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This level of self importance is possible for Erika Furudo.

i want to stick my p0n0s in her vag00

A third-rate Mary Sue.

>>3998301
She gets replaced by this mystery woman in the next episode.

<good>

>>3998301
At the rate she's going, she's not going to last to the end of EP 6.

>>3998367
GOOD *ka-chink!*

Please stand. On one leg.

>>3998301

>>3998349
Why is she such a futa

God, I cant wait when they animate her screaming for Bern's approval at the dinner table. Fucking hilarious.

in b4 DEEN.

What was the funniest thing Erika said?

>>3998440
Everything

>>3998440
<Good>

>>3998440
I LOVE CHOPSTICKS! IF YOU'RE JAPANESE, YOU JUST HAVE TO USE CHOPSTICKS! MY TABLE MANNERS ARE PERFECT! YOU MAD, JESSICA?

>>3998440
Everything, but I smiled everytime she called herself an intellectual rapist. Her facial expressions are priceless as well.

>>3998440
Probably something involving "revising", "theory", "my".

Sup Mary

>>3998397
LEAVE CORNELIA ALOOONE

I want to punch her stupid fucking face in

>>3998440
Everything. She's so pathetic, every scene about her made me laugh.

Yes, even the stand in one leg scene.

>>3998482
I want to brutally face fuck her small mouth too.

>>3998480
Cornelia is so moe. I love her more than the Siestas.

>>3998482
>>3998511
Because you can't outwit her?

>>3998538
Speaking of Cornelia, did anyone ever finish translating her TIP?

>>3998543
I can outwit the SHIT out of her

>>3998543
I just want to fuck her becuase I'm a lolicon with a variety of tastes.

>>3998543
It consumes less energy punching her into submission, also time consumed is practically none compared to how ever long it takes to convince a brick wall. My fist is me outwiting her, as I know plain and simple it is the most effective and efficient way.

>>3998565

"So, just as I was saying, solving this riddle

wasn't about the gold, at least for me. No, my

pleasure is something much, much mo--"

THUD

"-!!! What was that for?! You bru--"

THUD

As you violently drive your fist for the second

time in Erika's face, you can finally feel like a

good spot has been hit. For the first time in the

past minutes, her annoying, obnoxious voice is

silenced.

Her slender, fragile body quickly gives in, and

she conveniently lands in the nearby sofa. But

you know Erika would not let it end with

something like this. You know very well this

curveless and light body would not hold back the

strong-willed girl Erika was.
Somehow managing to stand up, she covers her nose

and asks in a dry voice that would almost be

funny, weren't you so serious.

"<A-Anonymous>, have you lost your mind? We

finally found the gold! Just as we leave this

room, you are the new head!"

I hope Battler punishes her in EP6

>>3998335
I'm okay with this.jpg

>>3998555
what? tip?

I want to duct tape her mouth shut.

This bitch is insane. Staying up all night listening to Battler's breathing? That's just messed up.

>>3998597
That's not very <cute>, <pop> and <elegant>.

>>3998565
"So, just as I was saying, solving this riddle wasn't about the gold, at least for me. No, my pleasure is something much, much mo--"

THUD

"-!!! What was that for?! You bru--"

THUD

As you violently drive your fist for the second time in Erika's face, you can finally feel like a good spot has been hit. For the first time in the past minutes, her annoying, obnoxious voice is silenced.

Her slender, fragile body quickly gives in, and she conveniently lands in the nearby sofa. But you know Erika would not let it end with something like this. You know very well this curveless and light body would not hold back the strong-willed girl Erika was.

Somehow managing to stand up, she covers her nose and asks in a dry voice that would almost be funny, weren't you so serious.

"<A-Anonymous>, have you lost your mind? We finally found the gold! Just as we leave this room, you are the new head!"

You know, everyone whined about how they hated Erika, so I was prepared to hate her too.

But I ended up loving her. Weird.

I claim 4mil for /b/

>>3998621
Yeah, there's an extra TIP about her and Gertrude and someone translated part of it.

>>3998624
>Staying up all night listening to Green Day
there you go

>>3998629
But you won't let her finish. After all, you have grown tired of this girl. Her irritanting tone, her manners, her arrogance. All of this led you to decide. You are going to violate Erika, right here, right now.

