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>> No.39700381
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>>39700354
I could use a hug, I just learned of yet another failure in my life.

>> No.39700438
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>>39700381
i feel ya anon.

>> No.39700441
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I always thought the monsters they summoned to fight the heroines were usually cuter than the heroines themselves.

>> No.39700457

>>39700441
Monster girls steal the show in every anime they star in, just look at YuYu Hakusho where the announcer girls are much prettier than the main love interest.

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>> No.39700515
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What did you say to her?

>> No.39700531

>>39700515
That she can only have two scoops of ice-cream.

>> No.39700539

>>39700531
The hebis only get one, she should consider herself lucky.

>> No.39700556
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Who’s more ditzy zombie dragons or wurms?

>> No.39700578

>>39700556
Dragon zombies are at least sex smart.
Wurms only know that penis goes in vagina.

>> No.39700607
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>>39700556
SEX

>> No.39700618

>>39700515
i do

>> No.39700619 [DELETED] 

Monster girls love niggers and jews and hate white people.

>> No.39700629
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I wonder how these bugs sleep, wouldn't it be extremely uncomfortable for them to sleep on their backs brcause of wings and on the side because of extra arms?

>> No.39700640

>>39700629
They sleep on their stomach, preferably on top of the man they love.

>> No.39700644

>>39700556
Zombie Wurms!

>> No.39700665

>>39700515
FIREFLY IS CANCELLED

>> No.39700678

>>39700640
God I wish I was the sleeping place for that bug

>> No.39700741
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Be wary of kitsune girls
The only thing they love more than tarnishing and ruining bloodlines is watching you squirm beneath their feet. They’re crafty, cruel, and cunning.
Don’t ever trust one. Can’t trust any of them! Not once, not ever.

>> No.39700758

>one lazy afternoon, you decide to look up your dragon zombie's past
>records from that time are sparse, but it seems that in her past life, she was the ancient evil that other ancient evils were afraid of
>she's looking over your shoulder with her usual dumb expression
>although maybe it's just your imagination, but you could swear you see a glimmer of recognition in her eyes

>> No.39700768

>>39700741
Oh no, I sure hope no super sexy Kitsune finds out about my foot fetish, especially if she comes to me wearing lacy thigh highs.

>> No.39700771
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>>39700741
Too late for me, I've already been enthralled by a fox

>> No.39700776
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>>39700741
>cunning
soon to be cumming

>> No.39700868
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Every day where monster girls aren't real is harder than the last...

>> No.39700879

I am going to commit fox multiplication

>> No.39700899

>>39700515
Can you make it rain while you give me a blowjob?

>> No.39700934

>>39700879
You do realise that fox multiplication rate is a geometric progression, right
From one fox comes three, from three comes nine...

>> No.39700936

>>39700678
It's quite pleasant since bugs are light and cold blooded.
Be careful about not suffocating on her breasts though.

>> No.39700966
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The snake is too strong

>> No.39700983

Tell me about the apophi, anons.
What are they like?

>> No.39701001

>>39700983
their very mean

>> No.39701002

>>39700983
Apophi? More like apoopoopeepee, HA!

>> No.39701012

>>39700983
you'll have more venom that blood, you should go for a nicer desert girl

>> No.39701022

>>39701001
I don't think they're mean. They're just honry.

>>39701012
I think they're nice. Maybe not as nice as the sandworms.

>> No.39701028

>>39700983
You have to watch your fingers around the babies. They don't have any venom but they'll still try to bite you.

>> No.39701038

>>39701028
>instead of grabbing your finger they bite onto it
That's adorable though

>> No.39701045

>>39700983
No morning wood sex? That's a bite
No lengthy tongue kiss? That's a bite
No tail cuddling all evening long? That's a bite

>> No.39701079
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>>39700983
Could be worse.

>> No.39701089

>>39701079
Nice and thicc monsters.

>> No.39701106
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I imagine the most sinster looking lilims/dragons looking out through the land magically inorder to find a husband. and if they find one thats not their type, they play matchmaker instead

>> No.39701159

>>39700936
I'm sure I'll manage. This sort of danger I'm all to happy to endure.
Also her chitin probably feels nice to the touch.

>> No.39701189

>>39701045
You pumped her absolutely full this morning? Good boy, you get a bite!
You kissed your grape snake until both of you nearly pass out from lack of oxygen? Good boy, you get a bite!
You spent all day coiled up with your wife? Good boy, you get a bite!
I'm beginning to think this system is rigged.

>> No.39701197

SMASHED and SLAMMED kobolds

>> No.39701203

>>39701189
You can't win.

>> No.39701213

>>39701203
You can with a ball gag.

>> No.39701317
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>>39701213
How could you do that to such an innocent girl? Look at her she just wants a little nibble.

>> No.39701340

>>39701317
Perhaps man was the real monster all along.

>> No.39701354 [DELETED] 

>>39700966
When did niggers count as mgs?

>> No.39701380

>>39700485
I'm tired of seeing this shitcunt poofter artist being posted here

>> No.39701390

>>39701380
>anon got smugged on by fox hag

>> No.39701399
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>>39701380

>> No.39701495
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Good afternoon sir

>> No.39701515
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My Hellhound daughter wakes from her slumber

>> No.39701597

>>39701515
How is her hair already braided?

>> No.39701605
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Watching the big game with the little bug

>> No.39701622

imagine showing images like this to a kiki while she is strapped down and whisper, people eat this
https://imgur.com/K2xlemc

>> No.39701659

>>39701597
She goes to sleep without undoing her hair
Lazy dog

>> No.39701668

>>39701605
Nice of her to invite that scary-looking bird over. She's a good girl.

>> No.39701682
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oh hey its back

>> No.39701687

>>39701605
I only watch Mino volleyball games, can't beat huge knockers jiggling around.

>> No.39701703
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>> No.39701724

>>39701703
the cheshire fears the (soon to be) kiki housewife

>> No.39701730

>39701354
Meds, etc.

>> No.39701757
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>>39701495
buenos dias, gatito!

>> No.39701772

>>39701757
IMBECIL!

>> No.39701784

>>39701757
Woah! soft Tiger belly!

>> No.39701789

>>39701772
Oh no........im going tom get smeothered by the big cat

>> No.39701802

>>39701622
Humans are pigs, even more so than p'orcs.

>>39701784
Don't molest tiger bellies, you'll cause them to go into premature heat.

>> No.39701820

>>39701784
one of them city schlicker jinkos

>> No.39701854

>>39701802
i bet thats how monsters take over, not because of the shit we do, but the shit we throw down our gullet

>> No.39701866

>>39700936
>bugs are light
Perfect for bridal carrying them and making them all embarrased

>> No.39701878

>>39701802
Why do you say not to molest tiger bellies and then give a reason to molest tiger bellies?

>> No.39701880

>>39701622
Just show a Kikimora a Nikocado video to scar her for life and arouse an Akaname extremely.

>> No.39701894

>>39701880
how to get a jabberwock to work out and get buff, show 'em those vids and tell her, thats what you are turning into

>> No.39701910

>>39701668
She's just stoic, she's very friendly

>> No.39701918

>>39701784
Just remember to keep your assistant around to restrain the tiger while you rub the tiger's belly. Belly rubbing any cat monster without proper precautions is guaranteed to get you captured. A cat showing it's belly is like a bear trap. Once the trap is sprung that limb now belongs to them, and the rest of you will shortly be theirs too.

>> No.39702065
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leche

>> No.39702091
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>> No.39702131

>>39700983
They're purple, lascivious, and above all else will be down to clown if you're painted gold like the sun.

>> No.39702175
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>> No.39702184

>>39701682
Huh?

>> No.39702197

>>39700381
What happened?

>> No.39702204

>>39700771
That fox needs some clothes

>> No.39702235
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>>39702065
Did you know that brown cows give chocolate leche?

>> No.39702243

>>39702235
And Eros cows give strawberry milk.

>> No.39702249

>>39702235
OH no, you won't get me last time.
That pink haired cow claimed her milk tasted like strawberry but it didn't!
I even drank straight from the tap like she wanted.

>> No.39702265
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It's getting hotter...

>> No.39702268
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>>39702197
>be enthusiastic writer
>try to participate in a writing competition (again)
>don't win, don't even get an honorable mention (again)
It sucks not being able to produce anything of value.

>> No.39702283

>>39702204
Her clothes are fine as they are. They are comfy and easy to slip out of, should the need arise.

>> No.39702305

>>39702249
She must have just dyed her hair. You should notify your local Eros congregation about this imposter.

>> No.39702328

>>39702283
>should the need arise
She's a fox, so it won't, lmao

>> No.39702337

>>39702305
Anon, I don't think they're going to act out just because a cow has pink hair.

>> No.39702348

>>39702184
Sauce: I’m Haunted by a Ghost, but it Keeps Getting Cuter!
It's a short story about a guy that sees a spooky murder ghost that says she's going to kill him in a week. He just kinda goes with it and the ghost slowly starts transforming from spooky to cute. A new page was just added. Anon should have put more context there because I've actually read the story and I wouldn't have known what it was if it weren't for the coundown to the curse at the bottom.

>> No.39702375

>>39702235
some give cookies and cream flavor, but those are jabberwocks, I've seen a jabberwock drink from her own breasts before

>> No.39702393

>>39702268
write porn. People love porn

>> No.39702413
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>>39702235
demon cow give blueberry milk

>> No.39702438
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>>39702249
You're complaint has been noted, a specialist is on the way to assist you, please remain where you are.

>> No.39702440

>>39702268
bummer man

>> No.39702467
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>>39702393
There is a serious lack of high quality femdom porn in literature

>> No.39702479

>>39702438
>you're
i see someone skipped their daily glass of smartcow milk for most of their life

>> No.39702496
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Stop thinking about the taste of Gazer goo.

>> No.39702498

>>39702438
>You just had to talk about the milk Anon, well don't worry. I'll make sure you can taste strawberry this time.
>Did you know they make flavored lip gloss?

>> No.39702539

>>39702268
>writing for competition
that's stupid. write just because you want to write.

>> No.39702542

>>39702496
projecting much?

>> No.39702547
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Stop thinking about the feel of Gazer mofu

>> No.39702560

>>39702539
But how will you ever escape the rat race and become a fulltime writer if you don't win competitions and gain the traction needed to convince a publisher to take you seriously?

>> No.39702563

>>39702204
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/819293

>> No.39702565
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98126494

>> No.39702608

>>39702565
>tfw no 3m fox to fuck and suck her tits at the same time, then fall asleep on
it hurts, ya know

>> No.39702618

>myconids, matangos, and hatters are canonically so soft, elastic and squishy that swords harmlessly sink in before bouncing off their body and striking damage simply causes them to bounce away
never go into the mushroom forests alone

>> No.39702655

>>39702618
im intrigued, very intrigued. Do go on, i wanna know how soft thicc shrooms are

>> No.39702659

>>39702560
bummer man

>> No.39702674
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>>39702659
Bum her? Her bum?

>> No.39702693

>>39702674
man, i love the hags pepe does, some of the best in my opinion

>> No.39702703 [SPOILER] 
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Stop thinking about it...

>> No.39702715
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sorry, dont think about flatties at all

>> No.39702720

>>39702608
in the end it had to be this way.

>> No.39702737
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>>39702703
Damn geizah addicts.

>> No.39702747

39702467
It's already too much, kys subhuman.

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I said, stop thinking about it

>> No.39702774

>>39702715
>Gyaru cow dragon with colorful wings
Now that's a girl who takes pride in her style

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>> No.39702777
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>>39702762
too busy thinking about small gotes

>> No.39702778
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>>39702268
Everyone is shit at everything in the beginning. Yeah, some people can learn faster or start off better than others, but the best of their crafts are people that realized they were shit and just kept doing it anyway and eventually they started being good. Try finding a community to write stories for. I wrote a few stories for this place long ago and I absolutely hated them. I thought they were complete cringey garbage. I decided to look into my old pastebin account a few days ago and I've had thousands of reads. Yeah, most people may have hated it, but statistically someone probably enjoyed it or else it'd be a dead zone. Competitions can have massive numbers of people send their stories in. Just because you didn't get mentioned, doesn't mean that you're hopeless. It just that you have room to improve. So go on and make your shitty little stories, write cringey fanfics, or >>39702393 . You'll get people telling you to fuck off and die. You'll get people that tell you you're bad. But every now and then you'll get a message saying that they liked your story, and that makes it worth trying again.

>>39702560
I have seen many stories that started off being just some online hobby get turned into actual books. If you go on sites like royalroad and fiction press you can find several stories like that. Remember the shitty smut that was 50 shades of gray? It's a reskinned twilight fanfic that blew up and got published. That shit got a damn movie. You can also self publish if you could and I've heard it's actually better off doing that. Not an expert on that, so you're on your own there, but it's possible. If you can build a fanbase, you can sell a story. Keep your day job and write as a hobby. Start a patreon or something for if someone wants to support you. And if one of your stories takes off one day, maybe you can start selling hard copies.

>> No.39702783
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Are we gazin'?

