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BEHOLD

BIG, SEXY JACKAL

>>39746036
Nuclear Lizard vs. Big Monke

So what do you honestly feel about foxes?
Don't worry, they won't hear about it

>>39746080
love me a foxy and sly woman

>>39746036
I want the one on the left to destroy my pelvis

we need more ushi oni art

Human men belong to small, adorable, sexy lizards!

Having more than one wife does NOT make me a whore

>>39746080
I hope Fox Shrines start to spread across the world.

Fuck monster girls and fuck this >>39746102 whore.

>>39746080
There really aren't very many monstergirls I don't like. But foxgirls are definitely up there among my favorites. Very soft.

>>39746102
i know that feel, i got three wives

>>39746080
Cute JK foxes, whether Inari, Youko, Kitsunebi, or Kitsunetsuki, are sufficiently breedable.

>>39746102
>>39746143
Damn, I don't even have one.

>>39746166
I wish I had a tiny snake to throw at people

>>39746216
Please don't throw your wife.

>>39746232

>>39746102
Having 1 wife makes you a wholesome family man
Having 2 or 3 wives makes a slightly perverted family man
Having 4 to 6 wives makes you a full blown pervert
Having 7+ wives makes you a manwhore

I prefer tigers.

>>39746036
>Hey, ape.
>"Yeah you overgrown lizard?"
>You can have the title of queen of whatever, I'm nabbing that guy over there.
>"Like hell you are, I saw him first! Besides, he wants something warm blooded, not an overgrown crocodile."

>>39746095
They're scary and rapey.
Artist would rather draw cute and gentle monsters.

>>39746320
I prefer teasing tigers by showing them my back and getting in dangerous situations

>>39746320
big chuffs

>>39746310
What about a man with 2-3 wives and a staff of maids?

>>39746381
where are the turbojinkos?

>>39746366
>They're scary and rapey.
Just draw a domesticated Ushi, problem solved!

>>39746382
If he fucks the maids then they count as wives.
And you know maids are extremely hard to resist, especially when they're so docile that you can just bend one over furniture and pound her to your heart's content.

>>39746396
so a nun ushi.....

>>39746381
>"I'm in danger"

>>39746395
beeg land or beeg zoos

>>39746369
I prefer being caught by one in the water.
>>39746396
I don't think I have it saved, but you know that canon Ushi taking cooking lessons.

>>39746429
Not all domesticated Ushis are nuns.

>>39746410
But what if they're only wives in a sexual sense, and they're free use for him and his "actual" wives?

>>39746080
I have a terrible weakness for fluffy tails. I'm glad no foxes know, they would surely take advantage of it.

>>39746461
that string gives me a .......rather silly idea

>>39746310
3+ is manwhore already

I'm starting to think using seals against foxes is not a very effective strategy

>>39746711
The goddamn rock that sealed Tamamo-No-Mae in Japan split in half. Seals are useless.

>>39746715
>the staff has cat ears
Nekomancers…

>>39746715
>that game
haven't really gone all that far in it

>>39746320
They're endangered anon. Go do your part to save the species and breed a jinko today!

>>39746461
>Domesticated
That face spells
>You do realize I'm going to rape you for this

>>39746737
i liked it well enough. think the big baphos were my favorite.
and the ludonarrative dissonance of having your adoptive mom watch you fuck other girls and then her

>>39746429
yes

>>39746744
I would multiple times.

>>39746780
puffy

>>39746780
>unsealed
well i had a good run

>>39746026

>>39746787
oh god they're all autistic

>>39746744
I see plenty of pictures of them with kids. How can we be sure that they're actually endangered?

>>39746875
please trust the experts anon, we need more jinkos

>>39746828
that's how you know you got authentic purebred cheshire

>>39746875
Being on the verge of extinction gives motherhood an extra bit of pride with it. A family photo isn't just a memento, it's a rallying cry to all the single jinkos saying "There are tiger fucker out there and they want to give you babies. Don't give up."

Just two monster girls finding a nice way to spend an afternoon

>>39746101
Mere female lizards and damn female kids belong to human men.

Why are sneks so silly?

>>39746080
they're fucking nautical

>>39746894
Could these experts please show their data instead of giving me folders full of Jinko dating profiles?

