/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It happened again

>>40008675
this one was first

>>40008685
oh well, I always doublecheck just before posting, but this time I was faster, and the other Anon probly just pressed post without checking

You lot don goofed.


>>40008675
Need a banshee with huge breasts that keeps thinking I'm going to molest her chest just to have her ears molested.

need me an army harpy wife

>>40008748
It's not thee end of the world since the post time shows that it's a mistake and the other one will just fall off the board

>>40008755
Oh, I know that much.
Its just that we risk a greater chance of some autisic native coming screaming in.

mge game didn't update today.
I was really hoping it would.

>>40008804
Stop the hopium anon, MGE game is a hoax.

>>40008685
>>40008712
The image took a long time to submit, no bully.

Whoever that anon was saying a small atlach is better because a big one will damage your reproductive patch, wouldn't it not make a difference? surely the spider you become will match her shape?

>>40008804
>be subscribed to KC's patreon for 12 months
>exactly zero updates to the game during that time
almost Monster Girl Island tier at this point

>40008860
why did you run away the last time when Anons started spamming lewds?
are you afraid of titty?
are you gay?

It's Wight Girl Summer

>>40008864
It's not nice to bully Alps

>>40008695
The other one is gachashit as OP so the real thread is an obvious answer

>>40008888
>Run shirtless past a wight during daily run
>She just casually 'claws' you, catches your body, and walks off with you
Its cheating I say, cheating!

Man I need a Shikibus wife...

>>40008897
Alps are ok, I would gladly bully them with my dick

>>40008919
>snuff
cringe and gay

>>40008930
i refuse to belive the dark tatction is an alp

>>40008936
Without the snuff of course.
I just find them hot...
I want to be drained without dying.

>>40008888
>Wight Supremacy posting
>Get quad 8's

Hail Victory

>>40008919
everyone needs a shikibus. Or a shikifox.

Summer fashions!

>>40008888
>>40008980
>tfw no wight sugar mama

>>40008897
I wouldn’t mind getting a gyaru Alp gf.

>>40008967
Same. Energy drain is hot, death is not. Unless a certain species is involved.
Its especially good when theres aftercare involved, or something during it to keep your strength up. Eg, milk, some kind of venom, etc.

I LOVE DRUELLA!

>>40008992
Which is better? A Wight you married as a Zombie, or an OG Wight you married later in her unlife?

Need paranoid radical news rat gf to force me to listen to the hypnotic radio stations of the royal makai

>>40009018
the latter in m IMO

Forgot pic

>>40008951
It's in the Demon Lord book

>>40009025
>THE NUKIS ARE IN THE BREAD ANON, CAN'T YOU SEE IT?

>>40009000
>Its especially good when theres aftercare involved
Indeed, glad to see I'm not the only with that kind of kink.

>>40008951
My headcanon is Alps are just tomboy succs who like to eat pizza and play split-screen

>>40009034
Mountain dew claws lmao

>>40009056
>Your zombie transforms into a Modern-day Wight with a sporty disposition
>Demands you take her to Taco Bell for the latest meme item to fuel her baha-blast-flavored spirit claws

>”Huh? You thought I was one of those Zipangese Tanooki gals?”
>”Hahahahahaha! You idjit I’m full 100 percent Ozark Raccoon!”
>”W-what this about missing trash? I-I don’t know what you’re talking about man!”

>>40009036
OBJECTION!
There is nothing saying that the textbook dark tactiation is an alp.
when they talk about alps, there talking about that one dude that got alped and that there are more alps when she's in involved in battle. but
That and shea (pic related) are the alps, but the textbook one could be a clean female and i choose to beleive that

>>40009000
Look I can understand her being lonely hut trapping a man until he dies is a bit extreme

>>40009121
*and after he dies
no escape, but monster mana works wonders so its an eternity with the one you love the most

shog

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26976622?view_adult=true

>>40009146
sex

>>40009054
>pussy without all the woman faggotry that comes with it
KC is so based that he can even turn mental illness into something good

>>40009146
Shogchamp. Shoggers, even.

See a club decide to go in, see this.
What you guys do?

>>40009018
The latter + were already lovers early in her unlife

>>40009146
>>40009154
>>40009175
Is a Shoggoth warm or cool to the touch? All the glowy bits makes me think warm.

>>40009111
Alps are clean females

>>40008675
Undead lands are plentiful with big tiddy gfs.

