/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40110137
good thing I F5ed before clicking post

ahem.

Yum

>>40110165
Mash the mush

>>40110137
Why are the gloves the hottest thing about this?

>>40110137
im going to flirt with my english teacher, miss hatter. She always puts her massive ass in my face then rubs my face with it, making me fail her class, making sure that I end up in remedial classes with her

>>40110137
>>40110179
For me it's the long hair.

>>40110149
>tfw you call the mad hatter mommy by accident

Would you really be comfortable with your mg wife turning you into a 6 foot 1 hunk?
It's almost not you anymore.

>>40110238
do you want that? That is the basic core of MGE

>You hear muffled honking in the distance

>>40110238
Sure why not

>>40110238
I'd much rather be that then the ugly person I am right now, it's not like who you actually are changes at all just your appearance.

>>40110245
every relationship has issues.

>>40110238
Doesn't sound too bad to me, long as my face is mostly recognisable.

>>40110258
>bogie undoes her bra
>starts pulling it of
>she pulls out a chain of bras

>>40110279
Answer the question, Is that what YOU want? If so You can become it. For me, I want to be a cute shota

>Brushing Gazer's mofu while she's reading
>End up huffing the fluff
>Kneading her cheeks
>Stalks just staring at me
>Eventually doze off and use her bum as a pillow
>I can't see it, but she's smiling happily

>>40110258
>>40110298
>don't know the tales of what's under the bogie's mask
>take it off of her
>underneath is another mask
oh the horror

>>40110258
being a bogies husband grants you the powers of cartoon logic

>>40110238
I'm 6ft and a Cent-fag, so one inch on top is nothing when I'll likely incubize a few inches elsewhere anyway

>>40110238
Oh nooooo, I don't want to become handsome, tall, and well-built, this is literally hell.

>>40110316
I like to think my wife might want me more muscular or aristocratic than I am. Imagining a monster girl that has no real desires of her own is quite boring.

>>40110388
I'm more concerned that if I grow a horsecock that she's going to strain her jaw trying to suck it.

>>40110238
i'm already pretty tall, so for me it won't be anything major
now, if she could magic away my slightly bad posture, shoulder muscle rigidity, and lack of strength, then i'd be in complete awe.

>>40110400
ok, but remember nothing that you dont want will never happen, and I honestly would rather work out and train to become bigger and stronger. I like struggling and training until failure, its a great feeling, whooping your own ass in training, needing to drag your feet off the floor to go make yourself some food and eating right after

>>40110463
Fucking your waifu is a workout that makes you stronger etc

>>40110258
>Meat Clown
>29p per 100g

>>40110496
its great cardio, ngl but nothing beating trainng, lifting weights, doing pullups, ring rows, push ups, jumping rope. I just love working out

>>40110238
From what I heard about monsters being less attracted to you from your preferences you'll probably only become a hunk if both you and your wife want you to be one. I doubt a shy scrawny nerd will become Hercules after asking out a hellhound. The only none negotiable changes will be that you'll get a bigger dick and you'll won't be morbidly obese.

im going to get stoned, i wish my pelvis can handle the massive golem they trapped me with

>>40110258
Those breasts are weapons of mass destruction

>>40110149
i bet shes drinking her own milk

>>40110652
>im going to get stoned
Shouldn't have looked at the Sultana's ankles bro

>>40110735
>ankles
yes her ankles and nothing else, nope sir only looked at her ankles

>>40110596
from what I have ready they don't really care about physical appearance in choosing a mate but afterward KC says they can slowly change your body. He is not specific on how much except for that one tweet about pregnancy

>>40110748
There is a severe lack of monsters in burqa like clothes. The closest you can get are veils or Arab harem girl style clothes
>>40110758
I assume it works depending on how you want it to but within reason. If you want to be a few inches taller or not be a fat fuck then that's perfectly fine. If you want to grow a third arm or teeth on your knees then that's a bit too much

>>40110735
Nah, I sucked on her titty while she was giving a speech

>>40110238
>Get fit and taller without having to do anything
>not you anymore
Man, I would do that now if I could. MG GF or not

>>40110238
I'm already over 6 bong-appendages tall, not a major change.

Gonna culturally appropriate demon culture.

>>40110238
I am 183 and fairly fit, and if she took away my mantits I'd princess carry her everywhere for months in return

>>40110735
It was cause I made the anubi lazy, yes the anubi are now lazy

>I bet your head can fit in here

>>40105478
Hey, listen!

