/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kanon = Shanon speculations really enabled "secret person x" theories.

I've already read Umineko Manga
Would I ruin the VN myself if I listen to the music for later episodes? I remember the OP for the Question Arc was pretty banging (stopped before arriving on the island)

>>40184427
Nothing wrong with secret person X. In theory, we have two Battlers. Kinzo didn't know about Rudolph's affair and he decided Asumu's child will be named Battler, but Kyrie's son was named Battler, too.
Let's assume Asumu and Kyrie were presumably anesthetized while giving birth. So they don't know about a baby scream.
Sumadas weren't happy about Kyrie's child and they didn't know about Rudolph's other girlfriend, Asumu. They bribed the doctor to dispose of Kyrie's child (but he announced it as stillbirth because of the hippocratic oath). Rudolph, however, didn't see that farce and it was his "lucky" day. He bribed the doctor to "switch" the babies. Asumu's baby was secretely escorted and sent to a foster family. The other one was raied by Asumu. She kinda knew it wasn't her child but believed her baby was a stillbirth. After many years the other baby somehow learned of its past and decided to get revenge on Rudolph's family because it believed Rudolph wanted to kill it. He killed the real Battler before the events started. He and Eva survived the events and the new Battler planted red herrings (message bottles) near the coast.

Alternatively, Genji somehow knew about the other baby and decided to take it to the Fukuin House.

my sin today: I fapped to a plump random girl masturbating on toilet imagining that she is ange

>>40184551
you should've used umineko manga reader

>>40184551
Based retard
Go ahead and induce amnesia on yourself

Today's a sweltering hot summer day~

He is onto something. Pro-mistery is more popular than mixed or pro-fantasy

>>40185143
Me and Rika agree that summer is the worst season.

sex with sakiko

When people say that Mion is the biggest cuckween ever they forget Piss literally raised Kyrie's baby.

>>40185195
Sex with Satoko while this anon keeps the daughter busy

>>40185165
This! me and rika are going to marry!

>>40185200
To think she breastfed Battler

Yo boys, Are there the umineko and higurashi backgrounds on the big archives? Im trying to find them but i cant seem to find em

>>40185195
Stop grooming your friends' children, Rika!

>>40185235
>forced meme
Rika-chan would never go after her friend's kids....... r-right?

>>40185259
haha
surely not

>>40185200
Asumu stole Kyrie's baby out of spite. She did all of it just to ruin Kyrie's life and Battler ended up as a degenerate eunuch-fucker. All for revenge.
Just imagine how much happier everyone would be if Battler was raised by his actual mother and we could've avoided all the Shkanon drama.

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>40185326
Surely kids raised by Kyrie turn out okay.

>>40185430
It really does stretch suspension of disbelief thin. No wonder hack writing was upsetting posters even before it was confirmed.

>>40185224
Somehow, Eva bresfeeding Jooji feels more believable.

>>40185447
She was a perfectly sweet kid until Eva got her hands on her.

>full res of this image does'n exist anymore
sad

>>40185489
There is still some justice left in the world

>>40185452
Shouldn't have expected anything after Higurashi's ending.

kitty...!

i played with my cat it was fun

>>40185761
Cute
do you love your cat

>>40185761
cat pics?

look at this dude
this is reaction to ep 5 spoilers

>>40185761
pussy pics naw

>>40185774
>>40185791

>>40185769
Yes i love her so much

>>40185826
>shitka
ugh I thought you had an actual kitty, I swear to God waifufags deserve to be hanged for their autism

>>40185843
what is actual?

>>40185826
What would St. Lucia girls think when they see Catka using "boku" and meeping outside school?

With that attitude i will not post my kitty if you saying crap like this. Anyway my kitty is Rika-chama!

>>40185843
here it's mine

>>40185850
Disgusted because their depiction of Rika-sama would be massacred.

>>40185868
I made passionate love to your cat and her mom.

>showing your enemy your kitty

>>40185892
real cute

Rika is so adorable she will make the world meep.

>>40185962
If a lot of people meep each other, the worlt would be a better place to live.

shiro bern

>>40185973
>>40185962
meeep

>>40185973
Meeeep!

if ikuko is yasu then who hit battler with a car and how does she live in a mansion outside rokkenjima?

>>40186089
I = Y seems appealing on the face of it but it doesn't make much sense if you think about it further

>>40186104
wtc doesn't make much sense if you think about it further

Day 331 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>you will never have a comfy childhood in the countryside
>you will never have a small community of friends where everyone knows each other and has fun
>you will never have the comfy sights and memories
why even live bros?

