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>> No.39940912
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Bunbuns

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Make sure to let the foxes in, be a good neighbor anon

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>>39940910
White Oni Summer

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>>39940917
Maybe she just wants to borrow a cup of sugar, I am gonna open the door.

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This is where pathetic humans belong

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>>39940962
wrong, THIS is where humans belong

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>Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya!
Bring-your-daughter-to-work-day keeps getting weirder

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>>39940926
man I want to ask the scary tall fox out on a date

>> No.39941016

>>39940972
>evil demon begins her evil speech to the hero
>gets interrupted when her daughter runs in the hall swinging a flail while her husband anon "awawawa"s as he gives chase
>evil demon calls a time out while she chases her daughter to take away her new toy
>heroes awkwardly stand around while parents and child run around the throne room

>> No.39941015

>>39940972
It's because you keep letting her watch TV, it rots your brain

>> No.39941034
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How do sweaty hellhounds not extinguish themselves?

>> No.39941039 [SPOILER] 
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OHHHH BELVEDERE
COME HERE GIRL

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>>39940980
In my head canon she is as silent as death, communicating with her hands and facial expressions. What is her story? Why is she silent, how old is she, you will never know as she can write but it's some undecipherable ancient language.

>> No.39941061

>>39941046
Truth: she has braces and is too embarrassed to open her mouth

>> No.39941065
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Disregard Ryu, worship Raiju, the true storm deity.

>> No.39941072

>4 comissions are getting done
>writing a new story
I will bring forth the era of kunoichi by myself if I have to.

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>>39941046
I bet she has a cute lisp that she is embarrassed about
would call her cute even if she tries to rape me into silence

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>>39941034
It's hellfire, not normal fire.

>> No.39941104

>>39941089
Oh no, perky, round fox titties, my only weakness...

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>>39941098
I AM THE LORD OF THE HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...

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>>39941109
>lord of hellfire
>just some hot dog

>> No.39941124

>>39941119
She's hot alright.

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Strong wife good life!

>> No.39941142

>>39941129
That's a tranny.

>> No.39941145

>>39940917
Can Anon evade the lewd innkeeper of the Mofu inn and onsen for 5 nights?

>> No.39941159

>>39941119
If we all get isekai'd I'm going to learn the shortstack spell and I won't apologize for using it on every Monster I encounter.

>> No.39941169

>>39941142
I do not particularly care if some MG is also an alp.

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>>39941089
Extracted essence of the stone
Narcotic of the faceless ones
I awake on planet black
Freezing moon, no turning back
Forbidden sorcery

Now I'm a slave to the black drug
Forced to serve this mofu'd god
I thought myself a master of the arts
This dimension of fluff is my penance

>> No.39941188

>>39941145
just hide in her room, literally the last place she would check

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>>39941129
cute!
>>39941159
all fun and dandy till the husband of the gal shotafies you in front of Dark Mage Association headquarters in revenge.

>> No.39941197

>>39941188
I'd rather hide in her kimono.

>> No.39941201
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A distressing coalition of dorks

>> No.39941211

>>39941119
compact hound, perfect for those under the table "cultural exchanges"

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>>39941159
>Anon founds a Sabbath

>> No.39941218

>>39941213
That stack needs more short.

>> No.39941224

>>39941213
I pledge to give every Anon access to small, portable cows/goats in their home. Just as Fidel Castro envisioned.

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>>39941218
It's an oppai loli. Say it with me, Anon.

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>>39941218
here ya go

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>>39941142
Nah, I just have a thing for more handsome/tomboyish chicks.

>>39941195
Thanks bro. I really need to get more comms of her. I have a lot of ideas.

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>>39940910
>"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that..."

>> No.39941241

>>39941234
Greilia? Is her sabbath okay with this?

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>>39941201
wight has good taste

>> No.39941248

>>39941213
Shortstack goats are utterly unfair.
There is no way to resist them.

>> No.39941251

>>39941241
she is using bandaids, it still counts as a medical case

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>>39941236
I'm excited already, just don't spend too much

>> No.39941264

>>39941251
Oh okay, I just hope her massive goat milkers don't get in the way of her performing surgery.

>> No.39941293

>MGC Prison
>So, what are you in for?
>I had some "contraband" in my wallet, didn't even realize they freaked out over condoms that much.
>I prank Sargent Anubis on a weekly basis and MGCPD finally caught up to me
>Tax evasion
>I put a "You must be this tall to ride" sign outside the Sabbath quarter

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>>39941293
>HI I'M DAISY!
>...
There's always that one weirdo in the slammer.

>> No.39941304

>>39941293
Whatever regime criminalizes such things is legitimately tyrannical

>> No.39941305

>>39941236
>Nah, I just have a thing for more handsome/tomboyish chicks.
Yeah you're a faggot, we know.

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>>39941264
Nah, she has trusty Nurse Anon hold them up while she works

>> No.39941322

>>39941305
go to sleep shitposter kun. You have a long day of trying to convince people a random species of Mamono is a furry tomorrow.

>> No.39941325

>>39941310
A heavy-lifting but important job, someone has to do it.

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>>39941256
I'm pretty good about money so that's not a worry. Hard part is honestly just picking out who I want to comm. I did think about coming ilu again since his art style is cute but I wanna go with someone new I think.

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>>39941228
There’s nothing loli about those.

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>>39941293
I kept unsealing ancient evils cause it was easier than trying to hit on someone

>> No.39941342

>>39941234
I wish I had a personal doctor to treat me in case of emergencies. That'd be a massive source of relief in my day to day life.

>> No.39941353

>>39941338
This image is how I picture the "Momma Hellhound" you meet after your Hellhound girlfriend introduces you to her large family.

>> No.39941356 [DELETED] 

>>39941237
Kill yourself, nigger.

>> No.39941357

>>39941293
I bought some coffee from Monbucks and said no when the holstaur asked if I wanted milk in it.

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>>39941338
I'm broke so I can't help you with picking anyone. if I had the money to spare I'd commission >>39940962 this guy (forgot the name) or the artist who drew picrel.

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>>39941426
sex sex sex with a dog

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>>39941426
no

>> No.39941610

>>39940917
Why Japanese doors don't have a latch? I don't feel myself safe.

>> No.39941672

>>39941610
Because the door and walls are all made out of paper anyway so an intruder just needs to walk through them to get in, a latch would be pointless.

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>>39941610
cause they accepted their fox fates

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What is your favorite species and what would be the pros and cons of being adopted by one?

>> No.39941739

>>39941723
>Centaur
>Pros:
>Endless milk, both teat and breast
>High body temp for cuddles
>Be seen as weak and thus cuddled more
>Easy transportation
>Nobody would risk incurring the anger of your tribe
>Centaur milk would boost your strength

>Cons:
>Get made fun of in school

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>>39940971

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>>39941723
Manticore
I do not like incest or even not-incest, but cuddles with mom and sisters, getting wrapped in bat wings while shoving my head into neck mofu would feel amazing.
Also they'd help me find a delinquent tomboy Manticore of my own and I would already have experience in handling the "bad beast" act.

>> No.39941868

>>39941237
>Massive wall of text
>see the word 'rebellion' and 'order'
You've got me fucked up if you think I'm waisting my precious brain space on this shit.

>> No.39941878

>>39941868
But it's an epic meme by based /tg/chads...

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One last raiju before bed

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>>39941917
can she load my phone in the wilderness? what an useful waifu

>> No.39941959

>>39941922
I don't think phones like thousands of volts flowing through them

>> No.39941980

>>39941959
And Anon's dick does?

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Oh no, please do not "force" me to worship your muscles, miss Oni!

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>>39942166
'mirin

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>> No.39942339

>>39942314
Metric tons?

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>>39942297
n-no...

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>>39941710
Should I accept too?

>> No.39942706

>>39942683
you vill huff zhe mofu

>> No.39942752

>>39942683
Ah, the new maid has arrived.

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Horizontal pupils are so fucking hot
Makes me wanna eat hot steamy goatgirl pussy

>> No.39942836
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Need more slightly creepy moths

>> No.39942856

>>39942833
Praise Black Philippa

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>buffyip silently holds you in an inescapable grip while trying to figure out what she is supposed to say

>> No.39943040

I want to be suddenly HONKED by a bogie so much.

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>>39942934
>lean in
>"hello beautiful"
>she yips and slithers away
>you're dragged behind her, since she forgot she has you coiled inside her tail

>> No.39943124

>>39942833
Flayers with W shaped pupils though...

>> No.39943128

>>39943040
Is this a thing about being mollested or do you just want her to honk a horn behind you to scare you? Doot.

>> No.39943157

I want to marry a chicken harpy

>> No.39943159

>>39942934
>Eventualy settles on 'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'
>Fails to make eye contact while saying it

>> No.39943176

>>39943159
>n-n-n-nice shhhhhoes, ww-wa-awawawawa-wanna
>looks down, blushes, pouts
>silently says: f-fuck
>claps her face and hides it behind her hands.

>> No.39943229

What happens when you make eye contact with your yandere monster childhood friend

>> No.39943270

>>39943229
She get’s horny, if you smile at her she cums instantly, all her yandere plans of kidnapping you or eliminating competition are foiled by you being kind to her and her melting.

>> No.39943287

>>39943157
Be a good husband and massage her womb frequently to help with egg laying.

>> No.39943312

>>39943229
She forcefully takes you to her bedroom to play doctor

>> No.39943332

>>39943128
Yes.

>> No.39943345

>>39943229
She applies her knowledge of CQC, knocks you out, drags you into her bedroom and doesn't let you out until you become her devoted lover who can't even look at other women.
So, you know, smile at your own risk.

>> No.39943362

>>39943345
What if anon has superior knowledge of CQC? What if he remembers the basics of CQC??

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>>39943229
Unexpected forceful lovemaking.

>> No.39943395

>>39943373
>Unexpected
Fool.

>> No.39943400

>>39943124
>Small flayer with W shaped pupils
That would be extremely cute.

>>39943229
Then you owe her an hour of your time one-on-one.
If you also smiled during the eye contact then you owe her a proper date instead.

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Pet and adore on Kobolds and other dog-like monsters

>> No.39943507

Story in the works about a man who was followed home. Not sure if I should do multiple girls or just the one. Its only a Bogey so far.

>> No.39943547

>>39943507
just one and are we talking about the plush bogey or the clown bogie?

>> No.39943549

What is a monster that is rarely, if ever, a yandere, but would be terrifiying if it was?

>> No.39943580

>>39943549
Kikimora, Kunoichi, Angel

>> No.39943588

>>39943547
plush bogey. big ol' plush.

>> No.39943601

>>39943549
Lilim
Oni

>> No.39943606

>>39943549
jabberwock, wurm, bogey
>>39943588
I see

>> No.39943635

>>39943495
There is nothing more heartwarming than a feral kobold tasting cooked meat for the first time.

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I will marry my guardian angel and create angel daughters with her

>> No.39943659

>>39943606
Bogeys are scary as it is, yandere bogie would be stuff of nightmares for me...

>> No.39943662

>>39943549
Pharaoh
Extra yandere apophis

>> No.39943683

>>39943549
Flayer. Terrifying in all the right ways.

>> No.39943690

>>39943549
Minotaur.

>> No.39943724

>>39943659
>everytime you walk you hear honks coming from behind

>> No.39943726

>>39943654
>Anon's guardian angel cries whenever he masturbates
>Not because he is committing sin
>Nor because of the messed up porn he's watching
>She's crying because he could have been fucking her instead of wasting his seed

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>>39943726
Until she snaps

>> No.39943788

>>39943654
I'm gonna go to heaven and steal the oldest angel up there

>> No.39943794

>>39943549
the mg you dont even know is yandere ie inari

>> No.39943832

>>39943757
Angel going all out sounds so sexy.

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how she get so popular ?

>> No.39943886

>>39943726
>messed up porn
Hey, I'd say the incest stuff I read is vanilla and wholesome enough

>> No.39943889

>>39943856
one man on a mission to make greenworms best girl

>> No.39943896

Post your favorite rata pics please!

>> No.39943897

>>39943856
She was presented for our consideration.

>> No.39943910

>>39943856
she reminds me of the tentacle monster from the mist

>> No.39943938

>>39943757
>Anon buys some degenerate eroge
>"Heaven love sex deluxe"
>He has to create the girl himself
>He's making an angel
>She looks just like his guardian angel even though they haven't met yet
>Gives her 100% fertility rate and the "baby-crazy" trait
>First thing he does to the angel he made is give her a massive creampie
She had no choice but to snap.

>> No.39944074

>>39943757
Still my favorite angel pic. Love her design.

>> No.39944080

>>39943856
probably green worm anon. i dont see anything else that would make her popular, most of her traits dont really align with the other popular monsters.

>> No.39944106

i want to mess with my guardian angle, but how do i do that?

>> No.39944116

>>39944106
Just be obtuse.

>> No.39944136

>>39944116
But Im square tho

>> No.39944144

>>39944106
Join some satyros bacchus cult

>> No.39944159

>>39944144
Do they got them funny pills that give you funny yet good time

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>>39943856
Being the cutest, coolest, and all around most versatile monster girl of course. Want a girl who can be both small and tall? Greenworm. Want a girl who knows a thing or two about gardening and cooking? Greenworm. Want someone who can wrap around you, but is also small enough to not need a whole new bed? Greenworm.
The possibilites are endless really. You should really begin to consider them all, I promise you won't be disappointed.

>> No.39944252

Is your wife part of a subculture like goth or something?

>> No.39944257

>>39944252
No but she appeared on the TV-show Lairz

>> No.39944269

What would be the top 3 monster girls for a wife that just lazes around all day and sleeps a lot?

>> No.39944275

>>39944106
Write in a diary about how much you want a family life with a wholesome religious wife and at least 3 daughters.

>> No.39944291

>>39944269
mino, devilbug, holst

>> No.39944304

>>39944252
do cults count? if so, yes.

>> No.39944337

>>39944304
ye, that counts. whats the cult about?

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>> No.39944357

>>39944337
Regretably, me. She started it without my consent, and now here we are with nearly 5 members.

>> No.39944358

>>39944348
i dont speak with pictures, translation but I love that wight, she's damn sexy

>> No.39944359

>>39944252
She's not. She used to be a stoner when she was younger, but she doesn't like to think about that time of her life.

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Rata is dreaming of the men she admires the most. Hunter S. Thompson, Norman Mailer, Werner Herzog, William T. Vollmann, Anon... ohh, Anon!

>> No.39944366

>>39944348
Fuck me, tattoos are hot.

>> No.39944368

>>39944159
Leave your drink unattended and find out

>> No.39944377

>>39943856
She was considered.

>> No.39944386

>>39944362
I'll gently brush her tail twice a day, after long huffing sessions of course

>> No.39944387

>>39941310
Oppai Baphos do something fierce to me.

>> No.39944390

>>39944362
>get rata wife
>forced to go on journalistic adventures into warzones
Everyday life in the middle east with my loli squirrel wife

>> No.39944392

>>39944348
Oof, that ghoul is right up my alley

>> No.39944399

>>39941310
>>39941234
i see shes adopted the healing milk method of health

>> No.39944404

>>39944390
I wouldn't mind being the cameraman.

>> No.39944410

>>39944357
dark preist?

>> No.39944415

>>39944390
>Today We Interview a radical eros follower in an undisclosed location.
>"Harems are forbidden! One man per woman, no exceptions!...Unless its a Parasite slime I think."
>"And maybe the Katamachi as they are a kinda package deal I think? But in all other cases one man per woman!"

>> No.39944424

>>39944390
>I've covered wars you know.

>> No.39944432

>>39944390
This, but instead of warzones. She's a freelance, work-from-home journalist and author. And my role consists of running to the coffee shop to get her a hazelnut cappuccino and the post office to pick up her special order exotic nuts from her PO box

>> No.39944456

>>39944415
eros is fine with a certain saint getting 72 wives

>> No.39944482

>>39944456
Hence Radical

>> No.39944492

>>39944348
Need fat wight tits around my dick.

>> No.39944495

What happens if I pray to mara for strength in exchange for something of her liking?

>> No.39944510

>>39944410
flayer

>> No.39944526

>>39944482
not that religion isn't prone to generous interpretation but it feels different when the god's right there and will tell you you're wrong

>> No.39944542

>>39944526
Look, Eros has to spend a lot of time and energy trying to get dense heroes and childhood friends together.

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>>39940910

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>>39944432
Her body of work is taller than her!

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>> No.39944624

>>39944526
>What? No, I didn't write that shit.
eros, probably. getting that direct feedback would be nice

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>>39944662

>> No.39944703

>>39944662
>>39944675
What a poorly-behaved dog

>> No.39944714

>>39944662
>>39944675
Wait until she goes into heat. I guess his parents really wanted to make sure they are getting grandkids, even if they won't be human

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>>39940910

>> No.39944787

>>39944714
they were around the same size when they adopted her

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>> No.39944912

>>39941868
It's just copy pasted HL2 text with some words changed.

>> No.39944936

Okay anon, we're gonna throw you into a sealed room. It resembles a hotel room with two queen sized beds and with a small bathroom add-on but nothing else. There are no windows and once inside, the door will be magically sealed for 1 month.

