/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Kinozaka is back, baby!

BROWN GENERAL

>>40068091
>

>>40068071
Why not do both, post brown idols and have some schadenfreude at nogi's expense

Sakurazaka's 3rd Generation Auditions were announced. So that means that dearest Kira-chan is going to be 3ki's senpai? Juniors that will follow her lead? What chaos lies ahead? But this is the turning point for Sakurazaka because Seed and Flower can finally find their cash-cow idol among these girls. Kira-chan...lead them well.
That is the love that anyone must possess for one's oshi."

Thread Admiral Kira-chan reporting for duty until her graduation. All opposition can be posted, but they are meaningless. That is all.

>>40068111

>>40068107
you're better than that, brotherino
I believe in you

>>40068102
>Post it again, RunRun and make them mad uwu uwu <3

>>40068094
BROWN GENERAL

>>40068118
I am absolutely not better that, honestly I feel a bit bad about the idols in nogi having to be in a terminally ill idol group but that is far outweighed by the joy I take from the suffering of schizo and other nogitards.

>>40068117
That's a cute Thread Admiral!

>>40068123

Did someone say "brown general"?

>>40068149
is that a capped silver tooth or orthodontics for headgear?

>>40068118
You just know CEO-san is dreadfully waiting for Ten-chan to hit age 20 for her 1st PB

>>40068159
Jamaican bro here. I think it's the former.

>>40068169
I thought that at first, but it's not on her back molars which is wear they usually put them.

I am gonna be honest, i feel sad for Seira, it's pretty obvious how hard she tries but is also obvious how she will never reach Kaki/Kubo/Ume/Yoda/Endo/Yamashita status. Hard work will always be rewarded my ass.

Reirei was the cutest this week.

>>40068189
The moment Endo and Kaki were selected as the face of the group and Seira was not a front-row member, her fate was decided. Too many lions are in this group so she can't keep up.

>>40068214
For me it was Krako and her mosquitos prison

>>40068214
I aint a foot fag but karate outfit with sneakers just dont look right.

>>40068214
>this is your opponent today anon
what would you do?

>>40068214
>that little hop in place
Risa, I'm sorry...I have to oshi her now

>>40068189
Endo and Kaki are very overrated in looks and so is Ume. Management is weird.

>>40068249
force her to defeat me by sitting on my face

>>40068249
Best believe I'm judo flipping her all over the mat without mercy

>>40068251
I can agree with Endo, but Ume come on she's hot as af

>>40068214
I was gonna oshi her now that Ricchan is out but 3kisei are coming soon so I'll wait.

>>40068251
this is how you win by losing

>>40068268
this is how you lose by winning

>>40068275
Enpika really needs this, pls

>>40068270
Nogi has had better looking members both in the past and present. I didn't say she was ugly or something just overrated.

>>40068251
>Ume
I love Horrorman a lot - serious attitude, great leadership, but her height is the issue, her teeth are still a complex and she might be too serious at times
>Endo
Completely overrated, average looks, shy attitude is crippling her position, still too weak to pressure
>Kaki
Trying too hard at times, is still stuck in JUST MODE, forces emotions too much, and is looking stressed lately

>>40068249
strike first, strike hard, no mercy

They only have 3 weeks left before they are replaced. Who replaces them?

>>40068275
This. Some promising members better be selected for 3ki and they BETTER CHECK THEM OUT FIRST!

>>40068316
Management!!!

>>40068316
Yakubo and Inori

>>40068322
if they don't I frickin swear

>>40068331
Actual good choices here

>>40068322
>Chuke declines it 'cos she's too busy with uni

>>40068331
Fuck would I love some imouto love it

>>40068331
If they pick Sticc before Chukemon, I'm gonna riot!

>>40068316
Ashurin and Kaichou

>>40068347
stay mad bunnybro

>>40068340
Anon, pls don't hurt me with those words

>>40068352
Popular busy-as-a-bee Asuka? No way, hosea.

>>40068304
Kaki is also kind of overrated looks wise and given you bring up Ume's height, Kaki also suffers from this. On the other hand Kubo has weird teeth as well but I don't think it matters when she's that pretty so it's not just the teeth.
Again I question Nogi management when it comes to looks a lot sometimes. In my opinion they have done far better job overall with 5ki, even Mao who looked weird in the reveal looks very fine in motion and has a small face for her height.

