/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40159925
told you, the fastest hands in /mgt/

>>40159578
I could imagine a tomboy Alice though
>hair put into a pony tail
>dress slightly dirty from running around playing
>thinks you are her cool big bro
>keeps calling you aniki
>wants to play sword fight with you with sticks
>wants to build a secret clubhouse for the two of you
>she basically becomes your sidekick
>if you ask her if she's a boy she'll lift her dress to prove she is a girl
>doesn't understand why that was wrong
>barges into the bathroom while you are bathing to join in with you
>not a single lewd intention, just wants to be with her big bro
>gets really timid if you start doing anything romantic or sexual
>she forgets like all Alice's, but every time you feel that she gets a bit more clingy and her eyes shine just a bit more when do something cool
>one day you take a trip to Wonderland to see if you can make her memories stay for good
>she acts like normal for a while then just goes still
>she turns to you eyes watering with a wide smile on her face
>"Aniki!"
>nothing really changed physically about her, but for some reason in that moment something felt different
>in that moment you truly began to see he as more than your lovable sidekick
>you finally started seeing her as a woman

>>40159994
>"Aniki!"
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Pyrows make great tomboys.

>>40160122
Perfect for pretend marriages and scamming the state for tax breaks and benefits, when you want to live in MGC but don't want to deal with relationships and other silly things.

>>40159994
shame she'd never grow up, adult tomboys are awesome
unless, I order that megamorphosis potion from the Amazoness...

>>40159994
That's extremely cute.
I'd introduce her to some old fighting games, loser gets a dare.

Have you considered returning to monke?

So. It's Karaoke Night again. A night of passion, of wild abandon.

>>40160186
no i hate brazil

gonna paint red stripes on my face and then wrestle with a minotaur

>>40160122
>Tomboy pyrow roommate
>You walk in on her masturbating
>She's watching wrestle porn featuring a jinko and her husband trying to outfuck each other
>Pyrow says hi and tells you there is leftover pizza in the fridge
>Asks if you'd like to watch the football game with her tonight
>She didn't stop masturbating while talking to you

>>40160274
>she keeps masturbating
>but instead she's staring at you
>ignores the fact that video ended, she keeps jilling off as you prepare your meal, gazing at your back

sneed

>>40160186
No, I am not sharing my bananas.

>>40160274
>>40160307
>it's not even sexy it's just really awkward

>>40160339
It's only awkward because you made it awkward. Just start jacking off to her. She'll finish faster and you'll get a show for your own relief. Why are you stressing about normal friend stuff anyway? You have a crush on her or something?

BEEG, THICC, CLACK-CLACKING HAGS!

>>40160437
>You have a crush on her or something?
Yeah, but I don't want to ruin the friendship asking her out.

>>40160552
does it make the buddysex better?

>>40160794

>>40160815
She ushered in an industrial revolution?

>>40160552
>Anon finally gets the courage to ask her out
>pyrow bff just thinks he wants to hang out with her
>Anon is too embarrassed to correct her
>oh well maybe someday he'll get her to love him
>better call mom and see if she'll watch the kids while you and pyrow bff hang out
>maybe she'll get the hint if you take her somewhere fancy
>nah, she'll probably just want to have unprotected friend sex again
>maybe he can talk her into doing that fake wedding ceremony again, that was fun

You should make sure to live and cherish vampires. There is no higher purpose then surging a vampire dutifully. You should not try to bully vampires and is it was readily offer up your blood to them. We promise it be a pleasant experience.

>>40160815
Now she's enjoying comfy NEET life playing games, thanks to that dam.

>>40160815
she went to grab a ciggy

So how did you get wanted for being too dangerous to be left alone for his own good?

How would you cope with having a son in a world where monsters could literally just kidnap and rape him even if you monitor him?

>>40161092
Remember: all vampires are secretly extremely lovey-dovey tsunderes that are too embarrassed to admit their real feelings. Do you feel like your vampire wife treats you like a lesser being? Well, deep down she's a sad girl who just wants to cuddle you and shower you in her love. The poor girls have spent so long alone practicing their evil speeches that they don't know how to act any way other than an evil noble. She longs for the day you can lay by her side as a lover not a servant, but she's too scared to make the move. Your wife is suffering, but you can save her! Come to Dr. Dhampir's marriage counseling and we'll help your wife learn how to properly express her feelings for you.