>> No.39702794 [SPOILER] 
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>>39702775
i need to fuck this cow and suck those tits
>>39702783
seems like it im just posting this normal gazer, no bullshit

>> No.39702802

>>39702783
British Geizahs, truly a great evil.

>> No.39702846

>>39702778
Thank you for your words of encouragement, wise anon

>> No.39702852

>>39702778
> Try finding a community to write stories for
I wrote for you guys for years. Maybe I should do more of it.

>> No.39702867

>wrap yourself in barbered wires
>Become unhuggable
>Go to any monster city with no fear
I just thinked of this, are they any flaw in my idea ?

>> No.39702869
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Eye Heart Gazer

>> No.39702870

>>39702867
Slimes will still hug you

>> No.39702875

i want the very rare and elusive gazer hag
>>39702867
how to get miss mindy flayer any%

>> No.39702877

who is the most complex mg?

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>> No.39702889

>>39702870
A vacuum cleaner should be enough to treat that possibility

>> No.39702897
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>>39702867
>are they any flaw in my idea ?
You just wrapped yourself in barbed wire. That's a pretty serious flaw.

>> No.39702901

>>39702884
eldtrich fox hag nun?

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>>39700354

>> No.39702916

>>39702875
But she can't catch me, why would she focus me ?

>> No.39702932

>>39702916
no, u gonna get sent to the looney bin via telekinesis by that dark mage cop whose really woried about your mental state

>> No.39702936

>>39702867
Wurm doesn't see or feel the barbed wire and hugs you anyway, pressing the barbed wire into your skin. You start screaming, then she starts screaming, and then it's a bad time for everybody.

>> No.39702937

Post your best apophis pics please!

>> No.39702945
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>>39702852
Do it!

>> No.39702948 [DELETED] 

>>39702897
>Put thick
>Barbered wires don't hurt you
Nop, they're no flaws here

>> No.39702949

>>39702867
Ghosts.
>>39702889
Vacuum cleaners aren't built to handle large amounts of liquid.

>> No.39702956

>>39702268
Just give up then and stop bitching to a monster girl thread about inane shit like this.

>> No.39702959

>>39702777
this is a very cute bapho

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>>39702937

>> No.39702980

>>39702964
I would snuggle with her forever

>> No.39702982

>>39702778
Also remember that you aren't married to one website. Feel free to spread your stories across as many places that would take it and if you plan on selling a story make sure you don't have anything that'll get you dmca'd.

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>>39702956
You asked.

>> No.39703023

>>39702936
i would think she would grab anon and attempt to remove the barbed wire, thinking he got trapped inside by some evil person. Then hug him tight in releif

>> No.39703024

>>39702897
Thick clothes can protect you from the wires. It's ok
>>39702936
Again, thicker clothes will deal with that
>>39702932
If I had a tin foil hat, I'm safe from telekinesis ?
>>39702949
I have a industrial one who can but the capacity allow only one slime at a one

>> No.39703035

>>39703024
>tin foil hat
lol, u dum

>> No.39703041

>>39702996
I love griffons

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>>39700354

>> No.39703061

>>39702996
Ahoge

>> No.39703070
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>>39703041
Not as much as I do

>> No.39703075

>>39703049
remember to mess with your guardain angel by working out butt naked in your house

>> No.39703101

>>39703024
>If I had a tin foil hat, I'm safe from telekinesis ?
Anon, you're thinking of telepathy. Also, depending on the mechanics of telepathy, tinfoil hat would be either completely useless or even amplify the effect.

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>>39700354

>> No.39703119

>>39703024
Okay, but what if a really cute kobold walks up to you and asks nicely and it looks like she'll cry if you say no?

>> No.39703120

Oh man, I wanna be coiled up by a grape snake so friggin badly, bros. Hnnnnnggg

>> No.39703125

>>39702996
I didn't ask you a goddamned thing. It's the same fucking song and dance you dumb fuckers like Alp, Bollocks, and god-knows-who-fucking-else does because you don't want to actually do anything you just want validation and good boy points for doing the bare minimum. Either write more, don't, or fuck off. Thread is not your personal pity party.

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>>39703120
You really wanna become 30% bite mark?

>> No.39703163

>>39703146
She can make me 100% bite mark if she wants

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>>39703125
You asked.

>> No.39703176

>>39703146
>those lovely thicc lips
>purple
>must taste like grapes

>> No.39703194

>>39703101
>>39703035
Ok, I have maybe the IQ of a wurm
>>39703119
Throw a stick and if it don't work accept defeat

>> No.39703204

>>39703194
even a wurm knoews tinfoils work, u have iq of rock

>> No.39703215

>>39703125
Alp just dropped some zombie thing like a week ago though.

>> No.39703226

>>39700515
"My erect penis is five inches long."

>> No.39703231

Hnnnggg more grape snakes please!!

>> No.39703237
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>>39703231
I like this one

>> No.39703256

>>39700515
that i dont think the latest meme is funny

>> No.39703266

>>39702618
Gonna serve a Hatter coffee instead of tea and watch as the caffeine makes her bounce all over the place

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Consider conservatively dressed elves.

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>>39703231
comfy grape

>> No.39703283 [DELETED] 

>>39703204
>It work
>It don't work
You must be not fare from or it's just mind flayer Psy op since the beginning

>> No.39703288

why do they call her meme cat?

>> No.39703300
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>>39703024

>industrial vacuum

So to be clear anon, you are going to purchase an industrial sized vacuum that easily goes for hundreds to over a thousand dollary doos, can handle one slime at most, and lug it around literally everywhere you go, while simultaneously it somehow having power to operate while you drag it all over the city

>> No.39703317

>>39703237
So sexy, I love sexy grape snakes

>> No.39703329

>>39702867
>Barbered wires
Is this the latest Kejourou trick?

>> No.39703341

>>39703300
Oh yeah, it need power. I think the whole idea need a rework.
>>39703204

>It work
>It don't work
It's just mind flayer Psy op since the beginning

>> No.39703362

grape snek wurm

>> No.39703379

>>39703146
do you have the full image of that?

>> No.39703415

>>39703362
How does one corrupt an innocent being like that?

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>>39703113
Burger

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>>39703415
just need the right tools

>> No.39703470

>>39703415
what i meant by that an aphsois and a wurm hybrid, her extreme power balanced out by her dizty nature

>> No.39703482

>>39703431
remember the longer a wurm goes without love, the meaner they tend to get

>> No.39703499
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>>39703470
I've got a thing like this, whatever she is

>> No.39703502
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39703502

>>39703075
I prefer to mess with the angelic by consorting with the demonic.

>> No.39703504

>>39703482
I thought they got dumber until the only neuron left is the rapey one

>> No.39703517

>>39703504
thats why they tend to get meaner, that rapey one takes over

>> No.39703528

>>39703362
grape snek ryu

>> No.39703534

>>39703499
i think shes an abyss sea wurm

>> No.39703539

>>39702703
Small pale monstergirls with big butts are asking for anal

>> No.39703543

>>39703499
Angler fish mermaid.

>lures you in with light
>once close, she grabs you
>shoves her tongue down your throat
>begins marriage ritual

>> No.39703550

>your doe-girl babysitter has come over to watch over you
>she's a bit anxious and skittish but good hearted
>your parents made sure to swing by the local Blockbuster™ to get you some entertainment
>your babysitter settles down on the couch (as much as a centaur can settle down on something) and you scoot over to the VHS player to start the movie
>you sit down next to her human torso just as the title card rolls in
>Bambi
What do you do, anons?

>> No.39703561

>>39703550
Old Disney good

>> No.39703562

>>39703543
and they got a very toothy smile and im not dumb to follow a light

>> No.39703571

>>39703528
It's raining (g)rape soda!

>> No.39703577

>>39703539
>Small monstergirls
No. Nope. Nu-huh.

>> No.39703584

>>39703362
and a pharoah has to deal wirh her popping in to talk

>> No.39703593

>>39703502
sorry, dont like the soothound

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>>39703584
she actually just wants to be milked

>> No.39703617

>>39703601
but in what way that is the question....

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>>39702268
To be fair even JK Rowling was like that. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone? Every adult told her it wasn’t good or to not get her hopes up. Then the kids ate that book and begged their parents for more.
The popular series Squid Game? Netflix thought it wasn’t gonna yield anything and left it to rot for months until when scarce in options they did it. And it became one of the most populars in the planet.
Nowadays and back then, as well as in the future, those critics that move the editors and media are disconnect from what the population wants or likes. So I wouldn’t take a loss too seriously.

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>set up makes you think you'd react the same way too
>bottom is suddenly heartbreaking

>> No.39703719

>>39703681
Stop that.
Stop making me want gobbos.
There has been an uprising of them lately I can't handle this.

>> No.39703736

>>39703681
>pic
"Because you haven't said "I love you" yet."
>she stammers out the words nervously and awkwardly
>you crouch down so you're face to face
>you kiss her on the lips
>you say you love her too
"Now I'm you're husband"

>> No.39703737

>>39703681
>>39703719
Good. Gobbos can't be wives, only onaholes. If any Gobling attempts to woo you you are to remind her of this fact by rape correction on the spot

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>>39700354

>> No.39703752
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Imagine how warm phoenix pussy must be

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>>39702867
>I just thinked of this, are they any flaw in my idea ?

>> No.39703767

>>39703550
Nothing to worry about, mg world's Bambi is about a deertaur girl falling in love with a hunter and trying to win his heart, most other classic movies are more focused on romance on the monster girl world

>> No.39703768

>>39703752
on a scale of ice to my hand I would say probably warmer.

>> No.39703787

>>39703635
Stop replying to him. Your're the cancer killing these threads by making it Alp&Bollock's personal blog

>> No.39703793

>>39703577
She's just a bit on the short side

>> No.39703802

i only like women way taller then me

>> No.39703812

>>39703802
All lamia are taller than you

>> No.39703831

>>39703812
thats cheating and you know it

>> No.39703839

>>39703787
I want to marry an alp chesh and shitpost here by uploading "homosexual" images.

>> No.39703847

>>39703831
Stay mad, shorty

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>>39703719
I prefer the Japanese kind.

>> No.39703853

Just put on a layer of sponges underneath the barbed wire and a free hugs sign on top.

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>>39703719
Understandable. Western barf-skin gobbos are absolute trash.

>> No.39703869

>>39703839
This, but instead of all Cheshire, she's a regular Cheshire, and instead of homo pics, it's lewd memes

>> No.39703870
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2hu cow hat i wish to bed

>> No.39703890

>>39703765
Where is my error ? I want to progress but I don't see her

>> No.39703894

>>39703870
Be careful, she’s an Ushi Oni.

>> No.39703929
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Your future rapist.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>> No.39703938

>>39703894
and? imma swap out that stone baby for a rela one

>> No.39703953

>>39703929
>cockatrice
>dhampir
>kunoichi
wat?

>> No.39703974

>>39703793
only tall and regal and cool and composed girls are acceptable

>> No.39703985
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Guys I think there's something wrong with this Inari.

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>>39703929
>dhampir
Is she at least marginally less stuck up than her mom?

>> No.39703996

>>39703985
yeah, shes becoming american

>> No.39704001

>>39703929
>kunoichi
I'll take it but I'm not paying for it.

>> No.39704031

>>39703929
>White horn
help

>> No.39704035

Gazer goop tastes like bush's baked beans

>> No.39704045

>>39704031
>>39704031
she has a moist nugget to your head?

>> No.39704047

>>39704031
enjoy the deer, queer

>> No.39704053

>>39704031
>anon makes the mistake of being out when Ms. Whitehorn is in one of her "moods"

>> No.39704075

>>39703929
>kraken
welp, im getting dragged unda da sea

>> No.39704125

>>39704053
>anon runs through the streets banging on the doors
>begging for someone to let him in
>all the while the reflective eyes of Miss Whitehorn draw ever closer

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>>39704035
Stop thinking about Gazer goop
Stop thinking about the taste
Stop thinking about the texture
Stop thinking about how it feels against bare skin
Stop thinking about being thoroughly dyed in her color

>> No.39704145

>>39703929
>Cupid snipes me at a distance
>Dark valkyrie holds my legs over my head
>While a Witch fucks me in the amazon position
Honestly, not too bad

>> No.39704161

>>39703929
>Slime Carrier
Fuck yeah. Will she at least watch me monsterize herself before forcing herself onto me?

>> No.39704183

>>39703635
harry potter should of stayed buried

>> No.39704225

>>39703929
>March Hare, Chochin-Obake, and Houri
The March Hare distracts me, then restrains me, while the Houri uses the Chochin on me like a living onahole, to help fulfill her desire for someone to use her. All the while the March Hare is making lewd comments about everything going on.

>> No.39704229

>>39703929
>p'orc
I'll take it

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>>39704137

>> No.39704262

>>39704137
Dark Matter > Gazer goop

>> No.39704271

>>39703929
>Hornet
I swear that wasp nest was already done when I removed it!

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>>39703929
>Shirohebi

>> No.39704300

NEW MONSTER GIRL GAME SHOW
>Stick Your Finger in the _________.