>>40110790
I always wonder about the logistics of such actions when I read these prompts about embarrassing monsters in public. You would need to
>Walk past the pharaoh's guards and other attendants in full view of the crowd
>Pull out a titty without getting interrupted by either the pharaoh or aforementioned guards
>Start sucking on it for however long
>?

>>40110774
>. Since an incubus is a being that's convenient for a monster, they change depending on the tastes of the monster that they're paired with. In this way, an incubus is none other than an ideal male to a female monster.
He is unspecific, except no fatties or weaklings because that is a form inconvenient for sex. This is fallen maidens though and he's generally got mixed feelings toward that book
> one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful.
There is also some stuff about a harem creating a more powerful incubus so I would say this section is mostly retcon territory. It is probably still up to the desires of the monster though even though their goal is mainly penis in vagina and apparently they don't care about the face. He's specific about that one.

>>40110238
id rather not get shorter. i like being as tall as i am now.

>>40110862
>no fatties
if a girl likes fatties, he will stay a fattie
if she likes fatties and the guy doesn't want to be fat - she won't go for him
easy, you take the most generous interpretation of the setting
and there are no "retcons"

>>40110861
The reason why is that my stealth stat is maxed out and no one can see until I do something lewd

>>40110906
>New objective
>Escape the dungeons and get into the pharaoh's bedroom
>Stealth is optional for this mission
>She's going to be screaming all night

You will know fear.

>>40110942
I removed that part of my mind to make a bigger dopamine center for better pleasure when I fuck or cum

>>40110904
>He thinks he'll stay fat while burning calories from all day every day cardio tier sex

>>40110984
I'm not fat anymore, getting /fit/ so I can join the military, added bonus will be to be able to princess carry batcat-chan when portals open.

>>40111007
Best of luck in your endeavors anon

>>40111021
thank you, I will make the most of this year

>>40110904
I really, really, don't think that harems = power is canon.
There is also a picture of a succubus fingering a woman to make her a monster which I don't think is a thing anymore

>>40111086
Monsters can still make human women into monsters

I love me a good catgirl.

>>40111086
>a picture of a succubus fingering a woman to make her a monster
this is how monsterization happens

>>40111098
via rape?

>>40111118
Yeah, they can. And it tends to happen to make the girl actually go after the guy she likes

>>40111098
I'd rather they didn't. I'd prefer not to be catfished by an ex hoe.

>>40111140
Then just ask her for the truth or ask around about her

>>40111111
let's see who got it

>>40111140
Even if she was truly reformed, inside and out?

>>40111176
Well, she fucked up, and she has to find a man that wants her

>>40111198
Fair

>>40111200
purple is the sexiest color, especially dark purple

>>40111200
I would like Apophis a lot better if he cobra hood was a part of her body, not some decoration

>>40111240
It's not like monsterized women will have a lack. The same people who fuck them now will probably fuck them after.

They just won't get the prime obsessed Incel otakus that all monsters crave.

>apophis needs a distraction to get close enough to the pharaoh
>kidnaps a basilisk, pumps her full of venom and releases her inside the palace

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98931540
Cunny

>>40110238
As long as I don't get turned into a shota or an ugly bastard I'm good

>>40111118
Is that allowed?

So do I play along when a vampire pretending to be human when she forgets to change her eye color and sharp teeth or just call her out then and there and start the boss fight early?

>>40111118
It depends on the monster. Monsters suck spirit energy out of humans. Human men have a lot of it and can easily refill this energy by eating or sleeping, women have less and have a harder time refilling it. Monsters suck this energy out in various ways, though most of the time it's through sex. The reason why this monsterizes women is because monsters also release demonic mana while having sex. Monsters usually don't go after women though since they aren't a good source of food, but sometimes they go out of their way just to mess with people for fun. And sometimes they just are too horny to tell the difference before the women turns into a monster. That been said any sorce of demonic mana could turn a woman into a monster. Vampire bites, ushi-oni blood, dark slime jelly, wight claws, extra thick holst milk, various demon realm fruits and veggies, and more. So monsters can rape women into becoming monsters as well, but many of them have easier ways of doing it.

>>40111308
I'm still waiting for Trolls in Koikatsu

Devil Bugs are the best
I love Devil Bugs

>>40111105
Isn't there an entire nation in MGE that consists entirely of catgirls?

