/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40223618
she really captured my likeness

>>40223627
The Ideal couple, A normal sized man with a larger monster.

>>40223578
That actually sounds great, be it her dressing me or me dressing her. Only reason I don't like living doll is because they're loli, so a 3meter one would be great.

Have you ever considered sea slugs?

>>40223651
Nipples are off-limits, monsters aren't allowed to stimulate them. It's cheating.

>>40223651
Agreed. Your wife must be at least 1.3x your height.

>>40223673
!

>>40223618

>>40223682
>Wife would have to be 2.5m tall
Does cheshire cats come in XXXXXL?

Zzap

>>40223702
Meant for
>>40223677

Whoops

>>40223677
Must be at least 6'10" To Ride This Attraction.

>>40223682
Correct! Very good, anon. And how many are in this picture?

>>40223673
a little bit, yeah. her hair/headpiece/cowl reminds me of a nuns outfit so i like to imagine one being poseidons faithful and getting trapped in her tentacles without her noticing while she gives a sermon

>>40223722
! !

>>40223677
Disagree, wife size should range from slightly smaller than the man to little girl.

>>40223618

>>40223747
And this? It's a tricky one.

Breed pandas, they’re endangered

>>40223839
!

>>40223841
First the jinkos now the pandas? How's one man supposed to help so many endangered species?

>>40223702
For my sake, I hope so. Mine would have to be just shy of that at 2.45m. We'll find them brother.

>>40223796
worship lil' wight

>>40223848
...No. Please see miss haku after school.

>>40223841
Maybe they wouldn't have this problem if they ate something that's not bamboo so they aren't so lethargic.

>>40223761
retard

>>40223905
at least they're not koalas

>>40223673
All the time.

>>40223853
conservation is hard work

>>40223673
They creep me out. No girl seems as much of a bad end

https://youtu.be/LWnNNKIEnKk

Villainous Clussy, here to show up during your adventures several times, each being punctuated with a "joke fight" where something unexpected happens.
Like the area's actual boss looming over her, then punting her off-screen.
Or there's a second copy of her, claiming to be the real one.
Or maybe you find her at and inn just having a drink, telling you to relax, there won't be any "funny business" this time. but then there is.

>>40223940
what's your reasoning?

>>40223956
>derpy looking
>lot are sea dwellers
>sinking into them is icky
>sticky
>Slimy
>tentacle on man action
>she basically won't refuse any man who wants her.
Does this line imply mgs ever reject men?
Either way I never want to get slugged.

https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1538251018852614152
Very lewd wan...

>>40223982
Every day, this mildly muscular hound torments the male members of the gym.

>>40223908
Why so angry?

What's your ideal height?

>>40223952
>Or maybe you find her at and inn just having a drink
I would join her for a drink and just spend a nice evening with her
only trick tonight is me stealing her heart

Friendly reminder KC confirmed Hellhound boobs are EXTREMELY firm, canonically the MG with the least saggy boobs.

>>40224013
yeah

>>40224013
Either way bigger than me or shortstack.

>>40224013
>>40224013

Tall monster

>>40224028
i want bags of sand not concrete slabs

>>40224013

>>40224028
>>40224041
Didn't he say they're strong, he didn't mention them being firm.

>>40224013
>>>>>>>>elven male
Stop reposting that crappy /tg/ chart already

>>40224053
I know. Lolis are way shorter than that. Knee to belly button at most.

>>40224013
6'4". Juuuuust above my height.

>>40224013
Yes

>>40224013
boob in face when hug

>>40223618

>>40224091
OPEN BOBS

>>40224013

>>40223722
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

>>40224080
Imagine #7 with the body type of #0 or #1

I want to work for the feds in MGC
1/2

>>40223618

>>40224128
2/2

>>40224028
Suprised its not holsts, to be honest. They still have the biggest, at least.

>>40224158
i'd suspect he weighed in on it because people were asking about the weight of her chain bra

>>40224111
But why

>>40224013
i max out at 9ft and min at 7ft

>>40224165
heh
weighed

>>40224013
7'5, I'm 5,11 and prefer being at chest height.

