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jungle tummy

What's so special about Ocel's waists? Its just a belly, like every other MG .

Huge vanilla-flavored girls with absolutely no pigment!

>>40205355
I love my jub jub harpy wife meiya! I want to cuddle her tightly!

how do I get a monsterwife

>>40205386
just put an add in the paper

>>40205387
That's a very cute bird.

>>40205387
Anon she's drooling, I think she has brain damage.

A slime made of sugar-free but extremely sweet sludge that tastes exactly like buttery chocolate fudge cake mixed with chocolate ice cream inside a blender, right down to the texture too!

Fat old snakes

greenworms....how about redworms? or blueworms? or even brownworms!

>>40205414
don't be mean.

>>40205454
old, milfy monsters are very powerful...human men need to be their dildos...

Gentlemen, I am putting together a team. A team that will make us all rich by tricking the backward savages of the southern jungles into bringing us right to their city of gold.
Well be rich before the week is over, and back home living like kings before the month is out.

>>40205506
>old, milfy monsters are very powerful...human men need to be their loving husbands...

>>40205509
count me in

>>40205383
>>40205454
>>40205531
I have the sickness for the thickness

>>40205509
Im going too

>>40205453
There's all kinds of caterpillars, so I imagine there's also plenty of different greenworms. There could be mofu greenworms and ones with venom. There's butterflies that drink blood, so maybe there's even vampire greenworms.

Are there any hellhound werewolves? Like girls who turn into a hellhound at sight of the moon

>>40205676
ur mum

Ocelomehs are good kots

>>40205679
I always wondered why dad kept mom in a cage at night

>>40205387
Lewds when?

One last rapekot before bed

>>40205676
A better question is if there are werekikis.

>>40205694
>monster girl petting zoo
>in theory it's supposed to foster tolerance by allowing people to safely interact with rape-y species
>in reality it's just a dating space for monsters with submissive tendencies

>There is a house in New Monleans
>They call the Rising Wan

>>40205694
Isn't this a multi part?

>>40205734
>Mom tells you to go to bed before the moon comes out each night
>Always do what she says cause she's your mom
>Wake up with the need to use the bathroom
>Break mom's rule
>On your way back to your room you hear sweeping
>It's getting closer
>Sprint back to your room and slam the door behind you
>Hide under your bed
>Sweeping stops at your door and hear your door open
>Watch as bird heels clack around your room fixing your sheets and fluffing your pillow
>When she leaves you sneak back into your bed
>It's really comfy and warm

>>40205734
>Anon has a boring human girlfriend
>she's a lazy neet
>except for once a month on the night of the full moon
>she's just laying around playing games, and it happens
>feathers come out of her wrists
>tail sprouts out of her pants
>her clothes begin to morph into a maid outfit
>her mind blurs and all that is left is a dark desire
>a desire to clean
>she awakes to find her house spotless
>Anon lays in bed defeated, dick limp, balls empty
>she did it again
>this is her curse
>she's told him that she's looking for a cure, but it's a lie
>she longs for those nights, treasures them
>the sight of Anon's exhausted body after one of her nights always fills her with both pride and shame
>deep down she wishes she could have every morning be like this
>she's too terrified of losing Anon to admit it though
>she's lucky
>she doesn't know how Anon could ever love a monster like her
>Anon secretly looks up ways to make the change permanent

Why do harpies look prettier and hotter with short hair?

>>40206126
why are you molesting her belly button with ice cream

>>40206126
I like harpies as spunky teens with short hair and lithe bodies. I'll never understand sticking fat on them that mommyfags do

If it was not for the house husband part I would love ocelomeh

>>40206268
What are you, gay

This world needs rape correction.

>>40206319
gays would be the "men" who want to do a kikimora's job

>>40206379
Ye you gay

>>40206383
that's cute kiki, now back to the kitchen

How is that the amazonian bunnies from ff are never mentioned?

>>40206319
No I'm not, I work in the army and I would like to keep doing so. I'm not a maid or a a cook.

>>40206411
>He would rather die for the elite than cook for his waifu
What is wrong with you?

>>40206418
Simple :
If mamono take over we will shoot silver realm bullets. It would be just a big airsoft game.
If not, I will die and get a chance to go in mamono realm of heaven.

