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Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:07:29 2009 No.3982297 [Reply] [Original]

Is Patches flat or well endowed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:08:29 2009 No.3982303 Shut the fuck up retard it doesn't matter because you've probably never touched a girl's chest in your life so you don't know how it feels anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:09:29 2009 No.3982306 None of the Touhous are WELL endowed, but Patchy is probably on the heavier side (i.e. a B cup), considering she's one of the few Touhous with canon artwork showing them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:10:29 2009 No.3982309 File: 223 KB, 600x800, patchiyukata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well endowed, but saggy fatsacks, not good or perky like others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:10:29 2009 No.3982310 Well, here we go. inb4 flamewar (Also, she's full chested.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:10:29 2009 No.3982311 >>3982297 I think it was agreed upon Patchy has a nice big butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:10:29 2009 No.3982313 >>3982303 madd

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:10:29 2009 No.3982307 >>3982303 >

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:15:29 2009 No.3982335 >>3982306 >>3982309 >>3982311 Rofl you guys actually measure anime characters' bust. That's really pathetic. Just think about that for a second. Hahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:16:29 2009 No.3982339 >>3982335 there's no touhou anime

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:17:29 2009 No.3982343 She's both >>3982335 On a side note: this guy is over like 10 threads Is he trying to troll? Because nobody but idiots are biting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:18:29 2009 No.3982346 >>3982343 >According to my calculations this guy is in TEN JP THREADS!! i know this because of my japaneezu expertise computer experience Hahaha shut up loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:18:29 2009 No.3982348 >>3982343 He seems to have been here for a few hours.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:18:29 2009 No.3982349
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Search long enough, and you'll find pics of any Touhou character with a lovely pair. For every ZUN-worshipping fanboy, there's one that'll say his drawing skill is sub-par. Some of the latter endeavor to "correct" this with their own style.

Case in point: the strongest boobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:19:29 2009 No.3982350 Flat as a pancake. Enjoy your baggy pyjamas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:19:29 2009 No.3982351 >>3982346 (biting for a moment) More like I know because your posting style is the same every time. You're not very good at trolling, nobody is raging. Train harder, troll-san.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:19:29 2009 No.3982352 >>3982343 >implying anyone on this board isnt an idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:20:29 2009 No.3982355 >>3982351 Thanks for the tips masteru senseiu... now go wash the grease off your face

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:20:29 2009 No.3982358 >>3982352 >Implying on /jp/ >laughingelfman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:20:29 2009 No.3982357 File: 1 KB, 100x25, frogout.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:22:29 2009 No.3982364 File: 178 KB, 800x763, 1256316102724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982355 YOU CANNOT TELL THE MASTER WHAT TO DO

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:22:29 2009 No.3982367 Her cup size depends on the day of the week. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:24:29 2009 No.3982374 It's Schrodinger's tits. You will never know 'til you see right from ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:02:29 2009 No.3982512 Patches should be flat, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:03:29 2009 No.3982514 She uses magic to expand or retract them at will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:08:29 2009 No.3982528 File: 1.17 MB, 1440x1007, Konachan.com - 55679 patchouli_knowledge touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting delicious Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:27:29 2009 No.3982592 File: 857 KB, 1000x723, alicevspatchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982367 So she would be biggest on Wednesday? (the day assigned to water) Or would it be Monday? (day assigned to moon)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:48:29 2009 No.3982641 >>3982592 Maybe she modifies both her ass and her tits. I wonder what she would do on weekends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:49:29 2009 No.3982643 >>3982641 Masturbate furiously.

>>	Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC Sun Dec 27 02:51:29 2009 No.3982648 Flat chests are delicious!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:54:29 2009 No.3982654 File: 460 KB, 799x748, 1242956666337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bookworm always big tits, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:55:29 2009 No.3982660 File: 1.54 MB, 1200x1536, 7803602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't really have an opinion on the OP's topic, but I want to post this picture.

>>	Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo Sun Dec 27 02:56:29 2009 No.3982661 >>3982297 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:59:29 2009 No.3982668 File: 621 KB, 700x990, 7391542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patches is a really silly way to shorten Patchouli.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 27 03:12:29 2009 No.3982683
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>>3982335
>>3982346

Alright, I dunno what this thread's about or what you're talking about, but I'm about to run you through my life so put on your seatbelts and grab your steering wheel

Today I got up, did a double backflip off my bed to loosen my muscles up, and landed right on top of some bitch, she orgasmed the minute I entered her, so I flip her over and fuck her like ten more times while I brush my teeth and watch like four pornos on my flatscreen TV's.