>>40185892
holy cute

>you will (probably) never die from a terrorist attack performed by your own goverment because they have feefees about what may have happened nearly 100 ago

>>40185892
Ohhhh my gooooood it's so scute

>>40185892
aww

>>40185913
>>40186199
>>40186208
>>40186246
she's 5 kg now

>>40186280
CHONCK

>>40186280
fat cat

>>40186176
If you live as an antisocial freak in a big city, it will be the same on a countryside, except everyone will know you are a freak.

>>40186176
But I did. I thought most Higurashi fans can relate to that and get nostalgic feelings from the setting.

>>40185289
The Keitaro thing is really more about him reminding her of younger Keiichi and how she loves daydreaming about 83 apparently. Rika's mind is fucked up either way.

>>40186418
I mean of course she would, she's spent an entire super healthy human's lifespan there.

Our brains tend to think of bad memories as something that happened in a short amount of time, does that mean that Rika remembers her 100 years as a blip in her existence or did she like it enough to remember them in detail?

>>40186418
So Rika would prefer to live in 1983 forver but as soon as Takano and Satoko force her to she tries to get out. She really is like a cat.

>>40186474
She hasn't lived long enough outside it to get that homesickness yet.

>>40186418
Yeah, even if she escapes the loops and doesn't become a witch, the damage is already done.

I wonder when Ryukishi turned into this more somber and realistic tone regarding the future. The mood after Matsuribayashi was pretty happy-go-lucky, particularly with Kokoroiyashi.

>>40186418
Maybe Rika would be less fucked up if Ryukishi actually bothered to give any details about her adult life other than "she travels a lot".
Like, does she even have a job? Do her friends fund her lavish lifestyle? Does she give meepjobs in dirty alleyways to get her next fix?
This is stuff people really need to know when you do a distant sequel. Right now, Rika is basically just the same person as she was in '83.

>>40186496
Probably after his best mate died.

>>40186467
Rika's memory of the loops doesn't appear to be all that great.

>>40186516
>meepjobs
I can't believe Rika funds her lifestyle with illegal private ASMR sessions

>>40186560
She just doens't remember a single answer, that's not an example of bad memory, jesus.

>>40186386
I've been a higurashi fan since Kai anime started airing and I fucking wish. My childhood was nothing but watching people have fun while I didn't.

>>40186496
Kokoroiyashi was always kind of an oddity. It's a Matsuribayashi epilogue manga written after Rei but that went with a fairly different take on Rika's character and even Hanyuu.

Hanyuu stays around rather than becoming a spirit again, while Rika initially actually fears what's beyond the loops, until she gets a push to go explore the world.

It's such an oddity that even though it was the third original Higurashi manga by R07 (following Onisarashi and Yoigoshi), it's the only one that didn't get a console adaptation.

At this point it's also the only non-Anthology scenario where Hanyuu just gets to stay around as a human post-Matsuribayashi like promised in that chapter, while every single other sequel has her going back to spirit and getting forgotten (or it's still summer 83, so that could still happen). It also seems to be the only-post Matsuri scenario that actually follows up on the stuff about Rika becoming close to Akasaka's family (It's not a focus of the story but she goes spend some time in Tokyo with them at the end).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nksdHa9Od34

>>40186594
Pedestrian meme for a pedestrian series.

>>40186575
good thing is you can relate to ange

>>40186418
HE DID ANOTHER ONE OF MY WIFE?

>>40186607
I don't think she'd ever want me around

>>40186572
Forgetting any of Satoko's precious answers is the eighth deadly sin, anon.
But Saikoroshi Rika managed to be dumb enough to forget what the current year was, so I think it's a safe bet that her memory isn't fantastic.

>>40186636
>Saikoroshi
That was too badly written to make sense of the characters.

>>40186575
A shame, in my experience kids from small rural schools are always more polite and well-behaved than kids growing up in large institutions. They're just flat out better human beings, at least until they transfer into a bigger middle school. Source: I've worked in two dozen primary schools with student counts ranging from 30 to 1200.

>>40186636
I never thought much about it, but I like that Rika is bad at math despite existing for a century because she only gets taught school subjects for 10 year olds.

>>40186634
unless you are flippant good looking ex-soldier

>>40186671
But substraction with borrowing is 1st or 2nd year of elementary.

