/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39915319
Remember that cheatas purr too.

>>39915319
black and white era clown

>find a ancient sealing stone
>fucking finally
>crack it open
>fox comes out
>instead of kidnapping you for sex her eyes glow red and she starts laughing like maniac
congrats on your new corrupted fox anon! how do you stop her from bringing a new age of calamity?

>>39915335
I wonder what a Cheshire purr sounds like?

>>39915335
do manticores purr?

>>39915348
interupted by giggles

>>39915343
kidnap her for sex

Who want's a drink?

>>39915285
i will ponder upon hips

>>39915354
>Going to pound town on Cheshires snatch
>Suddenly she starts purring and giggling
>Crack up laughing like a madman while climaxing inside her

>>39915376
We're all mad here.

>>39915343
lets see how evil she is, after ive impregnated her!

>>39915351
I was gonna say chuff, but I looked it up and lions don't chuff either.

>>39915343
start laughing like i really lost my marbles and then start the fox taming

>>39915343
>Step one: Grab onto fluffy tail
>Step two: Don't let go
I'm sure it will work itself out

>>39915406
how can you be sure she wont tame you first? have any man ever truly domesticated a ninetailed big titty evil fox?

>>39915319
What if monstergirls versus First Person Shooter or military shooter style heroes and adventurers, as opposed to the usual RPG heroes? Modern warfare but with mamono and demon energy? How do monstergirls best FPS and military shooter heroes and adventurers, especially Call of Duty and or Battlefield type of heroes/adventurers?

>>39915444
You go for the inner ear fluff before she can get your dick

>>39915444
there is a way thats been passed down my line, its called cute fox kids

I love my jub jub wifey!!!

>>39915320
Best

>>39915444
Yes, but it is not easy...

>>39915501
>creating more scheming vixen-spawn
what you fox breeders dont understand, is that once you start pumping a evil fox full of kits, she wont let you stop, ever. her offspring will be just as evil, and theres no way you can pay full attention to all of them. once the cycle starts, its only a matter of time before were all living under fox rule.

>>39915516
Your wife is a WINGLET

>>39915550
Don't say that about the mans wife :(

>>39915547
why do you think the mofukuza came into existance, anon?

>>39915547
so they would make me, their father sad? Even tho I raised them to only do evil when nesserarcy and try to live a life that they would know that doesnt make their father sad? I just want to see cute fox kids running around like little puff balls, not to see them get sealed again and again

>>39915580
you cant save all of them Anon, its the sad reality of having 4digits of fox kits

>>39915580
That's why you must teach them how to defeat various monks and preachers and heros, the monks and preachers can be defeated by force of arms, but heros require lewd attacks, best to leave that to the mother to teach them. With the hero taken out of the fight by marriage none can oppose your wifes rule, are you even trying to help your wife?

>>39915608
i didn't have 1,000 fox kits to settle for mere reality

>>39915550
no she isn't!

>>39915608
reality is my fucktoy, i'll shall fuck it into my preferred shape
>>39915617
I will never do that, I will only make prankster foxes that would tease and play with the boy they like, I'll shall hone their evil into a blade for love, so I can have many grandkids

when will they regulate fluff? its way too addictive. having just 3 tails coiled around you, as you drift into sleep for just 1 night, will cause extreme insomnia for months and give life long trouble sleeping. and god help you if shove your face into it and start inhaling even a single tail.

>>39915639
there is one option, anon. you can try using magic to force a human male child and have him act as the leader of all his fox sisters to keep em in line.
be warned however, this could very easily backfire. as the evil aura of all of your daughters could rub off on your son and make him just as, if not worse than they would be.
be warned this is how the mofukuza first formed.
so you have your choice anon. what will you do?

>>39915343
>>39915444
I'd bring a warm homemade bento and a change of clothes appropriate for the weather. It's a bit chilly out and she must be famished. Surely after a few centuries she can hold off for another day.

If she still wants to destroy the human race after a hot meal fine, hell I'll help, but maybe she wants to take a hot bath first? Some tea and a nap in a proper bed would probably be a good idea too. She can decide what to do after. No pressure.

>Simple baker anon has a trio of high level monster wives.
No one goes into his bakery to pick up a loaf of bread and expects to see the ancient kitsune priestess of the sunless sky there in all her majestic glory.
They DO, however, show up to get his pretzlebuns for burgers.

>>39915704
well if that happens then, daddy gotta give some serious spankings. I didnt unseal her without any hardship at all, I was the one who found the first fox, that ancient fox hag all the way in that last dungeon at the final floor.

>>39915719
His volcanic dragon wife heats his oven.