>>40009176
awkwardly stand in some corner and try to figure out what am I even doing there

>>40009018
I’d pick the zombie turning into a Wight only if she transforms like a sailor moon scout

>>40009155
I won't lie, I'd take my girly girl succ GF to the fabric store and watch Supernatural while she crocheted

>>40009197
"cleaned" females more like

>>40009194
I imagine they can control their temperature. Cool in the summer, warm and toasty in the winter.

>>40009197
Correct

>>40009208
More like a Digimon evolving into her next form, I'd imagine

>Automaton gf insists you undergo a transformation sequence every time you two "Merge"

Wonder if Cursed Armor does that too

>>40008675

>>40009200
Amazing how someone drawing a different face or body shape can make a 'meh' girl go to an 8 or 9/10

Bros what is your take on Gargoyles?

>>40009250
Underrated

>>40009249
Extra smooth fox ass

>>40009146
I take back what I said. This is not shogchamp or shoggers, this is sad.

>>40009155
anons here don't think about how monster girls are still girls

>>40009250
They are for spraying lewd and offensive graffiti on

>>40009054
I don’t mind the transformation thing because it clears up a huge issue with that whole situation, because if they can biologically become what they’re most happiest in, then why not be happy for them? I would actually be kinda flattered if some coworker of mine switched genders because she was on that fence and I made her go full tilt.

>>40009194
>>40009216

Shog is based of Mountains of Morning and The Thing, right? They'd be hot, almost too hot I'd think, since they live in an Arctic/Deep Sea environment.

Although I always imagine Shoggy as slightly cool to the touch, maybe a tad warmer than Dark Slime. I think she'd probably regulate her temperature to be perfect for Mastah based on his temperament or preference. Although a Feral Shog would probably be a moist, stifling hot slime cavern by default

>>40009250
Good but the night/day gimmick is rough unless you live in a permanight zone or have wives that make you active at night.

>>40009286
In lovecraft a shoggoth was basically like biological utility fog, so I'd be suprised if they couldn't change it.

>>40009202
just to suffer

>>40008675

>>40009250
Can all statues be monsterized? Because I want to fug Veiled Truth by Corradini

https://twistedsifter.com/2014/11/veiled-figures-carved-out-of-marble-by-antonio-corradini/

>>40009295
>Calling your Shog a Von Neumann cloud is considered dirty talk

>>40009355
>non euclidian slut

>>40009330
>Miss Gargoyle, a former statue of the Chief God who, thanks to a drop of rapture, turned into a mamono. She now lives happily with her husband.

>Going into debt to the mofukuza because I am shit at gambling
>forced to choose between life as a mofu brushing slave or becoming husband to a low level associate fox

>>40009376
>mofu brushing slave or becoming husband
>or
How slutty

>>40009250
>I want to molest one while she's in statue form
>they would make for pretty good lolis

>>40009250
I like them a lot. The only issue I have is what morning comes while you're fucking in a not-so-well-hidden area?

>>40009367
>Re-enacting JC and the Universal Constructor while Shoggy wears a purple Hard Hat

How do I write a harem story? Do I do a chapter for each girl?

>>40009388
Either choice will leave you brushing mofu, the husband option at least leaves you with some dignity, only having to brush one fox's mofu.

>>40009421
do i get to choose the fox?

>>40008804
Why today exactly?

>>40009370
Based, I wanna find a stern and haughty government building Statue and make her honest
>>40009407
I like the idea of having to meet your gargoyle gf for late-night dates during the courting period, and then she gradually is able to endure the sun as she gets more mana

Also, having a girl that you have to go somewhere to meet with is kinda neat

>>40009136
I would rather be with Shog, like her
>>40009146

>>40009329
>Whoa

>>40009250
For being used while they're stuck as a statue.
Then they can hunt you down and turn the tables.

>>40009421
You would think that, but
>Day one of mofu brushing slave
>Carried off by a fox because "I like him" and married shortly thereafter

>>40009420
do an anthology with different couples instead

>>40009429
Nope, you lost that option when you go into debt. She will be a fox associated to the Mofukuza that hasn't made a name for herself yet, your job is to help her rise to her potential so you by proxy rise as well

>>40008930
Finally a man with taste in this thread

alp wife will
>play video games
>drink beer
>not talk about clothes and gossip
>already know you want to watch romance movies
>have a cool motorbike

>>40009485
Time to be the most obnoxious mahjong player I know I can be.
>when in doubt, Pon

>>40009485
>Get assigned to a low level grunt in the mofukuza
>She realizes that (you) will always be in danger due to the nature of her work
>For your safety, she needs to get out of this life
>But that would mean leaving the mofukuza
>And you don't just leave the mofukuza

>>40009561
Can't non alp wives also do that?