>>40186701
maybe Chie is a bad teacher

>>40186701
Rika is dumb and probably zones the fuck out during class, considering she must do a lot of the same shit over and over.

>>40186682
Imagine wanting to fuck this loser.

>>40186671
>because she only gets taught school subjects for 10 year olds.
Anon, at some point you just have to accept she's dumb. 100 years of elementary school and still can't into basic math.

But the mechanics of looping raises some interesting questions. Shouldn't loopers be extremely intelligent?
Rika has the life experience of a full human lifespan, yet physically her brain still retains the neuroplasticity of a child. Extreme learning potential with knowledge/maturity to make good use of it.

>>40186730
>Rika has the life experience of a full human lifespan, yet physically her brain still retains the neuroplasticity of a child. Extreme learning potential with knowledge/maturity to make good use of it.
Other than the fact that Rika is dumb, does she really have the space to learn much? Being stuck in/near the village, she's kinda limited in what she can do, although I guess she can bike to the library or something to just absorb information.

>>40186730
>100 years of elementary school and still can't into basic math.
Didn't have any problems in ST Lucia.
I say that Chie was a very bad sensei.

>>40186754
We know from Gou that she can study when she wants, maybe she was too depressed to do anything.

>>40186767
Chie is stuck with kids at like 10 different grade levels, must suck to try teaching that shit. Probably why so much of the class is self-study or K1 teaching his friends.

>>40186723
satoko's thighs and butt...

>>40186767
>lucia
Doh, she clearly exchanged sexual favors for good grades.

>>40186730
Rika should've just spent her time studying mystery novels and solve her predicament through facts and logic. Dumb meeper just wasted her time drinking and watching the same tv shows for the umpteenth time.
>>40186767
Rika got through St. Lucia by using her evil witch powers to absorb Satoko's intelligence, which also explains why Satoko was stuck doing nothing but studying.

>>40186782
It's not that hard to teach substractions, I taught my niece to do that.

>>40186815
>Dumb meeper just wasted her time drinking and watching the same tv shows for the umpteenth time.
Rika waited 100 years just to see the series finale of her favorite show...

>>40186828
VOTOMS was worth the wait, really.

I appreciate the fact that Rika and Keiichi played with Gundams (or similar mechas) once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atwpMqQZRkk

>>40186878
the only treatment fitting for Erika

I tried looking for Umineko manga in Japanese but had no success. Is there a way to access it? I know there are some differences when it comes to art between both releases (the finals scene of ep 6 for example) and I would like to be able to compare them.

.

>>40186516
Do you think Keiichi's wife ever asks him why he keeps giving his "childhood friend" monthly allowance?

>>40186971
Politicians don't make that much money.

>>40187001
Isn't his boss accused of embezzlement or something? There you go

>>40187001
Oh man...

>>40186970
noooooooo

>>40187001
i'm pretty sure they do

Rika's feet are, in fact, lethal.

I wish I had some Rika feet in front of me

I wonder were all the Sotsugou defenders went!

>>40187230
Sucking my huge cok

>>40187228
Women's feet get cold really fast, they need to be warmed up

Wanna hear a funny joke? Bern hates those who never learn.

>>40187238
Nice! Good job, anon.

>>40187241
She must hate /v/

>>40187241
does bern hate herself?

>>40187241
Naturally, she wouldn't be a miserable bitch if she didn't hate herself

>>40187279
She only has the one friend, anon. What do you think?

>>40187279
very obviously she does

>>40187239

>>40187360
very cute

>>40187360
Thank you for covering up those vorpal, rancid meeper feet

>>40187374
BUT WHAT IF SOCKS CREATE STENCH?????

>>40187401
The dirty socks of Rika chama after a day of running in the hinamizawan summer, drenched in sweat, resting on my face

nom

>>40187428
RUN SATOKO! LOOPERS CAN ABSORB OTHER LOOPERS TO BOOST THEIR POWER! IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO ESCAPE THE MEEPER!

>>40187279
obviously

Can we somehow save Bern?
Can we somehow bring back Bern's emotions and feelings?
Anger is the only emotion she has?

>>40187526
how did you get that

>>40187530
she looks sad but she doesn't show it

>>40187526
Of course. You just have to do something impactful.

>>40187526
Yeah, you just need to go to the fragment that spawned Bern and keep her from berning out to begin with.

>>40186669
>They're just flat out better human beings
Try saying that with a straight face after working in a poor rural community full of hillbillies, they have the exact same issues ghetto scum have (child abuse, domestic violence, alcoholism...etc) except people know about each other's problems since the community's smaller and they don't give a shit because they're evil.