Danuki hate me for this one simple trick
You can heal off of monster milk as well be alble to grind harder, You'll never need to buy overpiriced potions again so long you have a busty monster party memeber

>>40223651
>>40223677
>>40224031
>>40224040
>>40224172
>>40224202
gays

>>40224013
Wife same height as me and her horns don't count, neither does her dragon form.

>>40224246
>gaining infinite power with your cow teammate
sure anon, go ahead and break the game

40224250
Calm down and accept some people will be different

>>40224167
Because it would be really hot

>>40224261
level drain is the real power leveler

>>40224250
let me guess, you want your wife to be smaller than you?

>>40224246
All the Danuki has to do is become the busty monster

>>40224275
but still need to become a party member, in which it would be quite rude to charge for it

>>40224271
have you not had enough of his charade?

>>40224271
I don't want a wife. I am homosexual.

>>40224288
Then why are you here...

>>40224261
Now imagine doing it with a Manticore. She keeps pumping you full of venom, forcing you to drink from her, and forcing you to cum for so long that you emerge at max level after mere months.

>>40224297
I'm straight for Cheshire

>>40224310
Makes sense

>tfw no haku teacher wife to mess with while she tries to teach me something

which monster is the most likely to post the absolute WORST bait you have ever seen on 4mon?

A scene like this is so hot. If a woman did something like this, I wouldn't be able to resist giving her what she wants and breeding her until our baby is growing within her belly.

>>40224322
(you)

>>40224322
Unicorn. She's trying to do the thing her husband does, and she has fun doing it, but shes not very good.

>>40224324
I am not reading bnha

>>40224322
Haku, she makes too verbose and too long and no one responds to it

>>40224322
troll cause she is trying to do the troll on the internets but failing

>>40224013
Tall

>>40224381
tails dont count

>>40224390
it's neat how lamia can manually adjust their height if they think they know your preferences

>>40224390
I am fine with Dragons

What trickery shall she get up to today

>>40224404
She still wouldn't be able to make it that the equivalent of face-to-face sex positions with her are face-to-bosom positions. That's why my favorite lamia-family monstergirl is the Bunyip.

>>40224447
texting her daily meme to anon

>>40224433
mere female lizard

>>40223980
They only reject evil men

>>40224447
what dubious schemes will she plot

>>40224539
I want to breed with that jackal

>>40224539
God, I think I'd prefer gym bullies, how embarassing

>>40223618

>Party up an exotic snake
>Go on a globe trotting adventure with her
>Didn’t take long for us to begin sharing a bed at inns and a tent while camping
>Reach the finally boss
>There’s no one in the chamber
>Snake slithers forward to the throne and sits on it
>Reveals she is the final boss
>And that my seed has already taken root
>Ask her what now
>Honeymoon time
Why are ancients evils always so convoluted in their love?

Somehow people feel more comfortable fucking a giant spider woman than witha. Centaur, what's your fuckjn problem???? Get into the horsepussy you cowards

>>40224591
You'd be surprised how many ancient evils do this.

>>40224591
dicks

>>40224592
I am. I wish there were more centaur doujins and straight vanilla art that isn’t GIANT FUCKING FUTA CENTAUR HORSE COCK CUMFLATING TWINKS

Enter Zipangese Sake dens at your own risk.

>>40224592
whitehorn convinced me a little bit
deer > horse

>>40224592
im scared of horses. love spiders.

>>40224629
b-but i just deliver the snacks...

>>40224470
>mere female lizard combined with damn female kid

>>40224639
You lookin' like a snack

>>40224629
If they want me, I want oni milk

>>40224591
why do you think the mofukuza is still going strong?
all it takes is one poor foolish anon and they have a couple hundred more members!

>>40224672
Just be careful, if you drink from a very drunk Oni, that milk could have a high alcohol %.

Once again asking if any anons know a story about a yeti coming back from a foreign school or something and making up with her childhood friend. I really enjoyed it but can’t remember who wrote it so I can’t find it again. Any other good yeti stories are welcome too, thanks in advance.

