/jp/ - Otaku Culture

None are floofier than the mighty sheep.

I love Jinkos!

>>40190683
Yeah that plays a part in it as well but I would be a liar if I didn't say that I greatly enjoyed this piece more than any other thing he's done. Rest of it is YMMV.

>>40190851

>>40190877
What ways?

Last thread was right. There aren't enough mgs to go around and some anon will post his hot sex with runya runya to make us sad

>>40190884
the anceint 4000s years of mist marital arts ways

Remember to hug the nearest Dorome.

>>40190841

>>40190934
but i'll end up muddy tho

I will submit to strong monster girls.

>>40190948
I will protect the weak monster girls. One day they will grow strong and then they will protect me.

>>40190934
Fuck I read that as Dorime at first.

>>40190948
Based

>>40190975
What if a cheshire just aggressively DORIME's at you?

>>40190916
Is that just Mist Continent for saying she's gonna give me a big hug?

>>40190948
I will defeat strong monster girls

>>40190992
yes as well as the ancient tech of breast smothering

>>40190909
Careful not to invade anon's nothing-bad-can-happen fantasy world or he might sperg out.

>>40190988
It'd be annoying but I don't much care for Cheshires so nothing. Wonderworm, on the other hand...

>>40191006
Unless she's like 8-9 feet that ain't happening. Or maybe unless she makes he bend down.

>>40190939
Dorome mud is good for the skin and helps you relax

>>40191019
jinkos are pretty tall

Would you guys like to read a Harpy VN I made?

>>40191075
Yes! Give feathers!

bros not gonna ngl I think I wanna fuck a cat

The best start to a level one adventure is to pay a rata to spread your name as anon of the invincible pelvis

>>40191214
I thought the best start was in Hagville.

>>40191226
Hagville Rata is a good choice.

>>40191226
Yeah, you can level up pretty easy with all the quest that give stupid levels of xp

cheshire with dreads. please. i need.

>>40191226
Start where you like just pay the nice tree rat to tell her friends you think your pelvis can't be shattered

>>40191259
Ah yes, the great Cock Rampage of 1123.

This could be heaven or this could be hell.

>>40191252
>Take a quest from Hag Lich to gather some ingredients so she can make a potion for you that will enhance your abilities
>Gives you enough XP to hit max
>Potion basically makes you superhuman for literal years on end
>Just need to gather like three roses for her
Easiest quest of my life!

>>40191311
That's a really pretty Hellhound. Such a slight build for one of her kind.

>>40191319
I wish I could post the audio less mp4 but I don't want a vacation.

>>40191214
just get the nice girls at the local sabbath chapter to give you free magic training for the first ten levels of the skill.

>>40191188
shes perfect

>>40191315
>you also get a new party member as well

>>40191322
Got a source?

>>40191188
I don't normally consider kitsune but I'll be damned if Apple Pie doesn't rev my fucking engines.

>>40191390
Won't let me post the link as it thinks it's spam, it's over on smug /monster/

>>40191322
>>40191424
Just catbox it.

Writing a greentext, but I can't decide which monster girl would want headpats the most.
Halp.

>>40191484
Have you considered bears?

>>40191388
More like party members. Lich will probably be raising all sorts of cool hero types.

>>40191494
Oh no a gyaru! My weakness!

>>40190937
nice tummy

>>40191449
https://litter.catbox.moe/skl0on.webm

>>40191523
Very good stuff.

>>40191523
good shit right there

>>40190848
bring forth the gote

Here is my latest commission of Alto Eris, muscle dragon waifu. Credits to Yananon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39335439?view_adult=true

>>40191235
Soft...

>>40191497
>they all are dumb zombies but have enough brains to be able to teach and train you
>You end up knowing techs from 3 centuries ago
>Also the zombies are pretty cute, some still trying to be haughty while lacking a quite a bit upstairs, some didnt really change all that much from life, others being really aggressive and some even wanting to monoplize you all to themselves

>>40191545
Gote

>>40191546
Thanks for sharing Anon.

>>40191569
G O T E

>>40191569
Excuse me sir, your gote appears to be naked

>>40191642
As they should all be.