>>40068316
Kakki & Chuke + Inori combo

>>40068214
For me, it's discovering that Honosu and Chuke are also the ojousama types and are from wealthy families.

>>40068386
this would be 10/10

>>40068275
>>40068319
If we're lucky, they'll be some fresh faces. If we're unlucky and the management is giving us another middle finger, they'll only be the NogiHinaNGT rejects. Better oshi Reirei now, you're already 2 years late.

>>40068378
It all comes down to the idols themselves. If they are seen as tryhards and their looks aren't saving them from this, natural selection is gonna knock them down. For example, all Mao has to do is smile and I'll forgive her immediately.

>>40068316
it's gonna be boring like Reno and Manamo

>>40068410
The safest bet for me is oshing ReiRei after Risa, but the youngest one they'll select is going to be their eye candy. It's always like that.

>>40068388
Chuke is not a girl of noble birth

>>40068435
Her granddaddy took the whole family to Dubai, the old chap is 金持

>>40068251
Ume i pretty not ultra pretty but she is pretty no doubt about that.
Endo is overrated for sure, i think she is just a little above of average compared to most idols, and i think she already peaked, she is probably gonna lose popularity from now on.
Kaki is gorgeous, maybe a little plain for some people, but there is no doubt she is gorgeous.

>>40068316
hopefully anybody from nogi or hinata, and nobody from sakurazaka

>>40068388
I'll believe Honosu, but Chuke is suspect. I feel that she only presented this because it was a one-time wealthy shindig. She's lying to remain relevant and I do not approve of that.

>>40068214
The best episode imho is that Miichan and Sato Teruaki were classmates. I hope she and Sato will get married in the future, she'll be set for life + it's cute to marry your classmate.

>>40068451
>took the whole family to Dubai
wtf I love chukemon even more now

>>40068501
I believe she's on the right path already

>>40068316
Endo and Ozone

>>40068451
The gramps did that. What about the status of the other family members?

Yeah, Chima, my dungeon is that way. Just shackle them anywhere you can find space, that'd be perfect. Thaaaanks~

https://twitter.com/zakaism/status/1533561266366984193
Sakurazaka 3ki CM with subs

delish

>>40068530
MAO, NOOOO!

>>40068316
Nanonano and Kakehashi

>>40068531
she's announcing graduation soon

>>40068530
Chikubi-chan undergoing nipple torture in the dark dungeon

>>40068322
>>40068347
>>40068388
>>40068470
The AD Takemoto gag would be hilarious if applied into that show

>>40068410
Almost all the current members are rejects from previous auditions. It doesn't matter as long as they're cute but being rejects, that might be hard so at least I hope they have something to show or willingness to improve and accept the fact that they're not in their desired groups.

>>40068531
Those recruitment CMs are so corny lol it's not that deep, maine

Who the heck cares if they're rejects, mate, the kenshuseis are all top tier funny and cute girls

>>40068565
Tru, my oshi is one

>No Marina this week
This was an episode made for her.

>>40068565
On that, we can agree. Numa bought me to tears of laughter with antics alone.

>>40068577
If she was there today, Chukemon and Honosu wouldn't have hogged the spotlight

>>40068577
Oshima-san

>>40068577
Her back hurts so let her rest.

it better be 90% weirdos and at least 2 girls that make you think "dude stay still for a second, would you"

>>40068565
Today I will remind them of how Yumi is carrying a show with two girls that were selected

>>40068592
Yup, if they go by the standards that they used for the second gens it's easy money

>>40068470
She herself said that she didn't want to tell this story, even Tsucchii complained about her keeping it to herself. She peobably doesn't want to tell the world about her wealthy status because there's already 2 members with ojousama characters.

I'm ready for some 3ki connie

>>40068604
3 when you count Honosu after this week's revelation.

I think Akipo's family was rich too

important question
are they doing showrooms or we don't know that yet?