>>39746733
>Rock holding Tamamo breaks
>WW3 is starting
>Abortion is getting banned
>Soon to follow contraception will be outlawed

>>39747128
dating profiles? they are just showing sad lonely jinkos that will fade away if they don't have a mate
though I would recommend dating Carol the jinko as she is super cool and not a neet

The Musume Inquisition.
Nobody expects them.

>>39747174
they have ways of getting your confession

Zzap

>>39747130
>Fellow humans. To ensure our survival, we must accept foxes into our countries.

>>39747206
When I think of Nun, I think of milk and motherly nuns honestly

>>39746026

>>39747281
with some wives you're better off living in a cave

>>39747246
MIIA

>>39747325
gosh I want to date and impregnate officer dark elf

>>39747336
>"M-move along, citizen."

>>39747325
plus one of them is a donkey, it's a very misleading picture

>>39747350
oh man, she is gonna find soo many love letters in her locker that her fellow officers will seethe

>>39747336
dark elf society sounded kind of lame to me at first but then i realized you get to see a lot of dark elves in cute outfits so maybe it's not so bad

>>39747369
So many outfits, sometimes they even fit in them!

>>39746026

>>39747396
I really love how this guy draws lipstick for all his girls
really gets the engine revving

She is looking for a mofu slave.

>>39747549
what a coincidence

>>39747549
Too bad, I'm only looking for a wife to ohoho at me.

>>39747396
Imagine how many presents she gets on mothers day She would need to keep a paralyze spell on me,else i will constantly aim to impregnate her as constantly as possible

>>39747581
>She would need to use a spell on me so I don't do exactly what she wants

>>39747590
You dont understand anon,i would be permanently fixated on giving her another daughter,even monsters have to get tired of it at some point

>>39747549
how convenient, so am i

>>39747623
maybe for like 5 minutes after she lays an egg.
snakes might get moody when they're about to shed too.

>>39747549
I'm not a slave, I'm not a number, I'm a free man!

>>39747637
Imagine the mamono child support

>>39747641
Now inhale deeply and say that again.

>>39747641
post more monstergirls making you grab boobie

Do you guys have any tips for becoming an officer in an extremist army? I think I'd be good at leading monsters

>>39747742
the only thing you will lead is the shopping cart at mamono IKEA

>>39746026

>>39747728

>>39747742
Prove your loyalty by planting as many false books and cursed items as possible.
Multiclass into Dark Tactician.
Cultivate your power level until they have to let you lead from the front.

>>39747728
You know, I like this prompt.

>>39746026

>>39746396
Hitting on the cabana ushi! Getting an extra umbrella in my drink!

Jubjub humpty oyakodon

>>39747728

>>39747949
hey no monsters allowed in the human state. we're trying to maintain ethnic purity for the human race here. monsters kidnap, plunder, and rape too many boys and men these days

>>39746477
Manwhore.

Forced breast grab is one of the hottest things.

>>39747999
I enjoy acts that say "fuck me" without words. I also enjoy titties, so it's a combination of two things that bring me joy.

happy mothers day

>>39747898
>hitting on a girl while she's working
that's pretty brave

>>39746711
>six ears to molest
She doesn't seem so tough to me.

>>39748008
>Who’s a cute little kidnapper in training?

>>39748012
Ah, I'm just messing around. I always make sure to give her a good tip too. It's cool since I'm a regular. Kind of strange though, she said she was going to make me a sex on the beach after work, even though she knows I don't like sweet drinks. I don't even know how she would serve it when the cabana is closed.

Why do kamaitachis not get more love?

l hope Krampus gets more content in the future

>>39748067
They have a lot to compete against and the triplits, while good, need something more.

I wouldn't say no to the wind weasels if they came for me though.

>>39748085
>pov
>you forgot the cookies and milk

When corned by a monster, I plan to play country music on my phone to immediately cause her to be turned off

When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my phone to immediately cause her to be turned off

When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my CD player to immediately cause her to be turned off

When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my tape recorder player to immediately cause her to be turned off

>>39748123
>>39748138
>>39748165
>>39748196
You're going to get raped by a holstaur who likes country music.

Next poster gets raped by a dragon, wyvern, ryu and wurm

>>39748138
>>39748165
>>39748196
You're all getting raped on the spot by trolls

wtf is all that country music nonsense? I might need a nun or two to remove this blight

Fuck it, when I get cornered I will tell the City's bard to string me some Starting Village music

This thread has become complete dogshit

>>39748207
Clearly,he'd just switch to a genre she hates then

>>39748299
nah it's the GOAT

im going to bed a dragon nun

>>39748307
I dislike this goat, her smug aura mocks me.

