/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that OC never fails to make me uncomfortable

Harpies are precious

WONDERLAND'S MILITARY IS THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD

Any good Ushi Oni stories?
Cow Spider Demons need so much more love than what they get. They're the best of 3 worlds!

>>40023928
>trumparts
Trash

>>40023928
yeah until I start yeeting single men into the frontlines

>>40023910
Why is that?

>>40023941
>yeeting
Kill yourself

>>40023938
Magus's is good, if you haven't read that

>>40023959
Calm down

>>40023913

>>40023952
it's a story from somewhere else (and all the scary stuff that could entail).
dislike the clothes and hair too.

>>40023984
yeah, that style reminds me of edge stuff

>>40023983
She's a cute

i was very disappointed to realize the tiny foxes in that comic last thread were eating people
hopefully one day the vorefags will all leave

Should you let your guard down for even a moment a bird could make you her perch

>>40023913

>>40024029
the best stat to have in MGE boosted to the limit is AGI, How else are gonna impress that birb at how agile you are and be able to catch her?

>>40024029
Man I wish

>>40024029
I'm too short to be a good perch

Reminder that bird feet are better for grabbing than paw pads

>>40023903
HARPY'S A ROCKIN DON'T COME A KNOCKIN BABY YEAH!!!

>>40024064
>a good perch
Since cats call their men Tom, do Harpies call their men a Perch?

>>40023995
shes pretty great

i'd like gandharva more if they dropped the titty spikes. i know it's not going to gouge my eye out but i'd still rather not chance demonsilver through my vitreous fluid

>>40024029
someone's gotta tend to the bird muff

would you do a funny puppet?

>>40024111
>get little tufts of loose feathers caught in between your teeth
it's a living

>>40024100
Wouldn’t it be Cock or Rooster?

>>40023913
I will complement that; they are precious creatures and deserve to be loved with all our hearts

>>40023964
I have not! Where might this be found?

>>40023984
>>40023991
I've read a couple of chapters and it's mostly just the worst is the MC making obnoxious quips out of a marvel movie, nothing like the slaughter edge stuff. wound up dropping it though when he had an argument with a chick about MGs that boiled down to him calling them too easy and her saying that monster girls give good sex on repeat.

>>40024034
>you will never be followed by a gaggle of excited harpies

>>40023996
And everyone was getting so fussy about hyper-preg
I would love to see my wife not only beat octomom's record, but also carry each baby to term

>>40024141
>tfw with your luck its gonna be ducks and swan harpies

>>40024150
>swan harpies aggressively trying to rape you
>duck harpies aggressively trying to get you to rape them

>>40024150
Don't worry anon
They have better plumage, and corkscrew pussies

>>40024158
>>40024160
Just think of the N O I S E

Lore Questions here.
Does anyone know what makes the distinction between Animal (becomes demon realm beasts) and Monsters (Becomes a monster girl). Why is it that all Mintoaurs and Centaurs became Monstergirls but all Pigs and Horses didn't.

Also What separates Humans (with subspecies like elves and dwarves included ) from Monsters like Vampires and Dragons, who were also sentient but yet have no ability to make Incubi from their own races.

I understand the Doylist reasoning ( No monsterboy shit) and agree with it, but was wondering what the in-universe reasoning was.

>>40024170
>Does anyone know what makes the distinction between Animal (becomes demon realm beasts) and Monsters (Becomes a monster girl).
All of these monsters existed before the advent of monstergirls, but they were their natural, monstrous form. It was only until the Succubus became demon queen that she made them sexy and full of love. If the demon queen is killed, then every Monstergirl reverts back to their evil form

>>40024192
why's anon got to lie like that?

>>40024206
he gey and has no stick up his ass

What would you do in this situation?

Sleep comfy like worm tonight friends

>>40024234
Undo the bowtie.

>>40024234
Run away from the scary monster

>>40024134
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30491160

>>40023996
Unfortunately that artist has serious problems.
Cute shouldn't be wasted on such filth.

>>40024275
Thank you!

>>40024278
Mofukuza matron is quite possibly the best character LN has ever made.

>>40024242
What would sex with a greenworm be like?

>>40024166
honk

Gentlemen, please try to post apophis and pharaoh pictures in equal proportion. They monitor how many mentions each other gets in every thread, and it makes them seethe when their rival gets more (you)s.

