/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I do not have a waifu, I'd take any monstergirl that got to me first.

Royal heiresses need wide birthing hips

tell me about space nukis

>>39793990
not even best desert girl

>>39793997
This, the sandwan is clearly more qualified and fit to rule.

>>39793997
Anubi are overrated

>>39793986
>The moment portals open a group of monster girls perfectly recreates the movie Rat race in a desperate bid to make it to anon first

>>39793997
>>39794002
Looks like somebodies gonna get godvoiced into janitor duty at the town brothel dating service. Again

You're married now.

>>39793997
Anubi are for tormenting in indirect ways such as slightly offsetting those perfect 90 degree angles until they snap and rape you till mindbreak

>>39794015
Ganbatte!
https://imgur.com/a/Zn7PwPj

>>39793971

>>39794015
Poor gobo

How do I get inside the floating ziggurat with skull motifs on it so I can ask the lich out on a date

>>39794084

>>39794002
I never realized how big that Anubis’s tits were in that picture until now.

>>39794164
You have noticed and commented upon an attractive quality of a monster.
By ancient law, you are now married.

>>39793971
So is it likely that the Chief Goddess' name would also be Illias? But unlike her MGQ iteration, Illias of MGE proper would be a defeated goddess who has become a burrito blanket wrapped NEET because she got BTFO'd by the Demon Lord and her Husband so hard. She's still recovering while under NEET-dom and has to constantly eat through a straw? All while her angels and the other heavenly beings do all the hard work.

>>39794175
I’m gonna set up a special milking time in her schedule.

>>39794094
One of these days she'll find her hooman.

>>39793990
>be bodyguard of bored heiress
>she keeps doing dumb and dangerous stunts
>gonna make you go grey early at this rate

>>39794231
such is life in the United Desert Kingdoms

Everyone says how Cheshires are obsolete since Bogies appeared, yet it's the Yetis that I see posted less and less.

>>39794276
It's summer, yetis are out of season

Older vampires call you "bloodbag", younger vampires call you "juicebox".

>>39793990
what does the Pharaoh's markings feel like?

>>39794305
skin indentations

>>39794305
Slightly warm to you. To her it's like suddenly being tasered on a middle school playground.

>>39794296
>summer
It's spring, barely halfway through it.

>>39794231
>Bodyguard anon has to take a few weeks off to visit his home country
>Heiresses substitute bodyguard is a no-nonsense dark valkyrie
>Heiress pharaoh gets up to her shenanigans and decides to mess with the up-tight Sobek priestesses
>Where bodyguard anon would've run forwards to grab her the valk simply says
>"Go ahead my lady. Balance on the edge of the temple crocodile pool. See what happens."
>She is surprisingly well behaved when her main bodyguard returns
>But it doesn't last long

Kunoichi with her hair tied in a long ponytail - ninja mode.
Kunoichi with her long, luscious hair down - wife mode.
Know the difference, it can save your pelvis.

>>39793990
And flat little chests!

>>39794381
What about tomboy kunoichis with short hair?

>>39794381
I want a Katsuragi style Kunoichi.

>>39794381
You forgot.
Kunoichi with hair covering their eyes - invisible

>>39794381
So you're saying I should go around pulling out their hair ties?

I want my peasant cock to serve lilim's royal pussy.

>>39794303
Is the younger thing relative to their physical age or vampire age? Also are vampire born haughty or do they have to work on it?

I shall become the Goblin Layer

>>39793971
Beware of the Modern Warfare Kunoichis

>>39794444
I think vampires are born haughty but it's also something that has to be ingrained. Maybe a vampire who grows up around trolls would be very haughty about cooking and gardening

>>39794395
Headband - ninja
No headband - wife

Dragons rarely hunt in packs, but rarely doesn't mean never.

>Post on 4monster that lilims will never get laid
>Your latitude and longitude are posted
>Then your IP address
>Street, city, zip
>Pictures of your home
>They ask you if you wish to rescind that insult
>If you do then it proves that you are the perfect kind of submissive male that would perfect as her throne and consort
>If you don’t this proves you are in need of being broken and the lilim will make you into the perfect throne and consort
>If you don’t reply your cowardice is on par with submissiveness
>The only winning move is being already married or hoping the shitposter cat gets you first

I truely do love my jub wife.