>>40160794
>>40160815
Giving up on technology and all modern life comforts to lead life with a monster girl is a difficult decision to make.

>>40161873
Just get him together with a monster girl gf like the daughter of the neighbors next door, Problem solved

>>40161876
Wrong. Incorrect. A dhampire plot to spray the husbands of loving vampires and force them to share him together.

>>40161873
Hire a babysitter. The next door's neighbor, for example.

>>40162166
nice try fox but your tricks dont work on me

What kind of tea would your favorite monster girl favor? I would like to think my Greenworm would prefer green tea with plenty of sugar. A nice and fresh with sweetness, just like her.

>>40162241
blood tea

>>40162241
Coffee. Black.

>>40162431
The vampire kingdom's number 1 beverage.

>>40162491
that aint even tea

>>40162491
>dragon with a big smile on her face
>taking my coffee without any sugar or cream for a week and wanted to tell everyone
Cute

>>40162241
Probably one of the black teas. Zombies look like they are in desperate need of some caffeine, and black usually has the most.

>>40162241
milk tea made with her milk

>>40161924
I don't think it is if it's a fantasy world

>>40162551
Grumpy zombie with a no talkie until caffeine shirt on sounds adorable.

>>40162584
It's probably pretty good, hopefully she has enough for the two of you.

>>40162805
she got more than enough for like her, me, and my two other wives as well

>>40162241
I like slightly spiced and fruity black tea, or light white tea, or fruity cactus falvoured green tea
I feel she'd like her black and white tea more spiced, and that she'd like red tea more than green.

Anon! Watch out behind you!!

Foxes are just sentient computers.

>>40162849
She's a true tea connoisseur. Would a manticore let you sip tea out of her tail? Assuming it isn't too hot of course.

>>40159925

>>40163133
while (True) {
breed(husband);
}

>bullying greenworms

>>40163193
Yeah, advanced calculators in service to old gap hags.

>>40163162
yes, I imagine that'd a common foreplay to have me drinking from her tail, as her tail juices have a relaxing and aphrodisiac-like effect, ideal for long milking sessions

>>40163228
>>40163162
also it'd be a very pleasant sensation to have me drinking from her tail, not only because it's a prelude to sex, but also because the vibration and warm breath on her inner glands

>>40163187
they are weapons at this point.

>>40163299
imagine the embarrassment of a warrior monster when her massive fucking tits knocked her oppenont out or just imagine a whole ass fighting style straight from the mist contient

>>40163395
Knockers.

>>40163037
Good thing I know self-defense techniques.

I want to suck on some lilim tiddies

>>40163455
What are lim noises? Do they just go 'lim' over and over?

>>40163476
are they pokemon?

>>40163428
the softest knockouts
>>40163455
i just wanna suck on some tiddies

useless NEET succs clogging up the summoning pool

>>40163576
this is why you dont do demon summoning, without knowing the true name of the demon you want.

>>40163576
she looks relatable

>>40163576
thats why you include a kiki feather to remove the lazies

>>40160815
>Technology is... LE BAD

Decline Ren Xiongmao cheese and suffer the consequences. Just you know why.

So apparently, Metal Slug has monster girls now?

What is the Kazami Yuuka of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

What is the Yakumo Yukari of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

What is the Yagokoro Eirin of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

What is the Saigyouji Yuyuko of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

What is the Yasaka Kanako of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

What if the Hijiri Byakuren of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

>>40163798

>>40163576
It's not just the succubi. I tried summoning a baphomet, and look what they sent me!

A neet monsterwife will never have any expectations of you and both of you can be happy in the reduced food bills from living off sex.

>>40163811
why you ask? its better to ask what monsters fit them instead honestly

I just want her to be way bigger that me and be venusian in body shape with a pit of pudge

>>40163997
how does one obtain a dragon maid?