>>40206407
because this isnt /vg/

>>40206407
becuase no one here cares for the games those girls are in

What kind of gacha games would monster girls make? Would they be about collecting husbandos? Or would they be more traditional RBGs

>>40206407
Probably the same reason we don't talk about the space elves, robots or artificial half-dragons from PSO.

>>40206436
>>40206505
Just saying because they're what these threads always headcanon Mirko as. Mirko is a womanlet.

>>40206653
maybe something like gundams, build your own husbando, alternate forms and outfits, super saiyan edition, etc

>oops I slipped

>>40206418
Nothing and you're a fag for thinking otherwise

We are all househusbands and stay-at-home dads here.
You WILL be domesticated.

>>40207099
This, know your place (in the kitchen and in the bedroom)

>>40207099
i'm going to make a cute lunchbox for a baphomet while also peeling apples for her

>>40207099
Nah, Im alpha enough to mere my dragon. You keep your headcanon to yourself

>>40206653
Some you girls are alright, don't go to Midway tomorrow.

>>40207099
Fuck off with this gay femdom shit, I'm only here because I like cute monster girls.

>>40207099
I welcome our new overladies.

>>40207099
>>40206319
Sorry but while the girl taking the lead every once in a while is fine with me straight up femdom makes me limper than a Niko style user.

>>40207178
I have enough ruined relationships to know I need the girl on top

Sunset invasion time!

>>40207221
Taking care of your wife and healing her after work is not femdom anon.

>>40207289
role reversal also isn't really my thing

>>40205355
wtf there a giant ocelomeh behind them

>>40207099
No, because it's a bad end for me, faggot

>>40207289
also there's an extremely heavy link between male female role reversal and the femdom fetish so it's not like referring to it a femdom is nonsensical

>>40207099
I want to say no but I've got no love for my job, I don't like leaving the house, and I've spent like 3/4 of my life taking care of other family member's kids. Assuming the monsterization of society doesn't lead to me finding a better job, house husband is looking like a pretty good fit. I'm not doing the naked apron though.

I want to sniff Alp panties

>>40207099
Sorry anon, Inari and Youko don't allow the househusband route for long

>>40207099
Based and this

>>40207099
no time for a job when you're married to a mino

>ywn be pinned down in the loli van and forced to run your hands all over little girls

Nah, honestly I'll keep femdom to the bedroom

>>40207566

>>40207567
Nah, I'll keep femdom to everywhere except my job.

Wow, I REALLY shouldn't stick my penis in there.
...HOWEVER

>>40205414
I think she's just hungry.
>>40205453
>blueworms
I like those.

>>40205920
Yes.

I have a kink with fancy, cute, big , or silly hats

What spot do you think your favorite monster girl would enjoy getting massaged/petted the most? For my Greenworm, it's her soft squishy antennae.

Kenkou Cross needs to make a gun monster girl

>>40207736
I'm going for belly rubs.

>>40207748
Getting your hands on sone nice firm Jinko tummy

New girl when

>>40207744
Gun are for humans, don't take out our only advantages

>>40207786
Gets delayed by a week whenever someone asks.

>>40207736
I'm pretty sure I know exactly where my Holstaur wife would most enjoy being massaged, which is convenient because that's where I'd try to keep my hands as often as possible.

>>40207744
automaton has a gun

>>40207788
Uh oh

>>40207800
The horns of course

>>40207800
the hooves!

>>40207099
Femdom is gay and the absolute state of the real world is proof that women should hold 0 power in society.

>>40207788
It's already too late.

>>40207833
They're just so tempting.
>>40207843
Also good.

>>40207846
It's your fault for associating 3dpd to 2d women

>>40207736
osmeterium aren't antenna

>>40207822
I still maintain that she should have been Revolver Ocelomeh.

>>40207736
Maybe either horns or mouth tentacles

>>40207846
I'd attribute state of the world to things other than woman emancipation, but let's not go there.

We've all seen putin's price hike now let's get ready for putin's portals.

>>40207901
I want to visit 4mon /pol/

>>40207879
Yeah but antenna sure is easier to spell and visualize

>>40207920
i want to 4mon /hag/ or better yet, /humanboy/

>>40207892
Poke the mouth tentacles anon.