>>40224629
And remember that a 'large' beer is large for an Oni or Ogre, not a Human

>>40224701
Imagine you can drink oni milk at any bar, now that would be the life and winegote milk for fancy times

Force captured human women to wear monstergirl designed wedding dresses.

I'm going to engage in IRL shitposting by wearing a shirt that says "FOXSLUT" at my all Tanuki workplace.

>>40224743
>*kon kon*

>>40224709
i need the milk sampler platter. apsara in particular intrigues me.

>>40224743
careful anon, the tanuki's are smart and will likely try making their tails seem puffier and softer

>>40224743
that will only attract the foxes that hide in the walls at your workplace

Post your best danuki pics please!

>>40224743
This is how you get a fox and a tanuki to force themselves on you as highly competitive wives.

>>40224751
>its all their bare tits on a long ass table

>>40224807
self serve is a fine business model i suppose

I don't say this enough but it's hip to fuck bees

>>40224780

>>40224834
i wouldn't want the hive to think i'm uncool

>>40224046
That goblin will make her man a semen supplying fuck toy

>>40224013
Very tall!

>>40224864
There is one (1) slut in this image

Which monster girls have the highest impregnation resistance?

>>40224873
lims and dark matter

>>40224802
What a terrible fate.

>>40224470
I am fine with bigger

>>40224834
if it is hip to fuck bees, then I bet I would be the coolest if i fuck the queen bee

>>40224868
It's not nice to make up rumors about people. How do you know there's a slut?

>>40224873
Lilims probably. I imagine it takes a month of straight sex to get one pregnant.

Yeah

marry foxes

>>40224920
How long does it take to do one of those? That's a lotta MG's.

>>40224543
>ass
>face
>cat parasite
>husband

>>40224936
no I will marry kot

>>40224324
>baby
>singular
Something is wrong, I feel a chill.

I'm too commer for monsters

>>40224976
coomer*

>>40224941
It took me 6 hours personally since I was also doing other stuff

I want a Lilim, Baphomet, Dragon, Youko, and Pharaoh to play the world's most sexual game of tag with me.

>>40224995
Hey buddy, I think you lost your way to facebook

>>40224834
>living that greenrealm life
>live next to a hive
>happy alarunes everywhere
>holstaurs waving as you go by
>free bottles of milk and honey left by your door every morning
>ms alarune has you bob for apples in her nectar
i could get used to this

>>40225011
exactly why bright green demon realm is the best. i would like to live in one, but move their with a wife that does not fit the enviroment like a mindflayer or apophis. still live comfy rural (writer or summoner) life.

>>40224013
one of these.

>>40223618
Automatons soon.

>>40224581
>no lipstick shot on the cuddle bug
shame, nice pic nonetheless

>>40225098
Fuck off

>>40224844
Cute money raccoons.

>40224995
I'd be best if you went back to where you came from.
people dont take your kind rather nicely 'round these parts.

>(You) are now outnumbered by the chesh

>>40225174
we'll see who is outnumbered when i knock them both up with twins

>>40225180
Some other poor sod that now has the attention of 4 cheshires
Meanwhile they still have you 2 to 1

>>40225201
oh no, the consequences of my actions

>>40225174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ue1JPFXEU

Anyways, time for a bit of chaos.

>>40225257
chaos is a cats prerogative, after all

>>40225233
Does she sing Sinatra?

I love my dragon Lucoa

>>40225269
Ah, as expected of a Nekomancer.

>>40225167
How could my cutest maid betray me like this? I love her to much to leave her, but my love for her will be forever be stained by this horrid act. Just as my bed will forever be filled with crumbs. How can our relationship ever recover when I know that she eats in the bed?

>>40225269
whered you get the gif of this?

I love hellhounds. A lot. Probably one of my favourite monsters. However, I think I've found one of the only negatives, and thats the fact that given their overwhelming lust, they're likely to just keep fuckin going after you cum. While I'm more that ok with that, the issue is, what about the cuddling after sex? If she can just keep going forever, when do we get to bask in the afterglow?

