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I love minotaurs!
I love minotaurs!

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>>39993272

>>39993272
Minos love you

>threads archiving after 600 posts
Let me guess, something big happened at the vtumor scene?

>Ghosts are allowed to touch me and haunt my house
>But the instant I flash her with a light and touch her it’s considered rude and uncouth

>>39993290
Minos are the best

DRAGON SEX!

>>39993291
if it did, nobody who comes to the threads reguarly knows or cares

>Walking around in the city
>Polar bear appears and goes on a rampage
>Fearing for my life as I try to run away
>People are screaming and trampling over each other
>Smug Mindflayer calmly slithers over to the bear
>Knocks it out with some sort of psychic blast
>I stare at her breasts for far too long
That's when I woke up feeling confused about the whole ordeal.
Any MG dream you'd like to share?

we know what happens when wurmie thinks she's a werewolf, but what of other species?
what if wurm thinks she's a:
>Kitsune
>Houri
>Shirohebi
?

>>39993341
>Ryu
She builds a makeshift shrine and employs her friends from school as her maidens

>>39993265
Does your wife have a goofy side?

>>39993337
I had a monster girl related dream two days ago.
I was taking care of a group of preschoolers (mostly human) and one of then was an awoobis.
one of the tasks for kids was to make one another's hair in pairs
kids said that since I drew an anubis with a cute bangs recently, I can make the wan girl's hair the same way as there. She got shy, but I could tell she wanted me to make her hair like that. Dream ended there.
I remember she had cute wobly ears and was adorable in general.

Good listener

>>39993386
Such a wholesome dream.
Caring for an anubis pup sounds extremely comfy, they must be very well behaved by nature.

>>39993341
>Kitsune
she ufufus fans herself a lot, while wiggling her long tail with 9 brooms attached
>Houri
tries to shoot a couple with love arrows. Ends up pairing 10 people around her (and pinning one guy to the building so hard, that fire departament had to get him down), Eros is still pleased.
>Shirohebi
she knows she should act stuck up and yan, but she has little clue on how to do that, so she just goes "ooooooo, you've surely cheated on me, you smelly bastard, my mom was right about you", and pretends to shove flames into you, by patting you with her palm and doing fire noises with her mouth.
of course she gets a headpat after every larp she comes up with.
>>39993378
I feel like most people wouldn't even notice if the region they lived in had nice weather. They'd just think the Ryu is an airheaded tomboy.

>>39993341
I think the oldest instance of this is the curious case of the Ghost Wurm.
>has no legs
>can pass through walls with little effort
Clearly she is a Ghost.

>>39993337
I dreamed there was some controversy because a fighting game had blatantly stolen the encyclopedia Bunyip design for one of their characters.
That's it, that's the only mg dream I remember.

>>39993425
I remember a post like that from a few years ago
>>39993404
she was so shy and adorable, holy shit, and she had those cute sort of detached ears like in that picture, where a guy is pulling on Cheshire's ear

>>39993390
Urge to molest ears intensifies

>>39993443
I wonder if this works on all foxes.

>>39993442
>I remember a post like that from a few years ago
IT WAS ME
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

CUTE
U
T
E

>>39993443
>try to do this to a larger fluffy eared MG
>pinned beneath a giant mass of fluff and titflesh with hands stuck in earfluff

>>39993458
Some of them would just get a sharp feeling, like receiving an electric shock.

>>39993477
What quest do I need to clear to get those cute shortstack dragon twins?

Captain of the Tojo Clan

>>39993304
>oblivious anon is hungry for forbidden knowledge, decides to resurrect ancient dragon who died many centuries ago
>at last she emerges from her grave
>what secrets will she share with him? and for what terrible price
>before anon can ask her anything, she mindlessly blurts out "SEX!" and starts straddling our amateur necromancer.

>>39993533
Hot!

>>39993304
Anon's doomed, no way can he break free with all that heavy Dragon weighing him down.

>>39993458
Careful, in about 5% of foxes it acts akin to the “reverse scale” that Ryu have.
In other words, it puts them into relentless rape mode.

>>39993581
5% is good odds. It's worth it to see some villainous, 1000 year-old fox go all googly-eyed in the middle of her evil speech.

