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>>39730784
>one tail
she is either hiding the others through illusions or she is going to become far more dangerous than any other fox to ever live.

Here's your tank for the dungeon bro

>tfw no beeg jackal wife

fox maids

>>39730784

>>39730814
Brat foxes can be dangerous too.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MemeGirlsStudio/status/1523042234882482176
Wasps saving the world

>>39730829
>giving a fox access to your home
hope you like waking up to mofu

>>39730829

>Succubus posts a mirror selfie online
>You can see her bedroom in the reflection
>There is a $500 fat ugly bastard figure in her bedside table
>She deleted her account shortly afterwards

>>39730851
>waking up to mofu
that is literally the whole point

>>39730814
Dangerous ancient foxes are the ones who developed the powers and skills to back up their chuuni attitudes as youngsters.

>>39730851
>wake up to slight pressure on abdomen
>mofu maid is straddling you
>you're trapped
>mofu'd
Should've headed the warning

>>39730784

this burning dog approaches you in the market and slaps your ass, saying
>hey there, alpha stud
what would you do?

>>39730821
fantastic, all the extra padding she has means her con stat will be through the roof!

I can’t lose to a fox, I’ve raised my mofu resistance to the sharpcap

>>39730871
no you got a maid to clean
foxes, like always, only think of getting into your pants so nothing will be clean and mofu everywhere

>>39730928
Shuffle away awkwardly once she realizes she's got the wrong person

>>39730928
Rub her belly and call her a good girl

>>39730928
Curl up into the fetal position and cry.

>>39730939
That still doesn't mean that facetanking it is a good idea.

what if kc sold out and made an mge anime thats really just a generic isekai?

>>39730928
Whatever she wants.

>>39730950
>Want to do something other than rub her belly and call her a good girl so you pull away
>She grabs your hand and forces you to keep going
>For hours

>>39730928
blow my rape whistle

>>39730928
mumble an apology and stumble away

>>39730784

>>39730928
Throw her over my shoulder and keep shopping

>>39731023
She's blushing too hard, she needs an aspirin.

>>39731061
>Throw her over my shoulder and keep shopping
no need to do that anon, just throw her in your shopping cart so you dont hurt your shoulder

>>39731006
I swear midriff gaps like that are just big "your face here" sign.
They do this on purpose don't they?

>>39730928
>y-you took

>>39730928
slip a hand into her pants and take my dick out with the other

>>39730928
spill the bulk supply of spaghetti I'm holding all over the floor

>>39731118
What did she take?

>>39730928
Ok, cool. but ya aint my type. I do know a friend tho

>>39731140
his heart

>>39731159
I hope she plans on giving it back, Anon doesn’t have demonic physiology and needs his organs to live

>>39731196
"Life is just death in drag"

>>39731207
quite a fancy way of saying being alive is gay but I was taught that dying was ultra gay tho

>>39731118
>>39731140
>>39731159
I swear those monster girl targeted romance flicks are getting more sappy by the year.

>>39730928
Ask her if I can lick the sweat of her abs.

>>39731226
Why do dogs slobber so much

>BY GAWD, SHE PUT HIM IN “THE HEATER”
>I see no way Anon is getting out of this one wi the his virginity intact, I’ll tell you what

Post your best troll pics please!

>>39731267
ye cannot get troll

>>39731275
Why's that?

>>39731226
The gremlin smartphones are actively listening to you so they can sell the information to movie makers and ad companies

>>39731309
a troll is a living creature

>>39731267
I want to get trolled by a troll

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>>39730928
Ask my Bicorn-waifu if our new friendo can come visit - I think there's a vacancy 10:15-10:45 on Thursday.

>>39731340
I'm going have an awkward and clumsy first date with that old troll lady I've known since I was a kid. And Im going to kiss her!

>>39731328
Yes, that's what I'm looking for. Lovely trolls to garden with

>>39731340
Lovely troll! I wanna hug and kiss her

Thank you for posting, fren!

>>39731389
>dumb Heckhund thinking an Anon would be alone in a public Marketplace without having a waifu already
>not detecting a hands-off waifu mana
She had to have realised the situation before she got paw-sy, right?

>>39731267

>>39731436
>Smug PlayHorse pulls out her pocket-diary and asks the Heckhund for her deets, and does she have any Sisters?
>Brash athletic Heckhund starts to stammer and spill sketti all over the market cobblestones

>>39731207
>*Life in drag is death
Quote: 41% of pre-Alps

>>39730928
Panic and run

>>39730928
>Huh? Oh, uh, hi!

I would like to visit the sexual harassment panda.

>>39731436
>an Anon would be alone in a public Marketplace without having a waifu already
Mana markers.
Duh.

>>39731595
Mmmm…
Abs

>>39730784

>>39731610
slut

>>39731618

what a hideous thread

>>39731633
I'd be less hideous if you posted pics of wholesome trolls

>>39731623
They're the ones walking around with their abs out and anon is the slut?

Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

I like abs attached to friendly girls.

>>39731623
This one literally has one of her tits out. I don't care if there's a scar over the nipple, you can still make it out.

>>39731668
If wouldn't be if she washed it occasionally.

>>39730928
>alpha stud
what did she mean by this?

Would you faggots stop posting shit tier art like >>39731618 or >>39731628

>>39731704
It means you will be giving her puppies, that's what.

>>39731595
And the second line was that a 'single' Anon didnt have a 'stop' mana marker should have been an obvious sign of the situation.
>thats how Bicorns roll
>Anon husbando is marked positive not negative mana to other Mamono playthings
Dum doggo got played

>>39731722
You mean like from a pet store? That sounds expensive.

>>39731727
Because it's not hands-off if it matches their species.
Quite the opposite.

>>39731739
Nah, they won't be pedigreed, they'll be backalley mutts
>the Market has lots of backalleys ofc

>>39731739
Oh, they're free. But you gotta EARN them.

holy shit, so many (You)s, I gotta put burning dogs in my top10 for this

>>39731668
>Guys only want one thing
Immature and (monogamously)slutty monster girl loli girlfriends or daughterwives?

>>39731722
god I wish

Okay guys what is better?
>Momsters
>Auntsters

You can pick only one.

>>39731760
Neither. I don't like that form of incest

>>39731760
The one with the least pseudo-incest crap attached.
So, auntsters. They're more fun anyway.

>>39731760
momsters finding their anon balls deep in their auntsters

>>39731760
very tough decision, being raised into a perfect husband or getting to play alot with auntie
>>39731770
>that form of incest

>>39731743
You're confusing 'type-preference' markers with 'property-of' markers put on by waifus.
>a single Anon might have a 'HHund' preference marker and no 'husband-of' marker, but she should have realised the odds of that in the middle of a busy Market where there are presumably other HHunds would be low that another Hund hadn't grabbed Anon on the way there.
>so, no 'hands-off' ownership mana-marker, and possibly even a marker hinting this 'single' Anon is a stud = Bicorn attraction mana marker.

>>39731760
auntster
wanna have a auntster that acts smug and flirty but crumble into a blushing mess when you show her love and affection

>>39731812
>Auntster not so tough after nephew flirts back

>>39731760
Neither because I don't have those kinds of issues

>>39731760
I agree with >>39731770, so if forced to pick, I'd go "kewl wine-Auntsters" because often 'Aunt' is just shorthand for Mom's longtime BFF with no blood ties, or at least she could be a sister-in-law that married Mom's pre-DL brother.

>>39731267

>>39730928
Take the compliment and thank her.

>>39731779
Smoke-Aunts probably aren't actually related to Anon, they've just been part of the family for a very long time, so it's not-real incesting.

>>39731685
If she washes it, the steam fogs out the whole house.

Lemme propose to you this idea.

Black harpy metal band

>>39731844
>sister-in-law that married Mom's pre-DL brother.
So what happened to male monsters at the DL change-over, especially if they were already paired to a female monster?
Disappeared in a puff of plot-smoke?
(sad for the widowed mamono)
Turned female and left their partner?
(sad again for both)
Became those old lezzo mamono-couples?
(altho KC says theres no dyke mamonos)
Even the 'mindwipe so they forgot they were ever married' cop-out seems a bit out of character for a DL that wants to encourage marital fidelity over everything else.

>>39731883
That's like half the fun of having a "fire type" waifu.
Every bath is a hot tub with them around.
Half-related, KC mentioned there's Lava Golems in some snow regions where volcanics occur, with it having the effect that they're much more laid back than usual.

I can never lose to foxes because I already lost hard to minotaurs
Huffing fluff is not as good as scratching the base of big horns

>>39731964
Whoops, meant to reply to >>39731909

>>39731961
Turned into incubi, close enough to human that no one can tell the difference.

>>39731913
oh no cringe

>>39731976
Why cringe?

>>39731913
BHMB
>takes 3 steps onto stage
>forgets the lyrics and how to play chords
>just howls random words and thrashes instruments
Black Harpy Punk Band
>just needs some safety-pins and trashbag outfits

>>39731971
>Big and muscular
>Martial prowess
>Expert axe wielder
Minos make lizardmen and jinkos seethe because they can maintain their warrior form despite doing nothing but eating, sleeping, and breeding

>>39731267

>>39731913
Thunderbirds must be scared that they'll steal their thunder.

>>39732001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zows_Bbd2MM

>>39732008
You're thinking of Harpy metal band, not the black harpy one

>>39731975
Okay.
So the Auntsters are Mom's unmarried sisters or sisters-in-law of Anon's incubus Dadster... but Incubii and Mamonos can't have sons yet, so Anon must be adopted... so there's no blood-ties either way... so, yeah, its still less creepy to fuck the Auntster.

>>39732030
they truly are the best
and the sleep cuddles are the cutest thing
I want to gently stroke a sleeping mino's face while she holds me in her spine-crushing arms

>>39732047
She's cute. I've really come to appreciate big, tall girls recently.

