/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40176983
Like milking a Holst but she's big and she's the one that wears the pants in the relationship, I'd be up for that.

>>40177280

>>40177280
3rd for milking Ushis!

>>40177302
Gonna run an Ushi dairy

I like jabberwock. She is funny and cute and interesting. Very personality filled.

Ahem.
HOMEMADE LEMONADE AVAILABLE AT THE FOREMAN'S BARRACKS.

>>40177338
Anubi Lemonade, MMMmmmm.

I'm trying to decide between a few stories. I don't know which one I want to write more. Can someone help me decide?
>Anon wakes up in an Apophis' dungeon after being bitten by her. She has a mutated/altered bite which makes it not over quickly inject lots of demonic energy but also temporarily weakens him so she can have her way with him. She has him lying on a massive bed, coils around him, fucks his braisn out, and thats about it. Short and sweet.
>A camping trip/teaparty with cheshire, hatter and march hare. Sitting on march hares lap, whilst anon notices that he is a lot smaller. They offer him more cookies, cheshire does some magic bullshit, hatter makes hot chocolate and march hare gives anon an handjob. Then, cheshire fucks him, then hatter, then he falls alseep on her lap.
>Anon finds himself in a shadowy, dusty, abandonded-seeming castle, not sure how he got there. He starts to hear a patter. Assumes its the rain. Looks out the window, sees a foggy, dark, purple forest and that its not rainy. Patter gets louder, arachne pulls up. He tries to run, but notices that the air feels really heavy and he now feels really lonely and weak. Weakly walks to her, she embraces him, and he gets taken to the non-abanonded part of the castle
I may end up doing all 3, but I can't decide which one to do now. Help me.

>>40177444
Tea party

>>40177444
Gotta go with tea party tom

>>40177318
I heard their milk tastes like coffee and chocolate

>>40177595
Oh, yeah. Need to put 'Tom...' in there somewhere.

>>40177603
Its quite rich, as befitting of big spider cows.

>>40177338
THANK YOU

>>40177444
im a grapesnakefag so that one

>First boy student to all undead school
>Puberty hitting hard
>Realize zombies don’t object to being groped, fingered, or carried off to the bathroom like vampires, wights, liches and phantoms
>Hell the zombies seem to love it as they line up outside eager for their turn
>Single-handedly manage to get every zombie out of special dead class and into regular classrooms before spring break
>Doesn’t mean they’re wights yet but they’re at least smart enough to do algebra and basic physics
>Other undead are jealous
>Wight invites me over to work on our group project
>Go to use the bathroom and get lost back on the way to her room
>Find the zombie servant quarters
>Get kicked out
>At least I get to take the maids I fucked home with me
>Have to group up with zombies I’ve been fucking
>Surprisingly smart and hard working with a fresh load of cum inside them

>>40177841
You realize how big your harem is now, right?

>>40177414
I want to be engulfed by a big Anubis.

>>40177841
>special dead
fuck off lmao

>>40177841
Congrats, anon. You've cemented your role as their support for the next eternity.

>>40177954
all of us deserve harems for what we endured pre portal

>>40178052
even if we dont want one?

I don't even have enough self confidence to think I can provide enough love for one monster, let alone multiple.

>>40178224
thats cool. now get in the dark matter vat.

>>40178224
You absolutely have enough. It'll just require some effort on her part.

>>40178284
But I only have 2 hands anon.
How could I possibly rub more than 2 pregnant bellies at once?

>>40178224
I reckon I could provide enough love for 3 hellwans, it would be rough but I would power through it.

>>40178362
There are multiple potions for that

>>40177280

>>40178495
Smoking is gross.

>>40178553
Uooooh purple erotic

I want to be incubized quickly, by a baphomet.
And I want her to call it her humanity correcting rape special attack.

Beware of small young foxes.
You can never tell just how big they'll get as adults.

i want to be incubized slowly, by a scientist succ
And i want her to call it her protoabyssal cumpump spell even though its just normal incubization

>>40177280
When you just say hi to a single hebi

>>40178224
I think It's better this way that they remain a fantasy, as I prefer to be alone, as I don't like it when other people touch me. I don't like sex either. It's nice to have thoughts about them, but I'm pretty sure things would just go wrong. It's probably better to just look at some art and read writings about them.

>>40178668
They grow proportionate to how much they are spoiled.

Nothing beats Dorome mud.

>>40176697
>Seesaw.
Actually a good name Anon, for a popular position that afaik doesnt have an official name yet.
You should make it so.
Maybe add it to Urban dictionary.

>>40178639
NEED BIG BOOBA KRAKEN GF

>>40178780
i'm going to spoil her womb

>>40178668

>>40177299
Nice Hoss.
My gearqueer autism suggests those are a bone-conduction headset to leave her cute ears unimpeded.