That's basically the premise of the game. You, Male anon, have to stick your finger(s) in one of her holes. Can be any hole: mouth, private bits, ears, nose. You'll get 5 girls to choose from. She herself will have a hole she'd prefer you stick your fingers in. If you guess correctly, you get a wife! If you guess incorrectly, you still get a wife.

What do you say, anon? Will you play?
Which hole do you stick your finger(s) into?

>> No.39704312

>>39704300
tongue in wurm anus

>> No.39704348

>>39704312
Fingers only

>> No.39704369

>>39704348
finger in wurm anus

>> No.39704386

>>39704300
Finger in tailpussy, always.

>> No.39704394

>>39704300
Used slot machine for contestants
>Ushi
>Hobgoblin
>Red Slime
>Liliraune
>Gazer
Stick a finger in the Red Slime's pussy, then have the Liliraunes suck it clean.

>> No.39704407

>>39704300
sticking my finger in wurm clussy

>> No.39704413

>>39703929
>Cupid
She's been trying for years to set me up with someone, but my hatred of human interaction was just too strong. She's given up and decided that the only way she's finding love for me is to come down there and fuck me herself.

>> No.39704490

>>39703929
>Actually rolled a hellhound
Fuck

>> No.39704507

>>39703929
>Soldier Beetle
>Grizzly
Doesn't seem too bad
>Bogie
Now it's that copypasta about the woman experiencing clown rape.

>> No.39704520

>>39704507
what copy pasta?

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>“What’s the matter? Can’t stand the sight of a strong Wan woman?”

>> No.39704548

>>39704538
>strong
>that fat
lol

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>>39704548
>Little anon thinks he could withstand the thighs of thunder

>> No.39704581

>>39704538
My dick is too small for this strong Wan woman.

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>heard you were talking shit about our God

>> No.39704599

>>39704570
my hips are going to get smashed due to weight of this fat hound not due to repeated slaming and if she rolls over, might as well read me my last rites

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>>39704581
With that attitude it would be indeed hard to impregnate her, better go for total womb filling rather an attempt it in one go.

>> No.39704661

>>39701038
>dad playing with his newborn dhampir daughter
>she grabs his finger with her tiny hands and begins to nibble on it
>vampire wife swoons

>> No.39704663

>>39704538
im sorry, i like clussy better than some stray

>> No.39704706

>>39703215
I don't give a shit my point still stands. All these little fucktards who drop pity party shit bait need to fuck off.

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>>39704706

>> No.39704766
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>>39704706
You'd be happier if you weren't tilting at windmills.

>> No.39704780

>>39704763
>>39704766
dum, giving the yous he so craves

>> No.39704783

>>39704766
Stop reminding me mandragoras exist please.

>> No.39704785

>>39703929
>amazoness
Femdom good, if nothing else. Rather good looking for one of kcs older designs.
>, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex,
Very old "translation issue"

>> No.39704795

>>39702783
>Husband, please stop playing the hypnotoad sound when I try to hypnotize you.

>> No.39704800

>>39704766
Mandragora abuse is NOT okay, even if you are gathering ingredients

>> No.39704820

>>39704766
What if kc ran out of ideas and made a windmillgirl?

>> No.39704831

>>39703281
How was she supposed to know that new pharaoh who moved into the neighbouring kingdom was actually an Ice Queen

>> No.39704834

>>39704820
but y?

>> No.39704872
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>>39704548
>he doesn’t know about strongfat

>> No.39704881

>>39704834
you spin me right round baby right round

>> No.39704882

>>39704834
Mgs must flow

>> No.39704891

>>39704881
>alp

>> No.39704902

>>39704872
i do and i love it, i wanna wake up sleeping on a strongfat monster girl and wake her up by nipping her tits

>> No.39704918

Monstergirls supporting a religion that outright recognizes them as inferior beings!

>> No.39704935

>>39703787
>Personal blog
If I were writing anything at the moment I wouldn't even mention it to you assmad vocal retards because you're the internet equivalent of fucking lemmings.

>> No.39704940

>>39704872
Actually disgusting holy shit.

>> No.39704948

>>39704935
Just post and stop caring. It's what I do.
His seethe sustains me, and I know even without replies he is seething

>> No.39704958

>>39704872
Actually beautiful holy shjt

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>>39704948
Who's even seething at this point, the original guy asking for a hug or the guy who asked him to explain why or the guy who got upset the first guy answered the second guy?

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>>39704940
Aren’t they great?

>> No.39705006

>>39704948
Also I want to go on record to say most of the people in thread are generally cool but the malding idiots can learn to cope or buffer their increasingly bald heads to attract Mothmen.

>> No.39705021

>>39704300
Any slime just autowins every round.
You stick your finger in her, she just morphs it to look like the hole she wants and done.

>> No.39705023

>>39705002
i want to cum my brains out inside of her as shes ont top

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>>39705006
Moth?

>> No.39705050

>>39705034
Ideal size of a moth. Wings need to be hella bigger though. Like, curtains of love bigger.

>> No.39705059

>>39700629
Wouldn't roach girls be extremely high maintenance?

>> No.39705066
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>>39704300
Used the slot machine
>Living doll
>Raiju
>Black Harpy
>Flow Kelp
>Gyoubu Danuki
Hard choice between the Raiju and the Black Harpy but I think I will stick my finger in the Raiju's wet pussy and still stick 2 fingers in the Black harpy's cute ears

>> No.39705073

>>39705050
>hella

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>>39703929
>Cursed Sword
Awesome

>> No.39705108

>>39705094
getting shanked in wonderland by a cursed wondersword

>> No.39705138

>>39705108
vorpal blade?

>> No.39705147

>>39705138
thats carried by a hag alice as she shows you her shanking liscence

>> No.39705226

>>39703929
>High Orc
Oh no!?

>> No.39705262

I don't know if Magus is lurking but it looks like the Living Armour story is missing from his archive

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>>39704918

>> No.39705306

MGE girls are overdesigned and aesthetically unappealing. Also huge oversized animal hands that look like mascot gloves are stupid.

>> No.39705311

>>39705306
This better not be a tangent for posting "real" monstergirls as an excuse for furryism

>> No.39705314

>>39705306
You're aesthetically unappealing.

>> No.39705316

>>39705306
Why are you here then?

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fuck robutts
>>39705311
>>39705314
>>39705316
are u 3 dum to not see an obvious shitpost

>> No.39705331

>>39705316
This is Monster Girl thread not Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread.

>> No.39705346

>>39705316
Because mr.krabs told me to

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Just look at this. This is supposed to be a "skeleton girl". What a joke. Looks like a grotesque half-finished mech or something. Some artists can actually draw attractive skeletons. Or if you can't just stylize it a bit. This here is just ugly.

>> No.39705362

>>39705311
They're real?

>> No.39705391
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deploying cute undead witch

>> No.39705398

>>39705360
Newfag-tourist-kun...

>> No.39705413

>>39705398
Sounds like stockholm syndrome.

>> No.39705417
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>> No.39705420

>>39705316
because /tg/ finally learned to ignore him and I guess he was getting lonely talking to himself

>> No.39705421

I'll take foxposting over this.
Whatever this is.

>> No.39705425

>>39705391
Not a sabbathfag but I am a bit peeved that KC teased us with the existence of an undead sabbath and barely expanded on it beyond this cute witch. I wonder if he'll ever give us a tidbit of information about it on twitter

>> No.39705435
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>>39705421
imma just post undead titty
>>39705425
same, i like spooky stuff

>> No.39705444
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39705444

Damn, it’s been a long time since I saw someone bitching about beeg paws.
I guess that’s my cue.

>> No.39705450

>>39705425
There was a bunch of stuff like the name of the baphomet and her husband (me)

>> No.39705453

>>39705391
Imagine how cute a soft-spoken undead witch would sound.
Even better if she speaks a foreign language.

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>>39703929
>got the straight up vanilla Succubus
I'm okay with this, this is nice.

>> No.39705466
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39705466

We are welcome to all alternative designs, so long as they are actually good.

If you are just here to rant, you can fuck off back to your 2hu thread.

>> No.39705480

>>39705453
im thinking some french would be cute

>> No.39705481

>>39702778
I just want to add to this:
I don't know about other writers, but getting email from AO3 that some of you liked or commented on my story really makes my day brighter. People might undervalue this, as even talking about my stuff and answering questions makes me feel like there is someone out there who does give a shit.
It keeps me pushing forward, and even this little bit helps a lot.

>> No.39705482

>>39705466
Personally I don't mind the occasional gacha post. It's the one's who spam azur lane and genshin impact images without text every thread that annoy me

>> No.39705496

>>39705482
>azur lane and genshin impact
It's always the gook gatchas...

>> No.39705500

>>39705481
forgot to add even the (You)s help.

>> No.39705502

>>39705306
some of them are.
> Also huge oversized animal hands that look like mascot gloves are stupid.
best part
>>39705450
you mean me

>> No.39705513

>>39705496
It irritates me how good the Azur girls are, I just can't get over the fact they're supposed to be fucking boats.

>> No.39705516

>>39705331
Wrong. Please refrain from this retarded historic revisionism.

>> No.39705517

>>39705482
>genshin impact
Really

>> No.39705518

>>39705360
A half-finished mech sounds like a good way of describing skellingtons

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>>39705413
>Sounds like stockholm syndrome

>> No.39705531

>>39705457
The pack is monitoring you

>> No.39705535

>>39705517
Boring uninspired designs

>> No.39705540
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39705540

more latenight and explain why LN universe would be so comfy

>> No.39705542

>>39705513
>It irritates me how good the Azur girls are
Fake news bothers me as well.

But in all seriousness, please aquire better tastes.

>> No.39705552

>>39705413
I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me

>> No.39705566

>>39705540
If you were transported there your hyper realistic face would terrify them and they would flee from you screaming. It would be like the Outsider by HP Lovecraft. Just kidding ofc

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here we go again...

>> No.39705583

>>39705566
thats why i wear a mask to blend in

>> No.39705597

>>39705583
Go to the masquerade unmasked, that way you can spook people when everyone unmasks.

>> No.39705603

>>39705566
so all of the monsters there have a mobface....

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>>39705540

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>>39705540
It's an idyllic depiction of life with MGs, in a setting much like our own. It celebrates simple pleasures and relatable experiences, all while avoiding being too shallow or needlessly complicated.

LN is basically the Norman Rockwell of /mgt/

>> No.39705627

>>39705597
>when they unmask, I put my mask back on

>> No.39705634
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>>39705425
>As I said the other day, I'm going to talk a little bit about the Sabbath of the Undead! The image is of the witch belonging to this Sabbath, the dead necromancer "Tetorii", who I introduced in WG3!
She's looking for a nice big brother who she can depend on and love forever!
>The representative is "Renrushka", a baphomet who hides her true face behind a mask that resembles a goat skeleton. She is a high-ranking priestess who serves the goddess Hel as well as an immortal, naturally, and can be considered an undead baphomet.
>She is a baphomet who has lived for a long time, and is a well-known magician who has made many achievements, especially in the field of necromancy. However, her personality and personal life are not well known to many people. One of the main reasons for this is that she rarely converses with anyone.
>Renrushka is always accompanied by her husband at all times, and if she wants to talk to someone, she gives him an earful, and he speaks for her. For this reason, few of the witches of the Sabbath have ever heard her voice.
>Her eerie appearance, with her face hidden and her voice silent, has led to many rumors. It is said that "her voice contains magic, and those who hear it will go mad," and "her breath is a medium for magic, spreading the demon realm of undeath", according to some rumors.
>The truth is unknown, but it has often been witnessed that Renrushka whispers some words in the ear of a human girl, transforming a plain village girl into a "wight", "lich", or some other high-ranking undead.
>According to the witches of Sabbat, when Renrushka whispers something in his ear, her husband goes berserk like a starving zombie. Forgetting even the words, he ravishes Renrushka. ....... This seems to be a common sighting.
>In addition to the common Sabbath activities of "researching and studying magic (specializing in necromancy)" and "spreading the charm and immorality of juvenile bodies throughout the world," there are other activities. Renrushka and the other witches in the group are all undead, and are devoted followers of "Hel, the goddess of life and death". As missionaries, their main activities are to spread the teachings of Hel to the world and to baptize the living to turn them into the undead.
>She is also engaged in research on the nature of immortality and immortals under the theme of "the dependency between life and death". In terms of communion, she teaches that the supreme pleasure is "to fill a dead, empty corpse with the life, heat, and essence of one's spouse".
>Many of the witches who know this through actual experience are extremely dependent on their own husbands and their husbands' semen. Their first priority is how to fill themselves with their own husbands and how to fill their husbands with themselves.
>They are also known for their extremist activities and occasional incursions into human cities. They decide which cities to move into by divination using the power of the goddess Hel, and it is said that their criteria is that there is a "hint of death" in the city. The targeted cities with a "hint of death" in the air are prone to large-scale accidents, epidemics, and other events that result in the loss of many human lives near the time of the incursion. These women know this beforehand through divination, and by bringing the blessings of the goddess Hel to the land, they invite people who would otherwise turn into mute corpses to become the undead, the living dead.