>>40191642
>tfw no wine aunt gote

>>40191188
>t. Anon who did not manage his TOM meter correctly

>>40191671
Gods help him if anon gets TOM'd by Cheshire twins.

>>40191108
https://files.catbox.moe/6ledsj.zip have fun!

>>40191660
>Here, have a sip kid. Just don't tell your mom
wine aunt gote is the coolest aunt

>>40191671
Just turn off the meter in the settings

>>40191705
>it wasnt a bottle, it was her tits

If I saw a Lich just working away in her lab wearing nothing but a robe after trudging through her crypt I'd probably rape her on the spot.

>>40191783
I'd mess with her lab and press all the buttons

>>40191783
I would go make out with her zombies
yes, even the experimental one

>>40191793
That's for when she does her usual Lich thing and mostly ignores you while you fuck her from behind as she continues to work. Although 9/10 times it just results in you getting dick throne'd

>>40191695
forgot image.

>>40191805
is that a dragon a dragon wight jiangshi?
Thats cool!

>>40191805
>Think you got an easy job clearing some zombies and maybe some dumb NEET Lich out of a crypt near town
>First room is five Dragon Wights which are some of the crypt's basic enemies
This is bullshit.

>>40191805
I hope she's got a Ghoul tongue too.

>>40191805
I doubt zombies would be all that good at making out. Surely thats not something a brain operating in ultra-low power mode would be good at?

>>40191865
exactly! you can mindbreak (what little) them with your kissing skills

>>40191865
That's where the Ghoul part comes in.

>>40191805
not impressed, now if she was a jabberwock wight Jiangshi.....

>>40191895
Don't you see how soft she is? That is the jabber part coming in

>>40191865
>he doubts innate monster instincts.

>>40191905
She doesnt have any mouth tentacles, just imagine wight claw verisions of a mouth tentacles

>>40191918
>spectral mouth tentacles
>now wight wock can steal your food through walls now
oh dang

>>40191933
>getting your soul sucked out your dick, through kissing, or get your soul licked

Baby making with jinko, post-coital cuddling with jinko.

>>40190937
whats her appeal

>>40191961
Optimal state of a Jinko.

https://exhentai.org/g/2236878/7b398024ae/
>tfw no lilim to act like a massive fangirl over you in her world

>>40191961
have to do your part for the endangered jinko population

>>40192025
I keep hearing that endangered nonsense but whenever I ask, no jinko will show me the statistics on that

>>40192015
I have a feeling it would be the mab faced lilim for me, and she would be very worried about how I kinda end up treating myself

>>40192057
Anon how dare you doubt the very real and very horrific endangerment of Jinkos. Just for that you're breeding TWO Jinkos!

I am a magic man who had a daughter
I learned her lessons well, but still, I taught her
I followed willingly as a lamb to slaughter
We shared forbidden fruits and things I brought her

>>40192057
Jinkos are gentlemen, they wouldn't lie.

>>40192057
sounds like someone needs to be educated

>>40191989
clingy snek with a nice tummy

>>40192015
I doubt very much a Lilim would be interested in seeing a man dig his own grave among a community of peers and then not have the strength to dig back out.

>>40192090
>>40192102
>>40192112
See this is what I mean they keep insisting there's a problem then acting like you're bad for asking for proof. Why I ought to tell the local news station about thi

>>40192159
why do you need proof of something that is real? Shame on you for making jinkos go unloved and endangered

Willing romantic sex with hellhound
Consensual, mindcontrolless sex with flayer
Missionary sex with manticore

>>40192225
shy and slow sex with troll
happy teary sex with Banshee

I need a nerdy Lean Sidhe to work on my mini painting with.
mostly so she can prod me to do it and give me advice on how to do certain things.

>>40192151
Maybe that's moe to her and watching you triggers her maternal instincts.

would jinkos make you the wife?

>>40192225
I'm not really interested in Mindflayers, but I always imagine them using their abilities on you like a relaxing scalp massage that melts away all of your intrusive thoughts and lets you just enjoy the sensation.

>>40192247
>I'm not really interested in Mindflayers,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxZoySSaq8s

>>40192200
I'm not making them go unloved. I just want them to prove they're endangered and not just trying trick men into walking into the jungle during their mating season

>>40192336
>now he wants the jinko jungle tour guide to be jobless
truly heartless, please breed 3 jinkos to be forgiven

>>40190841

I am a slut for Alp vagina.