I always thought this image was based on that blind shota and hellhound story

>>40207736
Back rubs while hugging

>>40207935
yeah. is it not?

>>40207935
being turned into a shota wouldn't really be so bad

I want a lilim to make me cum myself dry just from inserting my cock in her pussy.

>>40207976
Yeah, my reasoning is because its the only period in my life where I felt happy, now I'm just old ugly bastard truck driver

>>40207934
i do do that, but scartch behind the horns, which makes her legs betray how straight faced she tries to be

>>40207996
>now I'm just old ugly bastard truck driver
How to make a sabbath girl soak her panties with just one sentence

>>40208026
the sabbath really is perfect

>>40207996
Bogie could help you feel childlike happiness again without turning you into a shota.
>>40208018
Shaman or undead?

Please post automatons

>>40207935
>that blind shota and hellhound story
where can i find it?

>>40208041
yes

>>40207976
Yeah, I wouldnt mind it either but I would like to switch between the two states to mess with poeple

>>40207846
3dpd =/= 2d.
outside of the obvious bit, the whole point of MGE is to more or less flip the roles completely while not resulting in this situation.
now if you wanna keep thinking in terms of 3d, go to /d/ or /trash/

We're having a sale, soon. Stay cool and dry, fellow monster-enjoyers. This weather is brutal, lately.

>>40207976
it's nice for size difference but she could just be really big too.

>>40207846
Thought retards like you had left years ago

>>40208093
>the whole point of MGE is to more or less flip the roles completely
>the vast majority of mgs are subs
its fine if you like femdom, just dont try to push it as a standard

>>40208059
https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A%2Ffolder%2FWmxSRTKQ=
it's alex and eris

>>40208169
Dunno how that got fucked up,
Go to the mega archive on the op and
MGE > Fan Stories > PRW

>>40206126
Simple aerodynamics Anon.

>>40208167
there is more to a relationship than just sub/dom
now take your retardation somewhere else.

>>40208143
size difference is one of my favorite kinks honestly, espeically paired with thiccer monsters that have that venus body type

>>40208128
Big fat croc tats.

>>40207976
i'm not sure if oneesans should be trusted with size sliders

>>40208179
>>40208169
thanks

I'm going to learn necromancy, scavenge battlefields recent and long forgotten to raise mighty warriors as bodyguards, minions, and wives.

>>40208093
This is not the whole point and you know it, dirty kike. Why are you lying, to justify that you have no ego or will ?

>>40208353
Take the creepy pill.

>>40207736
minotaur biceps, I think
or maybe that's where I would enjoy doing the petting

>>40208279
The "my arms are too short for my sleeves" look is very effective shotacon bait, avoid at all costs

>>40208389
>Spooky witch peeking out from her camp, giggling as you pick through a forgotten keep filled with fallen warriors.
>All while her ghoul bodyguards sit around, bored as she engages in her new pasttime of watching.

>>40208054
LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE

>>40208218
yes but you're not posting the "more" part, you're pushing femdom. Why dont you take the first step and post about the other parts of a relationship with a mg?

>>40208442
He can't because he is literally a fag with no ego

>>40208431
I Have a Mouth and I Must Cum (i am being raped by a robot help)

>>40208388
i dont think you quite understood what i meant by "flip the roles"
did you not turn to MGE because you are tired of this world in some form?
>>40208442
quite literally everything that could be possible with a normal relationship except now you also have monster parts to work with.
but i know how people like you work - you see a female and only think "har har imagine dominating her"

>>40208389
Those damned lolis are using my weakness to undead against me!

>>40208093
>>40208551
The point of MGE is "everybody gets a happy ending" not "femdomfags get a happy ending"

>>40208623
Take the ultimate maledom girl, a loli who doesn't even realize you've fucked her virginity away a thousand times before

>>40208638
not into lolis

LET
ME
IN

>>40208651
ok then, umi osho

>>40208651
not YET into lolis

>>40208623
and thats exactly what i meant by knowing how people like you work. you can ONLY think in dom/sub scenarios, making you take "flip the roles" out of context by forcing you to think of it as "hur dur he only wants femdom!!!"

