/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is it white oni summer yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEa2AOLKloE

Singing sea shanties with Sirens!

>>40141967
Goddamn how tall is she?

>>40141879
Well according to one theory God made humans to fuck angels. It doesn’t mean it’s right as much as angels try to indoctrinate you otherwi-

kots are dangerous when low on love, so be sure to fill them up daily

>Mirko art made her look like some kind of tall, hellhound-tier musclebound rabbit that would rape you into submission and steal your seed
>she's actually a small bunny-let

adorable

>>40141980
Not very. I think canonically she's just over 2 meters tall. I choose to believe that the girl is a comically short gremlin

As for the artist, that was a one-off comission, I think

>>40141944
my thread creaation streak has been broken

>>40142010
Does that mean you stand a chance of keeping your seed?

Who here loves big secondary sexual characteristics

>>40142049
Me, especially if they're extra big.

>>40142010
>157cm
Built for mating press and full nelson

>>40142043
yes, it belongs to the foxes

>>40142010
I mean she did seem tall as fuck in her BNHA appearance. She was fighting tall brain monsters or sided with muscular heroes so if she was short it’d only seem so by comparison. No one would expect her to be actually short

>>40142064
>t.

>>40142054
me too, I want to see a monster get stuck in a doorway

BEHOLD

SHEEPWIFE

>>40142049
yep I love big ears

>>40142087
Same.
Perfect time for 'surprise' sex while she's stuck.
Granted, I wouldn't put it past the perverts for getting stuck on purpose for that whole reason.

>>40142087
Already far into /d/ territory

>>40142122
or another of my favorite scenario is she puts her massive ass on your face, and smooshes you with her ginormous phat fanny as in pic

>>40141944

>>40142121
big ears are good too, especially if you start nibbling on them

>>40142147
Darn monsters, they always seem to be looking for new thrones.

>>40142162
not really into that, but I dont mind getting my face shoved in some fat ass or getting hotdogged by a massive pair like in that last diesel mine game with all the succs

>>40142108
freshly sheared and ready to breed

I saw the light, I saw the light
No more darkness, no more night
Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight
Praise the Lord, I saw the light

>>40142403

>>40142403
cheshire dumb

>>40142010
This doesn't bother me in the least. I'll take three.

>>40142419
>>40142429
a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out

>chesire still not real
Portals...

>>40142480
The fucking portals
How do we /x/ this shit into happening
Last time I checked, Ammit wasn't exactly the one on charge of bridging the gap between worlds

>>40142429
>Ow, it was just a prank you dumb mutt.

>>40142534
have to show them their place

>>40142527
I would say the same way Tamamo was freed from her prison.

>>40138722
>>40138736
MG language:
>dual number/special grammatical number that is mainly used to refer to couples
>blowjob sound phonemes
>lamia dialect with sibilant consonant harmony
>a whole different register for couples so married people basically speak a different dialect
>potentially women and men also speak in quite different manners
Reminds me: Ancient greeks had a number of different words for different kinds of love so it wouldn't be weird for mamono to have something similar.

>>40142062
cringe

>>40142632
That was a fun shitstorm.

>>40142767
Didn't really go anywhere. Unless she was actually misunderstood and broke out to stop the war escalating.

It's been like 1.5 years since last (and only) MGERPG update and half a year since last MGE profile

>>40142820
Man, it really has been that long since the clown was unleashed.

>>40141944
WTF is he doing to her? Looks like he's breaking her shell off. Is he trying to eat or fuck her?

>>40142851
shedding

>>40142851
the complex and delicate produrce of trying to doggystyle withoute getting a tail to the cervial spine

XXL Cat Tats

>>40142759
Suzuran is truly our light

>>40142855
Sneeding?

>>40142870
my desire to drink milk is ever increasing

>>40142870
Going to milk the lion queen

>>40142870
big kots

>>40142926
This cat has the most ridiculous outfits and I love them.

