/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39929302
the hell? cow virus is spreading?

>>39929302
She can take it. But I'm scared to give it.

>>39929321
Monsters get vastly improved when they get the cow virus
>Bigger breasts
>Lactation
>Sensitive nipples

Post your best jabberwock pics please!

>>39929346
Moo?

>I have a small, premature, dick, so i can't satisfy y...

>>39929302
Is she going to clap my cheeks?

>>39929412
that's hot

>>39929395
>That interface
I wish this was an actual game.

need to be bullied by a big mino

>>39929499
>Milking a big mean mino
>She's proudly holding in her moos and moans
>You know she'll bully you extra hard for putting her in such a shameful situation
5 minutes of your head squished between her muscled thighs is only the start of her revenge

>>39929346
>cow hellhounds
Now that would be a beautiful sight.

>>39929524
breast choking, vicious noogies, mating presses and thigh chokes are all part of the mino bully's arsenal

I HAVE A DREAM. That one day every man will have a tall mommy gf with massive milkers. A land of the truly free, damnit! A nation of good boys, not simps, riled up by bust size, not cunny. Where the wife is taller than her husband and not the other way around. Where cup size and milk are back where they belong, in the hands of their husbands. A nation where every man is free, free to suck and drink his wife's milk. Fuck all these limp dick shortstack fans and chickenshit lolicons. Fuck this 24/7 spew of Hellhound and Goblin art. Fuck the Sabbath. Fuck the jannies. FUCK ALL OF IT. This world is diseased, rotten to core. There's no saving it. We need to pull out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. OPEN THE PORTALS! And from the ahses a new Mootriarchy will be born, evolved and full of milk. The small will be deported and the huge will thrive, free to rape who they see fit. THEY WILL MAKE AMOORICA GREAT AGAIN!

Jabberwocks smell like __________.

We need to write stuff

Fuck monster girls!

>>39929681
bacon

paws

>>39929346
The cow virus debuff really needs to be nerfed.

>39929670
what is this pasta-spamming retard on about now?

>>39929866
haha cows funny haha
He was spamming bogies before that, and kunoichis before that and other shit way back then
Just report and ignore

>>39929899
>Just report
for?

>>39929899
>>39929866
>Angry anubis sounds
I feel like anubises would be the ones to report everything they don't like on 4mon. I bet they'd make up the bulk of jannies as well.

>>39929917
spamming and low quality posts, the usual

>>39929718
You're not gonna get me that easily,
undercover succubus FBI.

I would like to see more of wilamaria

munch munch

>>39929991
Dark heroes are OP.
Their lust stat even breaks the chart.

>thread regularly devolves in a wall of FOX HAG FOX HAG HAG HAG FOX
>"This is fine and dandy"
>I repeat one post, once, because last thread was archived one minute after I posted the original
>"REEE THIS IS SPAM REPORT HIM"

>>39930151
It's the usual suspect, he was active in the last thread too, trying to badmouth VH like he tried to do with LN before.

>>39930151
You should ask yourself why foxes are so popular to begin with, and whether the higher popularity of some monsters is even a problem

>>39930151
I'm convinced someone is fucking with this thread like that, probably same faggot that tried to bamboozle people into associating chaos girl transformations with monster boys.

>>39930151
you dont get to play the victim after posting and reposting a /pol/-tier copypasta

>>39930226
>chaos girl transformations with monster boys.
But they literally turn people into monsterboys, that's their appeal. To pretend that this isn't part of MGE is akin to seething about sabbath

>>39930151
>nooo please liek muh unfunny copypasta please why aren't you laughing please stop talking about things you like talk about meeeee
Kill yourself.

>>39930239
isn't that from "Metal Gear solid"? That's a cool video game, not /pol/

>>39930151
he has autism plz understand

>>39930246
>that's their appeal
Not necessarily, lots of people like shoggoths and I like mindflayers myself and I'd rather see all monsterboyshits hang.

>>39930299
>MGS
>cool
Yeah no

It appears that my superiority is causing some controversy

>>39930317
good thing it's from MGR not MGS then

>>39930311
Yeah and all you have to do is some insane mental gymnastics like ignoring actual source material. Literally no different from /tg/ niggers talking shit that has nothing to do with actual setting.