>>39915727
>Magma dragon
>Heats the ovens, has lava pooling from cracks in her scales and is practically glowing from heat and energy.
>Really, REALLY loves to help make creme Brulé

>>39915719
>all those pastries went straight to their thighs and boobs
>no one thinks anon's wives are powerful monsters as they look like broodmares

>>39915738
Good home cooking will do that.
It also gives him a trade to teach his young daughters while their mothers are out reshaping the local mountain range for a weird ritual or to open a treasure trove they hid ages ago.

>'knight' Ochi known for being able to down champions beyond count.
>Could break formations on her own and her titles bring equal amounts awe and fear.
>"Mine husband, is it mine imagination or dost these breeches look snugger than usual?"

>>39915719
>his 3rd wife, a world devouring succubus
>simple baker Anon being the first unfortunate soul she meets
"if youre hungry i got some lefter brownies i was gonna throw out"
>.....
>she passes up on the whole world devouring thing and settles for sweets instead

>>39915790
i can count the pixels, anon

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that more unusual dragon species exist beyond the simple metallics and chromatics.
Bet you've never heard of an umbral dragon now have you?

>>39915795
whats umbral, ive heard of umbral pie before but I dont what that is

>>39915790
>"You gave up your chance to conquer the world, or at least that kingdom, for some brownies?"
>'To be fair, I was quite famished from my long slumber and he is by far the greatest baker this side of the earth-spine mountains.

>>39915803
Its a very, very 'classy' way of saying shadow.
And not in the edgy way, more the 'lights dim as she enters the room and she can teleport in darkness' way

>>39915812
so extra edgy with a more than healthly sprinkling of dark powere dwells within me type deal, sounds like she would be shy and be a very perveted stalker, being your shadow and all

She seems nice, I'm gonna unseal her.

>>39915790
>heroine bursts through the door claiming to save the world from the evil succ
>said evil succ looks up from her chocolate cake with frosting around her mouth
>baker anon chuckles and wipes his wife's face while she whines in protest
>heroin scratches her head and tries looking for some other evil to vanquish

>>39915795
eldritch dragon who has claim over an ancient realm of influence that's just really sleepy!

>>39915821
More like she'd scry on you for a while and then just kidnap you from your bed in the middle of the night with a shadow portal or just teleport in and make it hers.

>>39915827
>you'll never believe how much this dragon naps!

>>39915837
I'd look right at her where she might be using to look at me and wave hi at her

>>39915822
bound+sealed fox is for groping, makeouts, and dryhumping. leave the seals on

>>39915822
Why are seals so hot? Why is unsealing an ancient evil the objectively second best way to meet your wife?

>>39915319

>>39915837
A nice, sleepy, big dragon that just won't let you go once she has you in her claws. Careful not to be under her when she shifts in her sleep, or else you'll be pinned under redacted pounds of dragon tits/ass.

>>39915885
abjectly horrifying

>>39915868
Encoded deep within human psyche that unsealing = good.

>>39915868
everyone's used to foxes being naughty but what other monsters would you unseal?
i mean i got to know what that sea bishop or unicorn was up to

>>39915925
i would unseal a wurm anytime i saw one sealed or any bogie i may happen across

>>39915319
Never put red on a minotaur's clothing, things may end up in public indecency...

>>39915925
why would I not unseal the nice cow lady? surely that whole "floodgates of hell" writing on her seals is just a metaphor. She even says she'll help slake my thirst after! Wait, when did I get thirsty?

Humans would have zero problems with faulty seals if they just fucked angels. For while you are fucking an angel you can't be raped by a monster. It's win-win.

>>39915822
fox sealing methods are widespread and well known. chances are, if you find a sealed fox, it was most likely done unjustly. contact the local government and try to find out why she was sealed, if nothings comes up, its your civil duty to unseal her!

>>39915976
>if nothings comes up, its your civil duty to unseal her!
aka "finders keepers", suck it shrine maidens that guard the sealed fox

>>39915925
I already have an internal list.
>Ancient evil mindflayer (my wife. She's very private about it and these things will remain between us thank-you-very-much.)
>Demon/succ (Comes with their own army which they were sealed with/were guarding the place she is refueling in)
>Automaton (The Ancient Machine(s), sealed to prevent their takeover)
>Raiju (Lightning god that got so horny she cracked a continent in half with a storm)
>Lich (Standard ancient evil, no explaination needed)
>Angel (Fallen angel? Works just as well for a valkyrie)
>Cheshire (Ancient trickster god who shitposted too close to the sun)
>Bogie (Sealed in the basement of a castle in a dark corner, created to serve as an entertainer but sealed away when the dark mage creating her feared she was too powerful)
>Dark slime (Formerly the Purple Abyss, and the reason theres a massive hole in the world that looks like it'd fit an ocean)
>Ghoul (Found in a crypt, alone and infinitely hungry. Could eat a whole world, but settled with (you))
>Shoggoth (really doesnt need an explaination)
>Ocelomeh (Aquired demi-god like power in search of the perfect mate. She never found him, until you found her.)