>>40142926
Fuck, i wanna drink some goddamn milk

>>40142979
what's stopping you?

>>40142991
not straight from the titty, thats what

>>40142991
No appropriate dispenser around

>>40142820
Wasn't that a demo? I reckon KC will only update when it's ready to release in full.

>>40143033
Yeah. I feel bad for all those guys on patreon who thought the game wasn't at least ten years away from its next update.

In the Dominions series, there are two nation of satyrs: Asphodel (edgy ecoterrorist losers who hate humans for ruining the woods) and Pangaea (doesn't like civilization but is willing to put that aside to learn/party with humies). Asphodel usually runs out of money fast but Pangaea gets real big due to all sorts of nice bonuses.

>>40143044
I wouldn't go that far, probably 2023, maybe 2024. Dependent on the funding he gets and the content he includes.

>>40143052
i think this could be somewhere else

>>40143030
tasty undead milk

>>40143030
>>40143139
undead milk, what a wonderful world, I just wanna go up to the tall and curvy wight doing her grandiose speech, then pull her tit out and just sucking on her tit

>>40143030
I'm so glad to be raised in a family that drink lots of prosto and kefir

>>40143167
>interrupting a wight speech by drinking her milk
>she just takes out a piece of paper and changes the speech to a wedding invitation for the whole court
lucky

Plump fox women and old gap hags. Oh, and small twin-tailed cats.

>>40143234
What about the snake virgin hag?

>>40142898
Reminder that Suzuran comes from a Mofukuza family.
>The daughter of a Higashian Elderly high priest and a Siracusan mafia heiress, the Vulpo girl named Lisa is famous for her nine, fluffy tails

Am I allowed to like the fish lady from undertale?

suppose mge was a fighting game, what ending would your mg waifu get?

>>40143252
why is she suwako,
wouldnt satori work better?

>>40143333
To compliment each other I presume. Remi Gazer is pretty fitting too.

Is there a time where knocking up the ancient evil doesn’t get you a good ending?

>>40143234
I love em
>>40143252
amazing
Honestly we need more 2his as monster girls

>>40142315
Looks closer to an angel

>>40143167
>she gets more passionate during her speech as a result

>>40143395
In this case it appears to be more Monster girls dressed as 2hus.
Just let me mating press Dragon Meling.

>>40143030
>>40143139
>>40143167
What does undead milk taste like? Cottage cheese?

>>40143502
either is good

>>40143391
Even the most cruel and sadistic Monstergirls are tamed by motherhood

>>40143506
yogurt

>>40143528
Full fat yogurt
The good shit

>>40143570
wat da fug

>>40143580
Tailet compensating.

>>40143570
phoney tailet deserves bullying

You cannot escape hibi

>>40143570
Oh no oh no no no.

>>40143570
Gross.

>>40143570
Ow

>>40143760
escape?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if your wife finds out about a work place accident and she has the means, you'll be going to work with a pair of accompanying bodyguards she raise, built, or hired herself...although in the last case she may just make you a stay at home husband.

>>40143780
I wouldn’t run from her

>>40143570
You could probably fit your entire head up there at that point.

>>40142049
Secondary sexual characteristics in tight pants.

>>40143788
That wont happen with me but she might need to keep an eye on me or I might just pour orange juice in my food or cut my thumb almost to the joint with a tin can again or almost stab my thigh
>>40143837
thats very great but what about in tight dresses

>>40143807
I would never run from hebi, I would run into her arms

didn't these threads use to hit >1000 posts?

>>40143902
Yeah it was recently until some shitheads started fucking around and starting shit

>>40143846
>what about in tight dresses
Powerful

>>40143925
even then, there's still a decent amount of monster girl enjoyers here, which I like, but it would've been nice to be there when there were hundreds of posts per minute.

