/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You will be foxed. It is only a matter of time.

>>39895164
It's a lazy Sunday coming up.

>>39895164
Scandalous Goats.

>>39895197
I've been already mindbroken by a fox.

>>39895197
>>39895476
i will be a good husband, for my breadwinning Kitsune wife!

I love my bapho wife (*´꒳`*)

Would yoube so bowld to howld an owl really tight to she doesn't get cowld?

>>39895197
Oh no! My husband will be safe from the foxes if I hide him in the center of the Earth

>>39895625
The wifi probably isn't great there.

>>39895476
damn evil fox... needs pregnancy correction!

>>39895164
this was a great doujin

>>39895639
I need rape correction by this fox.

>no horns
>not strong
>not rough and aggressive
not interested in foxes

>>39895743
>Solf
>Hate richfags
>Nice and cuddly
Foxes are much better than your nig nog dog and dragoncels

I am made for monster pussy. Built for tight mamono snatch. I look like I fuck monster girls only.

>>39895197
>I’ll find a way to get back at those cheeky foxes I swear it. They can’t keep getting away with it!
>coming to bed honey?
>yes dear…

>>39895892
>BUILT FOR WMP
>WET MONSTER PUSSY

>>39895197
Wrong I'm getting succ'd

I just realize due to the fear of running water vampires probably smell

>>39896085
they are only afraind of running water, they can use walking water just fine.

>>39895197
Foxes are yesterday's news. It's now rabbit season.

>>39896085
They're dead, they don't sweat.

>>39895164
I want to make my hebi wife the happiest hebi in the world

>>39895197
I like Touhou. I like Monster Girl Encyclopedia. How can we get more of both?

>>39896131
White snek best snek

Bogie having passionate sex with you and ruining other girls for you as a practical joke

If you squeeze my lizard I'll put my snake on you.

>>39896174
If a Bogie goes to the beach, does she get tanned?

Would MGE have High Elves or specifically the more western style Tolkien-like ("Noldor") elves exist in MGE? And I mean the tall, blonde Aryan master race looking super models who are powerful magic users and or good warriors that're well versed in magic. Yes elves have an MGE article but I'm sorry. But the elves already present in MGE are just the typical boring generic forest dwelling hippy vegan elves who don't have anything distinguishing about themselves other than vague magics and having pointy ears. Especially that elves in MGE are just the usual Japanese fantasy depiction of elves where they are all just boring vapid all-girls groups that are cunts or ""tsunderes"" that go "Ehhhh!? Nani!?" Whenever the human lead character(s) does something unorthodox.

And before I get called off as that Warhammer anon. Let me be clear that I'd rather prefer a competent, magic adept and tall blonde Noldor High Elf woman as a waifu. And not a dumbass Japanese take on elves, in which elves are seemingly all female and are vapid cunt Valley Girls. Therefore I'd say can MGE (and maybe even Japanese fantasy anime and manga) have actual right proper high elves who're Noldor straight outta Tolkien? Maybe they are the more serious type of gals you gotta earn their attention for. And might be more competently cautious and aware of Monstergirl hi-jinks.

I want to stick my head between a mino's tits and feel her big heart beating while she squeezes me tightly

>>39895197
>You will be foxed
No. I have a small penis that gives me protection from this wild bitches.

>>39896277
>Only you circus
Imagine going to a circus and it's just you there and a single Bogie performer.
I get the feeling that show will turn very lewd very fast.

>>39896317
built for barrows

>>39896317
Wrong board, faggot.

>>39896317
>The most well-known type of elves, also known as the forest elves.
That line in their entry does leave room for more types of elves. To me the working implies that there are more then two. The description also doesn't mention anything about how the pure elf civilization is structured, but since elves are considered humans in MGE there's no reason to think they're all the same.

>I am not /tg/warhammer anon guys!
>Writes exactly like a /tg/tard and posts western elf art to boot like a clockwork
Do you know the definition of insanity?

>>39896383
>>39896434
to be fair the question is pretty milquetoast and if >>39896398is to be believed what he wants actually does fall within the setting

>>39896447
what he wants is to shitpost

High elves would basically be a race of Oujo-samas.
>Haughty laughter intensifies on a racial level
Basically take everything about the forest elves but amplify it. Even more prideful and arrogant, but they lose to dick even harder.

>>39896458
you do you I guess

>>39896479
try not to tip your hand with western trash art so early next time

So how haughty do you like your dragon?

>>39896530
I'm not him I just don't give nearly enough of a shit to spend my morning arguing with you.

Is there any other impractical clothing for monsters?

>>39896594
I wanna see hooved species like cows or centaurs try to wear high heels

>>39896434
Describing elves as "high" not in reference to spatial position or marijuana is an obvious red flag here.

>>39896687
Wonderland pothead elves?

what if your mg wife became obsessed with memes from a certain video game?

>>39896725
Wonderworms are comfier.

Touch the bean!

>>39896134
monsters cosplaying 2hu characters
>>39896364
now imagine its more than one honking clown

how do deal with bug girls attracted to your porch lights?

Do new vampire have to struggle getting over their lisp?

>>39896830
Turn off the lights? Like what do you even need them for?

>>39896874
darkness is scary

>>39896874
monsters cant get you if the lights are on,

or so im told

>>39896830
Get a bug zapper and pray she's not into it

>>39896765
touch the bean?
time to lose your spleen

>>39896902
Are you sure?

>>39896765
Why touch the beans when he can hop in

>>39896747
depends on the game

>>39896747
I also enjoy Disco Elysium memes.

>>39896955
>At night, moths can spot lömps and the human boys hiding next to them from up to five miles away.