>>39794521
I bet jubjubs get so excited for sex that half of the time they miss their pussies and get anal’d instead, it’s probably the only thing keeping their population down

>>39794520
>"So what? I already know where I live"

>>39794520
turn 360 degress and walk out of your house leaving only a fridge full of empty cartons for them to find

>>39794381
Kunoichi-Kejourou is a formidable warrior

>>39794520
I send my apology in two files. One is a compressed multiple terabyte zip bomb. The other is a webm of the Budd Dwyer tape. Whatever happens next is in God's hands.

>>39794469
>open cupboard to get a mug for your morning coffee
>demon silver claymore explodes in your face
I miss the days when it was just kunai and shurikens.

>>39794543
>only thing keeping their population down

wrong! i already added 2 to the jub population! then there will be 4
then six, then 12, then 24 then 48 and so on!!! soon there will be a massive influx of jub jubs for all the lonely men!!!!!

Good morning I love Jinkos

>>39794520
Double down and send another insult

>>39794469
I'd call her a mall ninja, grab my SKS and go inna woods

>>39794576
Good morning sir

How would a monster girl treat the son of her slave? Would she treat the son like he was a slave himself? Or does she treat him like a son? Elfs and their dynamics as mistresses are complex

>>39794573
>Jubjub fag is gonna have to commission art of 48 daughterus
Jesus maybe you’ll give gazer fag a run for his money

>>39794576
>Young miss, do you need a knife and fork?

>>39794605
The son his made into her niece’s playmate and future husband

>>39794469
>What a cute Kunoichi. I wonder what she's listening to?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

I love my Hellhound wife!

>>39794655
You look like megamind

>>39794661
Thanks bro

>>39794576
steak for breakfast I see

Set girl when

>>39794358
I knew the desert girls were based on Egyptian mythology, so why did I never think of making waifus out of the other gods?
Sobek- crocodile lizardmen that create water sources
Set- violent chimera that roam the desert kicking up storms to capture men, hates horus
Horus- warrior harpies, hates set, will rescue men from set just to rape them themselves
Ra- dark matter subspecies. Rather than releasing it's energy all at once it slowly leaks it out in the form of a dim light.
Hathor- official choco milk cow goddess, likes wearing makeup, very fertile

>>39794694
>Thick gyaru holst
UOOOOOOH

>>39794689
Unless you want to be the one to cook for her, you don't get to criticize Jinko's breakfast choices.

>>39794691
Every time I see this image it makes me want to flip that dress

>>39794691
>Pharaoh opening he palace for tourists as a scheme to finally get her loyal CC guard laid
She's a kind ruler

>>39794742
You've forgotten a very important part
Thick gyaru holst with egyptian theming

>>39794694
I always figured Ra was the unnamed sun god.

Rape then marriage is good.
But what monsters would prefer marriage then loving sex?

>>39794832
Sea Bishop

>>39794853
literally built for bully

>>39794873
Why steal her tablet when there is a perfectly fine hat right there?

>>39794915
Because, Anon, The hat is next

>>39794520
Break me? With what? Your 1,000 year old sagged tits?

>>39794937
Scary fish like that make me want to stay on land

>>39795043
>succ arrives at your house
>sorry ma'am this isn't the retirement home

>>39794469
>>39794563
>>39794582
Public Service Announcement:

Modern warfare Kunoichis can be thwarted and defeated with UAV Recons to reveal their positions, Awareness Perks that help listen to their footsteps much clearer. And another proven effective way of countering ANY Kunoichi: use Heartbeat Sensors.

Some russian lad scaled up the hellhound model

>>39795077
>UAV Recons
Unmarried Angsty Valkyries?

>>39795087
No, Ultra-cute Automaton Virgin

hydra goat

>>39795053
What a rude, young man. Needs to be taught manners.

>>39795119
goat needs a better fitting sweater

What does a loving man get his shog for a gift? Birthday? Christmas? Valentine's?