She notices this, and suddenly her expression contorts into the face of someone who just met a lion in the kitchen. She realizes that Anonymous-san, that calm and self-contained man is now after her. She tries to scream, but you forcefully cover her mouth with your left hand.

"Let me go! Let me go you filthy thing!", she screams in the brief moments she manage to break from your hand. But it's no use. You have the advantage.

Carefully, you start to undress her with your right hand. The curves of her shoulders are soft and slim, making a excellent apéritif for what's coming next.
As you keep taking her dress off, you notice something. She wasn't wearing a bra. Of course, such things aren't needed for a girl with a body like her's, but this only works as a spice to make the main dish even more interesting.

>>3998650
"So what? I don't like wearing them, so what?! Nobody cares anyway, why should I care?! Let me go--!"

She starts screaming in that obnoxious way again. It had the surrealistic feeling of a meal that was gracefully asking to be eaten. So you had no further options beside granting that wish. With a last and stronger movement, you finish ripping her dress apart. This, however, makes her fall back to the bed.

Erika's nudity lies almost fully exposed before you now. Her slim waists and tender breasts are revealed in the dim golden light of the VIP room. The only thing that lies in your path, are the white, small panties she wears.

"Go away, you useless piece! I am the Detective, this can't happen to me!"

As she finishes speaking those words with a crying voice, you feel a sharp pain on your knees. Kicking you with all her remaining might, she struggles in vain, for with doing this, she just served the main course.

You grab her panties and start dragging them towards you...

>>3998624
Darks confirmed for EP6

I wonder why Shannon and Kanon don't seem to care about George and Jessica dying.

>>3998667
Because they're both filthy sluts that never loved them anyway

>>3998667
would your bedstand miss you if you suddenly died?

>>3998667
Because they weren't really dead

>>3998624
Erika is yandere for Battler.Discuss

>>3998680
Would Battler's hatstand miss him if he suddenly died?

>>3998667
Kanon loving Jessica is never confirmed. We know he has the potential but him actually returning her feelings isn't canon

Shannon? Shannon never really loved George and wanted to marry him for his money.

>>3998663
Darks is the culprit

-BLOOD
-DEATH
-KNIVES
-POINTY OBJECTS

IT'S BEEN CLEAR FROM THE START

>>3998663
Ugghhh, somebody remembers that shit...

>>3998624
Clearly, that wasn't all she DID. *ka-chink*

Dlanor.jpg

>>3998695
Where is my Battler raping Erika (and her enjoying it) fanart?

Awww, isn't she cute?

>>3998667
Furniture have no emotions

You know, Erika is the first character in Umineko I honestly wish there was hentai of.

Rape hentai

Beatrice didnt troll hard enough to get my ass in a bundle like Erika. I think i'm in love,I want to rape the shit out of you Erika~

>>3998660

Suddenly, there is a flash of light and you feel yourself being pulled into the meta-world.
With Erika's body frozen in stasis back on the game board, you look around to regain your bearings with this new area.
"Knox's 5th: No unknowable person may feature in the STORY. I will not allow anonymous to EXIST. He must not EXIST." A voice comes from behind you.

And then anon was cut in half with the red key faster than a falling Kinzo on a rainy night.

>>3998695
There's nothing to discuss. Something tells me that all that Battler wants to do to Erika is stick a metal bar up her ass and throw her to the sea.

Every character in the game hates Erika, hell, even Dlanor hates her.

I find Erika annoying, but it's not because she is a Mary Sue.

I find her annoying because she causes a post modernist shift that's completely imbecile: That the detective KNOWS his presence will cause a murder. WTF dude, total killing of suspension of disbelief.

Yes, wherever Conan goes, someone dies. Yes, Jessica Fletcher proximity probably killed more people than the biggest serial killer in story. Yes, Poirot ditto etc etc. But none of them would be as much of an asshole as to PREDICT this would happen and start duct taping all over their hosts stuff!

Fuck you Erika, detectives don't do that, I would expect that shit from shitty characters like Haruhi.

>>3998624
Don't forget running out in the middle of a rainstorm with only her bathing suit on to climb up to the second story of the guesthouse like a spider just to duct tape the windows.

Bitch be crazy.

>>3998638
Could you post the translated part?

>>3998714

She can't enjoy it. No matter what, it must be traumatic and painful for her to accept. Also it must be anal sex.

Bern orders Erica to seduce Battler and sleep with him to take Battler away from Beatrice.

She would do it too.