This thread has a disturbing lack of Ciconiaposts.

>>40187754
Nobody cares.

It's happening.

>>40187759
Shut the fuck up. You're nothing but a beaten horse, a stench in the air that Ryukishi abuses to make cash from idiots who will pay any amount of money for a quick wiff of his pasture which has been fertilized with the decomposing bodies of Cicadas and Seacats.

>>40187826
>>40187754
I won't lie Meow is kinda adorable.

>>40187826
What a sensitive bitch! Ryukishi hasn't made a single dollar from me, no worries.

>>40187826
maybe one day Ryukishi will let the Stork out of the basement to see the sunlight for just long enough to keep hanging on, before being shoved back in.

>>40187826
seachads > shitconia

>>40187826
Holy based

>>40187759
Seconded.

>>40187759
Thirded.

Who the fuck are the giant beasts

>>40188011
Crabs

So, as I've said before. We need more Ciconiaposts. I'm interested in the stork that beings geniuses into this world, not the chirps of an insect or the cries of a bird that bets for fries in a Burger King parking lot.

>>40188011
Sounds like a ciconia prequel

>>40188011
Dumb AI accidentally wrote alt-universe Haworthia instead of Phase 2.

complete global carcinization

>>40187241
>Bern hates Satoko
Gee I wonder why?

oh no

>>40188068
magicfags completely devastated...

>>40188068
Which AI is this?

>>40188184
https://beta.openai.com/playground

>>40188184
>authentication required

>>40184676
I like Kanon being the other Battler, or Kanon and Shannon being other Battler and Beatrice3 but not knowing which is which and fighting for the Beatrice role. A nice way to make Shkanon a meaningful red herring rather than a random distraction.

Ikuko's going to jail

>>40188267
good

>>40185779
lmaoo

Kino...

>>40187819
the umineko stageplay was successful so instead of following up on that they're going to make 90 million higurashi stageplays?

>>40188312
>siblings who were separated at birth
wincest?...

>>40188267
Tohya may finally be saved from that dastardly NEET...

Literally IMAGINE inviting Ange to play some Among Us at your place. She arrives at your door dressed in her club outfit for the immersion and says that she's ready for some vidya. After you take the time to set up while she looks at all the stuff in your room, you boot up some Among Us. For the next hour or so, you play Among Us whilst Ange is backseat gaming, bumping into your back trying to obviously to check if you're the Imposter whilst shouting some autistic zoomerspeak like "lmao dis red nigga looking real sussy" or "omegaLUL imagine dying first" (which happened only because she was the Imposter and decided to target you first). Regardless, you manage past her bullshit and have a game where you're the Imposter managing to bullshit and deceive everyone else. As you concentrate on making a coverup story, you hear Enje behind you say "hey anon, you looking kinda red doe." She then proceeds to vote you first, as the rest of the players follow suit for 'the memes'. You feel your anger boiling over, as Ange gets off of your back, with an increasingly smug look on her face as she can no longer contain herself as you're ejected and the confirmation message appears on screen. She then says "Red's always sus anon.", words which seems as though she had been planning to say since the start. In a fit of unbridled rage, you push her onto the floor and stoop to her level when you shout, "I'll show you something fucking sus you zoomer fag." before proceeding to rip her panties off and pounding her exposed tight Enjussy (Ange pussy) in pure primal hatesex for half an hour to make up for the lost win. By the end, Ange's a quivering mess, the only thing that she's able to spout in her state is sluured Amogus memes, and you soon pass out from exhaustion on top of her warm, love-fluid drenched body. Is that REALLY something you want?

>>40188417

>>40188417
>Ange's acting sus... strip her nakes
IMAGINE

Hiw soft is Naima?

>>40188473
Who?
Which Higurashi is this?
Some unknown background character?

>>40188512
That's Eua-chama, anon.

>>40188512
It's H*nyuu but muslim.

ai rabu ramuda desu sempai

Who is the most overrated wtc character and why it's Lambda?

>>40188561
It's Satoko for obvious reasons.

>>40188561
Is Lambda really that overrated? She was under Natsuhi in the 2020 poll, and even under pre-Gou Satoko.

>>40188561
She isn't overrated.

>>40188573
satoko isn't overrated

>>40188664
>doubt

Why are Ryukishi's own favorite characters criminally underrated?

>>40188680
what are some examples?