>>40024306
I dunno, I'm quite partial to pizza succ

>>40024306
Why does the Mofukuza captain wear the eyepatch
What secrets does she hide?

>>40024411
Pinkeye.

>>40024411
That's classified.

>>40024426
>Pinkeye
>because it literally glows pink
kek shouldve thought that evil eye tattoo through

>>40024411
her husband came in it with such force and now she's partially blind in that eye.

>>40024306
I am helpless before all smug ancient foxes.

>>40023903
Angels are still angels, even if they’re from the sea

Its always foxes, foxes, foxes. Where's my wolves at?

>>40024508
Right here niggy.

>>40024508
Wolves are just wild(er) foxes.
Prove me wrong.

>>40024160
The area would be a maze not corkscrew

>>40024534
You are wrong

>>40024534
Wolves are more serious dogs.

>>40024034
>Trying to relax on the board walk by the beach
>take out a sub sandwich and get mogged by seagull harpies.

>>40024594
Kitsune are just weeb dogs.

>>40024636
yes

>>40024636
Correct

But what does that make tanuki?

>>40024633
>I told you last time, I already have a wife so when will you FUCK OFF???

>>40024676
Chubby raccoon dogs

>>40024676
sugar mommies

>>40024534
dogtits!

>>40024686
>harem? Harem? Harem? Harem?
>second wife? Second wife?

>>40024742
Awoobies

>>40024753
>Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
beat it you stupid birds im hungry

>>40024757
badoogas

>>40024742
Dog milk?

>>40024779
today, dog treats you

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

>Many grunts of the mofukuza are unmarried foxes.
>Whether they haven't made enough of a name for themselves to attract attention or simply haven't found a suitable husband, it's not unusual for a fox to be single
>But as you move up the chain of command, the story changes
>The higher you go, the more likely it is for a fox to have a husband
>Some consider it a show of power and status, it shows that she are desirable, or able to secure a husband through one means or another
>being married also guarantees a legacy that will be left behind.
>It is so important that a captain of the mofukuza be married (or at least have their eye on a potential mate that they are working towards) some consider it a sign of weakness otherwise.
>However, there is one fox who seems to break this rule.
>Some no-name fox from nowhere important who moved to MGC in hopes of a better life.
>But as many learned, her seemingly unimportant background hides a terrifying crimelord
>She quickly climbed the ranks and made it known to the dark side of MGC that she was to be feared
>Her sudden rise to power and infamy wasn't the only strange thing, though
>Despite her shockingly fast ascension up the chain, she has made seemingly little effort to find a husband
>Plenty of potential mates have come and gone
>Each one could have easily helped her position
>But every time a potential suitor appeared, she let the moment pass without striking, much to the confusion of those around her.
>But she knew one thing they didn't.
>One day, her childhood friend will make his way to MGC
>And when he does, Anon won't find the homeless, scruffy gutter fox he remembers
>Instead, he will find one of the most powerful individuals in MGC.
>All she has to do is wait, and let fate lure Anon to MGC
>And she is a very patient fox

>>40024825
good morning handsom sir. Please do not redeem. Mara bless yuo with big 2 foot cok

>>40024843
It has to be kinda tough to be married to a mofukuza member.
After all, they all likely go to significant lengths to keep their husbands in the dark regarding what they do, to keep them from being exposed to the less savory side of things.

LOVE
SUCC

how do i take my medusa gf on a date to the ice skating rink? will she have to coil around me and we skate together or do i drag her behind me with a sled? she is small.

Pov: you summoned a 3star in a sabath gacha but the outfit is from an event.

>>40024868
>less
What kind of heinous crimes would mamono be involved in anyway?

>>40024868
All I see is a nice pair of Fox twins showing a guy a good time.

>>40024967
Chocolate is my favorite dessert, and sometimes breakfast, dinner or supper

>>40025004
Have some more anon.

>>40024967
>>40025018
This isn't fair.
Monster's aren't fair.
This is bullshit
How are Anon's supposed to have a chance?

>>40025024
>How do I beat kot?
You don't.

>>40025024
>Monster's aren't fair.
Indeed

>>40025024
Mamono OP, please nerf

>>40025063
>Mamono OP, please nerf
Understandable have a nice day

marry foxes

>>40025094

>vibrations from Manticore purring can now charm opponents
>breastmilk now has a 10% of the venom effect added
>new attack added - forehead kisses
gg, wp - meanwhile holy relics rework never, how do we cope paladin bros?