Does anyone have the links to the Abomination (Non-Main) galleries?

Asking for a friend.

It's to early for the thread to go to shit. Post hte cutest pic of your favorite girl.

>>39930378
You mean like when the thread ignores the furries? Why are you so salty that nobody else but you wants monsterboyshit?

marry foxes

>>39930402
how do they fit their giant paws in those tiny shoes

>>39930226
Chaos girls have always been controversial because of the transformation shit.

>>39930448
The same way you fuck your man, Bapho-sama. Oh wait...

>>39930402
just look at this lovebug cutie. I love this picture, it's so comfy and pretty. I wish I could draw like that and draw pretty batcats like this one.

>start working out for monster gf
>get a cracked rib a couple of days later
fuck my life

>>39930239]
> /pol/
thats from mgs dude

>>39930445
Make foxes

>>39930402
I mean, look at her. Adorable little shit.

>>39930458
the fuck did you do

>>39930151
Because violence breeds violence but in the end it has to be this way.

>>39930453
I've been here for about eight years. The only controversial girls have been the siths, alps, and some of the old girls that got horrible translations.

KC prevented the shitstorm around the transformation of chaos girls husbands by adding some clarifying statements on his Twitter immediately after releasing the them, noting that the transformations are temporary and done at the husband's will. This new "controversary" is just a newfag or a bad actor stirring shit up.

>>39930458
>hubby has so much willpowerhe's willing to crack his bones training
>all to impress his sweetheart
its enough to make even the most stoic dragon swoon

>>39930464
Shake foxes

>>39930458
if you persevere and don't let that break your will to exercise, you will prove you have a heart of a warrior

>>39930402

>>39930402
What are the consequences of lewding a true loli hellhound?

>>39929681
sweets

>>39930458
Are u retarded? Wtf did u do?

>>39930402
Hellhounds are for marrying, loving, reproducing, and growing old with

>>39930402
i just love ln and this pic as well

>>39930458
how, You dum fuck?

>>39930493
>>39930607
>>39930589
I've had a dent in my ribs since I was a kid and I went and bent my torso down to grab something off the floor and it cracked
>>39930517
that's the idea although it's a real pain in the ass since I don't want to aggravate it which fucks over the workout plans

>>39930299
Metal Gear Solid is shit. only exception is Revolver Ocelot, she's pretty good.

>>39930622
isnt there some way to fix that beforehand?

>>39930652
I honestly completely forgot about it until now since it's never given me a problem before even when doing heavy lifting

>>39930663
And it bit you on the ass, sucks to forget, eh? Lets hope you dont forget to breathe and wake up as an undead to some nurse banshee

>>39930688
yeah let's hope

>>39929670
Senator Stephanie Hornstrong has my vote

>>39930496
Wrong
Monsters breed humans

>>39930402

>he signed it

>>39930723
yes but they do it violently

>>39930733
>its a pic of a dic when she looks closer that somewhat looks likes a signature
>>and in extremely fine print, LOL JK heres my actual name and stuff

>>39930582
>What are the consequences of lewding a true loli hellhound?
Getting a smug slutty brat tomboy gf that needs regular correction

>>39930299
MGR is the shit, but it's tiresome seeing it pop up everywhere now. It even appears like it has secondaries now, of all games.

>>39930836
same, i hate when that happens. Fucking kills any enthusiasm i had when it gets pushed in my face 24/7

I keep imagining a short comic. Human girls asks a Lilim "Czcigodna Lilim, bardzo potrzebuję pomocy. Jak mogę znaleźć chłopaka?", to which Lilim replies "Po prostu bądź sową." and the girl instantly turns into an Owl Mage.

>>39930402

Batgirls always, always have absolutely dogshit design, that's like some unwritten law of reality.

>>39930971
>Old hag Cheshire not so smug after having been informed she’s carrying octuplets

>>39930993
butbutbut

>>39930993
Hair over eyes is always a GOAT design and you can’t tell me otherwise.

>>39930402

>>39931008
>Manticore
>batgirl
I bet you call angels harpies, too.