Hags deserve love too!

>>40009465
This but with the gargoyle seeking you out to get a proper manhandling in full living form.

>>40008675
Spoil the hebi wife

>>40009594
in the same way that human women could, yes.

>>40009561
>>already know you want to watch romance movies
I don't like fiction where romance is the goal from the get go as much as when it's in something that didn't set out to do romance and isn't the focus but the romance occurs organically.

something about the way those kitsune look at me
it's untrustworthy

>>40009670
I just want to be swept off my feet by cute females.

What oddly specific monster girl related fantasy do you have?

>>40009808
Be careful anon

>>40009176
time to go fishing for fishies

>>40009832
Non-holst monster girl dairy populated with girls acquired through 'monster hunting'

>>40009832
non-wonderland monsters having domain over dream world due to how ancient they are, e.g. eldritch dragon zombie

>>40009854
For

>>40009888
Try to not die.

>>40009832
Becoming the chief to a p'orcer tribe. Being worshiped like a god-king. Living in a p'orcer stronghold built out of an old mansion, refurbished p'orcer style but with modern amenities. Almost completely self-sufficient. Drowning in p'orcer pussy, many wives.

>>40009832
Wrestling a dragon girl while dressed up as Ultraman.

>>40009916
Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity.

>>40009832
Getting forced into a khepri harem, getting a few anubis advisor wifes, then meeting up with other anons to form a desert federation to challenge the pharaohs.
We shall call ourselves the tomb kings.

>>40009832
getting drugged and raped by several march hares after going to a wonderland club/bar

>>40009832
Having a high status monster girl wife that will give me some power and help me changes things.
Mostly to achieve my goals such as changing every human women into mamonos
Also sex, and did I say sex? because also sex with my hot wife.

>>40009832
riding around on a spider, beetle, or crab

I wanna spend forever joined with a jubjub. Never separating, only when nature absolutely demands it and for hygiene.

>>40009561
Snowy Owl Mage

>>40009832
Tonguejobs from any monstergirl with a long tongue

>>40010051
What about french kisses with long tongue?

>>40009832
Teacher thighjob spanking

>>40009832
Making out specifically with a tall and very muscular monster.

>>40009832
Dressing a monster in a skintight latex suit, downing a bottle of tentacle potion, and fucking her through the suit.

>>40010063
yes

>>40009832
degenerate harem of monsters with tail-pussies or pseudo tail pussies (like a slime variant, or jabberwocks)

>>40010179
Have a slime girl go into the tail pussy.

>>40010179
Patrician Taste.

>Micro sandworm pocket pussies.
>The more you cum in them, the bigger they get
>Starts off the size of a flashlight
>Can get as big as 4-5 semi-trucks
It's in this way that they're introduced into areas in which they are not native, Soon we will take over the universe, so that people all over the world have a chance to marry or just become friends with sandworms!

>>40010186
>>40010195
Just imagining the soft feeling of being held close by a demure cake manticore, head shoved between her breasts as she gently combs through your hair with her claws, tail pussy milking away at you as you are consumed by bliss and a feeling of immense safety, regarded as a treasure by this immense kitty.

>>40009832
Intense petting.
Additional details are private.

>>40010295
I like the idea that the sandworms suck the penises of sleeping men for food

Although I fail to see how a truck sized sandworm would be able to eat enough semen to grow any larger - let alone how it would perform fellatio...

Also, how tight would the mouth and suction of this sandworm be?

>>40010318
Man, those are strong monsters.

>>40010318
PUFFY

CUTE
U
T
E

>>40010324
relax, mamonomana ensures your dick and balls' size would adjust to her needs

>>40010324
The girl inside stops growing when she becomes the size of an adult human female. Her outer body keeps growing to what I mentioned before. The mana from copulation eventually enters a feedback loop once the husband incubizes. Incubizations occurs rather quickly. At which point, they slowly get stronger and stronger. To reach her full size though, very slow process, but it happens over the course of hundreds of years, sometimes even thousands.

Worms are very skilled. Don't worry about their abilities. Just enjoy.

>>40010369
intertwined tails are in fact lewd.

TURTLES
we need a sage turtle, one that gives good advice and

>>40009250
i like to think they sometimes carry their pedestal around with them

>>40009250
Liked the show
Got kind of weird towards the end.

