/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Twitter: https://twitter.com/95rn16
Fanbox: https://mikenekoko.fanbox.cc/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC54JqsuIbMw_d1Ieb4hjKoQ
Twitcasting: https://twitcasting.tv/95rn16
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mikeneko.x/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@minyan84

https://twitter.com/nekoyanvv/status/1534826971322281984
my wife wants to be healthy

[Shocking News] Mikeneko showed her pussy live on stream!

Do you guys actually dm her "I love you" every day? Should I be doing that?

>>40105711
I don't, mostly because I don't want her to close DMs again

I’m glad that she directly got a good doc.

>>40105711
No, why would you need to dm her for that? I just post that in public. Sure there was a time when I dm’ed her daily but not for just that and then it still felt like it could end badly.

>>40105711
I dm her more often than I probably should. I usually try to give it some thought, thought.

Hope she will be better soon

My wife has a beautiful soul and I love to see her do her best

>>40103068
>Mind if I ask who she is?
シオンよ。。。

>>40108188
I wish you the best of luck with that little brat

>>40108437
There's nothing to wish for. I have no chance. And I'm already being NTR'd by Laplus.

>>40108624
Well, I don't know Shion well enough to contest that, but in any case don't let the dream die, we must imagine Sisyphus happy etc etc

>>40108939
>we must imagine Sisyphus happy etc etc
何?誰?

>>40108939
Satre?

>>40109514
Sartre but nice try

pretty woman

Marry me

>>40112406
Mikeneko wrote this, and it's addressed only to me. Sorry, lads, you can all wish me good luck though.

>>40112546
She's /here/?

>>40113050
No. There's no fucking way she knows this place

>>40113262
she will when i tell her her greatest fans are here. thank me later.

>>40113262
I was joking but I can't stop thinking about how somebody actually once sent her a thread link once

>>40113403
Pro to inviting her here: she'll have proof of how in love we are with her even when she doesn't see it
Con: still not clear what her position is on murder threats from fans
Also pretty much everything else

She'd never click on something a random would link her. It's too dangerous.

>>40113491
It was Nekofami that sent it. Even so I still wouldn't expect her to have opened it.

>>40108939
Can you not carelessly quote philosophy when not appropriate

>>40113704
I was wondering if anybody was going to call out that they attributed Camus references to Sartre.

I love Mikeneko.

>>40113262
I'm sure she knows of 4chan but there is a 0% chance she's been here or knows of this thread.

>>40114306
Why would she know about 4chan?

>>40114306
I guarantee you she has never heard of 4chan

Surely she has heard about the hacker known as Anonymous, right? That's /me/

>>40114411
Everyone know what a 4chan is.

>>40114682
WHAT THE FUCK

>>40113457
>Con: still not clear what her position is on murder threats from fans
In comparison to what jap schizos post on their boards this is mild.

>>40113491
You expect too much from her. She can't even make her bio links work after trying to fix them for days.

>>40114942
Fair enough. Honestly we've grown a lot more placid since we completely shit up that one thread.

>>40114928
>Using deepl
>He

>>40115223
My wife is the cutest

>>40113457
>Con: still not clear what her position is on murder threats from fans
but the murder threats are made with love

>>40114928
She's talking about her doctor.
Which is me, btw.

>>40113704
>>40113863
i still don't know who that is, but it would be nice if i didn't get memed on. I'm legitimately upset about my oshi.

>>40116651
I'm not meming on you, or really anyone but least of all you. You have my full support here, whatever it's worth.

Please tell your friends to subscribe to her youtube channel. We need to hit 1 million sub before the end of this month!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC54JqsuIbMw_d1Ieb4hjKoQ

>>40116963
where did you come from

I love my wife

>>40117260
To elaborate, I love her so much it's psychotic, I think about her every waking moment of the day, I want to hold her in my arms all the time. I love her. I love her so fucking much holy SHIT I love this woman

How do I make her mine forever?

twitcast

I can't see the twitcast because it doesn't accept my card.
Is she ok?

I hate this girl

>>40119099
She's stressed over moving to the point of getting sick the last few days, other than that was the usual small talk.

>>40119370
I love this girl

had a lewd dream about her again

Aaa I hate the shitty connection at work the fucking notification came after 20 mins..

>>40119532
>dreamt I shat my pants and had to climb the stairs to the second floor of a shopping mall to buy a new one while wearing said pants
>woke up while I was heading to the toilet all the way to the back of the mall to change my pants
Stop hogging all the good shit (heh)

>海外に転載した場合でも、今後こういう機会なくなってしむうと思うので悪用禁止です
みけにゃんこっち見ないで。。。

Who is he

>>40121853
俺です

>>40121853
Who is he

>>40121853
How is he

>>40121853
Where is he

>>40121853
ein volk...