>>39794814
He's got 3 forms while going across the sky and one of them is the morning form khepri, which exists already in mge. Atum, his evening form, would be a good fit while still keeping the main form for the unamed god. It works with lore too because khepri is the start of a cycle and mge's khepri has a habit of collecting dark energy into balls to clean up. Atum is the end of the cycle and would be the one to release that energy making the khepri have to collect it again. On a side note khepri is a loli and the beginning of the cycle, and Atum is depicted as an old man in mythology because it's the end of a cycle. This means that Atum would probably have to be a hag.

>>39795143
the act of eating the shogcake

How would a dryad respond to being dressed up and used as a Christmas tree?

>>39795143
Cook her breakfast in bed with a homemade card under the plate and two tickets to a play about a noble falling for his maid. You can’t really get shoggy physical gifts but emotional and experience gifts are perfect for her

>>39795191
She'd wear it proudly because her new hubby bought her a cute outfit.

>>39795120
Imagine expecting a Druella lookalike to come rape you some manners but upon opening the door you're greeted by a bakunyuu old hag Lilim.

>>39795227
Aren’t most lilims young? So she would be using magic to appear as an old hag

>>39795085
We must go bigger.

>>39795085
>She's at best 1/6th scale
>Her claws are already that scary
Big meaty paws lovers don't know what they're getting themselves into.

>>39795313
we put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

>>39795227
If they look anything like that I'm submitting instantly.

>>39795236
There at least 100 lilims and Lilith has ruled for about a millennium or so. So most would be 100+, of course, by monster standards that is young.

>>39795431
>Her dream is to have a human wedding
That's extremely sweet. I'll disregard her being old enough to have witnessed the Napoleonic wars.

>>39794194
>So is it likely that the Chief Goddess' name would also be Illias
Back to your thread, faggot.
>>>/vg/383660669

>>39795352
I know precisely what I’m signing up for.

>>39795431
>got robbed high quality Lilim feet
>only other KC made picture involving feet is the one Dark Elf one and that’s more of just masochism
Goddammit.

>>39794324
Anon I just went for a walk in my t-shirt and my back and armpits got soaked with sweat. It's high summer. On a windy day you can hear the sound of drunken Elves yelling PERKELE in the woods.

>>39795558
I doubt there is much overlap between people who like monster girls (who often don't have human feet) and foot fetishists.

>>39795587
What about bigfoot?

>>39794358
with such an improvement in her behaviour maybe her mother should consider a permanent change in her daughter's security...

>>39795587
My desire to kiss pawbeans is not a foot fetish.
Its a hand fetish

>>39795587
Which sucks as a fan of both myself since there’s a lot less art of it.

Summer dresses?

Preserving rare birds is a huge responsibility.

>>39795652
Weird horns
Weird scales
Weird feet

>>39795664
Poke the breast

>>39795652
Very cute reptile.
However summer dresses belong on scary monsters, they have much less impact on monsters who are cute to begin with.

Reminder that the best way to deal with hellhounds is romantic gestures. It won't stop her but she might be a little more gentle.

>>39795605
she's not gonna like that...

>>39795664
Imagine being shagged by a rare parrot

>>39795686
>Does Polly want a cracker?
>Polly wants yo dick
>What did Polly say to me?

>>39795677
so? clearly her bodyguard has failed in his job and should be replaced

>>39795675
Sandworm wearing a giant summer dress over her outer shell.

>>39795569
It's not summer until I have to be almost naked in my house.
>>39795676
Get her addicted to kissing.

>>39795675
Now I'm imaging a frowning hellhound in a cute summer dress she's forced to wear for entire week, after she lost a "battlefuck" bet with her hubby

>>39795664
You never know what you're going to get when you volunteer for rare bird preservation
Could be a colorful genki bird who's so short and light you can carry her with one arm, or it could be a fearsome red-eyed vulture who spits out bone shards as a defense mechanism.

>go hang-gliding in Australia
>get raped by wedge-tailed eagle harpy

>>39795812
Winglet.