>>40110906
>>40110932
>Anon thinks he’s “stealthy”
>he’s just running about the palace in a black suit with gadgets
>humming his theme song the entire time
>the guards see him
>the gator girls outside saw him and couldn’t stop laughing hard enough to ask questions
>the Anubis city manager saw him and just points to the queens chamber
>they don’t know why Anon does this all the time but if he just steals the queens panties again they’re gonna lock him in her room after the Girtablilus sting him about a hundred times

>>40111504
Yes, come to your true home and be milked endlessly by siths

>>40111530
I said catgirls. Not cat girls.

>>40111453
Play along and try to seduce her. Only tell her she forgot after she starts her evil monolog.

>>40111547
It's just their profile that had the loredump about punishing men who were mean to cats. I am sure there are other catgirls there too to mistreat you for the crime of not being their husband.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Bastet
it's a strange place. It's like heaven but you only work there.

dapper shog

>>40111644
m'shogy

>>40111644
Ready to hit the cinema with me!

>>40111434
Why wouldn't it?

>>40111644
Shame the colored version doesn't have the hat.

>>40111644
Needs more purple.

>Anon smiles at a snake
>She is now madly in love with him
>Anon gets a boner from looking at a succ
>She now considers him her husband
>Anon gives a bird some bread
>She's already thinking of their future daughter's name

>>40111767
monstergirls are so precious

>>40111767
>anon is triainng his fist and his shins for his muay thai training
>M Dryad is already wet and waiting for her pin to mating press submission of her womb

>>40111700
I thought these threads hated this sort of thing.

Can't get over my addiction to monsters with fat tits. The Sabbath has me in their sights, boys.

ok, nice shitty meme. go somewhere else

>>40111767
>Anon plays MP Minecraft with an anubis
>You mention your a man
>She fantasizes about your whole life together

>40111807
https://i.imgur.com/Z9X9lIG.png

>>40111835
>tfw no anubis to help with autistic nerd hobbies like painting models because her paws are too big

>>40111835
>Desertdog has joined the server
>Every desert biome has a pyramid after about a week
Some things are instinctual I guess

>>40111835
>>40111883
Sucker thinks men play Minecraft.

>>40112017
>Sphinx arrested after three riddle scam
This is bullshit, it's a legit medical condition!

>>40112017
there is not a single politician that deserves a baphomet. It makes me angry even to think about them getting one.

What should be done about grave robbing anons stealing cute zombie daughters from loving and caring liches and wights?

>>40111767
>go on a tour of Dragonia
>see a man riding a full-size dragon
>casually ask your tour guide if she can do that too
>no response
>turn to look at her
>she's staring at you and blushing furiously
>oh shit did you just insult her or something?

>>40112084
What about Ron Paul?

>>40112084
most of them would probably REALLY like them, though.

>>40112114
Rand Paul would have a kobold or wan.

>>40112096
You just asked for a piggyback ride from someone who is 1000 years your senior. You tell me if that’s insulting

>>40112131
I don't think they would. For them it's more about the destruction of innocence than any physical attraction.

>two black harpies in front of you on their knees
>your fingers in each of their hot mouths
>their tongues gently dancing around your hands
>covering them in copious amounts of spit
>rubbing their spit on your face
>repeating this again and again
I know it probably works better with ghouls or whatever, but I didn't dream about them

>>40112084
>Biden marries Runya Runya
Not gonna lie, I'd feel the heartache

>>40112092
Absolutely nothing. She's very happy where she is.

Oni in uniform

Oniform

>>40112331
Someone has the paywalled content from this guy? does he draws bare tits or just teases?

>>40112162
This
I would hope to convince the monstergirls spilling out of the portals that politicians don't even deserve the Matango pits

>>40112341
>does he draws bare tits
Probably

>>40112341
There's a recent gallery of his stuff on the panda but the lewds are really old and the new content are just teases
https://exhentai.org/g/2237920/bc52d231b3/

>>40112092
Nothing, I want to date the actual daughters of the liches and wights after someone has cleared the way by stealing all the adopted zombies from the premises.

Love fox

no sir, just becuase the women here are "thirstier than a sponge in the dessert" does not me you can walk out in public nude

the doctor will see you now! she's very friendly, you're in good hands.