>>40208654
not my type

>>40208659
given that's where the reply chain started, yes. You have absolutely no fucking idea what you're screeching about

>>40208670
stay at home dad =/= femdom
try again retard

>>40208093
Role reversal is just extra gay femdom

>>40208665
>don' like turtles (not racist, just don like em)

>>40208672
>You WILL be domesticated.
>not femdom
m8 just stfu, you've embarrassed yourself more than usual already

>>40208551
A "normal relationship" is literally maledom. Abnormalcy being the new normal in [current year] doesn't make it normal.

>>40208685
you are telling ME to shut up despite being the one to start this whole mess by complaining in the first place?
oh please, go back to /d/

Taller is better.

>>40205355

>>40208734

I just want a normal healthy loving relationship without any of this maledom femdom fetish shit

>>40208734
short is where its at

>>40208551
Yes I'm but the idea of a home dad is part of the shitty things who made this world

>>40208749
I want to write on a mamono dating site that I am looking for noblewomen that are at least 2m tall.

>>40208717
I hate normal relationships like I hate normal women.
They have no emotion.

>>40208755
Right? Stop demanding everything be put into your neat little boxes you fucking autists

Does anyone have any good yeti stories? I remember reading one awhile ago about a yeti coming back from a foreign school or something and making up with her childhood friend and I really enjoyed it. I just can’t seem to remember who wrote it to find it again. Any other nice yeti stories would be cool too.

>>40208811
Can't go wrong with Magus's, but unfortunately I don't remember the one you're talking about

>>40208798
But anon. Could Druella beat Goku?

>>40207099
I work while Ushi wife watches the kids
We make dinner together, and homeschool the kids
We're a team, not dominant over one another

>>40208911
She can beat me off.

>>40208928
gottem

junglekot

>>40208054

>>40208717
see thats exactly the thing. do you seriously think most people here want a one sided relationship like that?
one person pulling all the weight while the other is used as nothing more than a tool?
thats not a "happy ending", thats just depressing.
i suppose i should have said rather than "flips the roles" that MGE breaks the constraint.
but the reason why most people turn to MGE is because we are tired of this world, it has become a burden.
the average female is shit tier, the rich elite have made it impossible to truly be "stay at home" anything unless the other member got extremely lucky, freedom is constantly being chipped away with no place to run to, men only being loved if they have a value while EVERYTHING ELSE gets to go along and be loved for just being what they are.
this world is shit and one sided. and i cant speak in certainty, but i think almost everybody here wouldnt mind just being taken away to MGE and have their burdens and concerns relieved by monsters for the rest of their lives

plus, have you even looked the threads or did you just come in here to bitch?
shota, hags, rape, and buff/strong monsters more or less dominate the thread, with the second largest after those being loli. and even thats more along the lines of a parental instinct rather than some form of domination.
females being in some form of superior role is definitely the majority in the thread. you are the odd one out by complaining about femdom.

>>40209039
>more along the lines of a parental instinct rather than some form of domination.
I strongly disagree. I want those lolis to rape the shit out of me.

>>40209061
lolidom is the best

>>40209093
>>40209074
They are going to get sunburn

>>40208852
Aw dang, thanks anyways. Hopefully somebody else will come along that might remember.

>>40209039
>the second largest after those being loli
>more along the lines of a parental instinct
No I'm pretty sure it's lust and sex appeal, parental instinct being far down in the second place.

>>40208718
>maledom is /d/
Huh, and here I thought you couldnt sink any lower.

Something seems off about my new cat and I can’t quite put my finger on it…

>>40209213
>cant put my finger on it
you have to put it right where she is scratching

>>40209237
Right through the heart hole

I want a lilim to ohoho at me while she is raping me.

>>40209039
>and even thats more along the lines of a parental instinct rather than some form of domination.
Have you not seen the threads as of late?
someone posts lolis, then another guy posts the sabbath, moral puritans freak out, and then start hagposting because newfags are still mentally children
lolis have always been sexual in mge. and yet for some reason, posting about them and sabbath became verboten, very recently. Wonder why?