>>39732047
Just be sure to give her lots of kisses when you're in that death grip cuddle hug. That's all you gotta do. She'll take care of the rest

threadly reminder that i love my wife!

>>39732062
BIG

>>39732072
She loves me too!

Could one of you ladies tell me where the dog god is?

>>39732073
I thought her hair was her hands from the thumbnail.

Alright I'm thinking it's mino time instead.

Post your best mino pics please!

>>39732072
threadly reminder that I and lots of other mamonos love my wife

>>39732080
wow alice, i didn't know you browsed 4chan.

Learn to love the mushroom.

>>39732091
Another Anon already posted the best one >>39731971 so here's another.

>>39732091
I love minos
this is because they are the best

>>39732136
But I already love Sticky Mushrooms.

>>39732163
>>39732171
All mino pics are best pics. Thanks frens!

Any other favorites you're willing to share?

>>39732202

>>39732136
Just as long as it doesn't do the Baltan laugh

>>39732206
Very good stuff! Thank you!

>>39732240
they come in many shapes, but minos are always BIG and perfect

>>39732249
Brown haired minos are my weakness

marry foxes

>>39732249
>giving your mino massages as an excuse to feel up her perfect form

still kicking over here, just decided to do a little pose for the jabber wife
Caroline
still very work in progess
https://imgur.com/U7zZQjf

>>39732307
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>39732292
you dont understand anon.
its not a choice, when the fox decides she wants to marry you, you will be getting married one way or another.

>>39732093
>Be Unicorn, one of twins, with inseperable sisterly bonds
>A twist of fate: one sister is away when random Anon falls through the Portal at her hooves
>An even better twist: this stunned Anon has the rare 'horsepussy' preference mana over him
>A life of chaste boring purity instantly turns to uncontrolled lusting
>By the time the Sister returns, her twin Unicorn is already insta-married and oozing three loads of Anon cum under her torn skirt
>Sister tries to be happy for her, fakes a big congratulation smile, hugs them both warmly
>They all go back to their previously shared Barn-house
>But now they're no longer inseperable, waifu-Unicorn is often in her bedroom with the door closed, but she can't avoid hearing all the sounds, or walking in on them fucking in the kitchen, on the sofa, in the bathroom, basically everywhere all the time
>A slow depression sets in, loss of interest, loss of appetite, eventually she packs her saddlebags and slips away one night
>She figures they're too busy fucking to even notice, let alone care
>But waifu-twin does notice the next morning, and she does care
>At first she calms her worries by looking on the up-side, no more having to close the bedroom door, no more reason not to just stay naked and fuck all over the house
>But soon the depression starts anew, a loss of interest and loss of appetite, even for fucking
>She needs her twin sister back
>Okay, she can go and find her sister, it won't be hard to find another unicorn, but then the original problem will start again...
>So she makes Anon's favorite dinner, chills the best ale from the Inn, puts on her sleekest outfit, then afterwards as they're snuggling on the big sofa:
>"Anon, honey... uh, I know we have a lot of fun now it's just you and me here, but maybe I'm being a little too selfish... Have you ever thought that maybe it would be more fair if we shared the fun we have...?"
>
>And after the Sister returns eventually changes happen
>Anon tries to be scrupulously fair, dividing his time between both waifus as their hides gradually turn from gleaming white, to a platinum, then silver-grey, then darker
>Now there is one Anon and his two Bicorn-waifus
>And eventually both waifus begin to feel a natural concern that surely Anon just having two waifus isn't enough Mana for such a mighty Incubus.
>So together they make Anon's favorite dinner, etc etc...
.
[I wanted to try a Bicorn greentext that didnt involve anybody NTRing anyone else but still be canon Bicorn]

>>39732358
I liked it anon!

>>39731809
Heckhound should have realized she was stepping into a meme trap.

is the joke that he was afraid she was going to eat him?

>>39732434
>>39732358
>>39732093
I wanna see a little comic where a bicorn invites a sandworm over for her husband and she becomes his wife as well

>>39732434
Bicorn's gonna put the collar on the Hellhound, then walk her into the bedroom and make her assume the position.

>>39732495
She uses a lot of tongue in the other photos

>>39732358
Just seems sad.
I respect the Siths more than any monster who doesn’t respect herself enough to keep her husband to herself.

Would consecrating my home protect me from hellhounds? I like my pelvis intact.

>>39732498
That's going to be physically difficult - either the Sandworm has to agree to let Anon out regularly to keep sharing, or its going to get pretty cramped with everybody in there.

>>39732535
>Woah, tingly.
>Anyway-

>>39732358
Well, with 2 busy waifus, they're probably going to need a Maido and then a Nanny for all the Daughterfu-Fillies.
>a Kiki
>A Mino wet-nurse
>then a Haku Governess?