>>39993533
>He goes to the necromancy guild to get her the necessary paperwork as a newly raised undead
>The officials refuse to believe that she's the ancient notorious tyrant dragon empress
>They instead classify her as a random mob dragon who was likely a mid-boss in a side dungeon

>>39993506
>take the quest to rescue the princess from a dragon
>defeat the dragon and untie the princess
>princess turns into another dragon
>try to run from from princess-dragon
>dragon-dragon blocks your escape
>the game was rigged from the start

>>39993533
Necromancer anon only performed the first half of the ritual. Now he has to turn her into a dragon wight.
A terrible price indeed.

>>39993672
Do you realize how many creampies it takes to make a mere female undead lizard into a noble and fearsome dragon wight?

>>39993760
>Do you realize how many creampies it takes
Dunno but I don't care

Post pics of holsts being unintentionally lewd or intentionally lewd

>>39993810
Please don't post off-topic images, especially plebbit memes
thank you

>>39993875
Ok anon....

>>39993884
I'll give her the D if she gives me a headpat

>>39993911
You have the sign the contract first anon

>>39993870
I've got a fever!

Uh oh! Your bed broke, and now you and your waif have to use the small, twin sized bed in the guest bedroom.

How fucked are you?
Will you have enough room to share, or will you have to smash your bodies together to make it work?

Sea slime with updated art would become a new thread favourite

>>39993926
But that cow is not lewd, anon

>>39993988
he said he's feverish

>>39993947
Guess I'll be sleeping like this.

>>39994004
Sorry. I'm retarded

>>39993947
>fox with extreme mofu
oh dear, my addiction is bad enough as it is.

>>39994025
The only proper way to sleep with your waif

>>39993291
most likely, and no matter what happened i can guarantee you nobody here cares about it.
from the normie memes ive seen i can safely say that any monster girl vtuber is just a diet lite version for a normalfag audience.

>>39994248
monster girl vtubers exist?

>>39993292
do not believe monstergirl lies. you can touch her as much as you want to and she'll like every moment of it. and best of all she's made of ectoplasm, so you can be as rough as you want to!

>>39994293
from the garbage ive seen people repost, yeah.
but they are dark mage tier.
or in other words "how the fuck is this monster?"

tfw no tall jiangshi wife

>>39994293
he probly meant the vtubers with monster girl avatars

>>39994293
yeah
i remember seeing one whos design looked really close to that yandere moth

>>39993760
No one said necromancy would be easy.

>>39994293
Someone posted here a vtwhore with moth girl avatar wich was an copypasta of Mashiro from Solopipb's manga. Vtumores can't into original content, only brainless consuming.

>>39994371
Fuck can't they let the moths out of this vtuber shit...

>>39994333
It really annoys me that some vtubers look quite good/have nice art but it's tainted by them being 3dpd avatars.

>>39994389
>3dpd
are they even 3DPD? I was under impression that vtubers are just some guys scamming retards by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind virtual avatars

>>39994389
What's wrong with 3DCG?

>3DPD
i mean if thats the issue would you be ok with vtubers if it was totally controlled by a nearly sapient A.I.?

>>39994444
>i mean if thats the issue would you be ok with vtubers if it was totally controlled by a nearly sapient A.I.
No. Vtubers are cancer in general.

>>39994444
I mean isn't that just an Automaton with no body?
The voice that can tell you she loves you and truly mean it, without the means to cuddle you tight

>>39994522
>>39994444
i think there was a movie about that , like a guy falls in love with some siri type a.i.

>>39994444
>Nearly sapient AI
Wasn't Kizuna Ai the original Vtuber? She branded herself the "Virtual Youtuber" probably before anyone knew what that was.

>>39994432
a lot of it looks bad. Not all, I think.
The more anime it goes the worst in my opinion

>>39994543
if you get stupid techical, the first vtuber is annoying orange

>>39994432
3DPD is a state of mind, not a model choice.

>>39993922
Remember to check the contract for any wacky clauses
>She gets to have a fancy evil throne in the living room
>You must eat her sacrificial lamb barbecue once every full moon
>The wedding will take place at her great grand-mother's giant tower

im going to steal a monster princess away from yhat cursed tower!

>>39993265

when you end up with a wisp kiki cause you tried doing the "I dont want you to be my maid anymore I want you to be my wife" bit, but she killed herself mid sentence.

>>39994762
Do kikis have cyanide capsules hidden in their teeth or what?

>>39994725
but the princess is the only friend she has these days

>>39994725
There is no princess in there.
Only haughty demons and their extremists maids/guards.