>>39930967
sorry, i dont speak in spells and runes man
>>39931005
sounds amazing, i want to go the hag part of wonderland
>>39931034
yeah but the bats i seen, man its all over the place

>>39930967
kurwa

>>39930402

spider clussy

>>39931047
>sorry, i dont speak in spells and runes man
I think it might actually have been a spell because I thought I put spoiler tags there and they're gone. Let me check again. ąęźć

>>39931070
All she wants to do is make you smile.

>>39930402
>>39930591
>>39930835

>>39931206
This is an awoo-free zone. I'll have to fine her for that

>>39931005
but i want her to stay smug

>>39930402
Bit hard to pick #1 of the several I have in mind, let's go with this one.

>>39930402
I don't think it's possible to choose just one.

I am now single once more
Back to monster girls, I suppose
This is my one and only coping strategy in this cruel and harsh world

>>39930967
I guess it would work in English if the punchline was "just bee yourself" and the girl turned into a bee.

https://svgdb.me/assets/audio/en/vo_3514_000_008_0.mp3

>>39931298
How the fuck does anyone meet a woman these days? Summoning a Succ seems easier

>>39931300
Yeah, but the English version feels kinda played out and predictable.

>>39931298
>he fell for the 3D meme
top kek, serves you right

>>39930993

>>39931356
I... want to fuck this bee.

>>39931387
Her ears look like they aren't even attached to her head and her wings are retarded-looking

>>39931329
Well she was the one that asked me out and liked me first. The relationship was more of a trial run really, it only lasted like half a month. Apparently I was moving too fast? Or something along those lines and maybe she was scared to commit fully. We've known each other for 6 years.
>>39931366
Yeah, never going back again. I will forever choose to live in my blissful delusions and escapist fantasies.

Gargoyle-san watches you sleep and chastises you when you stay up too late.

>>39931461
so she gonna nag me?

>>39931477
>Lord Anon, if you stay up this late you will surely negatively impact your health.
>I also won't get to see those cute expressions you make in your sleep

>>39931461
and I draw penises on her when she's turned to stone

>>39931505
Anon please, she's just going to rape you in your sleep if you do that.

>>39931496
damn so i need to cover my face before i go to sleep now? Damn pervy statue, i bet if i sleep naked and left my dick out, i'd wake to see Gargoyle-san on top of me

>>39931461
Should I tell my wife about this?

>>39931461
>>39931477
>>39931496
Just like Gazer-chan...

>>39931536
Yes, yes you would.

>>39931543
She is aware and seems to approve of your dedication to housekeeping.

>>39929302

everybunny, post thicc and chubby bunnies

>>39931045
To call an angel a harpy is literally asking to get mercilessly raped into total submission until there's nothing on your mind but angels and your love for them.

>>39931671

>>39931693
Last thread, Anons were wondering if Angels were ok with buttsexx before waifu-ing
>https://youtu.be/fgBfdY_HN3A
I can hear the Angelic choir humming this catchy little tune.

has kc done a a sentient explosion yet?

>>39931772
i just love wock in a bunny suit, so fucking hot
>>39931778
i wanna sniff an angels bumhole

>>39931812
I mean, Megumin already exists.

>>39931583
CUTE

>>39931778
I imagine angel butt feels like heaven on your cock, and angels are very skilled at pleasuring buys with it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/98122119

>>39931693
Angels are 3rd rate girls at best

>>39931842
>buys
damn tanuki, always thinking about money, how much do you bet that some tanukis schlick off with the money before lending it to you

>>39931812
tweet him that one episode of renegade angel xavier and see if it gives him any ideas

>>39931824
>Megumin
Let me see
>flat chested isekai girl with only attack being an explosion while literally yelling out explosion in English
Isn't that just louise?

>>39929000
Alp is back, beware of turgid tallywhackers

>>39931844
I dropped this the second I read the avengers reference

>start praying to God
>get stuck in angel pussy for as long as I can remember
>the year was 1800 AD last I checked
Fuck my life

>>39931844
Even more writing, yay. Thanks mr streggae.

Can anyone please post any angel pictures that give off "older sister" feel?

>>39931887
old man

>>39931901
You don’t age no do you need to eat while in contact with an angel. It’s win-win.
In fact I’d say all of us fellow humans should start fucking angels. For protection.