>>39748334
Would the autismdog play strategy games with me?

>>39748334
>the tism dogs dream
>pyraminds as far as the eyes can see
>perfect in every way

>>39748307
I've always wanted to try Goat Milk.

>>39748345
Those pyramids are actually pretty close, her lego collection isn't quite that big.

>>39748218
I'd like 4 centinuns

>>39748334
! !

Consider the following: afro kejourous

>>39748356
>Praying mantis

I love puns

>>39748406
with disco attire? and choco skins and thicc lips with whitelipstic

>>39746026

>>39746043
THE JACKAL PORTAL SQUAD IS COMING

>>39748459
Gonna compliment the sand dog on her cool airsoft kit

>>39748459
>panaromic
cringe for not being able to use sights effectively

Jellyfish are underrated!

>>39748459
>wake up to your door being kicked in
>air-raid sirens are blaring
>screaming in the streets
>figure bursts into your room
>stuffed into krampus tactical sack and dragged to nearest mamono outpost for processing
>expectations for a happy portal meeting ruined
>church of Eros sympathizes with you and help you to meet a girl you'll love on more romantic terms with the help of a mind flayer.

>>39748560
>a krampus using her sack on anybody but her soon to be husband
whore

>>39748560
They do what must be done, this is the only way to bring future husbands and wives together.

>>39747728
Snek

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the church of Eros, they've been teaming up with Grem-Tech recently and word is that they're putting Cupids in Mecha now.
Why? No clue, I blame someone showing Eros Gundam.

>>39748663
>cupid beans you from two kilometers away with a stupid powerful gremlin rifle
As if the arrows weren't bad enough.

>>39748663
>be dense anon
>have to watch eros team combine their bots into a mega bot to defeat the denseness
do you think with their big bots, they also have theme songs?

Do you even shave your goat?

>>39748898
BUSH

>>39748732
>Enhanced optics, heart seeking rounds with your name engraved on them, and a nearly silent rifle.
The modern cupids love it but the older ones miss the challenge of the bow.....and some hipsters say that crossbows are an underrated weapon.

>>39748865
Of course, why else would the gremlins put speakers on the outside?

>>39746026

>>39748924
>>Enhanced optics, heart seeking rounds with your name engraved on them, and a nearly silent rifle.
Or the more personal style of "assassination"
>walking down the street in the rougher part of town
>see a figure in a hoody walking towards you
>get a bad feeling about them
>they look over their shoulder to see if the coast is clear
>know something bad is about to happen but they're already upon you
>"This is for Maggie."
>whips out a suppressed low-caliber pistol with sub-sonic rounds
>empties the magazine into your chest
>runs off
>lay there with the biggest boner of your life, spilling mana onto the sidewalk
>hear a scream
>unicorn in a nurses outfit appears over you
>"Oh my Eros! Are you alright! Just stay calm, I can fix this!"
>catch a glimpse of her nametag as she bends over to heal you
>Maggie

>>39748067
Harems are built into the setting, they don't bring a whole lot to the table and their attack gimmick isn't especially interesting. I'd never turn my nose up at the trio, but they're easy to forget with all the quirkier girls to choose from.

>>39748982
This horse is too small, send it back.

>>39749041
Bro the dude might straight up have a heart attack seeing a pistol drawn on him.

>>39749041
im going to be the target that gives that cupid a hell of time, always cartoon logicing the gun in funny ways, getting her pissed as nothing she can do works, until she falls for me and my goofy self

>>39749041
I'd honestly prefer the "nothing personnel" approach.

Does the MGE world have a doggy god?

>>39749214
Yes, her name is Anubis and she is a good girl

>>39748924
i don't think they'd need enhanced optics. just ironsights and angelvision

>>39749250
! !

>>39748663
>she mentioned something interesting, The Church of Eros is pursuing new research. She claims that what their doing in Zipangu is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass the cupid bow.

>>39749250
gonna pat her head and give her doggy treats

>>39748898
once a month

>>39749214
inari and raiju are sort of dog adjacent

>>39749454
>a beaitful inari is similar to a filthy mutt

Monsters will masturbate to you and you will be very uncomfortable.

>>39749561
not really, i would find rether funny

>>39749561
It's only weird if they make it weird. I've fapped to them before, too.