Coconut water is identical to blood plasma and can be directly injected into the blood as an emergency transfusion

I watched The Abyss again

>blood moon on the 15th
Portals soon.

be nice to the homeless

>>39796054
Oh no, she's got some kind of crystal rash

>>39796056

>>39796056
That's a suspicious number of tails...

>>39796066
She'll be fine.

>>39796072

>>39796086

anything I should know before landing on the shog planet?

>>39795085
nobody can resist the russian slightly-bigger-than-mini-hellhound.

>>39796165
Remember where you parked.

>>39796165
watch the weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXPAoyP_cg

>>39796165
If your dead girlfriend starts telling you to assemble alien artifacts, just ignore her.

>>39796205
wait a minute I don't have a girlfriend...

>>39796194
do shogs like chill tunes?

>>39796216
don't think about too much anon, just do what the nice purple lady says

>>39796281
Otoyomegatari vibes

>>39796194
>spend too long on shog planet
>someone or something starts injecting messages into your spacesuit HUD
>I SEE YOU
>I'M COMING FOR YOU
>HAHAHA

>>39796281

>>39794520
i'll post myself as a clown with my cock to weird her out

>>39796194
>the siren call of another run beckons
anon what have you done!

>>39796227
Shogs are chill tunes

>>39796165
that it gey, go to planet kiki instead

>>39796459
should I go planetside or visit the orbital grand academy first?

>>39796507
the grand academy first

Monster big-sisterwife

>>39796522
aw frig, my shota son...

>>39796312
nice, now she's enjoying the comforts of modern life I bet

>>39796312
why you make me the sad

>>39796522
Yes please, that's my damn fetish.

>>39796556
Yeah, she also managed to get a husband and they both moved out of the valley to start a family elsewhere.
They are now living happily ever after with their many children. I hear that they're going to become grandparents soon!

>>39795587
Wrong

>>39796281
>>39796312
Screw technology and modern standards of living.
Throw me in a wood cabin with a cute bird wife. We'll eat wild berries and grow our own potatoes.

>>39796640
smells like cheese

>>39793990
I love Pharaohs, I hope there's a desert kingdom with twin sisters out there

Courting a griffon all proper like, with flowers, poems and midnight walks.

>>39795587
Incorrect

>>39795043
>I've walked across the surface of the sun. I've witnessed events so tiny and so fast that they can hardly be said to have happened at all.
>But you, anon, are just a man.
>The world's most obnoxious man poses no more threat to me than its most obnoxious termite.

>>39796522
>>39796551
can she shotaify me?

think imma need my gas mask on with a new filter, this thread i getting too smelly with all the feet

>>39796681
Yes

>>39794937
HAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

>>39796676
Stand still for a sec. Yeah, right there. Don't move.

>>39796685
does she eat my soul or something because she is too good to be true.

>>39796676
Monsters won't don't wear panties have no right using fancy words.

>>39795085
>they actually sell it for like 30$
Huh, neat

>>39796722
>he willingly wears pants

>>39796676
weeb lilim acting all-important when all she does watch them zipangese cartoons, schlick off to som of those thins books, get tendies, shower, then slip

>>39796718
Not quite

>>39796459
>>39796507
tell me more of this place

Human w*man tries to taser your waifu. What will you do ?

Sometimes vampires can come out during sunset, Ike of the few times they can stand in that hateful sun without burning away.

>>39796772
>Sometimes vampires can cum during sunset
Huh, neat.

>>39796761
a place with many kikis, and kiki hybrids as well, you might even find a somewhat tame hellhound or the rarer kiki wurm and the orbital academy is where they are sent to study to get their meido certification

>>39796722
Superior beings have no need panties. You should be thankful for having unobstructed view.

>>39796722
Superior beings have no need for panties. You should be thankful for having unobstructed view.

>>39794409
But why would you go and embarass them like that?

>>39796770
>oh, so it's a lightning fight you want?
meanwhile I'm just trying to get behind cover

>>39796783
>kiki hybrids as well, you might even find a somewhat tame hellhound or the rarer kiki wurm
How rare is a kikicore?

>>39796806
In monster society nobility is inversely proportional to the skinniness of their panties. Thus at zero panties under nice clothes, they have infinite nobility. It’s all about the tease.