We need less smug kots and more has-a-panic-attack-if-she-loses-sight-of-you kots

Hellhound belly

>>40178821
the fuck

>>40178793
With her size it might be hard to reach unless you properly excite her, I recommend 4lbs of tofu and some macha.

>>40178114
Start with 2 or 3, or just one girl who has a few sisters or friends who'll keep 'accidentally dropping around'
>until enough guys get thru the Portal to start balancing the numbers, its part of your responsibilities to help share the burden
All except the most possessive Hebis etc most reasonable mamonos are going to agree with their thirsty co-workers and cousins that its only fair to share.
A 1st-waifu is always the cheif waifu anyway.

>Krakens mentioned

I hope you're going to watch the cup finals with your yeti friend

>>40178837
>Fox is so horny that her womb lowers down to kiss anon's dick

>>40178828
im pretty sure thats just abs

>>40178891
ANON NO NOTHING BADS HAPPENED YET WE DONT NEED TO BASEDPOST

>>40177931
Loli ice elemental types are too cute

>>40178817
Like a protectkot or a a clingykot? Either way, we dont need less smug kots.

>My friend once again said me why I was still alone and why I'm fag who fucked his only chances.
>He want me to wake up
>I drink to cope
>I'm once again drunk as hell, like yesterday, and other one, and other other one, etc
Portals need to open fast and I really need the Cheshire ass or maybe I should just do a backflip to enter wonderland.
Pic related?

>>40178828
>>40178939

>>40177841
>forgetting about the jiangshi cheerleaders

>>40178891
>>40178945

>Get cheshire ass in one chest
>Fuck it because why not
>Now every chest I open is cheshire ass

>Anon gets a badass kanji tattoo
>He was told that it means "Warrior's burning soul"
>It actually means "Slut for white snakes"

>>40179094
Ah the wonderlandic gloryhole.

What would the automaton equivilent of judgement day be like? Dark matter nuke and swarms of automatons?

>>40177444
spooder

I could be snuggled up with my waifu and seeing the world with mana-teleporters.

Instead I've spent the last fours hours sifting through YT garbage while pretending to work in a job I don't like.

Why were we born to suffer?

Would you live the quiet life, adventure, join the momono army? What's a day in the life of anon?

>>40179047
Miss Hound! Your nipples have turned to gold!

>>40179131

>>40179047
Camel by Camel.

>You and a friend walk up to a knight to ask her for the city's dance
>"Go with the dance with ypu?! Haahaa! I am wait out of your league, But I am sure some girl would want to go with you... like your mom or something! Haha!"
5 hours latter
>You are with a bouquet of flowers in a Dragonia in an area known for having unmarried Wurms
>2 says latter
>Knight: "QUIT IT WITH THAT SMIRK! THERE'S NOTHING COOL ABOUT BRINGING YOUR MOTHER TO THE DANCE!"

What did Cheshy do?

A boss appeared!
>fight
>skill
>item
>run

>>40179219
Play tag

>>40179210
Licked hellwans butt while she was riding anon, as a joke of course.

>>40179210
ate all the hidden food left by wock

Hello
Can I get a mclolipussy and cunny soda?

Go green

>>40179255
>>40179255
Nah. All we sell is extra large haginators and milky teats

birthday

>>40179303
lovely, you getting old as dirt!

>>40177975
Gimme both the temple guard and temple priestess anubises

>>40179303
happy birthday anon

Post your best ratatoskr pics please!

>>40179348
While I should tell you to just go to the gallery, I like this one.

>>40179348
Sorry but ratas are extra

>>40179348
just look at ur mom

>>40179359
What's she reading?

>>40179367
Rata momster would be cool.

>>40179365
Mgs unironically being happily married to neet-like guys gives me joy.

>>40179373
cookie recipe

>>40179365
Danukis are just ratas with a different tail pattern and an obsession with money

>>40178961
Stop being a fag and drinking. She wants a real man. Git gud anon

>>40179384
They're not as good at climbing trees, too.

>>40179383
For me, it’s when they make them fit and happier with themselves is what makes me happy

>>40179365
I’m going to make a portrait of this tankui and give it to her for free as well as her foxy friend as well

>>40179449
Note MGs are stated multiple times to not care about physical appearance, so even if they can, they most barely change the appearance of their husbands, usually the changes are about stuff that get in the way of sex, like obesity that outright makes sex harder or old age that gets in the way of sex. So unless the husband wants to be fit, he usually won't change to be such.

Alight, now post your best danuki pics!