Now, here's your options. You will be tossed in:
>With 5 very unhygienic yetis
>With 5 extremely violent ghouls
>With 5 absurdly stupid khepris
>All by your lonesome

Which do you pick?

>> No.39944954

>>39944936
I'll take the yetis and clean them in the bathroom.

>> No.39944961

>>39942596
Gosh, I'm not sure if Yuugi would be a good mother.

>> No.39944979

>>39944936
I choose to be by myself
Prime time to catch up on my reading list

>> No.39944991

>>39944936
Violent ghouls, please. I'd rather get punched in the throat once a day than have to deal with unhygenic roommates.

>> No.39944997

>>39944979
I guess you missed the "nothing else" part

>> No.39945028

>>39944991
I don't think they're that type of violent. More so they're not gonna stop if ask them to, and even when you pass out, they keep going. And when you wake up, they're still going at it. Definitely some biting though, shouldn't be particularly painful though

>> No.39945044

>>39944991
Ghouls and zombies look pretty fucking filthy.

>> No.39945049

>>39945028
Oh right. Its not even a contest then. Why pick any of the three bad options when theres a perfect option right there.

>> No.39945054

>>39945044
Theres a bathroom. I can was them.

>> No.39945192

>>39944936
having an army harem of khepris(and other girls later) to rule over could be fun.

>> No.39945222

>>39944997
Well, nothing wrong with good ol' solitary confinement. I like going insane due to no contact with the outside world

>> No.39945305

Would it qualify as NTR if I, a youngest brother were to focus entirely on the youngest of a Kamaitachi trio and ignore the older two just for fun?

>> No.39945316

>>39945305
Weird, but acceptable.
Also the other two Kamaitachi would be really confused.

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>>39943229
no escape

>> No.39945392

Same poster as >>39945305 I may have not been clear. I mean even during the dating phase, act like the other two aren't even there and only ask out the youngest. If they question me, I tell them that I'm not talking to them and I'm only asking her out. At a movie theater, I only buy two tickets, not four even if the other two are tagging along. When their birthday comes up, I only give her a present.

>> No.39945399

>>39945392
Why do you act like a nigger?

>> No.39945423

I worry that the angel and demon fighting over anon story i'm writing will end up being one sided with one character being way more liked than the other. would this be an issue?

>> No.39945429

>>39945423
Just embrace it and write the angel as an annoying dumb bitch and demon as based cool girl

>> No.39945437

>>39945429
Damn, what do you have against angels? I was worried about the angel being more likable.

>> No.39945438

What kind of music does your waifu listen to?

>> No.39945446

>>39945438
tango

>> No.39945452

>>39945437
No one likes angels except for /tg/ because they have this weird christian larping fetish

>> No.39945463

>>39945438
Tangerine Dream

>> No.39945477

>>39945452
I like angels! Not even a christian either. Wouldn't wanting to fuck an angel be sacriligeous or some shit?

>> No.39945494

>>39945423
that's easy if you just write two different types. Someone is bound to like the other

>> No.39945517

>>39945438
70s-80s hard rock and glam metal, especially the really sexual songs.

>> No.39945557

>>39945438
Synthwave, this weird meditation music that I can't remember the name of
Also when she thinks I'm not around she listens to k-pop, it's pretty adorable to see her dance like a dork. Good think she doesn't know that I saw because, that would've been awk-

>> No.39945657

>>39945557
Someone's getting a mindflayer memory wipe

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>>39945438
Thrash and Glam, yes those things contradict each other.

>> No.39945797

>>39945452
i like angels, they are hot amd I want to milk one like a cow
>>39945438
one of them really likes church organ music, another really likes that evil sounding synthwave and another loves electro music

>> No.39945881

>>39945797
>I want to milk one like a cow
Yeah kill yourself.

>> No.39945917

>>39945881
why? What is so bad about wanting to drink angel milk and also be able to get a cup and milk her tits to fill it?

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>>39944074
I love her too

>> No.39946048

>>39941868
Its been that long since we had any actual /tg/-shit incursions, my suspicious nature thinks its probably the anti-/tg/-tard trying to justify his own shitness.
>idc,tldr,idgaf either way

>> No.39946055

>>39945939
Its the hoods and the mystery. hoods and cloaks do something to me.

>> No.39946059

>>39942683
Make her show you her wrist-floof or scaly-ankles to check...

>> No.39946086

>>39942934
>"Uh...G'day, wanna fuck and a beer...or I could get the beer first, if you like..."

>> No.39946090

>>39945939
I have a strong desire to remove the blindfold

>> No.39946092

>>39945452
I like angels. Just wish they were more honest than using felonies for free sex

>> No.39946132

>>39945305
I dont know what the label is but its going to be some wild reverse-NTR&reverse-rape combination when little sister holds you down so her big sisters can get their fair share.

>> No.39946135

Bakadere _____

>> No.39946137

>>39946132
I forgot to add that I'm actually black so

>> No.39946182

>>39946090
>I have a strong desire to get raped by sight alone
Anon NOOOO

>> No.39946193

>>39946135
angel

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>>39946193
Dumb sinner

>> No.39946267

>>39944936
Yetis.
Retreat to the bathroom, where they will no doubt pursue me.
Clean the lot.
Enjoy MAXIMUM OVERFLUFF CUDDLEFUCK PILE.

>> No.39946281 [SPOILER] 
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>Vampire mistress is bored
>She doesn't feel like hunting tonight
>Ask her if she want's to watch a Blu-Ray
>She doesn't know what it is and says that her last movie she saw was Dracula by Coppola on VHS
>Propose to watch the last critically acclaimed Marvel movie and critically acclaimed blockbuster that sold a trillion tickets, Morbius
>You start watching, she starts asking when the good part comes
>Eventually she starts enjoying it more and starts commenting on Jared Leto's vampire powers
>She claps when the credits start rolling, as if she was in a theater
>The next days she keeps occasionally quoting the movie even during sex
>Now she says "It's morbing time!" when she feeds off your mana

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>>39940910

>> No.39946291

fuck off

>> No.39946302

>>39946290
That artist has some top tier fucking art.
Shame about the TF stuff.

>> No.39946308

gee, what an extremaly low quality post, wonder what I should do...

>> No.39946324

Well, I can safely say that cheshires will have a new shitposting target for a while in the form of Vampires.
God help them.

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>>39946055
Cloaks are the best. I also like big, feathery wings.

>> No.39946345

>>39946324
>1000 year old vampire lady getting BTFO'd by a pink cat with some basic photoshop skills.

>> No.39946348

>>39946256
But I want to be raped by an angel that went completely berserk

>> No.39946350

>>39946345
>"I'm moooorbiiiing"
>servant, what the devil is that insolent feline caterwauling about? Its irritating.

>> No.39946351

>>39946290
Cool art style but who the fuck is a lot of their stuff so weirdly dark?

>> No.39946355

>>39946342
Big wings are a weakness of mine
That's why I love griffons

>> No.39946377

>>39946342
I too love big wings, but I prefer batlike, membrane wings. The fluffy feathers have their appeal, though.

>> No.39946433

>>39946281
Is this some social media meme? why is this thing getting posted here?

>> No.39946437

>>39946433
Morbius is basically becoming the new Bee Movie

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>> No.39946460

>>39946437
Then why is such a normalfag piece of trash being posted on /jp/ of all places?

>> No.39946470

>>39946460
My guess is that its simply because its funny to make fun of the newest bad thing.

>> No.39946473

>>39946460
Because it's based as fuck to dab on it.

>> No.39946477

>>39946437
Who cares? This is /jp/, those retards can go back to facebook or gaia for their epic memes

>> No.39946491

>>39946460
Vtumors brought the worst kind of normalfag to infest /jp/, look at the result when mods punish gatekeeping

>> No.39946497

>>39946473
>dab
I still don't know what normalfags mean by this

>> No.39946510

>>39946491
So you're falseflagging to prove to everyone that your gatekeeping, which apparently includes seething at shogs and mndflayers because muh monster boys is valid? You're mentally ill.

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Drop simple ideas for something to draw

>> No.39946534

>>39946510
Gatekeeping keeps the thread as clean as it can be

>> No.39946537

>>39946527
Zombie trying to put on a maid costume

>> No.39946547

>>39946527
milky jian shi titties

>> No.39946550

>>39946527
Sleepy looking ghost floating through the shower Anon is in.

>> No.39946557

>>39946527
>Fluffy wing hugs
>Anon and his waifu struggling with kinky play
>Pharaoh disciplining the Anubis for goofing around each thread >>39940972
>Bullying knife ears

>> No.39946558

>>39946527
Yellow scaled wurm

>> No.39946566

>>39946558
but y?

>> No.39946568

>>39941739
What age do you stop riding mom to school?
>never

>> No.39946572

>>39946566
I like the color

>> No.39946575

>>39946527
Anon sleeping with a 9-winged archangel and being fully immersed in her wings

>> No.39946576

>>39946527
Gnome planting a tree

>> No.39946581

>>39946568
I can hear the "ba dum tss"

>> No.39946585

>>39946527
Boxing Goblins

>> No.39946586

>>39946527
Salamander making neet anon get into shape

>> No.39946592

>>39943662
>Yandere pharaoh
>Godvoice never goes above a whisper but is somehow even more compelling than a shout
Spooky!

>> No.39946597

>>39946575
I want this IRL

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>>39946572
I once did one for a desert variant of a wurm

>> No.39946607

>>39946600
nigga wurm

>> No.39946617

>>39946600
Delicious chocolate skin.

Bet she sometimes ends up in the sandworm tunnels underground.

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>>39940910

>> No.39946625

>>39946473
>Based
Remember times without this shitty nu-internet slang? I miss them.

>> No.39946641

>>39943856
Imagine this caterpillar is your identity, and street fighter Kimbo Slice is a cyber criminal. Kimbo wants to take your caterpillar and do bad things to it. The caterpillar, responding in typical caterpillar fashion, eats a leaf. Now you have a choice: would you like to allow Kimbo to, in his words, "unleash a world of hurt" on your caterpillar, or would you like to deny it?

>> No.39946648

>>39946625
Wet blanket

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Why do I feel like someone is watching me?

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>>39946625
Ebin xDDDDDDDDD

>> No.39946668

>>39946617
She does end up in those tunnels but she's real civil about it. She and her sisters mostly go around making sure that no one ends up collapsing of thirst, also part of the reason she got big jugs

>> No.39946675

>>39946625
Wow that's an epic win, 1000 internets to you! lolololol

>> No.39946676

>>39946625
lol, l337 sp34k pwns all XD

Truly, old internet slang was so much better

>> No.39946685

>>39946625
I'm taking this from a guy who spent the last half decade barking "cuck" at everything?

>> No.39946690

>>39946625
Remember when people used outsider slangs on /jp/ was an instant ban? I miss that

>> No.39946699

>>39946437
I don’t understand. Why Bee Movie?

>> No.39946700

>>39946607
what ya, expect her to be pale as the desert and be sunburnt all the time?

>> No.39946715

>>39946685
Do you realize where you are right now?

>> No.39946718

>>39946699
bee movie became a weird thing on just how absurd the movie is, even for dreamworks bullshit
Morbius is looking to be the MCU version of that

>> No.39946728

>>39946699
Bee movie was a really weird, just nonsense movie.
Morbius is basically the marvel version in that sense.

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Beware of demon realm snakes.

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>> No.39946918

>>39946830
I don’t wanna touch fluffy tails anymore

>> No.39946936
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Reminder that bondage and comfy go so well together

>> No.39946942

>>39946830
Well look at the bright side
Now she can perform tentacle rape

>> No.39946955

>>39946918
skeleton girls win again
What you see is what you get.

>> No.39946957

>>39946936
I love this dumb spider so much it's unreal.

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>>39946942
>he is unaware

>> No.39946995

Need big tiddy conspiracy buff rata gf to listen to Royal Makai number station with and try to uncover the automaton conspiracy to mass produce waifus.

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>>39946957
I don't know if she gave me this bondage fetish, but she definitely deepened it.

>> No.39947054

>>39946936
Agreed. Comfy, gentle bondage is ideal.

>> No.39947066

>>39946830
On the bright side, she can pretend to be a cat while the fluff is short.

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>>39947025
I prefer doing the tying.

>> No.39947079

>>39946527
Cute Werebat eating a banana

>> No.39947082

>>39947025
F-Fuck

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>>39946527
A raiju about to make a decision involving a metal fork and an electrical outlet

>> No.39947117

>>39946527
Bicorn buying corn for Bicorns

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soft

>> No.39947155

>>39947123
It's nice how a cute cow like that is lovingly supported.

>> No.39947169

>>39947025
I'm not really into bondage, but for her I would definitely grow to like it. She's just too good.

>> No.39947195

>>39947169
Just looking at her makes me want to beg her to tie me up and make me happy

>> No.39947209

>>39941322
>You have a long day of trying to convince people a random species of Mamono is a furry tomorrow.

Why not today?

>> No.39947217

>>39947195
Same, but I also just kinda want to cuddle with her. Also her hands fascinate me

>> No.39947229

>>39946290
>"huh, those are some very saberface automata"
>notice filename
oh

>> No.39947239

>>39947229
Nah, those are Rin faces for sure.
I know my Seibahs.

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>>39946439
AMAGI AMAGI AMAGI AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39947243

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39240300

As Anon requested: Clingy living armor in a world where armor is out of place.
The next one will be the cupid request then the hinezumi one.

Enjoy

>> No.39947257

>>39946527
Nerd lilim getting /fit/

>> No.39947261
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>Be farmer’s youngest son
>Older brother moved to be a big city folk
>Older sis working to be a vet
>Just me, ma, pa, and our farm
>Heard of a local slave ring bust
>Authorities rescued ten Minotaurs, or what city folk says is appropriate, Holstaruses
>Apparently they were kept in a basement and forced to be milked
>Poor things were fed medicine and hormones to make more milk
>Parents had a barn house that they were meaning to take down
>One day return from the city with ten air mattresses, ten pajama sets, twenty pants, and twenty large bust dresses
>Mom managed to convince authorities to let the girls live with us until we figure out their families
>Apparently she was good friends with some alphabet agent people back in Highschool and her city years
>Now have ten older sisters
>Such a pretty sight to see them wearing comfortable dresses and being girls, rather than livestock
>Hell, we don’t even treat our livestock like that
>Mom and dad entrust me to help them settle in
>Show them around; their beds, the sink, the fridge, the toilet, the showers
>Some of them don’t even know what a light switch is…
>”Where are our milking machines?” One asks
>Apparently Minotaurs need to be milked regularly like sheep needed to be sheared, but every couple days
>Tell mom and dad the situation
>Dad immediately gets to ordering a pump while ma blushingly finds her gloves
>Tells me to do the same and to grab a few buckets
>Me and mom gotta milk these girls until next month when we get the machine
>Dad is too timid to do it, and partially afraid of scaring the girls or rubbing them the wrong way
>Mom seems to be experienced in this; can’t be too different from when she had a bun in the oven I suppose
>Thought the girls would sneer at me or think I’m a perv
>They all actually seem comforted by me, even to the point to where they seem to think I’m cute
>Try to hurry up with every girl to avoid their maternal smiles
>Breast pump finally shows up
>Eight of the girls seem to use it just fine
>Two of them are still terrified of machines
>Don’t blame em one bit
>Mom entrusts me to pick up the torch and milk them for now on
>Two girls are scared to even sleep alone, even though they all share a bedroom in the giant barn
>Sometimes gotta be their comfort teddy bear
>Swear I sometimes wake up with a milk mustache

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Humans get cold easily. This is why monster girls need to shove them between tits.

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Hmm... Something isn't right with this maid.

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Shoggy and friends!

>> No.39947358

>>39943794
>the mg you dont even know is yandere ie inari

KC actually said Inaris are Yanderes, either all of them are or at least a very high number.

>> No.39947364

>>39947243
>then the hinezumi one.

What is that one about?

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>>39947358
Yanderes are fine, I wish I could find a yandere Troll crazy for me

>> No.39947376

>>39947292
I don't see anyhting wrong here. She just helping her special someone get to sleep.

>> No.39947377

How do you imagine a Silverback Gorilla MG would be like?

>> No.39947385

>>39947377
This is a thread for monstergirls, not animal girls

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>> No.39947421

>>39947376
I have chronic insomnia, so my kiki helping me get to sleep sounds really, really cute and sweet. Just her being there with me would be so damn nice.

>> No.39947425

>chaos mgs were a subtle monsterboy shoehorn
>siths were a not-so-subtle furry shoehorn
>nurarihyons were a subtle chad/alpha male shoehorn as now some jocks hoard all the women in hundreds-sized harems
KC is based why again?

>> No.39947437

>>39947421
Gentle Kiki song will soothe many a wounded soul.

>> No.39947441

>>39946690
idk man sounds kinda cringe frfr no cap

>> No.39947442

>>39947425
>nurarihyons were a subtle chad/alpha male shoehorn as now some jocks hoard all the women in hundreds-sized harems

Wrong on this one, Nura's harem work more like Highschool DxD harem, where some loser manages to score a big harem, nowhere is it stated that Nuras go after jocks and chads.

>> No.39947445

Do you think he ever gets tired of saying the same things over and over and over.

>> No.39947453

>>39947421

Would Wurms and Minos help with insomnia? I can't help but think with how tight they hold you, it must be really uncomfortable to sleep.