>>40188696
Satoko and Lambdadelta

>>40188561
Rena by far

>>40188709
Satoko wasn't his favorite for quite a while(clearly his overall favorite was the literal mascot Rena), we only know that at least recently he said Satoko was during Gou/Sotsu.

>>40188561
We barely talk about lambda

Rika is my favorite.

>>40188727
Nope, always was. Satoko was his first preference, Rena was second.
He already thought Satoko was underrated when still writing Higurashi.

>>40188762
And this is almost as old

>>40188762
Rika is my favorite

>>40188762
Isn't that just him acknowledging Satoko was less popular than the others, and not that she's his favorite

>>40188801
Yes, see the next post for his favorites.
Mion for pump & dump, Satoko for life.
Doesn't get more clear than that.

>>40188850
Who you want for a wife and who is your favorite character are not the same thing. He even goes to say Rena at first but she won't accept lies.

Rika is the best

I like Rika because she's little and flat

>>40188850
>>40188860
It's Rika

>>40188860
He was literally asked for his favorite girls. It doesn't get more clear than that. Of course zeronana-sensei autismo'd the question a bit but that's par for the course.

If you want to challenge what he said there, provide a conflicting citation from Ryukishi.

Higurashi and Higurashi accessories

>>40188969
When you look up 07th Expansion in japanese company database, this is written in their Field of Business.

>>40188850
>>40188769
Mion being cucked by Ryuukishi himself is so funny

>>40188872
>>40188889
>>40188894
based

>>40188990
Being Mion is suffering at any meta layer

Nobody even talks about Higurashi in a meaningful way.

Who's Ryukishi's favorite Ciconia?

>>40189038
I hope it's not Lilja.
If it's Lilja, I'm going to fly to Japan to meet him in person and just fucking meow at him until he loses his shit and murders me.

>>40189022
Being Mion is literal bliss because you get to be the cutest, most beautiful, most desirable teenage girl in the whole world!

>>40189116
Yeah, so desirable that Keiichi would rather marry the faceless one over her.

Where the fuck is this umineko background from?

>>40189172
when enje was meeting eva in the hospital?

>>40189194
You sure? I remember there being a hospital room bg as well, they wouldn't have made two different ones for a 10 minutes scene I'd think..?

>>40189172
when Ange was meeting Okonogi?

This shit's why I'm still a fan of this franchise.

>>40188561
It's rosa

>>40189165
Uh yeah, that's because K1 is an unironic canonical retard and faggot.
>this is fanart of official designs

butoh pak hg rika,babi pukimak rika babi anjing rika hisap butoh ,BUTOHHHHH RIKAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did he do it?

>>40189372
just a prank bro

>>40189038
the two japanese characters
he despises the rest and made sure his most hated character died at the end

The real walls of peace were the friends we killed along the way.

>>40189245
Idk why but this makes the Sonozakis wet for some reason.

>>40186418
My wife Rika-sama looks so fabulous. Cute.

I hate Satoko so fucking much, I miss Rena.

>>40189801
They love pranks and messing with people, it's only natural that the twins love seeing their crush in a vulnerable position

>>40189245
Nah, it just means he's sane. The Sonozakis are all dumb bastards, and men are naturally repulsed by them. Satoshi only ended up marrying Shion due to lingering brain damage.
And that outfit was entirely Hanyuu's fault, who the the one person less marriable than even the Sonozaki.

>>40189882
>And that outfit was entirely Hanyuu's fault, who the the one person less marriable than even the Sonozaki.
Hanyuu canonically had sex and started a family, not that it ended well

>>40189913
The original meeper bloodline was the most cursed in the human world, so when mixed with the cursed horned bloodline, it obviously spawned something that never should've existed.

>>40189913
>Hanyuu canonically had sex
so did Keiichi, Rena, Mion, Shion and Satoko.

>>40189941
>so did Keiichi, Rena, Mion, Shion and Satoko.
Wait a minute, that's only 5...

>>40189941
>Mion
Not proven. There's no decisive evidence that Tamaki was birthed by Mion.

>>40189959
Rika's dildo doesn't count as an actual sexual partner.

>>40189038
Same as Higurashi.

>>40189965
You can't 100% prove that the other club members had sex either. I would need video evidence for each of them

>>40189854
It's not fair, why aren't girls like her real?

>>40189993
The last time we showed video evidence, we ended up losing the MEGA.

>>40190014
damn...

>>40189993
I caught all of these kids having an orgy on security camera.