>>39994751
fuck my life, wights are extremely sexy
>>39994762
shit, i think you might get two wives, her spirts the wisp but her body a zombie

>>39994804
>wights are extremely sexy
Indeed

>>39994798
im going to keep searching I need that royal monster pussy!

>>39994831
>After climbing nearly 200 floors Anon finally reaches the second to last floor of the tower
>He barges into the princess' room to steal her away
>She's a gloomy looking arch-demon wearing unflattering pajamas
>Her hair is messy and she has noticeable love-handles
>You can tell just from looking that she never leaves her room

>>39994389
Hey it could be worse. They could be babinikus.

Any more cows for me?

Need about 5 minimum and I'll be good.

>>39994910
PERFECT, im taking the room with me, no matter what!

>>39994918
Have one

>>39994928
Very nice, I'll take excellent care of her!

Just need a few more

>>39994927
Anon, you can't just steal an entire room.

>>39994918
I love big cows!
I love big cows!

>>39994951
Not with that attitude you cant. I can steal an entire room. And i'll carry it on my back, just you wait. this neet is going to be my wife

>>39994910
i wonder how long its been since shes seen and felt sunlight as well as talked to another person?

>>39994960
Same. Well-endowed cows are the best

>>39995009
Don't make her say it, she'll feel old.

>>39995067
I can make her feel young again if she can come out the room and go on a date with me

>>39995042

Remember to call that fox you meet an Obasan, it means young girl

>>39995113
I will

>>39995067
I can see the crows feet from here, ya know?

>>39994543
yes
she wasn't an AI. just a girl roleplaying as one.

>>39995113
I've just been calling her a fossil.

>>39995155
And you wonder why she’s mad at you and is making you sit in sieza while lecturing you

Monster girls in cute dresses

>>39995174
I'm pretty sure it's because I keep ordering fossilized eggs and having them delivered to her house.

>>39995198

Teenage monsters with hag bodies.

>>39995240
She's smiling because being with her hubby amplifies her money scheming abilities, and she just came up with a really good plan

>>39995221
but y. is that how you flirt?

>>39995250
damn, why they got crows feet as well?

>>39995250

dont skinnydip in the river even if no ones watching, there is still is someone watching

fish

>>39995426
>>39995429
These posts are related

>>39995341
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

>>39995462
what ya doing is bullying the poor thing

>>39995426
>go skinny dipping
>stay in place and close eyes
>a minute later something starts sucking your dick

>>39995485
>its a semen leech

Spiders!

>>39995494
at least it's not a candiru mermaid

>>39995523
ah yes the sounding fish

>>39995518
Are ugly and evil

>tfw ywn eat a hamburger naked with your monster wife

>>39995549
False

>>39995518
Cute and loving wives.

>>39995518
happy version is much better

>>39995633
Oh I didn't know a different version existed thanks anon this one is indeed better

>>39995597
True. Their spider bodies are ugly and hard, not huggable at all and they're sadistic and want to rape you and see you cry. You know who are real cuties? Moths.

>>39995660
I like both to be honest.
>sadistic and want to rape you and see you cry
They can try but I will be the one raping them.

You could say I have a type...

>>39995722
Extremely good selection of girls

>>39995722
ogey

>39995740
Back to your containment board

>>39995767
I do that sometimes, stop being such a pussy

>>39995250
I'm more partial to loli monsters with teenage asses.

>>39995686
>They can try but I will be the one raping them.
You're just as bad and evil as them

Do you guys like elves?

>>39995788
yeah, they are sexy obaa sans

>>39995518
Marry them!

>>39995804

P'orc maid!

>>39995892
no wonder why it smells good

COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS

>>39995912
clown cow

>>39995912
The brown ones give you chocolate milk.

>>39995912
What about them

>>39995969
they go moo

>>39995912
coming back to the thread just to say
I STILL LOVE COWS
I STILL LOVE COWS

>>39995998
i cant help but stare at some soft and plump thighs

>>39995920
Intriguing
>>39995925
Paradise my friend. What I would give to be in that field with those cows.
>>39995969
They're perfection

>>39996027
that funny breed of cow are the ones who jump over the moon, those crazy rascals

>>39996027
>They're perfection
They FAT

Huff the fluff, Anon

My eyes have been opened. I have some new favourites. Phantom. Cupid, Tsurara-onna, Dark Valkyrie, Ghoul and Satyros. Thank you, quiz.