Slut

>>3998762
you wouldn't fuck a venomous spider

>>3998781
>Bern orders Erica to seduce Battler and sleep with him to take Battler away from Beatrice.

Battler refuses but ends up raping her and she doesn't enjoy it.

Someone write this right now.

Why the hate for Erika?

I was cheering her on the entire episode.

agreed, she is so kawaii desu desu

also 4m get will be ours.

>>3998781
Reminds me of the 2ch fic where Battler walks in on Erika raping catatonic-Beatrice.

>>3998781
But Battler haet loli

>>3998795
Erica would drug Battler if he refused.

>>3998737
She was intentionally ridiculous, bro. And Umineko has always been meta as fuck.

I wanted to punch her every time she talked about gray cells.

Within the Apostolic Enforcement Agency, the laws of the Heavenly Court are strictly enforced.
There, the Inquisitors are praised as lawful knights, and there are countless youths whose dream of the future is to join their ranks.
So when Cornelia became an Inquisitor Aide, no one that knew her was surprised in the slightest.
It was the realization of her "future dream" that she had written in her grade school yearbook.

There were things that surpised her upon entry, though.
The first and foremost was the amount of free time the job had.
While it's true that the top Inquisitors are incredibly busy, the department Cornelia had been assigned to was much slower in regards to workload.
And, in a betrayal of her imagination, the atmosphere could only be described as "loose."

"Sirs and Madams, may I humbly bring to your attention that Cornelia, Third Class Priestess, is reporting for duty! Senior officers, if you would give me the honor of your orders!"

"...I don't think there's anything right now. Oh, wait, could you get me a refill on my tea? And you don't need to use court language at normal times."

That was the answer given to Cornelia by her senior officer on her first day of work, as she stood at attention, ready to fufill her duties.

"May I humbly bring to your attention that the usage of court language is written into the official regulations!"

"Oh, well, it used to be like that, but Jurisdiction Seven negotiated with the union, and now, it only has to be used outside the offices. Don't you think court language is way too stiff?
Ah, as much as I'd just love to keep talking about rules and regulations, I wanted to let you know that lunch is actually from 11:45 to 1:00, instead of 12:00 to 1:00."

"M-madam! I was informed that our lunchtime was at 12:00 to 1:00!"

What is the name of the song that played when Natsuhi hide in the closet and saw Hideyoshi crying?

>>3998801
get out erika

>>3998781

Damn right she would. Bern should make Erika start pulling tricks if she's so bored.

>>3998801
You serious?

"At 3:00, we're supposed to have a fifteen minute break, right? All we did was add that time to lunch instead; the union said it was fine. This is a right your seniors in this office worked hard to get you, so stop complaining.
Another thing, this wasn't decided by the union or anything, but traditionally, new recruits get to work thirty minutes early in order to clean all the desks and set out the tea. Well, I suppose it is your first day, so don't feel too bad. It's been nice talking to you, Cornelia. Oh, and one more thing, the union is throwing a welcome party for all the new recruits today at 6:00 at the Suzuki-ya next door. There'll be tekkadon!"

"I-I'm honored by your consideration, Second Class Priestess..."

Court language is the archaic way of speaking that Cornelia uses.
Since the text of the law uses archaic tems, it naturally stands to reason that those that uphold it are obligated to use that language while on duty.
But since it's so different from normal speech, using it all day isn't easy.
That's why the union of the workers from each jurisdiction were able to lobby for loosening usage policies in every department except when dealing with places outside.
And that's why all their normal conversations took place in colloquial language.


"Cornelia, your seat is over here. Your deskmat is new, so use it well."

"You have my deepest gratitude..."

"Wahaha, it's all right. Don't be so formal, no one's going to get mad at you!"

"....mmm...."

>>3998841
my little gray cells are itching, Anonymous

>>3998805
>Battler walks in on Erika raping catatonic-Beatrice.

That was the biggest shock of Cornelia's first day.
To a girl who had hoped to join the Inquisitor Section no matter what, whose fervent desire was to mete out the death penalty to evil, court language was the largest symbol of all of those hopes.
That place she wanted to devote the entirety of her life to: the Inquisitor Section. So that meant equal devotion to using court language.
In order to use it properly, she had begged her poor parents--saying "I don't need an allowance"--to send her to court language conversation school once a week.
If court language wasn't used, then this couldn't possibly be called the Inquisitor Section.
In order to show her stalwart, singleminded devotion towards entering the Inquisitor Section, Cornelia had used court language in day to day conversation ever since she was a child.