>>40179395
Ahahahahahah. Like I can't stop being a drunk tard. I should she wants it. Maybe you're right but I can't endure more pain for her. Sorry

>>40179572

>>40179449
>>40179561
Even if she doesn't mind my appearance, I'd like to look good so it doesn't look embarrassing when we're together outside.

>>40179585
Shunk

>>40179585
cute skunk

>>40179561
I don't mind the appearance altering to some extent. I think there's room to be our best selves, whether it's weight, skin condition, tone, or any small thing.

It's any mental changes that I get nervous about.

>>40179603
They won’t change you that all much aside from maybe confidence issues or other things

>>40178891
>Ye're fond of me lobster ain't ye?

>>40179603
What if your monster girl wife made you less retarded

Short oni is an oxymoron but one im happy exists

>>40179627
Nah, I like being dum

>>40179635
Crazy cat oni lady

>>40179619
Well charm magic is a big thing, even if it's very limited and temporary. And I actually love charm magic with the caveat that it more amplifies feelings and can't be used to deceive. Feelings of warmth, comfort, trust and desire.

But you also have the obvious bit about becoming more desiring of sex. Not really a bad thing especially since it's probably impossible to tell if it's magic related or you just crave something you really enjoy much more.

Unfortunately a lot of stories, and the canon to an extent, dial things to 11. Canon has the excuse of being flawed perceptive, but many of our writers have their characters literally physically abused but mamono mana makes them fall in love anyway or other such garbage.

>>40179654
>but many of our writers have their characters literally physically abused but mamono mana makes them fall in love anyway or other such garbage.
I can smell your autism from over here, EA.

>>40179662
I don't think ive ever had a character "abused"

>>40179662
Who the hell is EA and why do you think I'm them?

>>40179603
It's just some minor updates to be attracted to the monster parts and be super into sex.

>>40179603
if im correct it really only boils down to amplification of what you already love about her.

>>40179694
I get it. Point being, I don't see why people get worked up on superficial physical changes. Who cares if your waifu wants you a bit leaner?

>>40179591
If you want to be a chad and your wife doesn't mind you changing your appearance, then it should happen, if I recall correctly mamono mana also allows you to change your own appearance, provided your waifu doesn't oppose it.

>>40179710
You can change yourself all you want but you still u in the end

>>40179603
Only thing I'd hope for appearance wise is better skin. Maaaaaybe slightly more meat on my bones, but otherwise not much, just enough to reach a healthy weight.

>>40179735
I'd like reasonable limits so that personal growth is still relevant.

It's health that I have a hard line. Incubization should heal anything and grant a long, healthy lifespan. Everyone should have the chance for a happy ending.

>>40179603
>I don't mind the appearance altering to some extent. I think there's room to be our best selves

I am really clingly about becoming /fit/, thin is okay, but I really want the contrast to exist between me and my super buff waifu. If I am /fit/ even if she is bigger, it would take away from that.

>>40179753
>I'd like reasonable limits so that personal growth is still relevant.

I don't understand why mamono mana allowing you to change your appearance with no limits would limit "personal growth".

>>40179771
Well, if you could become swol with no effort wouldn't that take away some of the growth getting there?

Anon is an idiot. There's your answer. Now post monstergirls.

>>40179790
no, you deserve it for getting through the portals.

>>40179561
Who wouldn't want to be fit?

>>40179805
If it makes you happy, then that's what counts.

>>40179799

>>40179790
>no effort
Do you have any idea how much sexercise you need to do?

>>40179826
Latenight's a gift. You fucks didn't chase him away, did you?

>>40179790
Nah, it just means for me, that you get endless stamina after a while

>>40179826
That's one thing I would love to do; dance for hours with my waifu.

>>40179824
You can do better than that

>>40179852
no lewding the bookgoat
she's too innocent

>>40179809
Me, but it is wierd because I want my waifu to be a muscular. I want to be thin to empahize the contrast between me and my waifu.

>>40179866
Who said anything about muscular? You can be a thin athletic build while your wife has the muscle mass.

>>40179857
The goal is to make her lewd you.

>>40179866
otter mode, bro

>>40179889

>>40179892
>>40179790
No really, honestly because so many things take effort we have rationalized it is a good thing, but in reality there is no reason why it should matter. If you want to get swole the hard way you could just do that and mamono mana would not make you swole, but would most likely help in things like making sure you get buffed up without your genetics mattering. MGs being able to be muscled going by some KC tweets and settings info without working out is while not directly stated, pretty much indirect canon. Minotaurs are walls of muscle despite being lazy, KC confirmed a lot of Hellhounds are muscular and also said Hellhounds don't tend to do martial arts (so they likely don't work out either). It would also explain why warrior MGs like Salamanders that work out a lot are not buff in a majority and can have the profile pic body, to look "femenine" I guess, just as mamono mana can make you buff it should also be able to keep you from getting muscular if you want. KC also implied in a tweet that aside from the races that KC have confirmed to have large numbers of "big tall" girls (Hellhounds, Minotaurs, Ogres and Amazons from what I recall) big muscular members of other races is also to be expected, so it seems MGs can get buff quite easily. That's just my theory and wisfhul thinking from the bits I could put together from settings material and KC tweets though.