>>40192384
>Decide to take a trip to the Mist Continent
>some Ren Xiongmao in a qipao takes a liking to you
>turns out she's a high ranking politician and your flight out of the country has been delayed until next month
Can anon resist her seductive charms?

>>40192453
I mean, I won't say no to a panda wife.
Doesn't matter if she's soft or buff.

>>40192453
It's not like I can walk home on foot, I could stick around for her.

>>40192231
>Lean Sidhe with a body paint fetish
>lets you use her as practice for mini painting
>eventually it gets to the point that your so good it looks like real clothes
>keep getting fater at your work and now can paint on a new outfit for her in a few minutes
>nobody even realizes your wife hasn't worn actual clothes in months
>her friends keep asking where she got her outfits
>eventually she cracks
>now there's a bunch of naked fairies that won't leave you alone
>now you run a "fairy boutique" and painting fairies is your day job
>your figures look pretty kickass though.

>>40192225
I am fine with the flayer or shog

>>40192478
That would certainly be an interesting way to go about it and a fun way to get better.
>Paint me anon, paint me like one of your weird, plastic space men

>>40192237
I have extreme doubts of that given this is said community.

>>40192435
but it was a man!

>>40190841

Would you be comfortable with marrying a monster girl that could read your mind?

>>40192580
I mean, sure.
Its not like she won't know I'm a pervert if she couldn't

>>40192540
Was, but now she has that irresistible thick tail

I want to jerk off an Alp's tail.

>>40192580
No, there's things in there that I plan to keep to my grave

>>40192595
>>40192611
That is something that the body a succubus can't offer

>>40192580
>monster reads anon's mind
>it's just a potato bouncing around
probably be married for protection

>>40192580
dont mind, my head is empty

>alpfags

>>40192580
Sure, Satori is too cute I would be thinking about her the whole day anyway

>>40192580
Only if she blabbed to others about it.

>>40192580
My mind is pretty dark, wouldn't be healthy.

>>40192580
I think she would see me breaking her down in simpleer and smipler shapes to draw her and understand her poses, think about how all her muscles to make a movement, or how light is moving across her form

>>40192595
Why does this one always get posted as an alp?

>>40192736
The thickness of the tail is not from a lilim or a succ

>>40192630
it can. an alp is literally just a succubus.

>>40192736
The tail was drawn extremely thick, there's a revised version but that "Alp" version is already in circulation

>>40192580
absolutely

Hound hurriedly hunting human husband.

Stop liking evil monster girls.

>>40192762
hot dogs are dorks

>>40192771
Your not my mom, I do what I want

>>40192580
Not really because my mind is dark and full of depression.

>>40192778
Hog dogs, indeed.

>>40192771
no

>>40192760
Where do find MGE tier list maker?

>>40192771
Never.
We'll eat breakfast for dinner, dinner for breakfast, and sell the greenworms candy apples.

>>40192771
I try but they sure do like it when (you) struggle

>>40192759
>>40192746
Ah, never noticed that pattern.

>>40192771
but they're big
and blue
and so lovable

>>40192789
https://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com

HAHAHAHA! I'M IN DANGER.

>>40192797
Not the one I used but yes this'd do

>>40192595
If Alps looked like that then I would immediately impregnate one

>>40192796
now that gets me going, getting smothered by a much larger monster

>>40192801
Paradoxically, you're also remarkably safe.

>>40192812
>"Don't worry Anon, no one will rape you so long as I'm raping you."

In your opinion, what is THE "tomboy" monster girl? Don't pick Alp or you're a faggot and your opinion is worthless.

Alps are really cute

>>40192816
Salamander, hands down.

>>40192805
The only other one that I know of is https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

>>40192809
it is pretty great

>>40192818
Give me an example

>>40192816
In my eyes, its the dhampir, but thats just because of the one I always picture.

>>40192771
But I can fix her!