Bitch says something about wanted to leave so I fuck her in her mouth while smoking two blunts to the FACE, then I bust a nut all over her and kick her out by her cunt on the curb to walk home covered in jizz. Then I hopped in my Ferrari California and did like sixteen donuts before pulling out so fucking hard my entire block had rubber from end to end.

I drove to the gym at like one hundred and ninety miles an hour all the way, do another donut in the parking lot and then run inside to chill with my homebois. This bitch was looking at me while I was bench pressing like three thousand pounds at once so I fucked her in the middle of my reps. My homebois say that I fuck like a porn star. So like, I finish the rest of my workout while fucking this bitch in her ass,

Gym was about to close by the time I was bathing her in my baby batter, so I bounce and go hotbox my car with a couple of homebois while racing down the expressway at 200 miles an hour, I was going so fast I was blowing the skirts and panties off some hoes. I drift into my driveway, stop INCHES from my glass windows, then run inside and start typing on my keyboard with my raging twenty inch erection, while I drink a couple of protein shakes.

So what you been doing, other than trollin some virgins on the Internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:15:29 2009 No.3982693 >>3982683 I looked at some touhou fanart today, I think my day was just as good as yours, if not better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:19:29 2009 No.3982700 >>3982683 I want to see a comic of this.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 27 03:19:29 2009 No.3982702 >>3982693 >I looked at Touhou while putting my dick in between someone's mom's tits cool, brah You and me, we're winners, unlike these loser Japanese weeaboos. For realz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:22:29 2009 No.3982708 File: 32 KB, 300x225, he_mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982683

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:27:29 2009 No.3982715 >>3982708 More like high. It's amazing how he can still type so well.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 27 03:31:29 2009 No.3982731

>>3982715

>It's amazing how he can still type so well.

Hey man, you don't need to act surprised, you KNOW I'm so hardcore, I can smoke Purple Kush and still be functional enough to tear holes in a girl's cunt with my dick, WHILE posting on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:33:29 2009 No.3982736 >>3982715 It's a copypasta. An old one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:00:29 2009 No.3982854 File: 466 KB, 981x657, tohos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982668 Sillier than Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:04:29 2009 No.3982863 >>3982854 Far sillier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:06:29 2009 No.3982871 one of her breasts is much larger than the other.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:52:29 2009 No.3983022
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I wish Patches would read to me while sitting me in her lap. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:55:29 2009 No.3983031 File: 146 KB, 560x648, yiddish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Large but hidden under her baggy clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:56:29 2009 No.3983033 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x1073, Konachan.com - 55546 bikini flandre_scarlet hong_meiling izayoi_sakuya koakuma patchouli_knowledge remilia_scarlet swimsuit touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god, she IS well endowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:56:29 2009 No.3983035 >>3983033 Look at those hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:59:29 2009 No.3983044 >>3983022 I dream this every night. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:59:29 2009 No.3983046 >>3983033 Look at those feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:00:29 2009 No.3983052 >>3983033 Look at her ponytail!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:01:29 2009 No.3983054 >>3982306 >she's one of the few Touhous with canon artwork showing them. Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:06:29 2009 No.3983070 >>3983033 Look at those 'melons.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sun Dec 27 05:07:29 2009 No.3983074 >>3983033 >implying an average sized chest is "well endowed".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:07:29 2009 No.3983076 File: 913 KB, 2000x1412, Konachan.com - 53055 sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to be flat, I want her to be flat so much.

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Sun Dec 27 05:08:29 2009 No.3983080 File: 72 KB, 126x254, Th06patchouli_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks pretty flat to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:08:29 2009 No.3983082 File: 187 KB, 537x759, 5792601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3983074 WELCOME TO TOUHOU LAND. FLAT CHEST IS THE NORM.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:18:29 2009 No.3983121 Patches is the best touhou, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:04:29 2009 No.3983305 imho, flat = well endowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:09:23 2009 No.3983318 >>3982295 please cease and desist with your spamming on our board ano ntal k.com thanks in advance have a nice day

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