>>40112444
>survive off of hotdogs for a week
>go to hospital after eating bad ones
>this is your nurse

>>40112444
*paws

>>40112425
How would MGC feel about nudity?
Surely the beach would be a nude one, if not it'd practically be one with couples fucking like crazy

>>40112444
Hey wait a minute I thought my prostate exam was scheduled to be given by a male doctor

>>40112444
>Great! This bleeding isn't stopping itself!

>>40112444
trips confirm, time to tell her I often feel insecure and in need of protection

>>40112444
Well that's a relief, who's hands are they?

POV: You are about to get FOXED.

>>40112617
Why are their ears different colors than their head hair?

>>40112626
they wear wigs

>>40112444
>"ill be as gentle as a lamb"
>"THAT WORKS OUT WITH WEIGHTS"

>>40112635
You mean they're BALD?!

>>40112653
shhhh, not so loud brother

>>40112653
they are completely gray

>>40112653
All that mofu comes at a cost

>>40112653
and

>>40112669
FAT

>>40112682
why is she so smug

Post your best black harpy whore pics

Sex
Sex with aliens!

>>40112698
She knows she's having your babies, its only a matter of time.

>>40112715

>>40112715
Sorry but I like my women with nipples

>>40112730
Yes please.

>>40112715
ayy

Focus.

>>40112341
>i.imgur.com/GQEdO8L.jpg
It's usually bare body but I don't mind

>>40112715
This is indeed the goal, yes.

>>40112753
Do you have the rest of his stuff?

>>40112777
Gross

>>40112617
nooooo muh proud human bloodline

>>40112778
lovely heavy dragon titty

Nuns?

>>40112444
>it's Dr. lich
>She tells you that you only have minutes to live and you should let her resurrect you as a undead incubus
>You came in for an eye exam

>>40112790
isn't that h*live?

>>40112617
But I'm a married man

>>40112790
No. Not this habit. Not again. Get it away. THIS image is what we need.

>>40112797
Dunno I just post nuns.

>>40112800
Your son is about to get foxed.

>>40112807
i think you need more pictures

>>40112778
man I love green lipstick

>>40112813
Perhaps

What is the thread stance on monsters using an onahole on you? I am writing a story, debating putting it in or not.

Remember to follow proper bath etiquette. You don't want to cause trouble in the mixed baths

>>40112817

>>40112823
Weird that she wouldn't just fuck you but well within the "whatever floats your boat" realm.

>>40112823
Go for it if you want, but personally I don't see the point.

>>40112828
What should I do if I'm the only man in a bath full of demons?
They can't fuck me unless I sign their contract, right?

>>40112823
i like it. fits right along the path to depravity

>>40112831
mmm, chocomint....
>>40112828
which is?

>>40112847
Did you bring your bathtime crucifix or holy soap? If you didn't that's basically consent to do whatever they like to you in there.

>>40112828
Anything I need to know if I want to get under large Jinko's arm?

>>40112823
it's a good gateway.
for instance when you're talking to your good pyrow friend about your masturbation habits (as one does) and one thing leads to another and then she's assisting a little more personally

I LOVE THE SUCC!

>>40112823
If you're asking whether it's considered "forbidden" - no, it's not likely to cause a spergout.
IMO sex toys are a decent idea, as long as they are not the main course.

>>40112898
>Its not likely to cause a spergout
To be honest, thats exactly what I was asking. I've not seen them talked about much before, and wanted to test the waters first.

>>40112823
Blasphemy, you will make your momster cry if she finds your onahole.

>>40112870
Always ask the ryu if she needs help getting clean. It's difficult for her to hold a brush with those big claws but they're often shy about asking.

>>40112879
The first thing to do is go in during the busiest hour for the bathhouse which is usually when all the office ladies get off work. When you spot your intended prey just sit next to her and express how nervous you are with all the monsters here. She should get progressively loser to you as you bathe and all you need to do is have your towel fall off on accident so she'll try and cover you up

>>40112823
>Shortstack wife sees you have bought a tenga onahole
>Has a better idea

>>40112823
robo or shog onahole

>>40112828
I don't go to public baths. I'm shy.

>>40112987
>robot tricks you into using onahole
>its actually part of her

>be some nobody servant in an Order castle
>come across a strange merchant selling a very lewd picture book with monsters in it
>buy it as my secret masturbation material
>she says that for extra coin she will even deliver a message to a girl of my choosing
>yeah sure, but I am feeling generous today and I've got extra pay
>might as well pick the queen of Dragonia just for the heck of it
>a week later everyone in the castle is shitting themselves because a really powerful looking dragon decided to visit
>it's the queen and she demands to see who sent her the letter

you cannot escape cock inspection day

>>40113255
I am unsummonable by demons

>>40113255
Fine, here.
>>40113285
They like a challenge.