>>39996128
i really want to mess with a phantom by just misqouting shakespear

>>39996109
Some of them have a very slight weight problem but they are NOT 'fat'.

>>39996153
Nope they all FAT

yep, I still love cows
ripped, fat, slim, strongfat, all cows are best

>>39996155
and? thats make them better, soft wife makes for better cuddles and this one seems to be of a royal breed, very haughty but still just as gentle

>>39996109
Fat in the right places. Breast fat. Massive mammaries

>>39996184
also in the legs and ass as well!

>>39993337
In early 2021 I had a dream I was on vacation with family to a forested area with cabins, i scaled an abandoned concrete towerblock that had a staircase all around it. I met an apophis sunning herself on a precarious ledge and it cut to a sex scene with her on top of me in the building’s wooden attic, which had a bed. A guy who was sent to get me walks in on us, I walk down with him later. Then, I was at a restaurant at a park, where the apophis was sitting on a chandelier, we meet up again and walk around the park, which resembled a Disney park or Seaworld or something.

I like my big spicy wife!

Have you considered inserting your penis into a plant lately?

>>39996280
Uhhhh, no?

>>39996280
No, but I've considered doing so with colossal man-eating worms, sneks, raccoons, squirrels, and cows. And sometimes even those bird dogs.

>>39996169
>and this one seems to be of a royal breed
The thicker they are the upper in the cow society?

>>39996305
>and sometimes even those bird dogs
shoggy politely requests you rethink your answer

>>39996307
yeah, they really dont work out in the fields and are most lilkely nobles, laywers, scienisnts, and the royals as well. They dont tend to stay as fit

>>39996316
shoggy is soggy and icky

>>39996316
shog will be the best for me, but Kiki will make me the best I can be. the only answer, therefore, is to get both.

Kiki makes my peepee freaky

>>39996427
Shogs are cute but slime can't compete with the fluff.

Monster dating sites include ring finger measurements alongside breast and hip sizes

>>39996280
Only flow kelp.

If I max my lightning resistance, can I grope a raiju without fear of reprisal?

>>39996568
Would monster girls just match with every man on tinder?

>>39996568
Monster dating sites are perfect for catfishing and never getting caught

>>39996573
No anon! She hid a car battery in her bra!

>>39996619
Holy fuck, she either one hell of a fatty or she’s very tall

>>39996571
dude weed
lmao

>>39996677
Ew, normie

>>39996636
never doubt tits hammerspace magic

do we think kc will give a production update this month?

>>39994678
>The wedding will take place at her great grand-mother's giant tower
To be fair if they've been having weddings there for four generations then it probably has great catering services

How to deal with wild Highland unicorn

>>39996556
there's just something special about a female lizard

>>39996740
Get her some shoes.

>>39995643
It doesn't, it's some anon's literal paint edit

>>39996619
That seems… excessive
It won’t save her though, it is physically impossible for me to take more than one lightning damage at a tome

>>39996740
what's the difference between a normal unicorn and a Highland one?

that post reminds me. If the portals did open how would the world react to suddenly having a level system?

>>39996710
>KC
>updates
Pick one
I wonder what he is actually doing, is he too busy with his normal office job or what?

>>39996740
fences and cattle grids

>>39996740
Unite the clans and kingdoms of the realm

>>39996775
haggis and bagpipes, i'd imagine

>>39996792
How do I do that?!

>>39996806
seek help from spider

>>39996775
one drinks more

>>39996717
Is demon cuisine any good though?

>>39996745
Colorful tongues are very erotic.

>>39996775
Highland unicorns have a strong distaste for lions

>>39996876
>Is demon cuisine any good
Delicious, but beware side effects. See Wonderland cooking/baking for a rough idea.

>>39996876
Demon cuisine includes (you)r favourite meals from infancy to adulthood. Just don't ask how she knows what you liked to eat as a kid. She asked your mom

>>39996925
>table got really big
>can't reach the salt anymore
>clothes don't fit right
>hatter keeps licking her lips
>march hare sits you on her lap
wonder how long that stuff takes to wear off

>>39996975
Worth it. Those cookies were great.

>>39996975
Oh, That’s gonna be fun

>>39996975
The violent confusion of wonderland has to be the best part of it. Fuck sanity, the tea party calls. Shame I don't like tea.