>t.Kumagai

>>40190023
video gets leaked to the press, K1's political career is over

>>40190050
If I've learned one thing from japanese fiction, then it's that politicians never have to face consequences for their crimes.

>>40190050
Kihiro killed him after realizing K1 was the one who got his mother pregnant, left before he could see the child and cheated on her with a multiple women.

>>40187526
Bern-sama is the champion of truth. I don't know how to save her soul but I wish to lend my strength and love to her. And walk the path of truth together.

>>40190119
I want to face fuck her right now

>>40189959
*scatters into butterflies

ISEKAI

>>40190152
This, but I wanna be Bern.

>>40190224
Let's do it

>>40190239
I didn't expect you to agree..

>>40190342
come 'ere, Bern-chama, it's sprouting time

>>40190357
What would the Bern-chama be into?
Granted that obviously she's asexual.

>>40190391
She would go with the flow, as long as I'm done with her quickly.

>>40189172
>>40189194
When Rudolf and Kyrie were discussing Battlers real mom in EP8

Voyager Witch Nao...

>>40190175
Stop talking about your friend's penis, Rika.

>>40190224
You don't want to be a cumdump, trust me.

I had seen someone posting part of this scene before, but I didn't get the full context. So, R07 broke Umineko in half just to mess with Erika.

Happy birthday, Satoshi. Would fug.

>>40190883
pretty based

>>40191102

>>40190883
Well, magic still wasn't involved in Erika's little mystery, it's just that Nao has no reason to deny Beatrice and magic just because, since her human side has had plenty of experiences with the supernatural already.

Same parody Detective Conan quote as in the Gou manga.

>>40191183
Which makes that entire segment all the more amusing. It's really only there to mess with Erika and for no other reason.

>>40191217
Yeah. Nao knows exactly what happens, but decides to accept the possibility of Beatrice's existence just to ensure Erika is the only loser. It's probably even more embarrassing than losing to Battler, thus explaining why Erika immediately goes on to view Nao as her new rival.
Ryukishi really spent more effort on this one event than he did on his actual non-gacha stories.

>>40191217
does this scene deny erikantrice?

>>40191455
Unless Erika has made the detective's declaration, no.

Ange's so heavy she's not allowed to use an elevator

>>40190883
All non-humans animals and insects count as inhuman beings, so this red is not very strong.

red text is autistic and i don't like it

>>40192434
It's to be expected, witches are autistic

>>40189977
absolutely destroyed

tables can't love either

How did a cat turn into a witch?

>>40192434
You have to be autistic to make a proper red text, and you also have to be autistic to be able to pierce a hole through the red text that'll stick. Red-blue battles are just a competition to see who can out-autism the other.

>>40183801

>>40192385
The word for interaction used there in Japanese is "交流", which is used for social/cultural interaction. It has to be specifically a two sided interact/cultural exchange, so playing with an animal is out.

You probably still could find a hole though, like maybe interaction through a cellphone could fit there?

lol remember ciconia?

>>40192957
no

>>40192957
Was that the mecha anime from 70s?

>>40191102
Stupid sexy Houjous

Dumb goat here, please enguide me.

So, i've just finished 4 and started chapter five an hour ago. and I feel kinda confused. Why battler is so focused on kill beatrice "the elegant/painless way"? Is he just being horny/in love or what (the tea sipping scene was awful imo). Like her sister literally fucking sacrified her self for him to recover yet and while he mentions he gotta go back to her, he keeps delaying beato game while he had the chance BEFORE bern and lamba took over the game.

at first I thought it was 07 fucking trying to stretch the story way over, but yeah, idk i am a goat, can someone explain?

>>40193331
chess isn't always about winning

imagine if your opponent, who you've spent a lot of time with, just stopped playing at the most intense part of the game

also, get out of here before you get spoiled

>>40193375
>imagine if your opponent, who you've spent a lot of time with, just stopped playing at the most intense part of the game
I mean, yeah, I get it, but why the fuck should I care? I got a opening to go back and see my sister which should be way more important....right? priorities where due. that's what I don't get.

>chess isn't always about winning
Then...?

>>40189882
>Satoshi only ended up marrying Shion due to lingering brain damage.
Pretty sure he didn't even have a say in the matter.