How strong do you think Runya's Runya's magic will be when she finally gets a husband and becomes capable of using magic, note, it isn't that she can't do it, but that when she tries to use it, she becomes sleepy, she still has Bapho huge strenght. That she can't even cast a single spell without becoming drained, could imply her magic is so strong it can't be controlled for even simple spells.

>>40179892
Sorry, I accidentally quoted you here >>40179907

>>40179907
I mean they aren't human and were originally created to be killing machines. Sort of makes sense that they are at some level inherently strong.

I sort of agree with your first sentence, but there's satisfaction in learning new things or improving yourself physically. It's a fine line, but as I mentioned earlier, good health and a long life should be a baseline so that becoming strong or knowledgeable is a true passion project that anyone can pursue, and bad genetics shouldn't hold you back. I think there's a middle ground, but I'm happy to default with whatever makes the individual happiest.

>>40179929
it okay, i dont mind but I just think that u get endless stamina to match that of your wife after a while which translates to being able to train for longer or they reduce rest and increase growth

>incubize after being married to a monster for a while
>become a little boy, appearance wise
>wife suddenly gains a few years in only appearance, she gets a milf body
wtf bros

>>40179904
Runya Runya is an incredibly selfish and lewd girl that wants nothing more than to monopolize her precious onii-chan all day, every day.
She loves gathering erotic literature from all over, and fantasizing for hours about a strong and reliable onii-chan doing to her all the things she reads about in her books.
She is a very lewd and lazy girl that plays with herself in bed while her subordinates go about running her Sabbath.
She spends too much time sleeping and dreaming about all the lewd things onii-chan will do to her.
She is a naughty girl that deserves punishment. That is the sort of little goat girl that Runya Runya is.

>>40179994
sounds dope but I'll be even smaller that any of my wifes then

>>40179994
haha, u a little boy that needs his milkies

>>40180004
this kusogaki goat needs correction

>>40179994
yes please thank you this please thanks yes thanks please yes please mhm please yes

>>40179994
Sounds cool, personally I'd prefer to end up with a ripped wife.

>>40180060
she can still have abs if shes older, ya know?

>>40180004
Those are some oddly large breasts.

>>40180067
Yeah, just the other post mentioned "milf body" which I think implies more curves and softness. Older muscle lady sounds hella hot.

>>40179948
I agree that good health (which I don't think requires /fit/) is a reasonable baseline. Though we know it isn't the case as KC mentioned MG wives reducing fat only to the point it no longer interferes with sex. I recall multiple tweets KC states he works out, I think the reason why being fat can remain is just so that fatanons and fatjapan MGE readers don't think "Mgs wouldn't like me!" or to make a point over how little they care about physical appearance. Though, unless they think their husbands look "cute" by remaining fat, I don't see why MGs wouldn't support their husbands in having further changes in their bodies to be happier more secure in themselves. I do see many of the most keeping their formerly fat husbands at "chubby" level because they think it is "cute". I also imagine extreme yanderes like Hebis, if they marry a fat man might want to keep him that way "so no one else lays their eyes on him.

>>40180077
she's a healthy girl

>>40180088
Irl most muscle girls and the most massive ones are milfs.

>>40177280
Goat milk.

>>40180094
>keep a man unattractive to stop wandering eyes
Creepy.

>>40180094
>fat
>interfering with sex
Clearly KC has never read any H-mangas.

>>40180144
We will be a baphomets dream

>>40180144
There's fat and there's morbidly obese.

>>40180152
>>40180144
ewwww, i woudl rather not want to imagine that pls

>>40180094
>I do see many of the most keeping their formerly fat husbands at "chubby" level because they think it is "cute".

Didn't completed the sentence her, I meant I think many of the most dominant MGs do keep their husbands if they were fat at "chubby" level because it looks "cute".

>>40180142
I mean, the point of yanderes is being creepy. Though I think Hebis would allow their fat husbands to get thin, they just would require a lot of convincing to do, as well as many sessions of intense yandere sex and antics because the Hebi's line of thougnt will natually flow to "you only want to attract other women!"

>>40180144
I want a chunky Cheshire. Not obese but pleasantly plump.

>>40180162
You could probably find a doujin of it easily enough.

>>40179907
every time I read MG in my head I read it as Metal gear

>>40180106
who cares about shitty ass 3d

>>40180215
i want an obese chesh to fuck

>>40180248
fancy ojou cow

>>40180248
Put the glasses on.