>>39897088
The worst thing is that in your well-lit house, you're perfectly visible to her on the outside, but you can't see out into the dark

Phantoms sure are menacing

>>39897183
are they ?
are they really?

>>39897183
leche

>>39897169
The question 'Are you safe from moths' only ever has one answer

Post your best kiki pics please!

>>39897306
You can't spell "smother" without "moth".

>>39897374
Or "mother"

>>39897363

>>39897648
>be in some old forgotten castle
>break the walk for soe loot
>find shog wall chicken

>>39897663
loot get

>>39897699
>>39897699
its raw shog chicken

>>39897742
I cook, throwing dice for INT

Tell me about the albino sneks

>>39897742
What happens if i cum on the shog chicken? Does it turn into an awsine weapon?

>>39897907
no, you get soggy shoggy

I strongly recommend you marry foxes

>>39896085
She's not smelly.

>>39896364
>Imagine going to a circus and it's just you there and a single Bogie performer.
>you walk in, and there's no one inside the tent
>thinking that you've come too early, you decide to leave
>but the lights suddenly turn on and music starts playing
>a single bogie saunters on the stage
>"Welcome, anon! Please take a seat, the show is starting now. And it's going to be performance of a lifetime, trust me."
>looking back, you can't see the exit, it's as if it was never there
>what's the worst that could happen?
>ten minutes in, bogie does some pretty neat tricks with remarkable ease, you stop worrying and just watch
>twenty minutes in, she's doing some very impressive juggling acts while maintaining a casual, playful conversation, both of you act like you've known each other for ages
>thirty minutes in, bogie coyly asks you to help her with her next trick and you agree without a second thought, you're having time of your life with this clown
>forty minutes in, you're passionately making out with bogie right there on the stage, whatever circus act she was trying to do now completely forgotten
>a few hours later you come out of the tent, hand in hand with your new wife

>>39896447
nothing makes the thread seethe more than remembering that male elves are a thing.

>>39898148
yeah I wonder why, it's not like somebody posted some absolute shitshow about male elf MGE """fanfic""", is it?

Did Jabberfag posted the update of his globe-throtting something something comic book he promised? Where it be at?

Carrying your smol batwife around...

>moosesaga has a tvtropes page
how come non of the good mge stuff has a tvtropes page?

>>39898261
Who in their right mind gives a SINGLE fuck about niggertropes in 2022?

>>39898079
fat gachaslut ass

>>39898290
>who still cares?
people updating tvtropes pages i guess
people keep mentioning all the MGE stuff thats on tv tropes
And so I took a look at whats there

>>39898323
So only mentally ill faggots? Thanks for proving my point.

>>39898079
Does she realize that'll result in her bearing over 30 litters?

>>39898261
Is moosesaga even still going?

>>39898079
why do foxes want to marry human men so badly?

>>39898412
we are cute little kids to them

I want to have a cute monster girl daughter with my monster girl wife!

>>39898412
A mystery.

>>39898323
>>39898390
yeah but would bother
IIRC moosesaga is just the prototye to the BS that spacebattles voimits, not being able to do a comepelling story with out "heres everything I dont like about mge exaggerated to a stupid degree"
hell, laven has DE immunity and can go through lillim boosted demon realms with a monster harem and come out unmolested

>>39898390
Maybe it is, but after the dude gets turned into a Chimera, why keep reading?

>>39898361
that's what she is hoping for
>>39898436
good boy

>>39898261
One or two of those infamous soulsborne crossovers also have a page there apparently. Eugh. But hasn't the site been going rather puritan these past few years? So you can't really expect anything better from them. It probably appeals to the same kind of autistic "normies".

>>39898504
I remember them removing pages for hentai VNs years ago, it upset me because I wanted to read about Bible Black

>>39898528
i really want to grow up with some Bonobo kakuens

>>39898504
to my memory (I haven been on the site in a while and dont care to now)
That one bloodborne xover kc tried to take down and a code geass one with a stupidly op lelouch is there too
like >>39898477 and you yourself said, the opinion of MGE is mostly negative (MGE itself was pull as a subject eons ago) so anything fic wed consider good isn't gonna make it there on two points
1. normies and blood thirsters
2. why would peopel even want their stuff there?

>>39898575
>bloodborne xover kc tried to take down
qrd?

>>39898528
Hear no evil
See not evil
speak no evil
Where's the forth one covering her crotch for "do no evil?"

>>39898193
It was before my time if so. Regardless male elves are a thing and so are dwarves although I think all male dwarves are currently extinct.
Elves and dwarves are not monsters after all. Although I am not too sure if male fairies could ever exist.
I know the books say they are being monsterized, which means they aren't monsters and probably have males.

>>39898603
but monke likes that kind of evil

>>39898597
Somebody sent the bloodborde xover (and that one DS xover "the knight") to KC
In usual KC fasion, he tried to get the pulled, only for the authors to reposted them in defiance
If KC saw how the plot for the knight was going he'd probably have a meltdown

lets talk about ze monke instead, why does she and chesh get along so well?

>>39898575
Imagine making a bloodborne edgy crossover with MGE when bloodborne has Plain Doll
talk about being completely retarded and obsessed

>>39898644
I can respect someone who has enough balls to ignore cease and desists that clearly fall under fair use and are also posting anonymously

>>39898261
Committing to it for 10+ years straight might have something to do with it.

>>39898290
I sometimes check pages of what I've consumed at some point (just to see someone else's perspective on things more than anything), or look for fresh stuff through the tropes I like. It's a decent place if you're not getting autistic with it, far from cancer downtown.

>>39898663
Monke just likes to have fun, Cheshire is good with that. She'd get along with Bogie too.

