/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gatorade with your cupcake? Geez anon.

who else loves Ferrero Rochers?

>>3970501
I realized it was a bad idea upon drinking, yeah.

Still Christmas eve here.

For some reason, my camera doesn't want me to take pictures.

I wish I had something swirly to eat with Natsumi.

I'm waifuless at the moment, so I had a bro christmas

Gourmet truffles and a delicious cheesecake. Only the best for mai wonderful waifu.

>>3970508
You know, you can have Christmas dinner twice.

>>3970529
That looks amazing

Merry Christmas /jp/!

Had Christmas dinner with Miku. She liked her leek.

Post original content and some kind Anonymous will compile a 2009 jp roney Christmas compilation image.

>>3970541
It's the best quality camera I have...

>>3970529

Is that an hp pavilion? I have the same laptop.

>>3970571
I meant the cheesecake!

>>3970578

As does 70% of everybody else as well.

..yeah

>>3970586
Oh.

I thought you were being sarcastic about the bad quality of the photo.

Yeah, it was a pretty good cheesecake.

>>3970594
how much was it? the chocolate must've been a lot too

>>3970609
Godivas are lovely but not TOO expensive! I rarely have anything else. But I agree I don't even like cheesecake but it looks awesome.

>>3970609
About $6. I bought it at a local grocery store that sells all kinds of cakes and pastries.

The chocolates were $15, but I plan to give them to my mother.

>>3970634
nice i keep seeing the image as your entire screen so the cake looks fucking huge so I thought it must've been expensive.

Merry Christmas /jp/ !

Shitty borrowed camera.

...

oh god, this is truly a sad sight to behold.

>>3970658
Take it as a tongue-in-cheek tradition, dear anon.

And uh, get out, you don't belong here heathen, etc etc and all that.

>>3970495
Too lazy to take a pic but..............microwaved leftover pizza and coffee. On my 12th cup of it right now.

Merry Xmas Guys

>>3970513
gyafu

I honestly feel bad being in here right now... I think of /jp/ as my friends, and it's not a very nice feeling to see friends being so lonely when I have dinner with my family to look forward to in about 18 hours...

>>3970674
You forgot your trip, Mugen.

>>3970679
Well, I DID forget my trip, but I'm not Mugen. Depression is bad for grammar; sorry about the ellipses.

>>3970674
I would have preferred browsing /jp/ over dinner with family. I can't stand that fake bullshit.

>>3970666
I giggled.

>>3970674
I actually took my photo after getting back from the yearly family get-together. Don't feel too bad!

>>3970674
Lots of us still live with our parents so we'll be with our family anyway.

>>3970658
Keeping the tradition alive.

Last year I celebrated Xmas with my waifu Sasami (see pic) . This year it’s with Miku (see above).

>>3970712

You're lying. Hold up a piece of paper saying "King of GETs is a faggot", and I'll believe you.

>>3970712

Someone should make a new one of those for this year

I thought OP's drink of choice was methylene blue.

>It is, or was at one time, a common prank among college students in biomedical fields to spike someone's drink with methylene blue, thus creating amusement at the victim's expense when he reacts with alarm to his urine turning blue.

I have had Family dinner the last three nights and will have one today as well (Christmas day). The last thing I will ever do is cut myself off from my family. This is a must not do situation.

>>3970692
Silly anon, it's not fake if you enjoy yourself!
but lets not turn this thread into talking about family. Keep the holiday cheers comin', bros.

>>3970719
>urine turning blue
woah I want to do that.

Christmas isn't till tomorrow here..

>>3970760
I assume its Christmas Eve dinner, for most of us

Do people really think of this as a "game?"

Fucking kids.

>>3970768
He's referring to Musume to Gohan, ace.

>>3970768
I think he meant Musume to Gohan, the thing on the screen, bro.

Christmas dinner isn't till tomorrow silly!

...I'll post mine then.

>>3970717
You are a strange one sometimes Anonymous. But Anonymous delivers.

don't drink too much, or there won't be any room for sweets!

>>3970766
Yeah, probably.

Shitty photo. Pastry was good, though.

>>3970766
cooked my family their turkey and now they are passed out.

>>3970808
holy shit that looks elaborate. what is it?

In case you are wondering, I am, in fact, drinking wine out of a coffee mug. It's the only cup I have.

>>3970600
Glass bottled IBC Root Beer?!