>>40124010
too bushy for that

>>40121853
It's a-me, Mario.
Italian plumber from New York that born to Japanese parents and currently living in Mushroom Kingdom doing zero actual plumbing.

>>40121853
It's a-me, Mario.
Italian plumber from New York that born to Japanese parents and currently living in Mushroom Kingdom doing zero actual plumbing.

>>40121929
>>40123214
>>40123266
>>40123914
What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to know who he is

>>40124557
But.....I was replying to myself there....



Who is he.....

>>40124763
That's my good friend Adolf Hitler

So she's in a shouting match with maybe Hitler

Every time I see her I know romance is real

>>40126120
Uwoooh I wanna drink her juices

>>40126635
Personally I want to have sex with her but I'm sure drinking apple juice or whatever with her would be a cute date

>>40127254
Im gonna drink her vagina juices and cum in her

>>40127414

>>40127254
The thread suddenly turning into suipiss and suisex thread.

Ew, body fluids

>>40126635
>>40127414
Fuck off. She's my wife you sick fuck

She knows exactly what she’s doing

>>40129575
No

repeat after me
bunkerchuds suvk

I haven't been refunded so far this month. I'm still not sure what that was about

>>40129871
What

It still hurts every time to see her in bad spirits

>>40124557
She was watching kaigai movies
She talked about how she likes how bombastic and expressive kaigai can be/often are

She also was watching the subtitles and despite them changing them to different words

>>40131282
One can only hope she settles on a place as soon as possible so she can stop overthinking about it. Once summer hits it'll probably be even more gloomy days if she doesn't get out of the place in time

>>40131475
words* she noticed that the actors were just repeating the word fuck over and over and she thought that fuck must be a handy word with lots of different meanings

Honestly though it is, I don't think I can think of a single other word with as many known utilizations as the word fuck.

Fuck

I love her and I am very happy that she loves me too!

If that one schizo decides to try this general here, just laugh at him. He's been thoroughly embarrassed on multiple vt threads at this point.

>>40135473
I am waiting for him to confirm that it is him. The typing style and some of the words seem like him, but I'd like confirmation.

>>40135473
>calls us deranged
>in a multi paragraph long post on vt

twitcast

>>40136411
What happened? She’s sounding all depressed and talking about antis

>>40136411
>>40136849
Now i'm regretting not having a twitcast membership. It's also super late in Japan.
Hope you can cheer her up, it feels like she's going on a depressive cycle again due to a few factors.

Fucking twitcast, I wish I was there with her now

It's tough to tell but I hope she feels at least a little bit better now.

I feel like shit for thinking what I had to say to someone was worth saying just because I love them. I can't even apologize because I'm sure it would just make it worse, so I have to hope she'll forgive me on her own.

>>40137803
What

>>40137803
I have absolutetly no idea what you're talking about anon and I have no intention of even asking because that's your privacy. But just remember that she loves us and she is really really really grateful for the support she gets from us.

>>40137827
I know. I just feel like shit. I'd feel a lot worse if I didn't know that. It may just be my self-esteem thinking I played a larger role than I did. I hope. I love her.

>>40137803
I don't know what you said but surely if you apologize sincerely she will forgive you.

>>40137803
Anon can you not annoy everyone's wife because you're stupid

>>40138002
I'm probably overreacting. I'll apologize when she seems a bit happier. Maybe it wasn't me she meant at all

>>40138075
It wasn't. She's never talking to you, retard

I just apologized now instead. Again, I'm probably overreacting but it was hard knowing that I sent her the word アンチ just for her to directly say not to do that while in this type of mood. She said don't do it so I won't do it, I hope that's enough to make it right. It's not the main cause of her current condition, if anyone was wondering about that. I just want to learn how to make things better.

>>40138333
We don't care retard get a grip

>>40138353
Thank you

>>40138333
Yes you are most likely overreacting but apologizing just in case was a good idea.
Also try not to drive yourself crazy over things like this.
If you really screw up you will notice it right away. Trust me on that

I miss having her consistently at 6 pm.
Got several weeks off and no streams to take advantage of this.

>>40138519
>Trust me on that
I'll trust you.
I love her.

Repeat after me: I love her.

>>40138750
I love her and I want her to make herself happy first

>>40137803

>>40138937
?

I think anon's wife Mikeneko is BERY BERY CUTE

Is she still deleting/privating/unlisting her vids?

>>40139965
Today's wasn't archived, no.