>>39895164

>>39898694
imagine a trio of monke, chesh, and bogie bullying you

>>39898644
>If KC saw how the plot for the knight was going he'd probably have a meltdown
Is it on par with that one time a guy sent KC a image of a baphomets head on a pike?

>>39898710
Can I just take bogie and leave? I have a weakness for clown butt.

>>39896317
>>39896398
>>39896447
>>39896463
Actual high elves or any depiction of elves in jap manga and anime that has them be powerful magic users or good warriors is uncommon or outright rare. Notice how most of the time, elves in Japanese anime and manga are not only all female for whatever reason. But they are easily dominated and easily enslaved victims at worst or as the anon brought it up. Japanese elves are vapid cunt hippy bitches that are dumb cunts or another addition to the Male MC's harem. Because what does make a high Elf distinctive is the seeming superiority over ordinary humans in being tall blonde supermodels that are amazing wizards and badass warriors and soldiers. So I guess for MGE, a high elf are what you would see straight out of Tolkien's Middle Earth, extra emphasis on magical prowess that is enough to fend off mamono mana bullshit and Sabbath pranks. And maybe extra animosity towards the mamono.

Allow me to explain that later. In western fantasy the high elves are always bound to be depicted as the high and mighty exemplars of the forces of good and order. They'd worship gods of good and order (though of course their own elven pantheon), and are one of the good guys that fight against evil monsters and demons of evil and chaos. Therefore the high elves' animosity and hostility towards mamono is what makes them distinct from the "regular" elves that live in forests. And to add with the anon's rant on Japanese elves being shit. Western Elves live in grand beautiful cities that are cosmopolitan metropolises built with magic and engineering wonders. While Japanese elves are luddite hippies that live in mudhutt villages in a boring non-magical forest.

So to conclude: High Elves in MGE are what you expect or see of Tolkien's Middle Earth Elves/Noldor. or may I dare say the Asur from warhameer fantasy . They are tall Aryan master race looking super model mofos that are powerfuly great wizards where even the weakest high Elf mage is twice more powerful than and elite human mage while being good warriors. Corrupted, monsterized and especially incubized high elves are very rare because only the most powerful or skilled experienced elite Monstergirls can be able to track down, fight, capture and corrupt a high elf. The high tier Monstergirls; Baphos and Lilims do take whatever chance they can to monsterize and corrupt high elves due to the very strong magical and mana collections they have. And maybe high elves also worship a faith or pantheon that is basically The Order's but with an elven twist. Or maybe implications that the high elven faith and religion does worship the Chief God in the end of the day. But with elven names and themes and such.

>>39898663
No monkey business

>>39898671
Speedrunners normally kill her because it's faster than talking to her.

39898741
end yourselves

>>39898671
normal people don't know how to chill anymore

we need more chill stories

>>39898736
nope, they a set
>>39898751
are you sure?

>>39898528
>>39898663
>>39898751
>little monkey fella

>>39898754
>killing the sweetest, most kind and innocent person in the game
Yet another proof that speedrunners are subhuman apes and don't deserve good things in life.

>>39898797
anon, do you play with dolls?

>>39898838
Maybe?

>>39898883
here ya go then

>>39898838
Uuuh.

>>39898756
Because anon. Conflict, drama, realism, ideologies, philosophy and politics! Those are what make mature and we'll rounded stories! Not these cringe chill and comfy stories!!!

The Spacebattle and Bloodborne MGE crossover fanfics good because they teach us that Horny is bad and killing demons and monsters good!!! Because Dark Souls good game and Berserk is perfect Japanese product that provided perfect influence, blah blah blah!

>>39898193
And it's totally not like everyone who brings them up treats them as monsterboys. Reminds me of that fag obsessed with incubi fucking human women.
>>39898610
>Elves and dwarves are not monsters after all.
Correct, incubization works the same as with vanilla humans.
>Although I am not too sure if male fairies could ever exist.
>I know the books say they are being monsterized, which means they aren't monsters and probably have males.
It's not stated outright, but as beings of pure magic it's very likely uncorrupted fairies are born with no need for intercourse and can easily be all female. Elementals are a good example too.

>>39898911
thats a ghost anon, a ghost with massive tits
39898931
fuck off

fitty kitty? or chubby tabby?

>>39898945
The former

>>39898733
Keep in mind this is me skimming through chapters (shits like 450K so like fuck am I reading it all)
>MC killed yurily (the dude from the first exet game)
>MC has killed fallen god (either hel or ares is next), during this fight sasha (who has feeling s for MC, not Elt) is converted back to human after the fallen monsters took and changed her
>Monster girls are considerd unwilling pawns of the DL
>the above mindset is shared by a lilim who says that her mother is on "a throne of lies" and allyies with the MC agiasnt the DL
>The incubi/monster forms of former humans are considered "false" a pretend shell locking down the true self
>Dragonia is in full rebeltion agianst the demon lord
>pic related
>Willamaria and Elt got separated in Anor londo, Elt is taken in by the MC and converted back to human while willamaria goes back to lescatie alone
>Druella shows none of the implied cunning she canonly had and is a pretty impoetent leader
>Willamaria falls into depression that turns into VIOLENT hatred for nearly everything around her
>while druella is attempting to attack the MC partly to get elt back to her, Willamaria usurps control, taking over lecasite and happily executes members of the radical faction while gearing up with titanite to reek bloody vengance on the MC
>when fran tries to stop her, willamaria strangles her, breaks their friendship and inprisons her

>>39898913
It's funny because Bloodborne's entire story is about people and gods trying to have kids or trying to unfuck whatever was fucked up by schizos, there's literally no fucking way crossover with MGE would end up with anything other than collective sigh of relief on Bloodborne's side as everyone's problems actually get solved and everyone gets to live happily ever after instead of dying from plague or madness.