>>39796833
go to the writers square if you wanna find one

>>39796838
>society
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>>39796781
Yeah that’s why you take you’re vampire wife out to the garden at sunset and fuck her as you both watch the sunset.

>>39796833
She's pretty hardcore, are you sure you want to know more?

>>39796838
What about those old rich undeads who wear bloomers though?

>>39796895
it makes sense, since they are now grannies and all....

Stole your wallet.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>39796937
>zombie
Shouldn't be hard to get it back, just push her over.

>>39796937
>sandworm
and me as well
>>39796945
how can you be so heartless, you'll hear her crying

>>39796937
>vampire
For what reason?!

>>39796846
do we really? tell me what exactly is a societiy

>>39796895
Nah not all undead wear that. I mean look at this one. I’m pretty sure she isn’t wearing anything under her pajama bottoms.

>>39796937
>Siren
>Selkie
>Phantom
So they really are the phantom thieves...

>>39796937
>hellhound
im going to challangge her to a fight to get my wallet back

>>39796937
>Amazoness
it's now hers and I'm moving out of the city this very instant

>>39796676
Fancy words for a hag who is older than my entire family combined, but is still a virgin.

>tfw no mg wife who will quietly walk up to you after work, snuggly into your arms and fall asleep.

>>39796937
Pfthahaha
She's getting DESPERATE.

>>39796937
>Dark mage
jokes on her, im fucking broke

>>39796937
>wendigo
>wallet is missing
>must be in the car
>dark snowy night
>start digging in cad
>hear something behind me
>turn to look
>nothing there.
>hear more noises but can’t find my wallet.
“Are you missing something sir?”
>almost hit my head on the roof of the car
>turn to see wendigo girl there with a smile on her face
>feel a pull towards her but resist
>she waves for me ti come along
>I end up following her
>don’t return home for a week
>have wallet and new wife.

>>39796937
>Griffon
>takes wallet, taunts you and flies away
And thus began Anon's expedition in search of his wallet, which would eventually end up with him married to that very griffon.l

>>39796937
>greenworm
that damn rascal, first she took my crops, then she took the little money I had, whats next, my life?

>>39796937
>gargoyle
>coming back from night shift, dawn is almost here
>she snoops down steals my wallet
>run after her and corner her at the top of the old building
>after some wrestling I manage to grab my wallet
>suddenly she grabs my arm with a smooth grin
>dawn comes
>I stand there with my wallet in one hand, and the other one trapped in the stone grip of hers
>I stare at her petrified smug eyes, knowing all the well that I'll be here all day waiting for the sunset
>...and that I won't have any strength left to defend myself from rape when it comes

>>39796937
>Lillyalarune
oh it's simple, the other girl apologizes for her juvenile sister, and says she'll get the wallet back for me if I give her a small kiss. Shouldn't be any problem right? Just gotta lean over the flower.

>>39793990
>Serve local Pharaoh and her husband loyally for years.
>Get called into the throne room one day.
>"Anon, the time has come for our third daughter to hone her skills at ruler-ship in one of the dutchies bordering the great sea. There is ample trade, it is well defended from foes, and should have an ample amount of food this year."
>Wide hipped, JK Pharaoh walks by and asks her mom how she appoints generals in her new land.
>Pharaoh's smile just grows excessively tight and tells her that she'll "Teach you in a second hon, Mommy is just speaking with the royal vizir." before, with pleading eyes, whispering "Don't let her do too much damage."

>>39795587
I feel like discussing this at length.
I am not the sort of degenerate that immediately throws myself at feet pell-mell, but I am also not one to ignore them entirely.
My waifu knows this, so she just likes teasing me by shoving her feet in my face or on my lap when we are on the couch. Maybe she'll hover over me and press her soles to my forehead. Maybe she'll ask for a foot rub, and be very insistent.

She wants me to keep thinking about them, until I eventually give in to my curiosity. That's when the bullying starts. Uncontrollable urges, intense smugness, and lots of footjobs ensue until I gather the conviction to turn the tables.

>>39796937
>dormouse
How

>>39796937
>hellhound
Oh come on....

>>39797187
She wore the wrong trousers.