Now THAT'S classy.

Repost from earlier.

...It terrible and sad that you all think of this as a joke.

>>3971181
Who said that?

>>3971181
what do you mean

Shitty camera was shitty and using a flash would break the picture. Also I don't know how she does it but eating a bucket of pudding is damn right impossible... and I'm not even mentioning the side effects.

>>3971191
>>3971205
Everyone here is just making these pictures (which is in and of itself pretty bad/normal), yet you all are doing it so light-heartrendingly that it loses all meaning the pictures have and even mocks those.

>>3971219
stop taking loving a 2D anime character so seriously.

>>3971221
Why? ;_;

>>3971219
Oh I'm sure more then a few of us are having the meals and pretending, or for that matter, trying to convince ourselves, that we're actually having dinner with the person on the other side of the screen that we hold near to out heart.

>>3971221
I love who I love, and it's a shame you all agree.

>>3971221
Stop NOT taking loving a 2D anime character seriously.

>>3971221
I love, but I also learn to laugh. at myself, even!

>>3971237
i read that spoilered bit in Zoidbergs voice

Merry Christmas /jp/

Love from England, Me and My Waifu

So ronery... I hate capitalism! ;_;

>>3970505
It seems we share the same waifu. I wish I had a camera so I could do one of these too.

>>3971248

Isn't it a bit early for scotch?

>>3971243
Good news, everyone! I've created a device that makes you hear my voice inside your own head!

>>3971284
fuck you Billy West and your voices that get stuck in your head.

>>3970718
I'll do it if no one else does. Be sure to post more ronery pics /jp/!

Fuck, I forgot to go shopping yesterday and now all of the grocery stores are closed. Guess I'll be having a turkey sandwich from a convenience store with my waifu tonight.

>>3971357
I went out to get dinner today since I have minimal food (same reason as you). The only place open was a shitty chinese takeaway that put ten fuckloads of shrimp in my pork fried noodles.

Best xmas dinner ever.

I'm still 12 hours away from my christmas dinner.

At least 12 hours away from Christmas dinner. Some kind of smoked Kentucky Ham for the main course.

>>3971382
Kentucky Fried Ham.

>>3971382
I'm making turkey breast with gravy, smoked ham, brussel sprouts, carrots, pees and potatoes.

>>3971154
>skittles on a gingerbread house

what?

>>3971397
I guess they were out of M&Ms?

>>3970495
I want to have a bucket of KFC with Obama.

>>3970495

i made some couscous.

>>3971417
How do people eat that stuff? It's so bland it makes anything you eat it with less flavourful.

My christmas so far has been fixing my mother's computer, everything went well.
May get some take out and eat with my wife later.

>>3970712
Anyone know where I can find this picture?

>>3971435
looks like saya

>>3971421
stop eating refined sugar and junk food. in a couple of weeks, everything that used to taste boring is suddenly exciting.

>>3971438
I mostly eat rice. I'm not a big junk food person.

I love couscous, also hummus.

I will get a christmas one this evening. For now here is one that I did last year

I never do this, because I don't have cake, and I can't afford one.
;_;

>>3971445
Shockingly, I also considered hummus to be awful stuff, but it tastes bad rather than being anti-flavourful. Chickpeas in general are horrible things, particularly when used as filler in a curry.

>>3971450
Make some mug brownie.

>>3971456
does that actually work?

>>3971450
Me neither, But I'll make it on my own one day!

Yes, quite well in fact.

It doesn't scale well though. Make multiples of it separately if you want to make more of it.

>>3971458
Taste.Like.Shit.

Thank you, I'll try.

>>3971463
You're doing something wrong then. It should taste like sugar and cocoa.

>>3971251
www

>>3971466
I substituted sugar with sweet&low.

>>3971481
that's bad for you man

>>3971481
There's your problem then. In something like this, the sugar isn't just a sweetener, it's an integral part of the structure ( and texture). It's like making caramel with sugar. Or custard without eggs. You can't do it.

>>3971481
Should have used splenda

>>3971496
Should have used sugar then taken an extra dose of insulin.

This is an incredibly pathetic thread.


/jp/ always makes me feel better about myself.

>>3971481
That's like substituting a handjob with a sledge hammer to the balls.

The thread turned into something else...

If you can't afford cake, then drink water, or what ever you got in your fridge.