>>39916006
Obviously I missed a few obvious ones like vampires, wights, etc but frankly couldnt be bothered.

>>39915319

>>39915976
Get lost vtween.

>>39915925
>kikimora
i'm sure it was a misunderstanding
>barometz
commence the jiggling

>>39915868
I figure it's because it's kinda like a magical mix between bondage and chastity play, but then it turns into femdom the second you remove the seal and all the centuries of pent up lust comes crashing down on you. It's the same appeal of signing a contract with a demon. An eternity of pleasure for the cost of your freedom, and all you have to do it pull off the seal. Plus you can tease her beforehand and make it even worse for yourself when you do free her.

>>39916006
I'm gonna need to speak with that Raiju for... reasons.

>>39916006
wonder what a raiju "temple" is like.

>>39916305
Lots of restraining traps that would leave an intrepid adventurer at the mercy of a perpetually horny goddess.

>>39915463
Seems to me FPS-style adventurers can easiy beat or thwart monstergirls by simply doing this proven strategy:

Being Sniper Campers and sniper-camp in a secluded and hard to reach spot in the map where the monsters. Especially melee ones, can't reach you.

I like elves

>>39916305
>Electric resist down!
>Electric resist down!
>Random encounter that has an attack that reduces electric resist
>Electric resist down!
>Magnetic trap that strips you of all metal gear
>Electric resist down!
>Raiju encounter
Rigged, to put it shortly

>>39916486
i will pet a zap weasel and get away wirh it, it will be fun seeing her confusion at why i wasnt zapped

>>39916480
they're ok i guess

>>39916511
Not if she pets you first

Drink from fox thighs

Post your best shirohebi pics please!

>>39916535
shirohebis are old and lame. Post thick elves

>>39916480
They are a bit vanilla, but that's not always a bad thing.

>>39916535
Here ya go, Anon

Medically speaking, what are the long term effects of huffing zap weasel fluff?

>>39916574
erections lasting 4 or more hours

>>39916557
bully thicc elves cause she should be slim

>>39916535
are you sure?

How does one court a kunoichi? Asking for a friend, he wants to really make a good impression on her.

>>39916613
Leave out easily avoidable traps around your house, she’ll either attack you in you sleep or get stuck on purpose

>>39916572
Excellent pic! Thank you!

>>39916601
Very sure

>>39916528
fat fox

>>39916613
Plan nonsensical "patrol" routes around your home. Including at least one of the following (but more is better)
>Vacantly staring off into a corner in front of a dark portion of your house
>Hiding spots large enough to hide two people along the pathway
>Being easily distracted by noise, and wandering off by yourself to "investigate" it. "investigation" is standing still looking at the source of the noise for 5-10 seconds before turning around and going back to your path
>Disposable light sources that can be destroyed or otherwise deactivated
>Keycards. Don't know why, they just go crazy for them.
>Walking out on your balcony/to your window and just staring out into space for 20-30 seconds
>Ventilation large enough for a person to move through, with multiple open vents directly overhead

Where is the hell kot love?

>>39916658
>"Who's footprints are these?"
Anyways kids that's how I met mom

>>39916535
Welcome to snek club, how snek are you?

>>39916658
>hear some noise
>collect several kunai from the ground along the way, how careless of someone
>don't find anything of note
>hmm...must have been the wind

>>39913118
I just saw this when I went back into the thread for Amoeba's kraken story. I have a little text file I keep all the prompts on, if that's what you're asking. Beyond that, I usually have enough of the story in mind to write the entire thing without going back to the prompt. Sometimes I'll think of something to add later, and stick it on brackets at the bottom.

>>39916709
>collect kunai
>give them back to kunoichi
Lady, you dropped these the last time you tried to sneak up on me.

>>39916688
So snek that I wish for every inch of my body to be coiled up around by soft, cool, snek tail. And deep, passionate kisses with her long tongue

>>39916658
>Hiding spots large enough to hide two people along the pathway
>hear a noise
>decide to hide
>kunoichi is already hiding in that spot
>now two of you are pressed against each other in darkness, all alone
To me this sounds like a good way to get NINJA'd.

Give the fox a hug, I promise this isn't some sort of trap or trick or anything like that

>>39916770
i can't defeat the hug

>>39916813

>>39916813
i didn't know gazer had friends

>>39916813
>>39916820
Cute as fuck but also hmmmmm

>>39916813
>>39916820
D'aww

>>39916813
Gazer steals the show again.

>>39916813
>>39916820
pyrow is too cute
>ywn have a pyrow childhood friend

>>39916770
Sorry but I only give hugs to bugs.

>>39916770
oh no! physical affection!
one of my many weaknesses!

>>39916770
>She smells good and has a pleasant warmth
>The softness of her breasts coupled with the fluffiness of her tail is irresistible
>She whispers sweets words into your ear
Keep your guard up or else you might lose to her.