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>>39705567
>such a ferocious feline!

>> No.39705650

>>39705609
does LN still come here?

>> No.39705654

>>39705642
That's what killing bites is.

>> No.39705673

>>39705650
Ye, he do, just last thread he drew

>> No.39705693

>>39705627
>No mask? No mask!

>> No.39705706

>>39705693
The Anon in Yellow

>> No.39705713

>>39705627
If I pull that off, will you die?

>> No.39705730

>>39705713
It would be extremely painful

>> No.39705737

>>39705730
>>39705730
>>39705730
>>39705730

>> No.39705741

>>39705542
Nice meme, Azur girls are objectively good looking.

>> No.39705751

>>39705737
Alright, this is pretty clever.

>> No.39705752
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POV: You forgot to git gud

>> No.39705756

>>39705706
Coming to a theatre near u

>> No.39705811

>>39703929
>redcap
today was a good day

>> No.39705874
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>>39705706
>>39705693
I will now put it on.

>> No.39705941

>>39705874
That was a cute game. I really liked Estir's voice acting when she was reciting her lines in the play.

>> No.39705945

>>39705811
Redcap? Ez clap.

>> No.39705968

>>39705874
>>39705941
Elaborate further on this game

>> No.39705984

>>39705693
>i must wear my masks for i am too ugly to be seen without
>No matter what
>No monster may know of my true face for they will label me a true monster
made by an edgy phantom
>>39705968
dating eldrtich beings if i recall correct

>> No.39706010

>>39705466
she needs a part or something instead of bangs, i think

>> No.39706017

>>39705752
If I met a Gazer that's bigger and stronger than me, I'd even let her be mean to me.

>> No.39706018

>>39705968
Start by summoning not-Cthulu for a smooch, end up two-timing her with not-King in Yellow for two smooches

>> No.39706030

>>39705968
Lovecraft gods dating sims. There is a cthulhu, hastur and nyarlohoptep (who is a catgirl granny)

>> No.39706079

>>39705417
>every news station has their own Ryu
>they all make different predictions for the next week
>terrible storms rage over MGC they all attempt to make their forecast a reality

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>>39703929
>Nuki
>Cupid
>Doppel
One steals my wallet afterwards, one steals my heart first, no idea what the third does as there's no 3D I'm really that into for her to copy.

>> No.39706099

>>39706087
>she morphs into your mom and looks visibly disgusted

>> No.39706102

>>39705941
The game is really good for healing.
I cried a little at Hastur's ending how incredibly heartwarming it was. I'm extremely weak to this kind of pure romantic love. This kind of love is really rare now in media, and it's probably why I started writing too, because I love this type of stuff.
>>39705968
You really should try it. The Nyarlathotep(who is an egyptian catgirl) part is also fun, where you have to solve curses. Also she's hot.

>> No.39706122

>>39705752
I live in an apartment and have a gazer living in the building somewhere. Sometimes we chat. Ever have really weird conversations with them though?

"IDK, I just find your 4th eye stalk much nicer than your 9th."
"How can you tell them apart?"
"You mean you can't?"

"Where were you?"
"Oh I met that nice new tanuki downtown. You know the one that sells the charms that gives +10 to spreadsheet and word development? You have to buy them separately."
"You were gone a long time."
"Yeah well she's really a robust personality. I like her hair too. So soft and clean and such. She keeps her floors at her place really clean too. No need to dodge stuff just dropped on the floor or anything."

"I haven't seen you in a while. Where were you?"
"Oh a friend of mine let me stay at her place after work. She saw I was just too exhausted to dealing with more crap I had already and I stayed the nice."
"Is that SO?"
"Really nice lady. Wears cute aprons when she cooks. Almost makes me want to kiss the cook, haha."

"You look at my funny sometimes."
"Ah- don't mind me. For some reason I keep thinking about those chinese buildings made out of corn cobs and Styrofoam or whatever. Really flat weird people over there. I shouldn't watch live leak videos before bedtime."

>> No.39706144

>>39704935
>>39705006
Fuck off and die Bollocks

>> No.39706156

>>39706102
Okay what's it called?

>> No.39706157

>>39706079
and this is why you only hire married ones

>> No.39706165
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>>39706030
Nyanlathotep has the best design.

>> No.39706170
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>>39704300
FluffSnek - index in her navel
LuvArcher - pinkie in the left ear
Spooder - index in the epigyne
Angel - thumb up the bumhole with a twist
Doll - same thumb in the mouth unwashed

>> No.39706190

>>39706170
God fucking damn it Cupid has such a great design, it's a crime that she doesn't get a lot of art, I have to comission some.

>> No.39706192

>>39706156
Sucker for Love

>> No.39706194

>>39706144
Be nice

>> No.39706214

>>39705417
she looks like she's wearing a high-tech VR headset.

>> No.39706220
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>>39706017

>> No.39706229

>>39706214
holy shit it does
>>39706220
ewww muscales

>> No.39706232

What girl would be the one to listen to dark synth music?

>> No.39706238

>>39703929
>Dragon
Jokes on her. She can't be a rapist because I consent!

>> No.39706251

>>39706220
I know that picture and this muscle Gazer looks hot, only I wish her eyestalks didn't look phallic.

>> No.39706252

>>39703929
>The Dark Lord Anon is up to his usual antics
>But here to stop him are five brave heroines - Mamono Sentai EcchiRanger!
>Leading the team is EcchiRed, a Khepri with a regal bearing and a warm confidence, who pilots the Hentai Sun!
>Her second-in-command, the level-headed edgelady EcchiBlue, a cool Ghoul who pilots the Hentai Jackal!
>Providing tech support and intel for the team is EcchiGreen, the Ghost of a hacker NEET girl and pilot of the Hentai Feather!
>Acting as the team's combat specialist is EcchiYellow, a tomboyish Tentacle who knows how to use all of her many limbs in arts both martial and marital, and pilot of the Hentai Hawk!
>Finally, EcchiPink, an Alice who helped design the team's costumes and come up with their poses, and pilot of the Hentai Tyet!
>The five girls make their way to Anon's lair to defeat him, but are too late - as he reactivates the ruins, a massive Dark Matter construct forms and tosses the girls like ragdolls!
>During the combination of their five mecha into the Great Hentai Goddess, their ultimate weapon, a mysterious human girl in a metallic jumpsuit resembling that of the EcchiRangers sneaks up behind Anon...
>While the fierce battle rages on, the mysterious EcchiSilver has her way with the so-called Dark Lord, her vulpine aura foreshadowing her connection to the unmanned Hentai Outlander, of similarly foxish nature!
>After the Dark Matter Construct is defeated, the Kitsune-tsuki in chrome slips away, leaving the EcchiRangers to run a reverse train on their enemy-turned-husband!
>Next time on EcchiRangers - the Dark Matter unleashed by Anon has possessed an Order priestess, who has established a villainess team of her church subordinates, imbued with fragments of her power - Seisou Sentai ChikanRanger!

>> No.39706253

>>39706194
No. Fag needs to stop being a drag on society.

>> No.39706254

>>39706232
edgy robutt or monster stuck in the 80s

>> No.39706265

>>39706238
That just makes it Rape (consentual)

>> No.39706279

>>39706265
its called surpise struggle sniuggle

>> No.39706303

>>39706232
What girl would listen to prog rock with me?

>> No.39706309

>>39706303
a hipster one so a phantom or a leadhe sidhe

>> No.39706311

>>39706252
I can imagine the $50 budget for each episode.

>> No.39706322

>>39706254
>edgy robutt
Sounds nice and cute

>> No.39706326

>>39706252
EcchiSilver is the coolest and that she doesn't get a piece of the action after she clearly saved her asses is completely unfair

>> No.39706369
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The foxes are in your walls

>> No.39706380

>>39706369
why auntie dressed like that and why did the door close?

>> No.39706391

>>39706369
Well she better get the fuck out of my wall and shove her fat inverted nipples into my mouth right the fuck now

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>>39704300
Mimic - pinkie in her keyhole, until she cums
Mershark - index fingertip in her gill-slits as a tickle
Wonderworm - thumb in her mouth so she sucks it like her hookah
Dullahan - thumb in her neckhole, the body one not the head one, like shes deep-throating
Houri - stinkfinger hard full-depth up the ass, she insta-cums

>> No.39706410
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Spiders have big butts!

>> No.39706412

>>39706326
>reading comprehension
She had Anon first, then left her sloppy seconds to the team

>> No.39706426

>>39706412
Oh, you are right
Then all is as it should be

>> No.39706427

Why is Wonderworm so damn kissable

>> No.39706448

>>39706427
Oral fixation

>> No.39706458

>>39706410
they do because they were too fat after trying to eat at two parties

>> No.39706465
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I want to french kiss alice...

>> No.39706467

>>39706427
Why is Alice so damn kissable?

>> No.39706468

>>39706427
Knows how to suck on the pipe

>> No.39706485
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>>39706427
>Furthermore, it seems their mouths get lonely when not smoking tobacco, so they frequently seek kisses during sex, and the breath thereby blown into their husband causes endless lust.

>> No.39706500

>>39706485
they look mildly terrifying

>> No.39706503

>>39706500
That's to ward off predators

>> No.39706509

>>39706503
I certainly wasn't planning on eating her though.

>> No.39706529

>>39706485
you WILL live in the comically oversized peapod
you WILL eat out the bug

>> No.39706531

>>39706509
Liar

>> No.39706535

>>39706509
i plan on eating her.... in the biblical way

>> No.39706539

>>39706410
Bug butt

>> No.39706556
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>>39704300
Bubbleslime - index finger anywhere, its all the same
Unicorn - middle finger deep in the virgin Hosspussi until she begs for the D
Redslime - same index finger that was in the Bubbleslime to see if they can mix goos
Hakutaku - thumb in her right ear as hand wraps around back of head to try plugging into all her sex knowledge
Demon - thumb up the ass as the rest grip around the base of her tail like jacking it

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>>39706410
Indeed

>> No.39706568

>>39706562
truly american spider

>> No.39706580

>>39706529
You WILL own no (underwear) and you will be happy

>> No.39706591

>>39706580
im fine with that but after i get the bod i want

>> No.39706614
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>deredere buff demon/succ wife
>get nearly crushed in a hug if you are ever away from her for more than 30 minutes

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>>39706568
Yes.

>> No.39706625

>>39706614
replace buff with soft and I'm in.

>> No.39706628

>>39706616
i like her legs that have heels as well

>> No.39706633

>>39706591
>Anon says he wants a strong muscular body with big biceps and rockhard abs
That's your new Jinko's clue to pounce.
>now her abs are 'your' abs

>> No.39706643

>>39706616
I bet she raids the fridge every night

>> No.39706647

>>39706633
nah, i wanna rock that bod while my wifey is soft

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>>39706643
Rude, she's trying to lose weight.

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>>39700354

>> No.39706668
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tfw no succ with with a tail pussy...
Why even live bros...

>> No.39706670

>>39706654
This is like that fox but instead oogieboogie

>> No.39706679

>>39706651
key word trying to lose weight, not losing weight

>> No.39706691
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>>39706679
Help her then anon she's waiting for (you)

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>> No.39706723

>>39706651
>>39706691
typical, does 30 min of excersices, gets tired and eats chips and chocolate cake to get her energy up

>> No.39706798

>>39706723
perfect

>> No.39706820
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>>39706500
It’s pure elegance thank you very much.

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>>39706614
deredere is best

>> No.39706886
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>>39706857
I respectfully disagree.
Yandere > Deredere

>> No.39706895

how do i get the bogie in me head to pay rent?

>> No.39706901

>>39706857
My ideal is a dere/kuu mix.

>> No.39706906

>>39706857
for me its bakadere

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>>39706886
Yandere is just deredere yet to be wrestled into submission.

>> No.39706913

>>39706908
Literally me after I found a yandere gf.

>> No.39706921

>>39706668
My Alice wife has a tailpussy!

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>> No.39706950

>>39706857
I used to dislike tsundere because I thought they were too much work, but I feel like I could play off of them pretty well.

>> No.39706971

>>39706908
>>39706913
My dudes.

>> No.39706977

>>39706857
Dandere is optimal.

>> No.39706994

>>39706886
I like to imagine my wife, who is extremely kuudere outwardly, is a complete yandere that would outcompete even the most yan Shirohebi or Wisp on the inside.

>> No.39707003
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>> No.39707019

>>39707003
>when shes see my dragon slayer

>> No.39707045

>>39707019
(she is extremely scared right now and is fearing for her life)

>> No.39707062

>>39707019
>>39707045
and it aint even at full power, lol. imma destory this dragons anus

>> No.39707101
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>>39705535
they're boring and safe designs.
despite everything i do like that goat

>> No.39707119

>>39707101
AHHH TITTY MONSTER
SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>> No.39707120

>>39707101
nav makes me reconsider shorties

>> No.39707141

>>39706562
f-fuck

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>> No.39707170

>>39707154
mantises are related to cockroaches

>> No.39707240

>>39707170
i don't mind as long as they both wear a maid outfit

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>>39707240

>> No.39707292

>>39706468
Wouldn't Nurarihyon be even better at this since she's also smoking all the time and has always lived in your house, there's nothing weird going on

>> No.39707305

>>39707170
Roach girls are cute and cool.