>>40193384
reach the heart of the story and you'll find the answer you're seeking

>>40193402
so, keep reading, understood, will btfo myself before spoilers arrive. Thanks anons

>>40193331
>Is he just being horny/in love or what (the tea sipping scene was awful imo).
Yeah, basically that. He's starting to think there's more to Beatrice than just torturing him and falling in love with her. Well, there's another reason too, but for the narrative you're following up to that point, that's the impression you're supposed to have, yeah.

>>40193400
I wonder if Satoshi will get one of these magic schizo cards

>>40193518
Takano only had two SSRs until recently then got HS and Dark Awakening one after the other, I'm pretty sure Satoshi will get those two soon too.

>>40193518
What could cause Satoshi's dark awakening?
Satoko no longer calling him Nii-Nii?
Shion letting him top in bed for once?

>>40193331
umineko sucks, that's your answer. battler being horny for the witch is basically it. it's dumb, and it's all downhill from here, enjoy

>>40193612
loveless goat hands typed this post

>>40193612
Anon, ryu07 didn't call you a goat. Stop being mad.

>>40193609
HS Satoshi probably will just look into his backstory, with maybe a bad end scenario where he escapes from Irie.

Dark Awakening Satoshi probably would be him waking up in the middle of the Outbreak scenario. Then he could just be killed by Miyabi or Midori, or if they want something tragic he meets Satoko, neither one acknowledge the other as their sibling, then they fight to the death, then he wakes up in the Saikoroshi-like world, only remembering that as a dream like most other characters.

>>40193647
>maybe a bad end scenario where he escapes from Irie.
that mite be cool

I may not have the brain cells to fully understand Umineko, but the tears that dripped down my cheeks did not lie.

>>40193667
When They Cry

I wonder what would Kirie look like.

we really need a platform for eroge let's plays

>>40193974
Wrong thread?

>>40193994
no I'm thinking about it right now

>>40191102
>>40191137
SEX

>>40194004
anges cum cup

Try looking in that place you dare not look!
You'll find me there, staring back at you!

kanon

>>40194065

I like umineko but damn
Maria...

>>40194173
we know rosa

>>40193518
Satoshi hasn't even gotten an infection story yet, and all signs point towards Tamura being next in line for one, so it will probably take more than a month for Satoshi, assuming he's directly after her, and not Chisame or something.
I'm also not sure if he'd ever get a Dark Awakening story, much like Rika, since all of those stories are placed within the setting of a single event, where his existence explicitly goes completely unacknowledged, to the point where everyone believes Satoko to be an only child.
That's just a big plot point for the main story that I can't see them try to cover that in a single character story, while also try to cover the dark awakening aspect at the same time.

>>40193518
Please no. He's suffered enough. I only want happy cards for him now.

Say happy birthday to my brother-in-law

>>40194040
>cum cup
So freaking based my man. men's culture fetish. I've cummed so many times fantasizing about rika drinking my cum cup or someone's else

holy shit
Now that's an interesting bit of trivia I have never heard of.

>>40192738
My wife

>>40194573

>>40194573
>>40194580

Each Cicada's favorite sexual activity:

Shion:
-pegging
-receiving analingus
-sex in public places

Mion:
-missionary sex
-having her pussy fingered
-clothed sex

Rena:
-using all kinds of dildos and vibrators
-fellatio
-69

Rika:
-Ass to mouth
-Hardcore gangbangs
-Irrumatio

Satoko:
>S-Sex?! Y-Yeah, I do it all the time!

Bonus - other characters:

Takano:
-SS officer BDSM cosplaying

Chie:
-coprophagia

Akane:
-threesomes with younger boys

Hanyuu:
-(Difficult to satisfy) Hours-long sex marathons until mind break or passing out

Is Bernkastel still a virgin?

>>40194642
Good post.

>>40194540
Tea and cum COCKtail..

>>40194642
>Shion:
>-pegging
Nice.

>>40194650
I love rika with small tits and rika with big tits
I love bern with small tits and bern with big tits

>>40194642
I wanna Shion...

>>40194650
Yes, but not for lack of trying.

>>40194642
>Irrumatio
As we spoke earlier about bern..

>>40194612
Why would Mion thirst after Akane?

>>40194642
Chiebros...
What's the difference between fellatio and irrumatio?

>>40194768
I couldn't find another image delivering the same message.

>>40194776
Fellatio shes the controller
Irrumatio you think youre the contoller but in fact she dooms you

There's a reason she's called Irrumatoko

>>40194957
The fact that her face is extremely fuckable doesn't mean she'd enjoy it

>>40194574
At the front.

>>40194083
Eua and Bern never interacted in any WTC work.