>>40192806
In canon they are sexier than Succs and also much rarer to find

>>40192816
I don't think that Alps would act like tomboys, but they would be extremely feminine

>>40192835
How to fix evil?
Can only think of an evil jar like a swear jar

>>40192824
Look at this one
I am in love

>>40192823
yeah, it is. The feeling of getting smothered by some massive tits while I fuck some massive thighs is one of my favorite scenarios

How do I attract the attention of Almighty Pharaoh? I want her to notice me so I can be her pleasure slave.

>>40192890
Good thing they know that

I do not get the appeal of a mindflayer

>>40192816
Minotaur.

>>40192925
Give her a sec

>>40192928
Alright

>>40192915
Perform.

Given how violent they are, would Hellhounds be okay with cuddling?

>>40193001
Absolutely.
Hellhounds are as affectionate as they are protective.

>>40192876
I figure you just keep impregnating her until she decided motherhood is more fulfilling than evil or she has so many daughters/minions to handle that she's just too busy to actually get anything done. Yeah our daughters have a chance of being evil too, but hopefully I can make them a more cartoony level of evil. Like make them steal all the popcorn from the local movie theater instead of world domination.

>>40193001
its better to say that they are violently loving

>>40193001
>warm and toasty
>soft fluff for comfy snuggles
>is beeg so she can wrap you up
they are the best cuddles

>>40192611
I want to fuck my succubus wife together with my alp wife, the alp can use her tail.

>>40193001

>high impact sexual violence

>>40192580
people underestimate just how significant mind reading can be, but yes absolutely. A sadist mind-reading wife would be terrifying-ly hot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TlJdaY0LjqE

>>40193084

>>40193044
That doujinshi was pretty hot but I doubt that it's related to the thread's topic

>>40193001
They aren't violent, they're more aggressively affectionate/loving. Its not so much a 'I'm going to dominate you because I want to,' its more of a 'I'm going to dominate you because I know thats whats best for you and also I want to,'.
Whether you realise you want to or not, you're getting cuddled.

>>40193001
I wish I could cuddle my wife...

>>40193122
Given the large number of Shimakaze-kun pics and doujins, I think >>40193044 is implying that's an alp in the pcture.

>>40193001
They are not destructively violent and would never physically harm you.

i need to stop coming here while im tired
i just start feeling empty

>>40193159
I'd tell you it gets better, but I've been pretty apathetic and dead inside for the last ten years.

>>40193159
go to sleep and think of kots

>>40193122
I'm saying I want to do my succbus wife together with my alp wife just like the admiral does kashima togther with shimakaze in that doujin. It is a picture worth a thousand words.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even strict waifus can get in the summer spirit!
Even your Valkryie GF can set aside the breastplate and armor for a bit to don a bikini top and short shorts.

It's white oni summer!

>>40193220
>valkryie in bikini
>somehow less lewd then her regular armor

>>40193231
Every time this Oni is posted I fall more in love with her.
Seaport truly is the best.

>>40193231
I think one piece is better than bikini

>>40193231
I want to get smothered by that oni

>>40192976
Perform what? What could possibly get the attention of a divine being that has existed for millennia?

>>40193301
self felatio

>>40193159
Same. I just keep holding on to the belief that when I die I'll either go the the Pure Land or the MGE universe.

>Dev buffed hellhounds to inflict the drugged status when grappling
wtf how is this fair

>>40193311
imagine how powerful the effect is between her legs

>>40192915
card games on motorcycles

>>40193243
Thats because her swimsuit has symbols of her religion on them.

>>40193309
Hoping that when we die we get to make our own universe. I'd make MGE but like way cooler. With blackjack, and... not hookers.

>>40193311
why is the idea of getting drugged by a monster girl such a turn on
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>40193319
>symbols of her religion
>a bunch of pink hearts and images from the karma sutra
hmm...

>>40193311
Wait until you hear about the hag pheremone bonus buff.
Also they made ovulation drugs stack up to 10 times now, So now it's actually pay to win.

still wip but got some lineart to show, gotta go to sleep tho

>>40193253
Indeed

Shame when KC made a monster with her demeanor he made the Bogey, which has an aesthetic I don't like at all

>>40193341
I thought it was clown jabber cause of the sock puppet tentacles but then i saw the image name
good job though i like it

>>40193357
well thanks for that, I did it like that since I was thinking of stuffed monkeys as well as the movie caroline

so how does a tall noble zipangese creeping coin sound to you

>>40193156
>and would never physically harm you.
What if you are into that?