>>40225331
there's a handful up on their ci-en

>>40225357
found it just as you said it.

It is kot posting hours

Does anyone know any good side scroller monster girl games other than Zell999's, Super Monsters n' girls (or whatever it was called) and castle of temptation?

>>40225378
>it matters not know many order knights slay her
>how many edgy autists cut her down
>or even how many times she gets killed in the process of a joke.
>chesh ALWAYS wins, as she always gets the first joke in...
>...and also she'll just be back next week. the stupid cat made a deal with death.

>>40224955
No, I will marry kot

>>40225440
Cheshire vs White rabbit from MGQP, who will win??

>>40225440
>Adventuerer Anon is tormented by immortal cheshire providing "insightful" commentary (catcalling) on his journey
>Also she sneaks into his tent every night

>>40224936
no

>>40225403
super mamano sisters and eroico are kind of like budget super monsters n girls

>>40225502
Jokes on her, being in the tent just means she's getting snugged.

So very underated. Eros girls are always great.

>>40225514
Kuupid hard at work, off to get and Ignis and Firefighter next.

>>40225514
>Hit on ushi-oni at the bar
>She doesn’t say anything
>She gets up and throws me over her shoulder
>Get taken back to the rape cave

>>40225523
>chesh sneaks into tent expecting revenge rape for a million bad puns and catcalling
>instead gets cuddled and slowly pet by the sleeping anon
>she tries to fight it, but another minute... hour couldnt hurt...

>>40225542
yeah. i'd fall for an apsara, cupid, gandharva or houri easily.
i'm really surprised the big bird doesn't get more love.

Reminder to love kamaitachis

On the subject of pink girls, here is another underated girl. I love her, I love her hat, and I love her fluffy wavy frizzy hair.

>>40225291
Elma is better

Is it true dragons mellow out with age becoming less edgy?

>>40225668
No, they become depressed. Dragons only mellow out once they lay fertilized eggs.

>>40225635
No

>Oh, you mean my Cat Can?
>My Feline fanny? My Kitty Cakes?
>My massive, fat, Cheshire Ass?

>>40223651
>normal sized man
That's a manlet.

>>40225620
>There, there, you did your best!

>>40223618

I have a strong urge to steal a hellhounds silly chain bra things

>>40225781
it's too heavy, you'll never make it

>>40225781
imagine pantsing a hellhound and shoving your face right in her crotch tuft

>>40225769
>The aftermath of "I can take her in a knife fight"

>>40225791
Are they? They just look like normal metal. I figure I could easily snatch them off one

>>40225714
Wrong again

meeting your phantom wife to battle your phanom wife to save your phantom wife from your phantom wife and her army of your phantom wife in her theatre dimension, i front of an omnipresent audience consisting of your phantom wife

Would you be able to perform for your waifu while her comrades / servants / paid off miscreants / Bi-Corn other wives / random idiots cheered for her / you during the deed?

>>40225840
I guess another no

>>40225847
Encore!

>>40225929
>mara keeps saying "put your back into it"
i may need some divine intervention

>>40223673
I would fug some slugs

>>40225930
I think she is taken already

>>40226023
gib sheep gf

>>40226032
a man could get lost in those rectangles

>>40226030
I always get nervous around flayers I do not trust them

>>40226054
maybe they could change your mind

>>40224052
They are strong and firm. The chain boob is actually heavy, yet her boobs arent even pulled down and KC said the boobs outright overpower the chains "decisively" just by existing.

>>40226058
Aren’t they abusive? I am curious what being a squid feels like

>>40226074
I think you're thinking of the abyssal spider girls.

>>40225978
Would you fug a slug on a rug?

>>40225694
>dragon lays huge egg
>proceeds to curl around the egg, drapes a blanket over herself
>she refuses to move

Now what?

I have a dilemma. I want to deeply huff danuki breath, but I also want to deeply huff kiki breath.

>>40226126
Fill her with another egg. If she loves one she’ll love 2

>>40226093
Ah, well either way it is a tie between her and Shoggoth

>>40224591
Dios mío... La serpiente del pene

>>40226126
Crawl in with her.