>>40163997
be an overworked computer programmer

>>40164008
you get the licensed ones from the maid academy
you get the decorative ones from the maid cafe
the other ones you dress up yourself

>>40163997
defeat her in honorable combat.

>>40159925
She looks so angry.

>>40164181
well yeah, she lost her glove

>>40164175
Nah, Imma just sleep in her cave instead and pretend its my cave ala smokehobo abd shes my maid

Why can't fox girls have fox limbs and even have chest fluff like hellhounds?

>>40164128
>you get the licensed ones from the maid academy
I like my maids with their documents forged

>>40164128
what abut dragonias royal castle, can I take a single old maid?

>>40164340
would've been a nice way to differentiate youko from inari but they're shapeshifters anyway

>>40164340
I like smooth.

>>40164452
i want to live in monskyo and get up to mischeif

>>40164452
sandpaper is better
t. tom

>>40164502
no, u like pain

>>40164496
I know.

>>40164355
Wait, you can forge those papers? Are you telling me it's not normal for a slime maid to serve you nothing but boob jelly for 3 weeks straight?

>>40164502
superior snout fucker.

>>40164538
there is that other maid academy the kiki don't want you to know about

>>40164530
I remember one series of image where Seija was your wife, it was super cute. But nah, I would be messing with the old maiden society as well as Keine sensei

>>40163919
Because hags are great! Touhou has its council of hags! What is the MGE council of hags?

>>40163811
>What is the Kazami Yuuka of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
since she's nice and caring for flowers - a troll
>What is the Yakumo Yukari of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
Teleporting hag with dubious agenda - Demon
>What is the Yagokoro Eirin of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
Unicorn
>What is the Saigyouji Yuyuko of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
a playful ghost - so phantom
>What is the Yasaka Kanako of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
Aphopis, because old and mean
>What if the Hijiri Byakuren of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
a priest seeking peace - a Sea Bishop

>>40164590
so I would think this is your anwser>>40164615
and stop saying bad things about sweet old kanako

>>40163811
Fuck off, 2hufag

>>40164615
>Aphopis, because old and mean
rude, she is young and sweet

>>40163811
How is touhou still this popular?

>>40164710
you are on /jp/, bro

>>40164682
poor apophis always gets typecast as a villain when she has the soul and sensibilities of a delicate maiden

>>40164726
EVIL maiden.

>>40164668
>uuuoooh bratty onii-chan... needs cunny correction immediately

>>40164682
>young and sweet
>young
She graduated high school with Cleopatra in 59 BCE.

>>40164726
It’s because she had that goth phase when she was younger.

>>40164748
shes still young at her, even tho her hips arent the same as well

>>40164742
I want smooth cunny dragged across my face so badly. Damn KC for taking too long.

>>40164721
In general though
It's now got fans younger than it

>>40164797
that blue bird, thats why as well as the amount of 2hu stuff nowadays

>no antebellum ghost girl who calls me “shugah” and makes the best iced tea ever

>>40164826
Southern monster girls have too much power over me

>>40164826
>getting called "sugah" in that southern accent by an older lady
good god that is far too powerful for any monster to be allowed to wield

>>40164826
now thats type of fancy i wanr to see
>>40164901
its like the english Ara ara, aint it?

>>40164901
>>40164826
Getting some Rogue from X-Men the animated series flashbacks here

>>40164910
>its like the english Ara ara, aint it?
Honestly that might be the best way of putting it

>>40164921
I think that's where I first heard it, when I was a wee lad
It was great to hear then, and it's even better now

>>40164340
Too much human blood from all the generations of raped humans from foxes

>>40159932
Congratulations!

>>40164652
It's not his fault Apophis and Kanako have a lot in common. Old, mean, fat, old, lazy, purple, old...

Oh, and virgin.

>>40165001
why u described your self?

>>40159932
God I love the pantyhose + shorts combo.

>>40165012
Hey Sanae, how is the job of Moriya Internet Defense Force going?

>>40165055
Nah, U speaking to Kanako's husband

>>40163995
Let me get this right, your ideal wife is:
>A monster
>Bigger than you
>Overweight
Does this sound normal to you?