She'd been so unnecessarily diligent in her studies, she had recieved top marks in court language on the Inquisitor entrance examination. She'd also recieved first prize for her usage of the language in an oratorial contest at her school.
Because of her exceptionally high marks on the Heavenly Court personnel examination, accepting her into the organization was simply a matter of course.
In the ministry, usually those with exceptional marks got their choice of department.
However, Cornelia had not been assigned to the department she wanted.

t might have had something to do with her interviews.
Whatever the case, the truth of the matter was that she hadn't been assigned to Apostolic Enforcement, as she'd hoped, but instead to the General Affairs Department.
The duty of General Affairs was to process various types of paperwork.
Of course, it was still an important department in the struggle against evil, but it was still under the purvey of a different department. At least, different from the one she wanted.
Her first choice had been Jurisdiction Eight, the SSVD.
They were an elite band of Witch Hunters under the command of Wizard Hunting Wright, known for rigid efficiency.
If that wasn't possible, her second choice would have been Jurisdiction Seven, the Eiserne Jungfrau.
That's where Dlanor A Knox, famous for her ten wedges, resided.
...but instead of either of them, she ended up in the General Affairs paperwork department.
Cornelia spoke to herself. Of course, even inside her head, she used court language.

Be still, my heart. Listen closely, young Cornelia.
A journey of a thousand miles still begins with a single step.
Understand that this journey we've undertaken will be long and arduous until we reach our goal.

She wouldn't be discouraged.
she told herself that right now, she still wasn't suitable for those offices, that's why she had been posted here.
But by building achievments and recognition, the day would surely come that she could transfer to an enforcement department.
Through her immense effort in studying to become an Inquisitor Aide, she'd passed the examination, so it would take similar effort to become a fully fledged Inquisitor.

Now, let us take what comes and put forth our utmost effort!

With those thoughts in mind, she pulled open her desk drawer in order to see what her predecessor had left her.
There was a folder packed with documents, and on top of that, a book.
Being on top, it surely must be the most important data she'd need.

"....'Crosswo'."

Crosswo. The crossword magazine known for its fabulous prizes.

This was the "data"...that was most important to her predecessor?

"T-this is nothing to lose heart over! Sigh..."

She wouldn't be discouraged. That refusal to be crushed was one of her most redeeming features.
Cornelia threw the magazine into the recycling bin. Of course she removed the staples before doing it.

If the work she wanted hadn't been given to her, it was because she wasn't at the level needed to accomplish it.
So what she needed to do was learn the work of her senior staff members and quickly be recognized as an independent worker.
If she could do work that had greater responsiblity, then she'd be given even more work along those lines. And then, she'd have greater and greater achievements until she would earn that dangling-eared cap, just like she'd passed the Inquisitor examination!

The "dangling-eared cap" is a hat that only Inquisitors are permitted to wear.
It's called that because of the two "ears" that hang at the sides.
It's said the first time you have them hanging is when your desire to become an Inquisitor has been truly granted.
So the earless hat she had now felt like nothing more than a nurse's cap.

>>3998805
... I hate japan. D'aaw/depressing Battler/Catatonic Beato sex I can take, but fucking Erika? No. Just no.

"Listen closely, my regulation cap. One day you too shall grow a pair of ears. Someday, surely, without fail." Gripping her hat tightly with both hands, she made an oath for its future.

Now, we must do our best. Merely idling will not help us learn our tasks.
If we can't learn, then we shall be entrusted with nothing.
We can't just wait to be told. We can't just wait, slackjawed, for someone else to tell us what to do.
Use your eyes to take in what you see.
People that wait to be told are the ones that are always called idiots by middle aged men, and branded the "lazy generation" out of irritation.

I can't just appeal to those that are sympathetic to my passion for studying.
I'll carefully observe my senior coworkers at work, and steal their methods.

One of the staff members had the sports page of a newspaper out, and was circling things with a red pencil.
Another staff member on the other side of the room, next to the window, was clutching a tea cup as it was the realization of their fondests wishes.
There was one tapping furiously away on their laptop computer, but as soon as Cornelia walked behind them, they quickly changed the screen of what they were working on.
...of course, there were a few doing paperwork, but there was nothing really to learn about that.
So, in other words, there weren't any working habits Cornelia could use as a reference.