>>3971510
Nonsense. Every thread on 4chan remains strictly true to the topic as put forth by the original poster.

My cat pissed on my floor, I didn't feel like dinner after that. ;_;

>>3971554

You better clean it up, otherwise your cat will keep pissing on that same spot.

>>3971569
It's been taken care of. I went through extreme measures to make sure I wouldn't smell that shit, too!

>>3971518
You can thank a certain filtered tripfag for that. Never mind that post more waifus /jp/.

Merry Christmas fagets.

>>3971631
What font is that?

>No Nene
>No Rinka
>No Manaka

I am disappoint.

>>3971631
That is a nice font.

>>3971631
>fagets

Learn how to spell.

>>3971653

Confirmed for mad.

>>3971631
Yeah it actually is a kind of cool font.

>>3971636

Sorry bro, I have no idea. I just felt obligated to remind you guys that these are cartoon characters.

>>3971657
lol

>>3971663
>implying we don't know
>implying we give a fuck

>>3971657
>>3971663
>>3971664
Hey look the kids woke up.
Merry Christmas children!

>>3971636
>>3971651
>>3971653
>>3971657
This is overdone, stale 4chan humor. At this point when you guys keep piling up like that it only makes it more apparent how it struck your feelings.

>>3971669

That's really sad man, like disgustingly sad. It makes me laugh though. Funny how that works.

>>3971671

>have a cartoon wife
>insult the maturity of others

>>3971673
>implying we give a fuck whether its sad or not

>>3971673
Broken record are we?
It's bed time, ARC.

>>3971631
>>3971657
>>3971663
>>3971673
>Hey, look at me. I'm trolling 4chan on Christmas, please give me attention.
>I'm so lonely. ;_;

Sad story, bro.

>>3971676

>implying I implied you gave a fuck
>implying that doesn't make it even more pathetic

>>3971680

You're here too bro. If I wanted attention I'd use a trip. You could also always ignore, you know? I mean you have your cartoon wife to spend christmas with.

>>3971675
That should be "has a waifu". You want present continuous tense, not simple present. Don't they teach you basic grammar in school anymore?

Well I don't have a camera so I'll just post a picture of my waifu.　We are having Christmas cookies.

>>3971685

You did imply that we would give a fuck because if you didn't you wouldn't be here trying to troll us with things we already know and accept.

Did you forget this is /jp/?

>>3971675
I don't have a "cartoon wife" sonny.
I was just wishing you kids a Merry Christmas. Now hurry check under your christmas tree, maybe Santa brought you something, you little rascal.

Get the fuck off /jp/ trollfag

>>3971700

First of all, if you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't be replying since I'm apparently trolling. Honestly I think you guys are trolling me, this shit is so fucking pathetic that it's surreal. That being said, don't change because coming here is a nice ego boost.

My cake lacks decoration...

>>3971711
>I'm apparently trolling
>coming here is an ego boost

>>3971701

>my face when you imply I'm a child

>>3971711
We asked about the font.

>>3971716

I'm sure she appreciates the cake even without decorations :3

>>3971716
That cake seems to look nice, doesn't it?

>>3971717
So you're a manchild then?
Isn't it sad?

Anyway, it was nice chatting with you guys. Enjoy your cupcakes and loneliness. Here's something sort of /jp/ related for your troubles.

>>3971736

>my face when your trolling is so entry level it makes me smile

God, I just woke up.

I got some crab legs in the freezer for tonight.

>>3971736
I suppose that's one way of putting it.

>>3971717
>>3971742
Go back to /a/ or /b/ or whatever with your my face bullshit.

Merry Christmas, weeabros.

Take it somewhere else guys.
This thread is for discussing cake, chicken, or some variation there of, and its delightful delectation in good company.

>>3971757
I'm having roast duck and turkey. I wish I had someone nearby to share it with, I'm sure there are some anons who are only having ramen noodles for christmas. I'm going to end up with a week's worth of left-overs.

>>3971758
Fuck you for making my mouth all watery.

Already posted, but this seems to be the thread to do it.

>>3971742
>>3971717
Get back to /sp/.

>>3971792
Awesome.

>>3971792
>this seems to be the thread to do it.
No it's not

>>3971211
She is athletic so she probably eats a lot.

also, thank you for that, I was just watching that EP and saw this.

Merry Christmas /jp/ Hope you have a better one than me.