>>40113296
I prefer Dragons

>>40113285
Wrong. False. Untrue. You can always be summoned, they just havent found what they need to tempt your soul over. For most, its a new graphics card. For some others, its a new gun. A steak dinner. Alcohol. But you... you are a mystery. You have time, but not much. No escape. Pray.

It's a shame that you won't be able to appreciate Wight-sama's new clothes because they are only visible to aristocracy.

>>40113320
So she got fooled into the invisible clothes deal, man what a dummy

>>40113255
I'm just a simple farmer, why do they keep wanting to inspect my cock?
It's doing fine in it's coop and it's well fed.

>>40113320
Point and laugh at the naked undead

>>40113370
Point and laugh at the commoner who can't stop staring.

>>40113320
But it's no secret I'm a commoner, why show them off where commoners are?

>>40113255
I am always early for penis inspection day.

>>40113316
They should try just pressing their delicious flat chests and smooth cunny against the circle.

>>40113255
>get summoned
>a wurm somehow managed to summon you in her schlick cave
>The air is moist with the scent of wurm juices

Would you join an MG volleyball game?

>>40113573
nah, I'd be swimming in the ocean tho. I fucking love swimming

>>40113316
My soul can be summoned by about forty gallons of concentrated hydrogen peroxide, one gallon of liquid detergent, and a pint of potassium iodide solution. Just mix the peroxide and soap in a big tub over the summoning circle, then pour in the iodide.

>>40113573
Sure, sports are fun and I hate swimming

>>40113316
For me. its freshly squeezed monster milk, hag porn, a bacon burger and a monster nun with massive and milky tits

>>40113385
I could stop any time I wanted

>>40113660
Butcha didnt

>About to get raped by a village full of zombies
>Finally get the have the zombie orgy I always wanted
>Then the bell in the church rings
>All the zombies stop the imminent rape and stumble towards it
Where the hell did they all go? Bingo?

>>40112978
I reject this

>>40113555
I am more fine with a Wurm than a demon

>>40113678
It's a church Anon, they go there to worship god. Probably Hel since they're undead. They gotta get that holy damage resistance buff. Step on in and get Hel's blessing and maybe get married to some cute zombie nuns.

>>40112575
Well your proctologist WAS a male but it turns out the job was a little too exciting to him

>>40113743
Yeah, me too. They are the cutest dummies in the whole world

>>40113761
im just gonna steal the thiccest zombie nun

>>40113806
I don't know... something looks off about this one.

What is the best way to induce uncontrollable howling in an anubis?

>>40113825
shes the mother supeior
>>40113826
be the lazy and prankster prince that keeps messing and teasing the overworked anubis

the undead lands are lame, I'm going to the desert kingdoms

>>40113826
superglue

>>40113826
make her pyramid into a cone when she's not looking

>>40113860
deserts and catgirls and your own empire await. Just don't get caught by an anubis and turned into the husband of a middle manager

>>40113882
I said howling. Not crying. You monster.

>>40113860
desert sucks, Im going to MGE miami, florida and do mothman powder off of a jabberwocks massive ass as I drink Oni milk until I pass out on the dance floor

>uncontrollable crying from your nubis wife because you did something that upset her perfect order

>>40113678
Must have been sad that you couldn't even get a ZomBJ

What would you want your wife to smell like?

>>40112978
>Midna biting her lip
Little does she know that she IS the onahole

>>40113981
girlsmell

>>40113981
musk, perfume, my cum, or all three combined

>>40111470
Upper left looks like she's incubating an egg

>Get home from work
>It's a Hatter thread

blessed

>>40114065
Welcome Home tea parties hosted for hubby every work day

>>40114078
Could use an unwork day.

>>40113981
Charcoal and meat being cooked.

>>40114097
Everyone does, you gotta enjoy that mandatory relaxation.
Although that is one tired looking mush.

>>40113981
Cinnamon for the jinko
bakery scent for the cheshire.

>>40114117
VULVA FRECKLES

>>40114139
The most elusive and exquisite of freckles.

>>40112444
I haven't felt well for a while now. But, really I just want someone to tell me it's going to be okay

Im going to break into a automaton factory, then make all the machines work in unison to make that one shark song play just by the machines in the factory moving and how do you think an automaton sound like? Hatsune Miku?