>>40143925
that's a huge shame

>>40143939
I honestly find it sexier when a curvy mg is in a dress that just hugs her body
>>40143950
I know but it tends to kill the flame, ya know
>>40143962
Ikr but see ya guys in the morning

>>40143950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_tgUM1Hkw

>>40143902
they still do from time to time

What happens if you write "househusband" on the career sheet in a class full of jinkos, hellhounds, minos and various other monsters that can easily overpower you?

>>40143972
Hags are way too powerful.
How is this even remotely balanced?

>>40144003
Instant bar brawl.

>>40144003
What would be worst that or putting daredevil or lethwei fighter

>>40143859
I want her to coil around me and brush my hair

>>40144012
You learn to mess and tease them back

>>40144003
teacher takes you

>>40144003
They tell you househusband is a fucking stupid job and you should be a stay-at-home dad

>>40144003
>various monsters that can easily overpower you
>wrote "househusband"
I don't know you mate but it sounds like the girls would go into riot mode until one of them stood among them all to take you all for herself. I imagine a fluffy kitsune managing to win and then taking you into her tails and dragging you to her house

>>40144003
>what happens if you cover yourself in honey and walk towards a beehive

>>40144003
They make a circle

>>40144003
I'll just put clown on it and Im going to havard school of honks and gonks

>>40141968
For me? It's the Irish Rovers

>Under the Sea
>Under the Sea
>Darling it’s better
>down where it’s wetter
>take it from me

>>40142062

based

smol bunnies need to be dominated and bred -- even the tough ones

>>40144037
But how?
I can't even counter them with empty egg cartons because of fertility drugs and spells.
If anything they're way more fertile.
It's simply unfair.

>>40144132
How? Age, grab their pudge, run around them, annoy them a bit, give 'em a cute smile when they get mad, lick a bit of that sauce they got from eating a juciy burger, slap their ass and pretend you did not, lots of things

>>40144152
An entire lifetime of being single has given them superpowers.
If I try to slap their ass, they catch my arm mid swing and force me to grope it instead with a smug expression on their faces.
If I try to get the sauce, I'll get lip locked with no hope of escape for like an hour.
If I grab the pudge, they'll just remark on how it's perfect for having tons of children.
I can't win.

>>40144190
do the old, you took my arm trick with 'em when you get your arm caught, thats like teasing 101, remember, age still affects monsters so their stamina aint the greatest

Feel the oni

>>40144055
>Tfw you will never defeat a 100 p’orcs, h’orcs and trolls by merely standing still countering everything

>>40144038
But I'm stupid.
I'm only putting it on there because I'm too much of a simpleton to do anything else.

>>40144354
i need the milk

>>40144354
Why is seaport so perfect?
Her demeanor makes me want to hold onto her and never let go.

>>40144354
Imagine the threesome with an oni and a nazi automaton

>>40144365
Imagine parrying a blow so hard you launch their weapon out of their hands and it embeds itself straight into a nearby wall.

>>40144354
Is that a tease or paywalled stuff?

>>40144354
I'll feel em all right

>>40144484
rxtrg

>>40144484
>>40144497
Onis with sensitive horns are far too easy to bully.
Beware of revenge though.

>>40144558
What is she gonna do?

>>40144618
>What is she gonna do?

>>40144558
she can do her worst, I have already won

>>40144618
You

>>40143033
>Wasn't that a demo?
I think it was your regular early access game, at least I don't remember KC saying next update will be full game

>>40144759
Undeads don't make for good idols.
Shog and Kiki can be a top duo though.

>>40144391

>>40144618

How do I lower my TOM status effect I just can’t resist these damn cats

>>40145274
it's a little risky but mindbreak puts you back at neutral

I'm doing the sorter right now and can't decide between mershark and demon

>>40144621
She seems to have shrunk.
I have succesfully defeated the oni.

>>40145274
Graduate to Cat Daddy.

>>40143950
I actually prefer the current state. Following the conversations started being a annoying with so much posts per minute and the increased traffic brought in some bad actors.
Comfy and slower is fitting for MG threads.