>>40180246
Feeding her treats and spoiling her rotten while she gets more pregnant and large.

>>40180269
ye and having her eat the treats off of you and putting tons of whipped cream on your ween

>>40179790
I personally headcanon some things as being easier with Mamono Mana but not just pure magic because I enjoy the struggle and payoff of hard work

For example I’m a nurse, I imagine if the portals opened that Mamono doctors could heal afflictions, speed up healing, or cast magic to ensure a recovery but we still gotta set your broken bone so buckle up. And then I imagine the lich Palliative care doc just takes care of the cases that are unsalvageable. Of course it’s just personal headcanon

>>40180259
roddy piper pls go

I want to marry the most unattractive looking monster girl
I want to be way out of her league
I want to look like a supermodel standing next to her
I want to still love and cherish her as much as possible
I want to make her the happiest woman in the world

I want to marry a loli.
Witch, wendigo, redcap, nacha, alice. It matters not to me.
It does but I'm rape bait if the rest get to me first

I just want to marry a fat monster and be used like her love doll that she loves very much

I need a bakunyuu giant ant that seems confused as to why I find her still being able to work so amazing.

>>40180225
Same. I keep typing 'MGs' and changing it to monster girl because i hear david hayter saying 'Huurghghg... Metal geeeaeaar'

What's there to see and do in MGC?

>>40180384
the rare metal and gears made out of metal museum

>>40180384
You can get shanked and raped in the slums, get high snorting powder mad hatter hat in the club off a Kakuens ass, Steal the hat off an MGC officer and replace it with a massive condom, fuck a hag in little hagtown or go down to little misttown for love you long and me so horny soup

>>40180391
you try to make it sound boring but I went to a museum with my friend the the week and he gushed the whole time over pottery shards

>>40180384
Visit pyramid station! The terminus of all transport in the city from buses to trains

>>40180238
I am just using to to make a point that muscular milfs can actually look very good as good or better than young muscle girls.

>>40180418
ah yes the greatest waste of tax money

>>40180407
This cannot be! A museum to surpass the metal gear exhibit?!

Have you drawn or commissioned art of your wife before?

>>40180384
the lovely beaches of virgin bay

>>40180440
yes, i have. multiple times in fact

>>40180440
I haven't hit rock bottom yet

>>40180384
Well, there's always some bouts/fights to be seen from oni wrestling to more formalized duels or even mage duels.

>>40178854
I don't want a harem. Let me be loyal to one woman and one woman only.

>>40180455
Just pray the kikis don't go at it again

>>40180428
well now we have a mayor who doesn't even know taxes are

>>40180451
It really is, isn't it?
But maybe in another world your waifu appreciates it.

>>40180455
>>40180455
>>40180455
Im just going to slip every attack and just win by not doing anything at all aside from dodging

>>40180464
Listen, maid fights are quite serious but there's always a bunch of fights for him to take in while he's in town.

I will not touch the cow

>>40180378
wow you must be a real hayter of that acronym

>>40180491
hey, fellow clowntown resident, Hows it honkin?

>>40180488
She wasn't asking.
You will touch the cow, willing or not.

>>40180384
the flower district is always nice

>>40180455
Can I make money as a fighter there? I aint got nothinh upstairs so might as well do something fun while I am at it

>>40180384
What would happen if just after being isekaid you enter the MGC police station to ask if anyone knows where you can get a place to live?

>>40180527
social housing

>>40180527
i would find someway to hang myself like merchandise off my shirt or something and put my price at a bacon burger and a cup of milk

>>40180505
because the cow can't touch herself

>>40180519
Depends on if you are into fist fighting, dueling, wrestling, 'styleless combat' or something else.

As with most things, you need to really get into the major league before you can decently paying contract.

DO fist android girls.

>>40180094
>Hebis, if they marry a fat man might want to keep him that way "so no one else lays their eyes on him.
They keep them fat, so no one else goes after them. And in the off chance some other girl does, they eat their husband, so they can't lay their slutty, whore hands on him either. Bigger man, bigger meal. Of course he won't be harmed other than some PTSD from the ordeal.

Moral of the story, stay away from snakes. They're yandere by default, and their yandereness makes them unpredictable in what lengths they'll go to to protect their man. Stick with mice girls instead. Not yandere. Won't eat you. Will just cuddle with you, play with you, and give you lots of offspring!

>>40180225
I read it as EM GEEs

>>40180558
gonna go with MMA, and getting ground and pounded takes a whole new meaning now

>>40180527
Officer Hellwan arrests you for vagrancy and puts you under personal probation, you move in with her on monday.