Reflected a bit, got a grip, and realized it was probably bad timing more than anything rather than her being directly upset at me (I hope).

https://twitter.com/monachin112/status/1535790620706746368
Are you ready for the upcoming NKOK collab?

>>40142023
Literally who

>>40142023
I actually liked how they were getting along before the termination, shame it was cut short.

>>40142459
NKOK is pretty active relative to others so it’s in the realm of more likely than a lot, but that anon is just part of the trying-to-make-a-somethingburger group.

>>40142560
She'll be fine, having multiple stuff lined up (3D, shadowverse) will make the suits put actual effort into protecting her instead of advancing their own agendas anyway. Not that I don't want to see them interact again eventually though.

>>40142643
Of course she’d be fine, if you find the relevant thread on vt you’ll see the logical leaps that are being taken to make something a thing.

I’d like to see Mike actually get back to streaming normally before producing a wishlist of collabs. She needs a bit of confidence back.

>>40142023
who is this Twitter handle? is he an anti?

>>40131540
shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

Don't mind me, just giving my beloved a kiss goodnight.

>>40144826
Fuck she gets more beautiful every time i see her

>>40142023
what is this about?

>>40146430
https://twitter.com/laplusdarknesss/status/1535865005530578945 something already resolved

>>40146501
I have no idea what Rust is or why that would be a problem

>>40146635
Rust is a survival game. Laplus was in a Rust discord group. Antis tried to spin it that Hololive didn’t have Rust permission therefore Laplus shouldn’t be able to play it OR that she shouldn’t be in a discord group as Laplus. Was getting compared to the Rushia event because of course. Also something about Towa idk. It was nonsense from the beginning.

One of the most beautiful pictures in this world

>>40142023
I don't even know what a NKOK is. Strange Japanese naming sense.

I want to look at the ceiling with her..

Instagram

This one's a bit different, text changed from katakana to English, Japanese text to the bottom right of it is gone, and the top is cropped a bit to make her finger less visible.

>>40146954
>It was nonsense from the beginning.
Not really. She went to the server looking to play Rust with all the popular streamers since it's the big thing right now even though hololive management is stopping everyone from taking part in that server across the board, stars included. Towa was the person who most people heard about the participation ban from since she complained about it on her stream.
It was never something warranting the response it got but it was also something she wasn't supposed to do.

I don't see Laplus staying in hololive for much longer since she's being stopped from doing all the things she actually wants to do, but I also don't want her talking to Mike because of her tendency of wanting to play with male FPS streamers.

生理 soon
We will be trying for a child.

>>40150904
At this point, using Hololive as a stepping stone seems to be the right decision.

>>40150904
>but I also don't want her talking to Mike because of her tendency of wanting to play with male FPS streamers.
I don't think this is really a point to worry about though. Someone like Laplus understands how gachikoi feel and wouldn't pressure Mike into doing a collab with any men in them.

>>40150904
I don't follow laplus or her roommate but she has collab or said she wants to collab with male streamers?

I don't want Mike to talk to anyone, what if those people talk to men? They could be a bad influence.

>>40151435
>Someone like Laplus understands how gachikoi feel
Except she doesn't because she said the same thing to HER OWN FANS and now she's playing games with men.
Honestly after all of this came out her bit where she acts like she's mad about someone making fun of unicorns comes across as mocking now since she clearly doesn't believe any of that stuff. Her oshi is Towa for fucks sake.

>>40151449
This whole drama is about her chatting on a discord server for streamers that want to play Rust in an invite-only streamer server that mostly full of male streamers. It's less about the men and more about the management ban on that specific server, but her past comments about gachikoi and male collabs don't reflect well on her with what she did.

>>40151496
I want to keep Mike in a small box under my bed to protect her from the world. I will feed her, wash her, talk to her and help take care of all of her needs but she stays in the box in my room and she will be mine.

I miss my cute wife

A few weeks ago I suggested that I probably dream about her a lot and just don't remember it - as most dreams tend not to be remembered at all. I installed one of those apps that record sleep sounds, turns out I snore sometimes. Anyway a few times I've mumbled stuff like, "Rushia..." Or "I love you too," last night I said "I'll protect you" I can only imagine this was meant to be about her. I dream about my wife all the time and it makes me happy

>>40151735
What kind of app are you using? I presume it has some way to filter out silence or snoring since otherwise you'd just be stuck with some 6-8 hour audio recording

>>40151639
Did you just describe an onahole?

>>40152203
It's called Sleep Cycle. It's pretty cool

>>40152340
You talk to your onahole?