>>40145274
>Hairy Boluses
>Alleviates tom buildup and cures tom ailment.
>"Balls of hair hacked up by normal cats. Though it has not been proven if catgirls cough up hairballs, the thought alone is enough to drive lewd thoughts out of an adventurer's head."

>>40145429
I'd only pick a shark over a demon if I was a slut for lovebites.

Reminder.

>>40146293
Why are dragons usually hag virgins? Jabberwock, Dragon Queen, Dragons, they're all virgin hags.

>>40146293
>moster

>>40146293
Thank you monstergirls for always being there

>>40146293
I don't believe them!

>>40142820
>newfag problems

>>40142689
I like it. This is what tg shoukd do, instead of their cringe powerwanking

>>40146293
cute monsters always cheer me up when I'm down

What we drinking tonight boys?

>>40146445
>Anon is sitting on a park bench after a sad event
>A meaty holst sits down next to him
>Asks him if he's ok and if he wants to rest his head on her thighs
>Offers him some fresh milk and homemade cookies

>>40146622
Cunny soda

>>40146622
some fresh orange juice from this cute loli on the sidewalk

>ask kitsune coworker if she wants to do something after work

The best way to meant buisness for a vampire is to ride up to the castle with the soundtrack to castlevania: rondo of blood blasting in the back

>>40146662
sauce on that image?

>>40146662
>perverted kitsune gf keeps asking for butt-to-butt copulation like she saw in some nature documentary
>despite your protests that it's really not a comfortable position for you

>>40146622
My tears...

AHHHHH BIG MUSCLE MOMMY MONSTERS

So kunoichis are there to have sexy funtimes with high profile targets and whisk them away to their villages for marridge and breeding purposes
Therefore
never become the president, so then the ninjas will never kidnap yu

Remember, for monsters, the tag "ugly bastard" doesnt exist

>>40146689
During the road trip there multiple dhampir just start appearing in your backseat jamming to the music. By the time you get there you have a fully hyped up party full of vampire hunters.

>>40146310
>dragons
>hags
Pick one

>>40147162
*Pick two
Sorry mistyped that post

>>40146662
>kitsune coworker asks "is coffee good for you?"
>proceeds to get pregnant and never leaves

comical ripping sounds are the only result

>>40147289
Why not just order custom fitting clothes?

>>40142851
You ever got a sunburn?

>>40147354
shedding must be a pain for scaly mamono, until they meet hubby ofc, because then it becomes steamy erotic

>>40147565
not really, it mostly irritatingly itchy, humidity helps it come off

Submit to clussy.

>>40147630
then it must feel so good when hubby helps with it, with his smooth hands

>>40147565
I'm not into lamias, but apophis is sexo. And cute.

>>40148342
you're into venom play?
I've always wondered if it's pernament or if it passes after a time (I hope it's the second, wouldn't want my wife to be pernamently graped as a prank)

Don't mind me, just sharing some Bern butt.

Do your best today, Anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/r9gw3w.png

>>40148117
I'll never lose to clussy

>>40148780
Bless you, Bernanon.

>>40148780
thanks a lot, Anon

>>40148780
1000?

>>40148117
but im going to that by going to clown college

>>40148486
Not really, but if I can cuddle, then sure.

>>40148916
Sorry, we recently broke 1000 followers on Twitter. The algo was constantly giving us the finger, too, so it's a miracle we managed to reach it.

>>40148780
Smug bird.

>>40142006
Alternatively this is what happens when a kot loves you TOO much.

>>40146637
Which species have bubbly love juices?

>>40146622
drunk holy wurm milk

>>40148968
>The algo was constantly giving us the finger, too
how so?

>>40148916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJMzeh7Shk

>>40149083
Is holy wurm just a fancy title for a wurm in a nun outfit?