>>39749561
>somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu is masturbating to the thought off you

>>39749561
>monster masturbates to you
>display dominance by fapping to her
>whoever cums first will be the bottom
can't let them when bros

>>39749561
>Monsters will masturbate to you and you will be very horny.
Fixes that for you, mutual masturbation is super hot.

>>39749561
They can't masturbate to me if they don't know what I look like.
And no, a nebulous mental image of "Anon" doesn't count

>>39749561
what else is the raiju sitting across from you going to do while the subway is in transit?
i mean i guess it isn't strictly necessary she looks you in the eyes while she does it but raiju gonna raiju

a threadly reminder that my wife latched onto me and we've been in love ever since.

>>39749702
She could at least introduce herself first....

>>39749561
It is a strange thing to go to Wendys and the Cashier Hellwan just starts flicking her bean while taking your order.

>>39749561
This is actually true, I would be. I wouldn't understand.

Is it true that the Spanish are weak against south american jungle cats?

>>39749725
the handshake will be a little sticky, hopefully you don't mind.

>>39749762
hope you like the secret spicy sauce

>>39749791
I get some in the bathroom while she's on break.

>>39749762
She can't see me if I use the drive-through or if I use one of those shitty delivery apps

>>39749762
is that why my soda threatens to burn my throat off whenever I go to Mon-Donalds?

Milk flavored elves are always superior.

>>39750088
Chocolate and vanilla are both milk flavors.

>>39750088
I like all elf flavors, even bluberry

Monstergirls fighting for their right to kill their unborn babies!

>>39750088
I do like pale elves.

>>39748307
Goat Gazongas

>>39750125
>Blue elf sticking out her tongue
Watch out, she might be a pervert.

>>39750184
we all know if they have blue skin theyre preverts, its aposematic

>>39749779
that's extremely gross, i don't want to shake a stranger monster's hand covered in vaginal fluids, that's basically sexual assault.

>>39749702
She should control herself, masturbation in a public space is unsanitary and teaches kids the wrong things.

>>39748898
God, I hope she doesn't shave that off

>>39749791
If she squirt-cums on my food, i'm calling the cops

>>39749561
you wouldn't handle midnight parking-lot circle-jerking with a group of monsters who touch each other just for the sake of it, out in the dark, helping each other feel good like a couple of sisters and that one rare occurrence where a guy shows up to join in on this masturbation ritual

>>39749041
>Anon sues the church of Eros since he would have just bumped into the unicorn and fallen in love anyways since she was walking towards him
>corrupt lilim mayor is in deep with the matrimony industrial complex, gunwoman is out on the street on bond in a matter of hours
>no chance of getting mayor out of office, she's got friends in high places
>more celibate men will be transformed into loving husbands against their will
>no chance of justice for their lost shitposting time
>such is life in MGC

>>39749561
>masturbate to fat, nerd hikki
She has very weird tastes.

How would an aggressive, predator monster that's more of a supportive rather than domineering type (so not Dark Elf or Amazon) react if a shy guy started pursuing her, by sending her love letters, flowers and so on?

>>39750489
>Cute
>Still gonna break his pelvis

>>39749561

Real men break into the royal armory and steal all the demonic blades they can

so tell me used starship salesmen anon, how does this "shogdrive" work?

>>39750657
All across the universe, there are Shogs cleaning. The movement of their brooms is a pendulum, and the other end of that pendulum is in a pocket dimension. In this pocket dimension the pendulums generate a force that can be released through the shogdrive as a means of propelling vessels across the gulf of space.
Simple stuff, really.

>>39746026
Can men with centaur wives only be considered horse fuckers if they prefer the backpussy?

>>39750657
MULTI

DIMENSIONAL

>>39750654
>Furthermore, when a human man picks up such a sword, which belongs to the Dark Knight, he will unwittingly be enveloped by the magic of the wielder that is in the blade and have his heart bewitched. In the end, he, along with the sword, will serve the Dark Knight, though as her husband... This seems to be the reason why, when I, as a Dark Knight rookie, was assigned to carry weapons, I saw many swords in the armory that were simply laid out in rows. This is probably also a trap to counteract intruders.
Silly humans, they never seem to get suspicious why nobody is guarding the armory.

>>39747369
I would like to think that Dark Elf society has full access to the hierarchy in everything except sexual matters to males who are forced into it. This means that a man with the skill and ability who is married to a dark elf can still become a lord or similar important person while his wife only has the ability to remain a typical citizen. Despite that, when it's time for a public orgy (whether to fuel a magical ritual or just for fun) he'll still be dommed silly by his wife.