>>40224591
>party up an exotic snake
>devour the very gods together

What's the latest fashion trend among young monsters?

>>40226221
underwear and sweatshirts

>>40226205
I would, I am sure both would appreciate the warmth

it's night time, kikimoras must be asleep

>>40226221
Reverse bunnysuits.

>>40226221
crop tops with vagina pasties

>>40226221
Full on naked with unshaven bushes.

>>40226373
My penis wouldn't take it and i'd never show my self around monsters if they do this

>>40223761
>>40223677
actually she should be either at least a head above you in height or half your size and lower. no inbetween

You can spot a monster prostitute by how modestly she's dressed. The more she's covered up, the more likely she is to be a hooker.

>>40226303
Thank god

>>40226373
that but they're wearing a hat, elbow gloves and thigh highs

>>40226411
a hat?

>>40226422
it's vital

you're not trying to solo level again, are you?

>>40224844
I want to complain loudly about how much I’ve always wanted to feel a real live raccoon tail but never had the chance to. Also I’d complain about all the debt I’m in and how desperate I am for a financial miracle.

>>40226126
assault her with egg puns

>>40226459
both of your problems can be solved by ditching everything and going innawoods

>>40226442
Party members steal exp. They have two options, I can lug around their coffins while I level or they can stay home.

>>40223618
What if MGE had Silmarils? Would MGE!Feanor not easily give up nor allow the demon Lord or the lilim daughterus get them easily?

>>40226406
I don't think there is any setting where monster prostitutes are a sensible idea
>In nearly all settings monster girls are so dangerous that nobody in their right mind would willingly approach one
>In MGE they'll marry their first client
>In other settings where monster girls aren't dangerous you wouldn't need to pay for sex

>>40226852
The setting where they act exactly like regular women

>>40226855
That's just real life.

>>40226855
That's the worst setting. I'd rather try my chance with a Shiki succubus.

Monster girl stand up comedians, who is best?

>>40226852
In MGE, almost always they marry the first client, but it's not a 100% guarantee. More like >95%. KC never gave a definitive, but knowing the nature of MGE girls, we know that it's the typical scenario.

>>40226896
Women can't do comedy for shit. So I feel like this is the sole category MGs would fail at.

>>40226908
Your unprompted sexist remarks do not erase the existence of Carol Burnett.

>>40226908
What's wrong anon? You don't find constant period "jokes" funny?

>>40226896
Any of the high intellect/charisma monsters.
A Wight would have one hell of a stand-up comprised solely of jokes about undeath.

>>40226908
Monsters are human.
Though I find the idea of a succubus trying really hard with sex jokes during her stand up but failing to get any reaction cute.

>>40226852
There are some people who are into girls with some experience, and there's a few girls who need to work for their dose of spirit energy

>>40226908
>>40226936
>Monsters are human.
I meant monsters are not human, thus you can't draw draw parallels.

>>40226952
Neither are women so what's your point?

>Anon was late to the scheduled rape session

>>40226958
Good job, you made me audibly laugh

>>40226962
If he showed up, it wouldn't be rape session now would it?

>>40226962
I'd have thought Ms. Anubis was too classy for rape. I thought she'd more likely to pursue "aggressive dating".

>>40226962
>scheduled rape
>not overtime under her desk
must be a poorly disguised hellwan

>>40227019
>My tongue, mouth and face are tired, can I go home now?
>.

>>40227046
>No
>you're coming home with me

You cannot escape the scheduledog, just give in and enjoy the ! !

>>40227066
Well fuck, should have guessed there was something weird about that suspiciously general
>and other tasks
point in the employee obligations section of my contract

>>40227186
>Well when do you get off duty?

>>40227186
Pharaoh wanted to send her loyal CC guard into retirement by having her guard a popular tourist attraction, but the dumb schedule dog won't take the hint and keeps doing her job properly.

Reminder to never show weakness in hagville unless you're trying to break the world record for the getting adopted speedrun.
The current record is 9.26 seconds.

