental kiss

>>40267821
I would not resist a muscular monster girl holding me in her strong arms while she's overpowering my tongue with hers.

>Wait a second, (You) live alone!

>>40268342
Whether they both Bicorn or they both stay Unicorns I suppose depends on whether a Unicorn threeway generates positive or negative mana.
Its an interesting philosophical question:
E.g. >>40268208 chooses 'shared love is pure love' so as its consensual and agreed fairly, there's no dark mana to turn either one
>>40268304 - it depends, which one, if any, is getting cheated on, and which is the cheater, or is it both of them because turning even temporarily to yuri is automatically impure and thus produces dark mana in both of them?

>>40268512
She must've gotten lost.

>>40268512
toss that freeloader out

>>40268512
No, I share the house with my Flayer girl friend, she let me move in...uh, I think it was a few months back, I'm pretty sure...

Around lamias never relax

>>40268528
In that instance. I believe it would be impure causing them to become bicorns

>>40268467
They probably both got to the Final by default as nobody else was crazy enough to try going against a magical stab&heal horse after that psych-out move.
>anime fight rule: always fear the overly cutesy ones in any fighting contest

>>40261874
>zaps you to stop you from running away
>milks you with her tail

>>40268567
Okay, thats a valid asumption, based on the general no-yuri rule.
So, now Anon has 2 bicorns, does fucking one count as cheating on the oher and vice-versa, so he can just keep having an internal 3way to keep them both satisfied - or are they going to both push him to fuck other mamonos to get their dark mana fix, and does he then have to cheat with twice as many?

>>40268565
https://www.wired.com/2014/05/absurd-creature-of-the-week-the-2500-pound-snake-that-devoured-gigantic-crocodiles/

Jinkos aren't the only thing you have to watch out for in the jungle.

>>40268565
nice sneks

>>40268651
fat snakes?

How do you feel about monster girl prostitution, anon? Especially the kind where you’re her first and only customer

>>40268925
>monster girl prostitution
>Especially the kind where you’re her first and only customer
weird kink she has but in that particular case I guess thats fine.

>>40268925
black harpies are alreadybwhores

>>40262110
Lilims.

Don't talk to animals.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5447509?

>>40268925
i'd rather sell myself instead

>>40268960
The oldest trick in the catgirl book. I don’t know how people keep falling for it

>>40268925
I have a huge kink for the aesthetics and I love the idea of monster girl "prostitutes" where you're her fist (and only) customer.
Also black harpies are the best MG prostitutes.

>>40268955
How much for impregnation + marriage?

>>40268988
a cat is fine too

>>40268988
It's a classic for a reason anon, it works. That and dog girls sitting outside your door in cardboard boxes with "adopt for free" written on them

Im glad my bicorn wife is making so many friends these days. She even invited me t meet with some of them this evening for dinner. I dont know what we will be eating tho, she just smilled and gave me a big kiss when i asked.

>>40268957
Only correct answer

Cunny

>>40262660
>tail accessories
how have i never thought of or seen this before

>>40269127
Obviously you need to buy corn for them.

>>40268925
I'd rather be the prostitute.

>>40267974
I like how her final form has white hair and red eyes. Guessing most people just think it's a weird palette swap but it's completely appropriate.

>>40269179
brother...

>>40269176
I asked my wife and all she said was "yea youll be eating buy corn tonight". Now im more confused, i dont understand what she means?

>>40268703
Fat but only in the places that matter,like hips,breasts and pregnant bellies

>>40266222
>Echidna v Krampus
Krampus is undoubtedly a strong brawler, but musclesnakes are just unfair- and any echidna making it to the finals would have to be particularly badass. She might put up a good showing, but she gets choked out constrictor-style in the end, for sure.
And I am perfectly OK with that, though muscle-echidna isn't a combo I've ever considered before.

>>40268925
compensated dating with familiars.
doesn't really matter who's paying who

>>40269236
Making a new rap album I see.

>>40269268
Snakes would be masters of groundwork now that I think about it

>>40268925
I’ve been seeing this one Pyrow for years she’s the only hooker I’ll go to. It’s so exclusive she’s even living in my house now with her seven daughters and it’s great!

>>40268925
A while ago I started writing a scenario where a wolf girl prostitute rarely gets clients because people are afraid of how rough wolf girls are. Like, all of her clients scream and run within the first five minutes and because of this, she has never gotten a dicking. Then (you) appear and ask for her and she gets really excited and you bond while you fuck each others' brains out and become a couple, yada yada yada you know the drill. Imprinting, lots of salivation, wet, sticky, sweaty sex etc.

>>40269363
How long you've visited her? 15 years?

>>40269236
Why do nuns act like this?

>>40268235
Not gonna lie. Seeing a unicorn sharpen her horn before a fight would be very intimidating

>>40269406
>Unicorn and her husband pass by a group of gyaru delinquents
>One of them makes a pass at him as the others laugh
>Unicorn pulls out a large pencil sharpener and begins whetting her horn as she paws the ground with her hooves
>Husband calms her down as the terrified gyarus vacate the area

>>40269172
Is it good for you?

>>40269372
Almost going on 18 years now.

>>40269441
I wonder, would some unicorns make their horns with four sides, others with 3 or something weird like that?

>>40269367
>people are afraid of how rough wolf girls are
>run within the first five minutes and because of this
Why they even buy a wolf whore if they are afraid of her?