>> No.39707314

>>39707292
you mean, that ive been living in her house

>> No.39707346

>>39707154
>Those hands
Having to help out your mantis gf with mundane things would be quite wholesome, it wouldn't make up for the lack of handholding though.

>> No.39707352

>>39707314
Oh, right.

>> No.39707360

Nurarihyon? More like Nonipplehyon if her official art is anything to go by.

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>>39705466
>>39706010
I know what she needs.

>> No.39707371
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insects

>> No.39707390

>>39707371
Oh no, she's cute

>> No.39707415
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>>39705513
>I just can't get over the fact they're supposed to be fucking boats
But fucking boats is based.

>> No.39707416

>>39707371
Compensating dating with bugs is quite affordable.

>> No.39707426

>>39707416
How so

>> No.39707434

>>39707416
they pay u instead

>> No.39707454
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>>39707426

>> No.39707475

>>39707454
Good lord, this roach is so damn cute and sexy, it should be illegal

>> No.39707500

>>39707426
$50 for the full package including a date and an entire night in a love hotel.

>>39707434
They'll only pay you if you let them go all out.
Be ready for lots of scratches, love bites, sloppy kisses and her ravenous blowjobs.
You won't be able to complain either since you're a literal whore being paid for sex.

>> No.39707522

>>39707475
That is clearly a Japanese rhinoceros beetle

>> No.39707539
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39707539

What sort of curses does equipment in MGE have?

>> No.39707552

>>39707454
>exactly a foot shorter than me, just over 100lb
Big monsters are great but someone I can easily princess carry is an underrated selling point.

>> No.39707553

>>39707500
>Be ready for lots of scratches, love bites, sloppy kisses and her ravenous blowjobs.
All the things that I like. I would complain if she didn't do all that, especially bites and kisses.

>> No.39707568

>>39703929
>Inari
Fucking hell i hate kitsune too

>> No.39707575
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>>39707552
That's the great thing about wyverns. In one form you can carry her, and in the other form she can carry you.

>> No.39707610

>>39707539
The most common is stuff the monsterizes women but he had a tweet about Tanuki selling equipment to adventurers going into a dungeon that would make them tastier to various monsters.
>KC:There's a lot of information about equipment that works great for demon girls! (There's armor that increases perspiration for Beelzebub, robes that increase body odor (male odor) for beastly girls, and accessories that make semen easier to accumulate and more delicious for Ghouls.

>> No.39707612

>>39707552
She would just cling to you and there would be no way to get her off unless she wants to.

>> No.39707656

>>39707612
When that happens you just sit down and she naturally ends up on your lap. If you lie down she's on top of you. Once you've got her in your arms you've already won.

>> No.39707676

>>39707539
Dragon scale armor, but the dragon they belonged to is still alive and wearing it will mark you as hers. She'll start homing in on you the moment you put it on.

>> No.39707702

>>39706929
>huffing on your own mofu
wait, that's illegal

>> No.39707727

>>39707676
ill just wear jabber scale armor, got better stats, and it increases my lewdness stat, whatever that is

>> No.39707752

>>39707676
Dragon predator missile inbound.

>> No.39707769

>>39707752
>finds him just with one hit point and still standing after he decided to challange the final boss in the hardest dungoen he coulds find
>falls right between her massive tits as he fainted

>> No.39707782

>>39707656
>If you lie down she's on top of you
>she tries say that this was her plan all along

>> No.39707816

>>39707454
On one hand roach is good and easy because you can bribe her with sweets and junk food.
On other hand, roaches are knows to breed and miultply quickly...

>> No.39707831

What if kc sold out?

>> No.39707859

>>39707831
One of his Japanese fans would hunt him down and kill him. Waifus are serious business over there.

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>>39707539
>Ring of Lupine Love
Causes your body to give off a strong, manly smell that monsters can detect from miles away, especially canine types. Leaves a distinct trail for stalkers, such as the clan of yandere werewolves that make them.
>Greater Mofu Charm
Makes the tail of any monster who wears it extra fluffy and shiny, but also extremely sensitive and ticklish. Not recommended for manticores or monster with multiple tails.
>Demon's Tether
An amulet that can't be removed except by its creator, which gently compels the wearer to journey down to the demon realm and meet the lonely shut-in demon who made it. The effect is mild and can be resisted, but slowly gets more intense if she scries who picked up her amulet and likes what she sees.

>> No.39707893

>>39707816
>on the other hand
But this is also a plus though

>> No.39707926

>>39707871
>greater mofu charm
what if a kitsune with nine tails puts it on?
and does the effect stack.

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>>39707926

>> No.39707970

>>39707949
mildly cursed.
moreso than the shavedsune.

>> No.39708019

>>39702909
Oni brat!

>> No.39708025

sniffing monster panties increases str, a haku told me so!

>> No.39708051

>>39703681
Don't give up, Gob!
https://imgur.com/a/PK6gDUw

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>>39708025
Does the monster who sniffs man's underwear get the same boost?

>> No.39708064

>>39708051
I think that would kill her.

>> No.39708071

>>39707949
Wish wallpaper engine had more mge girls.

>> No.39708073

>>39708054
i want to walk in on a kiki smelling my underwear

>> No.39708082

>>39707831
>Soulless MGE gacha releases and shuts down within 2 years
>Official MGE manga get made by a different artist, is surprisingly good
>Overpriced merch is frequently released to mild acclaim
>Shoehorned collabs with other franchises
>Never ending rumors of an anime

>> No.39708095

>>39708064
Goblins are durable, she'll be okay!

>> No.39708105

>>39707831
You can kiss all references to the Sabbath bye bye.

>> No.39708106

>>39708054
Ms. haku told me that the pheromones of a monster girl unlock the adrenal glands in a man and makes him stronger in exchange for most of his intelligence, making them act on the instinct to find and fuck that monster girl, men retain enough intellengce to hatch plans on to thrick and corner said monster girl

>> No.39708110

>>39708082
>>Overpriced merch
I'd buy it

>> No.39708117

>>39708082
every day life in a hugbox with my monster wife, coming in 2025.
endlessly delayed because KC insists on making a variation with every single girl he's ever made.

>> No.39708119

>>39708105
Just say they are midgets

>> No.39708133

>>39708119
This is canon though.

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Goblins are fun to adventure with.

>> No.39708148

>>39706194
>Be nice
>To a subhuman

>> No.39708157

>>39708117
KC selling out would probably reduce delays since he'd have publishers pressuring him to ship.

>> No.39708165

>>39708157
he would try to kill all of them and then himself

>> No.39708172

>>39708157
Netflix pushing a tight deadline is what ruined little witch academia.

>> No.39708205

>>39708172
Hey, I know that anime! It's on my backlog
You know what happens when people don't have deadlines

>> No.39708224

>>39708106
Answer the question or I'll go sniff Ms. Haku's panties myself and make her tell me.

>> No.39708230
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Pop quiz
Anon, Is this a cow or a normal succ?
>>39708224
it just increases the horny of monsters

>> No.39708237

>>39708205
It depends on the person and situation.

>> No.39708253

>>39708230
It has wings, horns, and a tail so it must be a dragon.

>> No.39708258

>>39708230
I don't see no cowprint or a bell so not a cow

>> No.39708261

>>39708253
It can't be a dragon because it doesn't have scales.

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>>39708253
>is a dragon
someone flunked monster biology, no dragon has a tail that small, tiny and puny
>>39708258
this is a cow and she wears none of that

>> No.39708292

>>39702268
Damn that fairy is getting wasted

>> No.39708303

>>39708271
>this is a cow
That's a fox

>> No.39708321

>>39708303
nope, u wrong. guess wronfg again and ill toss you to the bigtop with all the clowns and bogies waiting for dummies like you

>> No.39708333

Bakunyuu monsters are easy to please, just massage her breasts and shoulders once a day and she'll be over the moon.
Drinking only their milk also pleases them greatly.

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>>39708333
much like this small devil cow

>> No.39708361

>>39708342
Mmm Sinful Strawberry flavor

>> No.39708362

>>39708064
A gobbo's internal organs can be compressed to form a near perfect onahole. It's just evolution or some shit.

>> No.39708381

>>39708361
comes with extra smarts for added int boost!

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Welp, the hero isn't gonna be able to escape this time.

>> No.39708395

>>39708392
once you drink the scary foxes milk, its over

>> No.39708398

>>39708392
Is she getting bigger or is he getting smaller?

>> No.39708399

>>39708392
...Would she feel anything at that size?

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>>39708398
I assume she is getting bigger through absorbing the hero's life force.
>>39708399
It's the motion of the ocean anon.

>> No.39708411

>>39708398
she like 3m

>> No.39708414

>>39708342
She looks like she needs milking, urgently.

>>39708399
Don't underestimate how sensitive and tight monsters are.

>> No.39708430

>>39708407
Is that what those top sliders are for?

>> No.39708486

>>39708399
One old doujin with monstergirls answered this; the body may be huge but the vag is human sized.

>> No.39708512

>>39708486
That sounds like one uncanny vag.

>> No.39708520

>>39708399
MAMANO MAMA MANA, MAN

>> No.39708528

>>39708407
>big girl peeking through window seeking me
Sorry but I am gonna run now

>> No.39708532

>>39708407
>big girl looking at me
I aint gonna run miss......?

>> No.39708533

>>39708399
>>39708520
Adapts to hyper sensitive vulva.

>> No.39708539

>>39708512
You can't have everything.

>> No.39708553

>>39708411
thats ~9 feet (274.32cm)
which puts the boy at shota size
god i wish that were me

>> No.39708557

>>39705444
big paws for big handholding. i love big paws.

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The dragon wife

>> No.39708568

>>39708553
>spoiler
i really wish to be a young boy that was abandoned in her forest and was taken care
>>39708563
them legs are amazing but where are her caf scales

>> No.39708570

So, how do I approach a Hinezumi for massaging? Do I wait until she has finished training? Do I stalk her outside the Dojo until I see she has finished? Do I just introduce myself and straight offer it? Do I get into the massaging no introductions at all? Do I knock the door of a Hinezumi dojo and offer massaging services? If I do the last one, how do I make it so I am assigned to a single Hinezumi and I am not forced to become the massage slut of the entire dojo?

>> No.39708580

>>39708568
Hidden

>> No.39708581

>>39708563
I just need one like her to hold me close and tel me things are alright

>> No.39708586

>>39708580
i understand, but whats her name?

>> No.39708599

>>39708586
Waffle

>> No.39708602

>>39708599
just y? y waffle, anon?

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>>39708563
The DRAGON wife

>> No.39708608

>>39708486
I have my Shog adjust the size and shape of her cosmic cunny anyways.

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>>39708606

>> No.39708622
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>>39708613
dragon time?

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>>39708563
>>39708606
Why are there so few pics of dragongirls in wedding dresses?

>> No.39708632

>>39708625
>is very prideful
>is a tsundere
>usually die virgins and come back as zombies
gee i wonder....

>> No.39708637
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>>39708622
It's always dragon time.

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>>39708602
That's just how everyone calls her. It's stuck now and she'll forever be waffle.

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>>39708637
no, it's burgah time

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>>39708632
This just proves we need more propaganda of crying tears of joy dragongirls in wedding dresses having her hands held by their husbands directed at Dragonia.

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>>39707831

>> No.39708686
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>>39708648
im going to draw a stack of waffles with dragons bit one of these days
>>39708652
nope its dragon cow time

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>> No.39708694
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>>39708608
Correct answer

>> No.39708701
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remember to ignore the tard
>>39708694
and im honestly sick of shogs now

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>>39708686
It do be like that sometimes

>> No.39708711

>>39708704
that is one of the cutest dragon pics ive seen

>> No.39708730

>>39708686
I bet dragon milk is delicious and highly nutritious.

>> No.39708739
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>>39708730
very much so, wonder why its recorded by the doctor dragons

>> No.39708761

>>39708739
Top tier cow, dexterity is a dump stat in the face of such overwhelming charisma.

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>> No.39708772
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>>39708761
very much but found a purple dragon cow

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>> No.39708792
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>> No.39708798

>>39708792
:)

>> No.39708803

God damn you dragonfags now i want to spill my seed in dragons

>> No.39708809
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>>39708798
i would love to see a :) dragon and cheshire

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>>39708803
they would like that, even if they might say otherwise

>> No.39708818

>>39708812
I just want to be cuddled and held by one

>> No.39708821
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so......dragon maids?