>>39750743
why is everything that men can do a trap into marrige?
Seems like the safest thing one can do that you could call a win without a wife is beat a salamander without impressing her

>>39750489
Sending them any kind of romantic gift is basically a marriage proposal. Just take off your clothes, unlock your doors, and maybe open the window because she just got a husband and it's time for the honeymoon.

Have a nice night anons! don't forget to love your wives.

>>39750823
She looks dumb

>>39750808
yeah, but what if she does not know who her prince charming is?
she has to coax him into feeling safe, so that he can reveal himself
>>39750823
sleep well

>>39750851
Meiya's really smart. she just isn't as skilled at some things. but i help her with the things she's not good at, like cooking.

>>39750714
Woah she can grow plants! Amazing!
As expected of a Centaur!

>>39750767
>a win without a wife
Winning, but at what cost?

>Paranoid anon trying to tell everyone around him about the monster invasion

>>39750922
That dude is crazy. The city guard would have easily noticed blue demons or giant beast women trying to infiltrate the city.

I want to do experiments

>>39750657
It'll get you to shogspeed in 10 shogseconds flat.

>>39750922
whats the kind of invasion?
Is he telling people about the weird sightings on the edge of town
or how the librarian sometimes has a third eye?
Is it how his boss seems to get sexier every passing week?
is it like Beasts one shots where the monsters are doing a slowburn non hostile takeover and nobody cares?

I hope my bitch of a project manager monsterizes into fucking matango.

>>39750973
why not something you like and make it a enemy to lovers story?

>>39750986
she has a boyfriend, who clearly does a poor job keeping her hysteria down, since she's a lazy, whiney bitch who rats everyone from her own team to the upper level manager

>>39750854
>yeah, but what if she does not know who her prince charming is?
That really depends on the monster. A canine girl might be able to sniff him out. Some of the sneaky ones might set a trap to catch him. A wurm will just make him feel bad after she starts crying because she loves him so much but doesn't know where he is. The rest maybe could hold back the lust long enough to act casual and lure him out, but god help that boy when they get ahold of him. Every single missed second will be paid back in full with interest.

>>39751028
then turn her into something with chill
like wonderworm

I'm sorry for the blogposting, but interacting with some women out there really makes me wish they had a bad end forseen for them, like cruel men do.
>>39751040
I just don't want to deal with this shit anymore, should have not listened to my parents and go to the military academy. My fault for being dumb.

>>39748067
Forced harem, normal waifufags don't like it and haremfags would rather have a harem of diffrent girls than 3 of the same because it's boring

>>39751039
I imagined they could start leaving love letters for him and gradually lead him to uncover himself, at which point he's getting nabbed.

What Mamono do we know KC will be making down the line? I know
>Balrogs
>Grey Aliens
>Ruprecht

>>39751180
>Grey Aliens
I really need to make an Anubis spokesman spokesmon? edit...

>>39751180
>Grey Aliens
>species known mostly for kidnapping and shoving a probe up people's butts
I feel fear.

>>39751313
come on now anon, there's already plenty of monsters with tentacles

>>39751180
>>39751214
>>39751313
>>39751357
>Aliens
Please look into the red light, gentlemen.

>>39750743
From the what world guide is that paragraph?

>>39751371
World Guide - Side 2

>>39751358
What were we talking about? Why does my head hurt? Did satyros talk me into accepting "free drinks" again?

Okay so what's the best monster girl for an ENTJ 8w7 Choleric-Melancholic Aries male like me? Serious replies only, thanks!

>>39751180
Someone posted a big list many threads ago. From what I remember:
>Greys
>Fenris
>Deep Ones & Hydra
>Bandersnatch
>Wonderland chess golem
>Kelpie (mermaid centaur)
>Tennin (weeb angel)
>Living Hieroglyph
>Lion girl
>Tezcatlipoca
>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
>Vulthoom (chaos alraune, husband becomes part of the flower)
>Some kind of majin blessed by the four great spirits
>Yowie (related to bunyip)
>Abaddon (locust girl, related to beelzebub)
>Shifter (doppelganger variant that can turn into fictional characters)

>>39751704
>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
very nice

>my half marathon is down to 2 hours and 4 minutes
I only need to shave 5 minutes from it to get it under 2 hours. Just 5 minutes. If I do this, the power of my will is going to tear open a portal to the waifu dimension.
What are YOU doing to touch the untouchable, do the impossible?

