/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"NO! No! You can't stop! You're my human!" She shrieks, and launches herself at you... Only to be pushed away harshly, a soft thud as she hits the ground. You continue walking, not even looking back at the little ice fairy. Autumn had just arrived,, and you hurried onward. It was due to rain soon, and you promised to be back.

But she lies there in the grass. "I don't understand..." She whispers as the rain softly begins to drizzle down, the fallen droplets around her turning to ice. "You can't..." There is no ears for her words to reach. "Why am I crying! I don't need any stupid human anyways!" Cirno sniffles, wiping at her eyes as tears begin to flow. But she is unable to stop. She wails, like a little girl, not even willing herself to get up, and remains right where you pushed her down without a second thought. The clouds gather, and soon the drizzle becomes a downpour. But she never moves.

She disappears after that day. Nobody sees her again. Other fairies get strangely quiet whenever the topic is discussed, and turn it to more pleasant things. But somewhere in a lake, she is drowning herself.
Over and over again.
Did you know?
Fairies can't die. But she feels the pain. Every time.
But it's slightly less painful than remembering when you cut her cheerful, innocent heart in half.

What's suicide?

Wouldn't the baby die on the first death?

>>395898

lol whut

>>395898
The baby is immortal, too. Hourai elixer = CURE virus.

>>395898
The baby is immortal, too. Hourai elixir = CURE virus.

AH FUCK, don't write something like this!

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!

;_;

>>395907
who are we talking about???

I cried little girl tears ;_;

Oh GM, you card.

And thus Gensokyo Man was almost as bad as Dan Kim.

Patchouli started coughing. It wasn’t bad at first, but as it grew steadily worse she reached for the inhaler that used to be nearby. Finding nothing where she was reaching, she remembered that it had long since run out and had been thrown away. Kokouma came from nowhere and gently started rubbing her back. Patchouli waved her away in a sign that she would be alright in a minute.

Once the coughing abated, Patchouli sighed. She thought back on that strange human who had braved the dangers of the mansion just to attempt to learn magic. Oh sure, at first he seemed to have the magical aptitude of a clod of dirt, but over time he learned. He had also vanished for a short while and had returned bearing the strange medicine that made her coughing fits subside far more quickly.

Meling was the one who found the body, unceremoniously dumped in front of the gate. There was apparently a note. Sakuya and the others apparently hid the body quite quickly to keep Patchouli from finding out. But Patchouli knew. She knew when he didn’t return with the medicine. From what she had managed to find out, he was involved with some dangerous tasks in order to keep Patchouli in her medicine. Gathering materials from both the forest of magic and Youkai mountain, as well as breaking into Entei and stealing materials from there. Kaguya had set a trap on his last excursion, and that, as they say, was that.

He had been a promising student, and the medicine he provided was quite useful, but it was nothing more than that. She told her self this little lie constantly, in the hopes that eventually she would believe it. Patchouli started coughing again, and this time, she didn’t wave Kokuma off when the little demon started rubbing her back.

[x]Jump into the lake

All ends are bad ends for one of them

>>395888
>>395890
WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE??

"What... What are you saying, sir?" The smile dropped off her face at your words, leaving the lovely woman looking rather confused, sure she misheard you.

"I'm so sorry, Meiling, but I can't. You are a Youkai, and I am a human..." You say, and her jaw drops. Her blue eyes look at you, filled with utter disbelief and despair.

"You- Why, I..." She drops to her knees with a sob, burying her face in her hands as she bursts into tears at the rejecting, sobbing bitterly as all you can do is watch, frozen by an odd combination of sadism and guilt.

And she cries.
She cries.

All you can do is stand there as she decends into misery, and at last, you run. You run like the cowardly bastard you are, unable to watch any longer.

And the gatekeeper remains. Her spirit crushed. She cries, and although she stops and returns to her stoic guarding of the gate to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, inside, the tears continue. For the rest of those long, lonely days, guarding the gate, she thinks of nothing but you. Even though you ran, she still does. And the slow throb of hurt and betrayal remains, pounding on like the ticking of a clock.

>>395888
>>395890
>>395931
;_;

50 YEARS OF LIES

Gentlemen, I like eggs.
Gentlemen, I like eggs.
Gentlemen, I love eggs.