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>>39708821
Yup

>> No.39708833
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>>39708821
Yes

>> No.39708841

>>39708809
nice nips

>> No.39708846

>>39708841
You can't see them, she's wearing a bra

>> No.39708847

>>39708832
>>39708833
they come free in dragonia, ya know. all you gotta do its put up a poster in the local guild that you are looking for one

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>> No.39708876

the WBI (Witch Bureau of Investigation) doesn't want you to know this but the ancient kitsune in the forest are free, you can just take them home
i currently have 40 hagsune working as baby factories

>> No.39708904

>>39708809
what if :) troll

>> No.39708907

>>39708874
this hagon is gonna flash someone, i know it
>>39708876
ive taken the local dragons in, i got a wyvren, 2 dragons, 4 wurms and a bogie jabberwock
>>39708904
do it

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>>39700354

>> No.39708928

>>39708916
the one on the right loooks like a dude in drag

>> No.39708933

>>39708928
Did you mean left?

>> No.39708934

>>39708928
meant left, fuck

>> No.39708940

>>39708933
yes, it looks like a fucker in drag

>> No.39708995

Remember, monsters might come up to you and pay to fuck them, that means you should take the money then dip

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>>39708995
I think that's felony.

>> No.39709021

>>39708995
The monster might think she's tricking me into marriage but i am tricking her into marriage with a useless man.
Luckily no divorce in MGE you should have thought twice before you molded your insides to me and only me, lel.

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>> No.39709043

>>39709009
It is if you get caught, and it’s their fault for trusting me.
>>39709021
Fren, just take the money and dip, dont dip your stick, you’ll get stuck

>> No.39709052

i like those binding contracts that use the demonrealm ink.
because as we all know there's nothing sexier than contract law

>> No.39709083
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>>39709052
Pens are sexy!

>> No.39709096

I wanna play with a butterfly knife in front of a jinko and do the more risky tricks

>> No.39709143

I wanna lick a mucus toad and see how chicken tastes

>> No.39709154

>>39709043
when the portals open there is no telling what the rules are. Maybe if you go an hour single you get kicked out or government stormtroopers come for you.
Take what you can get anon.

>> No.39709158

>>39708821
It's weird that dragonmaid went mainstream

>> No.39709163

>>39708916
I have really, REALLY mixed feelings about this image.

>> No.39709188

>>39708821
This post made me sneeze

>> No.39709194

>>39709163
I like muscles as much as the next guy but the one on the left is too much for me

>> No.39709200

>>39709163
it bad

>> No.39709215

>>39709188
Are u allergic to dragon?

>> No.39709228
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Updates on Outis content.

Demo script is done and is programmed in for Garden of Roses. Sprites are mostly done. We found a BG artist and are working closely with them as a music producer starts chipping away at the soundtrack (music is super expensive as you can imagine). Feeling pretty confident people who like sappy stories will enjoy Rosa's and it won't be too much. Please stay tuned and thanks for your patience.

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>> No.39709265

Guys shouldn't wear sweatpants in public since it's just an invitation to get a stranger mamono to stick her tongue up your ass.

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>>39709228

"Slay the Dragon!" is moving at a snail's pace due to the artist's health conditions, but we renegotiated the rate because of the setback and it's not the end of the world. He even did some nice bonus stuff that I'll be posting on the Subscribestar.

This game is already written, programmed, and has BGs implemented.

(I apologize for the censors in advance, I don't want to get slapped for posting tits on a blue board).

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>> No.39709275
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>>39708563
The JubJub wife.

>> No.39709285

>>39709273
Stop getting in the way of me and tits, Bern

>> No.39709291

>>39709273
I'd be angry about this censor if it didn't make me laugh.

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>>39709228
>>39709273

Honestly not that much to show for Bern's Breeding Sim. A lot of the recent progress has been unsexy technical stuff under the hood. Inventory and date frameworks are basically coded.

One of my artists did a cute drawing a of Bern's underwear to advertise our recent dev log, though, as well as some cute pictures of Rosa.

That's all for now.

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>> No.39709309

>>39709265
Not if I do it them first.

>> No.39709313

>>39709307
>>39709273
>>39709228
kill yourself

>> No.39709323

>>39709307
Thank you and please disregard the shitflinger.

>> No.39709324

>>39709313
You first, falseflagging /tg/ faggot.

>> No.39709331

>>39709324
nah i just fucking hate this guy specifically

>> No.39709339
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>>39709307
Forgot to attach the image, sorry.

>> No.39709347

>>39709331
Really sorry you feel that way. I hope someday you change your mind and give the content a try.

Do your best, Anon. I believe in you.

>> No.39709366

>>39709347
fuck off you NTR loving freak.

>> No.39709387

>>39709096
I wanna make eye contact with a harpy before jumping off a cliff

>> No.39709394
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Do not touch goat
Do not feed goat
Do not interact with goat

>> No.39709397

>>39709331
Nobody cares.

>> No.39709400 [DELETED] 

>>39709366
>isekaied to mge
>but it's actually ntr mge and you get tied up and force to watch cute chesires get cum inflated by faceless black men

>> No.39709409

>>39709394
sorry, i dont date shorties, only 7ft anf up

>> No.39709414

>>39709331
>hating a guy who leaks all his content for free and actually thanks people for consuming it

Literally why?

>> No.39709438

>>39709394
gonna pat her head
gonna feed her hay
gonna call her a good girl

>> No.39709440

>>39709228
>>39709273
>>39709307
>>39709339

Great stuff. Ignore the fat/tg/uys.

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demons, why they cute?

>> No.39709480

Tell me about the shirohebis, anon

>> No.39709482

>>39709447
Attractive woman is even better when she's smart enough to be a lawyer.

>> No.39709483

>>39709307
>bloomers
I didn't know the devs were touhoufags.

>> No.39709499

is you a demon?

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>>39709499
no?

>> No.39709515
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>> No.39709519

>>39709507
>HE'S SIGNING IT!~ HE'S SIGNING IT!~

>> No.39709532
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Quick, proclaim your love for your favorite species before the fox attacks!

>> No.39709538

>>39709515
this pic made me turned me a bit of an animal
>>39709532
wurm clussy

>> No.39709543
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>>39709532
I LOVE JINKOS

>> No.39709563
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>>39700354

>> No.39709568

>>39709532
I like a lot of species, I can't pick just one favorite.

>> No.39709571
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>>39709394
I DIDN'T LISTEN! OH GOD, OF FUCK!

>> No.39709576
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>>39709532
I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENTS TO ATTEND A TEA PARTY AND I'M AFRAID IT'S INVITE ONLY

>> No.39709580
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>>39709519

>> No.39709581

I wanna be married to jealous white snake and lazy sleep mouse.

I wanna have to keep the former from bullying or even eating the latter in what would be a cartoonish trope

>> No.39709589

>>39709576
i wanna bite that cake

>> No.39709591

>>39709532
Too busy for foxes. I've been eaten by a giant worm

>> No.39709598
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>>39709532
I love hellhounds. Yes I know it's basic but I've become autistically obsessed with them ever since I read there entry.

>> No.39709607

what would a dragon wedding be like?

>> No.39709619

>>39709607
A whole of crying, seething and fighting for the flowers

>> No.39709620

>>39709576
They told me I could marry any monster girl, so I chose the human with the hat

>> No.39709623

>>39709607
Lots of sobbing over the fact she finally got herself a devoted husband after so many centuries.
Highly emotional.

>> No.39709631

Is deep, passionate, warm creampie sex under the beautiful, starry, night sky at the beach a good reward for a sabbath witch who graduates elementary school?

>> No.39709637
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>>39709532
Pharaohs are love and life

>> No.39709644

>>39709620
ah yes, the dark mage, a good hag

>> No.39709658
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>>39709532
CLUSSY

>> No.39709666

>>39709658
my brother in clown....

>> No.39709670

>>39709631
Beaches are pretty cold at night

>> No.39709675

>>39709670
Aren't beaches still warm in the summer?

>> No.39709690

>>39709658
Erotic titty thorn tattoos

>> No.39709699

>>39709675
it may be summer but no sun to warm so the coldness of the sea overpowers it

>> No.39709750

>>39709620
Her human girl disguise is very good, but I assure you she’s shroom to the bone

>> No.39709759

>>39709607
Depends on the species. Ryus would probably have some sort of elegant ceremony with all the neighboring villages invited to celebrate the happiness of their local goddess. Wurms would probably just bang you and then show you off to her friends later. Vanilla dragons I could see there being a big preparation to clean out the treasure hoard for a new place for her husband. Like it used to be just a big pile of gold but now the room is neatly organized with all the shiny expensive stuff lining the walls and floor but now in the center is a large gorgeous bed that looks like it belongs to a king. The ceremony is just her princess carrying you to the bed and placing you onto it. This is now your pedestal, the one place where you truly belong, for you are now her husband, her greatest treasure. All the gold and jewels in the world cannot hope to equal your worth. She will protect you, love you, worship you, for you are the greatest treasure. YOU ARE HERS. And she is yours.

>> No.39709762
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>>39709658
I like my clussy protable

>> No.39709787

>>39709762
>protable
someone been growing donkey ears since he played hooky and been to the prankster paradise too many times
its an old saying of being a lazy idiot

>> No.39709830

is clussy da best? yes, it is

>> No.39709845

>>39709830
but what is the best kind of clussy?

>> No.39709848

>>39709830
No, it's krussy

>> No.39709861

>>39709848
is that krusty pussy?
>>39709845
i'd say the best klussy is royal clussy like the clown princess of clussyland

>> No.39709879

>>39709861
>clown princess of clussyland
would her humor be high class? what she have a royal jester? i wanna travel to clussyland

>> No.39709880

>>39709861
>ringmaster lilim clown

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>>39700354

>> No.39709892

>>39709879
>>39709880
if you go to clussyland, you can even find clown angels, you hear me right, clown angels. Its a magical place filled equally with laughs and spooks

>> No.39709897

Gimme a monster girl that understands the superiority of Corn Chex as a cereal.

>> No.39709903

>>39709897
>imagine liking cereal
i eat actual food unlike you

>> No.39709910

>>39709903
Hey, sometimes you need a snack at night.

>> No.39709915

>>39709892
>clown angels
>will throw a pie in your face if you sin
>will laugh and honk while doing aerobatics in the air
>are worshiped by clown nuns
what a strange place

>> No.39709916

>>39709910
i eat an apple or eat some bogie pie

>> No.39709925

>>39709915
It may be strange but sure is fun. I have even seen a clown ice queen

>> No.39709939

>>39709925
>you get stuck in a terrible winter if you don't laugh at her ice puns

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>>39709532
I am going to marry a spider. This is not up for debate.

>> No.39709954

>>39709576
soft, squishy shroom butt
i'm sure it's even softer than regular mushroom girls from all the time spent hosting and visiting tea parties

>> No.39709964

>>39709915
They have funny looking halos, their wings very colorful, and are quite the aerial daredevil.They even have a habit of picking up a man and play with them in the air, making their hearts race

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>>39709948
They are good girls.

>> No.39709970

>>39709939
and she says so many ridiculously icy jokes with such a stairght face, you cant tell if she is joking

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>>39709644

>> No.39709978

>>39709915
what does clown nun milk taste like? Banana smoothie?

>> No.39709981

>>39709978
holy cotton candy

>> No.39709991

>>39709966
>>39709948
when they terrify you but you also dont want to hurt their feelings.

>> No.39709997

>>39709978
very holy milk, that has a different flavor each sip
chocolate, strawberry, peanut butter, throw the dice and take a sip!

>> No.39709998
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A short and thick goat is a good goat
Very sturdy and hardy
Built in horns for proper handling

>> No.39710003

>>39709975
The Sabbath Lolis hate this.

>> No.39710009

>>39709998
was already posted
>>39709997
im quite the fan of mime nun milk

>> No.39710010
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>>39709644
>>39709975

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>>39709991
I'm not afraid of spiders and never really have been, since I live in a part of the world with no dangerous ones. I'm not too fond of bugs in general but for some reason I find spiders beautiful. There's something very aesthetically pleasing about them and their webs.

>> No.39710024

Trying ratatoskr's hot and tasty svedish meeta-balz at dinner time!

>> No.39710025

>>39710012
>dangerous ones
a spiderbite can still give you a staph infection.

>> No.39710037

>>39710024
what spell did you cast on me, witch?

>> No.39710043

>>39710009
>completely silent bogie nun
>able to defy the laws of physics and have seemingly impossible gravity
>able to completely entrap you in an invisible maze
>only way out is through the kneeling nun, with perfectly plump lips, large rack, and, for some reason, only clothed in a habit and painted on black/white robe
>her nipples are covered with cross pasties threatening to peel off

>> No.39710051

>>39710043
>only clothed in a habit and painted on black/white robe
>her nipples are covered with cross pasties threatening to peel off
God has given me the strength to bust down those invisible walls and breed that mime

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>>39710037
Ratatoskr's curse of mofu sensitivity
One brush of that tail and you are mindbroken

>> No.39710061
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>>39709532
I love jub jubs because they can keep up with my libido and are very nice to touch!

>> No.39710063

>>39710043
>is compelete white
>has black lipstick
>also has black nips

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>>39710025
To be fair you can get an infection from being bitten by just about anything. A cat or dog is just as if not more likely to make you sick if they bite you, and many smaller spiders can't even penetrate human skin with their little fangs. They're cute and I won't hear otherwise.