>> No.39947457

>>39947453
>>39947421
>imagine forgetting the sleep sheep

>> No.39947461

>>39947385
I mean in the same way Werewolf is wolf MG, Jinko is tiger MG, Mino is bull MG and so on.

>> No.39947467

>>39947461
do you know what a kakuen is? If not, read the wiki

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>>39940910

>> No.39947472

>>39947364
Anon requested a guy going into a hinezumi dojo, then gets gangbanged

>> No.39947475

>>39947469
I can see that some lims are eating well.
I approve

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>>39947425

>> No.39947478

>>39947469
i dislike this image, the thighs dont match the ass, making it look like she got implants

>> No.39947487

>>39947442
>>39947477
tards

>> No.39947500

>>39947472
Yes, YES! Either it was me and I don't remember it, or it was some based anon with awesome taste, given I was planning to commission such a story: Now I can focus on the yuuuge muscle kiki headmistress "disciplining" neet isekaid anon story.

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>>39947453
Would it be comfortable to sleep with a spider?

>> No.39947510

>>39947461
Those all have roots in mythology and folklore. Maybe try Tritonia for an oddball animal girl.

The fucked up thing is we don't have a Lion yet.

>> No.39947516

>>39947445
doesn't seem to

>> No.39947557

>>39947461
>>39947510
Yeti is an apeman, go with that.

>> No.39947561

>>39947502
yes, but id rather sleep on top of them with them lying back down

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>>39947502
Let me explain the logic to you
>Comfort is about being unwilling to move or change position
>I get more and more comfortable if I keep the same position for a long time
>This is easy to do when I have no choice, due to restraints
>Bondage is all about restraining the body in a certain position
>Spiders are very good at bondage
>Please tie me up

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>> No.39947594

>>39947582
>Anon looking like a spider snack rn, ngl

>> No.39947604

If shirohebi decides to go vegan, you could say that she becomes a shiroherbivore.

>> No.39947614

>>39947477
>This review
It was a mistake to give them rights.

>> No.39947619

>>39947604
>she dresses you up in a carrot suit and eats you

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>>39947582
Hmm, this does sound reasonable, now I want to get tied up by a spider too.

>> No.39947637

>>39947582
Shog is the best for that. Imagine one of those sensory deprivation tanks but instead of water it's full of shog.

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Special moth dances

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Time for spiders

>> No.39947676

>>39947661
Spiders are gross, post kikis instead. Especially post kikis dusting and getting rid of nasty cobwebs

>> No.39947681

>>39947594
It's all the nervous energy. I need to be tied up so I can burn some of that off until I accept that escape is impossible, and that I should just relax instead.
Any teasing beyond that would be another matter, and I might just flip back to resisting.
>>39947637
Shoggs are creepy and stupid, so I'd rather a normal or Dark Slime.
Even then, slime just doesn't compare to good ol' normal bondage. Webs, rope, chains, cuffs, magic, etc. Tentacles too, obviously. Even just a very strong grip.

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>>39947676
Stop fucking the furniture and just accept nobody likes maids anymore.

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>>39947661
>>39947676
Rude

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>>39947691
I like this maid, though. I like her a lot.

>> No.39947710

>>39947590
a Shinano is also good

>> No.39947726

>>39947691
>>39947697
Kiki > octo leg bug

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>>39947691
What about maid spiders?

>> No.39947759

>>39947752
Blamed regularly for cobwebs made throughout the home.

>> No.39947791

>>39947759
>Keeps out nasty bug girls
>Don’t have to worry about greenworms eating all your food
>Don’t have to worry about mantises shredding your clothes
>Don’t have to worry about oomukades in your walls
>Don’t have to worry about devil bugs making a mess
>Don’t have to worry about hornet gals making a nest inside your home
>Don’t have to worry about kunoichi assassins sitting on your face
Sorry about your shit taste

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>>39947726
>octo leg bug
Read that as octo leg hug for a second.

>> No.39947806

Too many spiders. I'm getting the can of raid

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>>39947661
It's always time for spiders.

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>>39947726
Kiki is a weird dog-bird with the best parts of neither whose only notable characteristic is being a maid.

Sorry your forced meme MG is outclassed by any other girl with a headdress and a feather duster.

>> No.39947824

>>39947791
>Don’t have to worry about kunoichi assassins sitting on your face
But I rather like it!

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I like this maid the best.

>> No.39947849

>>39947821
>says this while posting a girl with a horrible design and supposedly being a top tier monster girl yet can't find a husband despite fishing for one for hundreds of years

>> No.39947885

>>39947845
every maid is best maid

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OL

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>>39947275

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>> No.39947971

>>39947752
Very skilled, especially at ceiling clenliness

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>>39947849
>can't find a husband despite fishing for one for hundreds of years
Truelolis keep seducing all the men, baphomets and sabbaths get out-competed by actual nine year olds.

>> No.39947990

>>39947973
it's their fault for making familiars cuter than themselves.

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>> No.39948027

>>39947973
Fuck no.
I’d take a lolibaba over that any day of the week.

>> No.39948031

>>39947614
they will have no rights and society will be fixed when the nukes drop.
>>39947849
She is waiting for the right man,you
>>39947973
actual young kids would be very annoying. Why not setting down with a nice 9000 year old baph?
That's 8991 years of experiene at being 9.

>> No.39948042

>>39947510
>The fucked up thing is we don't have a Lion yet.

An anon here lobbied KC to make Liongirl a musclegirl harem, I am very much looking forward to it.

>> No.39948065

>>39948042

I am very much regretting the MGE game if it means such a profile drought given how long it seems it will take the game to come out.

>> No.39948084

>>39948042

I am thirsting so much for muscle MGs, I need KC to release a new muscle MG or release updated art for Mino, the second seems more likely because of the RPG. Fingers crossed that Mino is among the MGs KC is keeping as a surprise, given we have seen Holst and they inhabit some common areas to Minos.

>> No.39948090

>>39948065
it's the mans dream, i'm not going to fault him for it. shame he has to be so wordy though; i'm sure that eng tl is dragging things too.

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Zzap

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NEED SOFT

>> No.39948101

>>39948042
>harem
Dead on arrival. Just like every other harem species.
People never learn.

>> No.39948113

>>39948065
He might be trying to play it smart. Rapidly releasing a bunch of new profiles during the lead-up to release would be good promotion and get people excited. I assume the game itself will have a few new species that you'll initially need to play the game to see too.

>> No.39948115

>>39948090

I would have no problem with it if KC had a team to have things moving forward, but it seems he is making the game almost entirely by himself. Such a big project can't be made solo, KC needs to take more of a producer role or producer/lead artist. He also needs to move from Patreon to crowdfunding with concrete goals, I am relatively sure he would get enough money to complete the game in a timely manner.

>> No.39948127

>>39948101
Dude, its a LIONESS MG. Like, I get you don't like harems, but if there is a MG that fits it, is the lion.

>> No.39948138

>>39948065
there is no evidence the game is actually taking up a lot of his time

>> No.39948163

>>39948115
It's a side work of a passion project by a polite Japanese man with strong principles who still hasn't quit his day job.

Chill

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Tried to imagine a Lich with an interest in fire-related magic. Yeah, it's just a recolor.

>> No.39948195

>>39948163
I think that's his point, dude. It'll never finish as is.

>> No.39948213

>>39947243
what was nice
thanks

>> No.39948220

>>39948127
And it doesn’t matter because every species that, by default, comes as a group is inevitably relegated to obscurity.

>> No.39948221

>>39948031
>actual young kids would be very annoying.
They're MGE monsters and also from a japanese 2D setting in general, at most they would be cheeky and teasing in the fun way. The true loli monsters are overpowered.

>> No.39948230

>>39948138

KC said that Tweeting was taking time from the game, then he promptly stopped tweeting for a long time from his secret account, so we can assume the game is indeed taking time. If even writing tweets is significant, then drawing profiles likely is even more so.

>> No.39948235

>>39948221
nah, just4u, scrub

>> No.39948243

>>39948090
Dude needs to learn how to delegate.

>> No.39948250

>>39948195
He'll have more time when he retires from his job.

>> No.39948283

>>39948230
I think that says more about kc than the game getting worked on

>> No.39948312

How scary do you think angry Wurm momsters are to their husbands-sons? What would make a Wurm momster angry?

>> No.39948325

>>39948097
Exceptional taste

>> No.39948365

>>39948097
>>39948325
very good, soft is good
>>39948312
very, she can dig into the ground and pull you under into a little cave to spank you at any moment

>> No.39948407

>>39947243
It's okay but the grammar could be better

>> No.39948438

>>39948312
>What would make a Wurm momster angry?
a wurm's son taking advantage of his sister's airheadedness to get them to do things for him may earn a severe scolding and a time out

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Who /vanillalover/ here. Elves, foxes, succs, witches, etc

>> No.39948460

>>39948440
Old elves and foxes deserve a vanilla romance and marriage with lots of children!

>> No.39948470

What would be some weird ways some monster girls would try to "flirt" with some guy they like.
Assuming they don't just rape him.

>> No.39948490

>>39948470
twerking

>> No.39948498

>>39948490
Disgusting

>> No.39948501

>>39948365

How do Wurm spankings feel life?

>> No.39948513

>>39948470
Rubbing herself all over him like a housecat

>> No.39948527

>>39948470
leaving food for him at his door, little notes in the places he frequents, fixing his room while hes gone
>>39948501
hard and erotic which always leads to corrective dick milking

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>>39948470
Trying to feed anon with food from her homeland, it's some strange creature that has been roasted and seasoned with even stranger spices.

>> No.39948567

>>39948498
if you don't like it just look away, onii-chan

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>>39948440
MGE has some really nice vanilla girls.

>> No.39948580

i was wondering why it seemed like almost every every other loli post was a shitpost honestly

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>>39948574
striped socks erotic

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need to purify my eyes after reading some of this bullshit

>> No.39948591

>>39948582
i cannot deny the allure but its better on older girls

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>>39947243
Thanks, legit.

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>>39948440

>> No.39948615

>>39948470
Power bomb him

>> No.39948640

>>39948580
KC will update his game with 90% lolis next update.

>> No.39948661

>>39948640
Didnt he share a picture of like the 30 holstaur cg's he's working on

>> No.39948684

>>39948661
he gave up and realized he can draw twice as many lolis in the same time because they are half as big

>> No.39948685

>>39948580
Always has been, I do my best to contribute quality lewd or romantic posts.

>> No.39948698

>>39948470
strangely warm milk, cookies, strange letters talking about what you did today was super cool, gifting of miads
>>39948661
as i said the shitpost, the flies begin to fly around the turd

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>> No.39948720

How do I escape an ushi-oni’s leg lock?

>> No.39948732

>>39948720
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse.

>> No.39948734

>>39948716
Very spikey

>> No.39948739

>>39948716
i wanna to go dragonia and go to one of the beaches, so many dragons, sunbathing

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>>39948720
you don't

>> No.39948745

Coffee cake and coffee are meant to be shared with maids during a comfy break.

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>>39948574
Personally the most vanilla of vanilla is perfect for me

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>>39948470
Just showing up and acting like she's already his wife can be a high-risk, high-reward technique. You wake up next to her and she treats you like you've been together for years. It can come off a bit yan but if she's good at it you'll feel compelled to play along until it becomes true.

>> No.39948762

>>39948758
ah yes, the smokehobo classical tech

>> No.39948771

>>39948101
Khepri is pretty cool.

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I TOLD YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THE MONSTERS WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT RETARD

>> No.39948793

not responding to that

>> No.39948809

>>39948786
I tried but they overpowered me.

>> No.39948811

>>39948758
>Wake up in a castle
>Demon sleeps right next to you
>She acts like you've been married for years
>Castle is too big so anon can't find his way out
>Even all the maids act like he's been living there since forever
>Anon was later found passed out from all the gaslighting

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>>39948762
Nurarihyon are experts but any clingy or possessive girl could pull it off if she was committed enough. A yandere titania or alpha hellhound would be sort of scary at first but probably very effective.

>> No.39948828

>>39948786
Why did they put pillows in their shirts?

>> No.39948845

>>39948470
role reversal
>nice girl does things for you
>attach to you and beg for sex
>cry when you tell then you don't owe them sex.
Nice to feel in power for once. I value your friendship though.

>> No.39948852

>>39948811
>that scenario
I love that set up, is the castle, like, amazing likely big? If it was, I would be exploring every little corner of that castle

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>>39948811
Ice queens probably do this all the time. Why embarrass herself in front of the kingdom trying to court around when she could just put one of her subjects in the throne next to hers? What is he going to do, defy his queen?

>> No.39948870
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Come live in the desert.

>> No.39948876

>>39948870
>Fateshit
>That artist
Please consider suicide

>> No.39948880

>>39948867
I would, for the hell of it
>>39948876
what did that artist do? is it futa?

>> No.39948889

>>39948876
As if fate characters have not been posted for years, newfag.

>> No.39948902

>>39948811
This not only appeals to my fetish for being gaslit but also my fascination with the idea of being trapped in an infinite megastructure thats also pretty comfy.

>> No.39948905

>>39948880
>spoiler
Yes.

>>39948889
>shitposters have existed for years, why are you mad now?
Don't play pretend, newnigger.

>> No.39948915

>>39948905
i literally have a half mind to make an OC thats her whole point is to go around with an axe and chops cocks off

>> No.39948927

>>39948915
Why did I think I would give a flying fuck about your tranny making OC?

>> No.39948933

>>39948927
you were taking about futas? Dumb fuck

>> No.39948940
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look at her shes adorable. 15/10 would cuddle.

>> No.39948941

>>39948811
I'd be really worried that I just suddenly lost my memory like that. I hope my wife is up to telling me all the stories about our marriage to help me get my memory back.

>> No.39948944

>>39948933
Again, that doesn't mean I give a fuck about your faggy OC shit just because I hate tranny porn.

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>>39948940
wrong image but it'll do, heres the one i wanted to send

>> No.39948961
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>>39948941
She can help

>> No.39948965

>>39948940
>>39948946
Cheshires seem like they would have the most obnoxious english acceny on purpose

>> No.39948972

>>39948604
Vulva squish needs to be a tag

>> No.39948982

>>39948972
but i dont see any of that in the pic

>> No.39949000

>>39948982
>>39948972
I see it now but when I think of squish, I think it happening horizontally, not laterially

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>>39940910

>> No.39949031

>>39948470
Looking for any excuse, no matter how mild, for some physical contact.

>> No.39949058

>>39949026
edgy papillion

>> No.39949082
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Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You've just woken up with this strange mamono clinging to your arm, peacefully asleep next to you. You are absolutely sure you've never seen this person before, but she looks very comfortable and happy snuggled up in your bed. Her clothes and belongings are mixed in with yours around the room, like she's been around for some time, but you know they weren't there yesterday.

Would you play along?

>> No.39949102

>>39948867
Ice queens would have an easier time finding husbands while they're still small and cute ice princesses and not as intimidating yet.

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>>39949082
I am immediately very uncomfortable, as I do not know this woman and fear future false allegations.

>> No.39949122

>>39949082
>angel
most definitly my guardian angel that has bewen most likely stealing my stuff

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>>39949082
>Lilim
This is a prank, right? I have to be getting pranked right now there's no way a Lilim would be interested in me.

>> No.39949162

>>39949082
>familiar
I love cute and funny monsters, so I'd happily play along with her - especially if there's a chance of making her mean bapho master angry since she's still single!

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>>39949082
>manticore
I feel like my options are accept it, or be raped into compliance. Might as well start off lovey-dovey. I'll just tell her we may need to go to the Dr. Mindflayer later because I think my memory may be going bad.

>> No.39949240

>>39949235
grab her tail and use it as a fleshlight.
Assert dominance

>> No.39949255

>>39949235
Grab her tail and use it as a plushy
Assert cuddliness

>> No.39949263

>>39949082
>vamp mosquito
I'd know right away if she drank my blood at least. I'd prefer if she woke up well-fed and busty, but if not I'd be sort of touched that she showed so much restraint. Maybe she could tell I have low blood pressure.

>> No.39949273

>>39949082
I have no idea what a Ittan-Momen is so I can't really say

>> No.39949283

>>39949273
Ittan-momen is a fabric demon. Basically your blanket became your wife. Very fitting, very comfy.

>> No.39949289

>>39949273
read the setting, homo

>> No.39949303

>>39949283
I should probably throw her in the wash then
>>39949289
I only own the first book

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>> No.39949366

>>39949303
She'd probably be a little hurt if you threw her in a washing machine instead of doing it by hand with a washboard. Best to let mamonomana keep her clean.

>> No.39949370

>>39949339
vampiric dragon? the haughtiness scale is off the charts

>> No.39949402

>>39949082
>Mad Hatter
Surprised I hadn't noticed a woman of such high class get close like that.

Also, why is there a mushroom on my arm?

>> No.39949426

>>39949139
A possessive yandere lilim's reasoning goes beyond mortal understanding. If you weren't her perfect soulmate before, you will be very soon.

>> No.39949438

>>39949082
>Merrow
I'm pretty sure I would have noticed my bed becoming soaking wet so I'm very confused.