>>40209213
My goal in life is to get monsters to put some damn clothes on

>>40209277
>Lilim trains you to cum when she Ohohoho’s

>>40207516
Are you kidding?
Between the two species they have a ridiculous amount of variety.

>>40209290
Its literally just one dude who posts about loli almost at whenever and is always the same fucking format and usually about the same fucking things

>>40209300
I want them to wear less
Even if MGC only has one nudist beach, the whole city ought to be a nudist colony!

>>40208942
That poor Spanish conquistador is being violated by some savage native Aztec Kot!
Sounds nice.

>>40209337
Uh oh the normalfag is getting angry

>>40209337
There are only four people here. Gazerann, the jubjub guy, the pedo, and bugboi

>>40209355
There's 63 technically

>>40209354
no, I dont mind loli, It just so happens he says the same things over and over and over again and it kinda gets annoying after a while

>>40209374
all me

>>40209300
I'm going to kidnap a zombie and force her to wear all sorts of cute outfits.

>>40209355
Is that you, Kikifag? Go back to /tg/

Oh boy are the puritans here again?

>>40209393
The real schizo was inside (you) all along.

>>40209370
Soul marriage? So soon?
Yes

>>40209417
I will marry the whole Sabbath!!!!!!!!

>>40209460
Bogie may be slow but that’s kinda harsh.

>>40209445
The real schizo were the friends we made along the way

>>40209460
Are things going to get based again?

>>40209039
Understood, if I don't like femdom or being dominated, I don't belong here. My bad for not being a spineless fag like you

>>40209608
way to miss the point, retard.
but yes, you dont belong here.

>>40209608
This is your brain on maledom.

>>40209632
>shota, hags, rape, and buff/strong monsters more or less dominate the thread, with the second-largest after those being loli. and even thats more along the lines of a parental instinct rather than some form of domination.
>females being in some form of superior role is definitely the majority in the thread. you are the odd one out by complaining about femdom.
>you are the odd one out by complaining about femdom.

You write it, just here, dumb nigger

>>40209608
For a guy that claims to hate femdom, you sure to cry like a bitch.
Seriously, go read some Asanagi if you hate women that much.

I want to go ballroom dancing with a Lilim. I don't care if she tries to seduce me the whole dance.

>>40209394
I've had dreams of being bitten by this thing. The kind of lewd and erotic nibbling you'd expect from a vampire or lover with a better mental capacity for this sort of thing.

>>40209669
I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy and false pretense but enough derailing I guess

why can't we just get along like usual?

>>40207099
Disgusting, husband and wife running a store or office together is the best

>>40209417
Who could dislike lolis?

>>40209722
>along like us
>along us
>amogus
sus

>>40209663
see this is why you dont belong here.
you cant understand that you can not like something but also not complain about it.
so please, get >>>/out/

>>40209722
Thread has become decidedly unsexy again. This place always sucks when there aren't enough horny posters.

Which monsters other than centaurs would fit into a horde of mounted steppe archers?

>>40209750
Elves who also ride the centaurs

>>40209732
>>40209748
like seriously usually the femdom and maledom fags get along fine or at least don't bother each other. what triggered thos outburst of autism on both sides?

>>40209750
You know, now that I think about it, there aren't any MG's I know of that have a steppe theme. There needs to be more Central Asian Monster Girls.

When the portals open I'm going to grab all the cool monsters uncontested because you dipshits will be too busy arguing over which of Dormouse's pubes is the best to sniff or whatever the fuck else

>>40209765
the post with the most replies in thread, about being a househusband
aside from that, look at this cute froggy!

>>40209735
You do the same thing with maledom but yeah double standard I guess

Get in the bath

>>40209789
boop

>>40209765
Probably a false flag from the usual shitters.

>>40209765
>>40207846
very blatant ignorance of the setting.

>>40209796
Quit messing around and get in the tub

>>40209765
Like I said, peace can only be maintained through horny.
Consider these thick thighs. Will you rest on your laurels as she sits in your lap and grinds you until you splurt, and then let her rip off your pants and bonce ronce till you're dry? Or will you take the initiative and force her to the ground, plowing her plump rear while your fingers twiddle her tits until she's a quivering mess?
Sexy pin-ups and imagination is the way to go.