>>39732535
If by 'consecrate' you mean have a Guardian Angel hang around the place, maybe your pelvis would only get lightly bruised.

is it just me or is there monster girls impossible for harems.

>>39732612
hmm? Can you reword that, I cant understand you otherwise

>>39732612
Only Unicorn because of the mechanics. Shirohebi are possible, just difficult.

>>39732627
species of monster girl too individually obsessed with monstergirls.

>>39732547
>difficult
That's why I wanna see it. I think it'd be humorous.
>husband is adamant about a sandworm wife
>bicorn pleads with him for any other girl
> he doesn't let up
>she relents
>shenanigans ensue with her trying to court a sandworm
>even more shenanigans with the new sandworm wife

>>39732532
>I respect the Siths
Nope. Nope-nopedy-nope-nope.
.
We know from KC canon that Unis become Bics by their Anon fucking other mamonos and giving them tainted mana, so I can't think of any un-sad reasons why any Unicorn would want to start sharing her Anon with others, and at least this way at least she's lovingly sharing her good fortune with her twin, not just picking up random Hellhounds down at the Markets.

Every man needs a Kikimora who can give him a standing blowjob.

>>39732721
What about a cute, helpful little Kobold maid?

>>39732721
I would prefer one capable of standing breastfeeding.

>>39732721
this>>39732733
I'd much rather prefer that

>>39732612
Probably girls that can't physically share - sandworms, mimics, jar-djinns, Cursed Armor, etc where Anon gets locked inside them.
Most others its just pride, or mana control issues, so sufficiently strong desire by a horny Anon, or strong Bicorn or Nuri mana could eventually overcome resistance.
Parasite-slimes or mixes of other Slimes like Queens where everybody would all just get absorbed and smooshed together all turning to a mix of purple-brown shit-slime.
And incompatible groupings like land-mamonos trying to add sea-creatures to the harem long-term without half drying out or the other half drowning or getting stuck in a deep-sea bubble.
Doppels - if Anon is a Harem-guy he probably doesnt have a 'desired 3d' for her to copy

>>39731267

>>39732771
got the full pic?

>>39731267
I'm so glad that this guy took my commission back in the day, I will always be grateful to this artist

>>39732779
https://imgbox.com/NA0rQark

>>39732628
Unicorns can be in a harem, and they seem to start a lot of them, they just dont do it as Unicorns.
See >>39732093 and all the related posts.

>>39732785
i wanna stick my nose in the troll hole

>>39732771
>>39732783
Love them trolls! Wholesome yet unintentionally lewd

>>39731267
I forgot to post one too.
>>39732787
>they just dont do it as Unicorns.
That's what I was implying.

>>39732761
A Cursed Armor can harem as long as the other girl is a Cursed Sword, and maybe add a Centaur for them all to ride.
>like a matched set

>>39732797
Warrior troll, now that is truly frightening

>>39732733
>>39732746
So get two Kikimoras and do both.

>>39732817
With those tiny hands? She's clearly an Amazon that has her horn, wing and tail hidden behind her at the moment.

>>39732817
I wouldn't bother resisting or running, I'd just submit to her on the spot.

>>39732797
Actually theoretically could a Unicorn join a harem and stay white?
E.g. Anons greentext >>39732358
If instead of just going and bringing her sister straight home, it turned into a long Quest to find her, with Anon having to build a harem along the way of course, like all H-Quests.
So by the time she finds her sister, the first Twin is already a full Bicorn, does her sister becoming one of the harem turn her black too, or is only the 1st-waifu receiving the corrupted black mana from them all?

>>39732817
Comment on her hands and feet to fluster her
Then shove your face into the armpit once she's wide open

>>39732797
I wonder if she's happy or ashamed of having such small hands for a Troll

>>39732761
>living armor
Don't they have a "spirit" body? Could just use that without the armor going in the way. Multiple living armors could maybe merge into each other and could represent different parts of the armor or something like that.
>sandworm
As long as the worm is big enough and the other girls are not one of the bulkier ones it could work. Though getting into a situation where this can happen would be extremely unlikely, unless you explicitly want I guess. Multi-sandworm harem could work if the other ones are permantly in their small form (maybe they rotate who gets to be the big one) or they could merge so that there are multiple "tongues" inside one worm. "siamese" (not literally ofc) sandworm?

>>39733011
I think indifferent because small and delicate hands don't suit a warrior, and they're not small by standards of Amazons. She probably doesn't compare herself to other Trolls.

>>39732692
Yes.
Like I said, zero respect.

>have overprotective hellhound wife
>tends to overreact a lot
>grooms me herself after I accidently cut myself while shaving
>tripped on the stairs once so she now princess carries me down them
>got sick from accidently drinking spoiled milk
>she now makes sure I get it fresh from the tap

>>39733185
Honestly though, why waste money on milk if you've got a perfectly good source onhand?

How to fix the Humpty Egg?

https://twitter.com/koyanmonaka/status/1521896209945817088
Guy buys a loli fox slave

>>39733257
>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.