>>40180384
As you get nearer the Demon Lord's castle, theres better resteraunts.

>>40180384
Stop at Wok Wok

>>40180563

>>40180575
I demand to see the judge, surely this is police abuse and I have the right to an attorney and since I can't pay for one, the city must provide it.

>>40178789

>>40180609
Sure, here's your public defender

>>40180609
she's going to make sure your pelvis is shattered before you can even go to the judge

>>40180609
Your public defender will be Ms Danukistein, the case will be presided over by the honorable judge Cerberus Hellenwan who is definitely not related to officer Hellenwan. Your case is scheduled in 10 months, until then you will be be wearing a special collar and your probation officer will see to it you adapt to life in MGC.

I hope momonikia isn't the only sabbath in town or I'll have to escape into the countryside.

>>40180670
Marune appreciator, I see.

>>40180734
seeing nothing but unfinished holstaur cgs has done strange things to my mind.

>>40180751
Finally, a man broken to the almighty titty

>>40180786
Hathor and her priestesses claim another soul...

>>40180824
I love nice thick dick sucking lips as well

>>40180824
why even bother with clothes? or whatever you want to call those bits of cloth stapled to her

>>40180836
It's actually even lewder than no clothes at all

>>40180851
i dont think that really applies here. It leaves so little to the imagination that the sexiness is gone to the point that it feels trashy.

>>40180851
Nah it’s kewder when she’s covered but it’s a tight dress

>>40178952
Clingykots.

>>40180575
I also demand a trial. But I want her to move in with me, my home is nicer, and I want to be the big spoon on the weekends

>>40179603
Aside from the cock enhancements I'd mostly just want to be less hairy. I want to get licked by my wife without all that body hair getting in the way and it just looks terrible on me anyway. Also, get rid of that obnoxious mole sticking out on my face (and few others on my body). I regret not getting rid of it when I had the chance.

>>40180936
I want to be a cute femboy for my demon/hellwan

>>40180957
You are entering faggot territory

>>40180970
bro, he is just the usual shitter, dont give him what he wants

>>40180957
You don't have to go femboy, just shave

Jiangshis are blind with that paper in their face, that is why they have their arms out

>>40180974
It's weird. The last couple of hours has been a discussion on physical changes that boil down to everyone getting what they want within reason. Anon mentions he wants to be a bit feminine and that all goes out the window. Makes you wonder how many of us here actually deserve a waifu.

>>40181017
Nah, I get not wanting to be hairy and all but becoming a femboy is too far

I want to marry and have sex with an Alp.

>>40180824
Best goddess.

>>40180987
That sounds like something a Jiangshi would want me to think.

>>40181028
Ironically, wanting to be hairless strikes me as the biggest typical part of being a femboy. What else is more extreme? Long hair? Nice clothes? Jewellery? If his waifu is happy with it, more power to him.

>>40181040
Brother, that is haram! Here- marry and impregnate this natural succubus instead!

>>40180970
Nothing wrong with that, it is [current year]

>>40181057
No, just go up to a jianshi, She'll try to turn to see you but the paper is in the way

>>40181091
alp or not, theyre no different from a succ

>>40181123
But you'd know.

I wish to have sex with the best undead, Jiangshis

>>40181109
Undead hands typed this

>>40181147
>Smug Jiangshi
>"He he, I see you have acknowledge the TRUE vampires then. I'll have you know that people are too quick to latch on to our inferior western counterparts th-"
>he's too busy staring at her tits to take it all in

Fairly new here, which MGs are the awoos? Or fox MGs.

>>40181220
>Anon pokes her titty and watches her tits jiggles
>Anon is just memezried by the titty
>He then goes around to see her ass and just sticks his face between her massive cheeks

>>40181257
The downside of being so stacked, it makes Anon stupid.

>>40181248
Any of the dog family, Anubis, Werewolf, Hellhound, Sometimes Cheshire, Kobold.

>>40181248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_tgUM1Hkw

Ordinary Werewolf

>>40181289
I love how everytime I post dancing tamamo, there's always one anon that replies with this to me, based FU enjoyer.

>>40181248
>fox mgs
Ye know not for what ye ask, stranger

>>40181316
would be better if she had a throbbing erect dog benis

>>40180670
But momonika being the only sabbath in town sounds great, msgk everywhere.

>>40177280

>>40181284
Thanks, fellow anon!
>>40181327
I know exactly how Im risking my life just to touch the fluffy tail, bring it you sneaky vulpine lady.

>>40181356
>webs up her arrows
>shoots you
>uses web-rope to tow you over to her
>coccoons you
>rape ending #5385
How the fuck are spider archers balanced. Horse archer centaurs are OP enough but this is just fucking busted. dipshit dev demon lord won't balance her shitty game

>>40181146
probably wouldnt. why would it make a difference anyway

how do you explain mgs?