>>39997024
i love it as well, i really want to explore the combined castle of a bunch of single wonderland monster nobles

>>39996280

>>39997163
but it's got electrolytes

>>39997163
i might need couple angel farmhands to help me out

>>39997163
baba

>>39997177
It's what plants crave!

>>39993337
Back in 2018 I was doing a long ass ruck march, for which I was totally unprepared for. As I was running the final distance, I swear I hallucinated and saw a Ushi Oni encouraging me in the trees
Managed to finish with only a minute left on the clock for the silver rank

Soon...

>>39995788
Who doesn't?

>>39997088
The idea of exploring an infinite castle is just really cool to me. Especially if damn-near every room contains either a servent who wants to fuck the shit out of you or a noble who wants to fuck the shit out of you. That, and the castle is cool and exploring is fun.

>>39997279
I know. I'm afraid. She's coming for me.

>>39997296
and it should have lewd traps and lewd puzzles

>tell a cheshire shitposter to get a life
>she responds that she's already got nine of them

>>39996128
Oh, also the Nereid, Gremlin and Trumpart.

Remember that angels only want the best for you. And the best for you is to marry an angel.

>>39997357
And oddly convinient safe areas that you Seemingly only you can reach. Any 'friends' you make in the castle can come in though.

>>39997373
Okay but only if her horned friend can come too

>>39996587
No, just the men that they can sense would want them

>>39997373
This is true. Let her take you back to her floating island to keep you safe. Please remember that the very aggressive skinship is completely needed to guarantee your protection.

>>39996740
Contact Prince Charlie

>>39997405
I don't know if they can sense that through the internet.

>>39997398
Both succs and angels in mge have such tiny wings. I can't take them seriously. Winglets!

>>39996606
All well and good until a Gremlin replaces your bio with your IP address, exact location (updating every minute), Full name, Date of Birth, species preferences and an entire list of your fetishes.

>>39997435
>exact location (updating every minute), Full name, Date of Birth, species preferences and an entire list of your fetishes.
fuck big data, always knew it would lead to nothing good

>>39997429
I'm sure they shrink them down so they can get in and out of doors but will easily unleash their full size if you ask nicely

>baphomet signs up to tinder
>still have to prove you are worthy of her
>you prove it by matching with her
Lolibabas have no standards

>>39997464
that automaton sure has lots of data

>>39997501
Huge data tanks

>>39997501
that's her SSD, Squishy State Drive

>>39997428
Then maybe MGC tinder works a bit like a reverse bumble
Guys have to initiate

Monstergirls in burqas that barely contain their figure

>>39997508
>>39997510
if data is there, then what is stored in the thighs and ass?

>>39997486
and here i thought she'd still be using summoning circles like all her elderly friends

>>39994398
>are they even 3DPD? I was under impression that vtubers are just some guys scamming retards by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind virtual avatars
vtubers are the product of some people going to fujos/cosplayers/otherwise socially inept nerd girls and going "hey wanna make a buck without having to actually show your face or directly interact with anyone?"

Of course there are males with male avatars and males with female avatars and male voice but being a nerd genre largely, but not completely, made up of nerds(including artists who make and rig their own avatars), there's no general reason for most people to use a voice changer or anything.

Aren't monstergirls just mythologically male monsters like minotars scamming humans by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind a cute sexy bodies, in order to lure men into letting them take over the world? Vtubers are just that, providing a better alternative to shitty human Youtubers.

>>39997562
ass is where the RAM is.

>>39997573
What a sad state of affairs

>>39997573
i have no interest in a human wearing a skinsuit

>holstaur "bully"
>just treats you like a kid even in public
>kinda condescending
>keeps smothering you with her boobs
>hand feeds you in cafeteria while making you sit in her lap
>constantly makes you breastfeed
>is very tall and significantly stronger so you can't resist her
>will drag you all over the place whether you want to or not
>if you disobey her she spanks you

>>39997573
It’s not pretending, monsters are fundamentally altered.
It’s like saying that a fork is pretending to be a fork because it used to be raw metal.

>>39996777
Checked
Hopefully not like how the Chinese reacted to the social credit score stuff

Can your waifu morb?

>>39996781
>I wonder what he is actually doing, is he too busy with his normal office job or what?
what does he do?
bean counter? code monkey?