>>40209789
>>40209796
I'm gonna bathe with a Jinko.
>>40209808
Must be. I wanna be a househusband of a strong monster and I'm not gonna shit on a guy who wants a housewife.

Now that Tera is dying, are you upset that Elin will no longer be a thing til Tera 2?

But aren't monster girls just cuter when they're all muffled and helpless?

>>40209663
>people like thing?!?! how dare they like thing and not thing i like?!!!???!
you are the odd one out by complaining and not posting things you like instead. 4chan is boomerang theory in practice: whatever shit you give it is the shit you'll receive ten-fold.

thus i will give this thread a dog-girl playing sports

>>40209786
that is a very cute frog indeed

>>40209876
>Now that Tera is dying
Hasn't it been doing that for a good while now?

IA! IA SHUB-NIGGURATH! THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!
I want to join the Onee-Sabbath.

>>40209876
wildstars aurin were cuter

>>40209890
also i just noticed the artist forgot her tail so here's another dog-girl cheering her favorite sports team, this time with a tail
i need more comfy sports monstergirls and i hate that kemonomimi girls is the best i got

Wight got into FGO!

>>40209902
Yeah, but it's officially shutting down the 30th of this month.

>>40209861
yeah I'm not a househusband guy but I don't give a shit about other people wanting to be one on here, whatever floats their boat as they say.

>>40209916

>>40209932
THEN STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT IT YOU GOT DAMN AUTIST

I just want a cute Alice.

>>40209945
what the fuck are you talking about you schizo

>>40209945
I didn't complain about it, I just said that you're a spineless fag for liking it and you chimp out

>>40209959
and now this guy is pretending to be me to stir shit

>>40209309
>she ohohoho's even more whenever you cum
>get caught in a feedback loop

>>40205355
Reminder all cats like to be spanked, it's just some will return the favor with interest

Any plans for lunch break, Anon? Maybe eating at your desk? Eating something at your desk? Over a desk? Bending over a desk? Anon?

>>40209968
I'm not you, I'm me and his message was directed toward me, glowy.

>>40209945
>>40209959
actually now that I think about it there's a good chance that you two are actually the same person playing both sides to stir shit

>>40209985
fuck off shitposting cunt

This is by far the best and most unrealistic thing about monster girls

>>40206407
>>40206407
I love them

>>40209998

Have you donated blood today?

>>40209987

>>40209854
Speaking of horny, that's not my business, but I hope Jubfag is gonna commission Axem one day, he definitely can do the birb justice.

>>40210024
>implying that means anything in a time where even pajeets know how to inspect element

>>40210007
doctors recommend half a year to a full year break between blood donations. i want monster girl magic to change that so i could have a simple source of income.

ok so lets all agree to not compare monsters to real women in order to avoid this in the future.

>>40210076
please stop dragging this out

>>40210053
>spoiler
You slut

>>40209982
Don't fall for it. A cat's retaliation is not to be taken lightly. She'll knead, claw, and spank your bum until you're red. Even if you can resist the pain (and pleasure, nyaughty boy) as it happens, that's just the start of the cat's little trap.
Imagine a week of being too sore to sit on your ass. You can try resting on your side or your front, but that will just expose you to another round of her playing the bongos nya.
No, your best shot is to get down on your knees and rest your groin against something soft and plush and gropable. Just don't act surprised when your pecker gets wedged between her cheeks, and ultimately lodged deep within her folds. Just remember to lean forwards so you don't land on that sore tush once your hips give out from all the plapping, nyahahaha.

>>40210156
That's why you tie her arms behind her back and go berserk on her ass.

>>40210156
Disgusting

I didn't do nothin'.

>>40210242
that's why she's angry. you could have proven your warrior spirit by raping her while she was (pretending to be) asleep and vulnerable but you didn't. and now she's gonna fuck the coward out of you.

>>40210242
she needs pants

What is the MGE equivalent of an elderly crone?

>>40210262
That's not how a warrior does it. Proper warrior would do it while she's fully awake.

>>40210302

>>40209984
Eating (out) (You) under the desk

>>40210312
this baphomet has been waiting over ten thousand years to meet her soulmate(me)

Since these baphomets are really old and pre demon lord does that mean they might have been dudes before?