>>39931900

>>39931934
nah, i'll make a deal with a dark mage instead and give her part of my heart in exchange

>>39931900

Holy fuck this thread sucks balls. And not in the good way, like you want.

>>39931971
You got a link to he full thing?

why should i bang a gazer? and are they any hag gazers to sex?

>>39931952
>>39931957
many thanks

>>39932008
Keep looking and you'll find one.

>>39931971
>game not out
>monsters not real
>no new profiles
>ww3
>economic depression

>>39931900
>have angel older sister
>she always dotes on you
>when you're upset, she always lets you rest your head on her soft, pillowy thighs
>heaven
>but one day, your sister leaves for valkyrie school
>you two were decently close, but you think you can handle her not being around well enough
>no contact with her outside of letters for six months
>then one day, she comes back
>many close hugs are had, but all that valkyrie physical conditioning has changed one thing in particular
>the heavenly-soft thighs are now muscular and taut
>the moment you two are alone she offers you a lap-pillow
>feels different- a little more stiff, but still comfortable
>but your sister missed you when she was at valkyrie school
>she REALLY missed you
>when you try to get up, the lap pillow turns into a thigh headlock
>she tells you between panted breaths how she daydreamed about you every day
>how she touched herself while only ever thinking about her cute little brother
>she says that now that she has you, you're going to make up for all that lost time in a new way
>with your tongue

>>39932023
very well, how do i lure them out
>>39932051
>soft thighs
>turned into taut wires of muscles
it be shit imo

>>39932047
Get fucked. Lmao

Fat c@

>>39932051
Sounds comfy

>>39929302

Peacock harpy!

>>39932117
The best kind

>>39932130
Crow harpies are the best because they have that dork energy

>>39932140
read the title again, slow fren

>>39932130
Let's see her tail

>>39932142
Yes I know this is a peacockblock harpy, I was just discussing harpies in general.

>>39932154
what did peacocks do to you?

>>39932047
Still waiting for the random shelling to send any hidden Ukrainian Kikis out seeking refuge.
Or CERN to miscalculate and tear a Portal open.
>only positive sign was last thread had 3 separate Anons getting Mon-dreams - hopefully it means the void-wall is getting thinner

>>39932161
They must have peacockblocked him.

You'd better not be late paying off that debt Anon.

>>39932174
wow shes as tiny as an ant, i could most lileyl grab the womanlet and put her in the trash
>>39932169
but why they do that for?

>>39932174
What happens if a hungry Greenworm 'accidentally' eats her leaf?

>>39932174
Now those are some real capital gains

>>39932197
her muscles go away as they were an illusion

>>39932174
going to intentionally hold off on paying so miss Nuki comes in person

>>39932232
That's the kind of Tanuki I want.

>>39932232
>>39932243
Tanu-Corp Mercenaries are not to be underestimated.

>>39932282
yeah, yeah tehy so scary

>>39932282
What're they gonna do, wiggle their fluffy tails at me?

>>39932301
One of them will.
The Rest will beat you up.

Imagine mesugaki gargoyle that gets in lewd positions when returning to stone, to entice you into molesting and fucking her when she's stuck in statue form.

>>39932047
Don't worry, anon. WW3 and nukes will open portals

>>39932232
Those thighs are something else.

>>39932334
>mesugaki
huh?

>>39932376
>Usually derogatory. A mesugaki is a kusogaki who is a brash, devilish little girl (often times a loli) who teases adult men, typically in a vulgar manner, sometimes overly promiscuously.

>>39930967
https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U

Reminder that MGE sucks. I will not elaborate

>"Noo! Don't go to work!"

Troll is a perv that needs no tools
>>39932449
i dont have one

>>39932154
cringe, peacock harpy has prime dick sucking lips.

>>39932051
>angel older sister
>always poised, composed, polite
>gives the best hugs because of her fluffy wings
>toned body because being lazy is a sin, still soft in all the right places because she flies more that she walks
>no other girl can compete, but she still teases you about finding a wife
>she's a yandere and is one awkward situation away from snapping and claiming you as her husband right here and there

>>39932487
What happens if I come home one day and tell her I'm gonna confess to one of the girls in my class?

>>39932385
>kusogaki
What?