>>39997627
whoa dude, spanking is demeaning

>>39997627
>graduate
>after years of bullying and being emasculated, you tell her you're joining the military
>she starts crying

>>39997667
Vampire panda?
Someone has got to stop the vampires from spreading their STDs

39997667
39997718
Ew. Sounds super gey

>>39997667
I genuinely don't understand this meme. At most I can tell it looks like something that was astroturfed by corporations to advertise some shitty movie

>>39997667
>morb
What?

>>39997776
Some gey shit, pay no mind like>>39997752 said

>>39997772
That's my thoughts on it.

>>39997562
Ass is RAM as the other anon said. Her thighs are massive GPUs. She is running several games at the same time.

Wonderland is objectively the best region.

>>39997843
Can she run Crysis full settings at 60fps?

>>39997864
Yes. Twice. At the same time. Three times if she can get more energy.

>>39995250
I need this with a Kraken

>>39997855
You have 10 mistakes in the word "Dragonia".

>>39997776
A corporate version of when keyed was being forced

>>39997887
What does Dragonia have that wonderland doesn't?

>>39997373
>t. Angel

>>39997896
and? they're still right.

>>39997843
How big can her thighs be? As in how powerful can the cpu is?

>>39997907
The CPU is her heart. More love = more power.

>>39997895
Gas and electricity.

>>39997917
Wouldn't it be the brain and the battery, her heart?

>>39997670
>what does he do?
>bean counter? code monkey?
Nobody knows, KC doesn't talk about his irl stuff. But considering his MGE work pace and pretty insignificant patreon/enty earnings, people assume he works a normal job and does MGE in his spare time

Any Kej enjoyer?

Mamono will infiltrate our world by using magic to appear human. When the time is right, they'll reveal themselves to all. Probably when they have enough mamono to insta-convert entire regions to mamono realms.

Consider what it's be like for certain mamono to go undercover. We know succs, demons, danukis, foxes, and lamias would be good at it. But what about say hellhounds, minos, wurms, or some other mamono?

>>39997895
Ryu Hot Springs.

>>39997935
Have you SEEN the queen of hearts' castle?

>>39997942
Good point. New theory: She's a shell filled with trillions of nanobots.

>>39997948
20k a year on patreon and idk what on other sites is not insignificant. Cost of living in japan might be high but that's a lot of money for the low low price of zero effort.

>>39997960
That would be more of a slime bot honestly inside a shell

>>39997974
Introducing GremTech Nano-PSlime!

wolf post

>>39997948
KC is married to a bapho, and helps work to make the portals real

>>39997981
A digital :) at all times

>>39997951
what's the risk of being hebi'd?

>>39997984
>work to make the portals real
If only....

>>39997992
I still want a PSlime familar. One more for the collection.

>>39997984
It's more believable than thinking he's making a game at this point

>>39997997
low, but never zero

>>39997983
Good post

Massive monster thighs are all think about as well massive milkers

>>39997951
too dangerous.

>>39998045
thanks you too

>>39997983
every wolf is just a dog that hasn't been tamed yet.

>>39998009
>>39998031
'Tis true. The game is enchanted. Once complete, your preferred girl will come through the screen and pull you into their world to live happily ever after. Two-way portals will come sometime later. KC's bapho wife is a tech and magic genius. Makes the like of our best technologists look like child amateurs

>>39998083

>>39998036
I will take the chance!

Cute sad woman specifically for making happy

>>39998084
Nice can't wait to get a Lilim Druella wife

>>39998110
Please be a good and just co-ruler.

>>39998110
Most lims are very much like Druella. I don't know her marital status specifically, but I'm sure it's possible to get a lilim like her if you're super lucky

I feel guilty that she's not in my top 3 anymore. I still love her. She's amazing and good and great and cute and very good at teasing.

>>39998120
Given that the demon lord is spending like 23.6 hours a day fucking her husband, I'd imagine theres a lot of lilims.

>>39998121
It's okay anon. Interests change and it's her own fault for neglecting you

>>39998109
Fuck. I wonder what color is her nipple?

>>39998127
I've heard over a hundred exist. I cannot confirm however. The DL is ancient as fuck though. But don't tell her I said that!

>>39997652
A vtuber is fundamentally different from the person voicing them as well, if not fully as a made-up idol persona, then at least as a stage persona. It's like saying anime girls are 3DPD just because they have voice actresses, or acknowledging the personalities and dialogue of monstergirls are thought up and written by men.

>>39998135
Black.