>>40165071
Wwwwwwww lmao nice fantasy kanako

>>40165076
Yes, its what I want. I don't care what you think because you are not me as well I like getting pampered

>>40165076
What's your ideal wife?

>>40165123
smol

>>40163798
Technically, that woman isn't a monstergirl. All her inhuman bits are a puppeteer parasite that's attached to her.

>>40165100
>I like getting pampered
Big soft monsters are quite adept at that, especially if you're into breasts therapy..

>>40165123
>Vanilla if not cosplay species of monster
>Slightly shorter than me
>Fit and slim
>In her early 20s

>>40163798
Technically, that woman isn't a monstergirl. All her inhuman bits are a puppeteer parasite that's attached to her. The setting does have genuine monstergirls though. Too bad that they were all introduced in a gachashit.

>>40165123

>>40164826
If Southern monster can claim to make the BEST iced tea, it's a Hatter.

>>40165123
>short
>thicc
>older than me
>good with finances
>can cook really good
That’s all I ask for in a MG. Everything else is extra for me.

>>40165257
>Florida somehow is in Wonderland while still being a part of this plane of existence as well

>>40165254
>130cm
What if she wants to be the big spoon?

>>40165297
Florida is the most dangerous monster realm

>Communities of gator girls in the marshes and swamps luring in men with cajun cuisine
>Flocks of brightly colored flamingo harpies seducing tourists
>Scores of aquatic monsters stalking the beaches and rivers
>Wonderland bleeding into our plane of existence and dominating the towns and cities
>Demon Lord scientists and engineers sending monsters to space

calling a hellhound perfect while she fucks you and watching her slow down for a moment to process what you just said and then start fucking you even harder but also even happier this time.

>>40165410
She's a lil' backpack.

>>40165410
then you curl up as much as you can

>>40165123
180 or 195

>>40165208
Breast therapy??

>>40165123
runya

FGO got a playable Wight servant

>>40165509
After looking for longer, also 210 and 179, as well as 180 and 195.

>>40165254
>130cm
This but flat chest

>>40165525
I recall her making quite the remarks in the world guide. She's a handful.

>>40159925

>>40165430
>countless low-level petite brown anole lizardmen

>>40165430
the nightlife would be nuts

>>40165430
>Retirement villages full of thirsty CC Kitsunes
>Roving Gangs Of Rageshroomed Hellwan Bikers Preying on Anon tourists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzwkSupyEGU

>>40165566
She's just salty over being a magiclet

>>40165683
bratty goat needs correction

god i need to be hugged from behind by a monster girl. preferably a cheshire. not picky though.

>>40165509
They're all taller than me except for the second last one.

>>40165799
Sucks.

>>40165817
I want to be the little spoon though

>>40165826
Understandable.

>>40165683
>>40165739
She definitely has piles of smut she wrote herself in her room about a magicless baphomet being ravaged by a strong, manly wizard

>>40165826
king

>>40165541
She looks really cool, I just hope her characterization is just as good. I like Siegfried fine so it's nice that he's getting his waifu.

God bless tachimi

Does your wife have any cool weapons? A gun? A sword? An axe, a club?

>>40165980
She doesnt need weapons
SHE IS THE WEAPON

>>40165980
Do paws count?

>>40166028
absolutely

>>40165590
>all the anole lizard girls got bullied out by the bigger curly tailed ones
>those green frilly lizard girls that are vegetarian and as calm as holstaurs

>>40165980
She's too clumsy, so I don't let her have any.

>>40159925

>>40165980
one has a massive staff with a steel ball in the center
another uses her mouth tentacles and can transform the tongues into a demolition saw or as a vector to blast out spells or her breath
And another uses a toy hammer

>>40166165
oh god it's that shitty artist from MGQ, his girls were almost the worst

>>40166182
>his girls were almost the worst
>almost
Which ones were the real worst then?

>>40166138
is the toy hammer wielder the strongest of them all?