I like poaching. I like frying. I like scrambled eggs. I like hard-boiled eggs.

I like quiches. I like breaking yolks. I like whisking. I like beating. I like cleaning up.

In pans. On stoves. In pots. In microwaves. On fires. In kitchens. On lakes. In sky. In mansions. In shrines.

I love every aspect of eggs that takes place on this earth.

So I heard you guys like importing despair

"So... That's it then? We're through?" Mokou blinks, and you step back a bit in surprise. No hysterics? No screaming? Just... Acceptance?

"Mokou, you know we continually fight and all. You're immortal, and it'll probably only be a blink of an eye to you; I don't want to hurt you like that-"

"There is someone else, isn't there?" She's always to the point, isn't she? It's always been part of her charm.

"Perhaps." You reply evasively. "Mokou, don't take this-"

"I won't. Please, go."

You left silently, with a small smile which was returned. Keine would be happy, and you could be together with no hard feelings on any ends. What you didn't know, was that Mokou was far more perceptive than you had thought. She had prepared for days, seeing the signs. Even now, not an hour after you left, she screamed in inarticulate rage, burning the bamboo. It had taken a long time for her to accept you were out of her reach, even more to ensure she wouldn't turn you to ask on the spot.

She had lost her family, and all that she cared about outside the borders of Gensokyo, who all fell to the ravages of time in her quest for revenge. You never saw her again, she she avoided you, having no wish to feel those pangs of jealousy and rage to so tightly compressed whenever she saw Keine now. She slowly stopped seeing the both of you as you grew older, pulling away emotionally. Having to see you always pulled open old wounds for her thereafter.

>>396413
Me too.

"What... What are you saying, sir?" The smile dropped off her face at your words, leaving the lovely woman looking rather confused, sure she misheard you.

"I'm so sorry, Meiling, but I can't. You are a Youkai, and I am a human..." You say, and her eyes almost seem to fade in their blue color.

"Oh, I see." She said quietly.

"So, I have to be going now. I have to return home." You continue. Meiling nods softly. "But, I might visit every once in a while, if it will help you."

"No, no. It'll be quite alright. I'm a strong youkai who's purpose is to guard the Scarlet Gate. It wouldn't be right if you only came to admit the door." She said. You nod, and turn away, heading towards the boat on the lake.

Once Hong Meiling can no longer see or hear you, she begins weeping softly. "China" A stern voice emanates behind her.

"Oh, Miss Sakuya, I-"

"It's alright." Sakuya cut her off. "I saw everything that happened."

Well this is sure depressing!

>>396510

oh really? i'm fapping to it

What's Cirno?

i love this thread
;_;

>>396536
I don't get it. What?

Oh yes, also, all original content banned. Stop fagging up the boards with roleplaying, etc.

Marisa's fate came first. Encapsulated within a ball of darkness by Rumia (whose hair ribbon had been missing), the human magician was disoriented, and her attempts to escape the abyssal blackness failed. Trapped in their own dark confines, Reimu and Alice could only hear their longtime ally be torn apart by the sickly-sweet Flandre Scarlet, finally released from her imprisonment of half a millennium. Alice's silence in the midst of Marisa's furiously defiant howls was what had disturbed Reimu the most. They had felt great waves of energy as Marisa tried one last Master Spark from within the darkness, but Flandre had apparently dodged it with a giggle. "See you losers later" had been the irreverent last words of the dying witch.

im holding shift but i can't seem to focus...

One afternoon when Shanghai and I were on a walk in the forest we met some fairies playing tag. They invited us to join in and even offered us some tea. It was really good, and I had a good time playing with them. I had such a good time, in fact, that I guess I got tired and sat down to take a rest. But I fell asleep!

When I woke up I was very sore, and very embarrassed. I couldn't find Shanghai anywhere and I got worried. I went back to my house only to find that it had been burned down. There was nothing left. Strangely, the yard was very overgrown; the grass had to have been as tall as me. The smell was intense, and I started sneezing in between crying. All my dolls and magic books, gone. Who could have done that?