>>39998121
if it bothers a monster they're welcome to come and change my mind themself

>>39998149
Only a man is capable of writing a woman worth loving

>>39998149
idols are pretty gross too, yeah.

>>39994320
I'm so mad that fucking Irodori purged the Juanshi musume doujinshi already translated from the panda. God I'm so mad about this sanpanda purge because of jews being jewish

>>39997997
Zero.
Because it's guaranteed

You will have six monster wives, and they will all be the same species. But you get to pick which species.
>No unicorns however for obvious reasons

Which do you go with?

>39998149
Oh my god, can you fuck off, please? You literally infected every fucking board on 4chan with your vtumor shit when you already have a personal containment board. I hate you and wish you die from testicular cancer.

>>39998188
Even if you already have a wife?

>>39998197
i already have three wives, and I aint changing

>>39998203
Then those three will all split in two and have identical twins in both appearances and personality

>>39998188
I like those odds

>>39998109
>making happy
>have to buy her lots of cute clothes,
>cook her delicious food daily even though as an undead she has no need to eat
>have to take her out everyday on long moonlit walks
>have to constantly care about her extremely fragile feelings, using only calming and soothing words to calm her down
>overdo it and she'll cry because she thinks you're insincere
>screw up somewhere and she'll cry about being a burden
>dont do enough and she'll cry thibking you dont love her anymore
Now why would I go through all that when I can simply cork her up with my dick
crying blowjobs are fucking awesome

>>39997967
I checked his enty and he makes like $2.6k~ per month there. Dunno how much fantia brings since they don't disclose it, but I assume at least 1.5k. So total is around $6.5k~ per month

>>39998208
nah i rather not have that as well as the fact if they were to happen it would be a clone, a twin is their own person

>>39998197
That's too many and too bland.
But I guess witches. Maybe that includes a familiar or two by chance.
But one baphomet is great, six seems strange. In the same way one witch is kinda boring. But six little girls in a big pile?
That's pretty hot.

>>39998204
it's still 0 risk so the odds check out

>>39998197
Dragons
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/7a/d3/7ad3d544d3c20e3ccc7bff63dde3a48b.jpeg

>>39998220
wonder if that's even enough to cover the translation

>>39994804
>wights are extremely sexy
Making wights from scratch is even sexier

>>39998236
That would entirely depend on how much he is getting translated

>>39998197
6 jubjubs please. Yes I'm a masochist and a coomerbrain

>>39998197
I am weak and cannot commit to just one choice. So, a list:
>Ocelomeh
>Cheshire
>March Hare
>Mindflayer (if I feel VERY brave. Two would already be too much.)
>Manticores (Again, requires courage. But, I'm a venomslut)
>Apophis (Still a venom slut and I like the idea of being thrown into the snake pit)
>Ghoul
>Dark priest (Please use me in the ritual)
>Demon (Probably the safest option)
>Mad hatter (great company)
>Cupid
>Angels (Not the MGE kind. The divine 'protection'/'punishement' kind. See pic related. That kind.)

>>39998236
How translation can be that expensive? It's not like he makes super long novels

>>39998247
Is it a sudden transformation or a gradual process?

>>39997949
Yes

>>39998247
Sexy zombie orbits were made to be fucked

>>39998280
Violent ghouls it is

>>39998301
I was thinking of that exact post when I wrote that down, yes. The idea of that opened up a part of my soul. Ghouls are great.

>>39998282
Professional translators can charge the same as professional lawyers because people usually hire them to translate legal or technical documents where companies can lose a lot of money if they get it wrong. Normally a writer would hire someone cheaper but KC has been burned by that before and I don't think he trusts them to do it properly.

>>39998287
yes
as almost everything in MGE, this is probably a riff on classical RPG mechanics: that with enough leveling up you suddenly upgrade from [normal job/class] to [higher version of that job/class that has cooler abilities]. So it's both a gradual process of giving energy and EXP to your zombie, and seeing her develop from a mindless animated corpse to something that's almost alive, AND it's a sudden, snappy change when you do hit that level milestone or whatever.
But at the end of the day, anything goes as long as you're into it, and i personally quite like wights that pretend to be zombies so their husbands keep pampering them with headpats and cuddles, while using their newfound undead royalty status in hidden ways to help the husband.

>>39998334
Post your best jubjub pics

Post your best jubjub pics

>>39998324
Are you saying a professional translator is behind that uWu cunny imp talk?
>KC has been burned by that before and I don't think he trusts them to do it properly.
What happened?