I think someone's confused here.

>>39898973
What a winglet!

>>39898959
ah forgot got one more thing
>the DL sees all of this, denies shes losing, and plans to use willamaria in a unkown plan

>>39898945
the latter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39143037

Kraken thing! This one's a little different- has the Order in it. Let me know if that part is cringe. I think you guys will lile the rest of it, at least.
>>39898913 Horny is good! Comfy is good!

>>39899018
I just read that
is good reading

>>39898913
See if I do conflict, there probably wouldn't be any death
or at the very least, it would be humans that kinda deserve it

Is 4chan shitting the bed for anyone else right now or is something on my end screwed up

>>39898959
God that is even dumber that I thought. The worst thing is that the retard seems to have bothered to read enough about the setting to know that certain things exist but apparently completely ignored everything about how they actually work.

>>39899018
nice, thank you

Does anyone have any interesting ideas for a story about a bogie? My imagination has failed me

>>39895569
>>39896131

based and VERY cute. I love my jub jub wife!

>>39899092
all i can think of is "acrobat sex"

>>39899092
getting stalked by one, you hear the honks yet no clown in sight, you feel someone grab your junk but no ones there, meeting a sad bogie, getting sold to the circus as a slave

>>39899055
I like the bloodborne one, forget what it was called but hunters something.
I only read a few chapters but so far the mc has just been brutally murdering happy people and leaving everyone worse off.
It's consistent with mge lore if nothing else.

>>39899108
Very cute birb, but she seems to have two large impediments to flying

>>39899092
Bogie goes to "punish a very naughty little girl" who's a middle-aged, strict, mean female teacher. Eventually she turns into a Bogie too.

>>39899108
vaca

>>39899125
theres now a command and conquer one
engame seems to be killing the monsters and goods while adding the humans to Kane's empire
Theres also a PARODY 40k fic, where a khone berserker is isekaied in, but can't harm anything there

>>39899175
now thats hot

Let's just agree that serious crossovers of supernatural settings with powerwanking are dumb.

Welp, there is an elden ring one now
Elt is apparently the tarnished coming home
and the author says he finds the human versions of the fallen maidens more compelling so hell mostly focus on that

>>39899253
BUT CAN DRUELLA BEAT GOKU THOUGH?#
WE DEMAND AWNSERS!

>>39898961
This is what I confuses me the most about these fics, we say they don't read the worldguides but I doubt they even pay attention to the lore of the of the thing they're crossing mge with. For example imagine a crossover with a property like war of the worlds. The reason the humans are fighting is because the martians want earth and will exterminate humanity to take it, so the only way for us to avoid being wiped out is to fight back. But the authors of the soulsborne fics would look at war of the worlds and think that because humans respond to attempted omnicide with volant resistance then they'd have the same response if sexy vampires and catgirls wanted to fuck them.

>>39899185
>Theres also a PARODY 40k fic, where a khone berserker is isekaied in, but can't harm anything there
that one actually sounds like a pretty funny concept. what's the name?

So why are we discussing cringefics and souls autism now?

>>39899237
why do these damn hags always say things like this, dont they know its gonna drive me to destroy their hips
>>39899253
yes, lets talk about cute dogs and cat girls raining
>>39899282
homomsexuals

>>39899282
Boredom mostly
I mean, theres little else to talk about, and even then both this subect and most of what people bring up are well traveled roads
just post something to start another subect or wait for it to die out, choice is yours

>>39899253
well yeah obviously but shit talking is fun

>>39899276
Druella can defeat anyone if she pilots Gurren Lagann and powers it with demonic energy.

>>39899345
I think spiral energy+demonic energy will just make the universe rip itself apart

>>39899343
how does a bogie's pussy smell like? how does her gloves feel like? How would a magical girl bogie be like?

>>39899276
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33665626

>>39899276
Who would win in a fight?
Druella or batman with preptime?

>>39899276
the second strongest guy in gokus universe nearly died to a gun so probably druella

>>39899376
>how does a bogie's pussy smell like?
blueberry pie

>>39899400
Canon batman can't beat wonderwoman with preptime, sit back down anon

>>39899406
would it taste like it as well?

>he got raped by dolls
Ehhhhh I thought humans were adults before even 200 years old? Being raped by literal toys? Tsk tsk tsk

>>39899451
Yes I get raped by a doll and I'm proud of it!

>>39899376
Bananas

>>39899451
and i got laid way b4 you, i bet you in your 2500s, damn kot

>>39899480
I bet she thinks kissing makes you pregnant

>>39899376
Blueberry and bananas
Like heaven
This is forbidden knowledge

>>39899125
If someone pisses on their own face and acknowledges it and keeps doing it it doesn't make that person smart, He is still pissing on his face.
>>39899185
>theres now a command and conquer one
>engame seems to be killing the monsters and goods while adding the humans to Kane's empire
What an utter waste. You could have made a parody or something with mamono standing in for one of the factions and it could potentially fit quite well if done properly, but NAH just kill them all. And they have the audacity to complain about being called "hfy smoothbrains" when they just come up with such boring unoriginal shit.
Nod could at least work quite well as a mamono faction just replace tiberium with corruption/mamono mana. They also have the fighting for those abandoned by the establishment motif.
I even made a parody of one of Kane's speeches some time ago but replaced him with Druella: >>/jp/thread/S39803179#p39806439
And don't forget about the World Altering Missile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r93c6qN9XyY

>>39899539
and what is the consequence of knowing such knowledge?

>And now to Ms. Rata with an eyewitness report
>Yes Molly, I'm with a young man who witnessed this occurance, would you mind telling me what happened sir?