>>3971792
While it's okay do to it with people who don't exist, doing that to someone who is alive is criminal. Get a proper 2D wife, already.

>>3971801
>doing that to someone who is alive is criminal
She died a long time ago. ;_;

>>3971801
>someone who is alive

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>someone who is alive
everyone on /jp/ is dead inside

>>3971799
Very artistic, I like it.

>>3971792
Why did you have to go and ruin a good thread?

>>3971847
>good thread

>>3971827

Well, you seem like the law breaking type.

Be a man and go dig up the corpse, since you seem to like 3d so much.

Not all of us have such an option when pinning for our beloved.

>>3971853
But she'd be so cold...not like a dakimakura at all...

>>3971801
>someone who is alive

Uh, about that...

Drinking games with Akiha on Christmas Eve are so much fun! ;_;

>>3971888
You were about to make me shed a tear if it weren't for that last bit.

>>3971888

>>3971435
SAUCEEEEEEEEEE

>>3971940
Get out you normalfag

Merry Christmas /jp/

This thread is so heartwarming. Isn't it nice we can spend Christmas eating together with our waifu?

>>3971990
I'm not even a NEET (or a /jp/ regular) and I think this thread is heartwarming.

I'd take 2D waifu over pretending to like my family any day.

>>3971990
We're also spending it together with our anonybros.

so whose going to make the big ronery christmas compiltation?

>>3971841

Thank you.
Best and only good comment I received this year.

>>3972009
>I'd take 2D waifu over pretending to like my family any day.

You're just like every normalfag/familyfag ever, but you admit it.
Respec'

>>3972049
Well I'm pretty sure some other anons will do it but I'm saving everything just in case.

also >>3972009 also family fag here. You know you don't really need to stay with your family for the whole damn day you know. I for one went through the whole present opening thing, then the Christmas dinner (though it was more like a lunch than a dinner) and that's pretty much it. The rest of the day until now plus the eve last night I've spent with my waifu.

Tsuru-nyan, Tsuru-nyan, it's Christmas!

>>3972239

＿　＿
－｜－
　＿ ~ Hmph..

I would have spent time with mai waifu but it's getting harder and harder to do that with all the pressure of normalfaggotry that surrounds me.
I have to at least put on the normal act so I can keep a decent job, and sadly that includes family dragging me to have dinner with people that I despise.

I'll be spending New Year just me and her, however.

Contributing.

>>3972580
The message to /jp/ was kind of nice, I thought...

>>3972590
Wasn't too sure about the angle.
But if it really warms your heart that much...
Merry Christmas.

These are really sweet.
I wish I had a camera....

>>3972606
What... is that?!

>>3972606
The hell kind of cake is that?

>>3972739
>>3972747

Cakemind lol.

>>3972747
>>3972739
Just normal pillsbury box cake decorated with gray cake frosting. Because you know, gray is her theme color so I thought it would be the right color for the cake.
It was my first time too.

>>3972775
>gone through the trouble of coloring the cake in his waifu's color

You good sir are awesome. Nothing else really, just wanted to point that out.

>>3972809
Oh , thanks.
I am still not satisfied with how it ended though, I should have practiced a couple of times before.

Come on guys.
Its going to have to get a lot more lonely in here in order to fill this up.

>>3972828
Good enough bro. All I had to "cook" was some pudding, which I almost broke because of a few silly mistakes here and there while preparing it.

>>3972885
I just woke up, don't plan on eating dinner for quite some time.

a rika

>>3970529
Did you make the cake yourself? It looks really good.

>>3972885
Up till now these were made with just two columns. I guess you can use more but only if you get enough images.

Also filter out older or unrelated ones. For example you put in there the Cromartie one which is old and the Sasami one which was posted more as an answer than anything.

Reisen~

I was just checking futaba for one of these threads, but I guess Christmas was yesterday for them.

/a/ had some too

What the hell is fucking wrong with you people? This is beyond being losers, you guys have mental problems.

>>3972990
New here? Enjoy your state.

>>3972990

You're on the wrong board chief.

Happy xmas /jp/.

...These are my people.

>>3972990
You must be new here faggot

Some of you have really shitty monitors

Probably get mine up tonight when it gets a bit darker

>this thread
>this FUCKING thread

>>3973002
You got her cheese? You inconsiderate jerk.

>>3973082
So what? He'd never be able to get her anything she couldn't find better herself.