>>40149009
Bubble Slime

>>40149373
there are wurms that are nuns that wanna help people, ya know? Not cosplayers that just wear the skimpiest version of the outfit like most monsters, And there are holy variants of wurm

>>40149375
scrub

>>40149487
and dont forget to wipe off with a clean and dry towel as well

>>40149415
What can a low IQ flightless dragon do to help people? Carry around stuff like a mule?

>>40149710
And they're very happy to help.

>>40149710
Help people who are trapped, finding people who are lost, feeding those who are starving, opening up cave ins, giving the poor a bit of gems to sell and helping them get a home, just to name to a few things

>>40149710
>What can a low IQ flightless dragon do to help people? Carry around stuff like a mule?
>All wurms are stupid and they can't get any education
Read some lore, please.

>>40149875
talking about dragonia, I really wanna try wurm wine that Big mama has in her cellar

>>40141944
>I knew I shouldn't have eaten that funny gray mushroom

>>40149215
the blue bird does not like lewds

>>40150008
time to lewd the blue bird

>>40149875
Translate source?

KC said that reincarnated monstergirls have vague memories that influence their behavior, like a kikimora that was a hellhound might be more assertive. This could lead to a lot of interesting ideas and stories. Like a cheshire that was reincarnated into a jinko.

>>40150026
I can't help it in a past life I must have been an asshole

>>40148780
Bless you and thanks for the bird butt.

ded

>>40150254

>>40150254
>>40150270
undead go boing boing boing

>>40149973
Being undeadified seems like it would be a very traumatic experience

>>40142010
Fanworks tend to give Mirko an amazonian height. I think it's an improvement.

>>40150008
really?

>>40148968
>algo
so twitter gives recommendations like youtubenow?

>>40150378
i feel like most transformations end with
>oh. well whatever
and they go about their business

>>40149973
what is up with her shoes? why they spilting?

>>40150254
just imagine having a wight as your great great grand aunt or something

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99002865
preg medusa

>>40146622
I drink milk whenever I browse these threads

>>40150486
same, I always drink soem milk

What turns you on the most?

>Charge: Failure to Milk
>Type: Class A Felony
>Sentence: 1 Year Incarceration at Arresting Officer's Place of Residence
>Release contigent on satisfactory milking

>>40150625
but shes a boring cow, I wanna milk a dragon, kraken, jub jub, or even a troll

Before being fucked by a monstergirl, you pull out one of these and insist on putting it on. How does she react?

ez deleted post.

>>40150673
>cock goblin
dick troll

wow, some shitty bait. wanna post LN?

>>40150700
>pic
No don't it's a trap!

>>40150730
I honestly seen this exact pic, so many times that I am sick of it, get something new

>>40150745
that but all boats

>>40150764
Same, post a boat with no context, the only one that gets people talking is the white oni boat and thats rare. Have a choco cat for your time

>>40150774
you can keep that one, she's packing heat.

>>40150745
>>40150764
bullying boatfags is not nice, you're getting a visit from Krampus this year

>>40150794
fucking forgot, I hate that shit. Here is a better one
>>40150806
If they dont want that, then get them talking then

everyone is like: cat this, cat that
but what about doggies?

>>40150794
Packing heat you say?

>>40150830
thats an extinct zipangense wolf, not a doggie

There's no way that I'm losing to foxes.

>>40150806
i want tiny gote to visit me

>>40150830
Man's best wives

Be careful in the bountiful woods, I heard there was a scary wolf on the loose

>>40150806
>bullying boatfags is not nice
No, it's very nice. I love bullying retards who paying for small OPPORTUNITY to get their favourite jpgs.

>>40150830
I love dogs just don't let them know

>>40150856
this pic always reminds me of my middle and high school best friend, who I am pretty sure fucked his female dog

>>40150884
how much does tanuki milk cost?