I would really like a baphomet to hold hands with

>>39998359
IIRC translators that KC hired made absolutely wrong translation with jew jokes and other shit.

>>39998359
It does seem really unlikely a professional translator could possibly know to localize it into what is mostly a very niche meme.

>>39998364

>>39997627
>constantly makes you breastfeed
>is very tall and significantly stronger so you can't resist her
>if you disobey her she spanks you
She is pure evil!

>>39997949
Yeah

>MGC city dating apps
>You have your “normal” dating apps, exactly as you would imagine, just with more info like ring size and other measurements
>And then you have the monster only “dating” app which is more like a database of single men, which includes
>Full name
>location
>General day-to-day schedule, including travel routes
>Home security levels
>noticeable traits, like arachnophobia, sabbath bait, or still believes monsters are out to eat him
>>39998197
Gimme raiju, favorite monster and I get to send the city into a blackout when all six corner me

>>39998197
Give me six hounds and I'll have them trained and submissive in no time

>>39998411
anybody like kitsune tsuki?

KC is currently trapped in cow titty hell. Every time he opens RPGMaker he gets a faceful of milky cow teats and spends the rest of the day furiously masturbating. He has been drawing cows for so long they are all he can draw now. Baph-chan keeps begging him to fuck her so she can finally open the portals but he can't get hard to anything less than a K-cup now.

>>39998437
lolibros... I thought that we were the best... iit's over...

People act like monsterization improves a woman but what about when it messes things up? I imagine it wouldn't be fun for you as a schoolboy if the hot math teacher got fired due to losing her ability to teach math after she was turned into a wurm.

>>39998437
Fat saggy tits ruin everything again

>>39997896
Anon just do it. You wanna make the angel cry?

>>39998450
idiot savant math wurm

>>39998450
Read the setting. What you're talking about is the opposite of monsterization, unless your hot math teacher actually hated her job and always wanted to goof off all day

>>39998450
it doesn't work like that but ok

>>39998450
>teacher becomes a Hakutaku
>nothing changes

>>39998470
>>39998473
>>39998474
>Reply to baitfaggot
Perfect targets for Cheshi trolling.

>>39998481
This entire website is cheshire bait

>>39998481
there are better examples he could have used.
like becoming a jubjub or redcap would need some lifestyle accomodations

>>39998456
I love them

>>39998474
>female math teacher hates her job
>marriage feels dull since both husband and wife working full time jobs
>they have no kids, she's gotten a little too old to do have them at this point
>just wishes she could be free, gazes outside whenever her students are doing exercises from their textbooks
>portals open and she monsterizes into a wurm mid-class
>burrows out of the school at mach 3 to her husband at his office
>yoinks him back home to fuck for several hours and make many children
>both of them very hapy and their love is rekindled
Monsterization is good and good

>>39998481
yeah but math wurm

>>39998473
Then explain it because from what I understand, human girls can be turned into almost any monster girl and most monster girls can change a human girl into their own kind and will do so if given the opportunity.

>>39998437
>cows are the reason why we are not in MGE world yet
Gas the cows

>>39998334
Wights pretending to be zombies is my fetish

>>39998516
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#The_Mind_After_Changing_Into_a_Monster
>Just as with the body, the personality and memories from when they were human largely remain intact.
you don't become dumber but you do have a paradigm shift

>>39998458
Yes, I do.

>>39998197
>You will have six monster wives, and they will all be the same species
Jokes on you, I'm an autist that needs every girl on his harem to be from the same species or closely related so I've already thought of this.

I'd go with all elves, succs or lamias. The more vanilla, the better when the numbers are high.

Do Sabbaths have internal politics?

>>39998197
Lilims!
Yeah I like living dangerously

Dumb male humans

>>39998574
Yeah, they're constantly infighting over who's the flattest.

>>39998563
But why

>>39998561
So instead of being fired she quits her job because her mind becomes like that of a wurm which doesn't think about much more than sex with her man, or focusing on getting one. Still sucks for the schoolboys.

>>39997997
The moment you laid eyes on her

>>39998564
Mouth veil makes my dick hard!

>>39998624
What about Marune shortstacks?

>>39998624
Dibs on cat witch

>>39998630
Because I'm evil and malcontent

>>39998634
if she's got the passion for it she'll keep doing it, like the bartender twins.

>>39998637