>>40068639
>Family of fishermen
>Rich

>>40068578
>Numa, rei, renaa, marino and fucking kira
I don't know if it is beacuse i like underdogs but shin2ki is top tier for me

>>40068651
The absolute state of my oshi Pika-chan

>>40068649
I remember watching a show about an island where the fishermen are extremely wealthy with huge mansions and cars.

>>40068645
That hasn't been announced as yet, but to avoid another "Shida Yankee scandal spree" or "Aruno papakatsu story" they had better do showrooms.

>>40068649
>Family of fishermen
>Rich
yes

>>40068662
Amazing how many people become celebs because of their family's status

>>40068466
Now that your group is obviously dying you're gonna try to make nice with the Hinachads, how transparently obvious nogitard.

>>40068660
I haven't seen her at all in a long time and when she appears there, she stays unused.

>>40068681
Your favorite bands are all rich kids dicking around

1st: Document screening
2nd: Online screening
3rd: Interview part 1
4th: Interview part 2
5th: Candidacy for membership
6th: Training period
7th: New members announcement
is "online screening" showrooms or zoom interviews?

>>40068695
this
f*ck you, Julian Casablancas latest album was pretty sick tho

>>40068388
I looked up where might her grandpa work and there's a horse training center in Shiga. They better go visit him there when the Shiga roke happens.

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens.

>>40068718
Based strokeschad

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens

>>40068686
We don't want him to begin with

>>40068701
I don't think they'd let them do showrooms right off the bat, maybe after the interviews

>>40068690
That's what's pissing me off about her current stance. She would replace Risa for me but she's getting flipped over hard.

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens
So never then kek

>>40068695
Chuke studied abroad for a period of time and Honosu played volleyball until college, they gotta be rich to do all that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUOwy4rMa1A

Was Marina one of the poor ones? Can't remember

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens.

>>40068805
She worked in a bank for a period of time, can't be poor

Chukemon was the star of this episode, too many hidden info and her talk was on point

Did Shiraishi and Nanase share the same room for the concert?

>>40068814
Is that a good paying occupation in Japan? Can remember Marina and her sister making a big deal out of her getting a driver's license lel

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens.

>>40068826
Guess her chances to be the next LOVE IT personality are rising.

>>40068835
That was pretty funny, hope we can see her sister someday

>>40068835
Variety just RUNS in the Matsuda's veins

>>40068725
>when the Shiga roke happens.

>>40068388
>Chuke's family is rich
Now I understand why they push her a lot

>>40068847
She's still a student, does she even have the time for that?

YAMERO the shiga roke is going to happen!

>>40068883
I've never heard of any universities that do required seminars first thing in the morning, she probably can finish shooting it and go to her university afternoon.

>>40068915
She better get those jobs as field practice if she's aiming to be an announcer.

https://youtu.be/wOuKIclYBCQ
How is she so damn funny

>>40069006
She’s from the Kansai region

>>40068630
What made Honosu an ojosama?

>>40069045
Nobody's gonna bully her anymore

>>40069045
Honosu is very good at stealing screen time

>>40069044
>ユーティリティープレイヤー
>いじられ愛されキャラ
Kek based

>>40069066
Her grandpa is a politician.

>>40069184
>Honosu might be right winger holy based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDsdBpVuu5A

>>40069184
So he's a guy who Seki and Sugai's dads bribe errr I mean contribute to his election campaign

>>40069184
if there is one thing you can depend on this world that is young girls holding the exact same political opinions as their grandfathers, also right wing in Japan means getting vaxxed and always wearing a mask when outside or in public.

>>40069236
not based

>>40069248
3rd highest vaxx rate in the world and I shouldn't need to tell you about how ubiquitous mask wearing is in Japan.

And there he goes again, fucking hell

Morning

>>40069293
Yo

>>40069261
who's 1 and 2?

>>40069305
Without checking, it has to be ((())) and 963land

>>40069336
I can relate to Uemuu here, used to get injured a lot.

For me? Onuma

>>40068725
Since her grandfather has been training horses and horse racers for 50 years, Chuke should start adapting a horse racing character to get more outside work.

>>40069336
sometimes i forgot that this chiba fairy is still in the group

>>40069349
Erm based

Whatchu guys listening to?