>>39751704
iirc aren't spartoi made from dragon teeth, maybe they could have a tie in to dragons or draconia

>>39751735
i think he said something along the lines of "skeletons with the strength of dragons"

>>39751724
I’m gonna find a fairy circle put in the woods and cum in it to see what happens.

>>39751724
Nothing. I gave up.

>>39751759
Dangerous move. Good luck.
>>39751782
Don't give up.

>>39751704
>>Shifter (doppelganger variant that can turn into fictional characters)
so their just themselves?

>>39750753
Can I have a Dark Elf Dreadlord or a Sorceress Supreme as a waifu without her belittling me as an "inferior male" who belongs to stay at home?

>>39751911
fuck off to /tg/

>>39751704
>>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
Ghost evolves into phantom
Zombie evolves into wight
Ghoul evolves into draugr
Skeleton evolves into spartoi
Anon bravely marches into the trash mob infested graveyard with nothing but a rock hard cock and a dream.

>>39751911
Ayo das warhammer shit again finna cringe hard af fr fr

>>39751952
Hey now what the fuck did I say to trigger your /tg/ Watch Dog sense. No seriously, what the hell did I type that triggered your Spidey Sense? Did I type something that sounded something like from a /tg/ media? Was it Dreadlord or Sorceress Supreme? I thought those are just simple generic fantasy terms used to describe high ranking fantasy bad guys.

>>39752006
>playing stupid
fuck off

>>39751180
>>39751704
New girl when. How long has it been since the last one already

>>39751704
>Greys
Well somebody is going to get probed.

>>39751724
Commissioning NTR lewds of my waifu sometimes soon-ish.

>>39752142
remember to send it to KC

big muscles are better than big mofu
>can kiss and lick muscles without getting hairs in your mouth like with mofu
>muscles don't shed long hairs all over the place
>muscles get sexy when they get wet, mofu goes all soggy and yucky
>sweaty muscles are perfection, sweaty mofu just smells of fujos
>can have allergies to mofu, no such thing as muscle allergies

Behold, a man!

>>39752124
Anon hears a weird sound in the middle of the night. He steps outside and is immediately bathed in a light from the sky and he passes out. He wakes up strapped to a metal table ass up and naked. Three grey skined short haired girls surround him. They are all completely red faced and sweating. One's holding a note pad, another a camera. He turns his head as far as he can to see the 3rd girl. She's wearing a glove with long fingers. She extends one finger and the tip begins to glow like from the movie ET. Anon thrashes as hard as he can but can't break free. Camera alien moves closer. Note taker writes faster. They are all drooling and start panting heavily. Anon feels a hand spread his cheeks apart. He hears a loud whirring behind him. He prays to the Chief God, but there is no answer. They are about to show him a pleasure that's out of this world.

HAG
SEX

>>39752640
You're not fooling me, I can smell the cheap perfumes and cigarette smoke even from here

>>39752714
You will love the hag!

>>39752349
That can't be a man because it has feathers.

And with the debut of Ayy Lmaos. The Order and it's feared Inquisition have formed a new branch of it's Holy Armed Forces:

Holy-Com. To combat extraterrestrial horny threats.

>>39752749
H-Com and XMON who will win?

>>39752640
Well, imma just take her on a nice vute date.

>>39752714
I’m gonna go into the most depressing dive bar in MGC and hit on every single one of the hags there!

>>39751704
I'm still waiting for the Flesh Golem/Frankenstein Monster.

>>39752879
Cons of Flesh Golem/Frankenstein monster:

Is unable to get pregnant due to unnatural abomination build up it is.

>>39752910
Rude. Automatons and regular Golems can become good mothers, and so can she.

>>39752640
nigger fetish

what is it with the agressive n word usage recently?

>>39752640
>>39752718

How can hags be this perfect?

>>39753079
Maybe it's the same guy who lost his marbles over foxposting recently. You know, the blacked enthusiast

>>39753109
>the /k/iki sisters

>>39753109
Now those are some good maids.

>>39753079
We're just trying to keep you /tg/niggers out because you are mentally ill fucks who can't abide by simple rules

>>39753079
>n word

>>39753158
I'm not even a /tg guy and being angry at them isnt the onlre reason theres been an increase

>>39746026

>>39751969
Alright then, what’s the evolution or perhaps a lesser version of a vampire?

