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Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:02:08 2009 No.4002035 [Reply] [Original]

Open your fridge in middle of night and found this. Your move?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:03:08 2009 No.4002040 <Good>

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:03:08 2009 No.4002037 i'd ask how that japanese loli got in my fridge, where all the food went, and why she's dressed in a cirno outfit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:03:08 2009 No.4002046 According to a doujin, the proper move is tender love and preparing to fight Yukari. ... I just realized the sequel to that doujin might be out this comiket. That would be AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:03:08 2009 No.4002044 Eat her out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:03:08 2009 No.4002045 Wake up

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:04:08 2009 No.4002048 Help her into dryer clothes.

>>	GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Tue Dec 29 05:04:08 2009 No.4002051 "I don't know why you threw my food out, you crazy bitch, but damned if I'm not gonna take it outta your ass. BEND OVER!!!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:04:08 2009 No.4002053 Ask her why she was sweating in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:04:08 2009 No.4002054 I thought most people have ice cubes in their fridge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:06:08 2009 No.4002058 BITCH!! DID YOU PEE ON MY FRIDGE!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:06:08 2009 No.4002059 Panic, because dead bodies I hide there have disappeared.

>>	nya~ !nyarr0V42k Tue Dec 29 05:07:08 2009 No.4002063 to shut the door

Kooh !9WUSc85B6o Tue Dec 29 05:07:08 2009 No.4002064

what an inaccurate picture.

Cirno doesn't need to stay in a cold place such as the fridge, she radiates cold air around herself year-round.

the picture indicates that she is getting all hot and sweaty/is melting so she seeked refuge inside your fridge.

silly artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:09:08 2009 No.4002070 [X[ Cook eggs for her, I promised, didn't I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:09:08 2009 No.4002074 Sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:09:08 2009 No.4002071 >>4002064 Personal interpretation: Cirno got thirsty and went looking for something to drink. Accidentally trapping herself in the fridge, she ended up wetting herself. CASE CLOSED

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:10:08 2009 No.4002076 I don't know. I think I'd have to give Derek a call and get his input.

>>	GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Tue Dec 29 05:11:08 2009 No.4002079 >>4002064 >Getting butthurt over a drawing that doesn't accurately depict the lore of little witch girls. I thought I left /co/ for a minute there...

SHINGO☆ !gLG4xOuNSE Tue Dec 29 05:11:08 2009 No.4002081

>>4002035

Okay, first of all, that fridge can't even close, so she's been sitting their in your fridge, door wide open, and wasting your electricity. What's even worse is that she's pissing all over your fridge and kitchen floor. My move? Domestic violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:11:08 2009 No.4002082 [x] Introduce her to pancakes. No pun intended.

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Tue Dec 29 05:11:08 2009 No.4002083 You guys are missing the point, the dividers are missing in your fridge now. If anything that would piss me off to no end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:12:08 2009 No.4002086 >>4002083 Cirno for only the price of dividers in my fridge? Works for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:12:08 2009 No.4002090 >>4002064 >radiate >cold haha no, she sucks in heat. if she was too hot she'd go in a fridge like anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:13:08 2009 No.4002093 doesn't exist get a real gf losers...

>>	Surtic !!Wzibuz8tB+B Tue Dec 29 05:13:08 2009 No.4002094 Calmly and carefully ask why she is in there, then offer to feed her, offer my bathroom, and finally provide a place for her to sleep that night. We'd then go frog hunting the next day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:14:08 2009 No.4002100 >>4002079 She's a fairy, not a witch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:14:08 2009 No.4002104 The answer is in the pic. "TEA TIME"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:20:08 2009 No.4002125 >>4002093 well said bro hahahaha these guys will probably never get laid.

>>	SHINGO☆ !gLG4xOuNSE Tue Dec 29 05:22:08 2009 No.4002138 >>4002090 i got her hot everynight in bed >:)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:23:08 2009 No.4002142 Help her, Maybe dry her clothes and then realise that I died and went to heaven or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:24:08 2009 No.4002144 >>4002046 What doujin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:24:08 2009 No.4002146 >>4002142 You will never go to heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:26:08 2009 No.4002151 File: 25 KB, 358x512, 1261562311159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4002125 neither will you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:26:08 2009 No.4002152 File: 124 KB, 569x750, d69deb2d46e9d4ee3c508bd8eab2a3003dc0d2e4..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remove all those baggy clothes from her upper body and give her something to help her cool down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:27:08 2009 No.4002156 You know realize that Cirno won't actually be that size since she's a fairy and will be about the same size as a butterfly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:32:08 2009 No.4002182 >>4002156 A butterfly is fine, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:33:08 2009 No.4002187 >>4002156 No, I just realize you didn't read much (if at all) of Touhou publications.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 05:34:08 2009 No.4002189 File: 573 KB, 1096x721, 20090117sy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4002146 Why would I want to? Heaven sucks. Suika agrees.

>>	Surtic !!Wzibuz8tB+B Tue Dec 29 05:34:08 2009 No.4002194 >>4002156 i don't think that reasoning applies for touhou. (isn't she about half the size of the other girls in one of the fighters?)

>>	⑨ !WVuGB2ojkY Tue Dec 29 06:07:08 2009 No.4002354 File: 156 KB, 675x1024, 1261875546817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you found me! Here take this! 2 day's old hamburger throw attack!

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Tue Dec 29 06:11:08 2009 No.4002374 >>4002194 I'm sure 3 feet of ice fairy can accept 7 inches of my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 06:11:08 2009 No.4002382 >>4002374 Does it matter? オナホ妖精

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 06:17:08 2009 No.4002414 >>4002374 Cirno only has two feet. Okuu should have three, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 06:18:08 2009 No.4002425 File: 496 KB, 1500x1046, satori1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4002414

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 06:26:08 2009 No.4002466 File: 33 KB, 425x319, hatsworth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4002104 >TEA TIME

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 06:38:08 2009 No.4002516 File: 279 KB, 764x431, 1258733421460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4002466

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