>>39916862
As if. I would never lose to a fox.

>>39916870
>quote from anon that lost to fox

>>39916820
>daughteru asks you for a thing
Do you have the wherewithal to resist your daughter's sad face? You wouldn't fold like a house of cards any time she asked you for something, right?

>>39915925
I'm going to unseal the "La Devorador Del Mundo". Sealed away by the greatest champions of National Farmers Association

>>39916878
>sealed
>she was only put in the time out corner cause she was naughty
she tries to play it up for street cred but the evil foxes and demons are unimpressed

>>39916892
>>39916878
The Great Devourer! O Hive Fleet Heimlich!

>Anon's parents find his porn stash
>Give it to his apophis childhood friend so she knows his tastes

>>39916962
what a huge breach of trust

>>39915319
Bear in mind that is very likely that its impossible to speedrun your way to victory in the MGE world. Demon energy and monstergirl hi-jinks denies everyone any speedrun or speedrun attempts that goes against monstergirls. So if you're gonna speedrun, make sure you join the Demon Realms and NOT The Order or the rest of the neutral Mortal Realms.

>>39916820
Does she have a Southern drawl?

>>39916962
>Coiled Lust
>Bound by Pleasure
>Bite of Sin
>Hot Lamia Sex 12: oiled mating ball
>Snake skin polishing guide for snake owners and zoo keepers
>My Sweet Venom Addiction
>Skinny Anon Adventures In Desert Kingdom
>Lawrence of Arabia (porn parody)
>Snussy Champion 6

>>39916878
>>39916892
Is the seal actually the cocoon?

Try your luck at the Mofukuza's underground casino?
First game is free for a cute human

>>39917074
how does one win the mofu hags?

>>39917074
>Monsters offer all kind of weird stuff.
>Be a boring straight edge nerd.

>"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it and sex disguested me. I craved the strength and certainty of holy steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh and sexiness, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you from horniness. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal."

>t.Blessed Holy Order Automaton

>A lamia preforms a graceful and eloquent dance
>A clumsy wurm tries to copy it and knocks down a wall

>>39917043
its actually the written ban from olive garden

>>39917016
Does this make her comfortable in her position or more fired up?

>>39917079
It's under "special prizes" that require a certain ante that is more than just money
Also the games are universally rigged so that the hag wins (you) instead, but you didn't hear that from me

>>39917074
What's the catch?

>>39917109
You, probably.

>>39917090
both, she'll be gripping the desk and biting her tail to stop herself from taking him on the spot in school.

>>39916878
>>39916892

If I had a garden I would be shaking with fear

>>39917109
Well, for one, it's very very VERY illegal, but on the other hand, you don't have to pay taxes on your winnings, so that's pretty nice

>>39917120
My garden is inhabited by friendly bumblebees, surely they will keep it safe

>>39916688
Very

>>39917086
>An order automaton sounds like it'd have a crippling weakness to Raiju lightning.

Do not say this fun fact to Extremist Stacys and Monster fans. But CIWS can and will intercept and soot down monster mana bombs and monster mana missiles before even reaching their targets. Even Dark Matter globs can be intercepted and shot down by CIWS, fact.

>>39917016
>>My Sweet Venom Addiction
Sounds like a band shirt that would be sold in Hot Topic

Is this a common house decoration/ornament in Zipangese households?

>>39915925

>>39917195
>walk out of the Hot Topic
>"oh man! I can't believe they had the last shirt of my favourite band"
>look to the right
>a delinquent Manticore is ogling your T-shirt with a cigarette in her hand.

>>39917016
>My Sweet Venom Addiction
Thanks for reminding me about that doujin with lactating snake mindbreaking a hero

>>39917195
>>39917224
For me? It's MetalMorphosis.

sweaty are heap farmsex with cows!

Snakes make the best wives

>>39917302
I want to open an undead dairy farm, imagine all the revenue from that exquisite kefir, yogurt and cheese that only undead can produce on a daily basis

>>39917333
What is this "kefir" you speak of?

>>39917354
greek yogurt, popular in Europe

>>39917363
The ideal state of a monster.

>>39917319
Comfy cold blooded cuddles during the hot weather makes up for them being coiled to you non-stop in the winter.

>>39917514
Snakes are warm to the touch, not cold, so you won't be able to cool off using your wife in summer.

>>39917553
If it's 34 degrees outside and she's like 20 degrees - you will.

>>39917179
Good thing the targets for dark matter bombardment would not be protected by such systems.
Navy would be dealt with from the inside by Alping

>>39917606
I'm partial to blonde snakes. White snakes are good too.

>>39917685
Tomboy snake is the captain of track slithering club.
>>39917675
ignore the shitposter

>>39917685
White scales are my weakness. Among other things.

>>39917553
Il getting an undead snake then.

>>39917685
Dark haired/scaled snakes are scary. It takes courage to love one.