"Hey, Cornelia, can I ask you a favor?"

"A-at your leisure, Second Class Priestess!"

"Don't be so formal, it's embarassing. Just use my name. Now, about today's lunch. We were planning on calling Sweetfish River for noodles, did you want anything?"

>>3998830
Fucking postmodernists.

Give me some good old socialist realism.

"I-I have prepared a lunch from home. Thanks you very kindly, but I must refuse."

"...Oh, I see. Well, would you please place the order for us?"

Her predecessor had left a telephone number on her deskmat, at a glance it looked like a local delivery shop.

Cornelia dialed 0 to reach an outside location and then...beep, beep, beep-beep, beep-beep...beep.

"Hey, this is Sweetfish River!"

"Madam, if I may humbly..."

"Hello? You there?"

"Madam, if I may humbly state that I desire to place an order for a lunchtime repast to be delivered to our abode!"

"Huh? Hey Pa, did you screw with this phone? You know a 'Mr. Abode'? Someone wants a re-passed!"

"Oh honestly, give me that. Yes, yes, you've reached Sweetfish River Noodle Shop!"

"Sir, if I may be allowed to present a list of things I desire to order!"

"Huh?! Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, order away! Ma, it's someone from the court, they don't want no re-passed! Yes, your order please!"

"M-my humble order is as follows. A serving of duck, one large order, tempura, katsudon..."

"A large order of duck?! Or did you want a large serving of noodles?! Soba or udon with the tempura?! It's okay if the katsudon is Kantou style, right?!"

"Huh, ah...mmm...Please abide for a moment while I confirm."

"Miss, you're a new one, right? Don't worry about that court language. I'll wait, so go ask your superiors for their orders again."

>>3998914
>D'aaw/depressing Battler/Catatonic Beato sex

Does this exist? If so, I want it.

Being told not to use court language by even the owner of a shop she was ordering from?
Feeling like she had something stuck in her throat, she went to gather orders from the senior staff once again.

"Sir, the orders are as follows. ...One large order of duck. Tempura may be prepared in the Kantou style. There is no preference, so either soba or udon maybe be prepared with the katsudon..."

"Hey, wait, I didn't want a large order of duck, just regular!"

"You got yours mixed up with mine, maybe? I ordered the large duck."

"Hey, what's with the tempura served Kantou style? Is that new? I'll change my order to that!"

"Make sure the katsudon isn't the set, I want it a la carte. I'm not young any more, so I can't eat a whole set. That's right, the other day I had to get my uric acid level checked. My old lady wouldn't shup up about it."

"...??? Y-your orders have been recieved..."

"Corneliaaa, that's why I keep on saying not to use court language. If you use funny phrases, the order will get messed up."

"Mm...however, the noodle shop is located outside of the department. According to regulations, court language must be utilized..."

"Hey, new face, you doing okay? Can you repeat the order?"

"S-Sir, the orders I have humbly gathered are as follows. One, a large order of duck. One, a regular order of duck. One, tempura prepared in the Kantou style. One, katsudon."

"HUH? Is the tempura udon or soba?! And Kantou-style comes with an egg, or you can get Kansai-style with two kinds of sauces!"

"I-I beg your abject patience. Please allow me to collect the particulars once more."

The noodle shop clearly thought Cornelia was an idiot, unable to even place an order properly.
But to her, who had never ordered from a noodle shop before, it was more difficult than the Inquisitor examination.

>>3998737
>>3998830
You guys forget that the POINT of Erika was to make the story stupid. Remember what Ronove said? Lambda and Bern's game lacked "Love" -- they were basically just throwing pieces at each other. This is why Battler is so pissed -- how would you feel it if a stranger borrowed your board game without asking, and when you found them playing it they were throwing the pieces at each other and sticking them up each other's vagoos or something.

"...Corneliaaaaa, I TOLD you. If you use court language, the order is going to get messed up."

The correct order had been: one large order of duck, one large order of morisoba, one tempura udon, and one order of katsudon.
Since she hadn't specified udon or soba for the tempura, the restaurant had assumed they wanted a sort of combination platter.
The only thing she'd gotten right was the order of duck and the katsudon. So she had misordered two things.

Cornelia hadn't been able to complete her first job, ordering lunch. The older workers that had gone to the convience store to buy things whispered things like "kids these days" and "I guess we have to be patient" behind her back.