>>39899540
Or better yet mamono are Scrin. And Kane's goal is to lure them to Earth because he wants to give the world monster waifus.

>>39895164
I tell you what, vampires have bizarre tastes.

Ever since that thread, I cant get the image of a brazilian salamander doing capoeira out of my head

>>39899579
Shit's fucked yo. They did my man dirty, fr fr, no cap.
And "wet wurm"? With the guy she didn't even know? That shawtie bussin for real, no cap tho.

>>39899579
>Yeah, well my Hebi waifu and I were just standing here at the bus-stop waiting for the bus. And we got bored, so she was coiled around me giving me a standing BJ, so she was facing inwards and didn't see it happen, dud you Honey? Anyway, so I'm standing here facing the street, with my dick out like this..."
>Headline News: MGC has freak power outage. A Mayor spokesmonster blames thousands of lonely mamonos pressing 'record' on their Tivos simultaneously that overloaded the central hub.

>>39899624
aw, this poor anon got some serious brain damage

Which of the following applies to your waifu?
>born human, monsterized
>born monster, mother is same species
>born monster, mother is different species (Unicorn -> Bicorn, Echnida to anything...)

>>39899727
Option #3

>>39899727
born monster, mother is same species for all of them, they are pretty nice folk honestly

>>39899727
the 2nd option, Meiya's Mother was a jub jub, but her great great great grandmother was a Black harpy, if that counts for anything.

>>39899727
>>born human, monsterized
nobody got the balls to take a reformed human?

>>39899822
its not that no doesnt have the balls, its that we dont like pies with someones dirty fingers in it

>>39899674
Anons just hired at the MGC Electric Company have to be on their toes today

>>39899727
Which?
3. Because my No.1 waifu has become a Bicorn, unlike her mother who's still a Uni, and both our daughterfus are Unis, and I'm the kind of dad that will do terrible things to any Anon who plans otherwise.
Yes, its a bit hypocritical given our history, but that's only happened because my waifu's 'purity' of heart was too kind-hearted to not share with other less-fortunate girls and so we took them in.
But now when hopefully the portals fully open she and our other wider-family daughterfus should be ready to find their one-Anons and not have to share like this generation has.
>Its hard work being head of a 4-waifu household, not just the constant fucking but adapting to the differing girls and cultures, but I look at all my girls gathered around the dinner table and its been worth it.

>>39899549
Rape correction.

>>39899925
it aint rape if a clowns doing it

>>39899862
MGC L&P Boss-Raiju complaining to the MGCPD Commish that half the Anon repair-crews she sent out into the blacked out city haven't reported in.
>the Commish and her Riotsquad Centaurs are too busy trying to contain the 'mostly good-mana' protests burning down Kakuen-town because their allocated Repair crews got snapped up passing through Hagtown.

>>39899389
Perfection. Can we rename this thread into GreenTeaNeko General now and only post their art?

39899999
What a waste of digits

>>39899280
Seconsing this question, also came up with an idea:
>Khornate berzerker Isekaied to MGE
>meets Redcap
>demonic silver shenanigans ensue

>>39899280
>>39900078
now this is a good crossover imo

>>39899822
Nope, closest I came was my fated Doppelganger that somehow found a Victorias Secret catalog fallen thru the portal
>She didnt fool me for a minute that the supposed Supermodel 3D was actually a pleasant shy personality who had been to Maido Academy, and wanted my Anon dick.
>she's gradually becoming comfortable with being 'herself' around the house, but she still changes back when we're out in public, or whenever she needs to reach things on the higher shelves.
There's a few nonths to go, but I'm curious as to how our daughter will take after either version.
>I bought her a demon-silver short-sword for our first anniversary, just in case the Portal re-opens and the 'other one' ever turns up to ruin things

>>39899822
I don't even know how monsterized kamaitachis work, are they originally three humans (possibly unrelated) monsterized into sisters, or does one girl monsterize into an entire trio?

>>39899999
Too late to rename but if you gottem, quints says postem

>>39900168
Iirc a Windninja trio dont have to be actual sisters, theyre just a team that becomes unified together, so I'd assume 3 x 3Ds get together first, then all change into one set. That might be slightly easier if they are siblings, but still difficult.
>getting the 3Ds to not fight and backstab each other pre-change is probably why we dont see a lot of Wind Trios here.

kamitachi bogies

>>39900226
>getting the 3Ds to not fight and backstab each other pre-change is probably why we dont see a lot of Wind Trios here
That, and the fact that you essentially have to knock up all three at once for children, making it like a slot machine hoping for the jackpot.

>>39899018
Very nice, I like how there's a balance between the set-up and the actual monster parts. Some stories put too much writing into the set up and don't leave enough for the interaction with the mamano

>>39900168
Didnt some Pre-DL multi-headed monsters turn into separated pairs or groups of individuals?
>a 3headed monster could have been the early Kunoitchi group and their daughters would presumably be born as triplets, so most groups now would be later generation triplet sisters.

>>39899993
The little Charybdis girls back at the hydroelectric plant are going to be upset they don't have a chance to flirt with the new employees

>>39895164

>>39900285
>*sorry, wrong K-chis obviously, my Zipanginese is pretty shit

Is there a compilation of these somewhere?

>>39900285
>Didnt some Pre-DL multi-headed monsters turn into separated pairs or groups of individuals?
You're thinking of the Wurm twins from the Dragonia book.

>>39900318
Tenac Ious D reference?

>>39900285
The original kamaitachi myth involved three separate knife weasels, so I doubt that's the case.

>>39900322
Thanks, yeah I was going to say it was big lizards but couldnt remember for sure.
>I wonder what happens if pre-DL MGE had a 7-headed Hydra... some poor Anon would get drained dry.