>>39917722
Like an apophis? They're scary, but very lovable

>>39917722
>Dark haired/scaled snakes are scary. It takes courage to love one.
This snake shows up and tells you that from now on, you're her boytoy. What are you going to do?

>>39915925

>KC: otakus who "waifu"s 2d characters will be the most popular type among MGs

>>39915847
Perfect, now give me two more like her.

>>39917782
2d is overrated. The best waifus are 4d.

>>39917606
Looks like Anon's apartment neighbor wants to have a few drinks.

>>39917795
>DO NOT BE AFRAID

>>39917782
time to get a waifu
>>39917797
she just wants to get me drunk and get into my pants!
best get to it right away, I cannot resist the slithering tomboy.

>>39917797
I want a pyrow apartment neighbor to do that

>>39917179
Bullets can't stop a hurricane.

>>39917797
But she's older than him! Surely she won't take advantage?

Storm Elementals

I'm usually not into buttstuff, but something about bending a kiki over, pushing her skirt aside and just going to town on her ass while holding onto her tail makes me feel funny

>>39917837
second form is better

>>39917833
>gyaru cougar succubus
Yes please.

>>39917858
That thought makes her feel funny too

>>39917782
I would say this is pandering but it's actually true.
Imagine the heart pupils on a ushi-oni when she learns that anon is constantly posting about how much he wants to be raped by a spider cow.

>>39917957
I hope some buff and rough Manticore sees my batcat posts.

>39917207
I swear if i become a janny someday i will ban chinese gachaniggers for 1 month or two if not permanently.

>>39916813
>>39916820
ahhhh why do I find that way of talking so cute

>>39918025
*evades your ban*
nothin personnel kid

Chicanery.

>>39917929
To be honest, I tend to think about kikis a lot. Like, a lot a lot.

>>39918180
I wanna sniff danuki breath!
I want very long, deep, passionate make-out sessions with a danuki!

>When boogey goes to sleep every night, she checks her closet for Chuck Norris.
What is this, 2005?

>>39918240
Yes, the best time.

Need hags, where are they?

>>39917782
>>39917957
Mamono find men who desire them to be the most attractive so it makes perfect sense that a bunch of people who constantly fantasize and yearn for them would be considered extremely attractive.

>>39917782
El Based

>>39917782
KC is just too powerful.

>>39918309
They wander around their world tring to sniff out the hag lovers. Their senses can even transcend dimensions. This means by lusting after hags, you are helping the monsters sniff out the weak points of the barrier between our worlds. Keep lusting after those hags Anon, you are helping us towards a future where the portals become a reality. Just be warned, the first monsters that pop out of the portal will most likely be the most desperate hags in existence.

>>39918426
Good, they will be pregnant before long

>>39918318
>Anon starts obsessing over a dragon weather presenter
>Sends her multiple 3000+ words love letters
>Repeatedly calls at her job to ask to meet her
>Somehow gets her email address
>Sends her pictures of the shrine he built of her
>Also sends descriptions of the many sexual fantasies he has about her
>She falls completely in love with him
>They marry shortly after

>>39918309
hagville

>>39917003
I think its meant to be tat gyaru-y casual way of speaking. I think its the best way they could translate that into english.

>>39918309
At your local Sabbath Scout temple

>Dad calls on mom to help him teach his son common monster dodging techniques so he doesnt get grabbed by just any random granny with her tits out

>this is your typical 16 years old holstaur girl
what the fuck do they put in their food?

>>39919048
fucking christ

>>39919017
i wouldn't need to do that in fact, i'll teach him how to dodge as a way to tease the monster as well as teaching how to clown and lovingly mess with the girl he wants, like his papa did

Leave a comment. Let's play a game.

https://youtu.be/j2AtkFTDkaA

>>39919048
Her torso looks weird

I just want a monster girl to curse my dick so that I lose my ability to orgasm unless it's inside her.
She'd preferably be a bug wizard with a lot of chitin.

>>39919109
What

>>39919206
I'd go with a wizard lizard personally.

>>39919061
>>39919048
AHHHH I NEED HER TO CRUSH ME WITH HER TITS
I NEED HUGE COWS TO SMOTHER ME WITH THEIR BODIES

>>39919206
>I just want a monster girl to curse my dick so that I lose my ability to orgasm unless it's inside her.
isn't that how martial incubising works?
>>39919339
sabbath seething

>>39915885
>when you go fully realistic than change your mind halfway through

Cringe kots can only dream of having this

>>39919377
Cringe kots can't dream because they have no soul.

>>39917319
>>39917514
>>39917606
>>39917685
Snakes are shit, especially when yandere. Guaranteed vore-ing when she thinks you're cheating on her.
Guaranteed vore-ing when she thinks another girl is about to attack you.