It would have been better to take the advice to drop the formal speaking, but she had obstinantly refused.
The result of that was, those senior workers that had been going easy on her as a rookie, were now more inclined to treat her like a stubborn pair of chopsticks that refused to open.
There was a huge difference between the sweet pampering of the morning, and the sighs that followed in the afternoon.

And so her life as a new worker continued like that.
There was a difference between the training institute that had rewarded her strict attention to duty with high marks, and the real world that quickly tired of her attitude.

Her plan to advance towards her dream had been thrown off course.
Looking at her face in the bathroom mirror, she sighed over the loss of ambition she saw reflected there.

"...It will escape."

"Huh?"

>>3998757
>>3998737

This shit pissed me off through the whole story.

If we ignore the meta world and the "detective rules" then not only is she completely overbearing but is easily the most suspicious person there by a mile.

Leaving markers on all the doors and windows in the guest house and listening to battler through the wall all night long in anticipation of a murder(s) for no other reason that she's there?

Ask anyone, anyplace, anywhere, you will get the same answer every time.

Premeditated murder.

She'd been staring into the mirror, as always, and naturally hadn't expected a voice to speak up from behind.
It'll escape? What will? How? Huh?


When she looked over her shoulder, what she saw was a staff member of a different department.
No, she shouldn't be called a staff member.
No mistaking it, the cap she was wearing had ears.

"I-I beg your humblest apologies, Inquisitor!"

"...Happiness."

"Um?"

"...I have ears, but I'm not an Inquisitor yet."

"Oh? Ah...excuse my impertinence, Senior Aide!"

"...It will escape."

"????"

For some reason, this conversation wasn't progressing well.
But this woman with the beautiful, long blonde hair had to be a Senior Aide that had passed the Inquisitor exam.

Just passing the examination wasn't enough to guarentee a place among the Inquisitors.
In order to constantly be fully staffed, the various Inquisitor sections had waiting lists.
Those Aides that had the qualifications, but didn't have a seat yet were called Senior Aides by the department.
Those Senior Aides that would become Inquisitors in the future acted as the right hand men and women of Inquisitors, assisting in important missions...they were first in line for an opening...
Cornelia's upraised eyes couldn't help but reflect a mixture of longing and envy.
...But hearing a Senior Aide speaking like this was sort of depressing.

>>3998860
Yeah. You have to admit that she wasn't part of Bern/Lambda's plans to frame Natsuhi.

She wasn't evil, just really dedicated to doing her job.
Plus, she's unintentionally funny.

>>3998933
It does. The previously mentioned Erika-raping-Beato fic actually falls under this header. Battler chases Erika off, but notices she gave Beato something strange and...cue inner loathing, attraction, and bawwww.

>>3998946
I had fun imagining Bern and Lambda throwing pieces at each other and then scribbling on a chess board for some reason

>>3998933
It does, it's untranslated though.

"M-madam, forgive my impertinence, but may I enquire what it is that will flee?"

"...Happiness."

"Happiness?"

"...It will escape."

"May I enquire as to why?"

"...Because you're sighing."

"......."


'Sighing allows happiness to escape.'
She took a really troublesome way to express that simple sentiment.
It's hard to believe that someone that can't even carry on a simple conversation is actually a Senior Aide.
...But maybe that isn't all bad.
Everyone thinks I'm weird now too.
And if there was a chance for someone as strange as her to become a Senior Aide, it's not so bad to think there might be a chance for me.

"...It's best to relax."

"Are you referring to my posture?"

"...Yeah, that's right."

"Thank you very kindly for your advice. I will take it to heart."

"...Your posture."

"Y-yes, I understood your words."

"...Relax it."

What a strange person.
Her way of saying one sentence fragment at a time is irritating in that it's difficult to understand.
Of course, someone like me, who's practically obsessed with court language doesn't really have room to judge.
Maybe I'm the only one that bothers to fuss over court language.
It's like trying to force people that are busy to "sit up straight" when they're trying to get work done.
Thinking about it like that, I can't help but hang my head and sigh again.

When that happened, the Senior Aide quickly...or, it might be more accurate to say at the speed of a normal person, admonished her.

"An Inquisitor's duty is to root out heresy, not converse in court language."

"Nn......"

