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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:07:45 2009 No.3990430 [Reply] [Original]

So, last night I tried the Oni lifestyle

today, I feel like crap, my mout tastes like utter shit and head hurts like hell.

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Mon Dec 28 07:08:45 2009 No.3990440 The Oni lifestyle is to never stop being drunk so you never feel a hangover, clearly you failed at it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:08:45 2009 No.3990441 File: 84 KB, 900x1200, 7858748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that is the cutest euphemism for drinking you cute little thing you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:08:45 2009 No.3990442 Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:09:45 2009 No.3990444 Not your /b/log.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:09:45 2009 No.3990447 You rose from hell and ravaged the living gods of the overworld? Sorry, Suika's drunken laziness is not exemplary Oni behavior. TL;DR: Real oni do not -talk- about throwing a mountain.

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:11:45 2009 No.3990467
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>>3990447
suika is most certainly an oni in every way except for one: she lies a bit. she most certainly can throw mountain but why would she want to the mountain is perfectly ifne where it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:54:45 2009 No.3990747 She can drink as much as she wants and sober up instantly. What she likes is parties and feasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:55:45 2009 No.3990755 >>3990747 And soon, she won't even need to get drunk if those guys are successful in making that "Synthenol" that gives you the same effect in the brain, but no drunkardness.

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Mon Dec 28 07:56:45 2009 No.3990763 >>3990747 No, She drinks and is never sober so she never has a hangover. If you do that you will run up a huge cost and become an alcoholic. She can do that in gensokyo because she doesn't have a job, and shes a oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:59:45 2009 No.3990771 File: 661 KB, 1024x800, 3629350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3990763 it's mostly the gourd of endless sake, actually. presumably other oni have trouble staying drunk, but not suika!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:00:45 2009 No.3990779 >>3990763 Being a Oni is her job.

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Dec 28 08:01:45 2009 No.3990782 >>3990430 So you kidnapped and ate some children and dranks yourself stupid? yeah doesn't sound like a pleasant evening for anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:01:45 2009 No.3990783 File: 218 KB, 718x527, 7217894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3990779 that implies that it's a chore to be an oni. totally wrong

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Mon Dec 28 08:01:45 2009 No.3990792 >>3990782 Sounds like the /jp/ dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:04:45 2009 No.3990816 >>3990763 ZUN is an oni then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:05:45 2009 No.3990824 >>3990782 Doesn't sound too bad to me, man.

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