>>40209984
You're on a diet, fatty.

>>40210302
Any non-loli species

>>40209039
I'm not into femdom or being dominated, I just want someone I can be myself around instead of being the mask you're required to have at all times ever.

>>40209417
Lolis will always be inferior to tall voluptuous hags. Both figuratively and literally.

>>40210312
why are all these goats so smug
what do they know that we dont

>>40210334
You wish they were just dudes

>Baphomet is a symbol of balance in various occult and mystical traditions, originating with the Gnostics and Templars,[3] although occasionally purported to be a deity or a demon. Since 1856 the name Baphomet has been associated with the "Sabbatic Goat" image drawn by Éliphas Lévi,[4] composed of binary elements representing the "symbolization of the equilibrium of opposites":[1] half-human and half-animal, male and female, good and evil, etc.[2] Lévi's intention was to symbolize his concept of balance, with Baphomet representing the goal of perfect social order.[2]

Most likely some kind of existential horror on the level of biblically accurate angels

>>40210416
With a description like that I'm surprised they aren't chaos monsters that turn their husbands into scythes

Does your wife prefer you moaning louder than her?

>>40210545
cats purr

>>40209417
>Loli Dryad with a Sabbath's worth of "friends' to introduce you to

>>40210302
Monstergirls may grow up, but they don't grow old. This is in the Encyclopedia.

>>40210387
Intimate knowledge of the weaknesses of man. How to corrupt not just the human body, but the mind, heart, and soul.

>>40210666
I'd like a Baphomet to demonstrate that knowledge on me.

>>40210373
Imagine a gf this cuddly

>>40210676
Of course you would, you little slut

>>40210708
Of course I would. I'd like an audience of some of the girls in her Sabbath as well - for research purposes, you know.

Having seen that Alice is a yandere in the upcoming mobage Grimlight I am now in favor of seeing a yandere Alice rampaging through MGE Wonderland leaving a trail of destruction in her wake as she looks for her boyfriend.

Are you okay, anon?

How do I stop falling for those return to monke memes and fucking a kakuen?

>>40205355

>>40210774
Appreciate technology and marry an Automaton.

>>40210774
Sounds like your are dealing with a lot of stress. Try spanking the monkey to calm yourself down.

>>40210834
no
im dying

>>40205355

>>40210834
I've never been okay. Who this?

How would mamono regard circumcision? Could incubization repair the damage?

>>40210933
yes

>>40205676
Heckhunds have stories they tell to scare young heckpuppers onto the path to domestic rape-bliss.
>the were-hund who transforms into a horrendous uncontrollable 3D during the waning of the moon

I'll say it.
Both hags and loli are inferior to same-age childhood friend monsters

>>40211020
sorry but childhood friend always loses

>>40211020
>tfw no childhood friend woofer

It's Mega Mander Monday, and that means it's time for a salamander story! I hope you guys like this, I had a lot of fun writing it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39707253

On a side note, it sounds like a few works didn't make the transition from pastebin to Ao3. If you know any, let me know. Going to write one more piece I had in mind, then I'll probably take a round of requests.

>>40211112
aww yiss a magus story

>>40210933
Infant/child circumcision? With sheer horror and remorse, and mobilization of military force to end it wherever they can.
Voluntary adult circumcision? They'd probably just consider it a fetish thing.

>>40211124
>They'd probably just consider it a fetish thing.
No, they'd consider it a mental illness and try to put a stop to it.

>>40210933
There is no good reason for circumcision in the modern day. Any medical issues it's supposed to solve can be cured without removing the foreskin. It's only really done because of religious tradition, and puritan nutjobs that think sexual gratification is evil.
>Could incubization repair the damage?
It should, restoring proper feeling to the penis is definitely something mamono mana can solve.

>>40211333
The only ones who should even be practicing it due to "religious tradition" should be jews and muslims anyways.

>>40211347
she cute

>>40211043
>>40211020
These are good posts

>>40211341
That's what I meant. "Christians" who practice circumcision may as well refrain from eating pork, since both of those were supposed to be done away with.

>>40211341
It's only an American tradition because of Dr. Kellogg. It has nothing to do with religion here, just a mad scientist who wanted to find ways to dissuade people from sex. He also used acid to desensitize clitorises, and encouraged eating bland foods like corn flakes to destroy the libido.