>> No.39710082

>>39709998
Gonna breed that cocogoat like we're building a herd.
Because we are.

>> No.39710089

>>39710003
Good

>> No.39710117

Premiering next week: A new comedy monster girl series. "Sabbath Lolis are forced to move into Hagsville."

May or may not cause controversy to the Sabbath Propers. Much to the laugh of adult big boob monsters.

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>> No.39710197

>>39710169
I then proceed to toss an EMP Grenade at the cringe Cyber Kunoichi. It is super effective!!!

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>>39700354

>> No.39710229
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this is why you don't want to get into a swordfight with lamias

>> No.39710233

>>39710229
Why even fight. just love the noodle

>> No.39710245

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to calm the medical vampire when you donate platelets and something goes a tad wrong.
Sometimes a machine just breaks or they put a needle too close to the valve.

>> No.39710254

>>39708082
It sounde good but:
>Sabbath retconned
>Key core aspects of MGE like near zero MG standards and never rejecting any single men would likely get tossed out, if not intentionally, by error.

No, thanks.

>> No.39710266

>>39710245
>medical vampire
>thinking she won't be emptying your blood bags into her mouth when she thinks you are not looking

>> No.39710274

>>39710266
Anon please, she's a professional.
She'll just drink one of the little test vials to hold herself over and 'sample' you.
A perk of the job.

>> No.39710298

>>39710274
>'sample' you
>be at the complete mercy of the vampire nurses as the make their night rounds
>they always say just one more sip
>they always lie
i bet those vampires bought their licenses, what a sham

>> No.39710302

>>39710298
Anon, if they're holding you hostage to get your blood something tells me you aren't doing a donation.
Those take two hours to do tops if you're given them the whole gambit.

>> No.39710315

>>39710266
ill be a dummy and play around with a butterfly knife in front of her and cut my hand right in front of her then ask her to clean it with her mouth
captcha:ngoth

>> No.39710324

>>39710302
it was just a donation at first
but they can't get enough so they are keeping me for "observation"
send help, they are bringing the vamp nurse hags

>> No.39710334

>>39710324
if you dont want the hags I'll glady take them, I'll just cut my arm a bit and my shoulders as well to draw them away to have some fun

>> No.39710355

>>39710274
>She'll just drink one of the little test vials
>she comes back to you with blood on her lips
>"Thank you for your donation, it was greatly needed!"
>well atleast you got a free cookie

>> No.39710364

What would happen if a stinky NEET that hasn't taken a shower in weeks gets isekaid in the middle of a MGE maid academy?

>> No.39710370

>>39710355
Free cookie, free coffee.
Or maybe even chips if yours is pretty cook.
Or Gummy snacks.

Also while Nurse Wurm makes sure you don't leave too early

>> No.39710371

>>39710364
their haku maid sensei teaches them how to clean a dirty neet
and if this is you, get some help

>> No.39710378

>>39710370
im fucking nurse wurm, no matter what i need to do

>> No.39710382

>>39710378
She'll give you her number and you can come back tomorrow.
Can't have you working out too hard atter donating blood.

>> No.39710389

>>39710382
I do not care, i will make sweet tender love with this lovely wurm, even if it's the last thing I do! Also the local lich can bring me back

>> No.39710392

>>39710389
Anon please, Nurse wurm isn't a dummy, she knows to make you wait a day before loving.
Besides, that means you can just go all the harder when you DO meat up.

>> No.39710396

>>39710392
I will make love this wurm, I came her just for her, and I aint going home until I do!

>> No.39710400

>>39710364
krampus maid bags him
shoggoth cleans him
kiki raises him up into a respectable member of society
all three demands he takes responsibility

>> No.39710431

>>39710400
krampus maid A++

>> No.39710432

>>39710364
i wanna wake up there and see a bogie and bogey maid duo

>> No.39710443

>>39704035
>Still thinkin bout dat goop

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>> No.39710449

go to sleep or the bogey under your bed will make you go to bed

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>>39710449
just invite her on your bed
underneath must be terribly cold

>> No.39710464

>>39710458
She has her work cut out then because I have destroyed my sleep schedule.

>> No.39710467

>>39710058
Can this effect stack?

>> No.39710468

Who is the sweetest lilim?

>> No.39710469

>>39705360
This. KC is usually top notch but I still feel nothing from the skeltal girl.

>> No.39710472

>>39710469
You do know its still one of his earlier designs, you know that right?

>> No.39710474

>>39710468
Druella is most certainly the sweetest Lilim. She’s already a CC but her time alone has left her to turn into one of the sweetest cakes there is.

>> No.39710510

I want to live in a country run by monster girls, imagine being able to live in a comfy rural home filled with nature and monsters with very high hospitality, then take a nearby train to the city's capital and experience city live where you interact with monsters from all walks of life, with the help of magic letting you get to the city and back with trips being half an hour. Being able to experience both urban and rural life at the same time with monster girls is my fantasy.

>> No.39710515

>>39710474
Can I hug her without fear of rape?

>> No.39710529

>>39710515
She’s so incredibly love deprived that she’s told herself that’s exactly what she would do but in reality she would crumble and take things at a slow and loving pace. At least that’s what I imagine her to be like.

>> No.39710537

>>39710515
Monsters don't rape, they just say they do, just to frighten men for fun. They find sexual assault very appalling and they condemn such violence on anyone.

>> No.39710539

>>39710529
I'd hold her in a gentle embrace

>> No.39710540

>>39710515
>druella awaits her first hug
>anon hoverhands her
i presume this is a crime

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>>39710537
Truly the only reason they don't exist is because we don't deserve them.

>> No.39710559

>>39710510
only in my fantasy can my city have proper public transport and not be a traffic locked hell-hole

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>>39710510
public transportation is too dangerous, i'll stay in the countryside.

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>>39710510
Imagine.

>> No.39710578

>>39710571
This is too nice.

>> No.39710592

>>39710571
A society run by monsters and letting humans rehabilitate in a really healthy environment must be really nice

>> No.39710642

If I were the Order's Minister or Secretary for Defense and the Monstergirls are this close to laying siege to the Order's Capital and HQ. I am going to set off several nukes in our own country to deter monstergirls advancing any further. Don't care if this will turn us into a Rump State, at least I will pwn those monstergirls by detonating nukes in my own country. Mamono Mana sure ain't gonna do shit against radiation now can it? And in the we can still recuperate and sustain ourselves by just praying to God. Simple as.

>> No.39710643

>>39710561
trains are much more nicer than cars, they transport vital ingredients and items to your local monster girl-owned businesses like restaurants and clothing stores. without them, you couldn't sink your teeth into a dragon tail burger or buy a fur coat made from were-sheep wool

>> No.39710661

>>39709532
but the fox IS my favorite species

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>>39710592
>rehabilitating in a monster city
>it being a monster city, the vast majority of it's population are female and thus single
>every nearby monstergirl barely holding herself back from claiming you until you're ready

>> No.39710687

>>39709532
>A guy tells this fox he is already married to his loving human wife.

Let me guess, the fox then attacks the man and his wife for the reason of corruption and monsterization, right?

>> No.39710689

>>39710671
Some of them must've lost hope and given up on finding a partner overall after spending many years alone. Men might not get advanced on so immediately and won't have to worry about getting attacked either.

>> No.39710694

>>39708803
the dragon cult spreads further

>> No.39710704
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>>39710571
>>39710578
>>39710592
I can only imagine the splendor of monstergirl cities.

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Sends-Mixes-Messages said you should go bathe with her. Because you stink. Baka.

>> No.39710719
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>>39710561
Surely they have all male train cars to protect single men from being accosted from non rail line employees.

>> No.39710731

>>39710704
That girl forgot to button her fly!

>> No.39710733
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Fat cats

>> No.39710763

>>39710561
>have to push past a line of centaur picketers each time you need to ride the train
they have scary eyes sometimes

>> No.39710771

>>39710704
Why is there a room underwater? For mermaids?
Makes me wish there was a 3D adventure video game where you explore a monster girl city

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>>39707769
>It's the part where you finally get the final game mechanic after the fight you're supposed to lose
>Except instead of a game mechanic it's a yan dragon wife with massive tits and hips
I like it

>> No.39710797
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>>39710446

>> No.39710803
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>>39710733
you call that a fat cat? this is a fat cat!

>> No.39710814

>>39710797
aurelia best girl

>> No.39710822
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would you accept a talonjob from a harpy anon?

>> No.39710828

>>39708613
>One talon facing the wrong direction
This arouses my autism

>> No.39710829

>>39710822
sure

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>>39710822
only if they are cute

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>> No.39710905

>>39709580
It's cheesy but I love the idea of a demon teaching an illiterate man how to write then creaming her khakis when he can finally sign his own name on her contract

>> No.39710925

>>39710071
>t.
https://imgbox.com/efj7l0nF

>> No.39710956

>>39710458
This is actually a very awkward position
>He has to lean over to grab her plush
>She has to lunge up to grab him and potentially slam back against the hard ground
Must be her first time bogeying up

>> No.39710972

Camouflaged kiki would be called khiki

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>>39710972
Oi

>> No.39710994

>>39705138
Snicker snack

>> No.39711153

>>39708876
That's as many as four tens.

>> No.39711177
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Dooo it, doo it, doo it!

>> No.39711205

>>39707893
You'll need a really big house and a lot of sugar for all those roaches.

>> No.39711218

>Be me
>Butthurt from a badly placed khyst
>Can't sit or walk
>Waiting for the pain to go away, daydreaming about mg cities
If only I could just go to local unicorn... The portals would allow to make most injuries trivial and easy to deal with. You could do dangerous things without any worry, breaking an arm, no problem just go the hospital and you will be out in 1 hour.

>> No.39711245

>>39711177
Sniffing her scent from so near is what truly gives a man power!

>> No.39711762

>>39711177
(Don't think about her sitting on your face, Don't think about her sitting on your face, Don't think about her sitting on your face...)

>> No.39711963

>>39710254
They'd still have nearly zero standards, just a main standard would be someone had to be the protagonist. Can't wait for the obligatory episode where the protagonist lures away a girl from a dude who's only crime is not being interesting enough

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>>39710010
I love my pure and loyal rifle wife Springfield

>> No.39712588

39712523
This is not a monster girl, mutt nigger. Also it's a shitty burger rifle.

>> No.39712612

It's been a while since I've posted a story here. Can we still post smut or have they suddenly started giving a shit while I was gone?

>> No.39712678

>>39712588
Guns that have turned into girls are monster girls. Tsukumogami or magic material type.
Think something like a cursed sword.

>> No.39712716

>>39711963
Monstergirls have always had standards
>be polite
>be efficient
>have a plan to rape everyone you meet

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Bratty dragons

>> No.39712783

>>39712776
Tell her that if she doesn't eat her beef, she can't have any pudding.

>> No.39712788
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High Hrothgar, the Deep Throat of the World.

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>>39712776
>>39712788
Propose to dragons, bratty or not

>> No.39712833

>>39712798
Okay Todd I will now buy Skyrim again

>> No.39712945

>>39711218
They will lock you in if you keep getting hurt stupidly

>> No.39712962

>>39712678
Bad faith argument. It's just a normal human with a gun. Where his the monster
part ? Is she melted with the gun ?

>> No.39712964

>>39712776
*domestic female lizards

>> No.39712972

>>39712612
You can't show pic with smut uncensored but uncensored writing is ok

>> No.39712984

>>39710229
Using that cane must be a pain in the ass in a fight.
>>39710364
Akaname maid has her day.

>> No.39713073

Good morning, I dreamt of a clown jabberwock

>> No.39713074

>>39709580
Stupid woman. Got so excited that she forgot to read my demands on the contract. She will serve me as a cuddle slave.

>> No.39713117

>>39709580
>I drew me fucking her

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The memes, Jack.

>> No.39713177

>>39709580
my signature is in the shape of dickbutt

>> No.39713199

>>39712716
to be fair mgs always have had standards. The taste of your essence mainly, possibly amplified by how horny you are for them specifically.
And also if they like your personality it's rape time too. The only really hard fast rule is they don't care for physical attributes.

>> No.39713233

Monster reads your mind, what does she zee?

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>>39713159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
>mofu machines anon! they fluff in response to physical contact!
>you can't not fluff me anon

>> No.39713249

>>39713233
a vast and barren desert

>> No.39713251

>>39713233
pure, unadulterated handholding

>> No.39713252

>>39713246
But I'm touching your boobs...

>> No.39713267

>>39713252
Fox has been defeated now, press b to breed rapidly!!

>> No.39713300

>>39713233
Hate for tanukis and hellhounds

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>>39713233
Muscle women that have gotten so comfortable living rent free in my head that they set up a gym.

>> No.39713321

>>39713233
Me snuggling in bed with a soft hag, listening to music with my face buried in her tits.