>>40150026
>jinko that used to be a cheshire that delivers jokes with a serious deadpan expression
>hellhound who was an anubis schedules her rapes, her husband isn't given the schedule
>apophis that was a shiroheb keeps forgetting to use venom instead of a flame

>>40141967
>>40142012
>>40144354
>>40144484
>>40144497
>>40144621
>>40145053
This fattass is the only thing I care about Kantai Collection. Tell me more of her personality and role in the story so I understand her doujins better.

Reminder that Kamaitachis are good girls that need more love.

living doll kraken, nightmare fuel

>>40150026
that archaeologist reincarnation greentext is still one of my favourites

>>40144354
>human hands
this is illegal

>>40150946
Your freedom.

>>40151033
Ah, thats a little stiff just for a bit of milk, IM just gonna go get my milk from a fox instead

>>40151057
>IM just gonna go get my milk from a fox instead
Say goodbye to your freedom and free will.

>>40151088
Do I have to go Ms troll from down the lane?

>>40151057
that costs your freedom AND bloodline

>>40151057
>IM just gonna go get my milk from a fox instead
You're brave-and foolish.

>>40151098

over time i've come to like skirt wings more

>>40150983
>Tell me more of her personality and role in the story
The abyssals have neither personality nor story. They're just there to give the shipgirls something to shoot.

>>40151098
Bloodline type shit dont work on me, My kids are gonna have curly hair and curly tails and have ecuadorian accents.
>>40151121
Office D.elf doesnt like having fun

>40150673
>40150685
>Two absolutely garbage pictures still up
>Janny only bans tits again
Nicu Nicu.

>>40151121
When will officer D. Elf stop being married to her job?

>>40151174
when she finally gets laid which is never at this rate

>>40151172
those lower legs are too long even for 8 head, its damn near the length of the torso

I just wanna crash into mofu and fall asleep

>>40151294
i just wanna crash between some noce fat milky tits and just bliss away

>>40151294

So I want to go through the Monster Girl Quest story, but a busy work schedule means I don't have a whole lot of time to play through the 50+ hour game.
Is there somewhere that has a detailed overview or summary of the story?

>>40151320
>>>/vg/387513926

>>40151140
Mike, why?

bully dragons?

>>40151140
silly fox, that's a lake, not the ocean

Fluffy. Kiki. Wrists.

>>40151374
Ye, I do it every night on 4mon

>>40141944

>>40151426
perfect for holding gently as you waltz with her
5 years later and they still top my list. I love kikis

>>40151448
LA street sea bishop at 3 am

>>40150995
Your post reminded me of a thing I saw in a science exhibition park when I was really young, a big plushy version of a fractal tree thing that keeps branching in two. It was really creepy for some reason, more like a SAN loss thing than a kraken.

>>40151395
Give her time, she’s still learning

>>40151489
Just imagine you are exploring some weird abandoned doll makers workshop and you see one of those ball joint tentacles grab you

>>40151448
water sucks
sand sucks too

>>40141944
There is nowhere near enough art of this girl

>>40151550
Rude.

>>40151684
long fish ears, can hear all that sweaty motion in the ocean

You’re already fluffed. You just don’t know it yet.

>>40151691
Im going to make a game where holsts can max out at a z cup and be like 9'3"

>>40151703
>Battle of the floof

>>40151691
>>40151717
I hope the Jub Bakery can stay open with the many days off

>>40151732
what a difficult choice
9 small floofs
1 big floof

>>40151734
they make some of the rarest baked goods in all the land and many Woc-i mean very varied and diverse monsters will pay top dollar for those

Super degenerate elf NTR

>>40151766
he just walked off?

>>40151744
>have to get there when the doors open to get any baked goods before the wocks come
how horrible

>>40151799
Chubby wock.

>>40151799
and the funny thing is the wocks get stuck at the door so you have to jump over them

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Touhou rabbit girl crying because (You) came faster and harder to an onahole than her. And then she confiscates the onahole.

>>40151780
I don't think so. Nobody is capable of leaving an elf behind without headpatting her.