>>40181422
girls with animalistic traits/traits of monsters that want a husband and (usually? dont know if its always but probably most of the time) several children.
unnaturally horny, usually powerful/has something better than a human.

when she smiles

>>40181422
Women without the flaws of women.

>>40181437
my brain gets deepfried

>>40181443
eh you night give someone the wrong impression with that explanation.

a way to a womans heart is through her stomach

>>40181422

>>40181450
This is a true statement.
Also lets your waifu get appropriately thick

>>40181422
My fetish

your hags you ordered have arrived

>>40181481
this isn't my brand...

>>40181422
It takes a while. The story gets kinda convoluted with 2.

>>40181481
I can fix them.

>>40181422
Women, but the monster is on the outside.

>>40181489
its gets weirder when you find out 2 is infact the forth game in the series
and that the secondgame has you use an owl to conivince a soldier that it was nightime dispite it being broard daylight

>>40181487
You orded the 2hu special, One computer fox and one gap hag
>>40181490
Sorry, we don't deliver to minors or larpers

>>40181498
The weirder thing in the second game is venomous hamsters.

>>40181481
I ordered the extra thick option.
I also did not pick the bondage option, I think you got my order mixed up with someone elses.

>>40181515
Don't mess with Zanzibar Hamster girls.
They have quite the bite.

>>40181422
It should've stopped at the first Solid game

>>40181519
I think I might have, Is this your order sir?

>>40181527
Its certainly an improvement.

>>40181562
so is this something more your speed?

>Go check an artist I like
>They're drawing nothing but human and danuki art
>It's the same human and danuki in every image
>Commision slots disappear in less than a minute every time so I can't even do that, either
No more big titty gremlins, I guess.

Consider dolphingirls rather than mermaids.

>>40181576
I think she's cute.

>>40181523
No, it should have stopped at Revengence.

>>40181577
But arent they real sadistic rapists?

>>40181589
Wrong. We should have gotten Revengence 2.

Fishy Titties

>>40181591
Surely not. Does that look like a sadistic rapist to you?

Worm gang rise up.

>>40181600
>mermaid appearing when you live in a desert
smells fishy

>>40181594
Reminder, the last metal gear game was Survive.

>>40181571
Yes, but it is best not to get too greedy here as this is straying off-topic a bit.

>>40181607
lolis are shitty untrustworthy larping hags
>>40181608
Ok
>>40181610
real fishy
>>40181616
understable

>>40181610
i like the dynamic entry of an unexpected sea bishop

>>40181610
>and shes teaching all about the fish you've never seen before

>>40181608
I wasn't aware Sola was Owen Wilson.

>>40181608
>have to pay the veggie toll or you get smoked
who will save us from these (cute) gangsters?

>Well, you did it anon, you get isekaid to the world of MGE
>Everything is perfect like KC envisioned his world
>There are couples everywhere and monster girls looking for a husband and all in all everything is paceful
>But there is only one issue
>They dont speak your language
>You tried to ask for help the best way you could but no one could undersand a single word you said.
>The few couples you ask tried to help you but with no avail
>One Monster girl (https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/)) saw everything that was happening and decided to intervene.
>Feeling a little wore down, you felt a hand gently holding yours and something resting in your head.
>Surprised you turned around and you see a monster girl looking at you worried with her hand resting in your head.
>She tell you something but with the whole language barrier you didnt understand anything.
>She pats your head and hold you hand guiding you to a big building.
>You decided to trust her since in this universe you are safer with a monster girl at your side, but still you are feeling a little anxious about the whole thing
>You finally arrived at what you think its a registry office? she leaves you in a chair and came back a little while with a paper in her hand.
>She give you a pen and it seems she is guiding you in signing something at the end of the paper.
>Well fuck it, you decided to sign the paper, what could go wrong.
>What you dont know its that she is planning to adopt you since she saw how lost and vulnerable you looked when you first came to this world, and it somehow wake up her maternal instinct.

What would happen in your case anon?

>>40181664
kind of seems a non-issue when you got hakutaku running about and eros, messengers of body language.

>>40181664
>Mino
most likely get trained to be stronger as well get used to milk with every meal

>>40181664
>Atlantis-Nacho
Oh no!?

>>40181664
Didnt we have this exact post not long ago?

>>40181664
>Nightgaunt
I dont know what is about to happen at all

>>40181664
Before I roll, I'd still prefer to establish at least basic communication, like her name and some simple words.
>Familiar
I don't really want to deal with Sabbath and I don't know how I'll explain to her that I'm into larger ladies.
>>40181689
I didn't remember, but you're right. >>39850599 Running out of ideas?