>>40114199

>>40114220
Dying is gey tho, and I aint gey, so fuck u and your mother

>tfw you fainted and wake up in a town of hatters
how confused do you end up by the day?

>>40112823
Tailpussy counts?

>>40114280
so what happens when they see somebody without a hat?

Like I posted at previous thread and reposting again for anyone in this newer thread:

>https://youtu.be/GIzQMPpNGyk [Open]

It appears The Undead Realms ranging from The Wight Queendoms to the Vampire Counts of Sylvania are amping up their pro-vampire propaganda and public relations.

>>40114142
The most delectable freckles of them all.

>>40114294
they point and laugh

>>40114294
free hat, and I also think that there would be different hat gangs or better yet, clans. You have the traditional tophat hatters, very old fashioned and stickers to tradition, the modern baseball cap hattters being the most freindly and are the most causally dressed, the fedora cringers who are the cringest chunni mafia you've ever seen, The bonnets who are the empotie of feminity and grace, wearing fancy dresses and are extremely haughty and the no hats, the outcast clan of hatters. And those are just a few hatters

>>40114296
Reminds of Lady Yupiel.

>>40114347
I also thought that. Saw that doujin just the day before too.
What a strange coincidence.

>>40114359
I am gonna set a reminder for when this anime drops, looks like it might be bretty good.

sex with a kappa

Am I supposed to knock up my bicorn wife first or her friends?

>>40114432
Pretty sure they're into the latter

i keep thinking about tomming it up with my molly. help

>>40114459
vaca

>>40114427
Sex with a big ghost

I need a monster girl to crack/pop my lower back

>>40114492
This is unfair. How am I supposed to not rape this ghost.

>>40096596
you going to build her a goat tower?

>>40114511
>Rape

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98936603

>>40114515
Very cute, would scare dum kids together, she can be three ring, I’ll be the butcher

>>40114521
the sisters of this denomination always get very enthusiastic around communion time

>>40114515
oh, so that's why it's called the ring. she wanted a wedding ring the whole time.

>>40114296
We are getting both a succubus a vampire anime this July? Neat.

What strange creatures, these monsters.

>>40114296
i dunno

>>40114725
! !

>>40114725
>Anubis pretends she is a pharaoh when the court is empty.

SNEK?

>>40114725
Merely acting out in order to attract a husband. To think, how much silliness could be avoided if they were to simply ask?

SNEK!

>>40114785
it's really hard to settle on a snek when there's two with black sclera

Elves just know

>>40114296
huh/?

should i go green?

If I wanted a non-mushroom Mad Hatter, what are my choices?

So am I supposed to stick my dick in the crotch part of the armor or am I supposed to wear it and jerk off?

>>40114925
wearing the armor is the same as penetration

>>40114900
Green gobbos are best gobbos.
Go out and collect your goblin wives today.

>swapping spit with your manticore gf (rapist) while her desperate tailpussy dry sucks you through your pants.

>>40114900
why she crying?

>>40114978
I'd much rather make out with her tail pussy

>>40114978
I refuse to be seduced by a tail

>>40114978
mine needs to be bigger and more muscular.
If she's rapin' me she better be sporting some muscle.

>>40114978
>not petting her tail while making out

>>40115047
id rather pet her excel sheets.

>>40115067
aren't you a randy one

Bully anubis by calling her pyramids ziggurats

>>40114982
Because she's eating lunch alone instead of being married

>>40115162
I'm gonna refer to her breasts as ziggurats

>>40114982

did i scare everyone away?

ALERT
RABBITS IN YOUR AREA
RUN

>>40115406
Well, clearly the rabbits did. >>40115421

Tell me about the black harpies, anon.

What are they like?

>>40115434
Fast. You are either in their direct sphere of influence or living with the illusion of safety.

>>40115443
So they're the Ohio of harpies?

>>40115453
Yes. A threat to all. Don't bother resisting.

>>40115453
I'm so glad someone is just as retarded as I am to have that be their first thought upon reading 'illusion of safety'

What variants of established mamono would you like to see, relative to your part of the world?
For me it's:
>Redwood Dryads
>Satyros Sativa
>Roadrunner Cockatrice
>Red Panda Daniki immigrants

>>40115460
There are dozens of us within range of Ohio. Pray the mamono get us before Brutus Buckeye.