>> No.39949462

>>39949082
>wight
did I somehow die and get revived as a half-incubus? I'm pretty sure she'd know I was awake, so there's probably very little chance of escape.

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i simply want to headpat all the good girls

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>>39948946
No other monster is more annoying and breedable than Cheshire.

>> No.39949493

>>39949484
magpie harpies, duck harpies, goose harpies just to name a few

>> No.39949495

>>39949082
I can tell before rolling I will be panicky and in disbelief.
>Alraune
Yeah, that's a lot to be in my bed too.

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>>39949463
Headpats are a meme. Run fingers beneath and through the hair and watch her melt into a puddle.

>> No.39949502

>>39949493
Ok I stand corrected, I can't stand avians.

>> No.39949509

Should you feel safe and protected in Dragonia's cementery?

>> No.39949514

>>39949509
what are you doing there in the first place?

>> No.39949516

>>39949426
>Anon suddenly asks his Lilim "wife" during a big family gathering if this is just all some big prank and how he has serious doubts someone like her would be interested in him
>Entire family starts looking at him and next thing Anon knows they're both getting thrown into the "correction" pocket dimension
>After about a month they both limp out practically glued to each other saying cute pet names

>> No.39949519

>>39949493
>magpie harpies
You talking Australian magpies or Eurasian magpies? Eurasian magpies just make some weird noises and normally don't fuck with people.

>> No.39949531

>>39949519
ausssie ones, with the vegemite as well

>> No.39949546 [SPOILER] 

>>39949516
Feeling like an accessory or a cover would be normal reaction, I feel.

>> No.39949557

>>39949531
I wish the Aussie magpies were called something else, they're not even corvids.

>> No.39949574

>>39949557
what are they, aside from annoying birds?

>> No.39949594

>>39949516
I don't think it would be that strange for some monsters to get off to guys who lack self-respect. It could trigger healing, affectionate instincts in certain types of girls. An obsessed, clingy lilim would just be the most intense form of it.

>> No.39949653

>>39949082
>night gaunt
Yeah I would

>> No.39949655

>>39949402
You seemed like a fungi, and she thought you'd be a good spore(t) about her dropping by. You see she needs a nice place to hang her cap, and you looked so lonely she figured there was shroom for her. She knows it's a bit of a morel dilemma marrying your stalker, but she doesn't want any truffel. Just show her your stem and fill her mush-womb and be her mush-groom because she thinks you're cute as a button, and she's feeling mushy. Give her a chance, and she'll start to grow on you.

>> No.39949672

>>39949574
I looked them up and they're classified as Artamidae, basically their own thing in Australia and SEA.
>>39949594
Feeling bad about his own looks definitely should activate her.

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>> No.39949693

>>39949655
who taught a bogie how to use the internet?

>> No.39949696

>>39949672
Any anon who isn't happy with his appearance would probably just prompt his wife to incubize him even faster.

>> No.39949715

>>39949594
>Anon gets an invitation to a high school reunion
>He is VERY adamant on how he doesn't want to go and they should just stay home and enjoy themselves in private
>After some coaxing and maybe a blowjob Lilim wife learns about her husband's bullying during those years
>Decides then and there that not only are they going but she's going to do everything in her power to make her husband look like the coolest person there

>> No.39949725

>>39949082
>shog
i'd be very worried about the implications of this in regards to my memory but otherwise pleased

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>>39949497
Those are just the advanced techniques. Over-the-hair headpats are an innocent show of affection, but advanced headpats that reach the scalp and get your fingers tangled up in her hair are 100% lewd. If done correctly she'll be huffing and panting too much to speak by the time you're done.

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>>39949725
Whatever do you mean, Anon?

>> No.39949785

>>39949776
What the fuck is this garbage?

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>>39949673
I love my wife meiya!

>> No.39949821

>>39949715
>she's going to do everything in her power to make her husband look like the coolest person there
Yeah, now I really don't wanna go.

>> No.39949832

>>39949785
It's a simple greentext story. Can't you read? Need me to hold your hand?

>> No.39949841

>>39949832
It looks more like a faggy caption from some absolute shithole so go fuck yourself.

>> No.39949883

I want to teach a Cheshire the joys of surprise buttsex.

>> No.39949943

>>39949841
I don't talk to the illiterate.

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>> No.39950060
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>> No.39950090

>>39950060
me in the back

>> No.39950124

>>39949996
i would love to learn all about monster biogolgy even see it person! I would even love to document how archanids exist and how their interals look like as in bones and such

>> No.39950128

>>39949484
I still can't get my head around the wanting to fuck something you find annoying thing.

>> No.39950133
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>> No.39950159
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>>39950128
It's one of those things like an annoying older girl that bullies you, while she might slightly annoy you she also is hot and spoils you to make up for her bullying. A contradiction yes but a good one.

>> No.39950173

>>39950128
torment is kind of like a form of affection

>> No.39950178

>>39950159
Never been how I interpreted cheshires. I've always viewed them as being really playful and sweet.

>> No.39950188

>>39950178
you've got a better example than most monsters what with the doujinshi and all

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>>39946699

>> No.39950216

what is something we havn't seen before?

>> No.39950220
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>>39950178
It's fine, I would imagine each could be different than another example of their species, personality's would vary.>>39950188

>> No.39950232

>>39950216
diving bell arachne

>> No.39950233

>>39950216
2hu as monster girls

>> No.39950238

>>39950220
you can imagine what you want that's the point.

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>>39950128
She's annoying until you bend her over and plap the smug right out of her. Seeing the gap between her teasing, obnoxious self and her completely overwhelmed, vulnerable self can be very attractive.

It could also happen over time. You have memories of the cow next door bullying you as a kid but as you got older you got way bigger and stronger while she matured into a more sweet, homely young lady. She still has mischievous moments, but she can only be so smug when she's carrying your babies.

>> No.39950292

>>39950266
but i like the smug. why would i knock up a girl i dont like? and why would i do it as soon as i meet her? i dont want a house wife.

>> No.39950362

>>39950216
For such a famous monster, I can't remember an occasion Nessie was brought up here.
>>39950232
I really want to see one.

>> No.39950375

>>39950362
>nuki asks for three fidy

>> No.39950400

>>39950216
Computer virus monster girl

>> No.39950407

>>39950216
feral sith packs

>> No.39950418

>>39950400
I remember a thread a decade+ ago on /tg/ about digital/cellular tiger girls who could transmit themselves though computers and telephones to get to their rape target

>> No.39950424

>>39950418
>decade+
these threads are getting close to that old...

>> No.39950487
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>>39950400
They have been around for a while

>> No.39950494
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You will cuddle the thickcubbus

>> No.39950495
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>encounter a Lava Golem
>she screams this at you https://youtu.be/Olu1X44KfAo

>> No.39950508
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The wonders of gap moe.

>> No.39950509

>>39949082
>gyoubu danuki
if i don't play along i'll probably never be able to work or live in this town again

>> No.39950511

>>39950494
I’ll do more than that.

>> No.39950531

>>39950494
I will cuddle the buffcubus.

>> No.39950538

>>39950494
grope and molest chubcubbus

>> No.39950540

>>39950508
A MERE HOUSECAT

>> No.39950547

>>39950508
Proud warriors are best when they've been shamefully defeated with affection

>> No.39950549
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>>39950531
It is she who cuddles

>> No.39950552

>>39950540
No! She is a mighty warrior!

>> No.39950561
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>> No.39950564

>>39950549
And I shall let her.

>> No.39950568
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>>39950564
Yes

"Let"

>> No.39950580

>>39950552
incidentally childbirth was considered a form of combat and a labored pregnancy an omen of a fine warrior.

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>>39950494
imminent smothering

>> No.39950630

>>39950568
I'm aware I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, I'm just saying I approve her doing it.

>> No.39950635

>>39950619
just imagine placing your head between those melons....

>> No.39950637

>>39950619
man ms. elf really needs to put down those holst milk cakes

>> No.39950648

>>39950580
why does everything i post get responded to with eastern orthodoxy

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Did you know that in spite of making up 10% of the population, humans only make up 90% of the cases of rape? That's a very concerning issue.

>> No.39950671

>>39950637
Im going to give her more as some troll milk cakes as well

>> No.39950672

is she on the spectrum?

>> No.39950681

>>39950672
all mages are on the spectrum, another is a wurm, and another is a clown, so I'd say all of them are

>> No.39950691

>>39950648
i was referring to aztec custom but i'm hardly qualified to speak at length on it regardless

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>> No.39950700

>>39950619
those straps are putting in work. that's got to be high grade spidersilk

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>>39950671
>troll milk cakes
>now she has a big booty to go with her big boobs
bet troll milk is tasty

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>> No.39950758

>>39950699
vagina

>> No.39950774

>>39950753
didnt this guy use to do this but like
starting as a dude?

>> No.39950793

>>39950774
probably still does

>> No.39950800

>>39950774
thats hot

>> No.39950807

>>39948811
no anon you are the demons.

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>>39950487
So close

>> No.39950817

>>39950793
>>39950774
>>39950800
but...why?

>> No.39950820

>>39950699
SHE'S GOT NO FEET

>> No.39950830

>>39950508
>explorer anon escapes jungle kot captivity with the power of affection
those cats aint so tough

>> No.39950836

>>39950817
they're degenerates but not like the nice, wholesome kind we have around here

>> No.39950835

>>39950814
>>39950753
Fucking kill yourselves

>> No.39950866

>>39950753
She cute
Would wife

>> No.39950874

>>39950774
>>39950793
I think you have them confused with another artist.

>> No.39950875

>>39950737
i would love to taste and I do wonder, what different type of trolls are there?

>> No.39950882

>>39950836
This place is full of passive-aggressive catty little bitches, however.

>> No.39950884

>>39950874
i haven't seen fit to open those reposted images in years so that's fair

>> No.39950891

>>39950882
just a few anons who really don't like anything outside a very narrow interpretation of the setting.

>> No.39950892

>>39950835
What's wrong with the bottom one? It's canon.

>> No.39950905

>>39949082
>Tanuki
the whole "scheming merchant" schtick is boring as fuck, but they're otherwise very much the kind of beastgirl I like.
this situation is a bit out of hand, so while I'll let her sleep in, I'm definitely not going to "just play along."

>> No.39950914

>>39950216
POV getting raped by a mentally screwed-up cheshire cat with no father figure, a nurarihyon warrior riding a bicorn steed, a bird sith, and an angry kesaran pasaran.

>> No.39950919

>>39950914
>with no father figure
?

>> No.39950934

>>39950919
Monsters need male role models in their lives.

>> No.39950935

>>39950753
These pictures piss me off so fucking much, it reminds me of the spammer that used to post the werediaper back when were still on /a/

>> No.39950936

>>39950934
or what?

>> No.39950952

>>39950934
dont most of them????????

>> No.39950956

>>39950936
Chesire still teases you but the majority of the teasing ends up being hugs from behind that last just a few seconds too long to be playful but she won't admit it.

>> No.39950960

>>39950936
They'll think it's okay to behave in an aggressively autistic manner around boys and men and treat them unfavorably.

>> No.39950979
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kisses

>> No.39950990

>>39950960
I'm okay with aggressive autistic lolis that don't understand personal space

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>>39950905

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>>39940910

>> No.39951037

>>39950960
>i've followed you home so other monsters don't attack you
>you've said as such several times before, ms jinko.
>can i come inside this time?
>no, ms jinko
>is it okay if i stand here a while?
>i'd prefer you didn't, ms jinko
>so it's okay?
>i'm closing the door now ms jinko
>okay have a nice night
i think it might spin the other way too

>> No.39951052
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>>39950905
>>39950509
A tanuki who tries this trick would probably be one of the rare few without a greedy bone in her body. All horny monster, no business sense.

>wake up next to a strange tanuki
>she's got a smug, greedy grin on her face even before she wakes up
>as soon as her eyes open she rolls over and starts hustling you into buying a pair of matching wedding rings
>the price is laughably low, barely pocket change
>she even offers to throw in a free box of raging mushrooms to seal the deal
>she unbuttons her PJs and sits on your lap while you mull it over
>the harder you get, the lower she haggles the price as she gets more excited

>> No.39951069

>>39950882
>>39950891
Why do you always reply to yourself when people call you an annoying faggot for trying to push furshit or other nonsense?

>> No.39951143

>>39951069
I'm not replying to myself, I'm only the second post. but I AM a lover of smug siths. They look kinda like lolis, it's a big plus to me.

>> No.39951155

>>39951052
>nuki in pjs
that really gets me going but tanukis would instead take you shirts for sleepwear cause it's free

>> No.39951231
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>>39951037
>not letting her in
You'll be defenseless while you sleep. How are you supposed to get through the night without getting attacked by a kunoichi or a nightmare without a gaurd jinko? Let the girl in, no monster would dare attack a man safely locked in the grasp of some strong tiger paws.

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>>39951155
Sleepwear is your first clue as to what sort of merchant she is. She could sleep naked for maximum profit and efficiency, or maybe she views cute PJs as proper attire for conducting pillow business. A shrewd businesswoman might see a fancy negligee or babydoll as a smart investment. Either way it pays for itself.

>> No.39951338

>>39951231
>being held by a big jinko
Don't do this to me anon.

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>>39951305
she wouldn't need fancy stuff for me
I just want a nuki with coins/moneybag PJs

>> No.39951423
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is it viable for a human to outrun a jubjub(horny)?

>> No.39951443

>>39951423
Perhaps not outrun, she will lunge for you and catch you.
You'll have to sidestep it, that's your only chance.

>> No.39951447

>>39951423
i can only see it happening if you juke her

>> No.39951459

>>39951423
Try rolling

>> No.39951480

>>39951459
>>39951447
>>39951443
Timing game where you have to dodge jubjubs skillfully, the more you fail the more child support you have to pay, going into debt is game over, goal is scoring as high as possible by having more money

>> No.39951486

>>39951423
>>39951459
try tongue
but hole

>> No.39951495

>>39951480
and every time you chain together dodges, you become cocker and can do more stupid stuff like dance with a jub while dodging others or start juggling some jubs as you dodge

>> No.39951510

>>39951443
>sidestep jubjub lunge
>she goes face down, ass up in a flurry of feathers
and somehow you're not supposed to grab her by the hips and jam it in? it's impossible

>> No.39951523

>>39951510
>Jubjub is somehow a little too slow
>Falls over and is raped
>Weakly protests "oh noo please dont'" as you cum inside
>Just according to keikaku

>> No.39951530

>>39951523
>>her protests are in monotone

>> No.39951663

What does it feel to be hugged by a Minotaur?

>> No.39951664

What draws you to MGE? For me its simply a like for some of the designs. A lot of other people seem to likely the comfy.

>> No.39951669
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>>39951664
The good girls

>> No.39951674
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>>39941237
...Does Amanda Holiday have a trusty slug shotgun she calls the Chaperone?

Also have some underappreciated waifu material.

>> No.39951677

>>39951663
breathtaking

>> No.39951679

>>39951663
Extremely safe.

>> No.39951682

>>39951679

Isn't that the Hellhound?

>> No.39951683

>>39951480
you could be a matador for the QoH and her subjects amusement.
a man in a goofy costume armed with only a cape must test his mettle in the arena against an agitated jubjub. he must struggle to maintain his willpower grazing against plush jubjub feathers and lurid bird moans.
with careful timing he lands the cape upon her head and she may decide it's night and go to sleep. if defeated in such a way and he doesn't assault her further two more jubjubs are released into the ring.
it's rape or be raped

>> No.39951684

>>39941917
Wonder if Raiju fur can be woven into rudimentary conductive wire.

>> No.39951689

>>39951682
I dont think hellhounds have a patent on SafeHug.

>> No.39951690

>>39951682
Can apply to both.

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>>39951669
all succs are good girls

>> No.39951716

he should flying fish girls .

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>>39951423
no. can confirm, wifey can fly really fast.

>> No.39951724

>>39951716
they do already fly. they got levitation magic for land based applications

>> No.39951732
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39951732

MONSTERgirls!

...regular monstergirls are also nice too.

>> No.39951753

nigga, why you fucking an animal?

>> No.39951767

>>39951753
Because she makes a good omelet? Plus the whole 'acausal wish-dragon' thing.

>> No.39951770

sure this guy gets a pass but i ask for a little bit more muff and i get called a fury.

>> No.39951771
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>>39951753
Because I'm not into plants or minerals.

>> No.39951787

39951767
fuck off
39951770
you too

>> No.39951800

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the real reason a tanuki wants to take the shirt off your back is so she can better snuggle you.

>> No.39951801

>>39951770
You gotta be a little clever about it, I guess.

>> No.39951807
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>>39951771
>Because I'm not into plants
Gay.

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>>39951800
>old money grubbing hands wrote this post
they'll sell your shirt and pants and use the funds to put dollars in your underwear while you dance for their entertainment

>> No.39951826

>>39951817
Anon please, tanukis make soft and loving wives.
And you better bet that dance is private.

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>> No.39951851

>>39951807
you did pick the worst plant to use as an example

>> No.39951861

>>39951423
Maybe you can hide until she isn't horny

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>>39951826
soft yes, loving?
well ok yes

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>>39951807
The only plant I really care for is the sheepfruit.
Which, you'll note, is part animal.