>>40166203
Nah, the mace wielder is the strongest in raw str as well I meant to the large steel ball was at the end of the staff

>>40166197
Delphenus or whatever his name was

>Introducing a Wight to rhythm games and see her failing
>she vents out her frustration by draining you

goat

>>40165892
I think she is yandere, but is grumpy at Siegfried for deceiving her

>>40166318
I want to introduce an old Wight painter to digital art and see how she reacts to seeing this art being done in real time

>>40166338
She's going to get a TERRIBLE sun burn at the end of the day.

>>40165541
>literally MGE profile wight in armor

>>40166323
God I love her ass.

>>40165590
There would be no single men left with how many there are.

What's the worst animal for a certain monster to have as a pet? I think it's awkward for a kobold to have a pet dog, imagine them butt-sniffing each other, it'd look weird.

>>40166721
Do not, under any circumstances, allow your shog wife to name your pet cat

>>40166721
A centaur having a pet horse is either about as pointless as life itself or really disturbing if you think about it...

>>40166818

What signature sounds do Ratas make?

>>40166818
>centaur owns a stable of racing horses
>you look at her funny
>”It’s best if you just don’t think about hun.”

I NEED a clingy Dragon gf

>>40166823
Yeah this is pretty disturbing, I bet centaurs are involved in the worse cases for horse abuse.

>>40166834
Cute shrilling pokemon-like noises.

>>40166835
She kidnaps them and uses them to win money at horse derbies.

>>40166721
>Raijus wearing electric eels like scarves

>>40166721
Yeti and a bunny rabbit.

Need a huge gf who cuddles me like a teddy bear

>>40166934
>Oh boy, my own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George and pat him and pet him and sqeeze him and.....
get her a LN marshmallow cat for those needs and fast

>>40167026
Can you stop with those facebook tier images? you can go back to your social media sites to post your trash

>>40166721
>automaton keeps going through a weekly cycle of depression because her tomodachi keeps dying of old age.

>>40166979
I miss this game

>>40167039
I find it amazing that the guy that makes these and the monster girl news articles genuinely think they are funny.

>>40167026
You're mean

>>40167039
Must not be getting enough updoots there.

>>40167039

>>40167068
>She bought her first tomodachi after learning there are no artificial womb that fit her model
>Hasn't been the same ever since

>>40166746
>your shogmaid begs you for a cat
>finally you cave in and of course she names him "niggerman"
>she's absolutely convinced that it's super quirky and original, despite the fact that almost every household with a shoggoth also has a cat named niggerman

>You finally meet your guardian angel
>She's a gullible idiot

>>40167207
she still has good taste

Would a monster girl use her feet or is that a no go?

>>40166834
Rub two quarters by the edges, that's the sound they would make.

>>40167287

>>40167263
It sounds like a pain trying to keep her from being tricked by monsters into doing perverse things

>>40167337
>baphomet
Wait... Is this a good idea?

>>40167287
If you ask her, sure, I'd try it at least once with a Troll if I married one. For some beastman type girls it's not much different than a handjob.

>>40167287
only the good ones would

>>40167445
>no footjob potential
not with that atitude and its an ultimate show of trust

>>40167404
The hoofjob is the ultimate demonstration of trust for those brave enough to try it. Only when you have been brought to orgasm by the boney hoof of a 3 meter, 300 kilogram, M-cup minotaur you will understand.

What if mge got an animated adaptation?

>>40167487

>>40167342
>Crafty Demon convinces her she should serve as his cum dump because "wasting seed" is a grave sin

>>40166834
>kicks down the door of every room she enters and yells THIS JUST IN

>>40167561
If it was lewd and captured the spirit of the material, sure.

>>40167645
What if it's just rewritten to be an uninspired isekai that's generic in every sense?

>>40167287
The average monster girl would definitely notice their husband looking at her feet. Footjobs are the next logical step.

>>40167287
>use her feet
For what?

How many are up to?

>>40167287
anon, read Trumpart's profile. Do you really think using feet would even register as kinky for monster girls?

How many profiles is mge up to?

>>40167694
Licking goo off a gazer's feet has to be in the top 10 most depraved things you can do with any monster girl.