>>40151534
>Except she doesn't because she said the same thing to HER OWN FANS and now she's playing games with men.
While I'm definitely not the type to immediately buy any excuse, any girl like saying "I don't want to collab with men" is not some kind of forcefield. The ebb and flow of web browsing has gotten me into some places tailored towards shit I wasn't really interested in but I didn't take an interest in it just because I was there.
It's like that one time I joined a TTRPG online group and somehow the one person advertising it didn't mention that it was run on a Discord server for furries

>>40151710
She looks like a different person on every photo...

>>40153193
The server was invite only so she didn't just randomly end up there and she follows multiple of the guys from that server on twitter. Your excuse simply doesn't apply here.

[Shocking News] Mikeneko showed her pussy live on stream!

>>40153469
wait

>>40153469
are those fucking nipples? but this is a blue board!

>>40153540
why is /jp/ safe for work when no one here has a job?

>>40153315
>The server was invite only so she didn't just randomly end up there and she follows multiple of the guys from that server on twitter. Your excuse simply doesn't apply here.
The yiffcord was invite only too
as for Twitter follows go, I imagine that somewhat depends on the size of the server. If it's super big among streamers I can understand that
Sometimes coincidental shit lines up unfortunately. Not making a claim either way, simply saying that if I look back at shit I've done I could've ended up being accused of things that aren't true over similar things

>>40153672
The few people that manage the invites are all men. She did not go to join the server with some girls and ended up in a place full of big name male streamers. It's literally the biggest thing right now in the FPS streamer circles so she knew what she was joining.

>>40153672
She likely went there cause quite a few of her female vtuber friends play it and she followed people her fans told her to follow which is funny how people are trying to spin it.

>>40153720
She literally played custom Valorant matches on her roommate account with the CR guys and a few other male streamers. It's really stupid of you to act like she doesn't know any of these guys.

jesus christ who gives a shit
take this /vt/ tier drama back to the catalog

>>40153772
Don't bring up male streamer chasers up if you don't want the "/vt/ tier drama" related to them in here.

>>40153703
>The few people that manage the invites are all men
How could anybody not in the server possibly even know this

>>40153790
>Don't bring up male streamer chasers up if you don't want the "/vt/ tier drama" related to them in here.
How did you even find this thread though
Are you sweeping every single board for mentions of her...?

>>40153800
>How could anybody not in the server possibly even know this
Gee, how could people not in the server see this completely public tweet about how to join the server.
https://twitter.com/SoVault/status/1533686388906160128

>>40153828
I came here for Mikeneko but unfortunately there were some people hoping for a Laplus termination and a future collab.
Am I supposed to not say anything just because you don't like what I have to say?

>>40153848
Wait wait wait, that just says "contact this dude if you want to join", how the fuck does that = "only this dude can invite"
No matter who does or doesn't have invite privileges, they would still likely designate a go-to in a public statement like this, that's just common sense

>>40153888
>Am I supposed to not say anything just because you don't like what I have to say?
Why are you reading into my posts

>>40153918
You were talking to me like I'm not supposed to or allowed to be here. You clearly have some kind of issue with me being in here.

>this fucking thread
schizos make everything so much funnier

>>40153897
Yeah so logically she contacted this guy and knew that the server has all the CR guys playing there.

>>40153937
mental illness is funny

>>40153930
>You were talking to me like
Why are you reading into my posts

>>40153962
Why are you replying to me?

>>40153963
it is when they are sperging out on a mongolian basket weaving forum
it's incredibly funny and kinda cute

>>40153948
What?
What I told you is that you can't assume from that tweet that there are not other people capable of being invited into that server, that's nowhere near enough context for something like that
That's the kinda tweet you make for streamers who aren't already friends with others in the server to have a name to DM for an invite, that doesn't mean others can't get in via mutuals

I'm confused, is everyone here nekofami or did somebody else come in to start an argument

>>40153983
I ask myself this over every single post I've made on 4chan
I haven't found an answer

>>40153994
it's shitposters
I made 2 replies touching on it but when I realized there's ~2 people here trying to force it to keep going I stopped because it's obviously intended to derail

>>40153988
>that doesn't mean others can't get in via mutuals
Yes it does. Only the owner and one other person (also a male) can invite people because those are the rules there.
I don't know why you're still going when I already told you that she played private Valorant matches with male streamers.
Why are you defending Laplus this hard anyways? Isn't this the Mikeneko thread?

>>40154003
At least it keeps the thread bumped, I guess.

>>40154080
it's the /jp/ thread though
plus I think either one of the 2 here or some other tourist already mentioned this "discussion" on /vt/ so it could lure more shit in. I assume that's what at least one of them is trying to do.

>>40154056
Any proof she played with males? Or you saw it on a dream?

>>40153740
>CR guys
who?