>>40069351
But that's Chaputen's gimmick

>>40069360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

>>40069351
Yamauchi Kenji might be Chuke's grandfather.

>>40069360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsG5Y1rfkPQ

>>40069360
https://youtu.be/_dnKnwamoKo
>>40069380
Based boomer
>>40069383
Based houseman

>>40069360
https://youtu.be/1tk1pqwrOys

>>40069360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USYnN-GYT9E

>>40069360
https://youtu.be/o0Laj5oEKXg

>>40069412
What the heck anon how did you come across that

>>40069412
kek

>>40069360
https://youtu.be/lSwDOENwNR8

>>40069360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-TPHLbtP-w

Absolute patricians in this general, who'da thunk

>>40069370
Yukkaa graduated from the horse club after the Olympics, Chuke can inherit the ganbariki kyara now.

>>40069453
>cutting ozone
Chimone

>>40069442
It's from an industrial musical, there is doc about em on netflix called "the bathrooms are coming".

>>40069438
oooops this >>40069470
was meant for here >>40069438

>>40069475
Exquisite interests, fren, I might check

>>40069497
It's a solid doc but more heartwarming than cynical

>>40069497
Hikari is pretty cute

>>40069453
wanna tug on those pigtails

>>40069497
Endo, step it up, dammit

Sick of the twitter zoomers of this thread and their normalfag bullshit. 4chan should be off-limit to anyone born after 1995.

>>40069502
H...Hot

>>40069528
I just do this and they all magically disappear, thankfully

>>40069528
Who sullied your soup, anon? But you're right though we should start with the Nogischizo

>>40069528
What are you even talking about, gramps

>>40069548
No way we had to put up with his shit, now that nogi is it's death throes we should get to enjoy his suffering.

>>40069528
The 90s were cool. The year 2000 and we're good.

>>40069559
Kek I'm cool with that

>>40069528
Glad I'm not the only millennial here, I feel like a foreigner among these faggots

>>40069561
You're just angry cause you don't have a cool birth year with three zeroes

>>40069571
80s boomer here. Go kiss MeiMei, boy

>>40069576
What

>>40069582
You're based regardless. Glad you're here.

>>40069560
Baby Yukkaa is so cute

>>40069587
Okay

>>40069571
That's so cool

im just getting into sokosaku and sakurazaka in general, which sokosaku episode is the best one?

>>40069462
Let her join Marina on Rekomen

>>40069619
Keep watching and choose your favorite, mate. Being honest, I like too many and haven't been able to choose mine.

>>40069462
Doesn't Sawabe have a horse racing show? Maybe he can get her a gig there.

>>40069528
get married and have kids old man

hope 3ki has no whore soaplander

>>40069712
S&F won't make the same mistake twice

Bagatelle for Yumiki
https://vocaroo.com/1bXaK4EhEMTB

>>40069712
Same. Memes are fun but the situation is very tiring.

>>40069724
>S&F won't make the same mistake twice
lol

>>40069727
We'll never have another Shida

>>40069726
Based bard anon

>>40067097
If the Japanese language is a part of your daily life I believe you are making yourself a disservice not learning it.
But remember that although they are useful, classes in themselves won't teach you Japanese.

>>40069724
Sneed and Feed doesn't manage Nogindonesia

why doesn't /saka/ make its own idol group?

>>40069619
remember that "best" sokosaku is still sokosaku at the end of the day. like being the tallest midget

>>40069765
have you seen the girls that are worshiped here? any such idol group would fold within a week

>>40069781

>>40069741
Yeh yeh, would probably have to triple on the japanese stuff that I watch and read. Gonna give it some more thinking, will have to consolidate it with work and the classes that I'm already taking.

https://youtu.be/XddO927Myxs

1 more day to disappointment

>>40069910
'Tism doesn't mesh with 'tism

>>40069953
Ngl the last ones were meh, but this one is pretty good

>>40069953
at least now it's easier to imagine naked kakki

Lots of hand-holding

>>40069953
My dick is ready, but i'm at the office

>>40070025
just do it, pussy!