Atlach-Nacha's look like they are voiced like shuten douji from fate

I lose to
Cows
Spiders
Cats
Dogs
Birds
Fish
Goats
Bugs
Reptiles
So in all I think I'm pretty safe walking around MGC alone.

39753158
>we
>over hags
Anon, its just you spazzing over hags

>>39753276
it's a bit of a mindfuck that a tentacle spider and a little demon girl will have human boy children together

>Have you come to confess your sins anon?

>>39753083
Made for breeding

If there are Kitsunetsukis in MGE, then surely there would also be Inugamis. What would they be like?

>>39753248
Vampires evolve into Pillar Women

>>39753305
i've come to come, sister

>>39753227
Adorable

>>39753335
they all are but.....which type of hag is the best in your opinion, rich old lady looking for love, that nice old gal from down the lane, you've known since forever, the mother superior/ head shrine maiden, the sealed hag, the creepy stalking hag that knows when exactly you've eaten. The perverted flashing rapist hag that took your first time, or the old maid, just to name a few

I can't believe it's not hag!

>>39753465
Anon please, slow down on the hag shit. It’s like every 5th post at this point. It’s kinda annoying.

>>39753456
The desperate rich lady who bought you from an underground auction or the yandere neighbor hag who gives you breakfast in bed by forcibly breastfeeding you in the morning.

>>39753510
I'm actually using this as an excuse to post lolis

>>39753533
>imagine needing an excuse to post what you
i might not personally like it, but i had an idea for a sabbath, a really funny and silly one, if you catch my drift

>>39753562
Cute and REALLY funny?

>>39753594
yes, exactly that, and they have a funny little car that has all the cpus he wants as well as a lot of clunny

Delicous hags bros...

im a hag lover but i know this is being used to shitpost, so fuck off, you attention starved faggot

>>39753465
I want to "assist" those old ladies with their "research"
Also spank them

You are acting like it's the first time when someone shits up an entire thread with his retarded faggot meme posting
did you forget BEEg posting or clack posting or dozen other types of spam these inbred subhumans ran into the ground?

>>39753519
>he yandere neighbor hag who gives you breakfast in bed by forcibly breastfeeding you in the morning.
Sounds nice I'll take that.

I'm wondering about muscular Werebats. Do you think thick arms would look weird on them?

>>39753843
yeah, it would actually make them flightless due to the fact the muscles would weigh them down, and if you look at bats, their chest is way more muscular then their arms

>>39753877
Yeah, I should have thought so.
>their chest is way more muscular then their arms
Now that would be a weird mismatch. Seems /fit/ Werebats should be slim.

>>39753710
Hags tho...

>>39753910
it would be weird and also werebats would be pretty slim

>>39753755
Now I want a kraken with 4 pairs of high heels on her tentacles so I can call her the clacken.

>>39753941
im just imagining it, and its fucking hilarous

>princess carrying a dragon
there is something that feels ironic about those combination of words.

>>39754003
They're resistant to it for about 10 seconds, and then squeeze you and don't let you put them down

>>39754033
Do they also at that point nuzzle into your chest and start slurring their words?

>>39754046
Dragons are so needy

>>39754139
Wyvern has to be presentable for her knight.

>>39754226
Is she pregnant or is she just stealing office equipment?

>>39754254
>stealing office equipment
and anon, don't forget anon

Warning: you have caught the "undivided attention" of a vampire

>>39751180
>>39751704
>>39751180
So I understand that some xenos can be monstergirls then, but where's the limit?

>>39754317
how much blood is she gonna drink? don't like that look

>>39754317
>tfw you also got that charm that gives you unlimited blood from a chest right before meeting her
help

>so I heard you can't dance

>>39754335
if she's beautiful it's fine. if she's ugly it's bad. you know, the usual.

>>39751704
>Wonderland chess golem
Wait a minute, this isn’t chess! This is anal sex!

>>39754317
I want the undivided attention of an Alice!

>>39754317
>vampire goes out flying on an overcast day
>unfortunately the weather ryu was wrong about it being cloudy all day
>she loses her powers and crash-lands in anon's back yard when sky clears

>>39751704
You forgot the new sith that is going to be a ghost mage or something

>>39754226
I have an uncontrollable urge to rub her belly.

>>39754441
Really though, when monsters are involved, what’s the difference?