>>39932487
>is always stalking you
>has a shrine with your level one adventuring stuff

>>39932461
We all know trolls come in two popular flavors: hag and loli. But what about young adult and teenage trolls, where are they?

>Anon goes to MGC's emergency room
>Says his boner has been lasting for more than 4 hours
What are they gonna prescribe him?

>>39932511
they do exist, just go ask your childhood friend whos a troll

How do I draw cyclops girls and make them cute? They're hard to draw without them looking off-putting.

>>39932536
Rape fluffy snakes should not be this cute

>>39932540
big dum eye and make it look like them anime ones

>I always see you sitting by yourself and talking to no one, do you have no friends?
>Worry not, peasant, it is a noble's duty to help the less fortunate. Therefore, I shall grant you the privilege of my company.

>>39932495
Well, as befits a proper older sister, she will freeze for a few seconds, then ask you who that girl is, give you advice on how to act during the confession and hug you really, really tight.
But the next day that girl you confess to will nervously tell you that she's very flattered but can't reciprocate. Don't worry, you big sister will be right there to comfort you.

>>39932577
ok, you mind I paint you? I cant let such beauty go to waste and not have it immortalized, ya know?

Do we like modeus?

>>39932577
Cool. We get to be friendless together.

>>39932577
so...how about that weather

>>39932487
>always have the biggest and brightest smiles
>have a big dopey grin when you see her
>but one day, that smiles vanishes....

>>39932614
>anon proceeds to give the Wight some color by using fingerpaints on her

>>39932669
>and she now appears like she is alive

>>39932625

>>39932748
can i place pemis in a robutts joints?

>>39932764
but y risk it? do u like pp pein?

>>39932773
roburt joints so smooth, so smexy

>>39932571
I tried doing that but it still looks uncanny

>>39932797
so u licked the funny-tasting heavy and soft metal as well?
>>39932804
look at that one monster manga with the one eyed nurse, hitmoi something forgot the rest

>>39932679
>New trend of undead waking up from their hundred year naps to find they've been turned into a canvas for anon's eccentric artistic habits
I am now imagining that style of women wearing nothing but paint

>>39932831
im going to paint a pharoah to look like a common mummy and a mummy a pharoah

>>39932831
you best believe im going to give zombies camo paint so they become invisible

Tell me your head cannons.

>>39932894
that every species of monster has a kingdom of their own to call their home, filled with their kind and hybrids of them and other monsters mixed

>>39932933
I like that idea.

Though maybe not entire kingdoms for the rarer species, but their own towns or principalities.

>>39932894
That violent conflict involving monsters happens in mge every now and again and that the order wins sometimes.

>>39932960
basically, i like them having a little town or small kingdom or city state that has a certain type of monster and mixes of them and others, I also headcannon that LN town or kingdom exists where comfy regins supreme but all the citizens who were born there have super simple and mob like faces

Hot lizard.

>>39932894
Hathor is a real goddess and I am a fervent follower.

>>39932894
Echidnas can choose when to ovulate, even when pregnant. So if they chose to, they get get pregnant even when pregnant. Or chose to raise the chance for twins/triplets.

tanuki need sharkteeth.

>>39932894
Monsterization actually cannot happen against one's will (actual conscious choice, not "hidden desire" or something) and any cases of forced monsterization are either order propaganda or unreliable narrator's exaggerations.

>>39932894
that many monster church exist, each for a certain fetish

>>39933044
Superfetation.

She's got you now. Shouldn't have shot her.

>>39932891
>Leave zombie daughterus with titania babysitter
>Come back and she's painted them neon pink

>>39933084
I don't like how people draw tails coming between the ass cheeks.

>>39932894
Wizard lizards exist.

>>39933113
you know where the tail pone is?

>>39933036
high cut Leotards are my weakness

>>39930402

>>39933073
chubby bunnies

>>39933049
I really like "subconsciously really want to become a monster but is too repressed to admit it."
They make prime corruption targets.

>>39932894
Pretty much every couple in Dragonia has tried banging in dragon form. Maybe they didn't like it, but they tried it.

>>39933036
>That one salamander greentext

>>39932513
Nursing handjob

>>39933182
No idea which one you're referring to.
Is it lewd?