>>40195216
eua is featherine

>>40195216
They interact in the classic film Bern does Berlin, a genuine highlight of the larger When They Cry franchise.

Question Anon here, why didn't Battler spray Bernkastel with water during their confrontation? She is a cat after all.

Finally, a good theory.

fuck kanon post jessica

>>40195415
Why didn't we listen to him?

>>40194981
Eventually she will

>>40195407
>spray Bernkastel with water
are you the one who made dame dame meme subs?

>>40195438
No I'm Question Anon.

>>40195442
look there isn't enough room for two esls itt besides I ask questions here

>>40195469
No I do, it's my entire thing, I ask questions, do you understand that?

>>40195481
Are you sure? Your previous post wasn't a question.

>>40195515
I had to make a clone in order to say that previous post. What even is the dame dame meme subs and what does esl itt mean?

>>40195481
the real question is why battler didn't pull her tail it's her weakest point

"Beatrice is a bomb" bit is killing me.

>>40195536
>dame dame meme subs
check out the archive it's a meme sub with broken english
>esl
english as a second language
>itt
in this thread

>>40195536
Dame Dame subs are some subs released years ago by a group of people that frequented this website, they did 10 episodes and stopped

Dame Dame Expansion subs are unofficial subs of episodes 11 through 26 I did for the anons in these threads

Doujinshi where battler and bern having sex?

>>40195790
Why don't you find one yourself?

>>40185228
Uminrko fandom wiki

>>40195978
a doujinshi where bern taking over rika

>>40186634
I think Ange would be desperate for any friend at all. She really needs one. You could save her.

>>40186669
Opposite of my experience. If you come across bad people it's much worse in rural areas too because you can't really get away from them fully.

>>40196089
she's rich why doesn't she get all the friends she needs

>>40196119
Shit, I live in a city with a population of 300k and sometimes I worry a bit about finding certain people who live close to where I am. I can't imagine living in a town like that.

>>40196236
the vn addresses this if you actually read it

>>40196089
Ange wouldn't be desperate enough to hang out with an old virgin

>>40188850
Not wanting your gf and wife to be the same person is bad
He also complained that if Rena was his wife it would be difficult because she'd always catch onto his lies but you shouldn't lie to your wife!
No wonder why someone like him can't create a good love story to save his life

>>40196272
>300k
>city
a what?

>>40196315
not all cities are big

>>40193331
Because Ryukishi's writing goes to shit in the answer arcs. Seriously. Battled x Beatrice is a garbage shit and they were so much more entertaining together when they hated each other.
Ange truly deserves a better onii-chan.

>>40196310
>you shouldn't lie to your wife!
That's a nice sentiment, but that only works up 'till the point where she asks if her ass looks fat in that dress, or if you think she's a schizo who shouldn't be allowed around children. There's no good honest answer to the kind of questions women ask.

>>40196292
Proof?

>>40196291
I'm currently rereading umineko but I will be glad if you answer that

>>40196396
If you marry a woman you can't be honest to then it's your own fault
I (Keiichi) always tell the truth to my wife (Rena) and we are very happy together (real)
Also I thought all women wanted their asses to look fat now

>>40196437
She finds that disgusting

>>40196442
she talks in great detail about her life and why it sucks so much near the beginning of the episode that introduces her as a main character

>>40196442
I mean, not him but you can't buy real friends with money. Better to be alone than with only fake friends.

>>40196396

>>40196119
It's wasn't really rural vs urban thing, more about primary school sizes. The larger institutions are always worse.

>>40195244
Meds.

>>40196485
I mean she have okonogi right a business friend why not making friends and money at the same time

>>40196464
There's not a single women out there who actually wants men to be honest.
Keiichi knows this, and as such lies all the time, and taught his son to do the same.
"Of course honey, you look amazing without a face."
"No, I'm definitely not involved in any large-scale fraud operations."
"I'd never spend my time thinking of sex with Satoko while lying in bed with you."
Y'know, that kinda thing.

>>40196549
>okonogi
>friend

Satoko is secretly a middle aged man

>>40196605
If all middle aged men were Satokos, the world would be a much better place.

>>40196505
The Ninth Commandment states that you shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
Wives aren't neighbours, and in fact count as property, so it is not only allowed to lie against your wife, you are in fact encouraged to do so.

>>40194642
>Rena prefers dildos and fellatio over your raw cock in her pussy
This is literally NTR...

>>40196574

>>40191102
Cute braindamaged retard.