>>3973077
Fuck Yeah, bro!

>>3973137

>>3973010
A lot of us are poor because we have no jobs and live with our parents.

>>3973212
If you're spending 8+ hours a day staring at something, it might as well be something nice.

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>>3973212
Some of us are even worse off. We have no jobs and live by ourselves. Welfare and disability payments.

I saw MANkoto-kun post in this thread earlier. Merry Christmas, MANkoto-kun, you should post more often. I miss you.

>>3973310
that's from last year...

>>3973285
Merry Christmas to you too, you rascal.

Sorry for being so late on posting. Just spending sometime with Remilia. Merry christmas /jp/

>>3973616
That's a lot of rice. I hope that's curry on the bottom-right of the plate.

>>3973627
Yeah its curry. I like lots of rice with my curry.

>>3973616
Seems like you have a whole party in there.

>>3973616
Turn on the lights if you won't use a flash bro.

>>3973716
I don't have overhead lights and the flash makes it to were you can't see shit from brightness.

>>3971888
>>3971888

now i know how i will spend my New Year Eve this year ^^
thx

damn, my camera sucks

>>3973724
Try holding something like a piece of paper in front of the flash when you take the picture to block some of the light but to also let enough pass to get a decent shot.

im waiting for a ryougi shiki with haagen daz

>>3973741
>>3973754
You guys could also try turning the brightness down on your monitors, it might help in brightening up the rest of the photo.

>>3973782
I wanted to do this, but I don't have any ice cream on hand or batteries for my camera and the road is covered with snow and ice.
I promise I'll do it next year, Shiki, my love.

this was my xmas, /jp/.

>>3973822
Should have had some blood in a bowl

>>3973822
heres the one proving my hand was really serious about that 1 pin.

I played with the flash intensity, screen brightness and room lights until it felt right for a good picture.
No need to be in a rush.

Shitty quality picture taken with a Blackberry, but whatever. Is someone working on a compilation or anything?

>>3973857
Jesus christ I can see your bones

>>3973857
Trying my best.
Open to suggestions about format\errors; can't spot everything myself.

Fixed a few already as outlined in >>3972954

>>3973896
Normal hands are like that, you pig.

>>3973896
Isn't everyone's hand the same ?
Mine's like his too.

>>3973857
Trying my best.
Open to suggestions about format\errors; can't spot everything myself.

Already fixed a few problems as outlined in >>3972954

>>3973896
Welcome to /jp/

That said, I don't know what's wrong with his hand. Looks fine to me. Mine's like that, at least.

Repostan from /a/

>>3973902
>>3973904
When someone is obese, their hands resemble sausages and bones cannot be seen.
/jp/'s weights being probably polarized, it makes sense.

>>3973903
If you put in stalin, you should put in >>3970588

>>3973903
Are you going to be updating later today? Won't have my picture for a few more hours.

>>3973912
That's an old repost, though.

>>3973917
I'll be on /jp/ on and off all night and early morning.
Got nothing else to do.

You better get some help with the editing to filter out reposts from other years or japan.

>>3971748
fuck yes christmas crabs

*Sigh*

If only I have money for mai waifu.....

Sucks to be me for a NEET!

>>3971211
nice boat

Finally took mine now, I'll have it up in a second

>>3973265
Merry slutmas!

>dinners

But it's only 1 pm in the civilized world!

>>3973964
That is a good picture, very fitting.

>>3973983
Pacific time is not civilized.

>>3973896
You've never seen a hand?

>>3973959
Jonesing

>>3973964

I've been sick with a sore throat all day, can't even eat dinner. Shitty xmas is shitty ;_;

>>3974009
Cough syrup works like a charm bro. Though stay clear from those that tend to taste really good since they don't work for shit. Won't give any names though since I most likely don't live anywhere near your country.

Also try and make that image brighter... looks kind of eerie like that.... can't quite explain why.

Not my wife and not for Christmas, but close enough.

New thread >>3974125

Thats slightly better..

Good think I did retake though, I forgot to remove the shoots of the cameras card. Not my camera and its not exactly an easy thing to explain.

Sorry for my late entry.

Me and Kobato decided to throw a party, everyone was invited and we had a great time.

Fuck you it really was fun.

if you're going to be ronery, do it with class

Look what I found online, http://www.toysrhers.com

For the Wild Girls,, http://www.espnnn.com