>>40181664
>shog
i never had a chance

>>40181664
What would happen is I wouldn't go with some rando woman wirhout first knowing where we're going and why and I sure as fuck wouldn't sign any piece of paper she shoved in my face without knowing what it is.

>>40181714
draw a female with massive tna

>>40181649
I dont think thats her. The hair is different.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news

>>40181660
A long girl to surpass mega worm

>>40181761
I have zero artistic talent, but I suppose boobs and big biceps on the stickwoman I draw will convey the message well enough.

>>40181832
I got a bad case of loving you!

>>40181832
you've got untamable penis syndrome

>>40181828
I can't see worm without seeing her.

>>40181828
wonder what it's like to get nubbed

>>40181918
Probably unexpectedly good

>>40181660
There's no stopping them

>>40181860
No pills gonna cure my ill
but hellhound hugs will

>>40181828
We all know Sola, now what I want to see is Swola

>>40182047
i thought caterpillars were already all muscle

>>40181664
>Raiju
well, it doesn't look that bad.

>>40182059
>its all muscle?
>"Almwees has been."

how do you feel about idol mg

>>40182072
I don't want some skeezy businessman's sloppy 23rds.

>>40182072
it's a sandworms true calling

>>40182072
Cute.
Song-Fighter Sally-chan is the best idol.

>>40182072
They need to go back to their roots, all these New Idols are into pop music and sweetness, what happened to Rock And Roll?

>>40177280

>>40182072
I'm Dragon-sama's number one fan!

>>40180384
Just about every species has a neighborhood or borough to themselves, full of their cultural intricacies and splendors.
MGC also boasts prodigious industrial and commercial sectors, not only is deep earth and underwater mining possible, incredibly skilled workers make otherwise difficult products easy to make
Infrastructures unique to the entire world are also found in MGC to accommodate the panorama of species that call the city home

>>40182072
monster girls dont deserve that sort of treatment. dreadful industry.

>>40182120
Is she flashing the crowd?

>>40182120
miss dragon is okay, but miss crab has the better dance moves

>>40182309
She's crab fab!

>>40182121
so where all the creepy monster at?

>>40182346
Under your bed

>>40182348
can confirm. its how i met my wife.

>>40182348
Is there no creepzoid neighborhood

>>40182360
they don't go outside much and they don't socialize at all so they're difficult to locate and gather.

>>40182388
I have a feeling that they are all friends on Call of Meido or something and live right next to each other but dont know since most dont go out the house

>>40180384
There’s always DruellaLand, the sexiest place on earth.

>>40182456
>>40182456
im going to sex the druella lookalike gargyoles at night

RUN. QUICKLY. RUN. RUN. RUN RUN RUN. SHE CAN HEAR YOUR FEAR. SHE CAN FEEL YOUR LUST LIKE HEAT FROM A FIRE. YOU CANNOT HIDE. ONLY RUN. FOREVER. FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN FLEE FATE.

>>40182561
why would I run from grape sensei? She somehow finds the best milk, its purple tho

would you date/marry a demigod?

>>40182634
what does it say?

>>40182665
she would outlive me but, the small human lifespan of me would be the best years of her life. so yeah.

>>40182698
in MGE, your lifespan syncs up to ur wifes one

>>40182668
>Alexander Petrov March 13, 2018 at 3:15 pm Draw lols as milfs and adults as lols.
>Melluk Fern March 15, 2018 at 6:00 pm Let's become kids !

>No Nerdy monster girls to be the fairly in-shape husband of.
Its an acute pain.

>>40182760
it really shows that Im a newbie at this, that sounds really convenient and wholesome, that way your wife would never be alone or you would never die of old age.

>>40182785
same as well as no wife to make stupid weapons with

>>40182794
Gremlin allows you to make all the silly weapons.
Cyclops too to a certain extent, although she may just take her work a bit too seriously to let you get too crazy.

Fox.

mgs for this feel?

>>40182806
I'll be making either weird looking or artistic maces as well things like a gun that suck up anything then shoot it out with gremmy

>>40182810

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that certain, high class or royal monster girls have very subtle ways of courtship, like offering you a handkerchief with their family emblem on it for you to keep, or ask if you've considered 'serving' them, or informing you that they're want to have many heirs with you and won't take no for an answer.

>>40182829
>So Grem-san, have you ever heard of this thing called Kirby?
>'....Anon you're a genius!'

>>40182835
hey wait a second, these hellhounds can't fool me no matter how hard they dress, this is just sex with a class superiority kink!

>>40182841
>tfw you make a dark matter davie crocket and "accidentally" hit an order town in the trial run of it
>>40182835
There is a simplier way, a good old frenching followed by some sexy french slung at you