Opt for fluffy tail instead. Can even be a raccoon or rata. Whatever.
No vore. No slimy scales. No disgusting, dirty floors from slithering serpentines. No rancid serpents at all. Just fluffy comfort and soft cuddles.

>>39919479
More importantly, no outrageous grocery bill.

>>39919423
i strongly disagree and have several tomes of evidence that you are wrong.

>>39919533
more like tomes of lies and tricks

>>39919533
those are some really nice paws

>>39919566
precisely.

>vorefag is back
I'm not mad, my waifu is not a snek. I'm just disappointed your fetish is so lame.

Since Bogies have Oni strength, don't be too surprised at how heavy things she can juggle are.

>>39919653
i wonder if kc will meet them halfway and make a chaos girl that turns you into her arm or something.

>>39919675
Bogie juggling anon, their 4 daughters, their 2 sons and their pet frog.

>>39919675
i once saw one juggle jabberwocks

>>39919695
>vore
>turn you into her arm
????

>>39919695
>turns you into her arm
Bionic Commando?

>>39919713
that was just an off the top of my head example. But, em, slime that she eats that then circulates through her body?

>>39919695
He already did with Sandworm and they ignore her completely.

>>39919735
shoggoth

>>39919735
Oh i see. Like an absorption thing. I could see KC actually doing that, not too far off of what shogs are. Personally, wouldn't be a fan, but honestly the more abyss girls we get, the better.

>>39919741
that's not really vore that just one of the top ten strangest places to live

>voretards
>>>/trash/
>>>/deviantart/

>>39919706
Must be quite an experience for the wocks.

>>39919061
>>39919048
MOOMMMY MOO MOOOMMY MOOOOOOO

>>39919653
He is just a shitposter, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even have vore fetish. Might be the same guy who spams "big fat vore monster" with jabberwock.
>>39919774
I mean not all vore is fatal or even involves digestion, so it is still can count as one. If you want to be anal you can call it endosomatophilia.

>>39919700
>pet frog
i bets its a big ass frogge fella
>>39919852
They were being quite rude to miss bogie and she decided to make them part of her act as well as punish them as well

>>39919735
or that thing that anglerfish do

>>39919872
That's a good one. It all bears a great resemblance to the mindflayer squid since of course it won't ever be fully taking away the body.
Didn't old matangos basically absorb?

Yeah I think I could defeat a monster girl with one hand tied behind my back. Not that I would, it's just worth mentioning.

>>39919869
the frog weighs more than 500 pounds. hes fucking massive.

>>39919985
maybe a fairy

>>39920033
you can do a lot with your tongue

what colour is your wifes soul?

>>39919985
But why would you?

>>39920033
Oh shit she's got a knife!

>>39920090
green, but if you ask her it's 'chartreuse' or 'verdant emerald' or 'the shade of the oak leaf in a bountiful summer'

>>39920090
Black. It was originally purple, but she dyed it.

>>39919988
hes a reall good boi, aint he?
>>39920090
ones a deep dark red, the other is a purple so dark that its damn near inkly black and the other is pure white

>>39920062
[excited Akaname noises]

>>39920134
how?

>>39915319

>39920185
Sup Reddit

>>39920183
she took it out, dunked it in black soulpaint and put it back in.

>>39920210
cute dork
>>39920208
what if i bathe in the stuff?

>>39920141
hes the best boy. absolutely worth the investment on the indoor pond.

>>39920224
Not a whole lot, but the little bits of your soul that are sticking out might go black. Its soulpaint, after all, not body paint.

>>39920239
is it bad if I huff the stuff like paint?

>>39920210
Uoooh, black bible very erotic yes

>>39920246
you'll temporary kill bits of your soul. its not dangerous, but it does turn you into a total dumbass. See 'Mothman' for details.

>>39920257
What if I'm already a total dumbass?

I'm seeing a serious lack of buns here /jp
You all disappoint me

>>39920261
overflow

>>39917782
There's gonna be someone out there who is a total slut for Mindflayers

>>39920208
Can humans use it on their hearts? I wonder what it would be like if I used pink soulpaint on mine for my wife.

>>39920261
ascend. stack overflow. you're soul cant handle that level of dumbass energy so it just loops back to being really smart again. go fight a lich.

>>39920276
hello

Elf. Marry.

>>39920266
That bun and her sister are very cute and adorable aircraft carriers

>Anon! I put a bunch of nitroglycerin in the back of the van with dark matter bombs so drive carefully!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTrNtrIQVdo

>>39920266

>>39920277
wouldnt work, i say that it paints the brain, since that is where the soul resides

>>39920277
do you mean your metaphysical heart or your actual, physical beating (presumably, sorry if you're undead) heart?

>>39920310
are you certain it's not the appendix?

