/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone post a page from that raiden labo eiren sells rape drugs doujin.

rape

>>4013846
>how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you?

taking into account the girl:boy in gensokyo is like 25:1 (counting the cloud and myself) its kinda easy

Easy, I don't. First thing's first: I go request a duel from either Mokou or Meiling. And I do mean duel and not that danmaku bullshit all of them seem to be so into these days.

ah yes i wouyld like steal alices grimoir and be like all migty powerful wizard wirh a doll legion .ph34r: and all teh girls in gensyoko will be my slaves XD and then when yukari wakes up in spring she will be like wehres reimu o-o and when she goes to the shrine she willsee me and my harem sucking my dick XD

[X] JUMP INTO THE LAKE

>>4013862
>Easy, I don't.

You homosexual?

Let's say that somehow, you have ended up in the Zone.

Now how will you get your favorite stalker to have sex with you?

>>4013875
sounds like a plan

>>4013865
But all those girls are lesbian.

>>4013846
Go hang out at her shrine worshipping her and stuff until she gets bored of molesting the good girl.

>>4013851
Good luck.

>>4013895
thank you

>>4013891
And if she never does, then I guess I'll just be ronery ;_;

I let her have a taste of my cucumber.

>Now how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you?

I'm more interested in how to avoid it.

I kill myself.

She'll find that hot, right?

I'm trying to remember this hentai where the whole setup is

Him: Hey, you know it feels REALLY good when it goes inside there?
Her: R-Really?
Him: Yeah! Wanna try?
Her: Okay...

that'd be my strategy, pretty much

>>4013945
Having sex with Yuugi makes you gay no matter what your gender, doesn't it?

>>4013981
But that implies the lack of a certain invention that they may already be aware of.

>>4013986
I'm not aiming to please gods, man, just everyone stupid enough to fall for it

>>4013959

No, but I know someone who will.

>>4013959
enjoy your eternal suffering once you reach the Yama

>>4014025

Same person

>>4014035

I'm never reaching the Yama. I'm staying on her boat forever.

Or barring that, I'd stay on this bank for as long as possible talking with her anyway, and the Yama will know my pure intentions of love and devotion to Komachi rather than any desire for suicide.

>>4013982

Suits me perfectly. More concerned about how a night with the mountain queen very likely grants you entrance to Valhalla and the unquestionable right to sit by Odin's side and drink from his mead horn.
And a free ride up there. First class express.

>>4014049
>and the Yama will know my pure intentions of making Komachi work less

yeah, i think she will understand

>>4014063

It's for love! Love, Shikieiki! Love! It makes the world go 'round!

I will sell super-soft toilet paper.
Once somebody try it out, there is no escape.
After some time I will sell it for sex.

>>4014063
As if she wouldn't just slack off anyway if she didn't have anyone to have wild boat-rocking sex with all the time.

I don't.

>>4014071
>>4014084
like the yama will care, but dont get angry guys! i will try to seduce the yama to save you!

>>4014076
That's inhuman. Toilet paper should be free for everyone.

I think my favorite Touhou is so air-headed and agreeable that it'd be easy to have sex with her and make her into my wife. Then we'd dance everywhere in the spring, go to the beach during summer, stay at my self-built house in the autumn, and hibernate in the winter.

>>4014099

... good luck, sir.

>>4014137
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/582331

I'd donate at Reimu's shrine.

Alternatively, I use my SICP to program autonomous dolls for Alice.

That should be enough to get laid, isn't it?

Noh ah weel shoot boolet
Lots ov boolet

>>4014178
Aya will appreciate you keeping her in business.

>>4014193

Aya already has her perfect mate, though.

>>4014160
Thanks.

>>4014221
Ah, MomiAya.

>post in a thread saying /jp/ is nothing but Touhou shit and should be removed
>/jp/ throws a fit saying it has more than that and I don't know what I'm talking about
>three threads dedicated to Touhou, countless derail posts in other threads

What is wrong with you fags? Even /v/ isn't as pathetic as you.

>>4014280
>post complaining about /jp/ having /jp/ related posts

>>4014280
>Even /v/ isn't as pathetic as you
The only thing more pathetic than /v/ is /b/.

>>4014255

Then again, Aya has some pretty fierce competition.

... no clue how this pairing came about, except the two of them being in the same game.

1. tape
2. rape
3. die happy

>>4014280
Just because Touhou is popular doesn't mean it's the only thing we have here. I see Rance, Higurashi, Umineko, Comiket, KiraKira and some other shit I don't know about all on the front page. That doesn't really work well with your bullshit assumptions.

>implying touhou isn't the best thing on /jp/

>>4014354
I'm more of a ropes kind of guy myself.

>>4014128
COMMUNIST SPOTED

I would visit her every day at the lake, tell her jokes and riddles, and eventually woo her into becoming my beloved bride.

>>4014071
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbK0c21dC_E

Just tell her my honest feelings, I'm sure that'll work out just as well as it does in real life.

Partially drown Kisume, then rape her.

>>4014610
Indeed.

whip it out and lunge at her.

1. get drunk
2. sex
3. sleep
4. ???
5. repeat

>>4014697
I'm okay with these. Dying a cool death like that is fine.

>>4014916
true love

1.Sex
2.Sex
3.Sex
...

Rabbit logic

>monkeys discussing the nature of imaginary beings living in an fictional world as if they were real and important

>>4014809
Going to try the "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!" method?

Do you want her to use her hand, wing, or ahoge?

Three options.
1) Be cute and innocent like Wrigle (I can't do that.)
2) Be a masochist like Tenshi. (I could probably do that)
3) This is the most documented way and also the most realistic one since the 2 above are based on fanfiction. For you to even show up in her mind you need to be powerful, so thats what I'd do, become a magician and train my skills untill I can stand equally against her, maybe then she would pay attention. Realistically speaking no way in hell you can get sex with her if she dosent like you and to get her to like have sex with you is like MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

>>4014916
>these
this.
I hate to be sick. My already horrible English degrades to hell.

>>4014916
I am also okay with this, and despite possessing no disposition towards vorephilia whatsoever, I hope I'm tasty.

>>4014977
Will you be Siegfried or Gunther?

WELL
Due to my knowledge of the outside world, Rinnosuke is sure to give me food and shelter in exchange for knowledge.
Having a large amount of time, I would most likely start off trying to be the friendly salesman until our ties become closer, in which case I will move up into friendship and from there, romance.
Then probably get eaten before ever havig sex ;_;

catch and sex, then take responsibility

>>4014255
DAT FACE

>>4015034
I will be what works best.Since 3 seems to be the most fun as I have not yet developed my masochistic talents (Also being a magician sounds really fun) I'd try 3 first if that fails 3 will somehow evolve into 2 since I'll be challenging her to see if I'm strong enough and she'll probably do very bad things to me once I'm defeated, provided that I do survive being defeated once.

>>4015141
DAT FACE

>>4015125
Good luck HomAnon.

Ask Keine to teach me what 'that' does. She's probably begging for it already.

Call her intelligent, and defend her from those who call her otherwise.

And no, frostbite shouldn't work that way.

>>4015164
Thanks, tripfag

be her patient, that should be enough