>>39932894
u can buy any type of monster milk

>>39933191
The one where she feeds Anon a potion that makes him need to cum every 15

>>39930402

>>39933118
Are lizards weak to magic?
Would be fun taunting a lizard girl while kiting her with your magic.

>>39933182
>>39933220
>tfw that greentext gave me a neuron activation for salamanders

>>39933220
You got a link to that one or...?

>>39933252
forgot image

>>39933259
just go back to last thursday in the archives

>>39933171
Your headcanon is still retarded, just stop shitting up the threads with your presence and go back to /trash/.

>>39933317
dont give him yous, you dumb shithead

>>39932894
The Brigand 16-Pounder

>>39933372
>No Brigand 16-pounder gf

>>39933239
Magic is nerd stuff. Lizards aren't nerds.

>>39933430
Lizards can be nerds if they want to be! Dont discriminate.

>>39930445

>>39932894
It’s the M777 Howitzer of course, I was trained to use one with my crew in the army but thankfully I never got shipped out over there.

>>39933084
Being an archer defending a castle must be a dangerous profession when any monster you hit is likely going to remember your face and rush towards your position when they finally get on the walls

>>39932117
Well that's just rude

>>39933300
Yeah, I can't find it.
Is it from this thread or what? >>/jp/thread/S39852879

>>39933430
They can be if they want to.
Just like the elusive musclefox.

>>39933005
We need more mob faced girls. They’re the best.

>>39933544
>elusive
Foxes are lithe rape machines. You just can't see the muscle

>>39932894
As long as it's self-defense against harm, even the weakest of monsters can defeat the strongest humans. However, even below-average humans have a fighting chance of overpowering even the strongest single monsters as long as he intends to make her his.

Oh god For some reason I’m imagining the scene in American Psycho when they’re comparing business cards and I can’t stop thinking about if mofu MGs redid the scene to talk about how their husbands brush their tails.

>Oh dear Lord Brenda’s tail is immaculate, with a hint of strawberry too.

>>39933552
I love them as well, the simple face just makes them even cuter

>>39933594
It makes me want to protect their smiles and make them a broodmother all at once.

>>39933430
telling a lizard they can't do something makes them obstinate

>>39933572
God that fox is way too sexy for her own good

>>39929302
>sea cow
that is CLEARLY a sea-bear-taur

>>39933543
Went and quickly edited the greentext into an image the first parts were left in for context

>>39933573
that's just canon

>>39933608
A lizard can't marry me

>>39933543
Went and quickly edited the greentext into an image the first parts were left in for context

>>39933572
>tail tied up at the base
l-lewd

>>39933572
I consider athletic separate from muscular.
An actually buff fox is rarer than a Lilim

>>39933607
Same, but how would they see me?

>>39932117

>>39933646
Thank you anon!

>>39933677
This cat needs kittens and to be nuzzled.

>>39933695
np

Salamanders and lizards will assure you that they only attracted to the martially inclined. That it is safe to hire them for long journeys. It's merely a ploy to get you (the rapebait) to lower your guard.

>>39933712
I’ll just hire one to bully her and scare her

>>39933654
On that note

>>39932894
Wurms also eat gems on occasion
Elemental spirits brand their contractors

>>39933731
I miss when that artist didn't give his characters down syndrome faces

>>39933731
But how can she be 'muscular' if her biceps aren't the size of a watermelon? That's what the musclefags love!

>>39933712
Thanks for the warning anon. I'll be sure to refuse any offers I get and journey without a bodyguard

>>39933712
>catch a stray manticore spine before your salamander chases her off
>can no longer travel due to your painful erection
if only there was someone around who could assist me

>>39933740
>they are like sweets to wurms

>>39932894
Eros recruits monsters of all different species, and each one has her own quirky way of spreading love in her name

>Eros Hatters set up mixers and speed dating events with all sorts of wacky hijinks
>Eros Liches disguise themselves as fortune tellers and psychic mediums to put people in touch with their lost loved ones
>Eros Oni hype up shy guys and give them just enough liquid courage to get them to go talk to their crush

Does someone have the "I lied, you are my husband now" manticore pic?