Post your best gyoubu danuki pics, please!

>>39796937
>wight
Why is the rich lady stealing my wallet when I have but $30 in my account

>>39797236

>>39795431
>218
>>>on the young side
Oh no the “you aren’t even 100 years old” is gonna be a thing!

>>39797277
oh thats gonna be a bitch as well as the fact that i like danger, like a lot and I like defying death

Grant upon me.
Non-fox hags.
I like fox hags but its always just fox hags, need something new.

>>39797307
demon hags

>>39797266
Love me those cute bandit rats, thank you!

>>39797307
Danuki hags.

>>39797307
It's always hag this and hag that.
She's not a hag unless she's all old and wrinkly. Why not a woman your own age?

>>39797330
>implying anon isn't old

>>39797353
>them thighs
wanna fuck 'em

>>39797330
Older women are hot, nice and soft.
>>39797340
I'm 25, I have to look for hags if I want women older than me.

>>39797353

>>39797071
Creepy but sweet wendigos are the best.
I'm picturing her as having long hair that covers part of her face, as well as a gloomy eyes.

>>39797240
>>39796963
Undead royalty has the full right to claim ownership of anything they fancy.
If you have a problem with that you'll have to go through the entire haunted castle to then enter a boss battle with the thief.

>>39797388
>Undead royalty has the full right to claim ownership of anything they fancy.
This is why they deserve punishment
>If you have a problem with that you'll have to go through the entire haunted castle to then enter a boss battle with the thief.
And this is why I'm willing to hand it out

>>39797353
>>39797389
Need a pic like this but with rata or danuki instead

>>39797416
What? Can't handle a gazer, worm?

>>39797388
>Undead royalty has the full right to claim ownership of anything they fancy.
And I'm going to claim ownership of said undead royalty who just claimed my damn wallet.

>>39793971

>>39797388
>haunted castle
Time to have some fun, leaving all the residents nice and fucked

>>39797435
they're mean, greasy and you have to spend too much time assuaging their insecurities

>>39797435
yeah, i dont like smelling like tar in the morning after, also dislike midgets

>>39797389
How did she put on panties without getting goo on them?

>>39797435
To be fair, Gazers are kind of scary or at the very least weird.
>One big eye
>Goo
>Stalks with more eyes
>Tail that isn't ffluffy
>Usually float around naked

>>39797388
My last name is belmont, wha ya think im gonna do?

>>39797527
>>Tail that isn't ffluffy
Excuse me?

>>39797636
its greasy, oily, and matted

>>39797236

>>39793971

>>39797671
this tanuki eats well it seeems

>>39797636
Their tail look and probably feel coarse.

>>39797678
Isn't she the prude who tries to get slutty angels to stop whoring around?

>>39797671
Extremely cuddleable

wanna sex an old angel but how?

>>39796937
>Goblin
I'll follow her home with a raging mushshroom and a doppelganger potion. I'm going to knock her and every one of her sisters up and become the goblin king. Now the little shits work for me. Also I need to see if drinking holst milk turns them into hobgoblins. If it works, maybe I'll turn the one that stole my wallet into my stress ball. Not much of a punishment for her, but I'm willing to be nice.

>>39797812
gotta get extra thicc holst milk for that

>>39797766
Pray in latin. Old angels like latin.

>>39797527
>Tail that isn't ffluffy
fffluffy

>>39797831
but all I got was one with a broken halo and another with horms

>>39794394
The best kind of monster princess is a sexy loli princess.

heavy

>>39797966
O most verdant of worms, share with the humble thread your wisdom.

>>39797968
Looks like you got stoned. Hehe. Gehehehe.

>>39797966
I've seen this kind of bug in the wild. Why do they lift their butts so?

>>39798096
i think they're trying to confuse predators about which side is their head. as such i can only presume a greenworm would be very smug if you bite her ass

>>39797893
That has to be a city gazer who spends decent money on tailcare products. I bet she smells great.

>>39796937
>unicorn
She should be ashamed of herself

>>39797178
gonna need a few dozen anubis for this one

>>39798147
A Gazer that doesn't properly care for her fluff is hardly a Gazer at all, I say.