>>40167287
Yes, I'm a massive footfag
>>40167421
Trolls probably have the softest, amazing smelling feet

>>40167665
>isekai
I have no idea what that is. I just want a decent world-building hugbox, with happy endings.

>>40167750
>I have no idea what that is.
Wow anon, you've been missing out on almost every anime made in the last 5 years then.

>>40167750
>I have no idea what that is
Guy from the modern world gets transported into a fantasy world there are so many with that premise its basically a genre now.

>>40167758
>tfw I stopped watching anime series when I saw K-On! in 2009

I don’t watch anime but I fap to hentai.
I’m a conundrum wrapped in a question.

>>40167733
what about drinking Gazer Goop?

>>40167787
fictional fulfillment that most anime simply doesn't grant

>>40167758
I don't watch, read, or otherwise participate in anime, though I am a huge fan of western animation. Truth be told, I'm only here for MGE. Wandered in 10 years ago when I saw a cute manticore image in a RR/GFD thread.

>>40167782
Ah, thanks. I wouldn't necessarily mind that if it was well done. Some real world-building and conflict, not just mindless wish-fulfillment.

I wish we could get a third meido monster to end the eternal deadlock between Kikis and Shogs

>>40167818

>>40167794
Breasts get bigger with each pregnancy, repeatedly impregnating a cow will result in a bakunyuu wife.

>>40167818
ushi

>>40167822
Silly hellhound got it mixed up. Cute boys belong in maid outfits serving them.

>>40167818
The best maid coming through.

>>40167735
Considering the size of Troll's feet a toejob would be enough

>>40167729
221

5'2, eyes of blue.
Has anybody seen my gal?

Is the game out yet?

>>40166979

>>40167864
Smother me with them

>>40168006
it is never coming out

>>40168004
Sounds like mine

>>40168064
Flapper?

>>40167818
i count automata

>>40167835
So the best kind of wife?

>>40168064
byurd

>>40168022
Fine you pulled my arm ill play paradox
But I won't like it

>>40165892
She is basically Kaguya if Kaguya was willing to murder for her goals.

>>40168160
>She is basically Kaguya
Which kaguya?

>>40168160
God, this LB had so many great servants in it.
The Don is the truest hero of them all.

>>40168175
Shinomiya

>>40165254
oneesans are powerful

>>40168071
Yes sir, one of those.

>>40168241
Extra meaty oneesans are prime breeding material.

>>40168175
You know that manga of ''Kaguya wants to be Confessed to''? About a dumb rich girl and the dumb class president and they are both totally believing the other is after them so they make Lilim-tier retarded schemes to make each other confess their love
Kriemhilde is kind of like that, they gave her Kaguya's VA, she is super too tsun to admit anything to Siegfried's face but all her motivations are around reuniting with him and have him tell her he loves her.
She is so obsessed with him she can detect by the smell people related and connect the dots there was some suicidal hero antic involved. And she goes full nagging mom mode on the kid he saved that wants to become a hero like him.
Basically she really is what happens if you marry a powerful witch and still wanna be a hero. You are getting an earful of your wife for endangering yourself for greater good or walking around without much protection

WIP fancy wock mage

>>40168210
Lostbelts like that restore my faith in the story. They really need to fire Sakurai.
And give Tamamo more screentime

>>40168279
They really do, Sakurai just puts out some real garbo tier ones.
And don't worry everyone's favorite rock will continue to get screentime in place of the actual Tomamo.

>>40168273
Do you have any place you post the finished pictures?

>Cheshire Makes a mistake while teleporting and transports her and anon 100,000,000 years into the past
>Now they need to start populating the earth.
How does history unfold for this Tom and Eve story.

>>40168279
>tailholding
L-Lewd

>>40168322
Ok?

>>40168300
I'll be honest, I dont end up finishing them and it only got up to color but heres my stuff
@wurmfag is twitter and https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/29066565 is my basic archive of the drawing

It's too late agent duster, your going for dip in the shog tank!

>>40168336
Finish your art. I believe in you.

