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Your honor, my client is innocent. While Flandre Scarlet does appear to be an underaged girl, it says quite clearly in the official Touhou Project canon that Flandre is, and I quote, "approximately 495 years old."

>> No.40119474

hey bros i went into a coma in 2005 and just came back, what did i miss

>> No.40119820

>>40119231
kek

>> No.40120064

>>40119474
two pandemics (one pandemic and another "pandemic")
oh and also progressively worse touhou games and steady decline of fandom.

>> No.40120574
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>>40119231
She look like a 346 years old though.

>> No.40121829

>>40119231
But do you have proof that your client knew this?

>> No.40122259

>>40119474
You missed /jp/ being created in 2008

>> No.40122274

>>40120574
If there ever is a case in which a man is indicted for purchasing a Flandre Scarlet sex doll for being underage I hope the attorneys start bringing up Touhou lore in court

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>>40119231
do you have proof your client knew this?

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But how old is 495 in vampire years?

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>>40126017
Fairly young, considering Caine, the oldest vampire, is older than bronce age civilizations.

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It's this a case for the best detective?

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>>40126898
Everyone is young compared to Caine. A better comparison would be to Christopher Houghton, the 13 year old born in 1682 who runs Hollywood and has canonically had sex.

>> No.40127063

>>40127012
>not debeste joke
what a waste

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>>40127062
Ah, that is a good metric.

I recall Remilia saying that Dracula was her sire. But then Flandre said she was full of shit.

>> No.40140218

>>40126017
vampire years are the same as earth years considering their former, or continued humanity.

>> No.40142657

>>40127063
Who are you quoting?

>> No.40142673

>>40142657
that "who are you quoting" meme is retarded

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>>40142673

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>>40122259

>> No.40144656

>>40142718
He's right, put a bullet in your head.

>> No.40148341

>>40144656
No, kill yourself newfag teen.

>> No.40150386

>>40120064
Also missed the vtuber invasion

>> No.40151764

>>40150386
Lucky

>> No.40153042

>>40119231
Also she's imaginary. I was imagining myself being 13 years old when I was reading the doujin.

>> No.40159581

>>40122259
kek

>> No.40168607

>larp thread

>> No.40168825

>>40168607
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING

>> No.40168959

I'm still fucking mad I missed the Ace Attorney larp threads when they happened, next one is in like a bazillion years.

>> No.40170441

>>40127870
Remilia's profile is what says she's full of shit. actually

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