>> No.39951874

>>39951861
i dunno. they have keen senses and i've heard many of them have learned how to use doorknobs

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>> No.39951891
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>>39951861

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39951898

Only Echidna for me!

>> No.39951908

>>39951898
Thst looks like a dude

>> No.39951912

>>39951865
Look, they get all that wealth so they can play cute wife at home.

>> No.39951916

>>39951865
im going to fuck the nuki innkeeper without paying a single cent!

>> No.39951919

>>39951908
Hey, when the Third Children were cloning her they didn't exactly have booba in mind.

>> No.39951930

>>39951885
>azur lane
fuck

>> No.39951934

>>39951724
Imagine waking up in your comfy sea-side home, opening your window and seeing a swarm of mersharks coming towards you like a fucking swarm through the sky.

>> No.39951939

>>39951817
she could be the softest, most ara ara tanuki in the world with not a hint of malice visible on her face and I'd still have to do a double check if they were being truthful or not. Only for me to break down when they start softly crying that I didn't believe them

>> No.39951941

where is this shit coming from
>>39951934
shark-nado

>> No.39951946

>>39951941
Fuck, how was that not the first thing I thought of??

>> No.39951952

>>39951934
mersharks are the nice ones, it's probably a potluck or something

>> No.39951953

>>39951898
Thanks for reminding me to get back on making that Baphomet edit.

>> No.39951959

>>39951817
That's the peak female body

>> No.39951966

>>39951946
you running dos in that pea sized flesh computer you call a brain

>> No.39951973

>>39951966
pea sized is generous. My wife stole every synapse.

>> No.39951974

>>39951953
Writefaggotry, or otherwise? Because now I have the mental image of Lemeza getting jumped by a horny Bapho in the Twin Labyrinths.

>> No.39951990

>>39951974
Just a shitty photoshop of the Bap arena with Bapho-chan instead.

>> No.39951999

>>39951930
Those are OC characters.

>> No.39952001

Why is it so easy to be horny, but so hard to put the horny into writing?

>> No.39952019

>>39952001
when you think of monstergirls, your dick is the one thinking, when you write with monstergirls, your heart is the one writing

>> No.39952021

>>39951990
Ah.
Well, at least we'd know who Lumisa's mother was.

Damn, someone should bring back the /tg/ threads sometime. I think the monsterboy spammer got b&, so that's at least something to be hopeful for.

>>39952001
It's really hard to get sex scenes to flow properly. It's either too fast and, thus, underwhelming, or it takes too long and thus becomes boring to read.

Try delving into character development beforehand, show how the characters react in the heat of the moment. It's the little details that count the most, after all.

>> No.39952044

>>39952001
biological imperatives don't consider things like pacing, grammar and continuity
usually

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>>39951663
Like a 6'3 manlet

>> No.39952097

>>39949082
>dragon
Oh fuck….
In the words of Bender from futurama: “well, we’re boned”

>> No.39952101

>>39952051
>ruining decent art for memeshit

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>> No.39952119

>>39952097
damn, i loved that show, especially bender. But yeah, you are boned since she know considers you part of her hoard

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>>39951851
Fuck you.

>> No.39952150

>>39952119
Not entirely related but.
>Sneak into dragon's cave
>Get to her hoard and just manage to take a gem when a puff of smoke and some excited laughter announces her arrival.
>In a fit of panic you put the gem back and say you'll leave just for her to say "Leave? Why would I allow the center of my hoard, which was ever so kind as to deliver itself, to LEAVE?"

>> No.39952152

>>39952097
>>39952119
Imagine if you rejected the yan dragon and she actually just cried and flew away

>> No.39952159

>>39949082
>Large mouse
She is my wife now, this is non-negotiable.

>> No.39952175

>>39952152
>So begins anon's quest to find and cheer up the yan dragon

>> No.39952176

>>39952116
wrow

>> No.39952181

>>39952152
my poor heart wouldnt be able to take it honestly and would run to search far and wide for her
>>39952150
A good counter to that is to point to her and say shes the center of the hoard

>> No.39952192

>>39952181
Anon no, you've just seduced the dragon with a very effective line!

>> No.39952215

>>39951664
The corruption storylines of fallen maidens and the story potential of the setting

>> No.39952230

>>39952192
which is what I was aiming for the whole time, I'll take her out of her smelly and drenched dragom femcum cave, into the world to have awakrad dates

>> No.39952264

>>39950216
I'd like to see some new species specifically based on Korean folklore. At least one who wears a hanbok.

>> No.39952270

>>39952097
After re-reading the MGE entry on dragons, I change my mind. Having a dragon as a waifu would be the most badass thing ever!
>breathes fire
>claws tear through steel
>she can fucking fly
>super rich. Holds true wealth in gold/silver/gems instead of useless paper fiat currency or magic internet coins
And I’m assuming
>massive woman, much bigger than me

Bros….I think I’m gonna be alright

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39952290

so we all know you can just take any zombie you find off the street
does the apply to other girls? can i take porcs from their warcamps?

>> No.39952307

>>39952290
if you can lift it you can claim it, though it be a double edged sword

>> No.39952309

>>39952290
You gotta hogtie them first, then you can take them.

>> No.39952313

>>39952290
yeah, all minions are fair game. My favorite ones to grab are cultists, you never know what you get until you throw them on the bed and get them out of those hoods and robes.

>> No.39952322

>>39952290
I stole a princess just as they were knighting someone, me! So its fine

>> No.39952326

>>39951999
They're all tagged as Azur Lane characters.

>> No.39952335

>>39952313
>its a three shortstacks in a big cloak

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>>39952150
>a dragoness referring to you as the centerpiece of her hoard
I'd probably stammer and stutter in embarrassment like a little bitch at that desu

>> No.39952341

>>39952309
Can't I just throw them into my stealing sack? Already visited an elven village but there is still room

>> No.39952343

>>39952313
>human
aw fuck throw it back

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>>39943856
>>39943889
>>39943897
>>39944209
>>39944377

>> No.39952354

>>39952290
I'd get her a bigger belt, that's gotta hurt her tits.

>> No.39952360

>>39952345
she has mastered the doorknob, all is lost

>> No.39952361

>>39952345
lovely, LN

>> No.39952363

>>39952313
>on the outside, cultist is lithe and medium height
>once the cloak and mask come off she jumps to 6'5 and meaty
jackpot

>> No.39952367

>>39952343
Depends on the cult. If she's a human who joined a corruption cult to get turned into a monster that could be really hot.

>> No.39952384

Does anybody here know how to get to the lake?

>> No.39952386

>>39952313
>remove coat
>there's a wendigo under yet another cloak
clever girl

>> No.39952400

>>39952345
>sun dress and big hat
Dammit that's my one weakness

>> No.39952403

Best part about having a Tzitzimitl wife is that you always have the best dates under the starlight.

'course, they're almost always eight minutes long or so, but you gotta take what you can get after all.

>> No.39952408

>>39952290
>"Thus, their loyalty to their master is very extreme and very real, and it is engraved in their instinct. Not only do they enjoy being abused by their masters, they‘re even willing to sacrifice their own lives if their master commands it."
Yes, yes you can.

>> No.39952412

>>39952313
For me, its the royals that I like to steal, it causes the most chaos

>> No.39952456

Am I allowed to bring my phone into the greenworm cocoon so I can call my boss and tell them I can't come in for a while?

>> No.39952462

>>39952456
there's only a small chance it might fuse into the greenworm

>> No.39952468

>>39952462
>Robo-Papillon

>> No.39952472

>>39952462
>lose phone in the cocoon
>once greenworm becomes a Papillon she hands it back to you
>now in a frilly pink case with "#1 Hubby" on the back

>> No.39952484

>>39952462
>your papillon now bursts into song when you get a phone call

>> No.39952494

>>39952472
>hands you your phone
>it's upgraded a model
>how

>> No.39952512

>>39952309
>hogtie a hog
lol

>> No.39952538

>>39952484
>set it to vibrate
>she now hugs you when you get a call

>> No.39952557

>>39947958
I want to BREED that shark like you wouldn't believe

>> No.39952561

>>39952512
It’s only natural.

>> No.39952565

>>39952494
>>how
Doesn't matter, wife is safe and sound and that's all I care about. Cool phones are just a bonus.

>> No.39952573

>>39952538
>dodge the hug to see what happens
>she starts vibrating around the room
heh silly bug

>> No.39952583

>>39948407
Yeah I could manage only a machine proofreading. I'll go back to it sometime, and recheck the whole thing.

>> No.39952596

Can we get a worldbuilding thread up in here?

>> No.39952599

>>39952596
Kill yourself, tranny.

>> No.39952604

>>39952599
Would if I could, bitch.

>> No.39952612

>>39952400
I, too, am weak to sundresses.

>> No.39952657

>>39952290
>>39952408
>anon gets bullied by a H'Orc
>swears revenge
>grabs one of her Porcs when nobody's looking
>mindbreaks her thoroughly
>uses her help to get another porc, and then another....
>he's built up his own warband
>declares war on the H'orc bully
>the "war" devolves into an orgy where he's on a solo mission to dick the horc bully down and make her ahegao before her minions can drain him dry

>> No.39952658

>>39952345
What a cute wormie

>> No.39952666

>>39952345
Well what kind of music DOES she listen to?

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>>39952666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0Pc_2kibw

>> No.39952699

I wouldn't get raped by monsters because I would simply be too bored and tired to even notice the new monsters around me.

>> No.39952755

>>39952326
the tagger is retarded, then.

>> No.39952767

>>39952657
The battle will be legendary. Mother p'orcs will tell their children stories of the war as bedtime stories. Little p'orcs will grow up wishing one day for their warlord to come and try to challenge them. If she wins she'll be a hero to p'orc kind and will have a cute slave/husband. If she loses, she gets to help her new husband conquer the rest of the tribe and birth plenty of strong p'orcs for the next generation. Anon may have got his revenge, but in doing so he made all the future p'orcs more motivated for war than any other monster.

>> No.39952795

>>39949509
only until the guide(me) betrays you

>> No.39952802

>>39952699
They'd still notice you. Good luck ignoring a horny werewolf crashing through your widow.

>> No.39952814

>>39952802
she would have to wait while he sweeps up the broken glass and calls the window repair gremlin

>> No.39952852

>>39952699
>Constantly followed by a flock of weresheep

>> No.39952860

>>39952814
>werewolf stands there awkwardly shuffling her feet, ears drooping like a scolded puppy while anon cleans up her mess
>too guilty to feel horny anymore, she helps anon put a tarp over the broken window
>a few days later after repairs she knocks on the door and asks nicely to come in

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>>39952860
even horny dogs can be good girls I guess

>> No.39952941

Seem like there's an emerging genre of japanese novels out there that include VRMMORPG and Female players with Monstergirls avatars, spotted one about an Oni warrior girl streamer, one about an Undead princess, one about a cursed fairy and another one about a Shoggoth, I didn't dig deep to see if there's other titles like that yet but it's nice to casually read.

>> No.39952960

>>39952941
PS these novels also tend to have a 4chan type bulletin board too.

>> No.39952970

>>39952960
>Japanese
>4chan
You mean 2chan

>> No.39952971

Post your favorite kiki pics please!

>> No.39952981
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>>39952971
Still the best

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>>39952971

>> No.39953001

>>39952982
Kiki is sick! You can't fuck someone while she's unwell with the flu, they might get worse!

>> No.39953010

>>39952982
Kiki's dense master:
>I... I didn't know that's what you wanted.
>I didn't know you felt that way about me
Despite her being overtly obvious and dressing practically nude when working

>> No.39953020

>>39953010
nah dense master would think that its the fever talking
soon she will be better and be back to good old kiki

>> No.39953025

>>39952982
Okay okay I'll fuck you right now just stop pretending to be sick, I can't take it looking at you being all miserable

>> No.39953035

>>39952982
Because you're sick, you stupid bird

>> No.39953067

>>39953001
nah, using the D will cure her
too bad anon is now sick

>> No.39953074

>>39952982
because the time wasted on fucking is time when you arent doing something useful, like cleaning the floors, making dinner, washing the dishes kr recovering from your illness. You understand, right?

>> No.39953111

>>39951069
Ooh, you feel called out, don't you? Slit your wrists you pathetic milquetoast.

>> No.39953126

>>39953111
>replying to a dead argument from four hours ago
Mad

>> No.39953137

Stop bullying kikis.

>> No.39953142

>>39952941
Got a link to any of them or where I can find them?

>> No.39953159

>>39953137
>"You missed a spot."
>"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry mastah, w-where?"
>"Hah, just kidding."
>eye twitches

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>>39953137
no

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>>39942833
post original

>> No.39953301

>>39953137
>order kiki to clean and not stop no matter what
>while she's doing that, cook up an absolute feast
>brag about your superior cooking skills and rub it in her face
>she can do nothing about it but silently seethe and stuff herself because it actually is that good

>> No.39953303

>>39948944
qq

>> No.39953308

>>39953303
>9 hour old post

>> No.39953326

>>39953308
its important to remind trash that they're bitter and sad

>> No.39953331

>>39953326
Nah, you're just autistic.

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>>39953159
This is how it will end one day.

>> No.39953365

>>39952403
>Skeleton in a dress with native American accessories
>Power related to the stars
That would make one of the most unique monster girl if done right.
Would it be dumb if her eyes looked like a starry sky?

>> No.39953387

>>39952657
This new Shadow of Mordor game is lit, I knew vidya will get better once the portals opened.

>> No.39953486

>>39953387
>Monster Girl Shadow of Mordor
>Go around brainwashing Monster Girls into a harem/warband to conquer the land
I'd even buy the low-effort DLC.

>> No.39953492

>>39953142
>Oni Streamer
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/blunt-type-ogre-girls-way-to-live-streaming/
>Undead Princess
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/free-life-fantasy-online/
>Cursed Fairy
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/curse-nightmare-party-jagan-yousei-ga-yuku-vrmmo/
>Shoggoth
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/tekeri-chan/

Note, these novels are usually not translated up to latest chapters so going to Basedetsu and using google translate might be a good idea if you can bear the poor reading quality and want to see more of it.

>> No.39953498

>>39950817
TG and furry make up the vast majority of the transformation scence

>> No.39953557

>>39948574
>Geez, you pale foreigners sure are strange.

>> No.39953565

>>39952981
really need to dig up and splice together to the sleepy Kiki stuff

>> No.39953580

>>39953557
I knew taking a job in the United Desert Kingdoms was a mistake...

>> No.39953600
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>>39953348
This is why after teasing you must be diligent about petting your kiki. Every maid should feel appreciated.

>> No.39953652

Order desert kingdom is better than those ran by pharaoh, apophises and khepri kings
>Only have to marry 1 human girl and have son with her
>Can have as many monster girls in your harem as you want
>Human wife won’t complain since it’s been this way forever, and can’t complain due to the laws
>Pick of whatever kind of monster you want from the slave markets
>Housekeeping kikis
>! ! Anubises
>Riddle plagiarizing sphinxes
>JO jackal gals
>Pouty pharaohs
>Hashshashin kunoichi
>Bratty baphomets
>Sun kissed shirohebis
>Every monster you can think of is sold at the slave market
>Best part is they’re all dirt cheap, sometimes even free

>> No.39953666

>>39953652
>Order desert kingdom is better than those ran by pharaoh, apophises and khepri kings
Impossible, because MGE is a wish fulfillment setting and Khepri Kings are the self insert option.

>> No.39953701
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39953701

Lord, hear my plea. Bless this sacred act of forceful love.

>> No.39953734

>>39944348
>those ripped shorts
How does a zombie have the brains to know my weakness?

>> No.39953789

>>39952345
Well, guess I'll take a seat, enjoy a glass of orange juice.

>> No.39953919
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39953919

Sundress Wurm also

>> No.39953963

>>39953600
>petting your kiki
With your dick. In her ass.

>> No.39953969

Kikis don't get morning breath

>> No.39954004
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39954004

Raiju

>> No.39954035

>>39953701
catholic hellhounds hunt in packs, because they always drag a priest with them
whenever Anon is about to get raped by a hellwan, she forces a ring unto his hand, and the priest marries them on the spot, while the rest of the pack serves as best women and so on
the Church doesn't care since the celibate is gone. In fact they enjoy the growing number of marriages, they even train the priests to be designated beastgirl pack chaplains.

>> No.39954040

>>39954004
Time to shock those muscles into shape?

>> No.39954090

>mosquito bit my dick
>the only way to scratch the itch is to basically jerk it a little
>end up walking around horny
I can now see what KC was going for with Vamp Mosquitos.

>> No.39954111

Sniff kiki breath every chance you get

>> No.39954174
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>>39946290
Okay, so Mana Cages are magical devices constructed with the typical purpose of confining demonic energy for later use as an energy source. Emblems of Satiation, by contrast, are magical devices constructed to draw in all forms of mana/energy, demonic energy and all others included, for immediate absorption into whatever is connected to the emblem. This energy intake is described as "indiscriminate," which brings us to the next point. We know that divine mana, that employed by the gods, can be found in several ways, either in the heroes so blessed, holy artifacts, certain locations that are simply teeming with it, or even just called down by the employment of Hieromancy. From this, I posit that not only would it be possible to construct a hybrid Emblem of Satiation and Mana Cage that acts as an all-purpose mana holding contraption, but that by employing such in the proper context it would be possible to fill the contraption to the brim with divine mana, the power of the Gods.