I went to Marisa's house, but it was empty, not just as if nobody was home. There were no books, no furniture, nothing in the pantry. The dust lay impossibly thick everywhere. My sneezing got worse. From an upstairs bedroom window I saw something on the ground behind the house. When I got outside again and took a look, puffing and wheezing, I found that the thing was a grave marker that had fallen over in the spongy earth. I had never seen such a thing in all the times I'd been there. Gathering my strength, I lifted up the crudely cut stone and inspected it. It held just two initials, "MK".

Oh, look. It's raining again.

>>396659
RIP VAN WRINKLE END

We're not supposed to have threads like these anymore, but I like this thread.

>>396707
Most of /jp/ does.

>>396714
Well tough buttons, Anonymous. Tough buttons.

im reporting this thread so a mod can ban the roleplayers

You've been seeing Marisa for about three months now, but you don't have the heart to tell her that you aren't really interested in her. Oh no; you're interested in something much smaller, much tighter. You're interested in her Mini-Hakkero.

One evening, while Marisa is drunk and in bed, you take it from her table and sneak off together into the forest. And it's great. Oh yes, every bit as great and as you had imagined it to be. However, as you come close to finishing, you hear sobbing somewhere nearby.

Investigating, you see some poor, broken soul underneath a tree, still alive but injured and obviously in mental shock. Nearby, a ghost is eating your kinda-neighbor Mystia, who is being cooked alive on her own oven. Nearby, another ghost--or half-ghost, rather--is making an omelette.

Quite bizarre. That's Gensokyo for you.

With that, you climax. The Mini-Hakkero responds with a Master Spark the likes of which you've never seen before, obliterating the scene before you.

You return to Marisa's house, clean off the Mini-Hakkero, and go about life as usual.

>>396707
It is an awesome thread.

>>396719
Eh? It all comes down to whether /jp/ is a more flexible board in which the community defines the content, with a certain level of criteria, or whether it should be a more focused, serious board. I always imagined /jp/ as the former; a kind of /weaboo/, but either is fine with me.

>>396734
And now Yoyuko is more dead

>>396763
>yoyuko
either I'm stupid or you made a mistake there

>>396763
Yoyoko

>>396767
in b4 fat yoko

>>396731
>I hate original content. Fuck that, /jp/ should be like /b/. LOL MEMES xDDDD

Yuyuko isn't fat. She just has big hitboxes.

>>396799
You know what time it is.

>>396812
MY NUTBLADDER!

>>396812
HP CRITICAL

>>396799
Not to mention HUGE tracts of land.

>>396812
She's going to bite off your entire fucking arm. Don't do it.

>>396820
>>396821

>>396824
IT'S GOOD TO OWN LAND.

What do ghost boobs feel like?

yuyucow

:3

>>396858
Death-like texture ;_;

>>396858
Lightly-chilled down-feather pillows.

>>396858
Since ghosts are incorporeal, you cannot feel them.

>>396887
You keep telling yourself that it won't hurt being eaten ...

I CAME

MULTIPLE MALE ORGASM OH GOD

I WANT TO GET LOST IN HER CLEAVAGE LIKE A SPACESHIP IN A RIFT IN SPACETIME.

>>396916

pardon me, where was i?

YUYUKO YOU'RE A GODDAMN MESS

>>396986
Yuyuko, why are you blonde?

>>396986

[spoilers]who you gonna call?[/spoilers]

of all fanart, yuyuko has the best curves

grandma made a sandwich anFUCK i can't do it.

~( ¯3¯)~

>>397050
>of all fanart, komachi has the best curves
fixed

cirno the tripfag died

>>397060
No, he was V&

>>397060
Really? Story behind this

>>397053
Let me help.

>>397058
FUCK YEAH, NOW IT'S KOMACHI TIME

>>395888

Fuck yeah, Komachi!

>>397129
Fuck yes, indeed.
Here's hoping she's playable in SWR. I wanna scythe some fools.

>>397140
>I wanna scythe some balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4KRB42vjNTU

>>397142
I like the way she moves

Looking through my folder, I'm sad to see I am lacking in the Komachi picture department.

>>397142
Where's my Scarlet Weather Rhapsody??

>>397180
I dunno, where is it?

>>397180
Sitting next to Duke Nukem Forever.

>>397145
gensokyo soccer rules are pretty awesome

>>397260
Soccer's one of the most retarded sports known to man, and yet I still watch those badass animations from time to time.