>>39933880

>>39930174
>You should ask yourself why foxes are so popular to begin with
They're the McDonalds of monster girls. The standard kemonomimi design is tame, simple, bland and perfectly designed for mass appeal.
Slapping animal ears and maybe a tail on a girl is just the fastest, cheapest and safest way to add a tiny hint of exotic to a character: takes very little effort, neutral enough that it can be added to any existing design, and is less likely to weird out potential fans than, say, giving her a snake tail or big fluffy paws or electrict blue skin.

>>39933914
>1911

Mmm, I love a gal with good taste

>>39933914
Big Mcthankies

>>39933712
>Pink lipstick
>Shoulder freckles
>Sweaty fat tits
>Those thigh muscles

Today, I will put my head in there (clueless)

>>39932724
I don't get it

>>39933754
Not terribly familiar with them but the faces seem fine in what I’ve seen

>>39933975
She's taken

>>39933914
But husband and sadistic milking for days are the same?

>>39934030
She means that she'll start off with her pussy instead of her tail. Also lots of handholding and no pretense of "I'm going to eat you."

>>39933474
Lizard nerds are the best.

>>39934030
>she's gentle and considerate
oh nooo

>>39932894
The color and of a hellhound and luminosity of their eye fire indicates how strong they are. Like light, heat is caused by energy so the hotter an object or fire/fireball is it's brightness and color changes (for example look at heated metal). Red hellhounds are your standard wan and orange ones a a lot tougher than usual. A hellhound with eye flames the glow a blinding white like the flash from an atomic explosion are legendary beasts that probably existed years before the current Demon Lord.

>>39934111
Gonna turn up my waifu’s flame

Sorry guys, I just met with the team from the Mamono World working on Operation Husband (building a permanent portal to our world).

I told them that everyone here only wants ratatoskrs and danukis as wives, nothing else. The anubis and bapho working on the project seemed really sad. I said I'd be more than willing to wife them. The bapho perked her ears and got really friendly with me, but the anubis went off in a puff, angry. I said to her that she's pretty too, but she signaled some gesture I've never seen before that I can only assume as their version of giving the middle finger since she continued to walk off. Anyways, the rata working on documentation in their company seemed really excited. So yeah, only ratas and danukis will be coming to our world. That's all you'll get a shot at. Maybe that one anubis will stick around. Who knows. Kinda not sorry though, felt like pulling the biggest troll move other than telling them that no one on Earth wants anything to do with monsters. Either way, I'm sure you all will find happiness with your fluffy rats and mask-rats

>>39934151
I’m going to smack you then drag your ass back to make you tell the truth

>>39934004
I'm mainly referring to how his silver haired wolfgirl (who is the MC of his webcomic iirc) looks kind of fucked ever since she got a new reference image with a shitty face the other ones aren't as bad I guess

>>39934150
>>39934111
Just turn the temperatute knob on your hellhound, that's literally all you have to do

>>39934184
I'm pretty sure titty-twisting only makes the temperature go up, no matter which way you turn.

>>39934184
Do I have to stick the knob in her butt? It's a suppository, isn't it? My wife wouldn't lie to me.

>>39934182
Ah, unfortunate

>>39934229
No, that’s where YOUR knob goes.
Cmon anon this is basic stuff.

>>39934261
hellhound butt

>>39932894
Daughteru dickers can't have kids with them.

>>39934176
Too late, the portals will open once every 14 years. At which point, countless rats will come through. I'm sure they'll find out then. But for now, if you want a monster wife now, it's gonna be a fluffy tailed rat. Unless you think you can wait another 14 years or more or get lucky and happen to live near a portal gate and jump through the other way before they close.

They said the portals will open sometime within the next month. I'm guessing the Summer Solstice

Oh God NO! Angels learned they can just put a wedding ring on a sinner’s finger and claim an eternity of marriage as punishment while it also doesn’t count as premarital sex! Run awa-

>>39933712
>Attracted to the martially inclined
Phew. My fat nerd belly is safe.

>>39934331
By putting it inside their butts?

>>39932894
lolis dont exist

>>39929302

>>39932894
Hagville is real, It's impossible to leave it unmarried and all the hags are unreasonably fertile with many saved up eggs.

>>39934345
What are these then?