>>39733265
Wait, what the hell?

>>39733257
>>39733265
Yeah tw*tter's been more of a shitter than usual lately.
https://files.catbox.moe/6qgw5i.jpg

>>39733265
You should know to use Nitter by now.

>>39733277
Nitter can't see those ones either.

>>39733293
Dunno what instance you're using, but werks to me.
https://nitter.eu/koyanmonaka/status/1521896209945817088

>>39733277
NITTER DOESN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT NIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Could there be monsters who travel to alternate universe versions of MGE?

>>39733320
It doesn't work like what?
https://files.catbox.moe/peej34.png

>>39733284
Back to the kitchen, roundears.

>>39733352
Oh shit maybe they changed it, couldn't get this fucking nonsense to work for the life of me back when this retarded nonsense first happened.

what weird you out the most about mge?

>>39733487
The prospect of my own happiness.

>>39732495
I think he's trying to avoid getting locked into a 2 hour lamia kissing session. the fucking coward

>>39733552
Two a day is plenty enough, any more and nothing will get done.

>>39733554
>Two a day is plenty enough
This is domestic abuse.

>>39733563
t. lamia

>>39733487
That it isn't real.

If you want to troll and mess around monstergirls and see their reactions for reaction clip and fail compilations for fun and profit. Just remind the Fallen Goddess aligned mamono or any Pandemonium aligned monstergirls that they failed to conquer and invade The High Elf Island Continent and corrupt their High Queen. Remind Fallen Goddess aligned monstergirls that one of their strongest succubi lost to an elven prince because she threatened his now High queen girlfriend. And see their salty and seething reactions and them wondering why can't high elves have fun with them.

Now lets talk about what two monsters can go together like water on rice as in having two wives and why is it this one

>>39733487
Lack of widows with daughters. I'm a oyakodon lover, see, but this causes an impossible paradox in MGE as fate would trump over me since there is always a happy ending. In turn the fact the widow will be happily married to the end of her lifespan means there will be no widow monster girl with a daughter to me.
Quite the conundrum. Then I drowned my desires on Bogies.

>>39733636
there is a way, impregnate wife after first kid, somehow go off and die then get reborn again through your wife and your daughter is now your sis and before you hate me, its one of the only ways I can see it happening

>>39730784
Vampire fight!

>>39733636
>>39733659
Could be also by a human couple that broke up or something and the wife and daughter monsterize.
We know before the fall of Lecastie the nobility didn't care much about their descendants aside using them for increasing their personal power however little. Imagine how many marriages were made for politics before this happened and broke apart after.

>>39733691
also but by the time you get there, most would already be snatched up in all reality and it would be slim pickings

>>39733691
Man, no wonder the monstergirl hordes actually got together for a crusade against them. Must have just ate at them knowing such a terrible system existed when they could do something about it if they just gathered in sufficient numbers.

>>39733342
>Joint Human and Monstergirl teams from MGE proper travel to the Monstergirl EncyclopediaxWarhammer Fantasy AU setting where Warhammer Fantasy is mixed with MGE with all the demons and monsters are sexy and cute Victoria's Secret Models that want to love mortal boys and men

>>39733677
Garbage art

>>39733710
>40k but Chaos is monstergirls

>>39733710
>>39733745
Shut the fuck up Warhammer autists.

>>39733706
IIRC months ago, a few days before Bogie's reveal KC did some tweets about how Tanukis(?) spread to the monster girls' media how fucked up Lecastie was and how the king and men were essentially manipulated around forced to work on horrible conditions which led to more of them gathering to the cause.
Druella still screwed them inside out via the Fallen Maidens, but there were a number of monster girls ready to storm in to save them.

>>39733749
mad

>>39733745
>>39733710
I wish but that well has been poisoned.

>>39733765
You have a board for your faggotry and it's not this one.

>>39733766
The edgelords couldn't even go full edge over it, since killing them would just send them back to the warp to come back again later.

>>39733760
Those were Ratas not nukis.

>>39733771
>>39733766
dont respond to the faggot, hes just looking to get a rise out of ya

>>39733778
I admittedly don't remember properly.

>>39733766
We all know that's just a polite way of saying "we have an autistic faggot that would implode the thread if we did."

>>39733804
>implying warhammer posters haven't been one of the biggest sources of cancer in this thread's history
Nigger do you not remember when /tg/ had their threads up and how every time you had dummies crawling over here to post wildly inaccurate shit about MGE to justify their retarded torture porn fetish?

thinkin about my wifey's jubbies.

post monsters

>>39731684
You're a faggot and a snitch.

>>39733804
Its less that and more that the last time I tried to get it going, there was fun times, we had some talk about elves...and then some guy popped in to talk about Dragon girls and their elf guy husbands.

Because THAT is what a monster girl thread wants to discuss.
I mean, a Succubutt Dragon Knight and her wyvern best friend as a combo for a guy would be a fanstatic idea.

>>39733804
If it takes autistic faggots to keep warhammerniggers out of the thread so be it.