>>39798242
the problem with pharaohs is that anubises are better

>>39798283
pharaohs have a better air of authority

>>39798326
but no wet dog smell

>>39798463
do the eyes have eyelids and can they have all their eyes closed like them closed eyed foxes? also bretty cute

It's not even summer and I already want her to stab me with the ice knife

>>39798242
A junior anubis attendant shall be accompanying you so that she may continue to bond with her future liege and learn her trade in practice.
So you will get her and possibly an older anubis assistant as well.

>>39798610
>imagine being this suspectible to the heat
lmao, weakling

>>39798610
This. It's uncomfortable. I don't like it.

>>39798610
don't forget the ice is highly sensitive

>>39798645
heat's dumb, molecules are better when they're staying still and not bouncing around

>>39798715
yeah i be dead if that happens, also like the heat since monsters start sunbathing and tans are great

>>39798610
Summer is going to make me wish I could rest my face on a loli tsurara-onna's chest, belly and thighs and lick her icicles.

Ah summer, my favorite time of the year

>>39798715
I'll bounce their molecules around

>>39798878
Don't be crass, anon

>>39798878
>how to arouse the ice queen haku

>>39798715
>vanilla yuki onna banished to the forgotten bucket

>>39798925
also known as the rusty bucket

>>39798715
You could say that the molecules are just chilling.

>4kids dubbed servants of the fallen god that plan to take you to "the shadow realm"

>>39798596
Considering how eyes work, I'd imagine lids are not out of the question.
The iris won't cartoonishly deform, though.

>>39798976
but what if gazer fox

>>39798925
>>39798931
She was too fat to fit in the picture.

>>39799000
hey thats mean and fucking sexy

>>39798925
Tsurara-Onna and Ice Queen are a lot more exciting, it can't be helped

>>39799029
Wendidad looks like that?

>>39799000
Not even nearly thick enough

>>39799128
Nah, looks like this

>>39798988
They are single eyes, so either they all wear masks, or just the central eye wears a mask that imbues the powers of a fox...

That sounds dangerous.

>>39799187
Must be some other bozo. Very squishy wendi with him.

>>39799206
and i like danger

We're being taken over by plants!

Mere female lizards

>>39799255
I for one welcome our green overlords.

>>39799281
What kind of green though?

>>39799269
HARD

>>39799187
>not a coat
no interest

>>39799269
At first I thought that was a goblin

>>39796741
>they sell it
Link?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38749467

For the Anon who asked for two women turning into mad hatters, then fuck a guy.

Sneaking into the deadly dark forest where i'll be recording an actual oneeshota ritual performed by a pack of dark mages!

>>39799495
Thanks, legit.

>>39798627
welp, trail by fire it is then

>>39799680
Look, its easy mode so long as you can keep her daughter in line.
Most Anubi pick these things up quickly and can begin handling more minor tasks and duties.

>>39799703
just gotta keep her placated whilst the jackals deal with the day-to-day stuff and maybe let her make an executive decision every now and then to make her feel in charge

What is the easiest way to get a nurarihyon wife?
I don't think leaving my door open at night is going to work very well, a masturbation weasel or a hairy prostitute might come in instead.

>>39799725
You do also have to train her on a few things, can't just have you ruling everything so she ends up largely useless in matters of state.

>>39799730
I have no idea, all I have is a little sister that has always been a beloved member of my family.

What is this?

>>39799730
I would like to know as well, because I LOVE nurarihyons.

>>39799784
It's a perfectly normal, hardworking ant. Please untie her.

>>39793971

>>39799804
They are a high class and rare monster so I'd suggest being a poltician because they like that.Also mana marker, the free space on the hugbox

>>39799966
That sounds like spy talk to me.

>>39799703
>>39799725
>>39799738
When it's that hard with a JK Pharaoh, imagine a loli one.

>>39799495
ya gotta make a sequel with that cheshire eventually legit

>>39800000
She's going to want to have fun and play around, actually teaching her is going to be rough for you and whateve Anubis is assigned to assisting in tutoring.

Cuddles...

>>39796312
Wow am I depressed now.