>>40024930
Gambling, illicit performance enhancers, loan sharking and underground brushing parlors.

>>40025063
It would be a shame if someone buffed monsters and made them stronger.

>>40025149
>how do we cope paladin bros?
Just don't be weak anon.
It's your fault if you're a loser.

>>40024930
spiking the reservoir

>>40025181
>picrel: the good ending

How do I resist hag foxes?

>>40025218
You don't.

>>40025181
>The fate of the orderite

What happens if I make a mg cry?

>"I want a lamp"
>"Then can I intrest you in a fine-"
>"Preferebly one without a Genie in it"
>Anon hears a faint "Awww" form the back

Post your most suggestive kiki pics

>>40025255
Final destination, no items.

How would dating/personal ads sound in this world?

I hate fucking mods.

>>40025416
You don't have to fuck them if you don't want to.

>>40025416
based frogposter

Speaking of frogs, to my knowledge Mucus Toad has the highest ratio of lewd to non-lewd fanart of all MGE girls. I wonder why.

Demon princesses are fun

>>40025446
Sex.

>>40025445
Are you sure sandworm doesn't hold that honor? Most of their art is lewd.

In either case, I think it's because they're always nude

>>40025446
to bully.

>>40024306
the real best girl is here

>>40025507
I took a peek and don't feel like doing an exact comparison, but Sandworm's ratio is pretty high too indeed.

>>40023940
how so? they can cosplay as your favorite card game cards, and you can play Whist, Rummy and Regicide with them, too! they're great!

>>40023903
Recently I've been trying to recover some of the old writing and art that wasn't archived properly.

I found a copy of YBA's greystorm (graystorm) that is ostensibly complete but I know he had a habit of making rolling edits so I'm not quite sure if it's legit

I'm also trying to find those tarrasque drawings less made where he drew her in a bunch of cute and silly outfits

If anybody happens to have saved greystorm, vengeance or any other old thread writings/pictures please send me a link at gruppebe@gmail.com, I'd really appreciate the help, I hate seeing things get lost.

>>40023940
>trumparts
more like /trash/

ugly old hags < cute little girls

>>40025765
Cute old girls

>>40023941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3g4Ua5e7k

>>40026041
What if the writer is male and writes the dude willingly fucking a skinwalker.

For me it's childhood friend monster who has an average height, average breast size, average butt, and is my age
Sabbath btfo and hags btfo

>>40026091
>childhood friend joins a sabbath and becomes a witch to get turned into a loli like back when you were kids
What now, nostalgia haters?

>>40026091
this but said childhood friend is a minotaur so she is two feet taller than me and has massive boobs and a huge ass

>>40026101
>lolified childhood friend shotafies you
>she remembers that time when you were kids and wanted to play adults, but chickened out at the last moment
>now she wants to continue where you left off

>>40026106
>>40025513
I would love a mino wife, but I'd like her in the way that she's depicted in the profile. Muscular, but not too much. Good-sized breasts. A tan and brown hair and green eyes. And she doesn't appear to be tall. Rather, of average height. I'd like my mino wife to be maybe a couple inches shorter than me, not including horns. The horns would probably give her a couple inches over me.

>>40026091
Childhood friends your age and height are nice but no need to go for a human woman with average everything

I need a youkai hag.

Nice Warhammer thread, OP.

>>40026167
thats not warhammer, that comes from one of the few non-murderhobo isekai adventures

Bros, I wanna sniff minotaur breath. Help me!

>>40026167
>Warhammer
retard

>>40026091
(You)

Why do you like your waifu's species?

>>40026422
Huge titties, kind and gentle, soft and warm, cute, loving, fertile.

>>40026422
they are strong yet ditzy which makes them extra cute

>>40026422
Hot, lustful, loving, have power, extremist, colored sclera, mischievous.
Also sex and did I say sex? because the endless sex.

>>40026422
>selfish
>prideful
>in a position of power
It's what I like and don't see in reality.

>>40026422
tall, aggressive, muscular and horned
enjoys eating and cuddling

Dick or btfo.

>>40026691
i would definitely do that buut I would paint it up to look like a clown

>>40026691
>"btfo? it's gtfo you dumb newfag batcat"
>few hours later, anon hears angry knocking at his door
>that day he was in fact, blown the fuck off

>>40026743
what a way to trick a monster into giving it up for free

>>40026743
Actually, she was just being trolled by Cheshi.