>>40211422
he would be considered a war criminal in MGE...

>>40211464
kek

You DO read all the messages of the fallen right? You aren’t some dumb raped speedrunners right?

>>40205355
The new Roomba models sure have a lot of bells and whistles.

>>40211422
Man if he thought it was bad back then imagine if he saw United States culture now

>>40205454
this is fat to you?

>>40210270
Took me a second. Bravo

>Show your pharaoh gf the Sopranos
>Doesn't like it at first but quickly becomes obsessed
>She starts dressing and talking talking like a New Jersey mob wife
>Brutally rapes you every time you "visit one of your whores" (go out for groceries)

>>40205355

>>40211020
how do i get a childhood monstergirl friend when i'm an old ass man already?

>>40211486
Yeah, messages like "Try jumping" next to a bottomless and topless snake pit or "fatty"
>>40211569
Your Nurarihyon wife has been with you since childhood, can't you remember?

>>40211486
What if Let Me Solo Her is actually a monster girl behind the screen and the whole popularity is a scheme to trick players into fighting high level monsters half-naked?

Its harder to rape men that are circumsized due to the lack of gliding motion, true story. The lack of sensitivity means they can't go for an instant loss attack either.
I feel bad for all the anons that will never get to experience their monster wife mocking their phismotic cocks

>>40211601
what

Do you think MGs literally raping gay men straight could happen in some scenarios?

>>40211601
If zombies can regrow a womb, men can probably regrow a bit of skin.

>>40211601
Have you seen how monster girls practically walk around leaking juices from their nether regions? I think there's going to be plenty of gliding there anyway

>>40211633
After, yes

>>40211601
Given the healing properties of mamono mana, I do wonder if having a MG wife would undo circumcision.

>>40211647
When the portals open many shall get emergency healing blowjobs from loli doctors

>>40211690
>wake up
>see this

>>40211555
Why are vampires always such messy drinkers? Don't they want to keep their fancy clothes clean?

>>40211696
>wake up
>see this
>fall back asleep

I just want a dragon gf

>>40211596
>No trust me, you can totally I-frame through the grab attacks, I've been doing it for years

>>40211755
okay, get in the car

>>40211771
The autist/overly attached mg pairing. Very common

>>40211755

>>40206407
I know these aether bnuuy

>>40211811
How common is female autist with overly attached male?

Need evil vampire knight nemesis

>>40211710
Because they’re autists larping as sophisticated high society ladies, they like to play with their food when no one’s looking

>>40211837
Based off the imp and what we know of the Sabbaths I would say most of them are autistic.
You have to be to do the onii chan chariot

>>40211841
>Vampire knight wears an elaborate evil armor
>Removes it during the 2nd phase of her boss battle

So does posting stuff on the internet count as making wishes for genies?
Like if I was just shitposting that I wanted a hot gf would a genie then just pop up and make my "wish" come true?

>>40211771
>>40211811
Hebis are perfect for autists. One side gets unlimited and unconditional affection they craved, the other gets someone too socially inept to cheat.

>>40211112
Let's fucking gooooo thanks magus

>>40211876
They can talk about important things

>>40211862
Stop making me want things I'll never have, anon.

now is the time anon

>>40211908
A Tanuki would show you her elaborate presentation on why you should buy the dip.
Then when you're bankrupt from your investment going to 0 she'll come back with another presentation, this time on the financial benefits of marrying her.

>yandere whitehorn childhood friend who later becomes your wife and mother of your children

>>40211862
The imp in the game was going full retard, you never go full retard.

>>40211710
Listen man, they just really enjoy drinking blood, both they and you should get quite some enjoyment from it.

>>40211872
Refuse to fight until she puts it back on

>>40211919
>He bought the dip
>Continue the dump
>He panic sold
>Pump it and paint a mino flag
>He bought
>Put him to sleep, and load the Lescatie FUD
>He is panicking
>Good, dump it again and prepare the marriage smart contract

>>40210775
Never give up, archer arachne

>>40205355

>>40212077
I say the baby starts developing on the front and when is big enough moves to the lower part.