>>40193395
can't be done. stick with humans

>>40193392
>tall noble zipangese
>is only 5'5 in real people height
sure I can dig it

>>40193354
Meek yet cuddly.

>>40193395
How harmful are you talking about, some slight scratches would be acceptable and expected, actual harm is a no go.

>>40193422
Good catch!

>>40193422
>kid seems to be playing with fox
>trips
>fox instincts activates
never relax around fox

>>40193426
>some slight scratches would be acceptable and expected

Would this actually be okay with Hellhounds? Given how they mentally have "fragile" written all over their husbands.

>>40193422
pretty quick for a big lady

>>40193426
i don't think it would be expected actually. DEs coating all those claws.
at the utmost you'd get some SE leaking out from spiritual wounds

>>40193354
I wouldn't mind a threesome with this oni and a Bogey

>>40193426
Would having a big red slap handprint on my cheek from my Mino waifu be acceptable?

>>40193426
enough scratches where people think you fought a vicious beast

>>40193475
Dangerous cat.

>>40193502
cute cat

Should I trust a cat who shows me her abs?

>>40193524
Fat cat

>>40193582
She clearly trusts you

>>40193587
>hag night at your local bar

>>40193321
i image pyrow road is pretty much like hookers on the street

>>40193582
showing belly is a sign of playfulness and/or submission

>Tilt head to the side
>Satisfying crack
>Feels good
>Hellhound wife rushes in to make sure your ok and restrains you so you dont hurt yourself

I'm not lion when I say Botan is the sexiest!

>>40193587
it's how you spot the domesticated cats

>>40193587
lewd cat

>>40193626
Big Kots

>>40193620
>read that as Baltan
Okay, I think that's enough toku for one day.

>This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

>>40193645
There's more than that.

>>40193645
shouldn't have pressed the button

>>40193645
And I have two hands.
Two hands to rub two pregnant bellies.

>>40193628
Witch cat

>>40193645

>>40193671
Cat Cat

>>40193044
>>40193122
>>40193196
>Posting and discussing literal gay porn
God alp fuckers really are just actual faggots aren't they.

>>40193582
yeah. you should lie down next to her or offer belly rubs. its a great experience. you'll never want to leave her side again, nor will you be able to.

>>40193620
>>40193643
Oh this is the wrong thread. Well she still kinda counts right?

>>40193339
sounds like a videogame, are you anons actually talking about a game or is it just writing related stuff? if its a game. I would like to play it

>>40193708
>he doesn't know

>>40193665
having two pregnant monsters simultaneously rub their maternity in my face is one of the few errant thoughts that keeps dragging me towards harems

>>40193708
Don't waste picture space with your shitty reactions

How should I deal with suspicious nuns?

>>40193756
just boop them

>>40193750
There is something special about being sandwiched between them when you go to sleep.
Do you think they would purposefully press their bellies against you?

>>40193765
of course

>>40192015
What Is this one about? or the name of it? I dont want to go through the hoops for an ex account for something I wouldn't care about

>>40193708
mge works off of game logic. debuffs are real, you have a healthbar, classes exist, etc.

>tfw actually had fun with Super Monsters 'n Girls

Extra Stage was primo.

>>40193813
there's a demon lord and then she fucks the hero
the ending kind of cowarded out by returning to status quo instead of going for domestic life + multiple children postscript

>>40193826
I enjoyed it way more than most other games I played during a recent mgg binge. What were they parodying at the end of extra stage, with the guy in shades?

>>40193756
Ask her to explain to you in detail why the bible is so strict about cumming inside and not wearing condoms.

>>40192015
>>40193813
Oshi Kake Maou-sama!! by Kousuke

>>40193764
>Boop monster
>Everyone around you gasps
>Monster blushes
>"A-anon, I didn't know you thought of me like that, but I'm glad."
>Boops you back
>Town cheers
>Anon is confused

Remember to get a good night's sleep.

>>40191642
So did they get their horns stuck in each other ?

>>40193888
NEVER

Now that the Gazer fans are asleep, can we take a moment to appreciate how Jabberwock absolutely dominates? Loads of fan art, TWO doujins, and big tits! How does she do it?