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>>39713300
your getting nuki'd anon

>> No.39713344

>>39713321
For me. It's being able to paint a hagin all her of her softness and sexness before me

>> No.39713388

>>39713233
My overwhelming desire to bed hags, it's to the point of making me revert. Into an animal

>> No.39713403

>>39713233
Books. Lots and lots of books. A house built out of books. Furniture built out of books. Their spines all crinkled and flakey from being read so thoroughly, their pages dogeared and darkened.
Somewhere among these books there is a man, resting on a bed of books. A man behaving much like a dragon, one might say.

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You all love ALPS! Alp-fuckers! Alp husbands! Disgusting!

>> No.39713424

>>39713233
Me being buried in and forced to brush the mofu of extra fluffy hellwans and raijus.

>> No.39713427

>>39713344
>telepathic hag reads anon's mind
>gets confused when she just sees her own face, happier than she can ever remember being
>almost cries when she realizes

>> No.39713450
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>> No.39713476

>>39713450
earlet gobbo

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>>39712776
Damn female lizards, needs consentual sex and maledom correction.

>> No.39713505

>>39713427
>The pic gets zooomed out
>its anon with the hag with a kid in her arms with several more playing around the two

>> No.39713517

>>39713233
Vore. But she's a lamia so it's cool. That just turns her on

>> No.39713535

>>39713412
Depends on the alp, really. But I do like them.

>> No.39713553

>>39713159
My heart says Trumpart Sundowner, but my dick says Dark Mage Mistral. I wanna get molested by a multiarm hag.

>> No.39713564

>>39713553
>sundowner
That's a neurological disorder old people get

>> No.39713623

>>39713564
It's also the name of a wind that blows through California and sometimes leads to horrific wildfires.

>> No.39713640

>>39713488
Correction isn't needed, I like them bratty.

>> No.39713667

>>39713553
Sundowner there is a Mad Hatter, which I suppose is hard to tell when she doesn't have her hat on.

>> No.39713743

>>39713667
>Mad Hatter
>No mushrooms
>No hat
Why even bother. It's like taking the tails and ears off a fox

>> No.39713753

>>39713743
And yet you went for the dark mage, a literal human girl.

>> No.39713784

>>39713753
To be fair I didn't pick her because she's a dark mage. I picked her because the thought of being manhandled by a chick with 8 arms sounds really hot.

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you should consider marrying foxes

>> No.39714010

>>39713895
Yeah, how did you know?

>> No.39714027
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Vampire FAT ass

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>>39713904
Why?

>> No.39714087

>>39713895
Weird seeing Cheshires that aren't all purple, but orange is a nice color to go with them.

>> No.39714107

>>39714087
They come in all colors, really. There are probably even ones that wear different clothes

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>>39714027
>notice vampire wife's butt has been looking a little...fuller, recently
>bring this up to her
>"Maybe it's time you cut back on the blood drinking, honey, it seems to all go to your rear"
>she gets pissed and tells you that is NOT how it works, AT ALL
>"there's no need to be ashamed of it, it's just biology"
>she jumps onto you and rapes/bloodsucks you for being an asshole
> her ass looks even fatter the next day

>> No.39714135

>>39714124
>spoiler
F-Fuck

>> No.39714136

>>39714124
>>"Maybe it's time you cut back on the blood drinking, honey, it seems to all go to your rear"
This man is a coward. MORE BLOOD FOR WIFE'S GLORIOUSLY FAT ASS

>> No.39714163

>>39714124
>>39714136
Sounds like a Mosquito to me

>> No.39714167

>>39713450
[Good End Achieved]

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>>39714167
[Bad End Achieved]

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>>39714087
Eristia looked nice as a Cheshire. Her hat really fit her there too.

>> No.39714206

>>39714179
>freckles
>adequate ears

yes goblin breeding.

>> No.39714216

>>39714027
>Hey bro mind if I have my fat ass just out in the open?
>Thanks, you're the best

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>>39714107
>They come in all colors, really.

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>>39713904
Vtuber cancer and also western ironic weeb whore. Fuck off.

>> No.39714295

>>39714229
Rainbow Chesh rivals the Queen of Hearts in sheer power.

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>>39714238

>> No.39714312
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I like this cute gobbo

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>>39714312
That is clearly a gremlin

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What is this fox trying to say?

>> No.39714378

>>39714356
Anon, walk away very slowly. And keep your front facing her. Don't show her your back.

>> No.39714398

>>39714356
This fox is old and not cute, why do you care.

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>>39714398
fox communication is still poorly understood

>> No.39714428

>>39714378
>keep your dick on her sights
You just gave him a terrible advice

>> No.39714436

>>39714356
I think she's trying to do one of those ninja hand sign from naruto. I don't think she's doing it right though. Just some old hag trying to fit in with the kids.

>> No.39714456

>>39714428
It's not dick access he should be worried about

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>>39714027
For me it's "any high class undead loli FAT ass"

>> No.39714511

>>39714356
That she's got balls of steel.

>> No.39714530

>>39714356
I don't know but I feel the strange compulsion to come closer to her and bury my face in her tits

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>>39714417
Indeed

>> No.39714626

>>39714593
How about we play husband and wife instead

>> No.39714628
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>> No.39714639

>>39714027
For some reason, I prefer fit vampires.

>> No.39714672

https://mobile.twitter.com/masaka_magyaku/status/1522209795784470528
Witch helps a boy
Angel purifies a boy

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>>39714593

>> No.39714788
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>> No.39714798

>>39714593
AND THEN WHAT, WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FOXES?!

>> No.39714802

>>39714788
She's pretty far inland

>> No.39714812

>>39714788
THE
EEL

>> No.39714827

>>39714802
unagi are freshwater

>> No.39714832

>>39714798
They start talking about videogames while laying on the couch.

>> No.39714849
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>>39714827
Is that so? How do they share their territory with other freshwater species?

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>> No.39714870

>>39714639
Say that in front of a vampire and you will likely spend the rest of the day as her chair

>> No.39714893

>>39714870
hey now, if anyone is going to care about cardio it's a vampire

>> No.39714932

>>39714870
What a sad situation. I want to be a fat butt vampire chair but, alas, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

>> No.39714954
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i like a girl with a winning smile

>> No.39714962

>>39714893
>Wake up Anon it's time to go to the gym, I need you to be fit and healthy so your blood tastes better

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>>39714954
Same

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>>39715008

>> No.39715029

>>39715023
good snek

>> No.39715045
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>> No.39715048

>>39714849
UOOHHH FROG EROTIC

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>>39715008
>>39715023
>>39715045
A very good snake

>> No.39715130

>>39715048
She's a toad not a frog because toads don't ribbit

>> No.39715396

>>39714356
>>39714593

I need a fox hag so fucking badly holy shit.

>> No.39715463
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>refers to you as slave, pet, plaything, bug (when she is annoyed) or some variation
>forces you to go with her wherever and whenever she wants
>makes you pick clothes for her
>casually undresses before you while trying new clothes
>have to carry all her shopping
>expects you to praise her a lot, sometimes even just for "gracing you with her presence"

>> No.39715491

>>39715463
Sounds like a lot of work. I think I'll stick with dragon zombies.

>> No.39715494

>>39715126
>A very good snake
except when she forgets dinner

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>>39715463
perfection, I'd love to serve a wight like that

>> No.39715517

>>39715463
Good!

>> No.39715629
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>on my way to get lunch
>minding my own business
>suddenly alien spaceships fill the sky
>they look like giant cats
>oh shit
>oh well we're gonna die
>maybe I'll get a waifu in the next life
>shuttles leave the ships
>one lands in front of my car
>it takes up the whole street
>oh shit
>almost wreck the car trying to avoid it
>a creature comes out
>furred arms and legs, bat wings, tail ending in a mace-like lump, cat ears, huge tits(?)
>she fires some kind of ray gun that makes my engine die
>she leaps and lands on the hood of my car in a single bound
>thats gonna be expensive
>my door is ripped off
>"HUBUBSBAN"
"What?"
>"HUBUBSBAN BE HUBUBSBAN"
"Okay?"
>she rips me out of the car
>holds me like I'm a big teddy bear
>we enter the shuttle where I can see lots of similar creatures
>"Hububsban."
They all start clapping

>> No.39715642
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Yo I heard you like manticores, so I put a manticore with your manticore.

>> No.39715650

>>39715629
Congratulations?

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>> No.39715812

>>39715642
40k more like 40gay.

>> No.39715838

>>39715812
Nah that doesn't work.
Something like
>40k more like 40kringe

>> No.39715856

>>39715642
And here I thought setz only draws dark souls, touhou and goat-dragon feet.

>> No.39715876

>>39715838
it does work when you actually pronounce it though

>> No.39715897
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>>39715838
Nah it’s the rhyming my dude. You gotta be catchy with what you say. Anyway he also drew a hellhound in a hellhound.

>> No.39716029

The emperor of mankind would support monster girls because he hates women and replacing them with cool evil looking monster girls dressed all in skulls would tickle his fashion senses.

>> No.39716084

>sleeping one night
>get pulled out of your dream into the monster girl world
>some MGs tell you that the portals are opening soon
>but they need your help, they want to make sure that they dont get pushed back through the portals or killed
>sent back to the real world
you have two years anon, what do (you) do to make sure things go smoothly when the portals open?
hard mode: no terrorism

>> No.39716091

This conversation is very gay. Lets move on. Talk about eels

>> No.39716101

>>39716091
Eels are a very old form of life, very successful

>> No.39716115

>>39716084
build a giant bunker in the woods.

>> No.39716133
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>>39716091

>>39716101
They are also very successful, being found in fresh and salt water. Although many creatures called eels are not. Such as electric eels which are a kind of lungfish

>> No.39716140

>>39716133
Explain further how electric eels are not eels.

>> No.39716143

>>39716133
How do you tell apart an electric eel mermaid from regular unagi joro anyway?

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>>39715463
>calls you pervert or darling depending on mood
>too cute to refuse when she wants you to go somewhere with her
>wears sexy lingerie, outfits and evening dresses you give her even after acting tsun and complaining you're too lewd
>keeps up a prideful front when praised despite heavily and obviously blushing
I'm going to go with the loli Wight

>> No.39716179

>>39716143
If she Zzzapps when you touch her it's an electric. If her slimes makes you slip into her breasts it's a normal unagi

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>>39716091
I am very fond of eels. They seem sweet and I love their more traditional, wifely look. Soft brown hair in a plain bun is a criminally underrated look.

This has absolutely nothing to do with how much I enjoy grilled unagi nigiri.

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I don't know man, something about wrench wenches...

>> No.39716210

>>39716182
Some of them are cockney and will cook you eel pie

>> No.39716235

>>39716179
I'd like to know before I decide to marry one.

>> No.39716239

>>39716235
Have you tried asking

>> No.39716258

What do you call a raiju soldier?
SHOCK TROOPER

>> No.39716270

>>39716258
>What do you call a raiju soldier?
Effective.

>> No.39716271

>>39716239
I could, but I'm not sure if that's a polite thing to ask.

>> No.39716276

I shouldn't trust foxes but I'm such a slut
for mofu I'll do it anyway.

>> No.39716322

>>39716271
>Do you zap or do you slime
It really is that easy

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>>39716258
All she does is grab exposed electrical wires and uses them to coom when she should be fighting

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>>39716210
>you will never have a thick, huggable cockney monster wife who loves cooking for you

I wouldn't even care what species she was, that's just such a great flavor

>> No.39716383

>>39716276
Foxes are very trustworthy.
Especially when your [REDACTED AMOUNT] daughters decide you are the warmest thing in the house.
You better start trusting mofu then.

>> No.39716449

>>39716091
fantastic with rice

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>> No.39716514

>>39716365
>She was a hooligan when she was younger
>When all her friends started settling down and having daughters she realized it was time to grow up
>She started a pub where she sells the best food you've ever had
>Still hasn't found the one
VERY comfy

>> No.39716522

>>39716454
A visual representation on why seaport is the best.

>> No.39716560

Gimme your best snakes, anons!

>> No.39716564

>>39712776
She's a really young one, too. I bet she's only sixty years old.

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>>39716560
Best I can do.

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>>39700354

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>>39716560

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>>39716560

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>>39716560

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>>39716560

>> No.39716691

>>39716607
>>39716571
White snake a cute!

>> No.39716694

What about a dragon zombie's proud soul becoming a dragon-bi while the dragon zombie itself is still crazy over you?

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>>39716184
Is this the rare lamia with legs?

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>> No.39716756

>>39716656
Tsuchinoko?

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>>39716514
>adorable thick English hag hums and chuckles to herself while she sways around the pub's kitchen
>wears a handmade apron with years of stains burned into it, covered in patches
>keeps her plain brown hair tucked back in a cute bun that's coming loose in a few places, and looks oddly sexy while she works up a sweat
>moves quick, with expert precision even as she looks back to crack jokes and swap stories with anon at the bar
>she doesn't even realize how perfect she is as wife material until anon starts ranting after a couple pints and one of her incredible pies
>one more drink and he might have proposed on the spot
>little did he know she would have said yes and brought him home for another kind of pie

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>>39716560
>>39716756
Tsuchinoko

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