>>40010295
Never buy suspicious sex toys from danuki merchants

>>40010437
Always buy suspicious things from danukis. Gotcha!

>>40008748
Need a banshee who's tits are so swollen, her nipples cry tears of milk

>>40010463
I feel you, such an undead would need to be treasured, teased, and knocked up.

>>40010390
How would the husband eat? How would he get food! Does she share her energy with him?

dead is better

>>40009202
>hey there big boy, you gonna be a wallflower all night, or would you like to dance with me?

>>40009832
Having a hellhound girlfriend that's very aggressive in bed and makes me say degrading things about being a weak slut for hellhound pussy. But outside of sex she's very gentle, supportive, and overly lovey dovey.

>>40010494
holy shit, now thats the type of noble undead I might want to buy me as a slave

>"What is your name?"
>"My name is anon."
>sucks his cock
>"Your name is TOM."
>"What is your name, boy?"

>>40009000
Screw it just give me the wisp I wanna be with a wife forever

>>40009832
Having a harem of multiple pairs of momsters and their daughters, and getting each pair pregnant at the same time

>>40010532
?

>>40010536
https://youtu.be/1CpJpGF8lS8?t=25

>>40010532
I thought this lady really wanted to give me a spare GPU she had and now I'm stuck in a sex dungeon, what the fuck bros

>>40010545
did you get the GPU?

>>40010532
This is a strange monster, Anon just told her his name

>>40010535
>"Oh this reminds me so much of the time I was pregnant with you! You were such a tickler!"
>"Mooooooooom pleeeease, your embarrassing me, and the babies"

>>40010532
Anon

>>40010502
>Look away
>Mutter "can't dance"
>Lean harder into the wall, check phone
I have years of experience at this.

>>40010545
She gave me an AMD radeon R9 380 2 gb

>>40010571
We have a professional here.

>>40009176
go to the bar and intentionally get roofied, only to be taken home by a desperate, too thick hellhound that jumped at the opportunity (whether they made it or not) for someone to "protect"

>>40010571
>she looks worried
>"Wwwell is dancing isn't your speed, what about a drink?"

>>40010571
We had a story where a phantom didn't take no for an awnser and pull anon to dance

>>40010494
Those veins...me want to breed.

>>40009176
See if the music is good, if it is, get as much monster drugs as I can, and take them one by one, and drink a bunch of fucking alchol and see what happens when I wake up in the morning

>>40010628
I can't dance

>>40010628
I have to be pretty wasted to dance

>>40009176
>See a club decide to go in
Not me, not ever

>>40010597
>CC Hellhound spikes anon’s drink because fuck it she’ll try anything at this point
>but once he’s clearly out of it her desire to protect kicks in
Granted, the end result of her hauling him off to her place is more or less the same. Just with a very different attitude than expected.

>>40010597
Glad to see I'm not the only one who for some reason wants to get roofied.

>>40010841
When you can't decide on your favorite girl and want the decision to be taken away from you.

>>40009176
Remember why I don't visit bars or clubs, then go home.

>>40010835
>my dark elf friend said this was a sure fire way to nab a husband, here goes nothing
>hey, he looks cute. Bottoms up handsome
>wow, I think it's already working!
>oh Gods, it's working, and too hard
>Fuck, this guy is having the worst night of his life, he's trying so hard to stay up
>Damn it, fucking dark elves and their dirty tricks! This is obscene!
>okay sir, your coming with me, no more tricks
>how embarrassing, not only can I not find a husband, now everyone at the bar thinks I'm a low life
>there, all strapped in. You're sleeping on my bed and I'll make you breakfast. Sorry about all this

>>40010829

>>40009485
just having a husband will put her above 1/3 the organization at least so not that difficult

>>40010491
worm milk

>>40010893
petit cheshire feet

>>40010893
Now these are feet made for footjobs

>>40010880
Why dont you?

Trying to make a scarecrow girl. Can't draw for shit, but I'm trying to make a basic profile of them. Any ideas? So far I've got that they're constructs that are either actual scarecrows brought to life or a dark mage experiment gone wrong. They have hats, and make people who go for walks at night vanish.

>>40010880
>try to turn 180 degrees and walk away
>suddenly some cute girl practically drags you in
>want to shake her off and leave at first
>but she smells so nice for some reason
>and she's so pretty
>and she doesn't look at you as if you were walking garbage, but rather as if you were the tastiest meal in the world
Reminder that with monster girls, not even (You) can prevent you from having a good time

real women wear boots

>>40010911

>>40010948
>he didn't turn 360

>>40010934
Being unattractive and no social skills.
>>40010948
It'd feel weird, but if I did fall for her, I'd prefer we go somewhere else.