>>39799974
>being a poltician
No price is too high for nurarihyon tattoed titties.

>>39799996
If I ever catch my kiki howling I'm gonna offer headpats if she does it again

>>39799996
Does kiki chirp when she's angry?

>>39796937
>witch
headlock and noogies with promises of headpats once she gives it back

>>39800172
Her discovery of flight ushered in an industrial revolution!

>>39799628
NP fampaitachi, sorry for the lazy ass proofreading.

>>39800035
Maybe in the distant future.
My next writing will be the living armor in current day setting, then comes the cupid one and lastly the hinezumi dojo. Worst case I'll give her a cameo in another story, maybe in Andy's, we'll see.
I definitely have some plans on bringing the Bloody Sun, the violent, crazy ghoul back.

Does your wife like headpats? Do you?

I want my Kikimora to wear hotpants and a tight fitting shirt on her day off.

>lizard women offened by invasion conspiracies

>>39800413
Yes
Yes*

>>39800500
I want a lamia or dragon to have that behavior with me

>>39800500
Pic related seems like it would be unbearably hot. How would you survive the summer nights?

>>39800413
Headpats are a meme. It's scalp massages that people like.

>>39800523
Sleep in a walk-in freezer

>>39800413
I'm more of a hug and cuddle kinda guy. Nothing beats laying in bed with someone you love trying to tangle your limbs together every way you can. It lets you achieve the max level of bodily contact and you feel so safe knowing you've got a grip on them so strong nobody would ever be able to take her from you, or you her.

>>39800523
Hellhound-induced heat resistance. It's a gradual process but incubizing does cause you to adapt to the environments that monster is native to.
>For example, an incubus coupled with a monster that lives in a desert, or near a volcanic crater, will gain resistance to heat, and an incubus that is coupled with a monster from a snowy country will gain resistance to cold.

Until then, though... sleep with the windows open.

Cow or squid?

>>39800500
>>39800546
I always assumed that the heat given of by fire or magma related monsters is magic so it feels warm but also doesn't cause any discomfort. That's probably why lava golems don't incinerate their yet to be incubized husbands.

>>39800598
Isn't that squid a Heroaca character?

>>39800546
>marry a firedog
>you no longer need AC in summer
>you never overly sweat or melt during hot seasons
that's why they are absolute top 10

>>39800614
Yes.

Post your best kiki pics please!

>>39800623
I'm not opening my door if you don't have a warrant. I don't care that you think I got a nice cock, you can't prove shit.

>>39800623
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>39800650

>>39800546
>>39800615
I wonder how that works in practice. The mana functioning as a heat pump seems unrealistic and inefficient. I'm more likely to think it's a change in the limits and functions of your own body.

I wonder if you lose resistance to the cold as well. You're more comfortable at higher temperatures, so something like 75°F becomes a bit chilly.

>>39796937
>Trumpart

>>39800650
Kiki stronk

>>39800650

>>39800650
A neural network is 95% certain this is a Kikimora

>>39800668
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a change in your physical abilities, not that you cycle heat out because that just seems like a losing battle.
You probably don't LOSE resistance to cold (there's lava golems in some snowy lands), but since the heat feels more natural to you you'd come to prefer warmer temperatures.
Expect lots of coat-sharing. And by that I mean the both of you in one garment.

>>39800670
>you find your wallet lying on the street a few blocks away
>the trumpart is nowhere to be seen
>you check your wallet and nothing seems to be missing
>but you didn't notice the new card tucked away in the back

>>39800660
glowmonos are not going to like this

>>39800691
>>39800700
Very nice, anons! Keep 'em coming!

>>39800703
I'm skeptical about this kiki. Something seems off

>>39800712
JRPGs have taught me to use Blizzaga on the fire doggos, so it makes sense that you'd end up with lower cold resistance.

Then again, we already know MGE works on a 4-element system with water being available.

>>39800747
Lower is relative, in this case.
And beware the exceptions.

>>39800787
An ice doggo would be weak to fire

>>39800614
Just R&I. He's spamming vg, too

>>39800793
>blue = ice
Rookie mistake.

>>39800747
>spacing