Stream?

its going to reply to itself like a good schizo

>>40154231
have you not been to NKOK? the girl is bad news

>>40154295
Yeah and i watch her streams,thats why im asking, i have never watched her playing with males

NKOK
NCOCK
N.COCK
Needs COCK

If you guys didn't see it coming then it's on you.

>>40154460
Yeah, mine

>>40154231
>>39783088
Here you fucking retard.

>using something someone said before as gospel and to stir drama
Gee I wonder who this is. I'm disappointed you dummies didn't catch on to it faster, for shame

>>40155858
>something someone said
What do you mean?

>>40155420
He got banned. Link some random comment from the thread where you found this comment instead, so we know which thread it is.

>>40156142
How the fuck do you not know how to use an archive? Here, open wide.
>>/jp/thread/S39781419#p39783088

>>40156162
To be precise, it's my first time seeing it. Now that I know of its existence, I can learn how to use it.

Fuck off with your hololive drama bullshit. Post my wife pictures and remember to love her everyday

Love her forever, come what may

>>40156226
EARS

>>40156226
>>40156253
Her old selfies are always so low key sexy

>>40156226
>>40156253
Mm-m-mommyy... Mmmommmyy

Is she still posting and deleting stuff not long after? Just realized i haven't seen much out of her in a while

>>40156435
No activity since last night's insta post I think

>>40146501
>>40146954
offtopic

>>40156719
So is the first post mentioning NKOK. Why not reply to that as well?

>>40156749
Ask the janitor.

Mikeneko and NKOK should befriend each other

>>40157650
I still don't know who that is and at this point i don't care

>>40157777
It’s La+

so how big of an example do you think the jap suits are going to make of the first person these new rules will be used on?

>>40157650
NKOK collabs with men and drags her friends to play with them off stream

>>40158026
when did ncock collab with a man

>>40153888
Cause this board is for Mi-chan not for some drama fag bullshit about Laplus. If you want to talk about Laplus drama make a Laplus board. Im here for our wife.

>>40158041
Past life. Currently she just hides it because she's a holo.

>>40158053
You started it by saying that they should collab.
Don't like it? Don't post about her.

>>40157946
Prison huh, sure wish it could hit the schizos here too

>>40158074
I didnt post about laplus collab you nigger retard. I was telling you and the other drama whores to fuck off and post mikeneko retard.

very cute neko

>>40158283
I love her visible female autism

>>40158112
You had no problem until I said Lap plays with men.

>>40158332
Either you're the same person, or every single schizo types with the same affect
It's this really droll, like if I heard you say it irl it'd your speech would sound incredibly monotone autistic lawyer that clings to every single thing
I don't know why people type like that, it's honestly something that makes me want to discard whatever they say out of contrarianism alone

>>40158386
its just the same insane schizo from the other thread on this board

She only started a twitcast yesterday without actually doing one, right?

https://twitter.com/95rn16/status/1536201517291941888

>no one's posting about her tweet responding to the newly-passed japanese defamation bill.
time to get this thread back on track
https://twitter.com/95rn16/status/1536201517291941888

>>40158579
>>40157946

>>40158579
What is the justice system in japan like regarding online slander? is it strict or do cases usually get tossed out?
also another cute neko

>>40158613
it's more about mikeneko tweeting about the law than the law itself, to be fair.

>>40158636
Fair enough.

>>40158633
Delta and Roa are winning (won?) their cases so maybe quite well? Plus they're taking it seriously enough that the law was amended so it must be a frequent enough problem.

>>40158651
and so what kind of punishments do the defendants face? Is anything serious or just that they can be involved in a court trial enough to deter any would-be trolls? Can only imagine how bad having a criminal record would be in Japan even for minuscule crimes.

>>40158751
https://twitter.com/nico_nico_news/status/1536187066400186368
Used to be just a fine I think? Only going off of translate but now looks like it can lead to imprisonment.

https://twitter.com/baumkuchen_umai/status/1536206111153369088
There's also something else coming up that might help with identifying offenders easier too.

>>40158513
I don't see anything in the archive for yesterday, unless she intentionally deleted it or something we would. Why do you think she started one?

>>40158651
Delta said she took hers to court, Shion at least threatened to take hers. No idea if she followed through or not though.

>Sees "anti"(?) arguing until he proves that Mikeneko did "X"
>One week later, Nekofami is arguing until he proves other people's oshi did "X"

That really puts things into perspective.

My cute wife (pictured)

>>40161143
I prefer her without the cheeks

>>40160785
god i hate sensui

>>40161143
What a bijin

>>40163170
She is..

>>40162742
I want to be killed by the strongest anti in the demon world (4chan), anon.

