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She only shits inside Hakurei donation box.

i dont think i want to have thoughts anymore

i dont think

>>40257904
That's pretty hot.

youkai don't shit

nah she just uses it to make people unconsciously pull their dicks out so she can fuck them when the urge comes
they don't even notice

>>40257904
That would be so cool. I'd make fun of her forever. I wouldn't even need to actually talk about it. Just a funny look at her will be enough to cause her massive embarrassment!

>>40258694
She would think nothing of it.

She wears diapers

>>40264194
Alright then. What about she is walking past and loses control of her ability for a second and you are assaulted with her stinky poopy smell before blinking out of existance again.

It would be very arousing ngl

I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.

While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.

>>40257904
cute autist

>>40257904
>looks at koishi
>subconscious starts to form
>op's first image is scat
>creates post to spread the filth
>other anons join in with his degeneracy
>only scat floating around in their subconsciousness
>koishi laughs
>end of thread

A big no-no

girls don't poop

>>40257904
cute autist

she could fart in a room and have it be blamed on someone else entirely. noone would know it was her. truly the most powerful youkai.

>>40272469
Shes too powerful. ZUN please nerf

>>40272469
That happens to me sometimes
I think she's real

>>40272591
her crop dusting ability rivaled only by suika, who can turn into fart mist. there for koishi and suika are the two strongest touhous

>>40257904
i dont think she is the autistic enough to shit on streets, probably going to a far-away forest or going to the bath in the Komeiji mansion

fart and shit fetishists WILL burn in hell

>>40282344
and meet koishi? don't mind if i do

>>40282403
Too bad you're going to super hell no Koishie for you

>>40282246
How far does her ability extend? Say she was small and grew large would the gas in her ass also grow or would that stay the same? And vice versa, if she stay large as a building for a day and built up a giant far would she need to decompress it all as she shrunk likely gassing out a large area as she did?

>>40284796
no way, i get to meet hecatia too?

>>40285019
i am no touhou brap lore expert however you would think the "ability to control to manipulate density and gather" would extend to her gas as well, so she could probably just control how strong it is at any given time. koishi has stealth, suika has strength

>>40257904
you said the same thing on /mu/

>>40288921
Also on /a/. Surprised it's still up here, maybe /jp/ mods are scatfags.

i think koishi big poop

>>40289132
that wouldn't be surprising.

she may be able to shit her own pants but can she shit someone elses pants? didn't think so

>>40304299
https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o
She is this but shitting pants instead. What a fearsome youkai

>>40307832
alright i actually wonder how many youkai could just shit someone elses pants. could the kappa do it with their water manipulation powers? yukari could probably just think up some dumb border bullshit to get someone to.

>>40257904
pooping autist

>>40289132
mods havent moderated /jp/ in years, especially ever since hololive.

Come and witness mental illness manifest.

>>40308476
Yukari could give you the dream of an endless shit by constantly gapping it back into your anus. Imagine how good it would be to lay metres of shit without stopping. She could even gap her shit into your rectum so you can have a feminine poop.

>>40258244
That's okay, neither does she.

>>40257904
prrt!

>>40342530
Smelly!

Does she even wipe her butt?

>>40354550
she doens't need to, as girls don't poop

>>40357865
Won't they explode from all the poop gathering inside them?

>>40257904
I think she's a retard lol

That's a big koishit

hardshit's youkai girl