Cornelia was speechless. There was nothing to be said in response.
Perhaps if her relaxed coworkers had said it like that, it wouldn't have sunk in.
But it was impossible to ignore the words of a Senior Aide.

"M-My most abject apolo...mmm...I'm...sorry."

It really had been a long time since she used coloquialisms. ...it was almost embarassing.

While I continued hanging my head, blushing in shame, this Senior Aide saw straight to my core.
And smiled gently at my self-reflection without a word.

>>3998349

Outside in the hallway, there was a notice attached to the bulletin board.
It stated that the personnel department was taking applications for a proposal project.

It was a request for self motivated workers to come up with voluntary public project, and the one that best fit the qualifications of the personnel department would be considered for actual implementation.
I had been so depressed earlier that I hadn't noticed it.

"Madam, if I might be allowed to humbly state--"

The Senior Aide met my eyes at my sudden use of court language.

"--my resolution has sprung forth anew, and I hope you will keep your gaze upon me and the realization of my passion. I will strive to meet your faith in me."

That was my first meeting with Senior Aide Gertrude.
My first impression was of a quiet woman who was just as peculiar as me.
Knowing that someone so strange, with that choking accent, had manged to pass the Inquisitor Exam gave me self confidence. That was the extent of my thoughts.

>>3998999

fuck japan.
4m get!
/b/

>>3998978
>It does, it's untranslated though.

Fuck, someone translate it, please

But, really, she was an excellent aide. Anyone and everyone could recognize that.
It was just her dull, stiff way of talking.
Even though no one was really her friend, and people found her difficult to approach, everyone still understood that she supported the seven official Eiserne Jungfrau Inquisitors from the shadows, and everyone accepted her as an honorary eighth member.

So, she pointed out the bulletin in order to raise my spirits and challenge me.

I might have been having problems dealing with the people in my office, but there's no way I could lose when it came to studying and essays.
Since the deadline was soon, I decided to submit a short term project.

Halloween was just around the corner.
That's why I decided to make Halloween the subject of my proposal.

In the human world, Halloween is a time where ghosts and other apparitions can intermingle with that world.
It was the same for those that weren't human.
To them, Halloween was a time when hell and heaven's restrictions on visiting the human world were dramatically lifted--a cause for celebration.

>>3999016

>>3999028

>>3998946
>the pieces at each other and sticking them up each other's vagoos or something

Hahahaha, do you think I would be upset?

>>3999033
Is this a new doujin?

>>3999033
This thread has made me see her being surrounded by dicks

>>3999060
Ripped from niconico.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8944214

fuck japan/.
who got 4m?

>>3998737
I thought this part of her character was awesome, huh

Erika was a great character. Annoying, irritating and arrogant, but since when this makes a character "bad"?

I hated her, and being able to stir up those feelings make me recognize her as a nicely written character.

>>3999021


Well,keep going! That can't be the end of the Tip right?!

>>3999203
That's all that's translated, though.

Everything about Erika reminded me of kaijins deployed by the big evil puppetmasters in Tokusatsus.
Hack, in the later half of Ep 5 she was tripping so many loser flags it's hilarious.

>>3999211

Mother fucker!

>>3999223
BING BONG

>>3999021
This makes me like Gertrude and Cornelia a lot more for some reason. Sorry I assumed you guys were useless and lame...

>>3999266

>useless and lame

>>3999252

Man I loved that scene so much.

>>3999281
I really... I really hate these comics...

what the fuck am i reading?

>>3999304
A shame they cut it from the anime.
I thought it was essential to show how full of shit the narrator was.

>>3999354
It wasn't in the anime? IT WASN'T IN THE ANIME?!

Christ, I'm so glad I dropped the show since they fucked up Rosa Musou, or I would've raged SO HARD.


I hope season 2 has a different director...

fuck japan.
4m get for /b/

>>3999354

Definitely. That scene enlightened me so much regarding what was going on. When you are fed so much feces like that, you have to rethink your whole intepretation of the game.

>>3999421
Pretty shitty, but it's true. No animated KRAUSS COUNTER for us.

>>3999347

You're reading how badly everyone wants to stick it in Erika just to make her cry.

Seriously Bern,I want to turn your double into an accessory for my penis.

fuck japan

4mil get for /b/

>>3999576
An accessory? So like... wrapping your dick in duct tape, sticky side out, and fucking Erika with that?