>>40163936
I'd rather be killed by Mikeneko, but you do you

is this the 中岡しゆう thread?

>>40164430
No this is my wife

twitcast

I fucking hate twitcast, please just let listen to her

>endless mengen twitcast
Fuck this
YouTube membership cancelled
I'm done

That was nice, happy she got some sleep

>>40165170
Poor

>doing reps but no way to get visa'd into japan
what do? no bachelor's degree so even JET is out unless i spend 2 years wage slaving

>>40166193
Why do you want go to Japan?

>>40166193
Why do you want to go to Japan?

>>40165170
she literally said she wanted to do this one on Youtube but didn't have the energy to get on her comp and set it up to do it there

>>40166193
Thankfully i'm getting in on a spouse visa. Good luck with your jet stuff anon.

>>40166647
Which Japanese man are you marrying to get into the country?

>>40166295
why would i not? why do reps if i wasn't interested?
>>40166647
how'd you manage that? probably not going to do JET. if i met the degree requirement then maybe but as is i'd be spending money for 2 years on some degree i dont care about in order to fuck around in japan for at least 1 year on JET while i try to find something else

>>40166674
Anon...

>>40166620
That guy "dropped" her like 5 times already, ignore.
Also, didn't youtube have streaming capability on mobile too? Wonder if she knows.

>>40166692
Do i really need to spell it out? I'm marrying mike-chan for my visa..

>>40166729
i would think you would have to visit her in person first in order to win the mikebowl

>>40166707
And I'll do it a sixth time, you straightoid

>>40166837
You can stay 90 days as a tourist.

>>40166867
There have been tourists on /vt/ much longer than 90 days

>>40166867
Right now they only accept groups of people going in for strictly controlled tours. Let's hope the covid meme slows down there so people can enter normally.

>>40166845
>straightoid
???

>>40166915
Can't really call you guys gay when everyone here is straighter than an arrow, now can I?

>>40166922
I think I might be bi

I'm mikesexual

>>40167457
Considering how long it's been since I've had an erotic thought of anyone else this is probably a more apt description

>>40166867
You can stay longer if they can't find you

>>40166692
Bachelor's is typically 4 years, not 2.

>>40167925
I've heard of people staying for 90 days, flying to a different country for a day, flying back to Japan and getting another 90 days. Apparently you can do it a few times as long as no one cares. Your results may vary see back of box for details ask your parents permission first

>>40166193
JET is is the worst. Very low pay, bad housing arrangements (you might be sharing your living space with many other JETs), the job is not to actually teach anyone English, in fact most students don't even care about learning it, but to be an entertainer/clown/english monkey for the class, so it doesn't feel very rewarding, unless you enjoy being an entertainer.
If you already have a degree and have started on some professional path, it's a good idea to try applying for jobs in your area of expertise instead of applying for JET. Finding an employer willing to sponsor your visa can be tough though.
If you don't have a degree, you could try applying for Bachelor's to a Japanese university as an international student. You could stay in there on a student visa, study, and attempt to find an employment before the visa runs out.
Similarly if you already have Bachelor's but want to get Master's or PhD - you could give applying to a Japanese university a try.
If you are in the middle of Bachelor's, you could check if your university has any study abroad programs with Japan.

>>40168333
>Similarly if you already have Bachelor's but want to get Master's or PhD - you could give applying to a Japanese university a try.
Oh, and ask professors at where you got Bachelor's at for possible connections/recommendations, as professors often collaborate on papers with professors form other universities and countries. Turns out one of my Computer Science profs co-authored a lot of papers with some Japanese professors. Since they are faculty members in a Japanese university for a major I would be getting Master's at, he could recommend me / vouch for me for their Master's program.

>>40168134
i have an associate's in science
>>40168333
>you could try applying for Bachelor's to a Japanese university as an international student. You could stay in there on a student visa, study, and attempt to find an employment before the visa runs out.
I actually hadn't considered that. i guess i just assumed they wouldn't take me. i'm not exactly tokyo u material but i could probably make it into an easier university...the cost though.

What if you're an old complete and utter fuck up in every way. Is there a hope to get in?

>>40168690
from the looks of it maybe a rural school would still take you. could probably beef up your resume by doing some shit at your community college or whatever. im going to guess being certified n1 will look good + help you survive. obviously if you've had problems with the law you're fucked

also you're probably around the same age or younger than me

You guys will go to Japan, find a Japanese girlfriend and then you'll forget about Mikeneko because nothing beats physical contact.

>>40169986
Yeah girls will throw themselves for a manlet with caveman tier Japanese.