>>40151703
i wish foxes would stop force-fluffing me when i sleep. at least do it when i'm awake you cowards

>>40151837
>tfw ywn live in eintei and prank reisen and Tewi as well as flirt with the eternal neet and get experimented on by P cup Eiren

>>40151928
i will prank tewi by not wearing a condom and getting her pregnant

>>40151004
You have that greentext?

>>40151837
Does he draw only lewd now. Shame.

>>40146791
Holy fuck that is the meatiest Manticore tail I've ever seen.

>>40146791
wow, hagsticores looks like THAT?

>>40146791
I can stick my upper body and end up smelling like manti juice for the rest of the day

>>40152061
I swear the cows are getting bigger these days.

>young teen couple
>both of them are too prideful to confess-tier autistic tsunderes
>any intimate moment between them devolves into squabbling
>as a result they havent even kissed yet
the kind of couple that makes cupids go fuck it and reach for the machinegun

>>40151913
Once you start showing the signs of acute mofu withdrawal, she will fluff you as much as you want

>>40152084
F-fluffy

>>40152071
Ah yes, it would be very cute
I really want to mess with a workaholic anubis hag as a young ne’erdowell as I play hooky just to flirt and tease her, then ask her out to go to the pier to have a date when she needs to be at work

Anyone have the full version of this pic?

Consider bottom-heavy lolis wearing thighhighs, long gloves and not a whole lot of else.

Nah, I don’t wanna

nope

>>40152110
consider undead in maid outfits

>>40152147
how adorable

>>40152147
Now this I can get behind, in more ways than one

>>40151948
How should I know? Why she asks me anyway?

>>40152147
There's something for everyone.

>>40152147
After giving it some thought, I prefer undead lolis out of their outfits.

Oni getting told she can’t drink anymore by Dr. Unicorn

What if I just don't consider undead at all?

>>40152266
that's when the dead consider you.

>>40152266
You’ll make that derpy yet happy looking zombie look into your window very sad

>>40152147

>>40152266
would you really do that? leave them cold and alone on the streets with no husband to call their own?

>>40152295
Cute zombie maid

>>40152303
i don't think you're supposed to have loose zombies about in case they get bitey

>>40152303
Is she open to harem?

>>40152224
Onis are built for drinking.
If one went too long without sake I'm sure Dr. Unicorn would prescribe her a few bottles.

>>40152295
Disgaea has some great monster girl designs.

>>40152303
What would you have me do?
Fake interest?
Have them marry someone who doesn't love them, dooming them to a hollow relationship and misery?
And yet you imply me to be the cruel one here.

>>40152379
everyone is in love once they mindbreak

>>40152401
so romantic

>>40152367
I just had the thought of an oni that wants to go cold turkey

>>40152401
The only ones allowed to break me are Jinkos, Hellhounds and Oni.
And even then there is a softness requirement.

>>40152419
That sounds dangerous.

>>40152441
>softness requirement
Got ya bro

>>40152463
Gonna molest that hellhound chest.

>>40152266
Not even the really cute and intelligent ones?

>>40152441
>softness requirement
I have the same thing but for tails. Unfortunately, foxes seem to have a monopoly on mofu.

>>40152488
i have a softness requirement for cheeks

>>40152441
That’s why I love me jabbers

>>40152463
Not soft enough.
Also too short.

>>40141944
fish

These wans are getting to be a nuisance. Can't even step out side to get the mail.

>>40152519
It is, after all, a doggy dog world.

>>40152519
The postal inspector strike force is inbound

>>40152519
florida cheshire sucks your dick then calls you gay

>>40152519
>>40152607
florida bogie starts juggling gator girls while schlicking off and charging at you
Florida Fox molests you for fried tofu
Florida Wurm puts herher massive tits in your mouth cause you looked thirsty

>>40152539
>>40152600
>>40152607
>>40152685
It's not her fault, she a good wan trying to get her life back on track.

>>40151717
...* insert [Uma Musume] ... in that headline
More disappointment.