>>39900355
>poor
You spelled "lucky" wrong.

>>39900335
At least she didnt lose her golden fiddle to some Hick Anon.

>>39900318
Are there footfaggs amongstus here in MGC?
It looks more like Richard Butt.

>>39900318
this shit is cringe

>>39898193
Diff. I have no clue what you are talking about.
>>39898931
In MGE fairies are born of flowers. There is not much detail given.

>New faeries don't come from sexual reproduction, but from the blooming of beautiful flowers that are called “fairy flowers.” That is the place from which they are born. However, once fairies become monsters, their bodies change conveniently to facilitate sex with a human man, and they gain the ability to reproduce sexually at the same time. It becomes possible for them to make babies by being impregnated with a human man's semen. In the same way as other monsters, fairies take great joy in bearing the children of a human man. Since what faeries remain that are not yet monsters are rapidly being converted, before long the role of the fairy flowers will probably come to an end, and the faeries will change into a race that produces children through sexual reproduction.

I would assume fairies have plant genders that don't factor into bodily anatomy. The simplest natural level would be self-pollination or similar for the flowers. If so, fairies are hermaphrodites or asexual clones, in nature.

Or maybe they have the usual male and female flowers, and the fairy body simply looks the same regardless of sex. Perhaps they form family circles with the talking animals, who care for and pollinate the flowers they spring from. Who knows?

im not reading that

>>39900513
What gave you the impression that anyone here wants to read your autistic off-topic rambling?

>>39900555
stop giving the homo what he wants

>>39900379
Not to Throw Rocks at the artwork, of course

Fairies can get into your pants. Imagine having to do a presentation and a fairy sadistically jerks you off in front of all the monster girls in your class as you pant and moan like a manbitch

>>39900589
fairies only tend to do that under the influence of a pixie if i remember correctly

>>39900318
>>39900335
>beelzebub pays rent but invites her 2 dozen devil bug cousins to mooch off the D for eternity
B-b-based.
>>39900555
>MGE off-topic
Wasted trips. This is the laziest of sundaes possible. A clown is apathetically crying at the waste, as it melts into a unfunny puddle.

>>39900589
with even the most elementary of air magic they can flick off all your clothes and armor
it's a bit of a bother, really

When will the pain end?

>>39900613
i dont need clothes where i m going, i just need to run faster

>>39900545
>people on a text based website expect others to read

>>39900609
Can they sing?

>>39900645
i love boobs with some WEIGHT to them

>>39900629
I didn't know there was a word for this.

>>39900662
Do the constant moans from inside their house count?

>>39900692
Possibly.

>>39900655
what is up with this crab

whats the town hall of MGC like?

>>39900645
Man, I don't know what job she does but I doubt it involves a lot of manual labor.

>>39900513
As the KC greentext says - theyre all females born from flowers
>so unfertilized fairy children would be the same genetics as the mother plant and each other, until one gets fertilized by an Anon and the next generation is then a fresh mixture of the two.
>if a guys going to quote Lore to back a theory its wotrth at least skinmming it
>e.g. I hadnt realised Fairies are plants as flying sentient pollen pods

>>39900370
>Beelzebub keeps golden fiddle but doesn't rape KG
She isn't very happy about it. She might have said something about needing to go on vacation. Somewhere in the Caribbean, I think.

>faeries

>>39900714
Id guess shes a touch-typist as she doesnt see the keys

>>39900732
there's some weird shit with the tentacle forest and fairy powder too

>>39895164

>>39900732
I was talking about the sex of the flowers, all fairies presumably have bodies that look female. Didn't consider how the fairies interact with the plant, or my be considered flying pollen pods.

>>39900750

>>39900714
most likely holst watcher

>>39900754
>Can type expertly without seeing her hands
>Also has to get a small platform for her chest so it doesn't press down on the keyboard.

>>39900814
But why must one watch the holsts?
What mischief could they possibly get up to?

>>39900696
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Baltan

>>39900750
I want to mating press an Alp as a joke

>>39900655
>>39900835
She thinks she's so big. Making matango noises and everything

>>39900825
they can bully the lolis and they tend to get stuck as well as other monsters might try and steal 'em away

>>39900790
Does a preggo fairy become a fairy-plant when she is full of next generation fairy daughters?
Like a preggo Alraune?
And is it a permanent change like worms maturing into moths, or just a temporary stage while theyre full.
>hi, this is our house, and over there in the big pot plant is my waifu and our new quadruplets...

>>39900836
The joke will be on you when that was the Alp's plan all along

>>39900855
Anon please, baphos steal weresheep, not holsts.

>Small oppai loli has to help holsts get unstuck on the farm.
>"I happens far more commonly than you'd think"

>>39900877
not gonna lie, that alp is hot

>>39900880
one holst has that angry resting rface yet is the goofiest one, getting stuck in stupid place and places that would be extremely stupid

How do you bully a hakutaku? Asking for a friend who's not very smart but wants to get miss Haku's attention because she's, um, a very good teacher, yes.

>>39900914
They all are, that's how they lure innocent straight anons to The Gay.

>>39900991
Be creative with it. Remember, trolling is a art.

>>39900991
act extrermely dum but make it an art of dum

>>39900991
refuse all forms of physical contact

monstergirl harem therapy

>>39901030
But is the therapy for the monsters, or for the husband?

>>39901030
Solo shirohebi theRAPEy

A hellhound tells you shes taking you to suplex city. How do you respond?