>>40170062
Ironically the thing holding you back the most is probably being a manlet, though you're probably used to that

Captcha: X0X0X

Stop this thread isn't /trv/ but if i go to Japan i want to know where she lives so i can stalk her everyday

>>40170427
If I catch you near my wife while we're out together I'll be forced to challenge you to a duel of both physical strength and mental acuity

>>40170466
>dueling
>not catching them by surprise to get the backstab bonus

>>40170508
I suppose there is no honor among dweebs

>>40170537
Honor is saved for only when you lock eyes with the other person, I learned that from Pokémon

I am going to kill all of you

>>40169986
>You guys will go to Japan, find a Japanese girlfriend and then you'll forget about Mikeneko
I've turned down dates because of her before, not sure how landing in Japan will magically transform me into a fuccboi

new thread soon

>>40169986
I will never forget my oshi till my dying day. I made a promise. Of course, I plan to wife her I'll have maximum fulfillment of this promise.

>>40170508
what level? how many d6 we talking here?

>>40172279
We don't use dice here, you pull out jenga blocks until the tower topples or you manage to pull out 10 blocks for maximum damage

>>40172310
>my decades of analyzing the structural damage of the twin towers will finally come in handy
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

>a retweet
its progress

>>40168690
Guess what, you are the prototypical JET, especially if you're a literal pedophile too. Just forge a transcript it's not like they check.

>>40173263
he would still need a Bachelor's to get in

>>40173302
That's why I said forge it.

tweet

>>40173719
very cute

>>40173349
is it truly that simple?

>>40174169
I just imagined whoever is checking the application trying to check wether the degree is real in her broken japanese...

>>40170427
Based stalker

>>40173263
Ackchually just a lolicon, but perfect, I'll try that.

>>40176199
let me know how it goes for you

>>40176199
Good luck.
Remember, as lolis have their pros and cons, a lolicon can never become a lolipro.

Which one you flipped out in her dm's

>>40178115
This one's pretty specific, I would think our crazies have thick enough skin to not have something like a DM make them へらる

>>40178115
Probably some poorfag

I thought they were very wholesome tweets reaffirming her love for listener-san.
What i don't get from the translation is this part:
私の進んでる姿みて！-> "Look at my progress" i don't know how it fits with the rest of the tweet.

>>40178147
I do not trust our crazies that much desu, I've seen breakdowns over less.

>>40178115
I would never do that in her dm's, but her reaction is cute af.

>>40178168
She just wants you to praise her. Can't you praise her?

>>40178168
She isn't just words anon and that's why you're supposed to watch where she is going from now on.

Im gonna praise all over her face and chest if you get what I mean

>>40178168
Basically telling us to look at her instead of paying attention to the crazies that keep harassing her and her fans, with slightly chuuni undertones since you can easily insert that line into a shounen cliche scene.

I think here the machine translation got into the classic "let's make up the subject of the sentence" fuck up and she's actually talking about herself. I have to point this out because changing the subject here changes completely the text.
>自分のことでいっぱいいっぱいになって周り見えてなくて放置されてるって思ってしまうことあるのかもしれないね…でもそんな気持ちは一切なくて、ただ早く立ち上がりたいって思いはみんなのための思いなのよ、、不安にさせてごめんね
Please correct me actual japanese speakers but i think the better translation would be something like:
"There may be times in which you think i'm so wrapped up in myself, can't see what's going on around me and you feel neglected; but i don't have that feeling at all, i'm just thinking about wanting to get up on my feet as soon as possible for the sake of everyone.
Sorry for making you feel worried"

>>40178168
I honestly think she has made progress. I'm not going to rehash everything but a lot of the stuff she did in the weeks after termination was pretty crazy (remember that one time this thread hit post limit? ). And the last time she had a public meltdown about DMs it was the most cryptic bullshit ever, at least this time it's coherent. The sad thing though is that she streamed a lot more when she was doing a lot worse...

>>40178280
Let's be real
Most streamers wouldn't stream regularly if they were doing okay

>>40178280
>The sad thing though is that she streamed a lot more when she was doing a lot worse...
That's just her putting on a brave face, it also means things got bad enough that she can't even do that, with the genshin thing probably breaking the camel's back. Adapting to the new normal is a learning process for all of us, but she is definitely improving.

>>40178280
I think also part of the reason she streamed so much was because she was worried we would leave her if she didn't. Now she seems to be more sure that we won't leave her even when she takes little time to heal.

>that twitter manga she liked
Didn't know this was something I wanted to read, kek

I love Mikeneko despite her hating me

>>40178270
>"I'm so wrapped up in myself, can't see what's going on around me and you might think is she neglected us[...]" That's more like it, but that might just be my brain wanting it to be closer to the original jp.