Can a cursed sword wield another cursed sword?

>>39733827
g2b reddit

>>39733804
The guy has been completely losing his shit the past few weeks.

>>39733804
>>39733879
Replying to yourself is bad form, anon.

>>39733804
>implying that any warhammer crossover would be anything other than shitty murder porn for edgelords

>>39733872
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO POST OFF TOPIC
post monster girls

>>39733842
>and then some guy popped in to talk about Dragon girls and their elf guy husbands
lolwut

>>39733911 here's my beautiful wife.

>>39733879
>only past few weeks
It's been a lot longer.

>>39733911
Shitty memes are not on-topic. You just want to post rage comics with enough plausible deniability so people don't call you retarded on sight.

Geez, I would have posted an elf but then tg fags with their WHshit and random, unfunny and unoriginal elf mary sues headcanon had to piss in the well and I am no longer in the mood.

>>39733918
Because the elves in Warhammer do have Dragons they use as mounts for nobles.
Except instead of Talking about some High elf noble and her Dragon 'mount' inviting a guy for some 'tactical discussions' after chasing off some orc girls he talked about dragons and their elf husbands.
put an end to that topic that day quite readily.

>>39733863
Can a cursed sword wear cursed armor while wielding a cursed sword?

>>39733895
He knows what he's doing, anon. Just ignore the

>>39733911

>>39733939
Not my problem

>>39733944
can a cursed sword wear cursed armor while wielding a cursed sword on a centaur that is wearing cursed armor

>>39733895
He knows what he's doing as you can see now. Just ignore the idiot and hope he goes back to where he came from when he gets bored.

>>39733804
>post verified in ten minutes flat
lol
lmao even

How big is too big?

>>39733962
That's a good tail.
Would fluff.

>>39733962
>gacha
Shoo, shoo.

>>39733827
Meido please do your magic

>>39733962
Not enough fluff. It's just a big tube.

>>39733974
hmm, something's wrong with my dog

>>39733977
You can appreciate the girls without actually playing the game.

>>39734004
I'm telling you to shoo cause you only show up when some other tard is shitposting.

>>39733939
>>39733951
No one is stopping anyone from posting elf girls. Here, have a pic that I requested in a drawthreaf of a cutey elf spec ops girl saving and princess carrying a boy VIP.

>>39734004
What's even the point of a lizard tail when there is no fluff

Putting money on another raid. Probably /tg/fags still butthurt they got kicked out.

>>39734025
take your meds

>>39734011
take your meds

Looks like that's a yes. Post your favorite LN art, anons. This guy gets really mad when people enjoy comfy monster girls.

>>39734032
>>39734035
Is this the old school hivemind?

>>39734051
No, it's one autistic anon resetting his IP so he can post faster. Probably uses it to samefag when he wants to pretend his view is more valid.

>>39734044
>How will Anon escape this situation with his virginity?
>Will his times the hardest to rape man in MGC finally end?
>Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!

>>39734059
Question is, who is it? The Warhammer poster. Or our resident Gatekeeper who may or may not be a schizo when someone dares mention anything vaguely resembling or sounding like it came from Warhammer?

>>39734059
Incorrect, I was the first one to tell you to take your meds.

>>39734052
That kot daugher has big ears.

>>39734079
>The Warhammer poster
Likely this guy, reminds me of someone from a couple years ago. Likely not even a Warhammer autist, just someone who knows a good way to rile people up.

>>39734079
They are the same person. If you stop biting one bait he starts antagonizing others. It's exactly what he did.

>>39734086
All the better for pinpointing the location of her future husband as soon as possible

>>39734082
Whatever you say, anon. Hopefully you don't damage your router cables too much unpluging it over and over again.

>>39734093
Imagine post ids for a week.

>>39734097
Also for ambushing Papa Anon when he gets home from work.
Hugs are best given when he's surprised.

>>39734075
>>39734086

>>39733943
Don’t forget the faggot started having a shitfit and kept trying to force his shit into to the thread and telling kys to the people who kept calling him a fag

>>39734107
Post IDs are useless honestly, just reset your IP every post and it doesn't really work. It's why you're better off noticing posting patterns.

>>39734059
>>39734102
>resetting router and regaining connection then making another post all within 20 seconds
I think you might be retarded

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread (anymore than it currently is I guess).

Instead, Ryus, why don't they demand tribute and get so flustered when it is given?
Truly dragons are mysterious creatures.

>>39734128
>having slow internet
Anon..........

I want to serve as a throne to an exceptionally tall and thicc lilim.

Show me your waifu's cheeky face (if you don't mind).

>>39734137
Internet takes a minute to come back up after you pull the plug dude.

Well since that's finally over let's talk about something fun like Kunoichi clans. How do you tell the difference? Do they all just wear different colors or do they each have a signature personality/quirk?