>>40115453
Ohio's ownership of Toledo is temporary.
We will return southward to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

>>40115471
Pidgeon/seagull harpies. They'll steal your food, be fucking everywhere, and look down at the civillians on the street with a watchful eye.

>>40115471
Maine-coon werecats.
Alternatively, ragdoll werecats.

>>40115456
So when the portals open, Ohio will be black harpy lands?

>>40115460
Well, I'm an Ohiofag, so the memes are well-ingrained into my psyche.

>>40115478
Cool story, Michifag.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that during the summer white horn-san goes with short hair to cool off.

>>40115471
Highland cow holst! Obviously. That or the rare varient of weresheep that is known for gathering en masse and blocking roads. Just to be a wee cunt.

>>40115490
Ohio will be where they all gather. For 4 days and 4 nights, there will be silence. No man's virginity will survive. After the duration, millions of black harpies will stampede out and infect the neighbouring states. And the next, and the next, till no country is safe.

>"Sir, you've been skipping on your prescribed Flintstones Vitamins for far too long. I have been sent to help you for your sake."

>>40115560
I got the Manticore Pox vaccine.
I got the TOM-12 vaccine.
I will not take my Flintstone Vitamines.

>"...Boy..."

>>40115560
I don’t need any vitamins, my two meals a day are enough.

>>40115471
Arachne variants out the wazoo
Golden Labrador Kobold
Trying to think of succubi variants though

>>40115560
all i need is to train until my legs give out and I have to crawl my way back home

>>40115624
>Labrador Kobold
I don't want a wan, but that's an instant loss

>>40115620
>IF I TAKE OFF THE MASK, WILL YOU DIE?

>>40115631
I miss my dog

>>40115490
I seem to recall that an inordinate number of posters in the thread were from the Buckeye State when the map was made. I was one of them

>>40115478
Cope and seethe, Mitten muncher. Don't you have a Detroit alley to get mugged in?

>>40115646
it would be extremely painful

how to engage rapemode in anubis?

>>40115666
press the ! !

>watching Ohio and Michigan fight
look at those damnyankees and their birds go

>>40115652
About as much as you're going to get shot walking through Cleveland.
Toledo will be reclaimed, the mitten shall remain supreme, and you shall weep at our White Tailed white horn waifus.

>>40115666
>my schedule is you
>and it's long
>...wait, no, you're on my schedule
>and doing you is looooong
>no, that isn't right either
>how did she say it again?
>have to stand their awkwardly as grape anubis pulls a notepad out of her bra and starts flipping through to the pickup lines the apophis gave her
>start to think that you should have sprung for the scorpion instead

>>40115705
would hug

>>40115487
Maine Coon Cheshire. Bigger, More Mofu and twice and fun.

>>40115726
>Long hair
>Big
>Probably stronger
>BIG
I am ready for that cat

>>40115726
that chesh is too shiny

>>40115738
With the larger frame, she would be able to support bigger tiddys and a fatter ass, but her clothes should be a bit too small for her.

>>40115745
Of course.
Granted, they're too small for normal cheshires as is so being bigger just makes them smaller still.
The bigger problem is her just landing in your lap and pinning you down

how old is too old for you anon?

>>40115750
If she can still get pregnant, she ain't too old

>>40115742
Shiny chesh encounter

>>40115750
No such thing.

>>40115705
>endure 20 minutes of grape anubis stumbling through her pickup lines
>Any attempts to leave is met with a glowing staff and promises of all sorts of lewd curses
>Eventually just ask her if she wants to go play strategy games or something

>>40115750
I like 'em 10 to 30. No more than 30.

>>40115726
best cat and best cat combined. perfect.

>>40115771
...10? You meant 19 right?

>>40115750
>oh you wouldn't want an old bird like me, right anon?
>wouldn't you want a younger girl?
>my goodness, I am old enough to be your mother anon!
why can't they see that their words only make the breeding more intense?

>>40115763
>>40115705
>she doesn't understand that she's only supposed to say one and see your reaction
>reads through every line the apophis gave her as if it were a paragraph
>flips her notebook shut with a smug grin and looks at you
>"Ready to fuck?"

>>40115471
Tibetan mastiff hellhound

>>40115802
>she reads the whole thing
>even the little notes apophis made with hints or tips
>you stand their scratching your head as she lewdly says "..make sure to look real sexy when using these lines. You crush seems like a sucker for seduction..."