>>39920290

>>39920315
so you mean like kingdom hearts style? that would be cool

>>39920281
>dumb Anon huffs soulpaint and faces off against Lich
>he wins with his now immense intellect
>she asks him how he got this smart, which he tells her
>she tries it too to gain an edge
>Anon now has a dumb Lich wife
>>39920315
I'd believe it's the metaphysical heart, how do you apply it?

Reminder to always eat succubus pussy, suck on succubus tits, kiss succubus lips, and worship succubus body

>>39920266

>>39920266

>>39920371
chubby bunny

>>39920380
They use their large chests to distract you from the tum.
Don't let them

>>39920345
i reccomened getting the help of a soul doctor (see a weight, lich, or anyone else with the appropriate training) and they can do it for you. It's pretty cheap, but if you don't want to/can't pay, you can do the following:
>Find wife
>Prepare a soul trap
>Set it to capture hearts
>Have her fuck you so hard you nearly die/ascend/incubise a second time (or just incubise if you're new)
>Basically have her fuck your soul out
>let the soultrap capture your heart
>get your wife to pour the paint into the box (you won't be able to move very much)
>wait about 3 minutes for it to escape and go back into your body
And you will now have a coloured heart.

>>39920345
keyblade or something like that

>>39920399
***WIGHT, NOT WEIGHT. I'M SO SORRY MISS GRAVELURK

>>39920408
wight do to tend be heavier, since they are nobles and all.....

>>39920399
Soul doctor sounds fine. It'd be interesting to temporarily swap soul color with the wife.
>>39920418
Big throne is a waste if her ass is small.

>>39920185
hello kitty bra holes are too lewd

>>39920276
Mindflayers are an acquired taste but they receive more love than many other species.
I'd argue they're the most popular chaos species after shoggoths now that wendigos fell out of favor.

>>39917957
It's not pandering this is all real and he'll open the portals soon.

>>39920390
too late

>>39920517
You fool, now she's going to make you into a husband with a loving wife and many adorable daughters!

>lich wife but she has the personality of Skeletor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdEW1y1waqY

>>39920408
>when you call a Wight heavy

>>39920575
its not my fault she's somehow 100 kgs of ass and tits while still being undead

>>39920575
she ain't heavy, she's my mother

>>39920348
*suckle

>>39920575
>Reader letters in the mamono newspaper
My eight foot tall, crazy thick wight wife wants me to princess carry her to our bedchambers - but I'm afraid that no number of squats and weights can make me do it. Help!

>>39920672
just a takea shroom or deal with the pain and pray to mara for strength and spinal endurance

>>39920348
I think sucks are the best for v e r y gentle domination.

>>39920759
*succs

>>39920672
Magic, bitch. Use it. Telekinesis is very useful.

>>39920759
i agree

>>39920575
Undead are fat and smelly

>>39920795
mmm, fat and smelly obasans

>>39920795
fuck you

>>39920785
Anyone want to run the numbers on the energy expenditure for lifting such a weight? 8ft tall, so approximate the weight using 2nd or 3rd quartile BMI.

i think my wife is the best there is.

>>39920033
A dragon, actually.

>>39920937
A challenger approaches!

>the O-grader Demon you met on the train is sending you nudes again

>>39920994
could use more pink

>>39920870
Maybe those undead should get off the couch and fuck me themselves

>>39920967
maybe a fairy dragon

>>39920994
she's cute. but wifey is also very cute.

>>39920937
You have a cute wife. I hope she could be friends with my wife.

>>39920928
after some probably really shitty maths, about 1915 joules? just to lift her. Say your bedchambers is about 40 meters away, thats a solid 42000 joules.
its been a few years since i studied physics, give me a break

>>39921001
i thought demons would realize they look better with clothes on

>>39921033
she's friends with just about everyone!

i went out wearing all black whilst feeling sad and this woman wont stop following me

>>39921043
Only the lifting involves work.

Unless you want to go hard and calculate drag coefficients and acceleration/deceleration to and from walking speeds.

>>39921043
>>39921126
NERDS

>>39921044
I'm sure there would be lingerie pics too.

>>39920928
Not gonna do energy calculations, but at 8 feet, 275 pounds gives 21 BMI, which is completely average height to weight ratio. Cutoff between normal and overweight is 25 BMI, which gives us 328 pounds. Obesity starts at 30 BMI, here it's 393 pounds, but we're not going that far, that's landwhale territory. 350 max should be the cutoff point.

>>39921101
She just wants to be sad with you, be nice

>>39921101
why u emo, anon?

>>39921161
why are numbers actually getting me somewhat hard? Have I been corrupted by a haku or something?