>>39734144
I don't yet have a waifu but Bern is very cute
how 3 make waifu

>>39734168
I think that's just a you issue, anon. Usually takes me less than that when I have to reset my router since family uses a stream box. Only takes over a minute to reconnect when the whole service goes out for maintenance or something.

>>39733863
>Cursed Sword dual wielding swords
>One is her own, the other a cursed sword yet to parasitize someone
>The villages she has cut down create a clear path
>The sword is guiding her toward female heroes one by one, so she may find it a host they both deem worthy
>Then they will hunt a man together

>>39734201
That's been my experience through multiple different providers. It always takes time to come back.

>>39733939
Good.

>>39734201
Would it take you about 20 seconds for that?

>>39734186
They all have some sort of icon somewhere that you can identify their clan by.
Do not ask one Kunoichi if she is from a clan she is clearly not part of, your pelvis cannot handle it.

>>39733962
That's pathetic. Shameful, even.

>>39734240
B-Bigger isn't fluffier

>>39734221
>>39734234
Could be mobilefagging, pretty easy to spoof an IP that way.

>>39734258
Are you really gonna look at those tails and tell me they aren't fluffy as hell?

>>39734044

>>39734235
>make a mistake when guessing which clan your Kunoichi friend belongs to
>pulls her pants down and shakes her ass in your face
>turns out it has her clan insignia tattoo'd right on
>also acts as a pleasure rune

>>39734308
>>make a mistake when guessing which clan your Kunoichi friend belongs to
Pretty sure that's the biggest asshole move you could do to a ninja IRL. There is no way this wouldn't end with her not raping you senseless

>>39734113

>>39734144

>>39734319
All according to plan...
Her fault for not making the first move.

>>39734326

>Warhammer Fantasy talk above yet again

Just as final mention about but I will still agree with the idea and notion of Brettonia being Lescatie. Because you get Chivalrous French Succ Knights and equally sexy Wood Elf neighbors to boot! And I like to think any Former Grail Knights (Former Heroes) now turned to fellow mamono lovers can become bros who are no longer glory hound knights that look down upon peasants. And can be good friends with you talking greatly about monstergirls.

>>39734336
A lot of Ninja/Kunoichi weapons are just common tools improvised as weapons, this means that as well as being trained assassins, Kunoichi are also very skilled gardeners and farmers!

>>39734326
>>39734345
cat

>>39734352
You're annoying.

>>39734353
>Oh, neat, what plants do you grow in your spare time?
>I... uh...
>Is everything allright?
>I.... I just stab people with these

>>39734353
>>39734366
>Kunoichi going to a gardening club ran by a Troll

pussies and penises will lock in sexual combat in a battlefield known as your bed, and the war of violent bare-back babymakng will be glorious!

>>39734398
my ancestors are smiling are smiling at me

To brush the mofu, or to ruffle the mofu?

>>39734433
I accidentally my words

>>39734186
>>39734235
>>39734366
These are the following that appropriately deters Kunoichis and make them frustrated:

1. UAV Recons, that can reveal their positions

2. Awareness Perks that help listen and hear enemy footsteps much clearer and giving you bonus perception

3. And lastly, Heartbeat Sensors. Many a Kunoichis plans and ambushes are foiled and ruined because anons have Heartbeat Sensors equipped

Hey guys I’m writing a monster girl story about boxing. Which type of girls would be good boxers?

If this post gets enough (you)s then I’ll post the synopsis.

>>39733962
no such thing

>>39734519
Titty speedbags?

>>39734519
Salamanders easily

>>39734519
Please don't post offtopic images

>>39734519
Salamander, Ogre

the jabber pussy is calling out to me....

>>39734519
A Jinko versus a monster hating Orderite

>I am afraid it's been... nine years.

>>39734646
>fall into a coma right as the portals open
>wake up nine years later after all the crazy shit has already happened
I would be livid.

>>39734665
If I get a lilim wife out of it I'll take it.

>>39734646
Would you prefer to wake up to monsters or Samurai Jack'd into a future with them?

>>39734679
Is there a third option where I'm around for when they arrive?

>>39734665
>wake up nine years later after all the crazy shit has already happened
>I would be livid.
I think I would prefer waking up after so things will be more stabilized after 9 years.

>>39734646
>>39734665
>falls into coma with a childhood friend monster
>wake up and she is BEEG, like each tit bigger than your head now.

>>39734685
You kidding? I would absolutely love the chaos of monstergirls forcing themselves into our world. It would make for great entertainment on top of the building hope of getting my soulmate.

>>39734519
so are you actually going to post it?

>>39734023
Her smooth, shiny scales, duh.

>>39730784
Imagine, you are Isekai'd to the MGE setting. But the way you are Isekai'd is exactly like the intro/opening of Half Life 2. Complete with The G-Man or a similar being like him telling you rise and shine, right boy in the wrong place and to smell the ashes. What do you do?