Gentlemen, I propose a program of installing such devices in cute Automata wives. For science.

>> No.39954201

Lick the inside of a kiki's mouth every chance you get

>> No.39954210

>>39954174
Fuck off.

>> No.39954225

>>39954210
What is it this time, did the post a /tg/ pasta or what?

>> No.39954252
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>>39954210
Lad, I just like upgrading the specs of Automata.

>>39954225
I assume it's because the pic wasn't an exact MGE Automata.

>> No.39954255

>>39954225
The text is okay, even if a little long winded
my guess is the Ibenzz image, while fine on its own, comes from an artist that really likes TG

>> No.39954256

>>39954252
>No error
Phew, that's a relief. Guess I don't need to take her over to Gremmy's.

>> No.39954289

>>39954256
Good. Always make repairs and alterations at home, with no instructions. Love will guide your tools.

>> No.39954291

>>39954255
for me half the time its not just TG, its that the transformations are oftern rather violent (getting impaled by liquid metal and then becoming a automaton)
Also if you truly wanted to see the "mind death" of the TF department, thats your guy (weirdly enough the MGE thing with the lilirune was an exception, but it was yuri so it can fuck off)

>> No.39954340

Stop posting non-MGE images, this is MGE thread you fucking tourists

>> No.39954362
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39954362

>>39954340
But it isn't. I know, I've been here since the days of /a/ when we got kicked out for being about MGE which isn't anime or manga.
Wait...

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39954372

>>39954340
get fucked my guy

>> No.39954376

Stick your fingers inside kiki mouths whenever you get the chance

>> No.39954389

>>39954362
>I know, I've been here
since yesterday. Stop lying, retard.

>> No.39954390
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39954390

beware titbox

>> No.39954393

>>39954289
Just need to make sure there isn't too much dust in her fans, and that the CPU isn't getting too hot, it might need fresh thermal paste if it is.

>> No.39954409
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39954409

>>39954340
It's okay to post non-MGE monster girls, except Warhammer and other edgy /tg/ shit.

>> No.39954414

>>39954389
You didn't even read my post. Sad! Many such cases.

>> No.39954415

>>39954390
Another reason to be afraid of "Nee-san" monsters.

>> No.39954421
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39954421

>>39954340
lol, lmao even.

>> No.39954424
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39954424

>>39954409
But muh Necrontyr Automaton color edit

>> No.39954438

>>39954409
Stop applying coolants and thermal pastes to Automatons, you're just limiting their power, what they can achieve with that heat.

>> No.39954446

>>39954438
>thermal pastes
I head (You)r semen is the best thermal compound for automatons, but it needs frequent replacement

>> No.39954491

>>39954409
>except Warhammer and other edgy /tg/ shit.
And monmusu. Fuck monmusufaggots, their girls are trash, their designs are dogshit and crab is an inbred giganigger.

>> No.39954537
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39954537

Room service demons

>> No.39954551
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39954551

>> No.39954577

Demon proposes a contract to you. In the contract, it stipulates that you must hold her hands for at least 2 hours a day

I don't know if I could accept such a degenerate request.

>> No.39954609

>>39954577
This can easily be managed by relegating the majority of those two hours of a 24 hour period to the period spent sleeping. Either way I'm not accepting any contract unless it leaves me in a disproportionately greater position of power over the entity.

>> No.39954631
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39954631

>>39951663
the coziest place in the world

>> No.39954650 [SPOILER] 
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39954650

Some anon has been asking for a collected version of these fake articles in the past threads.
I know about the prominent nipple but I can't find a way to censor it without pushing size past 4mb or reducing quality even more.
There's a much larger version on /monster/ but it's too big to post and the system thinks the direct link is spam.

>> No.39954657

>>39954650
>Some anon has been asking
We all know it was you samefagging. Please kill yourself, /tg/tranny.

>> No.39954660

>>39954631
>Cuddling with a slightly sweaty minotaur
>Bathing with the sweaty minotaur
>Swimming with the sweaty minotaur
>Hot tub fun with the sweaty minotaur
>Lovemaking with the sweaty minotaur

>> No.39954668

>>39954650
I'm beginning to think Baphomets are not terribly responsible with their power.

>> No.39954867 [DELETED] 

>>39951753
he's a shitposter from /tg/ don't give him attention

>> No.39954913
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39954913

Bunny!

>> No.39954926

>>39954913
She looks like she jumps good.

>> No.39954937

>>39954913
bunnies don't have talons

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39954997

>>39954913
Nunbun

>> No.39955039

>>39954551
I want this so bad it's unreal...

>> No.39955078

>>39954997
Put a bun in the nunbun.

>> No.39955122

>>39954668
The whole loli supremacist cult thing didn't clue you in?

>> No.39955224

Molest a kiki's dog ears

>> No.39955229

>>39954997
>>39955078
Nun buns are my favorite type of nun

>> No.39955265

>>39955039
Why
Rachnera is trash, like every other monmusu whore

>> No.39955274

>>39955265
I dropped the manga years ago but she was the only girl I liked

>> No.39955288

>>39955274
Well she NTR'd MC and he liked it

>> No.39955289

>>39954660
don't forget grilling with the sweaty minotaur
she loves it when you get the grill going

>> No.39955347

>>39944936
all alone
find something to scribble/scratch the floor with, and start summoning.

>> No.39955351

>>39955289
Minos, p'orcs, and sallymanders are grill sluts. They all love a good steak, BBQ, or cookout

>> No.39955352
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>> No.39955353

>>39955265
what drives you to seethe so much all the time?

>> No.39955360

>>39955122
Nothing wrong with spreading the good word. A loli cult is good for the birth rates.
Sometimes I do wonder if the drunken orgies are particularly important.

>> No.39955492

>>39954650
>regurgitate cripple-chan memes
>thread is overflowing with cuckbait shitposts
Turn yourselves in to the FBI already

>> No.39955503
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39955503

you will be sucked

>> No.39955527

>>39955353
Because monmusu is absolute trash and shouldn't be allowed in these threads? Necause it's literal reddit-tier pile of shit that attracts normalfags and /tg/cucks?

>> No.39955535

>>39955527
lala is cute

>> No.39955545

>>39955535
Kill yourself, shitposting scum.

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>>39955527
Explain exactly why it is trash without hyperfocusing on whatever specific detail (You) don't like.

>> No.39955566

>>39955288
?

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>>39955527
I don't hate Monmusu that much. But Centoreafag, who spammed in mgs-threads 5-6 years ago (and still does that), is fucking annoying nigger.

>> No.39955591

>>39955566
He's regurgitating cuckshit bait because people were posting their love for Rachnera instead of blindly repeating fox memes.

Just report it.

>> No.39955590

>>39955545
>shitposts
>calls others shitposters
potgirl and kettlegirl in MGE when?

>> No.39955605

>>39955584
what would it be like to hold a baphomets paw?
Would she notice how sweaty I am

>> No.39955628
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39955628

My wife that I always had is free to bring friends over, but if any of them tries anything funny with me, they're out. I only want one woman.

>> No.39955631

>>39955605
you would feel how sweaty she is

>> No.39955634
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>>39955527
Does it have some bad shit? Yes
Does it also have some very cute girls and interesting concepts? Yes

We've posted emg girls for years with minimal complaining I don't see why it should be any different now just because you like to bitch about it.

>> No.39955650

>>39955224
Floppy dog ears are the best kind.

>> No.39955666

>>39955590
There already is a pot girl and she’s the most forgotten girl.

>> No.39955740

>>39955558
>Explain exactly why but I will ingore your post anyway and claim that it's all too hyperfocused
How about you kill yourself instead, redditor?
>>39955634
>Does it have some bad shit? Yes
It has nothing but bad shit and brought nothing but inbred mouthbreathing degenerates into our threads.
>Does it also have some very cute girls and interesting concepts?
No, no it doesn't. It has the most milquetoast, bland garbage imnaginable (with inconsistent and just plain retarded designs because crab is a fucking chimp with ADHD and can't draw anything consitently) justy so it can pander to normalfags who have never heard of monstergirls before.

>> No.39955773

>>39955605
>"[Baphomet Pawsies] Fuwafuwa Fur, Punipuni Paw Pads Baphomets don't have toys in childhood, they play with the embodiment of magic itself in the palm of their hands, making them very skillful in both magic and onii-chan service!"
No mention of handholding ability in the scientific papers.

>> No.39955781

stop responding to the schizo

>> No.39956123

>>39955634
He is a turbo schizo or butthurt shitposter trying to discredit gatekeeping. Ignore him.

>> No.39956151

where the krampus pussy at?

>> No.39956177

>>39956151
Wait for your birthday.

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>>39956151
I like this Krampus.

>> No.39956361

>>39956123
Everyone is a schizo, everyone is falseflagging...
Take your meds already.

>> No.39956588

>>39956177
You anons do make your birthday wish for the portals to open, right?

>> No.39956628

>>39956588
No, just for us to get sent there. No portals for anyone else.

>> No.39956640

>>39956177
but i want it now now niow!

>> No.39956672

>>39956628
how cruel

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>> No.39956712
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39956712

>>39954421
That's one fertile Remilia.

>> No.39956718

>>39956361
Do you not know where we are?

>> No.39956723

>>39956677
why does that zipper go all the way, dont tell me she has nothing under it and she is going to flash me
>>39954421
>>39956712
I agree, remi is looking mighty breedable

>> No.39956789

>>39956712
>>39956723
It is a known fact that vampire sisters are exceptionally fertile.

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>> No.39957206

>>39956789
Do they get more fertile the more of them you marry?

>> No.39957244

>>39957206
Yes but only if they are siblings.
Damphir siblings give an extra bonus for their vampiric siblings to get pregnant that stacks with the normal sibling bonus.

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>>39957118
That's her officer! Bug number 1 is the one that broke into my house and cuddled me!

>> No.39957336
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>>39957244
I admit, I'm not ready.

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>>39957118
Nice bugs

>> No.39957354

>>39957118
>>39957264
mg gyaru seem like they would be a lot of fun on the police lineup. improvised photo shoot

>> No.39957366

>>39956672
Fuck them

>> No.39957377

>>39957349
Arachnid's are not bugs

>> No.39957386

>>39957366
Too bad someone with the same mindset was faster and now you're stuck here too

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39957395

>>39940910

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>>39957264
Surrender to bugs.

>> No.39957431 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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I am posting this off-topic completely unrelated image to gauge the thread's reaction

>> No.39957435

why?

>> No.39957449

>>39957435
tourists

>> No.39957452

>>39957435
I have no clue what drives a person to do so.

>> No.39957459

>>39957449
>>39957452
is it the fact that no one likes them in real life?

>> No.39957462

>>39957386
Impossible, as my mindset is getting the people from these threads through the portals.

>> No.39957463

>>39957435
Presumably to see if he can set off the schizo with bait that is openly bait

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>>39957431
Why is it spelled like that?
>>39957449
>>39957452
These threads used to use reaction images all the time, and I'd rather that than the endless flood of the buttmad shitposter's DeviantArt trash folder.
>>39957463
Looks like it worked.

>> No.39957483
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39957483

Stern yandere kiki that got an idea for schedule-making from her graped, anubis friend.
>8:00 AM - Wake up time with kissing and cuddling
>8:30 AM - <3
>9:00 AM - Breakfast
>9:30 AM - Do household chores/run errands together
>11:00 AM - <3
>12:30 PM - Lunch
>1:00 PM - <3
>4:00 PM - Leisure time
>7:00 PM - Dinner
>8:00 PM - <3
>11:00 PM - Bathe together <3
>11:30 PM - Bedtime <3

>> No.39957497

>>39957431
that makes me think of impregnating a troll oba san
>>39957483
what those hearts mean?

>> No.39957511

>>39957497
Passionate love making

>> No.39957526

>>39957462
>people from these threads
8 Anons that only show up for a few hours, plus one buttmad faggot with 125 proxies.

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39957527

Spider bride.

>> No.39957538

>>39957118
funny buggies

>> No.39957551

>>39957478
Not that guy but this unwritten rule about not posting off-topic images is pretty damn useful, nicely outs newfags or other outsiders and makes them conform, rather than slowly erode the thread's culture with their shit.

>> No.39957565

>>39957478
>These threads used to use reaction images all the time
No. Only you shitposters looking to derail the threads ever spammed your off-topic shit.

>> No.39957567

>>39957483
Shut the fuck up already. No one gives a fuck about kikis, stop trying to force them.

>> No.39957596

>>39957567
shogfag mad lol

>> No.39957600

>>39957478
The reaction images were always mg related, like Miia or Cerea doing some expression. The rest, the off topic reaction images are not a thing since the threads on /a/

>> No.39957614

>>39957567
Fuck off shoggy, I won't stick my dick in jello

>> No.39957636

>>39957551
>>39957565
I've been digging through the archives to satisfy my need for a hornier, less seething thread. It wasn't super common, but reaction images happened.
>>39957567
Agreed. There is only one know Kikifag, and they don't post here outside of prompts and questionnaires.

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>>39956151
I need to get KRAMP'D

>> No.39957666

>>39957567
Shoggoth slime conjured this post.

>> No.39957672

>>39957658
Get a kramp?

>> No.39957675

>>39957596
Nobody likes shogs. They have always been shitposting material. They are a joke species on these threads, used for cringe edgy shit to fuck with an otherwise good discussion. Much like clowns.

>> No.39957692

>>39957675
Is this what gaslighting feels like?

>> No.39957695

>>39957675
Don't you dare talk shit about clowns, even as a post-ironic meta shitposting

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>>39940910

>> No.39957715

>>39957692
i think so, but enough of that. I want to know it feels to sex a river dolphin meramaid

>> No.39957735

>>39957692
Gaslighting isn't real, Anon.

>> No.39957738

>>39957709
Hybrid girls are neat
Wish there were more art of them

>> No.39957748
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39957748

I still remember this faggot that shit here with Blade Runner pics and complain about why we don't want to see his overused normalfag trash.
Gatekeeping is really necessary. It helps with tourists filtering who pretend to be monster girl lovers. They are consumefags. They come here only to consume and ruin. Just ask one of these pests how many pics of mgs he has. I swear it will be less than 10.

>> No.39957749

>>39957614
Isn't a shoggoth a shapeshifting mound of flesh not a piece of goo? Don't they also smell really bad?

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"Garden of Roses" demo is almost complete. We're in the process of working with a composer, so please stay tuned and do your best today, fellow monster-enjoyers.

>> No.39957834

>>39957748
>gatekeeping
That's just
>muh thread quality/ posting standards
But for a new generation.
These shitposters have massive files of a hundred or so DeviantArt trash images that get posted every thread. Any time you see a picture posted without any comments attached, you should report it for spamming/flooding.

>pretend to be monster girl lovers
I'm the only MG lover left. Everyone else here is an incel prude.

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>>39940910

>> No.39957861

>>39957809
What's this?

>> No.39957882

>>39957861
I've been too busy to post in the threads all that regularly, sorry. This is our harpy VN, "Garden of Roses." It's a mediumish-length VN about a guy who returns to the small town he grew up in and crosses paths with a harpy that he eventually falls for. Deals with some bullshit that's come back to haunt him (and her). Very vanilla and cute.

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>>39957748
Yeah whenever someone starts complaining about gatekeeping, you gotta double down on it. You can definitely see it from the latest trend of faux-gatekeeping shitposts, someone must have gotten really buttmad that he can't post whatever garbage he found on the internet.
Cave in to the lowest common denominator once and you will never get your comfy thread back, you will never get rid of those pests if you give them an inch.

>> No.39957891

>>39957882
Neat!

>> No.39957907

>>39957749
Shog is a shameshifting piece of trash, and also very dumb. They were literally made to be mindless workers.

>> No.39957934

>>39957883
>Cave in to the lowest common denominator once and you will never get your comfy thread back
Lol.
Lmao.
Foxes will corrupt your bloodline, before kiki and shog hold you down and feed your penis to the clussy.
Shitposts and autistic """gatekeeping""" get more discussion than earnest greentexts and interesting prompts.
90% of images have a DA filename, and it fucking shows in the quality.

>> No.39957943

>>39957883
>Yeah whenever someone starts complaining about gatekeeping, you gotta double down on it.
Agreed, we actually need to report all posts about EMG, at the very least.

>> No.39957948

Ah, so a shittty writing faggot is lashing out? Just go to the shitpile of trash and never come back

>> No.39957970

>>39957948
Die in your clussy cave.

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Don't worry, be happy!

>> No.39957992

>>39957882
>finally, some good fucking content

>> No.39958010

>>39957987
this fairy either seen some shit or is old

>> No.39958067
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Maximum service

>> No.39958076
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>> No.39958090

>>39958067
that one dragon in the background most defininteely has a jabberwock grandma or something

>> No.39958091

>>39958076
Worst waifu ever

>> No.39958121

>One Anubisfag is gone
>All the Manticorefags are gone
>The OG Gazerfag is basically gone
>Jabberfag and the other Anubisfag don't post here
>The Baphofags don't post here
>All the Demonfags are gone
>Miiafag is gone
>KDF is gone
>Vada and DaAxem are pretty much gone
>All the writers are gone except Magus and that one writefag doing requests

>> No.39958126

I will pay my kiki with money for her services
I will not do inappropriate sexual stuff with her
I make her sleep in her own bedroom
I will forbid her from calling me master

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>>39958076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HUePGwcTg

>> No.39958135

>>39958067
>Yu-Gi-Oh
>literally a /tg/ thing
Hey gatekeeper. Do your job!