>>40168340
>"uh, boss"
>"What is it now Shog?! Of all moments to interrupt!"
>"boss, he's married"
>wedding band glistens
>"WHAAAAAAT?!!? AGENT DUSTER, EXACTLY WHO AND WHEN DID YOU GET MARRIED?!?"
*Agent Duster puts on sunglasses and lights a cigarette*
"To my partner"
>"Partner?! Who the he-"
>the biggest Ushi-Oni in the tri-state area blasts through the wall, screaming in bloody fury
>agent duster was saved

>>40168409
I am going to try to finish the one I poosted today at least
>>40168438
>he doesnt truly know about agent duster

We are overdue for a resonance cascade.

>>40168111
I'm going to call my harpy wife Birdie.

>You neet ass gets a job offer from an aspiring rising star politician as his secretary
>Hot blonde girl
>You need the money so you take it
>Your boss finds your MGE folder or sees you surfing this thread
>She actually likes it and talks with you about MGE
>She is elected president
>The sky is painted crimson
>Portals with MGs begin to appear from everywhere
>Though you are turned on, you are worried about your boss, you hear a ruckus and storm to her office, secret service (or whoever protects the president in your country) is nowhere to be seen
>You open to see a MGE Valkyrie fighting your boss with a white shinging sword, as your boss is jumping around her office doing all sort of acrobatics with a red sword as you watch in disbelief
>After a while she is disarmed and her sword falls near you
>The fight becomes a struggle with your boss shooting lighting at the Valkyrie while the Valkyrie redirects the lighting back to her
>Your boss's skin begins to change to pale blue, red eyes. You can now clearly see her as a Wight.
>"Anon! Help me! Help me!"
>"Don't listen to her anon! I can stop her right now! If she isn't stopped monsters will overrun this world like they did with mine!"
>You look at the sword brimming with mamono mana. The valkyrie can see you doubting and rolls her eyes as she keeps redirecting the Wight's lighting.
>"Ugh! Fine! I am not monsterized, I can't believe a pure Valkyrie is saying this to a disgusting human, but it can't be helped if it is for the greated good! Allow me to kill her and I will marry you! I promise it! I will take you with me and we will get married!"

What would you do?

what the hell? im choosing wight cause that angel is brainwashed

>>40168632
>cause that angel is brainwashed

Not brainwashed, she is just an unmonsterized Valkyrie behaving like one.

>>40159925
TOM'D

>>40168656
*checks the encyclopedia* Hey wait a sec, nowhere is it said ninja Nekomatas exist! I thought this was just Kunoichis!

>>40168688
Ouch, that piercing must have hurt.

>>40168577
that's silly and dumb
you're dumb

>>40168617
>insulting you while asking for help
yeah nah even if the scenario was flipped and the valk is the one trying to bring monsters, that sword is going right into her heart.

>>40168688
that ear wiggle is what gets me

>Be Anon
>Somehow you self combust and die burning away and leaving a pile of ash
>Instead of going to MGE proper, you wake up naked in the hall of goddesses
>All the big players ones mentions in MGE are there as well as the minor goddess versions of each MG
>And they are all bickering on who is gonna get you
which one you going with?

>>40168617
Shit man I dunno, I've just been waiting to die and now all this weird shit happens.

>>40168688
>Ear is ripped in the exact place as the piercing in her other
So did he have two or is she trying again after it got ripped out last time?

>>40168641
S

>>40168438
I will go in the Shog tank

>>40168732
>minor goddess versions of each MG
If there's a Jinko goddess, then her. If I were to go with a named one, I'd try my luck with Mara.

>>40168732
Hellhound lesser goddess because just fuck my pelvis with Snu snu that would be the envy of all those stuck up angels.

>>40169422
Same here, I already worshipped hellhounds before I even knew they had a goddess.

>>40168732
Who is the goddess of home and hearth?

>>40168340
>villain anon hears agent duster is on to him
>prepares a shog tabk and a whole speech
>gets dragged into the tank before she even arrives

>>40169446
Exactly, in my mind the Hellhound is a superior angel, with black jack, heavy metal and constant switching between dominating her and being dominated by her with the lines being blurred on who thinks who is in charge.

>>40169446
Are new goddesses a thing? I haven't followed MGE for a few months?