>>40026691
im going to post my face my address, my full name, my date of birth, what I like, and tell the monsters to bring 10 of her friends and that I will leave the front door open at night

>>40026198
>>40026286
He's doing it on purpose. Just ignore him.

>>40026691
i really wonder what your favorite type of monster would post about?

>>40026992
Dragons posting their stacks and talking about how paper money is a danuki trick.

>>40026663
Good taste.

>>40026992
>>40026992
Wurms posting about all the cool stuff they founds underground

>>40026992
Gremlins will dox the male trolls.

>>40026992
>how to find boy
>where to find boy
>best way to stalk boy
>night vision goggles
>rope
>soft rope
>how much venom should i use
>can you overdose on manticore venom
>do boys secretly like being raped
>how to work up the courage to take a boy
>inspirational music
>doom ost
RAPE
>how long of a break to boys need between drainings
>used too much venom
>what is a priapism
>does a priapism hurt
>can you have sex for a day straight
>how to make boys stop crying
>apology gift ideas
>romantic restaraunts near me
repost

>>40026422
She's aggressive and dominant but she's very protective, the way the entry described them gave me the idea that behind their hellish appearance and rapey behavior is nothing but endless love and affection. You're not their master but you don't need to be to gain their absolute devotion. Hellhounds are what made me realize that mge isn't a matriarchal role reversal fetish porn where men are property, instead it's a fantasy where women love you unconditionally and see you not as a prized possession but as a genuine significant other that's deserves to be happy with them.

>>40026992
I assume monsters just go on /cm/ and post pictures of their husbands or guys they're about to rape

You caught Anubis being pervy!

>>40027246
And she tells me to stop slacking and look what she does, Im telling Ms. Pharoah

>>40027204
What happens if you let her eat the Rage mushroom?

>>40027282
>"Nononono! Don't tell the pharaoh! Please, I'll do anything! Anything!"

>>40027338
Ok, go schlick off in front of the pharaoh

>>40026992
Mostly about waging war against h*mans and how much they love sex (with their husbands) and turning w*men into mamonos.
Also spying on mg threads and getting the ip's of the monster lover anons to get them into the mamono army once the portals open, transform them into powerful incubus to corrupt other h*mans.

>>40027361
>...
>"Continue."

>>40026992
she'd respond to every post from a pharoah with a picture of her fangs, and her tail in the background

>>40027361
She'd do it, the weirdo

>>40023903

>>40027399
The pharaoh's a perv too, oh no.

>>40027553
>>40027553
>tfw the whole pyramind is filled with pervs
>>40027539
im going to milk this snek

>>40027539
what keeps the nipple thingies from falling off?

>>40027579
bet she got inverted nips

>>40027579
Power.

>>40027587
Nice

>>40023903

>Dark-colored serpents that are said to carry the power of the Nether Realm within themselves,
From the Apophis page. What the fuck is the Nether Realm and why do I want to live there? Sure hope they don't spend their time making midtier fighting games with terrible animation

>>40025218
No hag can resist you either.

>>40024055
i should comm someone to do a drawing like this with me and meiya.

>>40027763
Do it! More pink birb!

>>40023903

>>40027785
I will NOT fall to the temptation of zenopussy

>>40027767
Only the pinkest and cutest!

>>40027810
i fuckin will. willingly.

>>40027756
those two aint even foxes, one is a wolf and another is a white tengu

You all belong in a bright green demon realm.

>>40027852
I know.

>>40026992
Poor Zombie-chan just wants to post about her husbado, but her arms still don't work well so everything is horrificly misspelled. Everyone thinks she's shitposting. Only monster who understands her is jiangshi, but she has to hop to type every key and it takes way too long to reply.

UHhHHHHHh I dont know if i want this...... seems a little dangerous

>>40027892
You don't. Damn, literally every newfag step on the same rake when he post Momiji or Kagerou and call them "foxes".

>>40027892
so y u post them as such, dummy

https://youtu.be/9erLsEHAZRI

>>40028057
I didn't.

>>40028126
nufag, im going to post the better fag

>>40028059
Are jungle kots more or less dangerous than cheshires?