>>39754406
>Entering the vampire's castle with the Charm of Unending Hemorrhage
anon.

>>39754411
Too bad the girl I'm thinking about is probably a bit over the line for the thread

>>39754470
wonder what happens when an uninvited vampire falls through anons skylight unwilfully.
are they bound by some sort of magic or simply pride?

>>39754226
Meh. Not haggy enough.

>>39754510
it pairs well with the neverfainter perk so I can keep going
>>39754441
fun times for those with no brains and brains alkie

>while my comissions are getting done, decide to write a story about my wife
>realise that I completely forgot or misremembered many details about the setting
At least now I have a reason to reread most of the official material.

>>39754533
>and that's how anon got a live-in, obedient (until the damages are paid) vampire maid
reminder that you can garnish the blood she gets from you from her wages

>>39754830
she's so good!

>>39750577
>can't find anything of it on EX
>use Nhentai instead and find it
Oh for the love of God how and why?

>>39754830
How can a birb wearing such a silly hat be so fast?

>>39754751
That 'ichi better look like a total hag behind that obstacle...

>>39754830
a descendant of the wind god girl, aya shameiru?

Would you accept some homemade food from your single hag elf neighbor? I'm sure it's just a friendly gesture from her and surely the food isn't spiked with any bodily fluids

>>39754411
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>39754907
She's young, fit and very pretty.

>>39755033
Dropped.

>>39755145
Good.

>>39749561
Depends on the monster, really. Most will just turn me on.

>>39754997
Is there any monster that will give you food NOT spiked with bodily fluids?

>>39754997
Only if she will accept my future children.
All 30 of them.
Optionally more.

>>39754997
Anything for hags!

>>39754997
Nah, I don't eat a lot, and prefer to cook for myself, and I wouldn't want to lead her on into the possibility of a relationship.

>>39747350
>Uniform is tailored for easy paizuri and thighjobs
Very nice

>>39755166
The more conservative kikis will say that it's unprofessional, but you have to be careful because the less conservative kikis will also say that it's unprofessional but then do it anyway.

>>39753282
>He thinks he can win against the succ

>>39748112
>why does this glass of milk have an action figure in it?
>t. confused krampus

>>39755166
All of them pour their love into the food, it's just that some take it too literally.

>>39754997
>The food isn't spiked with any bodily fluids
Tell her if there isn't any I will not eat it.

>>39748085
>HEY KID WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE AND MYSTICAL?

>>39748343
Depends on the game
>Civ
Will seethe when anon beats her to pyramids as a non-Egyptian civ
>Paradox games like Eu4 and Victoria
Only the most autistic schedule dogs play these. Remain wary of such anubi, for they have not showered in weeks
>Crusader kings
Will always attempt to model the perfect dynasty with selective breeding. Making every ruling couple look like her and anon adds another level of difficulty
>City builders
Yes
>Sims
Slighty ditzy anubi like Gyarus love it. Like Crusader Kings, her in-game family will always have anon's last name
>Pharaoh
Do I even need to say it?

Could I get a Shog to play roguelites with me?

>>39755408
What about Defcon?

>>39755426
even better, she'll be your roguelite. Every time you come home from work, your home's room layout will be randomized, and every time there's gonna be more room inside than outside. The challenge is finding the bath, dining room, and master bedroom in exactly that order while not falling for any trapped rooms. Of course, if you don't want or like the challenge, your shog maid will guide you through the shog-home, but where's the fun in that?
From her browsing history, if you ever find it, you'll find out that she really likes Hyper Rogue; and she'll be overjoyed if you casually bring it up next time you two dine together. Then she'll promptly feel embarrassed because a proper maid should not be such a nerdy gamer.

>>39754003
But there is one they fear...

>>39755408
>Slighty ditzy anubi like Gyarus
tell me more
supply pics

>>39755492
What's in the trapped rooms? What if I actively start seeking out what kind of clever traps and "lose states" she has for me?

>>39755492
>Risk of Shog

>>39755643
PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN

>>39755643
>>39755650
THE SCHOOL BOOKS SAY IT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN
SHOGGY RAIN

>>39746026

How come the monsters get to wear cool armor, ride dragons, fight shadowy beasts, and go on epic adventures, while the men stay at home, clean the house, take care of the kids, and cook food?

>>39754317

>>39755774
Hag status gets you all that.

>>39755708
horse pussy