>>39900790
Careful, even mentioning m*le flowers will set off the reee-tard.
Either a cum-filled fairy becomes a new preggo plant and gives off fairy daughters
Or its symbiotic like flowers and bees and a cum-filled fairy will fly back to her mother plant to spread Anons goo onto unfertilised buds that grow into their collective daughter fairies
>honestly I dont think KC tries to follow his internal logic of biology beyond "happy fairy fucks" and magick somethingsomething happens

>>39901077
ok

>>39901007
Is it really gay? the Alp has a female body

>>39901077
Where is that? Can I pack my things?

>>39901069
You will feel better with your hebi, whether you want to or not

>>39901077
>Lady, this is a book store. My book store. I'd hate it if anything happened to it.

>>39900877
>presses Alp
>says nohomo
>it is 100% homo
Alps actually reproduce by making more Alps

>>39901077
get hard, whimper and start panically looking around

>>39901077
fall asleep

>>39901077
tell her I never left suplex city, then hit her with a spinning pile driver

>>39901077
I tell her to ACKNOWLEDGE ME

>>39901060
Yes

>alpshit

>>39901136
The correct answer.

>>39901077
tell a nearby mino that I will marry her if she protects me from the mean dog
sneak away while they fight for me

>>39901077
disappear from her sight as i never existed, i was but something her mind made to cope with being lonley

>>39901077
Put on rules of nature

>>39901163
Stop the paw
*bang*
RULES OF NATURE

>>39901095
Rape snek best snek

>>39901169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw&ab_channel=SoulerVids

>>39901173
but anon, all snek is rape snek

>>39901185
Even the cute fluffy one with the mask?

>>39901185
Shirohebi is rapist among rapists, rapist supreme, high queen of rape, empress of forced sexual intercourse, grandmaster of all things rapey, rapealpha and rapemega

>>39901205
bunyip- it's still rape even though she's the one crying
basilisk- probably won't rape unless there's a mask related accident

>>39901185
milk snek

>>39901218
Damn it. She'd make ME feel guilty even though IM the victim.

>>39901155
Promise is a promise, Anon.

>>39901155
Gets dubble dubbles
And a 2-girl harem
>good luck Anon
>put the MGC Hospital pelvis clinic on your speed-dial

>>39901060
i mean, i definitely wouldn't mind helping them out as i could
but i also definitely could use some therapy

>>39901185
ryu is only rape snek if you tickle her reverse scale, and at that point you deserve everything you get

>>39901248
pretty sure that reverse scale is a myth they made up to the wandering scholar

>>39901077
contuine walking since I have my earphones on and just dodge all her grapple attempts singe i went full agi

>>39901208
nah she is a cute dork, not some mastermind raper

Gameshow where virgin anons get airdropped into hagville and have to survive/escape.

>>39901185
even wurm?

>>39901257
why are there so many dex/agi fags in this thread

>>39901261
Trembling, shaking shirohebi hands typed that post.

>>39901270
yes

>>39901273
as a pariah they wash up on the fringes of society

>>39901268
*hags have to survive/escape

>>39901270
Wurm is not snek

>>39901284
aw the cutest ax wielding manic i;ve ever seen with them big old eyes
>>39901273
all the attacks need to land to be effective

>>39901284
just look at the smile, tell em you wouldn't want a wurm in your life

>>39901091
yes, it's always gay.
an alp will always know what having a dick is like and was gay before

>>39901095
>Nurarihyon-Shirohebi
>Black scales+hair instead of white
>Still yandere as fuck
>Obligate harem formation with any sisters she may have

>>39901297
but ryu is snek

I'm in love with this lizard

>>39901077
Only one of us can pilot this raeptrain to poundtown, but I've got 2 tickets to ThumbWrassleMania so we can get this chopper settled like a covered wagon in a gravy boat.

>>39900875
I don't know how the cycle works. Presumably humans are donking up the natural cycle once again. This time with extra demon juice. I would say that fairies not being able to screw in flower-form would make it un-KC, but fairies get lewded by plants on the reg, i.e fairy powder farms. So turning into a plant when preggo fits the lewd theme -- presumably you are expected to nail her in flower form. Even if it is a mandatory stage for giving birth , I'd presume she could turn into some kind of sex-flower normally. Because MGE.

>>39901084
Reeing over this would be a stretch, even for him. I didn't consider that the plant could be used by offspring, but KC gives no fornication units on that count...so that's possible.

Looking more closely:
> New faeries don't come from sexual reproduction, but from the blooming of beautiful flowers that are called “fairy flowers.” That is the place from which they are born. However, once fairies become monsters, their bodies change conveniently to facilitate sex with a human man, and they gain the ability to reproduce sexually at the same time. It becomes possible for them to make babies by being impregnated with a human man's semen. In the same way as other monsters, fairies take great joy in bearing the children of a human man. Since what faeries remain that are not yet monsters are rapidly being converted, before long the role of the fairy flowers will probably come to an end, and the faeries will change into a race that produces children through sexual reproduction.

doesn't imply that fairies transform into "fairy flowers". It looks more like a spawn point that someone presumably fertilizes to make it output fairies. Fairies birthing humans might well end up as glorious insanity, in comparison to turning into a plant.

Adding this:
>The docile, adorable animals and plants can talk like people, just as in a children's storybook. It is said that the faeries are extremely friendly towards them, and they get along well and play together.

makes things take an even weirder turn. So "fairy flowers" can potentially talk. Soon, they will presumably learn to raep...Will they become a species of alraune, an intermediate fairy form or perhaps something else? You decide presumably with your dick, I guess? Idk.!!!

I love asses so much

>>39901385
post some monster booty

>>39901371
Those are some crazy colors

>>39901339
yea its the perfect smile to wake up to everyday

>>39901397
She looks gorgeous and I would propose to her the moment I meet her.
She's also a wizard and wears cute glasses, which makes her even better.

>>39901399
why she went chunni?

>>39901385
What about lamiass?