>>40010962
God I wish a chad-shire cat would slap my ass with those paws.

>>40010965
He's not smooth enough to moonwalk.

>>40008888
I prefer White Girl Summer

>>40010960
But not panties?

>>40010976
the effort is what counts

Jiangshi enjoyer rise up

>>40010966
>I'd prefer we go somewhere else.
Don't worry, she's a regular there. She knows just the quiet corner where you two can get to know each other better, MUCH better.

Can't I just drink alone and watch others dance in the club?

>>40011041
Drinking with someone is more fun, imagine how much more fun it would be with a monster girl

What TV shows would probably exist in a MG run society? Would there still be terribly scripted “reality shows”? Would the streaming medium still be as large as it is today? Would animation finally be looked upon as an actual medium and not just for children?

>>40011098
There would definitely be a massive uptick in romance shows and movies.

>>40009176
Vibe out to the music, find something interesting and draw it, maybe order some oni milk

>>40008675
I bet the cemetery in Hagville is filled with all these too thicc Banshees and other undead that constantly get stuck in their coffins.

>>40011098
>it's another rerun of "My Ushi Sisters"

>>40011098
>the stalker
>druellawatch
>baphomet and holstaur
>hags on holiday
>two and a half lolis
>I'm a paladin get me out of here!

>>40011063
Drinking with a monster just sounds like a shortcut to waking up with a hangover in said monster's bed

>>40011146
>baphomet and holstaur
That's just a Gazer and Wock ripoff

>>40011098
I'd imagine monsters would make things less corporate, soulless and repetitive. Otherwise, I'd imagine it'd stay about the same.

>>40011110
more

I'm going to confess my love and devotion to the local Mon Nun that I've known my whole life!
Wish me luck, 4mon!

No ship shall pass her territory without paying the "man tax".

>>40011171
>mass influx of “nuns” roaming around

>>40011110
Everyone always talks about slobbery doggirl kisses when lamias are the real threat

>>40011142
>My Ushi Sisters
>it’s just a really dense Anon that’s stumbles his way through his sisters attempts to rape him into a crater

>>40011187
and that's why I make sure my ships are always crewed with married sailors, that way I can make sure they never get stopped

>>40011187
She said a ship, not a person swimming

>>40011242
Then go ahead.
Pay no heed to any stalkers waiting for you to pass out from exhaustion.

>>40011242
Very funny, hope you won't mind being brought closer so that she can hear more of your jokes.

I got the perfect solution so pesky angels stop nagging us: violate the angels… in the ass!

Imagine getting married to the monster babysitter who took care of you when you were younger

Imagine losing to a monster because she showed you simple, genuine affection lol, couldn't be me haha

>>40011251
>pass out in what I think is sea kelp
>>40011260
What’s kraken, Ursula?

>>40011146
>the stalker
I hope this is just a yandere's live recordings of her following her beloved around like she's Steve Irwin. She peaks into his windows, breaks into his house, steals his dirty underwear, does reviews on all the things she's collected from him, constantly rambles on about how cute he is going about his daily life, and sometimes tries to suck him off while he's asleep. The series finale is when he finally finds out about the show and it becomes a chase where she uses her fan's hints to chase him down and rape him into marriage once and for all.

>>40011306
Calling a kraken Ursula is a surefire way to be angrily raped. They would HATE her.

>>40011098
"Virgins", a reality show about the daily lives of men who live in majority monster girl areas but haven't found or constantly avoid love. It's considered to be one of the most depressing shows on air, but has a dedicated "where are they now?" following.
There are some theories that it's run by an agent of Eros to try and further the cause of true love, but that's ridiculous.

On the more fun side, there's The Unearther, a pseudo-matchmaking show where an archaeologist takes on a human assistant as they unearth buried ruins and plunder the treasure. She then "accidentally" unseals whatever was sealed there or awakens the guardians, letting her (un)fortunate assistant deal with the fallout while she escapes with all the gold as "payment for services rendered".

>>40011313
>its a damn bunyip

>>40011142
Could be worse, could be more Space Outlaw Anon

>>40011350
Really wish ShogTV hadn't cancelled Thief anon...

>>40011098
I mostly just watch sports and the Anti-gravity League

>>40011098
Monsters love watching shows about cute boys doing cute things

>>40011300
I refused to get level 1'd.