>> No.39958142

>>39958121
>Miiafag is gone
Good, I hope he died from cancer, very slowly and painfully, screaching like the retarded ape that he was

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>>39958121
I'm still here anon, just have a hard time uploading cosistantly nowdays

>> No.39958160

>>39958135
He doesn't care about /tg/ things or /tg/ adjacent like Vampire the masquerade or Yugioh he is solely dedicated to screeching about things like MGQ and EMG

>> No.39958161

>>39958121
You forgot
>new contentfags who occasionally dump shit get buried in faggot /tg/posting.

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Snake casts "charm" on you.

>> No.39958174

>>39958121
I wonder how many oldfags besides me are left.

>> No.39958178

>>39958165
she already charmed me with that big silly hat

>> No.39958179

>>39958076
>>39958128
>ywn have tender cuddles with Alice
>ywn be wrapped up in her coils
>swn tentacle-finger your bum while her tail-tip opens up and sucks off your penis
>swn mind control you to tease your nipples while she gives you a combined hair-blowjob
>ywn have sloppy makeouts while your lower body is held in her lower mouth

>> No.39958191

I need to marry a common goldfish mermaid.

>> No.39958207

>>39958160
Sounds based to be.

>> No.39958217

>>39958179
Alping hands wrote this post.

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Under the sea just follow the light and everything will be alright.

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Hebi wife

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>> No.39958284

>>39957336
Of course you aren't, Remi will at least wine, dine, and romance you.
Flan will pounce you when she wants and suck (milk) you dry.

>> No.39958291

>>39958268
Ho boy, look at that tummy!

>> No.39958297

>>39949082
>Creeping coin
CHA-CHING

>> No.39958321

>>39958281
She has a pet crab? Thats very cute! Jabber Obasan is CUTE!

>> No.39958339

>>39958217
It's not Alping. It's just the most efficient way to shoot out as much Spirit Energy as possible.

>> No.39958342

>>39949082
>Kitsune-Tsuki
I didn't even remember there was such a creature. Seems fluffy enough.

>> No.39958423

>>39958165
Doesn't work, her design is too trash. Acquire taste you faggot.

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>> No.39958473

>>39958447
pulpo

>> No.39958484
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I don't know how to tell you this, but my waifu (not pictured) kinda sorta got shitfaced drunk and sent a doll of (You) to https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Or your own waifu, if you already have one.

And when I say a doll, I mean a voodoo doll. You're gonna feel what the doll feels. Enjoy the next several hours/days while we try to get this sorted out.

>> No.39958494

>>39958447
An arrow?

>> No.39958507

>>39958484
>Bunyip
Bloody drongoes playing my didgeridoo

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>> No.39958518

>>39958484
So i was wondering why i was so damn horny. Damn jabberwock and their stupid magiks

>> No.39958533

>>39958484
>salamander
She's gonna fight the doll

>> No.39958573

>>39958507
>Bunyip coils the doll up and takes it with her wherever she goes
>Anon feels constricted by unseen softness
>>39958518
>Jabberwock immersing the doll in aphrodisiac breath
>Anon doesn't have a clue why he feels so good
>>39958533
>Salamander traps the doll in her cleavage
>Anon feeling warm all over, and somewhat confined

>> No.39958584

>raise your one and only mondaughter princess with love and care
>put 18 X species_aging_coefficient years worth of life into her
>she ends up a designated rimjob mouth No. 13 to a scumbag who's also been her relentless bully
>wife meets him once and ditches you for him too
>they all move in to your family's home
T-thanks Nuri-sama...

>> No.39958628

>>39958281
>>39958321
>go visit a monster
>take more interest in her cool pet than her
>you can practically hear the frustrated pouting

>> No.39958684

>>39958484
>mimic
time to shoved in a box

>> No.39958730

>>39958484
>Sea Bishop
That explains the soggy feeling all of a sudden

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I never thought it would be the bees. They were always our friends!

>> No.39958741

>>39958734
Sticky, sweet and warm.

>> No.39958761

>>39958584
Why are you mentally ill?

>> No.39958777

Does Mara have to take out the chopping board again?

>> No.39958784

>>39958761
By replying to it you have given it exactly what it wanted.

>> No.39958804

>>39958777
please do Lady Mara!

>> No.39958814

>>39958484
>lesser succubus
So I'm basically being used as a test dummy for a freshly corrupted girl? Drunk waifu probably gave her the doll to practice with since she's still adapting, and she doesn't know she's raping me by proxy.

>> No.39958866

>>39947243
I updated the story, I hope its better now.
Thank you guys again for reading my stuff.

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>> No.39958912

>>39958484
>satyros
yay, time to get shitfaced for free!

>> No.39958971

>>39958873
Stop spamming this trash you fucking retard. Stop shitting up our thread.

>> No.39958987

>>39958971
>our

>> No.39959026

>>39958987
Yes, you retarded spamming tourist, this isn't your thread. Get the fuck out and take your unfunny forced memes with you.

>> No.39959041

>>39958121
Didn't the Wockfag drop the update to his book thing relatively recently?

>> No.39959046

>>39959026
Fuck you faggot just because you have an ego the size of a celestial body doesn't mean that you speak for the thread.

>> No.39959077

>>39959046
>>39959026
Also I'm not the guy you were screeching about it just pisses me off when retards like you try to appeal to majority as if they are some kind of representative.

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>>39959026
>>39959046
Both of you, settle down.
As your teacher, I must work to make sure you children become responsible and contributing members of the community.
Try out >>39958484 and don't post again until you have a minimum 100 word short on what happens.

>> No.39959106

>>39959026
Fuck off

>> No.39959107

>>39958777
mara take my cock and give it to a monster girl to stuff in her vagina

>> No.39959115

>>39959086
Does miss Bogie mind if I sit by her and watvh the tards fight each other?

>> No.39959132

>>39959115
You misunderstand.
That’s where the tards go to sit and watch.

>> No.39959133

>>39959115
Best to bring your own chair.

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>>39958971
>Pretend gatekeeper trying to make good gatekeepers look like retards
So "smart".

>> No.39959156

>>39959133
I cant sit on her lap? But why?

>> No.39959158

>>39959026
Alright anon tell us, what did you post that got you shat on and now you're trying to ridicule this thread's standards. Was it warhammer shit? /d/ shit?

>> No.39959173

>>39959156
You can if you really want to, but you'll likely be distracting each other.

>> No.39959181

Acknowledging them is just as bad if not worst than directly replying.

>> No.39959182

>>39959147
>good gatekeepers
A good gatekeeper would R&I and then actually contribute to the thread instead of continuing to derail it.

>> No.39959184

>>39959101
I'll pass since I have poor writing abilities that I don't really want to showcase under a spotlight.

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>when she rapes you just a little bit too much and now she's panicking over whether or not she actually hurt you

>> No.39959199
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poofy

>> No.39959217

>>39959198
anon do you really want a hellhound if this is the kind of rape you want?
How about a highly desirable and powerful baphomet instead? They're very in demand but I know one or two that have been single for the last few thousand years

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I'm starting to think there is something wrong in this church

>> No.39959224

>>39959217
baphomet can't gap moe

>> No.39959225

>>39959173
And? We can somewhere else, like a nice restaurant and shoot the shit

>> No.39959232

>>39959182
>R&I
Reporting rarely does anything. The only surefire way to get a mod's attention is to post porn, spam soijaks en masse, or insinuate the mod's favorite streamer is closely acquainted with gentlemen of African descent, and even then chances are he'll ignore everything else in the thread.

>> No.39959233

>>39959217
the problem with Baphos is that they have little noodle arms because they are all 3 feet tall
I need a big strong monster who can squeeze me tight with big arms

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>>39959233
just get some muscle loli

>> No.39959246

>>39959232
>and even then chances are he'll ignore everything else in the thread
That's why you have to be so cancerous that the rest of the thread is impossible to ignore.

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>>39959086
Idiot

>> No.39959271

>>39959217
I also very much like Baphomets, but I am a very firm monogamyfag and already have a hellwaifu.
If the portals opened and dropped me into a Baph’s lap I’d never complain, but my primary target barring such a situation would be a hound.

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>>39959242
BIG, anon, I need BIG arms
what good are muscle arms if they can't wrap around my shoulders and make me feel safe

>> No.39959279

>>39959268
so the gazer is the big sun in the sky?

>> No.39959286

>>39959232
It hides the offending content from my eyes.
It doesn't derail the thread.

The IGNORING is the important part.

>> No.39959301

>>39959273
Big, muscle soft wife, perfect for after she retires.

>> No.39959302

monogamists in this thread right now.
How do they live with themselves?
If the portals ever opened I'd have a lot of caution about whether I could give equal attention to two girls

>> No.39959306

>>39959268
So it's the retard gazer?

>> No.39959310

>>39959302
monogamy means one wife, dummy

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>>39959184
Whatever you write wi be considerably less cringe than everything else in this thread.

>> No.39959315

>>39959302
The spoiler is part of the reason I prefer monogamy. I don't want to risk playing favorites.

>> No.39959319

>>39959310
when did I say otherwise?

>> No.39959326

>>39959302
You are gonna get jumped by a Unicorn that is fated to fall into depravity.
All unicorns are like this, btw.

>> No.39959340

>>39959319
it kinda sounded like that with the way you worded it

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>> No.39959347

>>39959101
Shut the fuck up. Stop trying to cover up that shitposting nigger that keeps spamming his retarded clown shit. I bet you also liked when every thread was full of BEEG, CLACK, FAT VORE MONSTER and other shitposting, eh?

>> No.39959349

>>39959268
made me think of tellatubbies

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>>39959302
>monogamists in this thread right now.
>How do they live with themselves?
It’s pretty easy.

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>>39959349

>> No.39959374

>>39959286
And it also does nothing to prevent subhumans from subverting the place, most of that shit is not even reportable.
Temporary pains of feeding malicious shitposters vs. long-term loss of community, that's what it is.
So far this place has been doing a good job pushing back undesirables, I see no reason to start pretending that they don't exist and hope they go away on their own.

>> No.39959380

>>39959347
It's more the spotlight I'll write something in response to a prompt next thread since that'll hopefully be less of a shitshow

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I do think it would be cool to see a clown show, never got the chance to see the circus as a kid
would be cool if she collabed with a phantom to do cool tricks and stunts

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>>39959347
Replying or otherwise acknowledging a shitpost in anyway beyond R&I is exactly what they want you to do, because it turns one off-topic derailing post into two.
I report all spamming, trolling and off-topic bickering on sight, and then try my best to actually contribute something of meaning to the thread. Because I actually want to talk about monstergirls and let other others talk about monstergirls.


FINISH THE ASSIGNMENT

>> No.39959406

>>39959302
It's pretty easy. I just want to love only one girl and that's all

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>>39959268
Wow, the moon from The Legend of Profits: Tanuki's Mask has gotten flatter.

>> No.39959414

>>39959406
What about your children?

>> No.39959424

>>39959389
I did once see the circus, but i was dum kid and didnt pay attention to it, I would love to see a dark mage perfoming magic, a bogie juggling large mouse girls, a jinko jumping through flaming hoops and Kakuens monkeying around the tight rope

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>>39959389
Clown shows were always the shittiest part of the circus. That and the dumb smelly animals. Only the acrobatic high spots and the guy getting fired out of the cannon were ever any good.

>> No.39959473

>>39959440
y u mad about clowns?

>> No.39959494

>>39959473
The world is full of clowns, and yet none of them are funny.

>> No.39959503

>>39959360
the sabbath are grooming new members on the danuki box, folks.

>> No.39959508

>>39959494
And Im talking to one right now, Now make me laugh

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What do you guys think that MGs would look like if the portals opened? 3d like pic related or something else?

>> No.39959513

>>39959414
I will love them as father.

>> No.39959519

>>39959508
What do you call a government made by a retard? system of a down

>> No.39959532

>>39959511
I assume like regular women with some furry bits. Siths and lolis are the really questionable ones. Might look creepy in reality.

>> No.39959535

>>39959519
BOO, GET BETTER JOKES

>> No.39959539

>>39959511
Who Framed Roger Rabbit -style mixture of cartoon girls in the real world.

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>>39959519
Gehe, gehehehe

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Honk Honk

>> No.39959560

>>39959548
need me a creepy perv monster gf with a creepy pervy laugh when she gets turned on

>> No.39959563
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>>39959360
Cunny

>> No.39959570

>>39959535
What did the evil chicken lay? deviled eggs

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>>39959508

>> No.39959594

>>39959570
I can't read "devilled egg" without that image of Zoidberg getting vivisected at Roswell

>> No.39959599

>>39959535
Why are skeletons so calm? because nothing gets under their skin.

>> No.39959610

>>39959570
so her eggs are chunni ing out, eh?
>>39959599
They sure rattle and tattle with laddle alot tho?

>> No.39959614

>>39959535
Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? because it's two tired.

>> No.39959623

>>39959535
Why was the graveyard overcrowded? because people were dying to get in there.

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>>39959440
I gave it some thought and tiger taming would be even less interesting. Either she rapes him on the spot, or it turns into a debate that has no place in the circus.

>> No.39959633
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The Fallen God is horny but is she also "horny"?

>> No.39959638

>>39959535
What did the man who predicted the year 2020 have? 20 20 vision.

>> No.39959645

Undead are for permanent shibari-binding into bodypillows/lovedolls (warming charms available on request)

>> No.39959649

>>39959535
Why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was outstanding in his field.

>> No.39959654

>>39959535
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? because they fought and 2021.

>> No.39959655

>>39959535
Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender.

>> No.39959661

>>39959539
you wouldn't fuck a cartoon would you?

>> No.39959663

>>39959535
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the P is silent.

>> No.39959670

>>39959535
What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller.

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>> No.39959685

>>39959661
I would, I would!

>> No.39959686

>>39959535
What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear.

>> No.39959687

>>39959670
Now this man gets the bogie's badge of clown honor for his quick and funny wit

>> No.39959690
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Do you fear the wrath of the lamb anon?

>> No.39959696
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>>39959511
a bit creepy but still hot

>> No.39959697

>>39959673
2hus aren't appreciated either

>> No.39959699

>>39959690
Anon, lambs are young and cute.
That is a goat.

>> No.39959707

>>39959535
Why would doors do well on social media? everyone looks for their handles.

>> No.39959717

>>39959535
Why was the broom late for work? it overswept.

>> No.39959723

>>39959535
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

>> No.39959727

>>39959535
What is long gone and not coming again anytime soon? My boner. This thread is a trainwreck

>> No.39959729
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>>39959697
Ok.

>> No.39959735

>>39959535
Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.

>> No.39959744

>>39959535
Why can't a leopard hide? he is always spotted

>> No.39959751

>>39959673
Cute fluffy and tsundere looking would molest

>> No.39959754

>>39959539
Time to make a better Cool World.

>> No.39959756

>>39959535
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work

>> No.39959764

>>39959535
Why did the farmer get into music after a bad harvest? he had a ton of sick beets.

>> No.39959772

>>39959535
Why was the tomato red? because he saw the salad dressing

>> No.39959782

>>39959535
Why do nurses like red crayons? because they have to draw blood

>> No.39959786

That's all folks.

>> No.39959787
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Fuck it. Cunny.

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>>39959697
>2hus aren't appreciated
Have you forgotten what board you're on?

>> No.39959795

>>39959787
I think that's the idea, yes.

>> No.39959802

Which vampire mistress would be better?
An oppai loli dork one or a tall but not as well endowed dork?

>> No.39959805

>>39959787
kcs wife or actually KC?
You decide.

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>>39959794
They're just lashing out at anyone they think will react.

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>> No.39959819

>>39959401
If you want creativity, maybe you should start by posting new pics instead of the same shit we already have in the gallery?

>> No.39959822

>>39959809
The goat was too fast for me.

>> No.39959823

Reminder: If a vampire sleeps for long she doesn't wash her clothes. She probably smells like old cheese when she wakes up, and no amount of nobility aura can change that.

>> No.39959831

>>39959819
>New pics
I can't draw, you asshole.

>> No.39959835

>>39959831
then learn, stop being a little bitch

>> No.39959843

>>39952345
>out with your greenworm friend who is constantly pestering you to marry her
>any time the word 'consider' or its derivatives are dropped, she looks at you with a smug expression

>> No.39959850 [DELETED] 

>>39959823
Yes, remilia and her 3000yo unwashed feet. Now go get blacked by your clussy fox bloodline kiki in the shog CLACK the ntr Patreon pun Hatch ayo no cap frfr

>> No.39959865

>in the original story dracula is described as crawling on walls like a lizard
Lizardman vampire when?

>> No.39959877 [DELETED] 

>>39959865
As soon as you grow a pair and write/draw it, dumbass /pol/cuck CLACKer incel retard

>> No.39959890

>>39959865
Ancient dragons deciding that turning into a vampire is better than dying and coming back as a zombie.