>>40178280
I'm ok with how things are for the time being, it's not like there's zero contact. As you said she is fighting, and improving, which I don't think many people would be able to do in her position.

If she taught me just one thing then it is to be honest with myself and that there is nothing i need to hide around her. The current situation is not ideal, but i want her to get better before anything else. I'm glad that she wants to get better and is working towards it. So far she tends to show up before the loneliness gets too bad. There is a future..

>>40178771
>There is a future..
No matter how lonely it gets at times, it's really nice we can say there will be a comeback.

>>40178469
Lmao i think some vtuber companies want to recruit her

She's /here/

>>40178182
I really doubt the ones here would have a breakdown in her DMs over nothing
Over something, though? 100%
But literally nothing happened today so

>>40179928
>technically challenged necromancer posting on /g/
Yeah, that checks out

>>40179928
How it would be if by pure chance Mike found the /vt/ thread or this one? How would she react? If she were to post something, what would it be? Would we be able (without any other proof) to know is her instead of a random japanese fan?
I wonder...

It's tweets like those that reaffirm and further strengthen my feelings for her.

>>40180891
She would post a cryptic set of letters and numbers that would need to be decoded, how you find the method to do that is up to you. The decoded message would be a LINE ID or Discord Tag, once you decode and contact you will be sent coordinates relative to your location. You will have 20 minutes to get to that location. Provided you arrive in the alloted time you will find an envelope filled with blank paper and a specific fluid. You will need to douse the paper with the fluid and a specific coloring agent dependant on the phase of the moon. After you light the soaked paper with a match or lighter - which you will need to have provided yourself - a colored smoke signal will informed a trained bird to fly to you, in it's beak will be a scroll that has a URL to unitedairlines dot com, where you will buy plane tickets, its very important that you land at Haneda airport as you will only have 90 days to complete this next step and will want to save as much time as possible. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, will require you to hang out inside random FamilyMarts in the Kanto area until she eventually walks in looking for snacks or iTunes cards or whatever. Here comes the final step and it's undoubtedly the most difficult. You must approach her and say something that won't immediately scare her. Good luck.

>>40181303
>You must approach her and say something that won't immediately scare her.
I'll walk up to her, hold her shoulders firmly and scream LOVE YOU ONION.

>>40180891
It'd probably sound like the one nip that came by
she'd probably just lurk though

>>40182415
I wonder if that Nip that came by several threads ago back during HoloFes was actually her

>>40181303
>You must approach her and say something that won't immediately scare her.
That is the hardest part, since she might get scared by just talking to her no matter what you say. Maybe taking her by suprise could work like idk proposing and then immediately talking normally to her like you didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

>>40183919
I'll take this to mean I should kidnap her and keep her locked up until she accepts my love for her

>>40183919
Solid idea actually. She'll know you're a gachi but also that you have a sense of humor.

My plan is simple
>hire one of those "ill do whatever for 10,000 Yen an hour" tokyo dudes
>before she can get to the konbini have them steal her purse or if they won't go for that just chat her up in the most aggressive sleaziest way possible
>step in as dreamy American gajin white knight
>ask to accompany her so the dude doesn't bother her again
>ask her to coffee or something at the end

it's that simple.

>>40184258
I vaguely remember a reddit story about a lady who found out her husband did something similar to this, where he manipulated stuff behind the scenes so that she would marry him (iirc he paid a guy to lead her on and then dump her so he can swoop in). She wasn't too happy about it.

>>40184297
She won't find out, and even if she did she may find it endearing. She's mentally ill.

You guys are all weird with wanting to make a jump on her in a convenience store or paying someone to harass her so that you could save the day.
I just want to drop by her place to fix the Wi-Fi so that we could have Switch streams again. She has been struggling with it the for a while now, resorting to playing Apex the last stream she couldn't get it working. I hope she figures it out.

>>40184383
Hey, more miguel pussy pussy for me

>allergic to cold temperatures
>wants to live in Hokkaido
she is mentally ill indeed

>>40184408
Anon, I hate to break the news to you, a pussy doesn't make a person.
Her pussy is not that drastically different than your mama's.
If you are after a pussy, there are easier ways to get one that don't involve going after Mikeneko.

>>40184461
Nigga what

>>40184538
Pussies are not that different from a person to person. If all you are after is a pussy, you are making things way too difficult for yourself for no reason.

Rushia figma is getting delayed

>>40184591
No one said that you blithering retard

>>40184929
Sounds like they are mad >>40184408 referred to Mike as a fuck thing rather than a person
>>40184901
It wasn't cancelled?

>>40184976
You are fucking autistic HAHAHAH

>>40184901
That's the same time as both the nendo, and ring now.