>>40070025
Toilets in the office building exist for a reason

kawaii

>>40070142
Straight from the anime dimension

>>40069953
only a fog naked pic can save this PB now

>>40069953
i wonder how many wasted pages are going to be of her just fucking drawing

just did it to kaki

>>40070228
Based

>>40069953
so Kaki does have boobs?

I want Ume to beat my balls with a yoyo

>>40069953
yuck repulsive johnny lover

>>40070340
like that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN-hTcqSl8

>>40070389
Why is Techi keking at every Sakamichi idol group?

>>40069953
imgine putting your seed inside her

>>40070412
only idol who has cult live following
this cucks see her getting groped by men all the time still rush to buy anything assosiated with her

>>40070468
like that?

NogiTen is the only Ten that matters

>>40070475
yes like that, making her into a mother and taking responsibility afterwards

>>40070512

I rape every Kaki's hole

I want to make babies to every Sakamichi idol

>>40070534
>>40070540
Tell me you are Hinagigachad without telling me you are Hinagigachad.

>>40070544
Except this one

>>40069953
First time doing it to Kaki. If they were smart it'll be a hips focused pb.

why are sakurazaka so privileged?
yappari nogi is the group for us ordinary folk

>>40069430
Based aguponchad

>>40069611
Also you share year of birth woth you're oshi, pretty cool

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1533738202099765249/pu/vid/1280x720/siwN_PBBqOYK7DDc.mp4

>>40070544

>>40071128
Standing ready for some scissoring session at any time

>>40071131
Rapebait-chan...

>>40071128
Mayutan PB when

>>40070555
Including this one. You said all of them, cringe beard.
>>40071157
He's gone. Stop being obsessed.

>>40070544
Cute MeiMei and based Meibro

>>40071248

>>40071251
Wrong.

>>40068701
Obviously the latter.

>>40068701
Online pantsu inspections by mngnmnt

>>40070544
One post to make them all upset. You are too cool.

>>40071248
thank you for this reply, I was worried you were never going to samefagg

>>40070864
more like i watched too much of that anime

>>40071297
pls step on me

>>40071297
They couldn't pick a most boring shin captain

>>40071312
Not a samefag reply. Calm down, T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DaeigC4JIc
listen to this, faggots

>>40071348
> t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-2_34QgB8

so both nagi and okamoto almost cried on second omitatekai during kimi no na wa kibou. does it mean okamoto is not a bad girl?

who wouldn't rather a Mayu pb than a kaker pb

>>40071492
Is this how you measure goodness? Tears? Dude I will you fuck yo up

person above was sodomized by his father

>entire general ignores the Nogizaka spammer's cringe posts
I never doubted you /sakag/...not even once

>>40071504
Upvoted

>>40071504
SEA T...

>POV you ded and reached heaven

>>40071548
hmm Jesus we had a deal they weren't supposed to be dressed

>>40071548
>heaven

>>40071548
I am done with Nogizaka
Sakuchans, take me to Nirvana

>>40071573
kute

>>40071573
Good body but why does she have to force that smile?

>>40071597
because it's lovely

>>40071548
I'll take the smol one and we're good.

>>40071614
She doesn't look relaxed at all.

>>40071634
Learn how to read, Italian homo.

>>40071647
Not him and it was a general statement, not an insult.

>>40071666
Nice goalpost moving, SteCola.

>>40071573
Meh body
Not relaxed
Sigh another Kosaka tier PB

>>40071573
I'm in love with Kakki's teeth and I'm not hesitant to admit that.

>relaxed idols

>>40071673
>>40071647

>>40071685
Upvoted.

katoshi pb when

>>40071548
>heaven
What's that bully doing in there?

>>40071548
God:
>thou get to pick one, and only one, son

>>40071548
This is not what heaven looks like. This is what it looks like.

>>40071817
I don't see Inori

>>40071861
puke

>>40071861
Now this is more like it, not those Sakubusus

>>40071861
>Marika showing her butt with that rebellious face of her...
muh dick

>>40071861
Yawn. I'd rather go back to my RunRun instead of these graduated mommies

>>40071861
sakuhina faggots will never experience this

>>40071780
Right after Suji. Need to see that thicc body of hers in a bikini.