>>40028172
despite not knowing their language ocelomeh are significantly easier to negotiate with

>>40028126
im posting the better fox instead

>>40028172
imagine getting jumped by some rapekot and she starts whispering sweet nothings into your ear in wingdings

>>40028139
Do as you like.

>>40027539
your funny hypnosis powers won't work on me, i have bad eyesight.

>>40028238
>tewi
>with any amount of titty other that flat
ew

>>40028238
>rabbit and pipefox
the fertility scanner is showing dangerous levels, get out of there

>>40028259
I like breasts.

I need to stop looking at the wiki whenever a girl interests me. I keep starting and stopping stories.

>>40028293
There's no way they're not having at least triplets each, and they're definitely not stopping at one pregnancy

>>40028296
I do to but even I know what is better for certain 2hus, like marisa is always gonna be flat along with tewi and eiki but Ran is always megatidddy

Sex?

Get single Momsters and all their daughters pregnant at the same time!

>>40028333
>their fertility keeps increasing with every litter

>>40028423
momster by definition cannot have daughters and be single

>>40028413
No! Love!

>>40028485
>L-L-Love?
The layer separating both love and sex is very thin anon

>>40028484
What if she's one of those lizards that can reproduce asexually?

>>40028423
>used goods
No thanks, I'm alright

>>40028484
What if the first husband was bad or something, and left her?

>>40028535
Then she can parthenogensis this dick lmao

>>40026992
>I caught a human
>he just walks into my tails
>what do

40028566
just stop go back from the pit of degeneracny you came from, pest

>>40028566
>left her
anon you can't left a monster girl

>>40026663
I wanna lick her armpits

>>40028609
That's why she's about to hit you with the axerasxs

>>40028535
>>40028571
i just imagined an entire town of clones of the same lizardgal while the original is a vensuian hag, the rest are between loli and CC and everything in between

>>40028423
>single momster
>daughters
how

>>40028484
Saying that will make zombies cry if you say their lich isn’t their momma

>>40028643
i can only see it happening if the older monster adopted the younger one

>>40028618
Still gonna lick them!

https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1531944983577579520

>>40028682
good commission

>>40028682
I have no account.

Post your best minotaur pics!

>>40028654
now thats adorable honestly, A lich taking care of her zombies as if they were her own kids and making sure that a good man gets them and takes care of them

>>40028702
here ya go, now screw off

>>40027204
>why do boys cry when I say I'll eat them

>>40028714
No sir, I desire those fighting ox girls

>>40028643
Human woman had a kid and then both monsterized.

>>40028736
nah, u getting this until you stop that stupid thing you always post

>>40028725
>manticore gets a bunch of hate for making monsters look bad

>>40028643
magic. or mitosis. or however plants and shrooms multiply.

>>40028780
>what's so bad about eating people?

>>40025306

>tfw ywn bang your older personal maid

>>40028172
jungle kots are not dangerous at all

>>40028841
Kikis are meant to be lovingly hugged and sincerely thanked for all they do.

>>40028886
And impregnated

>>40028886
you can do that all by giving her a kid!

>>40028886
and payed very well in money as such hard work should not go unrewarded

>>40028904
i could see that backfiring real hard

Fuck the Ice Hagon. Do it now.

tfw no alien wife...

>>40028914
nah, we gotta date, see a movie, maybe make fun of some dumb vampires
>>40028929
freak deaky alien noble

>>40028937

>>40028937
>nah, we gotta date, see a movie, maybe make fun of some dumb vampires
She doesn't have that kind of time anon. The younger dragonlings are teasing her for being an elder dragon already and her eggs can only be kept on ice for so long.

>>40028960
So fuck her right in front of the younger ones and get our fluids all over them?

>>40028795
technically plants do fuck. pollen is just plant cum. shrooms just release spores, though. they could do it.

>>40023903

>>40028958
does she cry milk?

>>40029010
Good question anon, sadly I don't have the answer...

Would a robutt maid get mad if I also had a romba?

>>40023913
The wholesome and smothering love of the bird.

>>40028986
Yes. Assert dominance and fuck her right infront of the younger ones.

Sex with thick lolis

nah, rather do this kiki

ENGIE I HAVE TELEPORTED BREAD AGAIN!

>>40028929
>>40028958
ayy lmao

>>40023903
Tiny goat.

Sister cyclops is CUTE, CUTE!