>>40011328
>The Unearther
Absolutely has to be staged.
I refuse to believe that she can keep finding guys clueless enough to pop all the seals on some ancient forgotten shrine.
>dude trust me it’s over a millennia old there’s no way there’s anything living in there
And they fall for it every time.

>Anon desperately wants to keep playing videogames but his teenager neighbors try to keep getting him go to the beach with them

>>40011409
>Help! I’m a NEET in Tomboy Town!
>coming this fall

>>40011300
>role_reversal.jpg
But that's not role reversal, that's the natural order

Do you guys think there'd be a monster equivalent to impractical jokers?

>>40011398
Too late anon, the nice village Holst just gave you a warm hug

>>40011423
No, you see, the reversal comes in the fact that a raiju is touching (you) instead of touching herself

>>40011409
Does he not have locks on his doors?

>>40011449
They keep getting in, he just stopped trying.

>>40011449
it's 23 degrees out anon, every window and door in the house is open

>>40011409
>year 20XX
>portals open
>after all the hornyposting on 4chan, for some reason you prefer to continue wasting your life playing games or shitposting
>problem is, your monsterized neighbors won't leave you alone
>hags constantly asking for help with tech, leaving you wondering who the hell keeps so many nude pictures of themselves right on the desktop
>younger girls using any opportunity to hit on you, forcing you to order groceries with delivery unless you want to deal with 5 lesser succubi gluing onto you when you go shopping
>even your mother seems to be against you and keeps setting up odd scenarios where you somehow end up being locked in a room with her friend's daughter
>but you don't have time for all this shit, the factory must grow

>>40011487
Maybe he should invest in AC then

Many a human has made this mistake.

>>40011407
It probably is, but those ruins also usually have enough treasure to set someone up for life. Not every single assistant gets raped, sometimes they go home just fine. And sometimes the big bag of ancient gold coins gives the archaeologist a thumbs-up when he turns his back.
Yeah, it's probably staged, but the show's still given a lot of people an interest in treasure hunting, which has been a huge boon for the ancient evil community.

>>40011409
Perhaps the JS neighbours would have more luck inviting Anon to the beach

>>40011504
I ain't made of money anon, an open window will do just fine

>>40011548
>be admitted to hospital for a broken bone
>nothing too serious, just hurts like hell
>be assigned a nurse
>a hellhound nurse
>she seems to have formed a connection with you the moment she entered the room
>she refuses to leave your side
>watches over you while you sleep in your hospital bed
>even growls when your unicorn doctor enters the room

>>40011496
I'd try to play hard too like him

>>40011580
I want to see a therapy Hellhound

>>40011654
I want to see the rapy hellhound.

>>40011580
>"oh relax you big baby. at least im not dr. bicorn"

>>40011670
Guys why did Dr. Bicorn set up what looks like a price list outside of my hospital room

>>40011654
>>40011668
It's the same hound

>>40011548
love this picture. the most holdable paw in existence.

>>40011594
I'd be hard until I see a loli. Then I'd be really hard

>>40011701
needs more pawbeans but otherwise i agree

>>40011867
AHHHH EROTIC DRAGON!!!

>>40011867
What's she grillin'?

>>40011906
begone, snowhag, summer is here!

>>40011915
That's exactly why we need her. She's a cum powered ac.

>>40011946
>imagine being this weak
lol fucking scrub

>>40011098
There'd be some HGTV-style 90 day fiancee show where they find men who've had a horrible/traumatic time in normal human society, match them up with a MG, and track the relationship highs, lows, and healing

Which monster gives the best headpats?

>>40012024
krampus

>>40011548
>she can cauterize the bleeds just by holding them long enough

>>40011915
i'm ready

>>40011701
But I want the paws to hold me.
Fuzzy human hands are just wasted opportunity.

Please marry desperate, loyal military mares

>>40012061
Will do.
Gonna make her a brood mare.

>>40012061
Get them all pregnant so they can't deploy

>>40009832
My wight wife using her claws to put a whole new spin on the 'little death'

Hey anyone got a way to wash zap weasel fluids off clothes? I came back home to find a zap weasel masturbating and using all my clothes

>>40012061
I'll think about it.

>>40012209
old maids in those ribbed sweaters is so damn good

>>40012199
Kiki gets such funny ideas sometimes.

>>40012199
Si

In monsterland you don't play with dolls. Dolls play with you.