>>39901394
Batass

>>39901371
>loving her despite her poor fighting ability
Based lizardphile. All of her friends and family were worried that no one would accept her duel challenges. She looks as if she would really appreciates getting picked over a more athletic lizard.

>>39901136
Total patrician move. That bitch will literally orgasm halfway through your spin.

>>39901445
Speaking of picking, I'd sweep that lizard off her feet and princess carry her just to prove how much I cherish her just the way she is. I'd make sure that she never even thinks that glasses don't suit her.

>>39899018
normally i close the tab when the order is involved so i thought you handled it fairly well.
i did get a little confused at parts if you were using hand to refer to her tentacles but i guess she's just very handsy (nothing wrong with that)

>>39901528
Flat horses do not get the carrot.

>>39901273
How else can they fantasize about being the dark, edgy guy who has no gf in a world full of MGs (for some reason)?

>>39901477
>she's glad that you can't see her blush though her bright coloration
Kuudere and glasses is a stunning combination. Even better for a lizard. Like that study the sword meme, but with books.

>>39901561
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone.

>>39901561
not me, im a jester with very high spd and extremely high atk but i have low def and average hp and i have three gfs

>>39901568
>as you carry her, she tries her hardest to maintain her stoic attitude, but you still feel her cling to you and wrap her tail around you
I absolutely adore kuuderes with glasses.

Reminder that it's best to get to know your future wife before she rapes you silly.

>>39901661
very true, what i did was go on dates before anything cuase sex is great and all but the build up is even better

>>39901661
it's fine whichever way. such a small moment is a blip compared to the entirety of the marriage.

>>39901208
How could you say that!?
Hebis are good girls, they always ask for consent.

Would you a storm elemental

What stats are there? Which stat do I need to max out to get a cheshire wife?

>>39901718
Does she go full ham when she enters storm mode?

>>39901711
fate is kind of like indirect consent

>>39901729
All that pent up charge has to go somewhere

>>39901722
the clown stat, but wait you already maxed that out

>Monster girls that act as if they're experienced and you're one among the many thousands they've had intercourse with
>In reality, you're her first and she's "squeee"ing inside, trying to hold back her excitement

39901794
that first one is really not true, they wouldn't act like that

>>39901800
Not him, but manticores pretend they eat humans so I don't see why that's so far off.

39901834
i know thats you and eating humans and being a whore is two way differnet things

>>39901800
Manticores might.
>they purposefully do not deny the fake stories being told in some anti-monster states about “monsters that feast on human flesh,” and they act as if they really do eat humans.
It's all an act, and the story may not be particularly believable, but they could try to act like it.

>>39901722
Check out World Guide II, man. I gives classes and stats:
Atk
Def
Spd
Tec
Mag
Heart
Too bad KC didn't do this for all of the girls, only the classes. Heart is included for some reason, but every listing has it a maximum.

>>39901794
>anon walks away after hearing about her "experience"...
What's the next step in her master plan?

>>39901844
see>>39901844

>>39901848
*Side II
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Dark_Heavy_Knight

>>39901848
>Too bad KC didn't do this for all of the girls, only the classes
That's kinda the point.
If you or a monster wants to get good at some stat, there's nothing that stops them aside from putting in the work.

>>39901848
i think dark brave had a limit break or something
maximum overheart

>>39901861
>"M-mi-mister!!! I.. I was just kidding!"
>"I've never actually had sex before!"
>"Mister, please come back. It was a joke!"
>"MISTER!!!"

>>39901864
meant for
>>39901847

>>39901800
The closest there is is Kejourous blending in with prostitutes, but even then I can't see them bragging about the "experience" they don't really have.

>>39898709

Fuck I love mermaids, it's a shame classic romance doesn't get more love around here.

Also those clam panties are amazing

>>39901904
what ya mean by classical love?

>>39901568
>she's glad that you can't see her blush though her bright coloration
God that sounds so ridiculously cute I wouldn't be able ot resist the urge to kiss her right here and then.
But both lizards and aloof girls in classes are my weaknesses so I'm pretty biased.

>>39901870
True. But every girl starts with different stats, unless you want to claim Slugs start with Sanic level Spd. She's gonna need extra training at the track.
>>39901874
Idk, KC hands out sex-limit breaks like they're candy. Musketeers fedora tip m'lords iirc.

Back again with a dragon fic for >>34092200. A thief's plan to steal from a dragon doesn't go as smoothly as he had hoped.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39157218

I'm going to be writing one, possibly two pieces that aren't requests or main-story related. After that, might take more requests since it's been more than a year since the last round.

>>39901934
>But every girl starts with different stats
Yes, but that doesn't matter a whole lot for trained monsters, which it was showcasing.

>>39901945
ah yes, the samurai dragon milk that i ordered has arrived, even came with easy access as well

>>39901949
>since it's been more than a year since the last round.
Damn, time really flies.

>>39896119
Holy shit
>>39896646
You monster!
>>39896955
NO MOTHS!
>>39898528
>see kakuen
>neuron activation
>need cute monkey

>>39901904

Mermaids and men are some of the oldest romance stories in history, going back millennia, it brings a certain richness to the story for me.

>>39901870
fear the sandworm dark strategist

>>39901977
meant to quote >>39901910

>>39901984
ah so a little like the little meramiad?
>>39901981
she too cute to fear

>>39901964
>Damn, time really flies.
i wish i could

>>39901981
i shall name her, stabby mcsand

>>39901995

Basically yeah, the original little mermaid was written in 1837

Cunny

>>39901977
Based scylla throwing that twink out of the city with nothing but a force attached go pro camera so the Chads inside can watch him drown live once the magic wears off.

>>39902106
I wonder if sabbath girls often share with familiars.