How do I stealth the hellhound den?

>>40193925
Are there no Gazer doujins?

>>40193959
One (that's less than two)

>>40193938
get willing bait to distract the hounds

>>40193938
Cover yourself in peanut butter or bacon grease, one of them will bring you right inside, they are so easy to trick into letting you in their dens.

>>40193880
If only she really was this meaty

>>40193961
Weird, you'd think with how famous Gazerfag made her you'd think there'd be more.

Krakens pay the iron price for their husbands.

>>40193985
I understood that reference.

>>40193963
NO LITTLE HELLHOUND JIF PEANUT BUTTER HAS BEEN RECALLED! YOU’LL CATCH SALMONELLA!

>"WELCOME HUMAN, TO MY LAIR"

>>40193938
>try to go through vents to get the fabled obsidian wan from the hellhound den
>they hear your fat ass clunking around
>hellhound positioned at either end of the vent, trying to coax you towards her
>others are cheering and betting on which one you'll go to
>they start getting impatient
>turn the heat on full blast
It's only a matter of time now. Do you crawl towards the extra large strongfat hellhound behind you, or the lean, mean otter-mode hellhound in front of you?

>>40194051
I crawl towards the heat. They either have an ignus or lava golem as the heating element ans I can rope her into helping me steal the obsidian wan as they are generally less aggressive

>>40194051
>extra large strongfat hellhound behind you
Full steam ahead, or backwards this caee.

>>40194041
Sick, I'm gonna go crash in your bed. I feel like I'm about to die.

>>40194041
Uh yeah, I've got your doordash order right here.

>>40194051
I do a 180 and escape into the chunkywans embrace.

>>40194092
>>40194116
>Lithe hellhound once again beaten by her chubby sisters
>Wonders why even diet and do cardio when she could just eat chug tasty protein shakes and power lift

>>40194135
I would go for lithewan

>>40194108
>Lilims
>ordering door dash
either she wants to try something new or she broke as hell

>>40194160
She's trying out all the food Humans make in this world

>>40194051
Whichever one has more combat scars

>>40194135
She'll make it, her and a scrawny anon can bulk together.

>>40194181
I wish to ruin those abs with a very large pregnancy.

>>40194179
>WHO HAS THE MOST SCARS?!
>umm, Maggie?
>I think Abby has more scars
>it's about even, I'd say
>can we get a tiebreaker?
>that's a good idea. hey, human, tits or ass?
>TITS!
>Abby it is

>>40194135
>wait a minute, I'm skinny enough to fit into this vent
>dives in like a collie into an agility course tunnel

>>40194181
>be a virgin with rage
>depressed from the state of affairs you become an alchoholic
>one night you get really drunk at the bar and pass out on a street bench
>wake up in a room you don't recognise
>open the door and see a hellhound with a bowl of eggs and a shit eating grin
on a side note wasn't the eggs guy a massive sperg that didn't know how to act around women what kind of hellhound would be equivalent to that?

>>40194186
She’s just going to work out and get her abs back, now you gotta impregnate her again, and the cycle repeats

>>40194223
Yes that about sums it up, and why it became a meme.

>>40190841
I WANT TO MAKE HEBI FEEL LOVED SO BAD

>>40194245
Is strucked even proper English?

>>40194287
no

>After months of saving and studying, you finally open "Anon's Pet Shop"
>Your first customer arrives, and it's a white-haired Jinko
>Her head swishes back and forth in a nervous manner until she sees you
>You stare at each other until she finally moves towards you
>"How much is 1 pet?" she squeaks
>Not giving you much to work with, but you assume she means the easiest and cheapest pet, the goldfish
>You point to goldfish tank above her head and say "$10 for 1"
>Immediately, $1000 plops down on the counter
>"100 p-pets please" She can't even look you in the eye
>She must really like goldfish
>You go get her fish, and when you get back, she’s crouched down onto the counter with her eyes closed
>Your brain doesn’t recognize it, but you body recognizes the optimal pet position
>Born from years of petting animals, you instinctively reach out and pet the Jinko
>Cue the most satisfied purr you’ve heard in years
>You realize you’re breaching her personal space, and take your hand away
>The Jinko is devastated, probably from being treated like an animal
>You apologize for the overly touchy display
>Jinko takes out a goldfish from the bag and gives it to you
>she leaves
>next day
>shop is full of beast mamono trying to buy goldfish but you sold them all yesterday
>all except the 1 the Jinko returned, but you were holding on to that for her
>the mamono see the goldfish and are running a mini auction whose price keeps getting higher and higher
>goldfish must be really popular in this city
>In walks the white-haired Jinko from yesterday, carrying 99 goldfish in a bag
>All the mamono stare at her, and she stares them right back until they back down
>She goes right up to you and plops another goldfish in your hand
>”1 pet please…” but she still can’t look you in the eye