>>40115785
No, I mean 10

>>40115750
pretty much as long she can give birth to my kids, then we good in my books, and I tend to want my wives pretty damn old as well

So I don't usually come out of these threads
But it seems /jp/ has gone back t ok being a mostly touhou board
What does that mean for us?

>>40115762
old foxes are for womb bullying

>>40115813
you disgust me

>>40115742
Shiny and Chrome.

>>40115895
How does one polish their cheshire?

>>40115895
radiant cheshire ass

>>40115904

>>40115904
polishing compound on your tongue

>>40115904
making them squeaky clean

>>40115904
Danuki brand rubbing grease compound, polishes, lubricates and now fortified with silver vine.

>>40115750
i love them dresses that hug the monsters curves and I would be down to breed this old bird

>>40115869
Decades.

>>40115948
1 elf year = 1 century

The fate of all who would challenge the chesh.

>>40115999
go away chesh

>>40115999
double her paw size and we'll talk

>>40115620
Not the Tall Woman I was expecting, but oh well

>>40115750
Seeing as I'm pushing pretty old myself, I can't give oldies too much of a hard time over it.

I desire ! !
what foul curse has fallen upon me

>>40116083
curse of chewtoy

>>40116083
I wonder if those ! ! change color if she is inseminated.

>>40116083
consider tritonia twins for all your ! (x2) needs

>>40116151
Maybe she already is. For all we know they start out black and fill up with white a little bit every time her husband cums inside her. This whole time the marks were a semen gauge and she's just been keeping it full. Imagine you got caught up in something and miss your 2:30 quickie session with your anubis wife. A group of mummies grab you and start to drag you to your bedroom. Inside is your wife. She is giving you a death glare and her ! ! Is flashing red and black. You broke the schedule and ruined her efficiency. You get sentenced to three days of mummy's curse. Three days later anubis wife's ! ! is back to white and may even be thicker than usual. She goes about her work day with a face full of smiles. She also has a few mummies carry you around for her. You're having trouble walking right now and she always gets clingy after a round of punishment. Always remember to keep your anubis full at all times.

How much milk can I get from 1 holst?

>>40115895
What a powerful cheshire cat

I want a really powerful nomad hag monster (maybe a kitsune, nurarihyon, or even a pink-skinned succubus) to train me to endure the most violent methods of monster girl rape and spend hours with me discussing monster girl lore completely naked in a big bed in her tent-home while having sex mid-way through the conversation.
I want her to even give me very convincing and even comforting philosophies and ideologies formed on the basis of the fact that human men are better off as a slave race for the monster girls.

Mindflayer therapists have such a hard job
Eating so many negative, sad, terrible thoughts each day, it's a wonder they don't drink themselves to sleep every night

>>40116320
Every infraction and disruption of her schedule leads to a curse amplified "punishment".
It's really not fair that she keeps some parts of her schedule a secret.

>>40116514
>check schedule
>crap,its another long day, and you'll likely miss the sex session at 5, and dinner at 8
>put everything on hold
>go grab scheduledog paying no heed to what she's doing at the time
>have a harsh quickie in a bathroom stall somewhere
>there, now her schedule is also ruined
>the semem top up will likely keep her full till both of you are done
it's like you dont know how to improvise at all

bug

One last anubis before bed.

>>40116655
Oh no! A bug in a wet t-shirt!
Wait...

Big fat __ ___?

>>40116699
>pharaoh, are you sure this uncooked hotdog will help with our fevers?
>I'm starting to hallucinate clouds!
>girl, I'm seeing a giant snake
>this is in Ra's hands now

Spring is mating season for birbs.

What I wouldn't give for a normally aggressive black harpy to give me puppy dog eyes, clinging onto me, and asking softly for a daughteru

Anons, I cant honestly make my mind on who is best waifu, I just want to be protected by a tall muscle warrior girl. So, Amazonfags, give me good reasons why Amazon is a better waifu than Mino. Minofags, give me a good reason why Minotaur is a better waify than Amazon.

>>40116792
Why not both?

>>40116792
Minos are nicer and you get to live in the country

>>40116792
Minotaurs have fuzzy legs, ears, and tails and their abs and breasts are better for sleeping on.

>>40116792
Minos
>siesta all day
>big boobies
>comfy snuggles with wifey
Amazons
>housework
>domestic violence because the soup was to salty
>the laddle is demon realm silver so you can't even hurt, and you cum pants instead

>>40116792
Amazon's are mean and scary