>No BING BONG
>No animated KRAUSS COUNTER
>No Ange Hamburger

The FUCK were they doing?!

>>3999463
>>3999421
I only skimmed through it to see what was left out and my interpretation is that they're trying to get people more interested in the fantasy elements and characters instead of the mystery.

bump for not spam

>>3999657

Sure why not. It sounds exciting enough and i'm sure Erika would like it as well.

jinx

>>3999830

But then again if she enjoys it that kind of defeats the entire purpose of fucking her!

I still think Sayaka Ohara was miscast as Beatrice. And Rie as Shanon. And Haseo as George. And all of the Stake sisters.

>>3999657
oh wow... that's kind of interesting.

>4000000

wut was it

>4000000

>>4000156
advice dog
YOU WILL DIE IN PAIN
EVERY BONE BROKEN
Shit lasted less than 30 seconds.

>>4000093
I didn't find anything to nitpick with the voices though. The anime itself is a the problem, pacing, etc.

>>4000093
Beatrice's cackle was pretty good, and I'm not complaining with everyone else's voice acting.

Now if only they did that in the VN instead of the anime...

I normally prefer average proportions, but I want to have surprise buttsecks with her.

I don't know why.

>>4000093
Most of the voices didn't fit.

>>3998813
>Battler haet loli
Maria disagrees

>>4000250
I'm still wondering if they're ever going to do a PS2 version of Umineko with full voice acting and new artwork and whatnot.

I mean, as easy as it is to pirate PS2 games I would actually pay full price and import that.

Or a Umineko Daybreak game.

>>4000326
Need more Battler x Maria.

>>4000447

>>4000447
You mean need more Rosa x Battler right?

>>4000511

>>4000511
Confirmed in EP5. You could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife.

>>4000485
Episode source? Even if I know it's probably half-made up ;_;

>>4000540

Dude, stop having delusions. She just gives him a wink in jest.

>>4000542
episode 10

>>4000567
It never ends with a wink, anon

>>4000567
I barely even remember it.
Sexual tension my ass.

>more interested in the fantasy elements and characters instead of the mystery.

Uhhhhhhh, yea, about that... The anime was a cliff notes version of the games -- as per Kon's usual directorial prowess -- and a very empty one at that. EP3 and EP4 fell flat on their faces because almost all the charactization of Battler and Beato got chucked out the window. And every major fantasy sequence sucked ass. I'm still raging over the entire prison break getting axed.

I don't have a clue what Studio DEEN wanted to do with Umineko, other than trying their hardest to screw it up.

>>4000663
The Umineko anime lacked love.

>>4000663
They used better art than the original game.

>>4000598
Need more of those.

>>4000788
The only good thing to come out of the anime.

...and the OP. That's about it.

>>4000846
The ED was tons better than the OP.

>>4000846
The previews were more entertaining than the episodes themselves. I could listen to Virgilia-onee-chan all freaking day.

discolor is an awesome track

>>4000816
There actually are more (from the same artist too), but I was too lazy to rip them.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2122953

>mary sue
what is this /co/ all of a sudden

>>4000511
>>4000526

more of this?

>>4000093

>I still think Sayaka Ohara was miscast as Beatrice

Agree'd

I know Ryukishi wanted to make Beatrice sound elegant but she overdoes it. I will admit though that her cackle was PAFFEKUTO tier. Exactly how Beatrice should sound when she's laughing.

Aside from Beatrice I approved of everyone else though.

>>3999252
>>3999304
>>3999354
>>3999421
>>3999463
>>3999664
You guys are going to hate me, but what scene is BING BONG exactly? Yes, I have read the whole SN thus far, but those two words alone really don't bring any particular scene to mind. I kind of joined the party late and missed all the big discussion, having only picked it up about a month ago and then proceeding to avoid absolutely every discussion thread since they were littered with Ep. 5 spoilers.

>>4001388
Ep4, the "Loser Flag" scene.

>>4001388
Loser flags in the EP 4 prison break. Shit is a vital clue to make you think.
Have you read the VNs?

>>4001142
Maria is superior to her mommy Uuu

>>4001388

It's the sound that played everytime Goat-kun tripped in a Loser Flag. Pretty fucking hilarious.

>>4001403
>>4001406
>>4001409
Ah, okay, thanks. The sound just wasn't too well encoded in my memory, despite the number of times it was played, unlike ahahah.wav.

Maria is so cute. Must HUG.