>>40029119
at least it's not piranhas

>>40025730
iirc yba had completely stopped updating before wikifag started archiving (late 2020), so i think it's about as complete as you'll get

>>40023928
I think incelonia might be better there dragons there are getting desperate

Vampire titties.

>>40029470
>sparkly milk

>>40029470
that's no vampire that's a tanuki
her jew levels are off the charts.

>>40029277
Mama goat

a boy only sabbath that turns everyone into shotas and black mass is playing dungeons and dragons.
Sometimes witches from other sabbaths show up but we all know girls are icky.

actually sounds Gay and disturbing as shit honestly and I like self inserting as a shota

>>40026422
harpy, Fluffy winges, very lewd, very cute. big boobers thick thighs. PINK.

>>40029532
And?

>>40026422
Well clussy, thats all I gotta say

>>40029470

>>40026422
Pointy ears,cute and loving,pure and beautiful literally a upgraded human woman

>>40028914
Only if the tail is fat.

>>40029470

>>40028958
Still would. Just very carefully.

>>40029519
it is not gay to seek male companionship in a world where monster girls try to monopolize your time and your penis

>Giving your muscular mino a massage

>>40029664
>not inverted crosses
this vampire is a devout religious monster and she goes to church every sunday to hear the good word

>>40029541
and? She's the one for me! she's all i really need oh yeah!!!

>>40026422
That I get to live inside her mouth and be covered in her juices all day long. Also, it'd be pretty cool to see her crush stone or swallow a camel whole. And despite these terrifying feats, she's got a heart of gold and is as kind, caring, loving, and gentle as could be. Sandworms perfect the terrifying monster/kind girl dichotomy better than any other species in MGE.

>>40029664
>>40029705
Kinda weird when you think about it vampires are infamously weak to crosses but tend to be designed with crosses in their european mansions or clothes and accessories.

hello writer anons. i've only published one monster girl related story, and i'm stuck for my next one. how do you open them? i can never get anything that feels right.

>>40029798
>>40029798
Yeah it is weird but i think its to be a wolf in sheeps clothing

>>40029705
Inverted crosses aren't satanic either. It's just a symbol of the papacy as Peter, the first pope, was crucified upside down as he did not see himself fit to be executed in the same manner of Jesus. But yes indeed, this vamp is a good church-going lady who seeks a lifelong marriage and wants to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, while holding hands of course.

>>40029705
>>40029798

>>40029836
I know that and it was fun tp think about symbols may change meaning and maybe findin a vampire who wears an inverted rosary as a nun since she thinks shes not worthy to be a sister due to her urges

The bigger the vampire, the more blood she'll require.
Smaller is better.

>>40029913
There is also a delightful shame in being dominated by a bratty loli

>>40029913
And I'll happily provide of course, just gotta get the neverfainter perk as well as the never-ending bleed charm

I can't be foxed, ill never be foxed.

>>40029913
>>40029927
They are more dangerous de arinsu~

>>40029913
but i want to get absolutely fucking drained. to the point were a faint, and a lot of aftercare is needed.

Hello, cute Order Paladins~
Say "Hello" to my little friend!

>>40023903

>>40025042
i desire large assed women.

>>40025063
desu, i have a feeling if monsters were real i would get really spiteful with how powerful they are and how they the grace of destiny to always triumph.

Do you like girls with a little bit of a happy trail?

>>40030275
I desire large assed little girls.

>>40030199
Wait Druella...I'm here to fuck (and marry) not to fight...

>>40030301
i like when the eyes are fully hidden by hair, also for that i feel like it would have looked a bit nicer with like more fur on the line

>>40030293
spite is the most human feeling we have

>>40030293
I wouldnt, I would actually love to be trained to be a stronger person by a monster

>>40030373
spite won't hold up as she rapes superpowers into you

>>40030373
id argue its love but go off

>>40030305
I see you are a gentleman of refined tastes as well.

>>40030393
women don't feel love so spite is the emotion that bridges gender differences.
And I think a lot of people would be understandably angry if monsters that were super strong and could do magic suddenly appeared and started randomly raping people.
Probably a little scared when all those people who got raped admitted to enjoying it and said everyone should get raped. That's sci fi horror right there.

>>40030416
I don't think I would engage with them if they were real. As sour as it sounds it's better for me if they are not real.

>>40029654
I like some rough and mean looking monsters that are actually huge softies.