>>40012228
You could just squeeze the milk out of them

>finally decide to play a certain 6-year-old game
>hmm I wonder what mods there are
>pic
I can't escape fluffy tails. They stalk me wherever I go.

>>40012024
Trolls for optimum hand size and motherly nature
Bogey for softness of hand and mental healing
Automaton could have special head pat attachments for best scalp massage
Wight could use her claw to literally make you cum from headpats

>>40012340
I wish to buy all the cursed artifacts from this fox.
I'm sure nothing will go wrong

>>40012318
you just could, but that would be rube
>>40012311
Im just imagining a small citystate that has only dolls and doll verisons of monster girls, the ruler, a lilim called the Doll Mother since shes made all the dolls by hand herself since she was so lonely and without no one to care for. SHe was a doll herself as well, And she made all the archetypes, the doll mages, the doll nuns, the doll villagers. But still not a single man has came to this city, not until you arrived.
You thought you were so clever, painting the mouth lines of the dolls and the joint lines as well

>>40012379
What could possibly be risky about purchasing a relic that "brings good fortune" from a monster?
Never mind that they don't really mention HOW it works.

I just have a brilliant idea for a bogie/ living doll hybrid, The marionette. Not only she is big and has those big hands, Her strings can attach to you and she can use you like her namesake, taking away both your way to escape, resist, and even speak, but conversely, if you grab her strings, you can do whatever you want to her

>>40012393
I wish to fuck the doll lilim

>>40012468
And another addition, She can also take control of women as well and the more time she spends with them, the more of a marionette the vicitm becomes. They often use this tech in Inns and such to make the man lower their guard or to lure them down an alleyway or their favorite place to rape men, A large puppet stage.

>>40012340
She just wants to protect you from all those undead whores in the ruins and the p'orcs in the warrens.

>>40012472
Well, You are in luck, The town guard dolls are going to bring you right to her

>>40012311
now THAT is my kinda livingdoll

>>40012311
>Dolls play with you.
What are we gonna play?

>>40012497
Amulet of protection
>+100% magical resistance
>+100% physical resistance
>Hidden stat: -400% resistance against mofu

>>40012549
that milking game

>>40012565
This would explain why I keep losing mercenaries to critical fluffs.

>>40012056
Don't get me wrong, I like the paws too, but those hands just look comforting to me. I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>40012311
Would sure as hell be better than the standard MGE living doll. Those things scare me.

>>40008675
>
that mg is pretty metal

>>40011098
The worm-wurm power hour

is the plural for kunoichi "kunoichi" or "kunoichis?"

>>40012725
ask the kunoichi haku thats right next to you

>>40012725
i probably should watch that anime,

>>40009832
living in a cabin innawoods with my arachne housewife with our many spiderling daughters to raise into fine young women.

I feel like if monster girls were actually real I would be scared of a lot of them.

>>40012764
I am more scared of human women, a monsterous appearance would put me more at ease.

Imagine the face of absolute horror, shock and despair when a Kikimora receives a draft letter from the Monstergirl Navy/Court Alf Fleets and that she's going to serve in an Admiral Kuznetsov Carrier.

Kikimoras have always rolled up their sleeves in cleaning up messes. But never has any Kikimora been able to fix or clean up the nightmarish mess that is the Admiral Kuznetsov Carrier. Woe to any Kikimora sailor who has to serve in the Kuznetsov.

Sounds gey and cringe, now leave

>>40011409

i hate the beach

>>40012879
How do you feel about sand, Anon?

>>40012900
Its coarse. Its rough. And it gets everywhere. I hate it!

>>40012900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-X-PZuIP0

i wish VR would let me poke Cheshire's belly button and get an appropriate reaction from her

Best monster girl to be forced to, if you'd prefer, to sit in the lap of? In my opinion, its a manticore.

Developing a physical addiction to your wife's body! Not being able to sleep unless she is on top of you/coiled around you/????!

>>40013035
this one

>>40013035
an old jinko,kiki, elf, or troll

>>40013069
huh

>>40013077
she's too rich for my blood

all snakes are rape snakes

>>40008675

>>40013012
It does. She just sneaks into your house as soon as you put the goggles on, gives you a very realistic experience, and disappears before you take them off again.

>>40013035
Recently unsealed evil fox who is always taller than you.

What do you call it when the monster has those happy closed eyes?

>>40013110
Friend, with respect, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>40013164
A dangerous situation.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34057870/chapters/98491926
Chapter 3 of Conglomerate Chaos. The road to Chad's office is a long one.