>Anon, it's 7:30! Time to read another chapter of Anatomy of Melancholy!

>>39934323
>Implying I won’t smack you hard enough to open it up by force

>>39934382
not real. its a headcanon, keep that nasty shit away from me.

39934394
Go somewhere else shioster

>>39934381
You like hags, huh?

>>39932894
Monster girls used to inhabit our world but were cast off to a different realm on in ancient times. They have the ability to come back now, but don't because we're warmongering psychopaths and because their realm has plenty of males. Also that alps don't exist

it is a common misconception that holding hands is the cause of pregnancy
it is in fact, touching noses while smiling

>>39934384
It sure is a shame I didn't do my homework.

Swiss army knife wife.

>>39934385
Be decided on whether nut-rat or mask-rat is more your style soon.

>>39934420
Anon you don't understand.
I love hags.
Hags cause me to instantly lose.

>>39934429
Yeah, she can burn stuff, and uhh, also burn other things.

>>39934453
She can burn your dick for that joke

Does their superior regenerative ability mean monstergirls can undergo abortions pretty much indefinitely?

>>39934452
Tell me about hags and why love them.

>>39934478
You will give birth to the baby. No exceptions

Why u samefag

>>39934518
Her expression says
>your innocence dies tonight, boy
>and your virginity

>>39934111
>be me
>order hero
>with the demon lord recently defeated the order has gotten bolder
>given orders to slay the blinding one, a glowing hellhound with the strength of a dragon
>eventually reach a cave in the volcanic region
>as I enter I feel on odd sense of safety
>the deeper I go the hotter the cave gets, eventually it feels like a volcanic crater
>as I reach the beast's den an intense light fills the cavern
>have to shield my eyes cause it feels like I'm staring at the sun
>straining my eyes I manage to see something in the glow
>to my surprise rather than seeing the horrific beast I expected there only seems to be humanoid creature with wolf ears and a large and extremely fluffy tail
>it must be at least 7 and a half feet tall
>before I have time to react it lunges towards me at a speed as blinding as its light, picking me up with one hand and shoving my face towards its chest
>wake up not knowing where or when I am with an extremely sore pelvis
>looking down at me is the blinding one who's now some kind of half monster half woman hybrid
>smiling she says "Ready for round two?"

>>39930402

>>39934496
Soft, dominant yet gentle, loving, all that pent up desire for a partner after having been single their entire lives, that slight desperation, that need to breed that has been tormenting them for decades.

Hags are perfect.

This one followed me home, guess I'm keeping this creature now

>>39934548
If I know that fox, she’s thinking:
>…
>…cute

>>39934645
seems like it's hard to snag a single zombie without the horde following you home too

>>39934688
I'm ready for the horde

>>39934581
imagine having to wear some weak ass shoes to make satisfying clack noise

Describe your wife (or one of them)'s personality in 3 words.

>>39930402
Anything for my cute hebi wife

>>39934717
Warm seeking corpse

>>39934717
Greedy, possessive, warm.

I'm angry about elves

>>39934717
stealth espionage action

>>39934627
Hhmm, yes I do understand.

Oh no, they’re multiplying

>>39934717
Quiet, collected, dramatic.

>>39934717
Stoic, loving, perverted.

it's neat how ropers imitate the hosts clothes

>>39934717
big, soft, motherly

>>39929302

>>39934717
Seductive, domineering, mysterious

>>39934717
Elegant, passionate, devoted

>>39934888
Who's this?

>>39934913
noss the nosferatu

>>39934916
Killer whales?

>>39934933
Killew whales
they tell no tales
Just catching males
With big blue tails
Killer whales

Dominant, possessive, handsy

Mermaids

>>39934717
haughty goth hag

This cat keeps showing her belly but every time I go to pat it she grabs me with her claws

>>39934929
Why does she look totally like a human without even token vampire traits?
Also western trash.

>>39935016
ok

>>39935012
Ask for help.

>>39935012
Her womb is empty.
She's telling you to fix that.

Breed jiangshi

>>39935070
That's no jiangshi, that's a fucking jello

>>39935070
Already on it.

>>39935070
why she got them handcuffs in her hand?

>>39935070
I will breed with all the undead

>>39934717
Regal, Wise, and Religious.