There is a monster girl pleasuring herself while thinking of (You) right now.

>>40194308
go on

>>40194340
I bet she's loud about it too.

im thinkin about cute raijus to cuddle and fall asleep with

>>40194308
>>40194360

>you put the goldfish in a bowl behind you
>second goldfish returned already
>is there something wrong with your goldfish
>existential crisis sets in
>begin panicking about your abilities as a pet store owner
>your hands do what they always do when stressed and pet the nearest animal around
>Jinko makes cute sounds
>everyone is watching
>Jinko looks back and deploys “Smug Jinko smile”
>you instinctively scratch behind her ears and smug smile has turned into dopey grin
>eventually snap out of existential fugue and stop petting
>apologize again, and attempt to refund Jinko money for goldfish
>but before you can, she’s already left the building
>remaining mamono claw over each other to buy returned goldfish
>you refuse, cannot sell defective goldfish
>close store early to inspect goldfish for defects
>weep at insufficient goldfish knowledge

I have no idea how I'm going to end this, so I'll sleep on it, hopefully thread will still be up

>>40193435
I think the fox just cushioned his fall, though.

>>40194340
>>40194367
>UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ANON COCK!

>>40194340
>Airhead Demon masturbating while fantasizing
>Naked apron sex while she cooks breakfast for Anon
>Sucking him while he plays video games
>Extra tight paizuri with facial finish
>Getting a glowing womb tattoo of his choosing

>>40194226
That peek is just too lewd.

>>40194186
That's a perk to girls that lay eggs. Don't have to worry about ruining her figure.
You can also have more kids then you could with life births, since you can start new "pregnancies" before the last one is done.

I thought the Kobold or Hellwan was going to be in the top but for some reason the fucking kett slipped in there, I swear this kot is living rent-free in my head

Evil fox.

>>40194774
>no seals
thats like MAYBE a 1/10 on the evil scale

>>40194774
Daji, my beloved

>>40194816
Just because she doesn't have any seals on her right now doesn't mean she isn't someone who should be covered with seals.

What you're seeing is evil completely unbounded, and you've only got a short amount of time to decide how to contain her.

What would shounen anime be like in monster girl world? A young salamander who goes on a quest to be the best fighter? That's like our own world but what about other races interests?

>>40194956
Privyet Kiki

>>40194971
to be honest depending how fight intense the shonen is it you could have something fun
For example sport shows like eyesheild 21 or TCG shows like yugioh and shadowverse would be quite tame

if your doing the adventure stuff, remember that "most shonen idealism has the protag be agianst killing his enemies anyway, so a more typical shonen hero in an MGE setting could fit in well
Just make sure your hero is closer to izuku midoria in ideas then say... kenshiro

Nice fox

I like to think she just strumming badly and making "bwaaaaa" noises

>>40194956
Как что-то плохое.

cuddle rape

>>40192580
Perfect for a man with low self-esteem.

>>40192237
Joke's on her I'm going to embrace my identity as a shitposter and become Chaos. So I can kill Chaos.

>>40192015
i wonder why she likes an artist like me?

Really ded today.

>>40197275
how do I ask out a wight? She almost never goes out and I've only seen a couple of times in the window?

>>40197275
Listen, I was a sleep, cut me some slack

>>40197275
life is overrated anyway

>>40197318
This calls for a romantic serenade under her window.

>>40197325
ah yes, sleep. The sexier and comfier cousin of death
>>40197375
Im going to play Quizas Quizas Quizas, Now that would get her out the house

>>40197318
maybey this song will help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

>>40197275
Can't talk, eating Anupussy while she's playing Civilization

>>40197337
I want a mistress like Yupiel-sama...