>anon posts something kinda funny
>REEEEE
every single time

>>40071906
fine with that

>>40071906
you also didn't experience this you 4ki newfag nogischizo

>>40071913
>Right after Suji
we got Konoker booked after that

Yup the Nogischizo is seething MAD now and I love it

>>40071926
Why not both?

>>40071922
Ten pic is cool but yeah I'm not getting Habu

>>40071965
we need fans alive so they can keep spending money

>>40071920
rulk moa, faggot

As we've already learned from the Nikkei ranking
Kaki > Ten
Wakasama > Habu

>>40072022
don't you get tired of talking the same shit

>>40072022
But Sakurazaka has the talles members kek. Cope, Schizo.

>>40072022
dude literally no one cares about that ranking but you are right

>>40072039
>talles
herro, half filipino half indonesian T lmao

billboard 1st week
actually: 561,071
samidare yo: 452,752
boku nanka: 478,142

>>40072069
>billboard
no

>>40072022
like we needed confirmation for that obvious fact

>>40072075
oricon's article for the week only comes out tomorrow
463,439
393,215
442,385

it's time

>>40072127
imagine the seething if she makes senbatsu again

>>40072022
Still mad from the previous threads
Still wrong with your headcanon
Stay delusional and mad, Nogizaka spammer

https://www.showroom-live.com/r/46_MARIE_MORIMOTO

remember, sakuhina fans= furry transition regret syndrome pierced face lgbt supporter half filipino half indonesian Ts and fishnet faggots

>>40072150
>if

>>40072022
>Ten > Kali
>Habu >>>>>> your graduate
Fixed that for you

remember, faggots who bullied kakki at school grew up to be sakuhina faggots

go to sleep nogischizo

>>40072189
Not according to that chart kek

remember, sakuhina= high HIV infection rates

>>40072210
Your chart isn't important. Cope.

>>40072189
holy cope

>>40072100
how are hinatas going to catch up to nogi's cumulative 550k+ without meet&greets to sell?

>>40072189
Upvoted

night, faggots

these sakuhinatrannies are funny

Peace has returned to this general now that the mad poster ran off crying

>>40072241
they won't but nogi added a whole new gen for this to happen and have like 50 idols. hina will pass that when 4ki debuts

>>40072165
Bonjour la demoiselle

>everyone is the same poster
lmao

>>40072069
>>40072100
why the 100k+ difference?

He's still here and he's still mad and I love it

>>40072266
this
sea monkey is
ugly

>>40072324
nogiSEA

>>40072324
oricon doesn't track all the sales due to bulk buying
i don't think billboard does either but it's closer to a real number at least

>>40072241
STFU, nobody cares about your facts. Sakurazaka is the most popular group in Japan right now and Nogizaka is DYING.
Longest group name ranking:
1 Sakurazaka46/ Hinatazaka46
2 Nogizaka
These are facts, so cope, Schizo.

my man it's been weeks, nobody's interested in your """stecola""" avatar persona, just win the argument against yourself already and bury that shit

>>40072408
sunk cost fallacy

>>40072378
>two different companies make chart sales
>neither is accurate
why

>>40071128
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1533756467819708416/pu/vid/1280x720/YNfz1fUdZ2F0UkJO.mp4
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1533776875444928513/pu/vid/1280x720/YjfyxqFxda99hNaI.mp4
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1533778976472465410/pu/vid/1280x720/QG-LYXnOewK-CyOg.mp4

>>40072386
>Tallest member ranking
>Longest name ranking
Enough, T.

40072386

>>40072428
>>40072435
Facts are facts, Schizo. Did you know Nogizaka also has the lowest per member sales and the biggest peak sales drop? Sakurazaka manages their sales accordingly so they don't have an embarrassing drop like Nogizaka. Even Hinatazaka management knows that and that's why they don't want to sell more. Seethe and cope kek.

>>40072421
well oricon's isn't accurate because they choose to omit some numbers due to idols unfairly inflating them with multiple editions and lotteries
billboard's isn't because oricon is the established brand so not every store in the country chooses to report to soundscan or whatever their tracking system was called

>>40072426
domo

>>40072295
it's interesting that nogi currently only has 21 members with senbatsu experience compared to hinata's 22

saka needs tomboyish idols

what a woman