>> No.39959898

>>39959890
>Ancient cuck deciding that turning into a cuck is better than cucking and cucking back as a cuck.

>> No.39959902

>>39959890
They're too haughty to consider turning into a zombie can happen to them.

>> No.39959904

y u are cuck?

>> No.39959912

>>39959890
But them turning into a Lich would be even better.

>> No.39959914

>>39959902
>They're too cucky to consider cucking into a cuck can happen to them.

>> No.39959922

>>39959890
i just want turn a hagon into my wife!

>> No.39959925

>>39959890
>dracula's name is a direct reference to dragons
>tfw no dragon vampire who invites englishmen to her castle to try and get a husband

>> No.39959929

>>39958165
>AHHH MY BRAIN!
>My thoughts aren't my own!
>I have to fuck a lamia right now!
>but I haven't even cast the spell yet...

>> No.39959934

>>39959912
Now we're talking, an intellectual undead dragon.

>> No.39959938

>>39959934
>Now we're cucking, an intellectual undead cuck.

>> No.39959950

>There once was a dragon
>She decided to raid the village
>[SCENE MISSING]
>Dragon now plays with her daughter on top of the burning wreckage of the alien spaceship
>Anon is at home preparing a meal for his family

>> No.39960005

It's annoying when a Centaur tries to get a rise out of you. I just can't stand the attention horse.

>> No.39960039

>Anon has a sickly sister
>Always bedridden
>She's like a delicate flower
>Anon has been taking care of her as long as he can remember
>One day she dies
>Some illness finally took her
>She comes back as a ghost
>Ghost sister doesn't care about how they're "blood related" or whatnot
>Turns out she was always a massive brocon
>Fast forward a few years
>Anon and ghost sister are married, have ghost daughters and they're expecting ghost sister to turn into a phantom soon

>> No.39960041

>>39959831
>can't draw
>cant' write
>can't do anything but vomit out "prompts" that are basically /b/ tier of random roulette shit
How about you fuck off?

>> No.39960060

Need more amphibian monster girls. I love mucus toad, and she needs a fellow frog friend.

>> No.39960066

Surely it's okay to make another thread at this point?

>> No.39960075

>>39960066
Gotta wait.

>> No.39960076

>>39960066
No, lurk more

>> No.39960080

>>39960066
I mean someone already jumped you jumping the gun anyway.

>> No.39960081

>>39960060
Salamander, but actual amphibian and not a fire lizard.
>>39960066
Some retard already did.

>> No.39960110

Why did no one tell me about phantoms? Escaping into fake realities is basically my fetish.

>> No.39960116

>>39960075
>>39960076
>wait for another 24 hours after the thread has been on page 9 for around that much time because of how slow the board is right now
I'm sure that some vfaggots can live with their shitty page 10 thread getting bumped off in the name of not being stuck in an image limit thread for god knows how long

>> No.39960123

anyone got a link to that thing that lets you order all the monster girls by comparing two of them? I feel my tastes have evolved, and i'd like to do it again.

>> No.39960161

>>39960080
So making a new one later, or just ignoring the other one for now?
>>39960116
I can't tell what point you're trying to make, but the board would be completely unusable if the vtumors made a new thread whenever they reached the image limit. They don't even hit page 10.

>> No.39960162

>>39960002
>>39960002
>>39960002

>> No.39960173

nah, seems gey and remember, we are guests

>> No.39960177

>>39960162
See >>39960136

>> No.39960184

>>39960161
Vtumors shouldn't be on this board in the first place, especially now that they have a dedicated board

>> No.39960195

>>39959950
Monster girls saving humanity from aliens would be a popular movie genre.

>>39960060
Some sort of frog shaman with hypnosis power would be nice
Even better if her secretions are a potent psychedelic

>> No.39960196

>>39960162
>only linking it after getting called out
You're still a faggot and there are good reasons why we don't make early threads.

>> No.39960205

>>39960123
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/
>>39960184
I agree, but that boat sailed a long time ago.

>> No.39960314

>>39960060
Dart frog?

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Is it finally starting?

>> No.39960323

>>39960205
Thanks anon. Time to see if my tastes have gotten better or worse.

>> No.39960363

>>39960320
What? I don't see any portals or non-human female rapists running around yet

>> No.39960439

>>39960363
Yeah, never mind, I guess it's not.

>> No.39960510

>>39960439
sadness

>> No.39960567

I enjoyed that living armor story

>> No.39960707

This tiersort thing is making me question reality. Dark mage or dhampir? I never considered the question but its hard nonetheless.

>> No.39960752

>>39960707
Choice between a studious, seductive lady and a friendly, adventurous tomboy. I'm sure your heart can guide you.

>> No.39960754

>>39960707
More like fart mage lmao

>> No.39960859

>>39960707
Even more questions being asked. I never considered the Tsurara-onna before but they seem pretty top tier, even though I don't tend to like the cold.

>> No.39960919

These threads are getting worse and worse. The worst posters used to largely keep to certain hours but now schizos and shitpostera are running rampant and mods keep being useless. Almost makes me want to start my own imageboard to get away from this constant shitflinging. It's so tiresome.

>> No.39960957

>>39960919
If only feedback did something.

>> No.39961004

>>39960919
You know what, if it doesn't improve soon, maybe I'll take a vacation again for posting certain pictures. Not that I have faith it will do or prove anything, but maybe taking a few days off from the thread will be better for me.

>> No.39961008

>>39960919
This will become necessary if the current trend continues, /monster/ without the /pol/ crazies would be a cool thing.
Not gonna give up anonymity, plebbit or discords are out of question for me.

>> No.39961060

>>39961004
You should probably do it at this point, be sure to post a bunch and ban evade too because if it's just one image the janny won't look through all the reports

>> No.39961089

>>39961060
I can serve the ban and I don't want to risk perma for evading, but yes, just one picture won't do.

>> No.39961117

>>39961089
Perma bans aren't really a problem though as long as you aren't on your usual residential wifi and make sure to delete cookies. I've dodged more than I can count while shitposting in dragon ball threads and I still post fine to this very day

>> No.39961405

>>39958971
lol seethe

>> No.39961406

>>39961008
Unfortunately I don't have any experience with web hosting or any technical knowledge beyond doing some basic html and css some time ago but who knows, there seem to be enough resources and tools that with enough dedication it should be possible.
Anyway, what would it look like? Do you think it would be better if it had a more aggressive thread pruning or something, /monster/ seems like a bit of an overkill for their level of activity (last time I checked). On the other hand a single thread board seems like a bit of waste. /mgt/ migrating to a full dedicated imageboard might lead to some cultural changes that are not necesarilly desirable in the long term. Like how to handle "off-topic" images and such. A full board can afford and might need to be more lax since image limit would not be such a problem but it is a useful way to tell who is newfag or shitposter and that might be exploited if allowed. I am not sure how practical it would be to run sufficiently strict moderation to maintain the exact same culture as this place. But I would not want people to post warhammer stuff given our experience or spam soijaks.
I'd also prefer to keep one image per post unlike /monster/.

>> No.39961479

Slot games usually pair you with the MG you roll, which is counter to MGE being about getting with the waifu you want. So we will play with that outcome. Go here:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You will roll 10 times or until the MG you want to marry (or a MG you wouldn't mind marrying) appear, whichever happens first. Write greentext of your adventure.

>> No.39961480

>>39960320
This Shirohebi took the last image, catch her!

>> No.39961746

I really appreciate that unlike a large chunk of 4chan, you lads actually know to not respond to bait 90% of the time

>> No.39961777

>>39961479
Honestly a lot easier just to roll 10 at the same time and pick whatever you want. But seeing how I rolled 3 god damn Kunoichi I guess I have to go with her.

>Be adventure
>Get bounty put on my head by a local Wight since I stole some of her treasure
>Keep waking up with a mad erection every morning
>Assume that some monster girl is using aphrodisiac gas or something
>Keep trying to secure my camp or room every night
>Nothing helps
>Even start waking up with my dick being wet for some reason
>This goes on for like a week
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Feel something on top of me
>And sucking my dick
>Open eyes to see a late-teen Kunoichi sucking me off
>There is another late-teen Kunoichi rubbing her thighs together while looking at the first girl going all out on my dick
>There is a older Kunoichi standing there as well
>"Good, good. Both of you are really getting a hang of this. I'll even let you keep him ones we've collected the bounty"
>The older one looks at me
>"You girls did remember to put sleeping potion is his food, right?"
>They stop and look me dead in the eye like a deer in headlights
And that's how anon the adventure got assassinated by two newbie Kunoichi.

>> No.39961819

>>39961406
Convert current customs/unwritten rules into actual rules and appoint recognizable people as mods, nothing more is required. Pretty much /monster/ with different moderation and culture, one image per post could be useful to prevent empty image dump posts.
Of course It's more of a hypothetical scenario for now, so far this thread has been doing well. It's just that having a plan B is better than slowly bleeding out regulars when it gets really bad, I think the most of the recent issues are coming from 1 or two idiots.

>> No.39961832

>>39961819
I know I'm a moron for asking this but where or what even is /monster/

>> No.39961882

>>39961832
This place but purer

>> No.39961943

>>39960919
This is only happening because of the new MGE content drought. Threads will go back to normal when KC posts new MG, a new demo is released or enough content of the incoming game is revealed.

>> No.39961959

>>39961777
>a lot easier just to roll 10 at the same time and pick whatever you want

You can roll 10 at the same time and still your waifu race could not come out.

>> No.39961960

>>39961882
And far more autistic and /pol/

>> No.39961977

>>39961960

Yeah, so basically a more distilled version of here

>> No.39962012

>>39961977
>inb4 spacing
Sorry. Posting from a phone at my place of work and hit the return key by accident.

>> No.39962013

>>39961832
a place where posting siths is a bannable offense

>> No.39962099

>>39961832
a descendant imageboard of 8ch. It's similar to this thread but has has some /pol/ lunacy mixed into it like other said and also has actual moderation.
Won't post a link because they really don't like outsiders, as long as this thread exists you don't need to bother with them anyway.

>> No.39962117

>>39962099
I've thought about posting a link to my stories when I'm done with them there too. Should I?

>> No.39962136

>>39962099
What exactly do you mean by /pol/ lunacy?

>> No.39962140

>>39961832
>>39961832
Imagine this place but already lost to /tg/ bullshit

>> No.39962202

>>39962140

To be frank, the relevant threads are pretty much self contained quite well, at times maybe even better than here. The difference is that we only have a MG thread here, they have an entire sub-forum, within the sub I guess tg shit is acceptable, but only on threads related to it. For example, if you go to the Hellhound thread, you will not find tg shit, neither the drawfag thread. Maybe we could actually have a sub here and within the sub a tg thread, sall the tg trash gets posted here and the rest of the discussions are left alone.

>> No.39962224

>>39962117
Just first take some time to familiarize yourself with their distinct culture if you really want to. They seem more lenient towards OC, so almost anything that goes here should be fine there too.

>>39962136
Exactly what I said, /pol/ hot takes on global jewish conspiracy. Usually contained to the designated meta thread, but sometimes it seeps onto other threads on the board.

>> No.39962249

>>39962224
>/pol/ hot takes on the global jewish conspiracy
not sure i want to post my stories there anymore

>> No.39962460

Reached Raiju vs Dark Valk. I now want a Lightning Valk or a Dark Raiju. Evil always makes things hotter, and so does lightning.

>> No.39962539

So I went into a maze and found the minotaur, but now we’re both lost. I got this ball of twine, does a cat lead us out if I trade it to her or a mouse will take the end and string us along?

>> No.39962557

>>39962539
Its a puzzle. You've gotta get her to charge at you and bust the walls down. That, or just ask her to. Fuck whoever's property this is.

>> No.39962616

Why is MGE beezlebub so shit compared to like every other beezlebub

>> No.39962649

>>39962616
Early design

>> No.39962653

>>39962616
Humor me and give me an example of good beezlebub
>inb4 MGQ beezlebub

>> No.39962681

>>39962653
I was actually thinking of the Helltaker one. Shes really cute. Whats the MGQ one like? I never actually played it beyond the first few hours. Can't stand JRPG combat.

>> No.39962739

>>39962653
I actually quite like the MGQ Beelzebub, aside from the whole butt stuff with Luka.
Great artist, I like all of their monster designs

>> No.39962878

>>39962739
He's certainly capable of conveying slimy and squishy in his art.

>> No.39962909

>>39962739
She would've been top tier without that.

>> No.39962921

>>39962681
>Whats the MGQ one like
mpreg and mediocre art

>> No.39962933

I want a Cheshire with a cotton candy flavored butthole.

>> No.39962940

>be some order pencil pusher mage
>spend most of your time doing admin and research at the library
>far from monster territory so not much happens in life
>one day get summoned by the arch bishop
>they have received a message from the heavens themselves
>a volcano you can just make out on the horizon will erupt in just over a month
>such an eruption will devastate half the continent
>fortunately a spell has been prepared to placate the mountain
>as the closest qualified mage the task of travelling to the volcano and casting the spell falls to you
>however such a quest will you deep into monster territory
>as such a Valkyrie has been sent to assist and protect you
>depart almost immediately
>journey is surprisingly smooth
>most monsters you encounter are quite understanding when you explain the situation
>those that are more troublesome are swiftly dealt with with a bonk on the head by your Valk
>travel through rolling farmland, dense forests, vast plains and numerous settlements on route to the mountain
>bond with your bodyguard on your journey
>she saves you at least 3 times from monstrous wildlife
>can roast a mean hog
>even willing to listen to your ramblings on magical theory
>as the volcano draws closer she starts acting more agitated
>chalk it up to stress
>make it to the volcano with a day to spare
>begin the slow climb up its snowy slopes
>as you near the peak she stops
>she can go no further
>you must ascend to the peak and carry out the ritual alone
>promises she'll still be here when you get back
>has a strange look in her eyes you can't quite make out
>make the final ascent
>cast the spell you've travelled so far to do
>a great calm descends over the mountain
>it is done
>begin the descent back down to your guardian...

>> No.39962974

>>39962921
I looked at her scene. Would've been great without the ovi stuff.

>> No.39962998

>>39962974
>come up with something as great as the titty bed
>shit it up with ass maggots
then again MGQ is full of wasted potential like this

>> No.39963010

>>39962998
Thats been the common theme with MGQ from what little i've seen. Theres something great, and then something else comes along and absolutely ruins it. Sometimes its snuff. Sometimes its vore. Sometimes its luka getting rawdogged.

>> No.39963071

I would let my tentacle wife do anything she wants to me, because she is my wonderful wife and I love her

>> No.39963076

>>39963010
It's speckled with gold that makes it worth play for any monster girl connoisseur though.

>> No.39963099

>>39963076
the first one was okay. didn't see anything to draw me back for more

>> No.39963123

Illias ending is the best ending.

>> No.39963204

Cheshire or hatter. A VERY hard choice. I've pledged to use as few ties as possible unless its 'equally shit', and these are both very top tier.

>> No.39963486

>>39963204
it's good that the cat does not wear a hat, else she'd be irresistible

>> No.39963571

>>39963486
>A rhyming Cheshire in a white and red hat
How could I not have thought of this before

>> No.39963773

>>39963204
Taking into account that you will be sharing the same table with them in wonderland, why not also share the same bed with them? I'm fine with both

>> No.39963829

>>39963773
While VERY true, and something that I think about a lot, I'm doing the MGE tier sorter thingy, and it made me choose between the two.

>> No.39963894

>>39953365
'course not!

Though you gotta court her, first. After all, gods of that stature are quite picky when it comes to consorts, even moreso when marriage is involved...

>> No.39964461

Just as a note that Sweat Bees drink sweat and tears. So if you're in the woods crying after a run you may have a weird colored beegirl start licking your face.

>> No.39964560

My list is complete. I hope you don't judge me to harshly, and that I piss off at least a few people with my bottom picks.

>> No.39964581

Did the portals open or something? Why is the thread so dead at this hour?

>> No.39964592

I'm imagining a scenario where you try to make your penis bigger with a magic spell, but it goes wrong, and now your penis is a good 30 inches long, and now the only monster that can make use of your cock is a rokurokubi.

>> No.39964594

>>39964581
No more images, not much more to be said. Also, EU anons are probably asleep. I'm not, but I should be.

>> No.39964604

>>39964560
On another note, I noticed my opinion/preferences for monster girls changed every second becuase I started thinking about different scenarios so my list is probably fucked. One minute I dont want the horse pussy, then the next time I'm thinking about a whitehorn giving me a ride so it gets a pass.

>> No.39964627

>>39964581
most of us became normalfags and doing friday night things.

>> No.39964644

>>39964581
I have nothing to say and turns to do

>> No.39964652

>>39964581
No images and some idiot made a new thread super early so some people are over there.

>> No.39964661

>>39964581
i'm procrastinating

>> No.39964706

Mindflayer ended up being my number one again, and cheshire went from joint number one too number two. weirdly, raiju, my other previous joint number one all the way to 21. Wonder what happened to me. Either way, I guess I'm not raijufag anymore.

>> No.39964750

Tzitzimitl are the mons for me!

>> No.39964762

>>39964750
Is it truly alright to bone a skeleton?

>> No.39964775

>>39964762
The glamour comes off during sex, so yes.

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