>>40197410
Weresheep are ensuring that in their tyrannical lands you must get 8 hours of sleep.

>>40197523
Good Morning

>>40197523
No, How am I supposed to my demons made from sleep deprivation now!

>>40197492
>gamer monster girl gf keeps getting mad at nerds when playing online games
>start servicing her when she plays to calm her down
>end up spending large part of the day on your knees with your head between her thigs
>at least you don't have to hear another variation of "NIGGER" and other niceties she used to shout over mic

>>40197574
I'm sorry Anon, you will have to endure a restful sleep atop a comfy bed with a weresheep.

>>40196779
Fuck off.

I want an Alp harem

>>40197681
Join the navy.

>>40192580
If I can lock a few particular secrets to myself, then yeah sure
I promised I wouldn't let anyone else know

>>40193044
>alpfaggots are posting literal gay porn now
Fuck off back to >>>/y/ already

>>40197655
but those scary demons tho, I need them!

>>40193044
Fuck off bollocks you flaming fucking faggot

>>40197689
>Join the military along with childhood friend
>Buddy goes into the Navy
>You go into the Marines
>Eventually reunite with your friend when you are deployed on the same ship as them
>Turns out he Alp'd
>He had feelings for you all along
>After being separated from you for so long due to basic training he finally snapped

>>40197905
Alps are ______.

>>40197952
Lovely

I cannot speak to the nutritional value of Gazer goop, but I will mention the benefits of Gazer headpats on improving the luster and sheen of hair. Skincare applications also exist.
For the more adventurous, I recommend a massage where she walks on your back. Her levitation abilities lend themselves to applying just the right amounts of pressure to improve circulation and relieve tension all over the body.
This is just the beginning of the various health benefits of a relationship with Gazer-chan.

>>40197946
Extra busty shrine maidens are olve.
Would help milk before they go about their normal duties.

>>40197987
>olve

>>40198021
Fuck, forgot to swap the v and e.

>>40197987
>>40197946
>tfw no reimoo gf

I like flat wights, little liches, and other sorts of small undead.

>>40198040
>Lets you stay so you can milk her.
>Still vaguely bitchy even as her chest keeps swelling.
>Basically betting to see if she goes succubutt or cow

>>40198050
I think the gap hag is to blame for this miracle

>>40198128
>"Well, she was just so jealous of everyone that I figured I'd let her have a taste of the busty life."
>"Milk tanks, overbloated cows, dribbling sacks of fat, those are some pretty hurtful words she was spitting so I just decided she should get a taste of that life for once."
>Yukari gives you a wink and then vanishes into a gap as Reimu walks by, hefting her leaking tits and grumbling about needing to wash another set of robes.
>Only thing you have from the visit is a small note that says "Just let me know when to stop<3) from the gap hag.
Listen, theres no hiding that she's a huge degenerate.

>>40198046
i'm not sold on mini phantom

>>40198046
i dont believe you

>>40198157
>end up a couple gallons of milk
>Have a little party to give away some of the milk
>Somehow made a couple of youkai almost as busty as well

>>40198171
She has a great imagination.

>>40198197
And a great pale butt like other high tier undead lolis

>>40197337
If Yupiel wasn't basically just a japanese version of Claudia from IWAV and was filled out she'd be a great mistress.

>>40198195
>Reimoo is annoyed as always at the party but agrees that its at least better than letting all the milk go to waste.
>Although she finds it pretty weird to have others drinking.
>"Listen, I just considered you drinking it as part of the chores, feels weird to have them doing it too."
>Still, she does seem quite captivated in watching them drink and a few of the youkai at nights end seem quite a bit bustier.
>Parsee is sporting a rather impressive bust, although far from the biggest, and Tewi's own bosom is starting to look ludicrous.
>Even Remi's showing some chest growth, not that she seems to notice while Yukari just gives you a knowing wink and tells Ran to just keep drinking up as "Its a rare treat from Reimu! Who knows when she'll be in a good enough mood to give us something for free again."
You're going to have quite the dairy before long it seems.

does mgt like tails?

>>40198285
it's possible

>>40198285
as long as they are fat