>>40227291
>The current record is 9.26 seconds.
What's the story behind that?

>>40227328
A man was tricked into calling a fox hag "mama".
8 of those seconds were her struggling to get the pre-signed adoption papers out of her bag.

>>40227369
I want to sneak in and shave her tails as a prank.

>>40227186
I wanna sniff anubis breath

>Fraternal twin anubi
>One palace guard
>One palace priestess
Imagine the fun of being married to both of them!

>>40227369
fluff overload

>>40227476
Sorry, I already pledged myself to the dayshift and nightshift Anubis twins.

>>40226952
maybe the real monster girl was society all along...

I want a laidback spellcaster for my party.

Speaking of height, do you think being warriors Ochis are tall? (monsterization might have made them taller and a lot of them likely used a male body as a base anyway) or they are Japan women size?

>>40227574
>She offers to cast sleep on you every night so that you can enjoy restful sleep regardless of the place
>You always wake up with a moist crotch

>>40227265
>>40227265
This, I demand follow up where she rides him or at the very least is seen carrying him to her room

You WILL be paired with Order heroines or human realm heroines. And you WILL like it. You do get a girlfriend indeed, be happy.

>>40227604
idk if i had an ochi would be an ochi beetle

>>40227604
>zipangese warriors
Absolute womanlets

>>40227604
>and a lot of them likely used a male body as a base anyway
the fuck?

>>40227628
more like
You WILL go back to /tg/
and you WILL stay there

You may not like it, but this is the ideal female body

>This incel thread again

>>40227672
No, I'm pretty sure the ideal female body is flat and less than 4 feet tall.

>>40227652
They are made from fallen Samurai warriors, Zipangu is very traditional, former mamono lord era likely more so. So its likely most of the Ochis were reanimated from male samurais.

>>40227604
Considering that if they are made from dudes it's probably ancient ones, they are probably shorter than even modern jap women. They probably top out at 150cm at the absolute max.

>>40227673
post timestamped image of your developed chin, your squat rack, your high-paying job, your loving parents and your beautiful wife.

>>40227530
So tag team couple?
One gets you during the day, the other at night.

>>40227760
Yes, they're busy with work.

>>40227672
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

New plant girl doujin:
https://exhentai.org/g/2248612/ca7c6f9ad3/
Hikinuite Mandrake | Uprooting a Lovestruck Mandrake

>>40227771
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>40227743
>Protectionfag chats with Tanuki merchant about his tastes
>She says she wants to introduce him to a warrior friend of hers, an Ochimusha
>Tanuki arrives with Ochi
>"G-greetings Aruji-dono, it will be my pleasure to protect you."
>He sees she is a full head shorter than him
>Proceeds to laugh his ass off

>>40227708
>So its likely most of the Ochis were reanimated from male samurais.
you fags dont even try to hide the fact that you know nothing about the setting, do you?

>>40227790
No

>>40227845
>Warriors of Zipangu called “bushi” who died with regrets but were revived by yokai energy dwelling in their corpses.

Unless you think Zipangu has a very sizable pool of female human warriors, cant see how that's wrong. If they could be created from normal zombies with Zipangu mamono mana, then there wouls be enough numbers to create them exclusively from female corpses.

>>40227867
>cant see how that's wrong.
because you dont know the most fundamental rule of the setting to which alps and skeletons are the only exceptions

>>40227879
Well, then explain where do all those female human warrior corpses come from in traditional male centric Zipangu, unless you want to argue Ochis are very rare MGs.

>>40227905
the same way zombies do you fucking idiot

>>40227939
They all come from zombie alps?

>>40227905
>traditional male centric Zipangu
you do know kunoichi exist, right? warrior women are nothing unique to the setting, male-centric or otherwise.

>>40227942
you're kinda tipping your hand that you're arguing in bad faith, buddy

>"Is that a handgun you got in your pocket or you happy to see me, eh? Handgun eh? Don't you know it's illegal to own handguns here in Winterstown, eh? Surrender your gun, eh!"

>>40227961
>a fucking leaf

>>40227961
My right to bear arms SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.