>>40013171
Here is an example

>>40013203
That's weird, I don't know about any stores around here that sell fox milk. I wonder where she got it.

>>40013035
The biggest, thiccest, Venusian Holst, Troll, or moth you can imagine

>>40013208
Dont waste it anon, Its fresh from the tap after all
>>40013211
you have good taste

>>40008675

>>40013059
Sounds dangerous
What if work sends you to a foriegn country?

>>40013214
As do you friend
I wish to taste all the milk varieties MGE has to offer

>>40013250
Is it wrong to want to bind those titties up tighter and tighter until they start leaking milk?

Whats the best way to seduce you?

What is the optimal position to fuck your kamaitachi wives in?

>>40013261
Be forthcoming
>"hey, would you want to have sex with me? Maybe marry and have lots of babies?"
I'll either politely accept or decline, simple as

>>40013261
Whose askin, tree rat
>>40013226
i do wonder if some monster has rainbow milk?

>>40013297
Biggest one sits on the dick
Medium one gets my hands
Little one sits on my face

>>40013304
Me. I'm asking. Answer the question, its very important.

>>40013311
For me, it would have to be allure of a mature monster who slowly talks her way into my pants and before I know it, IM already balls deep in her and I just cant stop, she knows what words turn me on

>>40013322

>>40013325
imagine reguras take on a Madhatter

>>40013250
To be frank this is how I imagine a big titty Alp trying to win me over

>>40013261
Don't tell anyone but it's a stare from black sclera eyes

>>40013348
I'm absolutely telling.

>>40013261
With food

>>40013261
warm milk

>>40013368
As in with cookies or straight from the tap?

>>40013382
straight from the tap with cookies

>>40013261
Allowing me to touch fluffy tail(s)

>>40013195
redpill me on this story

>>40013390
i wish i could still eat cookies...

>>40013362
How could you

>>40013439
job

>>40013261
A straight up simple confession. Subtle flirting would go over my head, bribery is off-putting, fancy courting would be overwhelming. A girl running up and saying "i think you're cute, please go on a date with me" would probably get me though.

>>40013430
why cant you?, got diabetes or something?

>>40013488
ye

>>40013297
Since it is said Kamaitachi are monster weasels that ride in dust devils as some form travel. You think all the Kamaitachi siblings would move as one and do the Tazmanian Devil-style tornado spinning? Which may or may not include the Taz-style dialogue:

>"BLAOBLAAAAGBABABALOAABBOOOOAAA!!!"

>>40012495
>>40012468
Im going to draw this and >>40012472
as well

>>40012495
I really hope the female victim is okay, and her parents know she's okay

>>40013304
>rainbow milk
Bound to be
Maybe from a Titania? A fairy?

>>40013625
bogie probably

>>40013599
The female victim is fine, the Marionette is like an older sister that wants her to actually open up to her crush, It just so happens that she just might need a guiding hand, But she still retains the trait of punishing naughty men so She just might take a rando woman and use her as bait but when this happens, She will remember nothing as well anyone aside from the male target

what if lunatic version of mgs?

>>40013261
She should wear a competition swimsuit or some manner of leotard and cordially invite me to fuck her ass.
I am physically incapable of resisting leotard type clothing as well as offers of butt plundering.

>>40013348
>>40013362
>>40013439

>>40013715
>This is my chance!

>>40013715
ind of looks like a yukuri here

>>40013736
She does look like you can take it easy with her.

>>40013671
Okay good
Glad it's not malicious

>>40013522
>Before Anon is in sight
>refined, graceful knife weasel triplets that are in total sync
>Anon sighted
>Tasmanian mode engaged

>>40013715
Oh no she's cute

>>40013765
At the end of the day, its a doll on strings that just wants a puppet or a puppet master and maybe a sister

>>40013685
That's what mind flayer therapists are for

>>40013715
An ancient evil awakens!

>>40013715
cute little evil

>>40013035
I may be biased, but Jinko

>>40013261
being incredibly blunt, anything beating around the bush or elaborate I'd probably regard as faked for some other purpose

>>40013948
past a certain point i'm not sure if it qualifies as seduction
i'm still for it, though

>>40013991
>YOU, ME, BED, NOW.
Truly the mysteries of monster communication is lost upon me

>>40014037
isn't it obvious?
she wants to have a slumber party with you

I NEED SHOG! I WANT TO LAY ON HER AND FOR HER TO LOVE ME

>>40014072
you already have a shog, just lick the wall and hear her giggle