>Anon
>have preggo aryan blonde-grey Centaur waifu with big lower belly and swollen tits
>last weeks, doctor has said no sexxing in case of causing early labor
>sitting up in bed, waifu lying at end of bed
>alternating between paizuri in preggo swollen milky tits and sucking the tip
>finishes Anon off by jacking cum across her tits
>ropes of cum all over
>waifu smiles and calls in the tomboy Kiki maido
>regal command, 'clean this up'... 'with your mouth'
>'Yeth Mithreth' - Kiki has an 'Igor' accent
>Anon watching Kiki eagerly lick it all up
>'dont swallow that, its mine'
>gargley 'Yeth Mithtreth' as she gets the last drops
>Cent Waifu and Kiki snowballing and tongue-play until its all swallowed
>waifu kooks down at Anon hard as steel again
>'and clean all that too'
>Kiki leans in from one side as Cent waifu crawls up the bed closer to Anon
>starts licking delicately at the knob, slowly going further
>Kikis little head gets sandwiched between Anon's hips and waifu's front hip-shoulder 'vee'
>Anon bucking hip movement is basically face-fucking the Kiki as his waifu feeds him early milk from her oozing nipples
>Anon, 'Surely this is wrong, its cheating'
>waifu, 'Not cheating, I'm here, and it's just my waifu-ly duty to make sure my husbando is kept satisfied'
>at this, Anon blasts a second huge load into the Kiki's mouth ofc
>waifu lets the Kiki's head loose so she can come up to breathe, and share the cum drooling from her mouth with her Mithtreth again...
.
And that's when I woke up yesterday morning.
Fuck this world.The Portal can't open soon enough.

>>39921199
While we're at the numbers, BMI 18.5 at this height is 242 pounds. Going below that is underweight.

>>39921269
The dataset for 8ft cannot be very good.

>>39921303
no shit, there hasnt been a lot of people in life has ever been that tall but remember the fact that bones need to be denser and stronger the bigger you are

>>39920292
>>39920305
>>39920354
>>39920371
Thank you anons

>>39920994

>>39921377
Owl mages of the bus stop, tell me your wisdom.
>Did you know that two for the price of one is only on the initial purchase cost and not the ongoing support costs?

>>39921269
Remember, inside every 8foot heavyset thicc Wock girl who is sensitive about her weight, is a tiny delicate loli-dragon
>
>
>
>she got swallowed by mistake during last week's cake shop rampage and will crawl back out when the Wock is snoring, no harm done

>>39921400
Brocoli?

>>39921400
how to cause indigestion in monster girls, be wary of which monsters are mostly carnivorous and mostly herbivores

>>39921303
The closest we had in real life was Angus MacAskill, who was 7'9 and 510 pounds. In photos he looked well proportioned.

>>39921400
Anon, why are you tormenting the poor Greenworm like that?

>>39920266
My wife gets really embarrassed when I call her a sweet bun, but she's not an actual bun.

>>39921664
>meanwhile a Greenworm is in the same situation with a steak

Trust elves

>>39917764
HANDHOLDING

>>39921001
>you try to ignore her until you start to recognise its your furniture in the background

>>39921664
>nooooo I could have easily eat 4 plates of those!
>why are you giving them to her?

>>39921706
smelly tree obasans

>>39921664
Because Greenworms exist solely to be bullied.

>>39921664
>>39921711
How to discipline your Greenworm.

>>39921737
No bully

>>39921714
Do not insult your betters

>>39921766
my betters? lol, been smoking too much? I may not live as long but at least I can get laid way before an elf can

>>39921390
Tiny loli-dragon just shrugs it off and asks to use your shower.
Its a bit messy in there, but its like a soft warm mountain cave.
Theres even about 20 kilos of gold coins Wok has accidentally eaten over the years of not seperating her change properly from bags of cakes she's bought, so there was a mini dragon bed.

>>39921766
>Elves
>Better than anything
Lmao those tree-hugging sluts would ram a mushroom up their bum just to satisfy their lust for human dong.
They cum just from kisses.

>>39921766
>your betters
Even vampires are superior to elves.

ONE WITH SHOG, ONE WITH SHOG!

>>39916658
>>Ventilation large enough for a person to move through, with multiple open vents directly overhead
Sounds like a good way to get an oomakude roommate as well. Better make those vents wide enough for two people

>>39921840
Vampires are superiour to everyone. Vampires are perfect, especially my wife.

>>39921783
>>39921807
>>39921840
>All this cope
You're all gonna end in some elf kingdom's slave market. Your mistress' words will be law to you and your main meal her pussy. That's the only thing humans are good at.

>>39921390
>>39921798
Fuck off spammer

>>39921877
Totally dude. Nothing better then being the servant to a loving vampire wife.

>>39917224
>Name five of their songs or I'll rape you
>"I'm going to rape him anyway but it's more fun when they have some hope"
>Wait, Did I say that out loud?

>>39921877
The only reason to pick a vampire over a wight is if you prefer chuuni dorks or have a blood fetish.

>>39921869
Da, vith vilthy Shoggz you only gets one sticky goo teeth-hole, vith proper Kiki maido you getz two holez no teeths, mebbe efen three iv Mashtah vishes...