>>40169263
you will learn all of the 4000 years of mist contient martial arts, even all the sex techinques, your cardio will be sweaty sex, and you will drink jinko milk as you eat
>>40169422
Ah, yes the one goddess under lock and key, sealed for your delight, hope you can deals with thousands of years of pent-up sexual aggression
>>40169459
That would be toss up between holsts, trolls and Kikis but Im leaning towards trolls

>>40169459
>>40169519
the true goddess of human civilization, everyone else is either a natural concept or concepts derived from her

>>40169503
Not really. There was just Mara that KC posted about on Twitter a while back.

>>40169561
so monke?

>>40168732
Ares looks tempting. Maximum snu snu. Fallen God maybe. Eros is nice but I don't think think I am good/virtuous enough person for her I'd feel awkward .
Since DL is already taken I might just go with a lilim.
>each MG
Curious about the toad goddess
Would the dragon goddess be Deonora? She should qualify as a minor one at laest.

>>40169502
freckels are very hot, and cute at the same time

>>40169594
dragon goddess would have to be tiamat imo and I'd imagine Deneora would be one of her daughters and the Toad goddess governs all that live in the swamp and all that pertain to cute and derpy froggies

>>40169597
I think freckles really suit a Hellhound because it clearly shows that her skin is exposed instead of being covered by fur like some secondaries were trying to force

thoughts on headwings, yay or nay?

>>40169657
Nah, they look good on a hellhound but Trolls look the best with freckles

>>40169668
dum and nay

>>40168672
"Kunoichi" is the term for a female ninja, so any monster could be one. Probably.

>>40169580
Too wild better suited for humanity's older sister

>>40169687
so which monster would fit the bill of home and hearth

>>40169676

>>40169668
I think Morrigan makes them work but in general, no

>>40169657
Depends on the location of the fur, meaty paws and full bush is kino

Since succubi are one of the most common species having succubus mana marker must in some places be equivalent to saying you are a massive slut.

>>40169713
>bush
Disgusting

>>40169713
Seeing Satanists adopting the Cross of St. Peter is never not funny

>>40169459
Hestia. Goddess of ara ara and the hearth. Mother of Ignis, protector of matrimony.

Hellhound doing push ups over you and kissing you whenever she goes downwards
Hellhound making out with you between sets

>>40169668
No way, wings belong near the butt.

>>40169713
>bush
Erotic

>>40169832
That's way too perverse. I'd never let it happen to me

>>40169799
what if it means that she's a christian

>>40159925

>>40169832
Hellhound is going to give me a heart attack

>>40169799
>>40169907
reminds me of my wife, she might be part dark mage but she still is a dum chunni

A man can have his desires

>>40168750

>>40169973
what a neat neet!

>>40169962
I desire smug young monstergirls and fat loli ass

>>40170001
i want to sneak up on an anubis while shes working hard and just rub her ears

manticores will rape you and not even say thank you

>>40170016
That's a cursing.

>>40170025
If she can catch me and find me that is

>>40170020
That's why I love Jinkos. They will rape you and thank you afterwards.

>>40170020
and that is why I go with older manticores, I ask them out a date and have a great time and have cte moments and see them blush then I blow their hips out

>>40170020
that's because I say thanks to them

I just want to marry and create a large happy family with the woman I love

>>40170036
such polite and honorable gentlewomen

>>40170147

>>40170147
mulan reference?

>>40170147
Is that fucking Yao

>>40167567
Anon?

>>40170147
I'm getting Monstrous Regiment vibes

I will go to wonderland club and just ask for chesh milk with extra roofies and drogas pls

>"Good day Anon. We have been dispatched by our the local church branch to this humble little town of yours because of suspected monster activity. Do not be afraid of us, for we are agents of the divine doing our job and to weed out any evil influence."

40170557
ogey

human woman erotic

>>40159925

40170586
nah

I'd like to interview a monstergirl hooker

>>40170648
just ask the pyrow whore you live with with the exclusive 100% discount permanent contract plus bonus child bearing.

>>40170596
>I heard your porn addiction is strong, let me fight it!

Uni in oniform