>>40030305

>>40030412

>>40029705
The word?

>>40030430
KC already said they're going to seek out the basement dwelling shutins first because all that built up lust and sadness really gets them off.

>>40030416
fucking hell, who hurt you?

>>40030199
Man, these eldritch chaos transformations really are something else.

>>40030482
a woman. It's also why I find submissive women scary.

>>40029804
I stew on it until insiration strikes, even if its enough to only write 2K

>>40030498
Rekt.

>>40030416
This us getting a bit on the r9k bro

>>40030481
>Monsters open the portals
>Magic becoming real on the world means a lot of NEETS become Wizards, even Archwizards, instantly.
>The first days of the Maou invasion become a secret war as High level monsters attempt to corner the new Wizard market before the grunts come in force.
>>40030497
That Black Slime ball they use as flying chair can take many shapes.

>tfw I like both impractically large girls and itty bitty lolis, but not at the same time i.e. no oppai loli thanks
Thank goodness the Sabbath pioneered temporary-tf potions.

>>40030568
I would sell out humanity for MGs in a heartbeat.

>>40030551
I don't think most men can either since I've spent too much time watching rabid social media users wish death upon each other at the drop of a hat so in reality I've got regular old misanthropy. I've just more personal experience with women being insane.

>>40030586
>I would sell out humanity for MGs in a heartbeat.
Based.

These threads are getting close to being 10 years old

>>40030481
How they do that without being noticed?

>>40030624
How indeed.

>>40030586
True, but you wouldn´t be selling humanity.You would be testing your newfound ability to blast holes on walls, shoot fireballs, and blink objects back to your basement on the chicken tenders freezer in Wal-mart at 3 am, when an Archdemon would present herself to stall your quest for infinite tendies to make you sign a paper.

>>40030624
Worry, not my autism can scare away any woman. I know this from experience.

>>40030618
Sometimes I wonder which number these would be on now if people kept count like katawa generals.

>>40030637
If that paper doesn't bind me to a Hellhound she's gonna have to try a bit harder.

>>40023903

>>40030654
sabbath is best at magic so they're gonna be the ones to track wizards down the fastest.
If you don't want a loli wife you best start fortifying fort wizard for the great waifu wars.

>>40030647
Good thing mamono aren't women, they're more than that. Simple autism will only make them want you harder.

>>40030686
Massiv hell wife is non-negotiable.
If she wants to go loli form sometimes that’s fine, but I cannot go without the BIG.

>>40030416
>women dont feel love
you doing ok? need to have a chat?

This is a reminder that the true purpose of a man is to happily serve as a vampire’s servant.

I'm surprised KC relies on patreon so much. All it would take is someone telling them about his loli art for them to demand he deleted it all of his twitter and site or lose his account.

>>40030802
twitter doesn't care they only say they care in the west

>>40030777
but the nice lady at the village told me this garlic necklace would keep me safe

>>40030816
That will slow a vampire down but it won't stop her. You have to hammer your wood into her to finish her off.

>>40030777
Just for that I'm going to turn some proud noble vampire into my servant

>>40030777
counterargument

>>40030777
Haha... your a funny guy anon, once she taste my O- blood she'll become my slave.

>>40030855
Sinky, lame, no good beings that disrespect their moms. They really should appreciate everything their moms do for them.

>>40030879
i dont think you can enslave something that leeches your strength to survive

>>40030777
Yes

>>40030891
Then my dick will do the job.

>>40030898
i highly doubt that

>>40030891
she needs my blood. surely she can work a bit to get it, right? it's not like my blood is free.

>>40030838
>>40030879
lol
lmao

>>40030905
Well yeah, but once she gets it, you're not going to have much power over her, will you? Its not like your half-empty ass will be in good condition. Plus, whats stopping her from just taking it?

Age regression punishment to put dumb cheeky human that doesn’t understand his fragility in his place. Jaywalking is a serious risk that could easily lead a human to death, even three weeks of rape correction would be a slap in the wrist compared to the severity of the danger.

>>40030911
Hasumi is hot!

I like just about every monstergirl except for a handful, I don't have a waifu. Does this mean I'll end up claimed by the first monstergirl that trips over me?

>>40028736
this is one of my favourites

>>40030924
Too big
Too fat
Too angel
>>40030937
Or multiple that fit your vague criteria. You will wake up with an entire neighborhood married to you