What are political issues in monster girl world? Finding husbands? Dealing with disputes? What do the rulers talk about when they give speeches?

Requesting pictures of monster girls dancing. Shoggs are preferred but any appreciated.

>>40227999
consequences not being lethal doesnt mean court intrigue wont be a thing. Probably for all the same reasons its done in other media and irl, done by the same kind of perpetrators no less

>>40227982
I now desire a weapon fanatic beargirl.

>>40225098
creepy robo maid guy is better than whats going on here

Need fat doppelass

Reminder that only evil monsters have red eyes thus shirohebis are evil

>>40228778
Good girls have black sclera, which overrules the red eyes.

>>40228778
If they’re so evil and to be avoided why am I so attracted to glowing eyes huh?

>>40229170
You must be evil too.

>>40229170
t. future Basilisk husband

>>40229190
But I just want to live a peaceful life away from the majority of people, there’s no way I’m evil.
>>40229231
They are pretty cute.

Kelpies. That is all.

>isekai'd to MGE deep into Order territry
>get captured by some human mage
>threatens to report me to Order if I try to escape from her
>not like I could anyway, because she bound me with magic
>after a few days of research she decides that the only thing I am good for is being a mana battery
>get repeatedly drained via sex for a month not being allowed to leave her basement
>one day she suddenly starts acting much nicer
>she also seems to look a lot better, her breasts must have grown by at least 3 sizes
>all that draining and sex ended up causing monsterization and turned her into a dark mage

Everyone out grilling?

>>40228778
That is incorrect, this lovely girl right here has red eyes and do you think she has a single evil bone in her body?

>>40229493
mamonoobama fixes everything, even h*man women

>>40230280
Just woke up myself, celebrating fathers day with the folks, watching some F1, and celebrating my Bday all in one go.

Just need a monster wife and the day would be perfect.

>>40227961
>>40227972
>>40227982
Reminder, Winterstown talks shit about the United Federation treating it's indigenous/native population like garbage. Yet they themselves have treated the original natives of their lands arguably much worse. Typical Winterstown Leafs!

>>40230396
With a monster wife, it'd be wild celebrating your birthday and father's day at the same time. Happy birthday, Anon.

>>40230516
Thanks but we're just celebrating it today as its when the whole family will be together.
My actual birthday is two weeks from now and we won't be able to meet due to other events going on (Vacations and surgeries)

>>40229493
Shame she turned into the worst girl. It's like KC took a witch and thought "huh, how do I make this even worse?"

>>40228778
>White hair means powerful
>Red eyes means evil
Hebis are quite dangerous.

>>40228973
>Good girls have black sclera
You mean aggressive rapists.

>>40230499
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22united+federation%22
Begone

Remember, in the lands of monster girls they'll make even single men celbrate fathers day.
Mostly by making them into fathers that day.

>>40230617
I mean good girls.

>>40224581
What's going on in this pic? Why dude has cupid arrows? Why is there a seething ryu?

>>40229493
>It's not like I like you or anything
>You are just my battery
>I turned you into a little boy just to make you take up less space
>hmpf

>>40230710
Good tsundere monster girls are impossible to say no to

Living in the Royal Makai means you have to listen to a Top Brass Mamono's public speech for another sweeping executive order

ded

I told you not to stay up so late...
Baka ningen...

>>40227530
! ! ! !

>>40231353
but them sexy and scary demons in the corner of my eyes tho...

>>40231514
Is this the official elven navy uniform?

>>40231554
No, this is.

>>40227291
I wish to live and play pranks on the residents of hagville

>>40231353
I don't want to sleep at night, I want to look at busty werebats.

>>40231636
go to the belt store and you can have all the werebats and minotaurs you want

>>40223618

she’s on pharaoh mandated vacation.
What a terrible thing

>>40231353
Cant' gotta shitpost

You'd wear a collar for your wife right anon? It'd be such a shame if you got lost without one.

>>40223871
TINY

>>40231704
! !

>>40224941
it took me 10 fucking hours.

imagine jiangshi wock