[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 208 KB, 800x800, 7775723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3982747 No.3982747 [Reply] [Original]

Enjoying your presents?

>> No.3982754

>implying anyone on /jp/ knows someone to receive a gift from them

>> No.3982755

No Kisume, Yamame will devour you after mating with you.

>> No.3982760

I WANT TO PLOW KISUME

>> No.3982764

>>3982760
You're probably too fat to fit in the bucket.

>> No.3982784

I haven't been out to buy them yet

>> No.3982799

>>3982764
I weigh, like, 147lbs.

>> No.3982824

>>3982799
I weigh 105, with an extra 40 I'd be really fat.

>> No.3982831
File: 390 KB, 800x800, 6860680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3982831

>> No.3982837

>>3982824

Get some muscle. 15 pounds of muscle and 25 pounds of fat, and you'll be fit and healthy, not extreme to either way.

Also, you're probably short as fuck.

>> No.3982846
File: 67 KB, 264x224, 7dce5ec40fd2636e49b9c1874ff2d1c4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3982846

>>3982824
I make 2.5 times your weight, but that's because I'm tall and manly. WHOLE BOARD IS BABIES!

>> No.3982865

>>3982837
I'm 5'8''

>> No.3982875

>>3982865

Are you fucking bones, man?

>> No.3982881

>>3982875
No, not really, people seem to think so though. Bones only show when I stretch.

>> No.3982889

>>3982881

You might have some light fat layers, but something about you is not as dense as it should be.

Do you lack muscles or bone density?

>> No.3982895

>>3982889
I'm sure I have close to no muscle. I do nothing everyday so my muscles never get used.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action