>>39734754
Get raped, probably

>>39734665
>>39734672
>lilim senses that her destined mate lies behind the portal and immediately rushes in
>due to some accident combined with adverse reaction to mana or something Anon falls into coma
>she tries all sorts of things but he doesn't seem to wake up
>for 9 years every day she spends by his side waiting for any sign of him waking up
would be kinda romantic

Is it weird for a Kobold to walk your dog while you walk her?

>>39734646
And suddenly, it's The Dead Zone

>>39734646
>Wait, you mean the portals finally opened?
>What portals?

>>39734807
and then anon woke up

>>39734575
>>39734630
>>39734727
ITA thanks for the replies. Looks like salamander is the consensus so I’ll go with that girl.

Synopsis is MC grew up in an orphanage raised by nuns. One such nun is a old blind manticore named “Sister Jeane”. She was a big boxing fan who always listened to fights on the radio with MC when he was a little boy. His dream was to be a champion boxer, except he is too poor to hire a coach, so he fights in underground tournaments for money. One day he sees a young boy getting mugged by some monster girls. He saves the boy but ends up getting his ass kicked and going to the hospital. They boys family is there and as thanks for saving their son, they give him free tickets to the world heavyweight championship fight. When MC shows up, who else is in the ring but the girl who mugged that boy. She recognizes MC and challenges him to a fight in the ring. 1 round. MC gets his ass kicked again but it’s not a TKO. He makes it to the bell. He challenges her to a rematch in 1 year for the belt. She agrees. MC returns to the orphanage to tell sister Jeanne, but she reveals herself to be a former world champion boxer, and agrees to train him.

Your twin wyvern wives have a surprise for you

>>39734900
Those don't look like wyverns

>>39734235
This kunoichi is too cute, I can't take it, I want to cuddle with her.

>>39734910
Because they're not, they're wyverians

>>39734935
who

>>39734900
Did she make that egg? That's kinda impressive, honestly.

>>39734900
Why is that egg wet? Where did it come from?

>>39734900
>>39734962
She's gonna need lots of rest and pampering after that one. Gotta prepare for the next.

>>39734865
so does it end where your synopsis ends or does it keep going?

>>39734366
Wow these spring onions are amazing!

>>39734366
I don't know what I want to do more - to tease her further or to comfort her. Damn kunoichis making me feel all confused.

>>39734989
No it keeps going, but I didn’t want to spoil the ending. What did you think? Would read or no? Do you want to know what happens?

>>39734865
>monstergirls mugging a boy
>monstergirls kicking the shit out of a boy

>>39734665
>USA president is now a Kikimora who got elected by promising to "clean-up" American politics
>The only ongoing war is in Antarctica where shoggoths unlawfully claimed the land
>The economy is going well but most necessities including housing are now dirt cheap if not free
>All the popular video games feature copious amounts of lewd monster girls
>The current N°1 show is an martial arts drama about a man and a salamander on a quest to defeat an evil jinko
>The internet is too big of a mess to even describe

>>39735057
I guess I would probably read it since I like both Ashita no joe and Salamanders

>>39734665
>Where am I?
>Who is this bossy goat?
>Who's the manager of this place?
>I'm so confused.

>>39735073
>The current N°1 show is an martial arts drama about a man and a salamander on a quest to defeat an evil jinko
would watch

>>39735073
I'd definitely want to be there for the great internet shitstorm upon initial monstergirl arrival.

>>39735088
I would definitely be checking out certain places that shall not be named to see how they react to actual mamono. Even though it might give me a brain cancer.

Drawing the first loli oc requested, please gib refs

>>39735088
Imagine how scared everyone would be of monsters at first, but then you have a madlad posting a video of him casually walking up to a lamia and asking her to drain his balls and bite his cock.
This would inspire many copycats, including the legendary clip where a man slaps a wurm's ass and tries to run away.

>>39735156

>Dragonriding wizards
I wanna see a dragon SEETHE about them and how she keeps getting shown up by the scrawny pencilneck on her back

>>39735161
its gonna be nsfw, let me know if thats not okay

>>39735156
loli troll cooking for anon

>>39735161
>>39735164
???

>>39735164
draw her sfw please

>>39735214
I'm only doing nsfw right now, so someone else give me their loli oc

>>39735219

>>39735163
>she decides to go all out
>dumps him off far away from the battlefield and tells him to wait there while she "takes care of business"
>flies into enemy backlines, torches trebuchets and steamrolls through platoons of infantry
>glances at scrawny husband to see the dumb look on his face when he sees how much ass she's kicking
>he just finished an elaborate channel spell to call down a meteor on the enemy fort
>"Thanks for the distraction babe, good thinking"
>over their unnaturally long lives, the wizard gets dozens of books written about him
>dragon is constantly relegated to footnotes
>astronomical levels of seethe when she stares at the library's worth of literature on her husband
>It's all worth it when he surprises her with her own biography for her birthday, carefully detailing how she was pivotal to his success in every fight
>hardly remembers most of the "incredible feats" he performed, but remembers each arrow she blocked for him like it was yesterday

>>39735219
Then defile some of those Nav zombies or ghouls